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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there
ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Yeah,
I'm on this great diet.
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It's really healthy.
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All you eat
are vegetables.
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I hate to break
this to you, Mal,
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but coffeecake
is not a vegetable.
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Alex, do you mind?
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This is
none of your business.
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I don't start
my diet till tomorrow.
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What have you two
been doin' to this?
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Well, I've been taking out
the nuts and the raisins
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and Mallory's been
digging out the poppy seeds
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and then taking off
the icing.
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Then we're gonna eat it.
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What is this, an assembly line
for destroying coffeecakes?
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You know, I can't believe
how inconsiderate you two are.
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We all share the same food
in this house.
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Show a little consideration
for other people.
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Hey, kids.
Hey, dad.
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Would you guys setting up dinner
in the dining room tonight?
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An old friend of mine
is gonna be joining us.
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Oh, yeah,
who is this?
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Richie Schofield.
Great guy.
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Haven't seen him
In over 20 years.
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Oh, no. Is this that guy
who tells those boring stories
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about when you
and he went camping
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in the, uh,
Adirondack Mountains?
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Uh, no. You're thinking
of Marty Randall.
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Uh, Richie and I knew each other
from college.
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Oh, so we're gonna be hearing
boring Berkeley stories.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Richie and I and your mom
and 12 other people
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shared a house
in Berkeley back in 1963.
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Wait a minute, 15 people
living in the same house?
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That's nothing
to be proud of, dad.
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They weren't always
the same 15, Alex.
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People drifted in and out
all the time.
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Oh, as long as
you kept it to 15.
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Any more than that, you lose
your good housekeeping seal.
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I just hope
your mom remembers him.
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Richie was really more
my friend than hers.
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Richie and I had
some great times together.
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We'd go to Giants games,
see Willie Mays,
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Bob Dylan concerts.
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We probably saw Lenny Bruce's
nightclub act 20 times.
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Did anyone
back then have, like,
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a job, or anything?
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Those were
very special times, Alex.
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We were just taking
each day as it came,
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trying to find ourselves.
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It must have been tough with
all those people in the house.
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Hi, honey.
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Elyse, guess who
called me today,
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out of the blue.
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Uh, well, can you narrow
it down for me a little?
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Berkeley, 1963,
Bob Dylan concerts.
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Bob Dylan called you?
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No. No.
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Elyse, you're not gonna
believe this,
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Richie Schofield.
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Richard Schofield?
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Really?
Huh.
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You remember him,
don't you?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
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Oh, great. He's in town
until Wednesday on business.
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He looked me up, uh,
gave me a call.
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I insisted he stay with us.
He'll be here any minute.
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Richard Schofield.
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Oh, here he is.
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Oh, kids.
He's here.
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Scho!
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Richard: Oh, Steven.
Get in here.
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Steven.
Rich, you son of a gun.
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Great to see you.
What a sight for sore eyes.
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Man,
am I glad I called you.
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Me too.
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Hello.
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Elyse?
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Wow.
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I thought people
were supposed to age.
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You look great.
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Oh.
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You look great too,
Richie.
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Oh, boy, I'll say.
Oh, thanks.
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Hey.
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Oh, Rich,
I'd like you to meet our kids.
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This is Alex, Mallory,
and Jennifer.
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Hi, Richard Schofield.
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Uh, listen, dad,
in, uh,
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honor of the occasion
I dug this up.
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Little dinner music.
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Bob Dylan!
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Oh, Alex,
this is great.
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I haven't been able
to find this for months.
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Yeah, I know,
I hid it.
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Here's one of the old house
we lived in on Fenton Street.
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Oh.
Oh, wow.
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Look at that.
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These pictures
are fabulous, Richard.
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You guys all lived
in one house?
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Does she have to
be exposed to this?
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It was really
wonderful.
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You know, a big group
of friends
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all living
in the same house,
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sharing everything.
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Wait a minute.
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You all had to share
one phone?
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All right, all right.
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Let me set the scene
for you, girls.
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Indian love beads
hanging in the doorway...
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Cheap incense burning...
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A baby named "Moonbeam"
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running around
in tie-dyed diapers...
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Everybody
living day to day
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like a pack of idealistic,
unemployed vagabonds.
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Well, did I get it right?
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Well, it was pretty close,
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except the baby's name
was Alex.
