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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there
ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Well,
that was interesting.
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The Leland Art Council
presents an evening of mime.
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I prefer
an evening of dentistry.
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Let me get this straight,
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you didn't enjoy it.
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Well, Ellen,
I-i-i got to admit,
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for the first couple of minutes
it was pretty interesting
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watching a guy in whiteface
walking around
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going like this.
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After 10 minutes, you want to
start slapping people around.
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Alex, if you just
give it a chance,
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mime can really be
exciting.
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I did give it a chance.
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You kept getting up and yelling,
"louder, louder!"
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Look, Ellen, I'd, uh...
I'd like to sit around here
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and argue with you
about this,
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but I got something
more important to do.
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What?
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Give you this.
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Six-month anniversary.
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Alex.
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It's beautiful.
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A pocket calculator.
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You don't
already have one?
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Not with a slide rule.
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Oh, look.
They're at it again.
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Hey, hey, come on,
give us a break.
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It's a special
occasion tonight.
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It's our
six-month anniversary.
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I-I just gave Ellen
a present.
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When does it mature?
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It's a pocket calculator
with a slide rule.
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Sounds like love to me,
Ellen.
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Joke if you will, okay,
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but these have been
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the six best
consecutive months of my life.
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Me too.
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I liked him, too, for the first
six months I knew him.
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Then what happened?
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Well, let's just say
there's been a lot of water
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under the bridge
since then.
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I could tell you
some stories.
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Come on, now.
Ellen likes Alex.
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What happened in the past
isn't important.
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I was just gonna tell Ellen
about the time Alex
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secretly invested dad's money
in the stock market.
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Oh, Ellen,
you got to hear this.
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Come on, come on.
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Ellen doesn't want
to sit around here
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and listen to a bunch of boring
old stories, do you, Ellen?
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You invested your father's money
in the stock market
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without telling him?
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Alex was taking
a high-school course
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all about
the stock market.
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He found a stock
he really liked,
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and he asked me to invest in it,
and I said, "no."
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I hate nostalgia.
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So Alex called up
pretending to be my dad
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and invested
in the account.
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At first, the stock
was doing great.
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Then Alex went over
to the brokerage house
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to see how much money
he was making.
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Alex: mom and dad were
on their way down
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and I was gonna surprise them
with all the money I'd made
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by investing everything
in V.I.P. Industries.
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Oh, hi, Alex. I'll be with you
in just a second.
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I'm having some trouble
with the computer here.
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Keeps jamming.
Circuits must be down.
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I don't know.
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Oh,
have you tried this?
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See, sometimes you have to
clear it during this phase,
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or it's a real pain.
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I knew that.
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Oh, look at that -
Trans Alloid up a point.
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and Petramco up 2 1/2!
That's terrific!
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Yeah. That's terrific.
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Well, you're as hot
as a pistol, Alex.
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You got the Midas touch,
buddy boy.
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Well, I'm glad
I talked my dad into investing.
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Oh, and that setback
with V.I.P.,
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while regrettable,
is certainly understandable.
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Excuse me.
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What setback with V.I.P.?
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Uh, Mr. Matthews,
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w-what was that you just said
about V.I.P.?
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Well, there was a typhoon
in Manila last night.
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Millions in damage.
The stock dropped 28 points.
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Excuse me, Alex.
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Uh, are you sure?
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About what?
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About the typhoon! The stocks!
Are you sure?
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Of course I'm sure. I'm surprised
you didn't know about it.
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What am I,
a weatherman?!
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I've been in school all day!
I'm a kid!
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That's right.
I forget sometimes.
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Alex, take it easy.
So it's dropped 28 points.
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He bought it at 29.
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Look, all he has to do
is meet the margin call
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by closing tomorrow.
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How much... How much...
How much is the margin call?
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$2,700.
That's no big deal.
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Mr. Matthews:
Uh, excuse me, Alex.
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I've got some customers
to take care of.
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Hi.
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Elyse: Aah!
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That's not good
For business, Alex.
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Look, Mr. Matthews,
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those, uh, people out there
are my parents.
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M-my dad doesn't know
about the typhoon
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or the margin call.
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Look, Alex, the way
your dad plays the market,
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he understands
that a $2,700 margin call
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isn't the end
of the world.
