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Wow, very cool.
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Yeah, first perk of the job.
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Have you ever written a car review before?
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No.
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But how hard can it be, you know?
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Smooth lines, spacious interior.
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Good torque.
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What's torque?
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Well, you know, torque, torque is--
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Torque, I mean everyone
knows what torque is.
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If you were serious about going green,
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you'd ride a bicycle everywhere.
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No, if I were serious about going green,
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I'd lay in bed all day not eating cows,
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breathing as little oxygen
as possible until I died.
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{\an8}How do you start it?
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{\an8}-It's on.
-Shut up.
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{\an8}-No, I'm telling you, it's on.
-What?
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{\an8}It's incredible, isn't it?
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{\an8}I mean, it's so quiet,
it's almost off-putting.
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{\an8}Off putting, that'd be a
great way to start the review.
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{\an8}Well, no, in the review they want
me to use the word flawless.
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{\an8}Haven't driven it yet.
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{\an8}Yeah, I know but the editor wants me
to use the word flawless, so...
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{\an8}[phone rings]
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[Naomi] Are you around?
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Hmm.
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I'm feeling really crap and Joshie
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is due for a trim at the barbers.
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-When?
-Now.
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What now, now?
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No, fucking yesterday now!
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All right, I'm on my way.
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Do you wanna come
and get Joshie a haircut?
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Can't, I am collecting
for World Jewish relief.
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Collecting what?
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You know like clothing,
kids toys, whatever,
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-they take anything.
-Really?
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These socks are getting a bit thin.
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You know, there's probably some poor,
sockless Jew in Georgia
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who would love those,
come by and drop them off.
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I will, it's very noble of you to give up
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your Sunday for charity.
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Any, er... Any women involved?
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Oh, show me a man involved in charity
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and I'll show you
a man keen to meet women.
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Ooh. Erm... Prince Charles.
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Well, I don't know, you never know.
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Er... Actually, it's his job,
he gets paid.
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Elton.
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-Well, he's gay.
-Still!
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Okay, he's the exception
that proves the rule.
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You think, I don't know,
is gay men more caring?
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I don't know, ask the Vatican.
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[frustrated sigh] God!
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Oh, Joshie, cover your ears.
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Stupid fucking!
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Stupid fucking thing,
you stupid fucking seat!
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Fuck! Oh!
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How's your new car seat, Joshie?
Nice and comfy?
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Erm... Hmm... No comment.
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I told him not to answer
your questions in case
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you quote him out of context.
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All right, a little paranoid, aren't we?
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-Just get his haircut and bring him back.
-All right.
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Oh, and in case you're wondering,
it was just a little pee.
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What?
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Well, it's part of my saving water.
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You know, going green day.
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Are you kidding?
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You just used my toilet
and you didn't even flush?
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What am I supposed to do with that?
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Nothing, nothing,
unless it's absolutely necessary.
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Well, it's necessary now,
go back and flush!
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Er... No can do.
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-I'm not flushing it for you.
-Good, good!
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That's what I want you to do.
Right, you ready?
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[quirky orchestral music]
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Hey, do you know you can
recycle hair, you know that?
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-No.
-Hmm.
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Says it makes good compost, who knew?
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-[barber] Not me.
-Oh.
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And for stuffing kids' toys.
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You want it?
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Well, I'll think about it.
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Do you know what happened
to all the Greek Cypriots?
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What?
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Yeah, well once upon a time
every barber was from Cyprus.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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So, they flew the whole island over here,
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cut everyone's hair
for twenty years and left.
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It's like Greek restaurants.
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Must be some kind of
Greek-Turkish turf war
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going on in London or something.
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Ow, ow, ow, what the fuck you doing!
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Singeing the ears to get
rid of the hairs for you.
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My ears are bald enough, thank you, ow!
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Have you never got this done before?
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No I haven't! This is England!
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Bloody hell!
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Well, we're all done over here.
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That's good, that's good.
Do you like it, Joshie?
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No comment.
