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3:00 in the morning.
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I can't believe
this is happening again.
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Why can't I sleep?
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It's dark.
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I'm tired.
I'm in bed.
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I've slept successfully
in the past.
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Maybe these pajamas
are defective.
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This is ridiculous.
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I've slept a total
of a minute and a half
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in the last six nights.
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I got midterms coming up.
I got papers to write.
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Got a million things to do.
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If I don't get to sleep soon,
I'm gonna be...
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Awake.
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All right, okay,
don't panic.
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I can still get four hours,
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if I fall asleep
right now.
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Go.
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Okay.
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So far, so good.
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I'm falling asleep.
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Here I go.
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I'm on my way.
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Drifting...
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Drifting...
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I'm gone...
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Now.
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I'm back.
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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there
ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay, if you'll just hand me
that screwdriver, Jen,
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we'll have the smoke alarm up
in no time.
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Oh, no, no, not the Phillips.
I want the flathead.
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Trust me, dad,
you want the Phillips.
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You're right.
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Okay,
it's all set to go.
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Why don't we test it out?
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Well, here's some matches.
Ah.
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Nice work, dad.
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Whoa,
burglar alarm.
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Those are tough to install.
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I'm impressed.
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It's not a burglar alarm.
It's a smoke alarm.
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Oh, nice work, dad.
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Maybe it needs
a minor adjustment.
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Right back.
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Oh, excuse me, mom.
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You're home late,
aren't you?
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Yeah, I was, uh,
at the library...
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Studying.
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You know, I got a B-minus
on my anthropology test?
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Don't feel so bad, Alex.
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I got a B-minus
on a test last week.
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Oh, okay,
I feel better now.
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You look awfully tired, honey.
Why don't you go on up to bed?
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What are you implying,
mom?
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That I'm afraid
to go to bed?
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That I'm afraid that I won't
be able to sleep?
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That I'll stare at the walls
all night...
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Awake...
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Desperate, and alone?
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Is that what
you're implying?
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No.
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Does anybody else
think that?
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Because if you do, why don't you
just come out and say it
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and stop snickering
behind my back?
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What's he talking about?
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You know,
you all look tired.
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Why don't you all
go to sleep?
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See how that feels?
How do you like it?
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Well, actually,
going to sleep isn't a bad idea.
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I'm exhausted.
Good night, mom.
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Yeah, me too.
Good night, mom.
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Showoffs.
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Okay, all fixed.
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Should be working
like a charm now.
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Oh, boy, I'm bushed.
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I can't wait to get to bed.
I'll probably be asleep
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before my head
hits the pillow.
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Sure...
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Rub my nose in it.
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Are you ready, Elyse?
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute.
You guys are goin' to bed?
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Now? Together?
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I'm sorry
if that shocks you, Alex.
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Are you all right,
Alex?
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Yeah, I'm, uh...
I'm fine. Really.
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Uh, go to sleep.
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Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm positive.
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Good night.
I, uh, love you.
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Good night, Alex.
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Well, here I am again.
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Alone for another
sleepless night.
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Hey, I don't care.
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I enjoy having
these hours to myself.
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Yeah, I kind of love
being alone.
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Skippy.
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Sorry to bother you
so late, Alex.
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I just want
to borrow a dictionary.
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Aw, hey.
Uh, well, uh...
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Skip, gee,
the dictionary's upstairs,
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But maybe I can
help you out.
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I know a lot of words.
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Well,
today in biology class,
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Lauren Harris told me
I reminded her of a Mandrill.
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What is that?
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Uh, well, Skip, uh,
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a Mandrill is a large,
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fierce, uh,
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foul-smelling baboon...
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...of West Africa.
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Hmm.
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Do you think
I should ask her out?
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Go for it, you big ape.
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Alex, thank you very much.
Uh, listen, Skippy,
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Um, why don't you sit down
for a minute, okay?
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I want to ask you
something.
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Uh...
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How do you sleep at night?
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Well,
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after my mom straps me in,
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I usually
just drift right off.
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I wish I had
a ritual like that.
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You know, I haven't slept
in eight nights?
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Well, congratulations.
How many are you going for?
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No, Skip, I want to sleep.
I just can't.
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I don't know, I completely
psych myself out.
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I-i just lie in bed,
petrified,
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feeling completely alone.
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Would you like me to sleep
with you tonight, Alex?
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What was that, Skip?
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Maybe it'll help
to relax you
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to have somebody else
there in the room.
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I'll sleep on the floor.
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I'm not sleeping.
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I'm exhausted,
I'm in bed,
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and I'm not sleeping.
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And I have Skippy
in my room.
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This is worse than last night.
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All right. Okay.
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Just don't get upset.
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Stay calm.
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Relax.
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Try counting...money.
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$100 million.
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$200 million.
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$300 million,
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Tax exempt.
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I'm gettin' too excited here.
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All right, all right, okay.
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Maybe I should just
walk around a little.
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Man: This is WADW.
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I'm Sonny Henderson,
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and you're listening to
"The Night Owl Show."
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It's 3:24,
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And now here's Buddy Budson
doing "Alone and Blue."