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Yeah, well, uh,
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let me just tell them
in my own way, okay?
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You don't understand -
he takes these things very hard!
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When he was a boy...
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a typhoon
wiped out his village.
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Okay, Alex.
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If he's gonna take the news
anywhere close
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To the way you're taking it,
maybe you're right.
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You found it.
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Great.
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Come on in.
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Alex,
what's going on here?
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Uh, here?
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Here,
this is a brokerage house.
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They buy. They sell.
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Alex, you just
slammed the door on us.
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Yeah, well,
I didn't want you to come in
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until everything
was just right.
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Clean up that desk,
will you?
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W-why did you want us
to come down here?
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What was all this talk
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about an anniversary present?
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Yeah, well, I just thought
this would be the best place
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to give it to you.
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Happy anniversary,
mom, dad.
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I love you.
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And if that weren't
bad enough...
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Saved by the yell.
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Thanks, pal!
I owe you one!
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I'll get him.
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Oh, thanks, Jen.
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Well, I guess that ends that
little storytelling session.
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Maybe we can trade
some more lies, slanders,
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and half-truths next week.
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It wasn't so much the money
that upset me, Alex.
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It was that you had acted
so irresponsibly.
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That I couldn't trust you
in that type of situation.
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Look, dad,
I'm older now.
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I'm much more
responsible.
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Alex, you're
an intelligent, ambitious,
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well-dressed young man.
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But when it comes
to making difficult,
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business-related decisions,
you're not infallible.
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Remember
the housekeeper incident?
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There are two sides
to every story.
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What housekeeper?
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Well, I was pregnant
at the time,
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and we needed someone
to help us clean house.
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I was knocked out
from interviewing
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different housekeepers
for the job,
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so I told Alex to screen
the rest of the applicants
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and let me know
if anyone good came by.
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Two sides.
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Hello.
I'm Karen Nicholson.
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I've come to apply
for the housekeeping position.
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You have?
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Yes.
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Uh, come in, come in.
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Uh, here.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Won't you please
sit down?
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Okay.
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I, uh, have a few questions here
I must ask you.
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Uh...
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Uh, do you have
any references?
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No.
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Uh, do you, uh, have any
experience a-as a housekeeper?
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No.
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Okay.
Uh, can you cook?
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Uh, cook?
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No.
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So, you, uh,
you have no experience,
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no references,
a-and you can't cook.
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That's right.
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You're hired.
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Boy, you really run
a tough interview, Alex.
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Hey, hey,
Karen was all right.
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She was starting
to come along, too.
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We just didn't give her
enough time.
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Alex, if we'd given her
any more time,
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this house
wouldn't be standing.
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Hey, hey,
can I fix you a cold drink?
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Uh, the ice maker's
not working, Alex.
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Karen broke it a week ago.
No, no, no, no.
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She told me that
she took care of it today.
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I'll get it myself, Alex.
Thanks.
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So, uh, how was your day
at school, Alex?
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Real good.
Real good, dad.
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No, no,
I-i mean specifically
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that English class.
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You, uh, you said you were
having a little trouble with it.
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Doing great, dad.
I'm doing great.
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Here, uh, hang on a sec.
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Take a look at that.
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So, uh... So how are
the rest of your classes?
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Good, dad. Good.
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I am, uh, really glad
I chose Leland.
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You know,
and the economics department
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is everything
I hoped it would be.
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Who are we kidding, Alex?
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She's not working out.
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She's totally incompetent.
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She has got to go.
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Dad, will you quit
being such a perfectionist?
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Alex, Alex!
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Alex, look around you.
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I'm afraid to, dad.
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Alex, this woman cannot do
one thing we need her to do.
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Okay, well, dad,
let's keep thinking
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until we think of something
that she can do.
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Wh... We have to
fire her, Alex,
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for our own safety.
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Look...
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Look...
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If this had been
a pop tart...
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...we'd be dead now.
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I miss Karen.
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She may not have
been a good housekeeper,
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but she sure was fun
to have around.
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Look, I took control
of a situation,
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and it didn't work out.
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It's happened
once in my life.
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Oh, yeah, Alex?
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What about
the quiz-off?
