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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there
ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Steven, I can't believe you're
still working on our budget.
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Elyse, I'm telling you,
we have to take
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some drastic action
around here.
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There's been a lot
of freewheeling,
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extravagant spending
by every member of this family,
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and it's got to stop.
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Well, honey, I've talked
to the kids about it.
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I mean, I know everybody's
making an effort.
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Did we really need this?
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I'm sorry, Steven.
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I saw it in the window.
I just had to have it.
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What is this?
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I found it in the shower.
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That's generic-brand
shampoo.
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What happened
to my regular shampoo?
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We won't be using
that kind anymore.
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We're trying to cut back
and eliminate
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these kinds
of needless expenses.
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No. No, no.
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Dad, you don't understand.
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My hair is used to
herbal shampoo.
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There's
no turning back now.
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Hey, listen, you mind
if I use the kitchen now?
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I got someone coming over
to, uh, study with me.
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Oh. Uh, sure.
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Here, let me move some of this
stuff out of your way.
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Whoa, that's a nice
adding machine, dad.
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We ought to rush that down
to the business museum.
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Who's coming over?
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Oh, it's, uh, just...
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Just someone to, uh,
study with me.
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Who?
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He's a...
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...ahem - tutor.
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A - ahem - tutor?
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Why do you need
a - ahem - tutor?
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It's a tutor, all right?
He's a tutor.
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And the reason
that I need him
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is because my average in
advanced non-Euclidean geometry
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has slipped to an 89.
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I got to get that back up
to a 90.
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Well, I-i'm surprised,
Alex.
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I mean, you've never needed
a - ahem - tutor before.
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Yeah, well, I've never
had this kind of math before.
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It's abstract.
It's inexact.
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It's philosophical.
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It's everything I hate.
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Did you find
a good tutor?
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I don't know.
I haven't met him yet.
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But professor Jenkins
recommended him.
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His name is Eugene Forbes,
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and he's the top
mathematics scholar at Leland.
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Well, there's plenty
to snack on.
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There's some milk in the fridge,
and I got some new cookies.
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Ah.
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These look like
pretty fancy cookies, Elyse.
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Steven...
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Don't let him eat
too many.
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Mom, Eugene Forbes
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is a graduate student
in mathematics.
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He's a genius.
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You don't give cookies
to a genius.
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Hello.
I'm Eugene Forbes.
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And if you're Alex Keaton,
I believe I'm your tutor.
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Can I... Can I ask you
one question?
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I'm 13 1/2.
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Cookie?
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Okay, so, then, angle DCA
must therefore be congruent
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to angle THETA.
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How's that?
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I'm afraid not.
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Alex, you're still clinging
to Euclidean geometry.
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I-i know. I-i cling.
I do that.
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Higher geometry
is a different animal.
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You have to be willing
to embrace the abstract.
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Let go
of rational thought.
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I don't want to let go
of rational thought.
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I-i happen to like
rational thought.
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My sister Mallory
let go of rational thought.
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And she never got it back.
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Alex,
pull yourself together.
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Now...
Erase your boo-boo.
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I know how to erase,
Eugene.
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I was
a National Merit Scholar.
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I definitely sense some
hostility emanating from you.
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Perhaps you'd be happier
with someone older...
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Someone not as smart.
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Wait a minute, Eugene.
Wait, wait. Stay.
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I'm sorry, okay?
I-i need you.
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Professor Jenkins
told me you're the only one
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who can help me
understand this stuff.
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Well, don't think it's easy
for me, either, Alex.
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I've had to deal with the
pressure of being a genius
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my whole life.
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Me too.
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I was doing long division
in nursery school.
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Same here.
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And I should have
my doctorate
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by the time I'm 17.
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I could have done that...
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If I hadn't gone to camp
that summer.
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I never went to camp,
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except for math camp.
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So, what do you do
when you're not in school?
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I give lectures,
run symposiums, you know.
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Well, that doesn't leave time
for much else.
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I mean, what about,
uh, Little League?
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Model airplanes?
Girls?
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I don't get to meet many girls
my age in college.
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The truth is -
is I don't get to meet any.
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I'm lonely, Alex.