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Oh. That's good, very good.
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So, how much is that?
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Er... That's fourteen for
you and nine for him.
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Fourteen for an adult,
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nine for a junior, that's convenient.
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What?
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Well, you're basically saying
fifteen quid and ten quid.
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No, no, it's nine and fourteen.
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Yeah but for a junior
they're just gonna give you
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a tenner and say, "Keep the change."
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But you don't have to.
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All right, I'll tell you what we'll do.
Let's call it 9.50 for him,
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50 P for you because he
hasn't been singed and I have,
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and 14 pounds exactly
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'cause you haven't even
offered me a lollipop.
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-Do you want a lollipop?
-No, I don't want a lollipop.
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It's nice to be asked though.
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-There you go.
-Great, you gonna offer me a lollipop?
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-Do you want a lollipop?
-I don't want a lollipop.
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-Okay.
-All right!
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[phone rings]
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-[Simon] Hello?
-Richard Curtis!
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[Simon] What about him?
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Yeah, set up Comic Relief, not gay,
not looking for women.
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[Simon]
Okay, yeah, that's one.
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-Well done.
-Ha!
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All right, hurry up, little man!
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Oh, sorry no.
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Talking to my nephew.
Say hi, Joshie.
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Hi!
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That's not funny, mate.
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It's not supposed to be funny.
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I mean, that's what you call small boys.
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Isn't it, little man?
Come on, little man!
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Hurry up, little man!
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Run along, little man!
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Yeah, you didn't set this up then.
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Why would anybody go to that much trouble?
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You'd be surprised.
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All right look, let me apologise
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for any small insult
that I may have accidentally caused you.
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You got a lot of shopping,
let me help you.
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You know, help you out.
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I've gotta get the bus
and then walk to Henton.
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Come on, let me--
Forget the bus, all right?
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Come on let me help you out,
what do you say?
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-Yeah?
-All right then, fine.
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Come on, all right.
Come on, Joshie. Yeah.
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There you go.
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Yeah.
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See, this is great isn't it, you know?
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Meet new friends, save the environment.
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So, you've just had a new
haircut, have you, Joshie?
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-[Joshie] Too short.
-Hey, nothing's ever too short.
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Right, here we go. Here's the car.
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-Hey!
-Ooh.
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Oh, there’s only one car seat.
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You want me to sit in a car seat?
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Well, how else do you travel?
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I sit like everyone else!
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I don't know about that.
I mean, you know.
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'Cause logically thinking about it,
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surely it's to do with height.
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He'll sit in the car seat
and I'll sit next to him.
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No, I don't like it.
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'Cause if I put that seatbelt on wrong
that's just gonna snap you in two.
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Only one car seat.
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What are you doing?
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I'm Googling it.
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What, are you typing in
'dwarf and car seat'?
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-Yes.
-Oh, for fuck sake, I'll get the bus.
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No, no, no, come on look
these are all American sites,
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-surely that's the same.
-I'll get the bus!
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Look, please, just let me give you a lift.
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Please.
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Please.
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-All right.
-All right.
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Everyone okay back there?
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Just wonderful.
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[Paul] Enjoying the ride?
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-Quiet.
-Electric.
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[Mark] Great torque.
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Great torque!
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No emissions.
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Very small carbon footprint.
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Like me!
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[both laughing]
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[Paul] Good one.
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[sniffs]
Can you smell burning?
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Yeah, they set fire to my ears.
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-Who?
-Turkish barber.
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You've got ear kebab!
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-I do!
-[Mark laughs]
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I do, I do. Very good.
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[doorbell rings]
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[Naomi] What the fuck is that?
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What?
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I asked for a trim,
he looks like a kiwi fruit!
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What are you talking about?
I like it.
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You don't get a say in the matter,
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I booked the appointment, I said a trim!
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It'll grow back.
And they've set fire to my ears.
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Smell that!
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[Naomi sniffs]
Oh, can’t smell anything.
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Hang on, who's that in your car?