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Okay,
maybe twice.
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What was this quiz-off?
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Well,
a couple years ago,
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Alex was the leader of
the Harding High quiz-off team.
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There was gonna be
a big match
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00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,450
held live at my dad's
PBS Station.
260
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,780
Alex needed to fill
one more spot on the team,
261
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:55,950
and he picked me.
262
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,550
Mistake of my life.
263
00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:01,350
Well, he made my life miserable
trying to teach me everything
264
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,150
in a couple of days.
265
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,380
Let's turn
to the next question.
266
00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:07,050
Alex, we've been doing this
for hours.
267
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,310
I'm getting tired!
268
00:12:08,350 --> 00:12:09,750
She needs her rest.
269
00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:12,080
Jennifer, I don't think
you fully appreciate
270
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:15,910
what an enormous task
I've undertaken here.
271
00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:20,880
I'm taking
a simple peasant girl
272
00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:23,950
whose greatest prior
achievement was coordinating
273
00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:26,210
her eye shadow
with her sweater,
274
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,750
and I'm turning her
Into someone...
275
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:33,280
Someone who could have
a conversation with me.
276
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,980
You're gonna have to
give her
277
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,750
more incentive
than that, Alex.
278
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,150
Alex, let's just
get this over with.
279
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:40,350
You're getting a little
too pompous even for you.
280
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,880
Okay.
281
00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:45,250
Now, we went over
this one yesterday.
282
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:47,150
It's a geography question.
283
00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:50,880
At the southern tip of Chile
lies a body of water
284
00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:53,280
named for
a famous explorer.
285
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,380
Name this body of water.
286
00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:59,810
Uh,
a body of water, right?
287
00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,810
Named for
the famous explorer.
288
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,200
Come on, now.
289
00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,360
Southern tip of Chile?
290
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,960
The Hudson River.
291
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,230
Aw!
292
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,860
That's not right?
293
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,060
No, it's the
Straits of Magellan!
294
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,500
Oh! You guys are still at it?
It's so late.
295
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:19,630
I'm glad you're here.
296
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:22,200
We need your help
with another dry run.
297
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,210
We've had five dry runs
in the last two days, Alex.
298
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,550
Just one more. We're at
a turning point here.
299
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,350
Mallory actually named
all the cabinet members.
300
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:33,210
That was me, Alex.
301
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,780
Alex, I'm tired.
302
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,680
Just a couple more
questions.
303
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:37,710
Now...
304
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,810
What do the letters
305
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,910
in the acronym "scuba"
stand for?
306
00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:45,280
Well, it's kind of like
skin-diving, isn't it?
307
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,310
Yes. Yes, it is.
308
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:49,350
Now, what do
the letters stand for?
309
00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:51,780
We've gone over this
before.
310
00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:55,550
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus.
311
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,510
What did you say?
312
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:08,250
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus.
313
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,750
Again?
314
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:17,210
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus!
315
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,210
By George, she's got it!
316
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:23,080
All: Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus!
317
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:24,750
And who invented it?
318
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:29,080
Magellan!
319
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,410
Mallory:
Everything was going okay.
320
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,810
We got to the studio.
321
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:34,210
We were all prepared.
322
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,080
Then the questions started.
323
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:40,580
There's a body of water
at the tip of southern Chile
324
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:41,980
that's named
for the first man
325
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:43,810
to circumnavigate
the globe.
326
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,650
What is this body of water?
327
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,180
Alex Keaton, Harding High.
328
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:48,910
- The body...
- To the camera.
329
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,210
Right. To the camera.
330
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,180
The body of water...
331
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,050
Five seconds, Harding.
332
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:03,980
The straits of Ma-a-a...
333
00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,680
Ma-a-a...
334
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:10,040
Uh, Ma-a-a...
335
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,000
Uh, anyone else
on the Harding team?
336
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,330
Mallory Keaton.
337
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,830
Straits of
Massachusetts.
338
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,260
No, no, I'm sorry.
339
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:28,060
The correct answer
was the straits of Magellan.
340
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,460
Straits of Massachusetts
is incorrect.
341
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:36,430
Wait a minute, what's...
The judges say "close enough."
342
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,100
Wait, wait, wait. I, uh,
sorry, wait a minute, that's...