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I'm kidding, honey.
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It was before
you were even born.
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Yeah, well, don't even joke
about that, okay, mom?
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I've got somethin' here
you're gonna love, Richie.
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You kids are gonna
love it, too.
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What is it, dad?
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Just listen.
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[ "Man of Constant Sorrow"
plays ]
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♪ I am a man
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♪ of constant sorrow
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♪ I've seen trouble
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♪ all my days...
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It's a real
pick-me-up, dad.
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Sure you got it
on the right speed?
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Give it a chance.
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♪ ...the place where I
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♪ was born and raised
I'm out of here.
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See you later.
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Great kids, you guys.
Keep 'em coming.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hey,
what about your daughter?
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Oh, she's fine.
I don't get to see her
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as much as I'd like to
since the divorce,
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but, uh, we're close.
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How long has it been
since the divorce?
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12 years.
12 good years.
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Here's a picture
of your old VW Camper.
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Oh, yeah.
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That thing
took us everywhere.
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Well, not quite. Remember when
it broke down on the Bay Bridge?
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Hey, it was a good spot.
We had a picnic.
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I don't,
uh, remember that.
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Elyse, do you remember
the day I sold this thing?
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Oh, yeah. We drove
out to Sausalito,
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and then we had lunch
at the pier.
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And then we took
the ferry back.
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Huh. I don't...
You know,
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you'd think
I'd remember that.
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I, uh...
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Look - Beckett.
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Oh, I loved that dog.
He was so smart.
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We had a dog? Uh...
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Uh, can I see that?
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I...
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Uh, that was Elyse
and me and Beckett
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at, uh, a rally
or something.
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Aha!
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I-I don't
remember this.
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You were in Alaska
for a few months, Steven,
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working on a newspaper
or something like that.
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Aha.
Well, gee, Rich.
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I thought you'd moved out
of the house at that point.
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I had. I still came around
a lot, though, to see this lady.
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Aha.
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This lady?
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Our fling,
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ill-fated, but, hey,
we were kids, right?
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I bet you two have had
a few laughs talkin' about that.
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Oh, not that many.
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Well,
Andrew's still asleep.
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He may
wake up later, though.
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He took a very long nap
this afternoon.
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I cannot believe that you're
gonna make an issue out of this.
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An issue of what?
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You know very well what.
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I'm just minding
my own business,
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getting ready for bed,
Elyse.
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Thinking of Beckett,
the dog I never knew.
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Do you remember
the conversation we had
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when you took
that job in Alaska?
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I told you
I didn't want you to go.
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But you said, "Elyse,
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we need this time apart,
to see other people."
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You said that was
the only way that we'd know
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if we really loved each other
enough to get married.
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You were the one who wanted
to see other people, Steven.
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Not me - you.
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Evidently, you warmed up
to the idea.
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We went our separate ways,
Steven,
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and I never once asked you
who you saw during that time.
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I was in Alaska, Elyse.
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I saw snow
during that time!
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The point is,
I never asked you.
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You should have told me,
damn it.
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This is a hell of a way
to find out.
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What... Steven,
how could I tell you?
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The day you came back
from Alaska,
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we were just so happy
to see each other.
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W-we decided right then
and there to get married.
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The last thing
on my mind
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was what happened
between me and Richard.
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How about
the 22 years since then?
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Been too busy?
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Well, what was the point?
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It was history!
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It had no bearing
on our relationship.
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It was not important.
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Oh, n-n-no. No, no,
I don't buy that, Elyse.
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You have a relationship
with someone else,
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even if it's when we're apart,
it's important.
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Well, Steven,
exactly how much of my past
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am I supposed to open up
for your inspection, huh?
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How far back do we go?
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Junior high?
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4th grade?
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Kindergarten?
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4th grade.
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I had a crush
on Norbert Goldman.
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Great. Is he coming over
tomorrow night?
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Where are you going?
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To sleep in the den.
We don't have a den.
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We turned it
into Andrew's room.
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Well, then Jennifer
can bunk with Mallory
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and I'll sleep
in her room.
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She bunking with Mallory.
Richard's in her room.
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You're determined to make this
difficult for me, aren't you, Elyse?
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Is the cot still
in the attic
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or have you conveniently
donated it to charity?
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Good night.
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I hate this.
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Why do they have to put
all these dates and nuts
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in this granola?