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Oh, that's Mark.
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He's a dwarf,
I'm just giving him a lift home.
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In my car seat?
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So where was Joshie sitting?
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Hmm?
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Where was Joshie sitting on
the way back from the barbers?
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On his, um, lap.
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On a stranger's lap?
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Are you out of your tiny mind?
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I tell him not to accept
lifts from strange men,
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and you go and dump him on
the groin of an unknown dwarf?
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-He's a nice guy!
-[Naomi] Fuckwit!
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Get Titchy out now
and get me my car seat back.
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-Titchy?
-Snorey, Giggles, Twitchy,
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whatever the fucking one he is!
I don't give a fuck!
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-Get him out now!
-I will get it back later.
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-Remove the dwarf.
-I am helping him out.
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Remove the fucking dwarf
and get me my car seat.
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I will get it back later!
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I want a full refund from the barbers.
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What do you want a refund for?
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Jesus Christ, of course,
I want a fuckin' refund!
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If I buy a dress from John Lewis,
it doesn't fit,
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I take it back and I get a refund!
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Why for a size 12 and you buy a size 12?
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-I'm a size 10!
-I know what size you are!
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It doesn't matter what size it is.
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If it doesn't fit,
and Joshie’s hair doesn't,
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-you demand a full fucking refund!
-Yeah, but--
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[door slams]
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[quirky orchestral music]
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Hey, can I borrow you?
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Two secs.
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Two secs, just--
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Thank you.
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Cheers.
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Hello, I'm sorry but Joshie's
mum says his hair's too short.
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You said you liked it.
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Well, I did, yeah, but apparently
she only wanted a trim
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when she booked the appointment.
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Okay, well, when I go to
John Lewis to buy something
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for my wife, I can't take it back.
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That's funny you should say that,
'cause she specifically said
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that you can take stuff back
to John Lewis.
253
00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,040
Underwear?
254
00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,200
-Well, no, a dress.
-Yeah, a dress, yeah, yeah.
255
00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,520
Of course, you can take a dress back
256
00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,160
but a haircut isn't a dress.
257
00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,400
It's knickers.
258
00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,280
And there's no refund on worn knickers.
259
00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,240
Yeah, you know I'm a journalist
with The Jewish Enquirer?
260
00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,880
-You are?
-Yes I am.
261
00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,760
Ah, well, here's a story for you.
262
00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,520
No refund on worn knickers.
263
00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,400
Tell you what, let’s ring 'em.
264
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,120
-John Lewis?
-Yeah.
265
00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,040
-Okay, yeah, call them.
-[phone rings]
266
00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,080
Hi, yeah, can I be put through
to customer service, please?
267
00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,400
Speakerphone, put it on yeah,
speakerphone.
268
00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,600
[woman] Hello, how can I help you?
269
00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,000
Yeah, hi, I'm wondering if you can help.
270
00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,480
I bought some underwear for a lady friend
271
00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:56,880
the other day and I just wanna
know if I can exchange it.
272
00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,160
-Refund, refund, not an exchange.
-Refund, sorry, refund.
273
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,960
No problem, just bringthe item in with the receipt.
274
00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,040
Okay, yeah, no wait, wait, wait,
she's worn them.
275
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,840
An undergarment would have to be unused.
276
00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,400
All right, so there's no
refund on worn knickers.
277
00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,600
[woman] No.
278
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,360
-What about bikinis?
-Yes.
279
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,640
Well, where's the logic in that?
280
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,280
You know, they've both been
unhygienically exposed and...
281
00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,600
No, it's all right,
it's all right, thank you.
282
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,840
So, you wanna recycle hair?
283
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:22,920
-[Paul] Yeah.
-Here.
284
00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,720
-[quirky orchestral music]
-Great, great.
285
00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,560
Oh, right, let's get you home.
286
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,960
-Did you get a refund?
-No.
287
00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,240
Want me to go and sort him out?
288
00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,640
No, thank you, I'll just give her a tenner
289
00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,960
-and that'll be that.