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In fact, for all
of my astounding intelligence
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and academic achievement,
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I'd trade it all
right this minute for a date...
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Just one date.
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Yeah, I guess... guess
it must be difficult for you.
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You know, a companion.
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A confidante. A friend.
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I know what you mean.
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A chick in hot pants.
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Eugene...
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Please.
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Sorry, Alex,
a momentary lapse.
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Well, enough of that.
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Let's get back to work.
Right.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Oh, yeah, uh, Jennifer,
this is Eugene.
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Eugene, Jennifer.
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Enchanted, my dear.
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Yeah...right.
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Jennifer,
may I be brutally frank?
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Sure.
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You've just touched
my soul.
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Yuck!
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Oh, I have two
absolutely superlative seats
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to "Madame Butterfly"
on Sunday.
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It's my favorite opera.
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Would you be so gracious
as to accompany me?
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Is he putting me on?
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Afraid not.
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No, thanks. Okay?
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Eugene...
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Eugene, do you mind?
I'm paying you by the hour.
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What is time?
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I just met the mother
of my children.
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You and Eugene
finished studying already?
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We're not studying, dad.
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We haven't studied
for a week.
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What's the problem?
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Eugene - he's lost.
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He... he's convinced
that he's in love with Jennifer,
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and I can't get him
to concentrate on anything else.
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You know, if this keeps up,
there goes the point.
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The point?
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The point.
The point I need for my "A."
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I mean, it's going
right out the window
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because
Mr. Geometry in here
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has turned into
a Jennifer-crazed lunatic.
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Well, at least he's found
a compassionate friend
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in you, Alex.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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87 cents
for safety pins.
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What's next, a Learjet?
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Elyse!
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Eugene, look, please,
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let's go back in there
and study, okay?
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The hour's almost up. We
haven't accomplished anything.
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I can't help it, Alex.
I'm not myself.
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I'm obsessed with her.
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Yeah, well, you got to
snap out of it.
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Aw...
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Oh, uh, Jennifer,
I got you something.
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What is it?
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An x-ray.
Of my brain.
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Hey, that's a nice one.
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It's my good side.
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This is the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen.
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I want you to
have it.
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No, thanks.
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Uh, Jennifer...
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Will you reconsider
going out with me?
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Eugene, it's nothing
personal, but, no.
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Very well.
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Sorry, Alex.
I can't go on.
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I won't charge you
for this session.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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He's a broken man.
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Alex, it's not my fault.
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Well, can't you at least
humor him? One date?
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No, Alex.
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Come on.
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Look, he, uh, he gave you
this nice X-ray and everything.
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You know, for all you know,
you could end up liking Eugene.
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He's a very nice guy
once you see what's inside.
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I already know
what's inside!
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Look, until you go out with him,
he's not gonna be able
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to think of anything else,
including my "A."
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You know, I could actually get
a "B" in math?
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Could you honestly live
with that on your conscience?
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I'm willing to try.
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All right. All right.
Okay, Jennifer.
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All right.
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I've tried to appeal
to your sense of compassion.
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I have no other option.
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$10.
$20.
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$12.
$17.
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$14.50.
$15.75.
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$15.25.
$15.50.
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Done.
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Jennifer, I remember when
I could buy you for 10 bucks.
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Hi, Ellen.
Hi.
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Boy, you look great
in that outfit.
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Thanks.
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You wouldn't say where we were
going or what we were doing.
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You just said, "wear something."
So I did.
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All right, all right.
I'll give you the rundown.
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Uh, we're, uh, double-dating
with Jennifer
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and this graduate student
named Eugene,
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who's 13 years old
and my math tutor,
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and he's in love with Jennifer,
but she hates him,
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so I bribed her to do this
so I could get my "A."
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Okay. I'm ready.
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Oh, hi, Ellen.
Ellen: Hi.
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Alex, uh, something
very strange is going on,
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and we're kind of
wondering about it.
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Oh? What's that, mom?
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Well, it's this date that
Jennifer's going on with Eugene.
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She never liked him before.
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Do you have any idea
what's, uh, turned her around?
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Gee, no idea. Sorry.
Wish I could have helped.