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Well, it's called
date-nut granola.
257
00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,930
I don't want to eat anyway.
258
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,030
I think mom and dad had
a big fight last night,
259
00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:51,960
and I want to be out of here
before they come down.
260
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,400
What makes you think
they had a fight?
261
00:10:54,430 --> 00:10:55,830
Dad slept in the hall.
262
00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:58,960
It was an accident, dad.
263
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,260
I was on my way
to the shower.
264
00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:03,460
I didn't expect you to be
draped across the floor.
265
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,130
Well, you should watch
where you're walking.
266
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,230
It's usually
a very safe journey.
267
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,860
You know, if you're gonna
sleep in the hall
268
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,930
you should put, uh,
reflectors on your pajamas.
269
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,960
Is the paper here?
270
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,760
Um, it's still outside.
271
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:25,200
Hmm, reflectors on pajamas.
272
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,500
There could be
a lot of money in that.
273
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:31,160
I hate it
when mom and dad fight.
274
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,530
It makes me nervous.
275
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,230
Me too,
it's terrible.
276
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,600
But where would
the reflectors go?
277
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,730
On the collar?
278
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,730
The pocket?
279
00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,360
Would you forget
about the pajamas.
280
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,800
Mom and dad obviously
had a big fight.
281
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,560
Sure they had a big fight.
These pajamas could save lives.
282
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,400
Don't you care
about this at all?
283
00:11:52,430 --> 00:11:55,960
No, no, no, look,
these fights are natural.
284
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,160
It happens once
every four years.
285
00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,300
It's very cleansing.
286
00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:00,760
I still hate it.
287
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,560
Let me tell
you something.
288
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,930
At times like this,
when they fight,
289
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,260
they're off balance,
they need support.
290
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,260
And they're gonna be looking
to us, their children,
291
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,760
for validation
and love.
292
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,430
They're very vulnerable.
293
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,730
It's a perfect time
to hit 'em up for gifts.
294
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:26,360
You're a deep guy, Alex.
295
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,700
Well, I don't want
to be around it.
296
00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,630
Dad's gonna come in,
he's gonna be in a bad mood.
297
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:32,900
He's gonna start yelling at us
about really unimportant things.
298
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:43,900
Why are there two
open cartons of milk?
299
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,330
I've told you
a hundred times,
300
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,800
don't open another carton
until the first one's finished.
301
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,060
Who did this?
302
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,330
I did, dad.
303
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,100
And I'm gonna have to
live with it...
304
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,430
...for the rest of my life.
305
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,830
Morning.
Morning.
306
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,030
Did you sleep well?
307
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,800
Oh, fabulous.
I love that cot.
308
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,100
It's almost as comfortable
as sleeping standing up.
309
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,800
Found this note
in the living room.
310
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:35,330
It's a note from Richie saying
that he's out for a jog
311
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,600
and he wants to take us out
to dinner tonight.
312
00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:41,110
"Dear Elyse and guest..."
313
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,650
It doesn't say that.
314
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,680
You have to read
between the lines.
315
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:47,110
Well, do you want
to go or don't you?
316
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,280
I don't know.
317
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,480
What if you want to talk
about your old fling?
318
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,480
It was not a fling.
319
00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:54,080
It was a friendship,
320
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:56,580
in the past,
long forgotten.
321
00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:59,880
I don't know, I saw the way
you looked at Richie last night.
322
00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:03,010
Laughing, smiling,
323
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,410
hangin' on his every word,
giving him that look.
324
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,010
What look?
325
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:08,250
The look.
326
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,850
The "Hello,
Captain Romance" look.
327
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,750
I don't know what
you're talking about.
328
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,310
Does this look familiar?
329
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,510
You look like Daffy Duck.
330
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,610
I can't do it, Elyse,
331
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,810
but I'm not crazy -
there is a look.
332
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:30,250
I'm sorry, Steven,
but you're imagining things.
333
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,410
I swear to you,
there is no look.
334
00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:34,680
Morning, guys.
335
00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:36,250
Hello, Richard.
336
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,750
Morning, Richard.
337
00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:41,150
God, it's great to be here
with you two guys.
338
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,310
Just like old times.
339
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,910
Not exactly.
340
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,450
What do you mean, Steven?
