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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there
ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Well, after today's
victory, Alex,
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I've beaten you
58 games in a row.
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What do you have to say
about that?
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All right,
you got the momentum.
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Momentum? Alex, I blocked
every shot you took.
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Maybe that was my strategy.
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Huh?
You ever think of that?
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Maybe I wanted you to win
58 games in a row.
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That way, you get overconfident,
start getting sloppy.
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Then I make my move.
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Let's face it, Alex,
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we could play
a hundred more games
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and I'll beat you
every time.
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And you know why?
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Because I am a better player
than you are.
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I'm quicker,
I'm a better rebounder,
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and I'm tougher.
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I'm telling. Ma!
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Hey, Jenny,
what's shaking, huh?
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Hey, Alex,
how my little friend?
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I'm fine, I'm fine, Nick.
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And, uh... And I'm not
your little friend.
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Oh, hey, sorry, man.
Ow.
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Mallory!
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Hey, Mallory!
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Hi.
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Hey, babe.
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Where you been?
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Uh, nowhere.
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What's happenin'?
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Uh, nothing, you know.
What you been doin'?
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Stuff.
Where are we goin'?
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Around. Someplace.
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The "McNeil/Lehrer report"
will be right back.
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Alex, do you mind?
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This conversation
does not involve you.
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And for that,
I am eternally grateful.
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Well, I'd love to sit around
and grunt with you two, but...
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I got to get going.
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Hey, come on. I'm starvin'.
You ready to go?
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Oh, Nick,
I forgot to tell you,
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I can't go out tonight.
I have to go out to dinner
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with my parents
at the lobster pot.
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Why don't you
come with us?
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Oh, what?
Are you kidding?
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You know your folks
don't want me along for dinner.
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They're still upset
about last time.
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Oh, right.
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I don't know
what the big deal was.
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They got all upset
about how I was dressed.
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You know, I wore a tie.
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But you didn't wear
a shirt.
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I didn't want to
spill nothin' on it.
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Hey, come along, anyway.
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I think my parents are
really getting to like you.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, why can't they say my name
without gritting their teeth?
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"Hello, Nick.
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Good to see you."
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They don't.
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They stopped doing that.
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Hi, mom.
Hi, dad.
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Hi, Mal.
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Look who's here.
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Hello, Nick.
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Um, I-i invited Nick
along for dinner.
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I hope that's okay.
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I... That's great.
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Mom, I don't know
what you're so upset about.
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Nick was just doing
what he thought was right.
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Mallory, when they brought
around the lobster tank,
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Nick was supposed to just
pick one for his dinner,
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not set them all free.
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Nick's an artist.
He's... He's sensitive.
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He couldn't stand
to see lobsters
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cooped up like criminals,
so he let them go.
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Hey, Mr. Keaton,
I'm sorry.
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Like I said, you know,
I just got carried away.
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Anyway, I told you
I'd pay you back.
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I got
40 lobsters in here, Nick.
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I don't need money.
I need recipes.
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Steven, what are we gonna do
with all of these?
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I don't know. Look,
let's just take them upstairs
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And put them in the bathtub
until we figure out
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something to do.
That's good.
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They'll probably want to freshen up
after the long ride home.
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Mallory, I'm about to give up
on your parents.
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You know, everything I do
around them turns out bad.
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I let the lobsters go.
They get upset.
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They're so unpredictable.
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Why does this kind of thing
always have to happen?
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I'm sorry.
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No, forget it.
Forget it.
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I'm gonna go change.
I'll be down in a minute.
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This guy tried
to make a break for it.
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I wrestled him
to the ground.
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Well, why don't you
let him go, Alex?
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He looks so sad.
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No, no, Nick,
he's fine, really.
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He wasn't trying
to run away.
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He just wanted to grab
a quick smoke.
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Hey, um, Alex,
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uh, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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I got a little problem,
and I-I think you can help.
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Well, sure, Nick,
I'm always here for you.
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What is it?
And make it quick.
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Look, like, I'm always
getting in trouble
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around your parents.
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I mean, it really
upsets Mallory,
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and I don't want to put her
through it anymore.
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So you got to help me.
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I got to be more acceptable
to your parents,
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but I don't know how.