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Hey, don't I know it, buddy.
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Shut up.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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What's the matter?
Couldn't sleep?
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I heard the smoke alarm.
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Well, that was...
That was the radio.
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They were playing
"Smoke Gets in Your...
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Smoke Alarm."
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I don't know, dad. I mean,
that thing just went off.
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I was getting some food
out of the refrigerator,
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and it went off.
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It must be
the smoked salmon.
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What's all the noise down here?
I heard the smoke alarm.
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If there's not a fire,
I'm gonna be really mad.
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Look, I-I set it off
by mistake. I'm sorry.
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Hey.
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Skippy, what are
you doing here?
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Trying to help Alex sleep.
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Skip.
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Did you know he hasn't slept
in over eight nights?
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Skippy...
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Alex, is this true?
You're having trouble sleeping?
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No, no,
it's just a rumor.
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Alex,
why didn't you tell us
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you were
having this problem?
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Because
it is not a problem.
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How come you're having
trouble sleeping?
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What is this,
a not-sleeping witch-hunt?
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Why don't you just tie me up
to a stake and burn me?
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Well,
as long as we're up.
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All right, okay, look,
I'm sorry I woke you all, okay?
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And if you don't mind, I'm tired
and I'm going back to sleep.
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So, Mallory,
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you been having
any trouble sleeping?
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This is ridiculous. We're all
exhausted because of Alex.
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Yeah, we finally get the baby
to sleep through the night
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and now Alex won't.
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Come on,
we have to be patient.
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Alex has a problem.
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I was patient at first,
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but Alex has kept us awake
for a week.
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It's like being
in a family of owls.
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Hi.
Hey, Alex.
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Hi.
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Good morning.
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Whose turn is it?
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Mine.
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Uh, Alex,
how did you sleep last night?
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Oh, fine.
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Oh, yeah?
Then why did you ask me
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to go skiing with you
at 2:00 in the morning?
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I have no memory of that.
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Alex,
sit down for a second.
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Sure, mom.
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What's up?
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You are.
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Every night.
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Alex,
you're not sleeping.
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It's got to
be bothering you.
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I know it's bothering us.
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What do you mean?
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Well, for example,
what happened last night.
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Oh, look,
I'm sorry about that, okay?
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I-i tried to do it
as quietly as I could.
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Alex, you crawled
into bed with us.
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Did that bother you?
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I've got a little problem,
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but it's under control.
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I can handle it.
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You know, Alex,
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I had a friend
who had trouble sleeping
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and she went to a therapy group
for people with sleep disorders.
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Mallory,
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I'm sure your friends
have a lot of disorders,
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but I'd prefer
not to be lumped together
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with that group of misfits.
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Alex, you have to get
some kind of help.
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Or a hotel room.
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Hi, Alex.
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We just wanted
to wish you good luck
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on getting to sleep
tonight.
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Thanks.
I'll be fine.
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I hope so, Alex,
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'cause you're really
starting to fall apart.
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Mallory,
let's be kind to Alex.
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I read somewhere
if you don't get enough sleep,
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your brain cells
start to die.
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Jennifer.
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One by one.
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Will you knock it off?
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Sorry, Alex. Look, good luck
falling asleep tonight, really.
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And that's another thing.
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00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:44,580
Just don't ...
Don't wish me good luck
266
00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:45,750
falling asleep, okay?
267
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:48,280
It only gets me worried
about it.
268
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:51,180
Just don't even
mention sleep.
269
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,250
Hey, kids.
Good luck falling asleep, honey.
270
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,810
Mom.
271
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,380
He doesn't want anyone
to mention sleep.
272
00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:59,450
Oh, I'm sorry.
273
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,510
Well, I brought you
some warm milk,
274
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,110
for no particular reason.
275
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,280
Thanks, mom.
276
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:09,800
You know, I always thought that
was just an old wives' tale.
277
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,710
Well, your mother
is an old wife.
278
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,710
Seriously though, uh,
279
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,350
milk contains tryptophan,
280
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:21,780
a chemical that, uh,
promotes sleep.
281
00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:25,710
And - come on - just to ensure
a good night's sleep,
282
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,610
we picked up
283
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,550
this little item.
284
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:31,950
What do you think?
285
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,210
It's no use, dad.
I know it's you.
286
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,510
This is Sylvester.
He used to be my favorite doll.
287
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,350
We've grown apart.
288
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,750
He's been looking
for a companion lately.
289
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,980
Oh, thanks, Jen.
290
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:50,250
Alex,
here's my geometry book.
291
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:54,750
Just read it
and you'll fall fast asleep.
292
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:57,680
Thanks, you guys.
293
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,280
Good night.
Good luck, Alex.
294
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,050
May sleep be with you.
295
00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,010
I'm not sleeping yet.
296
00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:19,710
Together: oh, sorry.
297
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,650
What are you staring at?
298
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,650
All right.
299
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,810
Okay.
No more fooling around here.
300
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,280
This time I'm going to sleep.
301
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,750
This time I mean business.
302
00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:06,680
Yeah.
303
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,250
That's it.
304
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,880
That's beautiful.
305
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:16,310
Boy, nothing like sleep.