What he means is, uh,
341
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,710
That before we couldn't afford
to eat in a place like this.
342
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,080
Right, honey?
343
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,380
Precisely, dear.
344
00:14:52,410 --> 00:14:56,280
After 22 years of marriage,
she can read my mind.
345
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,710
22 years,
346
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:02,680
965,000 days.
347
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:05,350
Hey, Steven,
are you all right?
348
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,210
He's fine. He's hungry.
349
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,710
He gets a little lightheaded
when he's hungry.
350
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,210
And stupid.
351
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,410
So, uh, what do you guys
recommend here?
352
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,050
I hear the hemlock
is quite good.
353
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,310
Steven,
I have to talk to you.
354
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,950
Would you come to
the ladies' room with me?
355
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:24,450
Am I missing
something here?
356
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,950
What's going on?
357
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,250
Nothing, nothing.
358
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,080
Let-let-let's order.
359
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,780
Looks like
a great salad bar.
360
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,050
You gonna go for that,
Steve?
361
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,250
Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you, Rich?
362
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:44,110
I'd go
to the salad bar, uh,
363
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:47,710
take a long time
picking out my vegetables,
364
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,480
get caught up
in the bacon bits
365
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,580
for half an hour or so.
366
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:54,910
I'd be playing right into
your hands, wouldn't I, Rich?
367
00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:56,810
I'm going to excuse myself
368
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,610
and get a closer look
at that salad bar.
369
00:15:58,650 --> 00:15:59,980
Uh, maybe when I get back,
370
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,980
things will have
returned to normal.
371
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,080
That was very nice, Steven.
I hope you're happy.
372
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:09,080
This is shaping up to be
the most embarrassing night
373
00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,410
of my life.
374
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,550
Well, maybe you should've
anticipated this night
375
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,810
when you and Rich were having
your little fling.
376
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,180
Will you please stop
calling it a fling?
377
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,510
You make it sound like
some cheap trip down to Rio,
378
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,350
drinking margaritas out
of people's slippers.
379
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:24,650
Is that what happened?
380
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:28,150
Steven,
you are being ridiculous.
381
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,610
You're jealous about someone
I haven't seen in years.
382
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,450
And I wouldn't be seeing him now
if you hadn't brought him home!
383
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,480
What about Rich's divorce?
12 years ago?
384
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:38,080
Coincidence?
385
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,810
Come on,
who are we kidding?
386
00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:42,150
You waited because you didn't
think I'd put the two together,
387
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,250
but I'm just a little too smart
for you guys, aren't I?
388
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,710
You're right, Steven.
389
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,280
I confess,
it-it was all just a ruse.
390
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,650
Our marriage,
our four kids...
391
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:54,250
Just a scheme to distract you
from my other life with Richard.
392
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,750
I knew it.
393
00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,550
Hi.
394
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,050
I'm back.
395
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,680
Great salad bar.
396
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,410
Mm, I love these olives.
397
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,580
They look good.
398
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,880
Oh, that's it!
You gave him the look!
399
00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:15,980
I didn't! I was looking
at the olives!
400
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,780
What look?
This look.
401
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:23,110
You look like Daffy Duck.
402
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,350
All right, forget it.
403
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,910
You two don't have to
keep up this charade for me.
404
00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:28,950
I'm leaving.
405
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,380
I know something's
going on here.
406
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,080
Dad,
what are you doing here?
407
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:41,480
I thought you and mom were going
out with Richie tonight.
408
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,580
We did.
409
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:44,880
What happened?
410
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,650
Well, I embarrassed your mother,
I embarrassed myself,
411
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,350
I embarrassed
an old friend,
412
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:51,810
and as far as
I can tell now,
413
00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:54,510
I'm probably
completely wrong.
414
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,250
So it's nothing new, then?
415
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,380
Well...
I mean, you know,
416
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:04,280
it's nothing you haven't
been through before.
417
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:05,510
I guess not.
418
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,310
Listen, dad,
419
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:10,710
you know,
you always told me
420
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,110
that it takes a big man
to admit when he's wrong.
421
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,280
Mm-hmm.
422
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,680
And to always try and keep
a perspective on things.
423
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,110
Uh-huh.
424
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:20,580
To always respect the other
person's point of view.
425
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,410
Right.
426
00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,650
To understand
your own motivations,
427
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,110
control your own
worst instincts.