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Well, what do you
want me to do, Nick?
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Well, um, show me
how to fit in, you know?
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Show me...
How to be like you.
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Well, Nick...
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...it isn't that easy.
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I mean, if it was,
everybody would be doing it.
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Hey, come on, Alex.
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You know,
show me what's wrong with me.
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And how can I fix it?
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Nick, Nick, Nick,
Nick, Nick...
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I wouldn't know
where to start.
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Uh, just pick a place.
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All right, okay.
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Let's start
with the way you talk.
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When... When you walk
into a room
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and everybody says hello,
what do you say?
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Hey.
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What is that?
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Well, it's my hello.
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Well, then just say hello.
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Hello, Alex.
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Hey, that's a start.
Okay, you got, uh...
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You got the words
right, anyway.
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Okay, listen, if you
want to fit in here at all
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you got to learn to make
normal conversation, okay?
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No more
monosyllabic grunts.
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Huh?
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No.
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No. No more.
See, you...
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You got to know things,
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you got to read
the newspaper,
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you got to get a job.
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You have got to change,
Nick.
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- I do, huh?
- That's right.
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That's right. If you want to fit in
around here, Nick,
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you got to look like me,
you got to act like me,
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you got to talk like me,
you got to be another me.
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Okay. I'll do it.
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I'll do it
because I love Mallory.
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Why do you do it?
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Sweet boy.
Yes, you are.
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And a very good boy.
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A good, sweet, sweet,
gorgeous boy.
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And you're a smart boy.
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Yes, you're a very,
very smart, smart boy.
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Yes, you are.
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Mom...
You're doing it again.
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What's that?
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You're creating
another Alex.
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And you must be
stopped.
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I got it.
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Hello, Alex.
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How are you today?
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How are you?
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Who are you?
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Hey, don't you remember
our little talk?
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Yeah, yeah, I do.
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I didn't think you would.
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You, uh...
This... This is great.
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Uh, mom, Jen...
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Guess who.
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Nick? Nick?
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Hello, Mrs. Keaton,
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Jennifer.
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A lovely evening,
wouldn't you say?
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Yes. Yes.
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Uh, I am afraid
I am a bit tardy.
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Mallory must be
waiting for me.
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Indeed, she is.
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Allow me to
call her for you.
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I would be obliged.
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Oh, Mallory!
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I say, Mallory...
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Nick is here.
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Mallory: coming!
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Okay, where is he?
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Hey, Mallory. Over here.
It's me, Nick.
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Whoa.
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Nick?
Yeah.
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What happened to you?
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What do you mean,
what happened to me?
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You look ridiculous.
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You, uh...
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You look...
You look like Alex.
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Nick,
how did you get here?
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I mean, I-I didn't
hear your motorcycle.
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Oh, I sold it.
I-I took the bus here.
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I find public transportation
in this community
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to be
clean and efficient.
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Has your experience
been similar?
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Um...
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Yeah.
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Oh, and,
uh, additionally,
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I got a job
at Gleason Brothers Shoes.
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Currently, I am
in the stockroom,
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but I hope to be
elevated to sales,
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one day.
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C-c-can I...
Can I talk to Nick alone?
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Uh, that's okay, we were
on our way upstairs, anyway...
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Uh, make sure none
of the lobsters escaped.
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Yeah, we, uh... We think
they're digging a tunnel.
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Nick, what's going on?
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Hey, come on, Mallory,
I know it seems weird,
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but it's very important to me
to win your parents' respect.
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Why?
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Well, if they don't respect me,
it upsets you, you know?
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So I made a few changes.
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But it's not really you.
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Please, Mallory, I'm doing
this because I love you.
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Well, I guess
that's a good reason.
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Hey, let's celebrate, huh?
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Come on, I want to take you out
to dinner, all right?
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Oh, okay, let's go.
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Uh, but, uh,
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you aren't gonna go out
dressed like that, are you?
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Oh, uh...
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I guess I am
a little underdressed
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to go out with you now.
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- I'll go change.
- All right.
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How do you do?
I'm Steven Keaton.
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Hey, uh, Mr. Keaton,
it's me - Nick.
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Hey.
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Nick!
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It is you.
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Hey, hey.