-Yeah.
290
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,320
-So, Mark?
-Hmm?
291
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,120
Do you know anyone who does
charity work but not for sex?
292
00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,480
Stephen Fry?
293
00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,280
Hmm, someone else?
294
00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,760
Gandhi.
295
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,160
Ooh, Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi!
296
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,880
Gandhi's good.
297
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,040
-Okay.
-[phone rings]
298
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,600
[Simon] What is it?I am trying to help Jews.
299
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,680
Gandhi!
300
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,880
[Simon] He's dead.
301
00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,880
Yeah, well, that's two,
so that just blows your theory
302
00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,320
right out of the water.
303
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,240
[laughs] Gandhi!
Yes, well done, Mark.
304
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,120
Who else, who else?
305
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,120
Quickly! Wind the window down!
306
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,200
-What?
-Quickly, quickly,
307
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,320
the window, the window!
308
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,560
Roll the window down.
309
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,960
Tiny penis!
310
00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,120
Tiny penis!
311
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,360
[man] Fuck you!
312
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,360
Tiny penis!
313
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,040
-Fuck you, bastard!
-Yeah, tiny penis!
314
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,640
-Fuck you!
-[laughs]
315
00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,920
All right, here we go.
316
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,560
-I'll be two minutes.
-[Mark] All right.
317
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,720
All right.
318
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,240
-So, how's it going?
-Amazing.
319
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,240
She's gonna introduce me
to her granddaughter.
320
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,040
In her thirties, chiropodist,
got her own flat.
321
00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,200
Great, hey look, can
you do anything with this?
322
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,280
-It's recycled.
-It looks like hair.
323
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,520
It is hair, it's from the barbers.
324
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,200
You can't bring human hair
to a Jewish relief thingy!
325
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,280
Fuckin' hell!
326
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,840
What have you got there?
327
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,040
Quick, gimme your socks!
328
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,040
Donating socks.
329
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,160
And what's that?
330
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,040
Oh, Miriam, it's nothing.
It's worthless.
331
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,880
I told you we don't turn anything down.
332
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,520
-[Paul] It's--
-It's very light.
333
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,520
-[Paul] Yeah, it's not for you.
-It is for me!
334
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,280
-No it's not for you!
-It is!
335
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,600
-It's not for you!
-[Miriam gasps]
336
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,240
-[Paul] Oh, God!
-What's this?
337
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,760
Hair?
338
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,080
Human hair?
339
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,640
Where did you get this human hair?
340
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,440
I got it from the barbers
341
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,320
by the tube station
out by Finchley Central.
342
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,880
Simon said you'd take anything.
343
00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,200
[Miriam] There are limits.
344
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,480
Oh.
345
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,280
I can smell burning.
346
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,720
That's my ears. Sorry.
347
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,800
Can we go?
348
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,600
You are making human experiments!
349
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,960
I'm not a fucking experiment!
350
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,280
Simon!
351
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,400
Send for the CST!
352
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,760
What's the CST?
353
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,720
Oh, it's a Jewish
organization of volunteers
354
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,040
that protect Jewish schools and events.
355
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,360
So you got an army of David Baddiels
protecting you all? [laughs]
356
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,920
-You must feel very safe.
-Hey, I'm telling you,
357
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,920
some of those guys
are ex-Mossad, you know.
358
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,240
Less Baddiel, more like,
circumcised Jackie Chans.
359
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,880
[car dinging]
360
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,920
[Mark] Erm... Why are we stopping?
361
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,800
Battery's dead.
362
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,040
For fuck sake.
363
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,160
[grunting]
364
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,960
God, you know, seeing that
from your point of view,
365
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,480
that bell really is a bit high.
366
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,720
Yeah, it's a killer.
367
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,680
[knocks]
368
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,440
Hi, can I help?
369
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,480
Yes, sorry I'm a journalist
with The Jewish Enquirer.
370
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:33,760
[woman] You're what?