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Oh, uh, we were sure
you would know,
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since her going out
on this date
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probably helps you out
quite a bit.
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Don't know, mom.
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Maybe Ellen knows.
You know, hon?
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No. How would I know?
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Darn. Who knows?
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Maybe
she's attracted to him.
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No.
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Maybe she thinks
she can learn from him.
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I don't think so. No.
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Darn. I wish I knew.
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00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:05,230
- You sure you don't know, Ellen?
- No.
259
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,930
All right.
I bribed her, okay?
260
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,430
Good evening.
Hey, Eugene.
261
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:18,160
Uh, Eugene,
this is Ellen Reed.
262
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,460
Ellen, Eugene.
263
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,230
Hello.
And you know
my mom and dad.
Hi.
264
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:23,730
Nice to see you again.
Hi, Eugene.
265
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,200
Well,
what do you think?
266
00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,930
Jennifer,
you look beautiful.
267
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,060
Honey,
you really do.
268
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,630
You're a vision.
269
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,900
Jennifer,
a deal is a deal.
270
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,900
Well,
we'd better get going.
271
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,360
Well, where are you
off to?
272
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,100
Well, there's going to be
a little shindig
273
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:49,400
down at the faculty club.
274
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,430
Some of the teaching assistants
are throwing a party
275
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,760
for professor Jenkins.
276
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,230
It's the 20th anniversary
of his tenure.
277
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:58,460
Ooh, Jen,
that sounds great.
278
00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:12,600
This is incredible.
279
00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:15,400
All of the massive intellects
of the Leland faculty
280
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:16,900
are gathered together
in the same room.
281
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,760
The combined brainpower
in this room is staggering.
282
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,430
Maybe we should get some X-rays
of these guys.
283
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,000
Jennifer,
will you behave yourself?
284
00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:29,960
This date
has to go well.
285
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,260
Need I remind you that
that check is post-dated?
286
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:35,900
Well, uh,
shall we mingle?
287
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:38,800
Yeah, yeah. Listen, uh, mingle
me over to professor Jenkins.
288
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,400
Well, Eugene.
I am so glad you could make it.
289
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,260
Thank you, Walter.
And I'd like to present to you
290
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:47,160
Jennifer Keaton,
the woman in my life.
291
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,330
Oh.
Enchanted, my dear.
292
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,500
And I believe you know
her brother, Alex.
293
00:13:52,530 --> 00:13:54,700
Yes, yes, yes.
We've met many times.
294
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,030
Nice to see you again.
295
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,360
Who'd you say he was?
296
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,900
Alex Keaton.
297
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:02,760
Uh, yeah, I, uh...
I sit in the front row
298
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,930
of your
advanced geometry class.
299
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,000
Oh, yes.
300
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,260
The point.
301
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,900
If you'll excuse us,
Walter,
302
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,600
I'd like to show off
my better half.
303
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,630
Go to it, my boy.
Go to it.
304
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,230
So, I...
Excuse me.
305
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,560
Eugene, I am not
your better half
306
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,330
and I am not the woman
in your life.
307
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,960
So please introduce me
in a normal way.
308
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,900
Well, certainly.
309
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,130
Oh, Ronald, Eunice.
310
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,400
This is,
uh, Jennifer,
311
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,430
the old ball and chain.
312
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:47,960
So, uh, Eugene,
have you read Testrik's paper
313
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,800
on the meaning of man's
existence in the universe?
314
00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:53,460
Ah, yes,
that's heady stuff.
315
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,630
Don't you agree,
dumpling?
316
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,930
Oh, I don't know,
muffin head.
317
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,760
The last book I read was
"Nancy Drew, Mountain Nurse."
318
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,200
"Mountain Nurse."
319
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:09,930
Isn't she priceless?
320
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,330
Such a fresh sense
of humor.
321
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,860
Jennifer,
you're acting like a child.
322
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:21,100
Eugene, I am a child.
323
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,600
Well, you're embarrassing me
in front of my peers.
324
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:25,600
Eugene, listen, I'm sorry.
I'm doing the best I can.
325
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,300
This is my first
tenure party.
326
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,760
So, mister Keaton...