428
00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,310
Yeah.
To always rise above...
429
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,550
Enough!
430
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,410
I'm sorry.
You're right.
431
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,980
Don't worry, dad.
432
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:43,510
You're gonna
pull through this.
433
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,110
And, uh,
434
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:47,710
when you talk to mom,
435
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,950
cry if you have to.
436
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:53,350
Yeah, women like that.
437
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:56,850
It's no skin off your back,
and they think it's sensitive.
438
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,310
How did
my little prank go over?
439
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,050
How could you do this,
Steven?
440
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,080
I thought we had
a bond of love
441
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:32,280
and respect between us.
442
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,310
An understanding
that would preclude
443
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:37,610
anything like this
from ever happening.
444
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:41,010
I'm insulted that you obviously
don't feel the same way.
445
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:43,180
I do feel the same way.
446
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,480
Oh, really?
447
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:47,550
Well, you have an interesting
way of showing it.
448
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,950
Embarrassing and insulting me
and a dear old friend
449
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,210
in a public place,
Steven.
450
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,950
I'm not saying there isn't
room for improvement.
451
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,080
Steven, stop it.
452
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:00,950
What you did tonight
was absolutely indefensible.
453
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,810
I'm so sick and tired of it.
454
00:20:02,850 --> 00:20:05,850
I-i don't want to hear
another word about it.
455
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,250
Elyse, I'm sorry,
but I only did this
456
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,650
because you're
the most beautiful,
457
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,350
exciting woman
I've ever met,
458
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:13,310
and sometimes the passion
I feel for you is so great it...
459
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:16,510
It makes me crazy.
460
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,750
I'm listening.
461
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,880
Do you remember...
462
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:31,080
The first day we met,
463
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,980
freshman year?
464
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:36,280
You were lost.
465
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,980
You couldn't
find your class.
466
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:40,280
I had a map.
467
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:45,280
Unfortunately, it was
a map of Spain.
468
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,450
So...
469
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:52,580
So we spent the day
wandering around the town,
470
00:20:52,610 --> 00:20:54,780
getting ice cream, uh,
471
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:58,080
browsing through bookstores,
472
00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,210
falling in love.
473
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,710
Oh, you were so beautiful.
474
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,080
You still are.
475
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,310
Even after all these years,
476
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,650
after all we've been through,
477
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,680
after everything
that's happened,
478
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:14,350
I still can't believe
you picked me.
479
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:17,380
Go on.
480
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,950
Don't you see
what I'm saying, Elyse?
481
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,780
When Richie
came here, and...
482
00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:28,180
and I found out
about the two of you,
483
00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:30,980
it just went right to the heart
of all the insecurities
484
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:33,510
I've ever had about myself,
485
00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:36,380
and about whether I'm, uh,
486
00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:38,810
good enough for you.
487
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:42,810
Steven, what do you think
I've been doing all these years?
488
00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:45,980
Biding my time till I found
someone I really liked?
489
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:51,810
I don't want to become
one of those couples, Elyse.
490
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:55,580
The ones that have settled,
grown tired, bored...
491
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,050
Where everyone else
is more exciting
492
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,710
than the person
they're married to.
493
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,680
I don't want that either,
Steven.
494
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:02,280
I want there to be romance,
495
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:04,950
bells going off.
496
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:07,050
I want quickened pulses
when I walk through that door.
497
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,410
I want that look,
that look is mine.
498
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:12,110
What look?
499
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:15,150
My look. The one that's
supposed to be only for me.
500
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,810
The look that tells me
501
00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:19,810
that we're really meant
to be together.
502
00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:22,450
That I'm the one.
503
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,680
I have a look
that says all that?
504
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,210
Yeah, I showed
it to you yesterday.
505
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:34,410
I can't do it.
You do it.
506
00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:41,050
Now you look
like Daffy Duck.
507
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,450
Steven, forget the look.
508
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,950
The-the look isn't important.
509
00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:50,010
What's important is...
510
00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:53,280
Is that we trust each other.
511
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,950
You're my best friend,
Steven.
512
00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:59,810
I rely on you.
I want you to rely on me.
513
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,650
I love you, Steven.
514
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,480
Let's go upstairs.
515
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:10,180
Why go upstairs,
516
00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:12,180
Captain Romance?
517
00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:17,380
That's the look.
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