306
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:20,210
It's the greatest.
307
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,850
How would I know?
308
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,750
I can't take it anymore.
309
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,780
I got to get out of here.
310
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:41,410
This is unbelievable.
311
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:43,150
I've forgotten how to sleep.
312
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:47,580
What's next?
313
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,980
Am I gonna forget
how to breathe?
314
00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:52,850
How to eat?
How to walk?
315
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,150
How to calculate
simple interest?
316
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,310
What has become of me?!
317
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,410
Hi.
318
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,550
Everything's...
Everything's fine.
319
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:16,550
The sleeping
is goin' a-okay.
320
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:20,450
Just takin'
a little break.
321
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,710
Come on, mom.
322
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,280
Can't you see
I'm trying to sleep?
323
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,310
Alex, I hate
seeing you like this.
324
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,750
Remember how much
I used to love
325
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,080
goin' to sleep
when I was a kid?
326
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,350
Sure.
327
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,450
I used to read you
"The Three Little Pigs."
328
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,650
Before I got to page 5,
you were out.
329
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:53,710
Yeah, well,
those days are gone.
330
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,480
Everything's
more complicated now.
331
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,250
You know,
I get into this bed at night
332
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,510
and a million different
things rush through my mind.
333
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,380
I mean, I worry
about me and Ellen,
334
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:09,610
And I worry about,
uh, my classes,
335
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:14,310
and my tests,
my future.
336
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,580
About my past,
337
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:19,250
about my present,
338
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,680
and I worry
about my future again.
339
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:23,910
Then I worry
about Ellen again,
340
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:27,150
and then I worry
about Ellen's future.
341
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:29,910
Hey, everything just
gets so crazy.
342
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,350
Guess I'm crazy, huh?
343
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,450
No. No,
You're not crazy, honey.
344
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:46,050
You're just not
a little boy anymore, you know?
345
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,180
You're an adult.
346
00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,180
There are a lot of things
going on in your life,
347
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,680
and that's bound
to create some anxiety.
348
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,280
Yeah,
but what if that anxiety
349
00:19:58,310 --> 00:19:59,610
keeps me up
for the rest of my life?
350
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,910
I mean,
351
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,910
what if I never
get to sleep?
352
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,350
Stop worrying about sleeping.
353
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,510
Now, when your body needs it,
it'll go to sleep.
354
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:14,210
In the meantime,
just enjoy the night, you know?
355
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,110
Read a good book,
look at the stars,
356
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,010
talk to your picture
of Nixon.
357
00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,950
He doesn't look
like he slept much either.
358
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:25,450
I'll try that.
359
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:29,550
I guess what I'm trying to say,
honey, is...
360
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,750
Just try and relax,
you know?
361
00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:34,180
Use the time.
362
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,810
That's what I try to do.
363
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,310
Wait a minute,
you've had insomnia?
364
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,280
From time to time.
365
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,080
Really?
366
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:49,010
I always figured you were
the "out like a light" type.
367
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,650
No.
368
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,010
That's your dad.
369
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,580
In fact,
I remember one night,
370
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:57,850
he fell asleep
before he even got to bed.
371
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,210
I found him.
372
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,610
He was asleep in the sink
373
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,210
with a toothbrush sticking out
of his mouth.
374
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,980
I guess what
I'm trying to say, honey,
375
00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:09,010
is that an occasional
sleepless night
376
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:12,550
goes with the territory
of being Alex Keaton.
377
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:15,810
Despite the worries
and the anxieties,
378
00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:18,250
I think you enjoy
being Alex Keaton.
379
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,710
Thanks, mom.
380
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,510
Love you.
381
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:27,510
Good night, babe.
382
00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,180
Wait.
383
00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:34,750
Uh, just wondering
if you'd mind, uh,
384
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:38,650
telling me
the "Three Little Pigs" story.
385
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,450
Just...
Just for old times' sake.
386
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,880
Pick it up
midway through the action.
387
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:47,380
Okay.
388
00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:53,510
Uh, well...
389
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:56,450
See, these pigs built
three different kinds of houses.
390
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,210
Um, one house
was made out of...
391
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,180
Straw.
Straw.
392
00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,310
And the other house
was made out of...
393
00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:06,750
Wood.
394
00:22:06,780 --> 00:22:07,950
Wood.
395
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,810
And the third house
was made out of...
396
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,410
Aluminum siding.
397
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:16,180
That's good enough.
398
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,110
And then the wolf came along
399
00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:20,880
and he wanted to blow down
the pigs' houses.
400
00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:24,150
So he said,
"I'll huff
401
00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:26,380
"and I'll puff
402
00:22:26,410 --> 00:22:29,380
and I'll blow
your house down."
403
00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:33,010
Well, the pigs got very scared.
404
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:36,050
So the first pig said
to the other two pigs...
405
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,450
No, no, wait a minute.
406
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,080
Actually it was
the second pig
407
00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:42,110
Said to the first
and third pig...
408
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:44,950
Oh, which pig was it?
They look so much alike.
409
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,680
Do you remember which one?
410
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:52,180
Alex?
411
00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:19,080
Well, I was up anyway.
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