327
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,500
How are you and Eugene
getting along?
328
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,860
Uh, well I...
329
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,460
I'd say we're as close
as two sides
330
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,530
of an isosceles triangle.
331
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,930
He just meant that,
you know,
332
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,230
the triangle
with the two equal...
333
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:51,330
That he and Eugene
were...
334
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,330
What did you mean, Alex?
335
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,960
I-i just meant we're, uh...
336
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,560
We're getting
along fine.
337
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,100
Well, good.
I-i hope it works out.
338
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,160
Well, thank you very much,
Walter.
339
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:08,230
Professor Walter.
340
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,260
Professor Jenkins.
341
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,600
Sir.
342
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:16,000
Your, uh...
Your Geometric Highness.
343
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,700
Ah, ha-ha.
Jennifer, Eugene.
344
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:23,900
Are you enjoying
yourselves?
345
00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,500
Oh, it's fabulous,
Walter.
346
00:16:25,530 --> 00:16:27,200
A splendid affair.
Ah.
347
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,400
Yeah, I think
it's really neat.
348
00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,420
Oh.
349
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,430
What she means is
it's fabulous, Walter.
350
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,960
A splendid affair.
351
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,430
No, I don't mean that.
352
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,230
Uh, why do you keep correcting
everything I say?
353
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,560
Because...
354
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,460
You're embarrassing me
with this infantile behavior.
355
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,000
Eugene, listen, I'm just
trying to make conversation.
356
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:50,000
That's a poor excuse
for conversation.
357
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,830
"It's neat."
I haven't heard that
358
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,200
since I was teaching
high school.
359
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,660
Eugene, take it easy.
No, I won't take it easy.
360
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,430
This evening
is very important to me,
361
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,400
And she's acting so immature -
it just makes me mad!
362
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:03,830
I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it!
363
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,530
- Eugene, listen...
- No, no, no, no, no.
364
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,400
I-i don't want to hear it.
Eugene...
365
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,560
I can't hear you!
I can't hear you!
366
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,830
Who-o-o-a!
367
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:14,160
Eugene, wait...
368
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,360
Eugene! Eugene!
369
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:27,760
Eugene, wait.
Eugene, Eugene.
Come back.
370
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,830
These three graphs
show the relationship
371
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:45,160
between what
this family is earning
372
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,600
and what it's spending.
373
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,300
These are lovely, Steven.
You have a way with graphs.
374
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:52,300
Well, thank you, dear.
You have a way with words.
375
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,160
Dad, can we get on
with this, please?
376
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,360
The stores close at 9:00,
377
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,100
and I'd like to do
some shopping.
378
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:59,530
Mallory, your dad
has put a lot of time and effort
379
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,600
into these graphs.
380
00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,430
The least we can do
is hear him out.
381
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,600
Get on with it, Steven.
382
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,700
What's there
to get on with?
383
00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,260
These graphs speak
for themselves.
384
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,560
Look at them.
385
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,430
But wait a minute.
I think there's a problem here.
386
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,500
What's that?
387
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,360
Well, according
to the line graph,
388
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,300
we're $200 behind
each month.
389
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,300
Mm-hmm.
390
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,100
But according to the pie graph,
391
00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:22,900
we break even each month.
392
00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:23,900
Uh, that's true.
393
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:26,660
According to the bar graph,
394
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,060
we are $300 ahead each month.
395
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,960
What's your point, Elyse?
396
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,160
Which one's right?
397
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,500
Well, wait a minute, mom.
Um...
398
00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:43,100
I think in this situation,
there is no right or wrong.
399
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,060
I think it's up
to each individual
400
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,060
to decide
what is right.
401
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:50,730
And personally,
I-i think we're ahead.
402
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:55,100
So, uh,
I'm gonna go shopping.
403
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,360
Don't worry, honey.
404
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,860
If we go broke,
we go broke.
405
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,060
The important thing is,
406
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,830
hey, this has kept you busy
for three weeks.
407
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,600
Forget it, Jennifer.
I'm not paying. No way.
408
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,600
Why not, Alex?
I did my part.
409
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,600
What happened
wasn't my fault.