What'd I tell ya, huh?
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Oh, uh, you know,
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I've been meaning to strike up
this conversation with you
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for some time.
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You know, scientists say
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that the Earth
is going to self-destruct
259
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,000
within two billion years.
260
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:10,000
Now, what can we
as citizens do?
261
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,700
Lobster again?
262
00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,660
Come on, Jennifer.
You love it.
263
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,330
But this is
the fourth time this week.
264
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,600
I'm starting to grow
claws.
265
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,700
Doing something
a little different tonight.
266
00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:32,200
Lobster dogs.
267
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,460
Hi, honey, I'm home.
268
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,130
Oh, hi.
How did your meeting go?
269
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,360
Well, the Wallaces approved
my plans for the new addition
270
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,800
to their house.
271
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,830
Oh, great.
Oh, by the way, Elyse,
272
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:46,300
uh, I thought I'd invite
Nick to dinner tonight.
273
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,530
Again?
274
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,500
Can't we have one dinner
this week without Nick?
275
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:52,800
Yeah, we could,
but what's the point?
276
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:53,900
I don't know.
277
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,060
Just this new Nick
makes me uncomfortable.
278
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,560
Well, I kind of like
new Nick.
279
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,500
He's got a job,
he dresses nicely,
280
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,930
he's up on current events.
281
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,960
I agree with dad.
282
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,060
Come on.
This new Nick is a dream.
283
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,100
He, uh... He speaks
in complete sentences.
284
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:10,200
He walks erect.
285
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:12,730
He doesn't drool.
286
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,500
He's too good
for Mallory.
287
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,960
Hey, Nick.
288
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,330
How's the shoe business
going?
289
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,730
Oh, fine.
290
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,100
Let's say I'm just
taking it one step at a time.
291
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,260
I got some big news today.
I was promoted.
292
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,200
I am out of the stockroom
and into sales.
293
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,830
Am I dreaming?
Pinch me.
294
00:13:38,530 --> 00:13:40,500
That's great.
That's great, Nick.
295
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:42,760
Congratulations.
After only two weeks.
296
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,860
Before I forget, I got
a little something for you.
297
00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:50,600
Oh, Nick, you didn't
have to bring me these.
298
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,160
That's very nice of you.
299
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,460
Hey, it's okay.
They're defective.
300
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,660
Just wear a couple pair
of socks with them.
301
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,230
Nick,
we'd better get going,
302
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,360
we're gonna be late
for the art show.
303
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,130
Uh, Mallory,
I think, uh, I would rather
304
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,600
spend some time
with your family.
305
00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:10,260
You know, we don't
have to go out every night.
306
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,000
We haven't been out
any night in two weeks.
307
00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:15,100
Mallory,
I am a working man now.
308
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,400
You know, it would be
irresponsible for me to go.
309
00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:20,160
I have to be fresh for that
shoe store in the morning.
310
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,800
You understand, don't you?
311
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:24,560
Okay, sure.
312
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,130
Therefore, rubber soles
are far more superior
313
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,130
than the traditional
leather bottoms.
314
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,560
They're more durable,
315
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,100
they last longer.
316
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:36,330
You know, and best of all,
they don't wear out.
317
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,000
And don't let anybody else
try to tell you different.
318
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,030
Don't let anybody else
try to tell you different.
319
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,400
What? Right.
320
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,730
Nick, come on.
Let's go out.
321
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,230
Let's go to a movie
or something.
322
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,230
Uh, Mallory,
i-it's getting a little late.
323
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,260
I don't think
your parents would approve.
324
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,460
Nick, it's 7:15,
325
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,900
Andrew, Andrew is still up.
326
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:01,530
You know,
speaking of Andrew,
327
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,860
has he started
to wear baby shoes yet?
328
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:07,330
Mr. Keaton,
let's talk baby shoes.
329
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,400
No, no, no.
330
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,660
You...
You kids go out.
331
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,900
You have a good time.
We insist.
332
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:17,430
Yes, please.
Go now.
333
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,960
We'll keep talking
about shoes.
334
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,760
I swear.
335
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,100
Uh, that's okay,
Mrs. Keaton.
336
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,700
We'll stay here with you.
337
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,100
Oh, great.