343
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,330
That's the wrong answer.
344
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,500
But... But as I said before,
345
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,560
the decision
of the judges is final.
346
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,630
Uh, Harding will get credit
for that answer.
347
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,460
The score is tied 5-all.
348
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,900
Thanks to me,
we almost won.
349
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,030
I think it's cute
you had stage fright, Alex.
350
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,700
No, I don't accept that,
Ellen.
351
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:08,960
I still think
one of the teachers
352
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,730
from the opposing team
drugged me.
353
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,660
Alex, the other team's teachers
were all nuns.
354
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,030
That's what they
wanted you to think, dad.
355
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,430
You know, I am not the only
member of this family
356
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,200
who's made
the occasional blunder.
357
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,300
Occasional? Ha.
358
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,060
Mallory,
you made your share.
359
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,300
Like what?
360
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:31,360
Princeton.
361
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,830
Wait till you hear this,
Ellen.
362
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,860
I went down to Princeton
for an interview,
363
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,630
and Mallory
wanted to come with me,
364
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,960
'cause her boyfriend -
he was a freshman there,
365
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,560
and she wanted
to surprise him.
366
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,430
Yeah, well, it worked.
367
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:47,360
When she walked into his room,
he was kissing another girl.
368
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,130
And while this was going on,
I was down at the dean's office,
369
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,630
ready to knock his socks off
in my interview.
370
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,760
Anyway, he asked me to wait
in another room,
371
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,530
and then when
I stepped inside...
372
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,100
Whoa.
373
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,200
Yes, Dean Memminger,
I, uh...
374
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,900
I certainly do want
to attend Princeton.
375
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:15,430
I have always had a certain,
oh, shall we say, lust...
376
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:18,300
No, not lust.
377
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:22,000
An admiration
for the Ivy League.
378
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,460
A-a-Alex.
379
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,900
M-m-Mallory,
What are you doing here?
380
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,960
Um, um, I saw Jeff,
And...
381
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,730
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about Jeff?
382
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,230
Um, I saw Jeff
383
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:38,030
And-and-and the desk,
uh, uh, kissing.
384
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,430
Jeff was kissing
the desk?
385
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,830
No, he was leaning
against the desk.
386
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,660
He was, um... He was...
He was kissing, um...
387
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,600
A girl.
388
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,500
Oh, boy.
389
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,830
I want to go home.
390
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,100
Let's go home,
okay, Alex?
391
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,400
Mallory...
392
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:10,160
Are you crazy?
I got my interview now!
393
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,300
Mallory, I've got
to talk to you.
394
00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:15,860
Go away, Jeff.
I don't want to see you.
395
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,100
Let me explain!
396
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,430
Mallory,
let him explain.
397
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,130
Jeff, why don't you
take her out for dinner?
398
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,200
Here's a couple of bucks.
399
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:25,030
Mallory, I had every intention
of telling you about Sandy.
400
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,030
"Sandy"!
Did you hear that, Alex?
401
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,860
Her name's Sandy.
402
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,460
Great. Here's some more money.
Take Sandy with you.
403
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,900
I'm sorry you had
to find out like this.
404
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:38,500
But don't forget, we did
agree to see other people.
405
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:41,500
Say, that's right. Well,
I guess this is settled, huh?
406
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:42,830
Just go away,
okay, Jeff?
407
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,760
'Cause I don't want
to talk about it anymore.
408
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,960
Mallory!
409
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,260
Jeff.
Alex!
410
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,900
Has there been a coup?
411
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,030
Well...
Hello, Dean Memminger.
412
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,300
I was just, uh...
413
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,130
Wishing Alex
good luck.
414
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,760
I think you'll
really like him.
415
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,000
He's a swell kid.
416
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,800
Well, that's
good enough for me.
417
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,500
Congratulations.
418
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,800
Welcome to Princeton.
419
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,530
We'll talk later,
Mallory?
420
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,460
Well, so long.
421
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,360
And who is this?
422
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,930
Hi.
423
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,830
Uh, she was just leaving.
424
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,260
Um, I want to go home
right now, okay, Alex?
425
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,530
Mallory,
please be reasonable, okay?
426
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,860
Just wait outside. I'll be
done here in a few minutes.