371
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,160
Comes out on Friday?
372
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,920
Also online?
373
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,280
Never heard of it.
374
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,920
Really? You surprise me.
375
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,120
Well, I'm not Jewish, so...
376
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:44,880
What?
377
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,120
Well, you quite literally have
378
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,920
the most Jewish hair I've ever seen.
379
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,720
Because it's curly?
380
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,600
Oh, you know, frizzy,
big ol', big ol' Jew fro.
381
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,040
You've got some Jewish
blood in there somewhere.
382
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,080
Uh, no I haven't.
383
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,440
Okay, well, whatever you say.
384
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,760
Well, I actually haven't.
385
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,120
You do a “Who do you think you are”
386
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,760
and you got a great grandma
in Poland, I'm telling you.
387
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,680
His electric car is out of charge,
388
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,760
do you mind if we plug in?
389
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,280
What are you doing?
390
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,000
What?
391
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,840
Are you doing the quenelle?
392
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,960
The what?
393
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,200
The reverse Nazi salute.
394
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,840
Just brushing hair off my arm.
395
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,240
[scoffs] This, it's a Nazi salute.
396
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,080
That footballer Anelka used it.
397
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:20,280
He was banned.
398
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,680
God, I can't believe I'm being lectured
399
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,160
on Nazi salutes by non-Jews.
400
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,040
Look, this is just
brushing hair off my arm.
401
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,360
This is a Nazi salute!
402
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,520
This is brushing hair off my arm--
403
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,040
Yes, this is a Nazi salute.
404
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,160
-Exactly.
-But this is--
405
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,280
It's the reverse Nazi salute.
406
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,600
-I have never seen that--
-It's the reverse.
407
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,680
In my life.
408
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,800
-This is the Nazi--
-Nazi.
409
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,200
I've never heard of that in my life.
410
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,320
This is a Nazi salute.
411
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,520
You can see the difference!
412
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,200
[talking over each other]
413
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,640
[horn honks]
414
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,840
It's him!
415
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,400
Antisemite!
416
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,520
Look, can we plug in for a few minutes?
417
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,000
[quirky orchestral music]
418
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,880
Do you want a cup of tea?
419
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,480
-Sure!
-Yes, please.
420
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,480
Not for him, he's going green for the day.
421
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,880
She's already boiling the kettle.
422
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,520
Yes but for your cup
she'll have to use more water
423
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,920
and more electricity.
424
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,400
I'll have a cold drink then!
425
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,120
Not from the fridge you won't.
426
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,240
[sighs]
427
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,960
What a lovely cup of tea.
428
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,280
You know what, this might
be the best cup of tea
429
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,520
I've had in my entire life.
430
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,880
-How's the water?
-Tepid.
431
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,080
Do you know what, my husband
is a massive petrol head,
432
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,520
he doesn't believe in any of it.
433
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,520
He's the Jeremy Clarkson of North London.
434
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,120
-[woman laughs]
-Sorry, can I use your toilet?
435
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,280
I'm absolutely bursting.
436
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,600
Yeah, through the door and on the left.
437
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,800
All right, thank you.
438
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,920
[unzips]
439
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,240
What's it like in front?
440
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,120
[Mark] Try it out.
441
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,400
Allow me.
442
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,040
[giggles]
443
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,440
-Wow!
-[Mark laughs]
444
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,040
You know what they say, don't you?
445
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,320
What?
446
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,160
Once you've had small, you never go back.
447
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,480
[laughs]
448
00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,680
Yeah, I've heard that.
449
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,080
I'll bet you have.
450
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:05,120
[loud car engine]
451
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,880
-What the fuck are you doing here?
-[woman] What's up?
452
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,000
This guy called me "tiny penis."
453
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,720
It was a small joke.
454
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,800
A jokelet.
455
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,400
You're the small joke, my friend.
456
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,720
Phil!
457
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,680
What the fuck is this cable doing?
458
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,320
They ran out of battery.
459
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,080
Well, they're not
charging it from my house.