338
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:31,900
Okay, well, I believe you were
telling us about rubber soles.
339
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:33,460
Yes, uh,
now, as I was say...
340
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,060
I don't want to stay
here, Nick!
341
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,660
We never do
anything anymore!
342
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,100
We never go anywhere!
343
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:40,460
I feel like we haven't
really talked in weeks!
344
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,300
Mallory,
keep your voice down.
345
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,330
Can't you see these people
are trying to sleep?
346
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,000
No, don't.
347
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,500
You're doing all this
for my dad to like you.
348
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,600
I don't like you
anymore.
349
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,060
Oh, you don't mean that.
350
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,800
I do!
351
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,500
You've got a job you hate,
352
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,300
you've given up your art.
353
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,360
You're not
the same person anymore.
354
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,660
You're not Nick.
355
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,430
Hey, I'm Nick.
356
00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,660
Look, I'll show you,
357
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,330
I'll do you one of my heys.
358
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,230
Hey.
359
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,000
Hey.
360
00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:16,900
Look, just give it time.
361
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,400
You'll get used to it,
Mallory.
362
00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:19,930
I don't want to
get used to this, Nick.
363
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,060
Mallory...
364
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,230
Why don't
you just go home?
365
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,830
Okay.
366
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:26,900
Hey.
367
00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:29,760
Hey.
368
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,130
Hey.
369
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,130
You don't have to pretend
you're asleep. Nick's gone.
370
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,960
All right,
we weren't sleeping.
371
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,660
Yeah, we all admit it,
we were all awake.
372
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:46,130
How could we sleep when
you're so obviously upset?
373
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,500
Moore! Come here.
374
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:57,800
Oh, yes, Mr. Gleason.
375
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,600
I've told you
a thousand times -
376
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:02,730
push the elite petites,
not the slinky sphinx.
377
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,130
I have 600 gross
of elite petites back there
378
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,760
and you're pushing
the slinky sphinx?
379
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,160
What's wrong with you,
Moore?
380
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,360
I thought she looked better
in the slinky sphinx.
381
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,300
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
382
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,900
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
383
00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:20,160
You want to know who's sorry?
Mr. Gleason is sorry!
384
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,230
Push the elite petites.
385
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,530
Get busy, Moore.
386
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,830
Yes, Mr. Gleason.
387
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,700
Hey, Mr. Keaton.
Good to see you.
388
00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:31,430
Hello, Nick.
Hey, guess what.
389
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,900
This is where I work.
390
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,600
Uh, I'm aware of that, Nick.
Uh, look, I came down here...
391
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,830
Young man,
you were helping me.
392
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,330
Oh, I'm sorry.
393
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,160
No, no, I want...
394
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,800
Hey, hey!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
395
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:49,300
I can only handle
one person at a time.
396
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:51,960
Now, this man was in line
outside the store
397
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,360
before we opened up
this morning.
398
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,930
Okay,
but I'm next.
399
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,900
Nick, I came down here
to talk to you.
400
00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:03,430
Oh, so, what kind of shoe
did you have in mind, sir?
401
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,330
I haven't had a chance
to look around.
402
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,100
You'll love
the elite petite.
403
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,030
No!
404
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:14,330
Mr. Moore, no. The elite
petite's a woman's shoe.
405
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,700
That's fine with me,
just fine.
406
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,160
Oh.
407
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,430
Oh.
No, no, no.
408
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,730
No, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
409
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,660
Moore, uh,
get this gentlemen
410
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,700
a pair of elite petites.
Uh, size?
411
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:31,260
13.
412
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,130
Yes, Mr. Gleason.
413
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,960
We carry stockings,
also.
414
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:43,230
Moore!
Can't you do anything right?
415
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,000
Uh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Gleason.
416
00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:46,960
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
I'm sorry, Mr. Gleason.
417
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,230
You want to know
who's sorry?!
418
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,060
Uh...Mr. Gleason?
419
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,260
That's right.
420
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,330
Get busy and clean this up
and get back to work!
421
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,360
Uh, yes,
Mr. Gleason.
422
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,130
Nick, what are you doing?
423
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,360
Uh, I'm putting these boxes
back on the shelf.
424
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:06,060
No, no. I mean,
what are you doing here?