427
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,200
Okay.
I'll wait out here.
428
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:43,460
Good. And, uh, try
and keep your mind off Jeff.
429
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,830
Okay, I'm ready.
430
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,300
Are you sure?
431
00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:57,630
Yes, sir.
432
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,100
This interview has not got off
to a good start, Mr. Keaton.
433
00:20:00,130 --> 00:20:01,860
If there's
any further interruptions,
434
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,960
I may have to
hold it against you.
435
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,700
Yes, sir, I-I'd do the same
thing if I were in your shoes.
436
00:20:07,730 --> 00:20:10,500
By the way, did I tell you
how much I like your shoes?
437
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,100
Sit down, Mr. Keaton,
please.
438
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,230
Yes, sir.
439
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,500
I must say I'm very impressed
with your application,
440
00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:20,230
very impressed indeed.
441
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,260
I can always spot sincerity
and commitment
442
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,000
in an application.
443
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:28,460
Well, thank you, sir.
444
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,830
I tried to throw a lot of both
in there.
445
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:38,460
Uh, Dean Memminger,
as you could probably tell,
446
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,100
I regard Princeton
as perhaps the finest...
447
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,330
Ed...
448
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,930
E-educational in...
449
00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:52,130
Um, e-ever since
I-I was a young lad of about,
450
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,800
oh, I don't know,
6 or 8 months of age...
451
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,430
Excuse me.
452
00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:00,200
Hello?
453
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:06,230
It's for you.
454
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:08,260
Thank you.
455
00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:19,430
Hello.
456
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:22,960
M-Mallory,
Would you please...
457
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,460
Look...
458
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:30,030
Look, I know you want to go home
right now, but I can't.
459
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:34,000
No, m-m-Mallory, Mallory,
don't leave without me.
460
00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:36,030
No, no.
Don't leave the building.
461
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:40,160
I repeat -
do not leave the building!
462
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,330
Do you think
she'll call again?
463
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,960
No, no.
That's it.
464
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,360
Fine, then we can get on
with this interview.
465
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,860
Please.
466
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,200
All right, Mr. Keaton,
467
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:58,800
could you tell me what unique
qualities you possess
468
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:01,230
which might enrich
the Princeton community?
469
00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:03,730
Well, sir,
I'm glad you asked that.
470
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,630
How much time have you got?
471
00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:16,900
Well, sir, at the... at the risk
of sounding immodest,
472
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:20,200
you see before you a young man
without a flaw.
473
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,060
Unless, of course,
you find me immodest,
474
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,830
in which case,
I have one flaw.
475
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,300
I see that
you're very involved
476
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:30,700
in extracurricular
activities.
477
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:33,530
Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.
You see correctly.
478
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,030
As a matter of fact,
if I may speak
479
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,600
"extracurrecurily"
for a moment...
480
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:40,860
If you can, please do.
481
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,060
Well, sir, I, uh...
482
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,800
She's leaving.
483
00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:48,130
What?
484
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,200
Just a second.
485
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,100
Mallory, come back here,
will you?!
486
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:56,330
What is going on here?
487
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,630
Uh, Dean Memminger,
is there any possibility
488
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,000
of rescheduling
this interview?
489
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:02,100
Maybe later today
or tomorrow.
490
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:05,330
There'll be no rescheduling
of this interview.
491
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,500
Well, I'm, uh...
I'm sorry to hear that, sir,
492
00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:10,230
because I really
have to go.
493
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:12,660
What?
494
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,860
Look, that's my sister
out there.
495
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:18,400
She came up to Princeton with me
to surprise her boyfriend,
496
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,560
and she saw him
with another girl.
497
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,700
She's very upset,
498
00:23:22,730 --> 00:23:25,060
and I should probably
go talk to her
499
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,060
because I am her brother.
500
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,660
So...I got to go.
501
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,960
Sir, I hope my record
can stand on its own,
502
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,300
because I really do want
to attend Princeton.
503
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:42,900
I love this place.
504
00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:45,630
I love everything
about it.
505
00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:48,300
I have ivy growing
on my bedroom walls.
506
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,660
Go, Tigers!
Beat Yale!
507
00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:58,460
I mean that.
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