460
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,160
Oh, thank you.
461
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,800
Thank you for that. Hi.
462
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,160
Fuck you, too!
463
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,800
Phil, give him a break.
464
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,400
We're giving them free
petrol because they're too lazy
465
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,640
to go and get some.
466
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,400
Come on, be the big guy.
467
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,480
Sorry, no offense.
468
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,800
[Mark] None taken.
469
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,640
Half an hour, that is it.
470
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,120
I'm going for a slash, with my huge penis!
471
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,000
He gets a lot of stick
for the car and it pisses him off.
472
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,040
-He shouldn't have bought it then.
-Yeah, he's right,
473
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,720
I mean, if you are gonna drive
such a wanky car,
474
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,040
I mean, you're almost asking
475
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,480
for penile haranguing, you know.
476
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,120
[toilet flushes loudly]
477
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,880
[Paul] Wow.
478
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,040
Yeah, we've got some plumbing issues,
479
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,760
we're getting it fixed tomorrow.
480
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,800
-So, Paul, isn't it?
-Yeah.
481
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:14,320
When you went to the toilet,
we didn't hear anything.
482
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,040
Really?
483
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,560
Not a peep.
484
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,400
Oh, that is strange.
485
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,040
Did you not go?
486
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,120
Well, I got there
and then the moment had passed.
487
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,000
You said you were bursting.
488
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,240
How far are you taking
this green crap, then?
489
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,440
Oh, my God.
490
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,040
You're saving water.
491
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,960
You didn't flush.
492
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,480
You went to the toilet
and you didn't flush?
493
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,800
Now that's ridiculous.
494
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,240
No, there's no way. I'd have noticed.
495
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,680
He'd have noticed!
496
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,440
Yeah, so...
497
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,400
Okay, okay, we need to leave now.
498
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,600
-Yeah.
-Let's go.
499
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,000
[Mark laughs]
500
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,560
[sniffs]
501
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,680
[gags]
502
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:16,400
He fuckin' pissed in the sink!
503
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,440
I can't shut the door!
504
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,119
-[Paul] Well, try!
-I am trying!
505
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,200
Try harder!
506
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,319
For fuck sake!
507
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,960
You have any idea how much
water I saved back there?
508
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,280
Five litres!
509
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,440
You pissed in a stranger’s sink!
510
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,760
It's sterile!
511
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,440
You know, like human Dettol.
512
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,920
[Mark] Close this fucking door!
513
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,280
[Paul] Keep trying.
514
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,400
[Mark] I am trying!
515
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,680
Well, try harder.
516
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,920
I've only got short arms!
517
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,560
Oh, don't use that as an excuse!
518
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,960
[Mark] Come on, you fucking door!
519
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,000
-Stop, fucking lights!
-Come on!
520
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,960
-[Paul] Here we go. Here we go.
-Fuck!
521
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,640
[Paul] He's bloody following us.
522
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,640
-[Mark] What?
-Bloody following us!
523
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,320
Right, let me out here I wanna get out.
524
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,680
-Jesus.
-I'll walk!
525
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,920
Fine, fine.
526
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,640
[exasperated sigh]
527
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,040
[Mark] All right,
it's been nice knowing you, mate.
528
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you.
529
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,520
[Phil] Let me help you with that!
530
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,000
[Mark] Wait, what are you doing?
531
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,920
I'm taking you home!
532
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,200
You're gonna clean my sink!
533
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,880
-[Mark] It wasn't me!
-It wasn't him!
534
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,000
It wasn't me, it was him!
535
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,440
Well, I can't pick you up!
536
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,120
So he'll have to answer for his friend.
537
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,280
Oh, my God. Look, it was me!
538
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,520
Yes, it was him!
539
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,560
It was me,
sorry I took a piss in your sink!
540
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,760
Wait, I haven't even got
my shopping yet!
541
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,240
[Phil] I don't care about
your fucking shopping!
542
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,000
[Mark]
Wait, I'll get my shopping!