425
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,630
Oh, I'm putting these boxes
back on the shelf.
426
00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,800
No.
No, no, no.
427
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,830
You misunderstood.
428
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,160
What is someone like you
429
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:19,430
doing
in a store like this?
430
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,900
I'm putting these boxes
back on the shelf.
431
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,100
Nick, we're
at a standstill.
432
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,230
Look, look,
what I'm saying is,
433
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:33,960
I know you took this job
just for my sake.
434
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,300
And I know that's why
you changed your appearance
435
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:37,900
and gave up your art.
436
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:39,460
Oh, no, not at all.
437
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,360
I-I like shoes
much more than art.
438
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,730
Moore, get this cleaned up
and get back to work!
439
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,060
Right away,
Mr. Gleason.
440
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,630
Get busy, Moore,
and I mean now!
441
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,930
Look at you, Nick.
You're miserable.
442
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,630
Don't do this to yourself.
443
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,600
All right,
so I'm miserable.
444
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,260
You know, I'd rather it be
that I'm miserable than Mallory.
445
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,760
I mean, she was miserable when
I didn't get along with you.
446
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,160
She's miserable now, Nick.
447
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,230
She wants you back
the way you were.
448
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:08,060
Who do you like better,
the old me or the new me?
449
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,500
Is there a third choice?
450
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:17,300
I don't think so.
451
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:20,330
Look, Nick...
452
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,060
Whatever
our problems are,
453
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,230
we can work them out.
454
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,960
Our relationship
455
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,530
has to be based
on mutual trust...
456
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,760
And respect.
457
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:47,360
I love what you tried
to do for me, but...
458
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,100
But it was wrong, Nick.
459
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,600
Don't change for me.
460
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:58,830
I'll get those
stockings for you.
461
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,400
It's on me.
462
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,260
Hi, honey.
463
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,260
Hi, mom. Hi, Alex.
464
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,260
See what love can do?
465
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:17,960
This girl is demolished,
and it's all because of Nick.
466
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,360
I would really appreciate
467
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,700
if you would not
mention his name.
468
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:25,260
I don't want to hear
the name Nick anymore.
469
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,930
Sure. Sure, Mal.
470
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,930
I understand.
471
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,930
Ooh, this knickknack
is nicked.
472
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,700
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I couldn't help it.
473
00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:43,630
Can you pass me
the sports page?
474
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:45,860
I want to see
how the Knicks are doing.
475
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,600
Nick: Mallory!
476
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:53,960
Hey, Mallory!
477
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,560
Nick?
478
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,300
Nick?
479
00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:58,330
Hey!
480
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,700
Hi!
481
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:02,300
Oh, no, no.
482
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,560
No, Nick.
What did you do?
483
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,460
Hey, Alex.
484
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,060
Oh, Nick,
we were doing so well.
485
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,860
Hey, I'm sorry,
my little friend, you know,
486
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,160
but the old Nick is back.
487
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,800
You should've seen this guy.
He pulled me aside
488
00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:18,930
and told me
what I was doing was wrong.
489
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,400
I mean, he was so passionate.
It was beautiful.
490
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:22,860
Oh, that reminds me,
Elyse,
491
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,100
I've got some
stockings for you.
492
00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,760
Why?
493
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,660
I'll explain later.
494
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,030
Hey, uh, thanks,
Mr. Keaton.
495
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,500
I mean, you showed me
the error of my ways.
496
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,630
I mean, he knew
I didn't need a job.
497
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:43,100
That's not exactly
the moral here, Nick.
498
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:45,700
I know, but, you know, I was
just trying to make you think
499
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,300
that I was good enough
for your daughter.
500
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:48,360
And it didn't work.
501
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,060
I mean, I lost her
and I gained Alex,
502
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,800
and that's no good.
503
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,530
Well, I'll put on
a pot of coffee.
504
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,560
And I just baked a batch
of lobster-chip cookies.
505
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,600
Ah.
506
00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:11,130
Hey, uh, look, Mallory,
I'm sorry if I hurt you,
507
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,030
But, uh, all I know is
I did it for you.
508
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,600
I don't want any other Nick.
I just want you.
509
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:18,500
Hey.
Hey.
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