410
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,960
The, uh,
date didn't go well?
411
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,200
Eugene had
a temper tantrum.
412
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:24,460
Oh, dad,
it was a nightmare.
413
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:27,400
Sorry you missed it.
414
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,400
Good evening.
415
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:35,960
Eugene, uh,
please come in.
416
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,800
Sit down and make yourself
comfortable.
417
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:40,960
I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm terribly upset.
418
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,760
Nothing went right
tonight.
419
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:48,100
I, uh... I saw that X-ray
you gave to Jennifer.
420
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:50,100
Very becoming.
421
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,960
Yes.
422
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,500
Do you have
any wallet-sized?
423
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:02,500
I don't mean to be rude,
but is... is Jennifer here?
424
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:04,720
- I need to speak With her.
- Uh, of course. We'll get her.
425
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,800
Steven, um...
426
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,830
Hey, Eugene.
You all right?
427
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,830
No, I'm not all right.
428
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:15,530
I'm embarrassed, humiliated,
and ashamed.
429
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,960
But that's it, right?
430
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,530
I mean,
it's nothing serious.
431
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,860
I-i-i just hate to think
that what happened tonight
432
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:29,800
may have affected your brain
in any way.
433
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,800
It hasn't.
434
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,900
Maybe we can get
another X-ray.
435
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,960
I'm okay, Alex.
436
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,630
So you'll still be able to tutor
me to help me get my "A."
437
00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:41,660
Alex, forget
about your "A"!
438
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,160
Eugene is obviously upset.
439
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,230
He needs a friend
right now.
440
00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,900
All right.
You're right. You're right.
441
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,500
I-i shouldn't be thinking
about my grades.
442
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:53,930
Eugene, everything's
gonna be all right.
443
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,960
You're a swell kid.
444
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,300
Now, quick,
in hyperbolic space,
445
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,360
the upper base angles
of any quadrilateral are...?
446
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,660
Acute.
That's my boy!
447
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,030
He's still got it.
448
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,460
All right, now, don't sweat
this Jennifer thing, okay?
449
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,100
She's too young for you,
anyway.
450
00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:11,230
Uh, see you tomorrow,
same time?
451
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,330
You are
quite a humanitarian, Alex.
452
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,100
What?!
453
00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:17,800
He is a young boy.
454
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:19,600
He's confused.
He's upset.
455
00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:21,300
He looks up to you.
456
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,330
Is that the best
you can do for him?
457
00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:27,630
All right.
458
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,700
Eugene...
459
00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:38,800
I, uh...
I-i-i just want you to know
460
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,360
That, uh...
461
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,160
What?
462
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,360
You care
about his feelings.
463
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,000
...that I care
about your feelings.
464
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:49,430
I mean that.
465
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:52,000
So, uh, you...
466
00:21:52,030 --> 00:21:54,160
You just...
467
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,330
You just get some sleep.
468
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,730
I'm drained.
I can't...
469
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,530
I'm sorry.
470
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,130
I made a complete fool
out of myself.
471
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,260
That's the first time
I've seen that side of you.
472
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,500
I liked it.
473
00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:30,100
You liked it?
474
00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:31,700
Well, that's the first time
I've seen you
475
00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:34,060
act like a kid for once.
476
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,930
Eugene...
477
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,230
You may be smart,
478
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:40,130
but you're not a grownup.
479
00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:46,530
You know, underneath that brain,
you're really a nice boy.
480
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,630
Thank you for looking.
481
00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:52,960
And... and I think that you are
an extremely stunning
482
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,300
and vivacious...
483
00:22:56,530 --> 00:22:58,700
I think
you're really neat, too.
484
00:22:59,730 --> 00:23:02,660
Do you want to get
a soda?
485
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,860
Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
486
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,360
That'll be fun.
487
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,730
Hey, hey,
what's going on?
488
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,230
Jennifer and I
are gonna go get a soda.
489
00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:13,230
Well, I-i think
that's great.
490
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,760
I mean, I'm glad
you two hit it off.
491
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,400
You go out.
You have a wonderful time.
492
00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:22,500
Eugene, quick -
Gottlieb's theorem.
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