543
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,640
[sighs]
544
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,240
[doorbell rings]
545
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,200
That's her!
546
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,360
We received a complaint of a hate crime.
547
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,800
That is absolutely ridiculous.
548
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,440
Uh-oh.
549
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,400
[Mark] All right, it's Sunday!
Will you let me out!
550
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,640
Who's that?
551
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,320
That's, uh, my husband.
552
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,320
I can't piss in the sink,
I can't reach it!
553
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,960
-[woman] Oh, my God, what--
-With the experiment!
554
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,960
What the fuck are you doing?
555
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,680
[grunts]
556
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,160
[breathing heavily]
557
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,600
It's the other one!
558
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,920
They were both at it!
559
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,320
At what?
560
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,600
-You know!
-Do I?
561
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,400
[officer] Can you show me please, Miriam?
562
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,680
Show me what they were doing.
563
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,680
Oh, come on, that's a hate crime?
564
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,520
Not if I do it, I'm Jewish, I'm allowed.
565
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,960
So am I.
566
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,120
I might be!
567
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,680
[Mark] Let me out please!
568
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,440
Not until you've cleaned
my sink, tiny penis!
569
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,040
Uh, that's dwarfophobic!
570
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,160
[Mark shouts]
571
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,320
You gonna sue me?
572
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,400
You save the world, anti-petrol,
left wing fascist pansy!
573
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,680
Greenophobic and homophobic!
574
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,040
Hey, is there such a thing
as left-wing-fascistophobic?
575
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,960
-I don't know.
-[Mark] Too late now.
576
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,640
[Phil grunts]
577
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,120
[Phil] You can have him back.
578
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,720
[quirky orchestral music]
579
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,920
[doorbell rings]
580
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,400
It's the refund for the haircut
581
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,640
and bought you a new car seat.
582
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,200
-Why?
-You don't...
583
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,720
-You don't wanna know.
-No, why?
584
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,800
Dwarf shat on it.
585
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,400
[laughs] Why?
586
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,600
Er, fear, overexcitement,
I mean, who knows?
587
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,520
Oh, Joshie loved that car seat!
588
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,680
Yeah, well, I put it in
the recycling bin if he wants it but...
589
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,200
-Whoo-hoo.
-You can't recycle
590
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,160
a car seat, it's made of fucking metal!
591
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,680
Fine, do you know what?
I don't care, lost interest.
592
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,920
Do you wanna flush?
Flush away, have six baths!
593
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,400
Put the dishwasher on with two spoons,
594
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,800
print off every email
you've had since 2004.
595
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,520
See if I care, I really don't care.
596
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,000
[Paul sighs]
597
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,240
[beeping]
598
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,720
Erm... Can I get a...
Can I just get a little?
599
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,640
-[Naomi] No.
-What!
600
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,320
Please!
601
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,320
[quirky orchestral music]
602
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,440
Hm, who knew?
603
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,040
Flawless.
604
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,680
Fucking car.
605
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,640
♪ Jump for Ghana ♪
606
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,320
♪ Jump for Ghana ♪
607
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,680
♪ Jump for Ghana ♪
608
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,120
♪ Jump in the air for Ghana ♪
609
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,040
♪ Jump for Ghana ♪
610
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,840
♪ Jump for Ghana ♪
611
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,040
♪ Jump for Ghana ♪
612
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,800
♪ Jump in the air for Ghana ♪
613
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,680
♪ Ghana, Ghana feel the beats ♪
614
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,600
♪ Move your body in the streets ♪
615
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,320
♪ Kwasi Modo bringing the heat ♪
616
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,240
{\an8}♪ The Ghanaian with the magic feet ♪
617
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,040
{\an8}♪ Holler holler, jump for Ghana ♪
618
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,360
♪ Make some big noiseFor the black stars ♪
619
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,600
{\an8}♪ Trama na-ma-ne ♪
620
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,240
{\an8}♪ Jump For Ghana, yeah ♪
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