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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there
ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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All right. There's a bottle
in the refrigerator.
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We'll be at the Macgregor
Library reading room.
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The number's by the phone.
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Okay, mom. Don't worry
about anything. We'll be fine.
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It's great how you and dad
are taking this class together.
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I'm surprised he's willing
to give up
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Monday night football
for this.
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Oh, no.
He's very excited about it.
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It's really a wonderful program.
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A weekly seminar
in great works of literature.
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It's the kind of thing
your father loves.
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Bad news, honey.
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I don't think I can
make it tonight.
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What is this, Steven?
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I don't think
it's serious.
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Just a-a slight fever
of 135.
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Drop the act, Steven!
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You're going
to the book club.
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Oh, come on, Elyse!
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You let Jennifer
stay home last week!
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Her fever was only 101!
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Hey, don't drag me
into this, dad.
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Come on, Andrew.
You're too mature to see this.
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Oh, Elyse, have a heart.
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The Lions are playing
the Raiders!
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I can read "Crime
and Punishment" at halftime.
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Okay. If you don't want to go,
don't go,
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But the marriage is off.
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
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What a gyp!
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It's gonna break Alex's heart,
you know.
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I was gonna watch the game
with him tonight.
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Oh, get off it, Steven.
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Alex is at a Bergman
Film Festival
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with Ellen
and her friends.
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Well, I thought
he hated Ingmar Bergman.
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Well, he's there.
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You could take a lesson
from your son, Steven.
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At least he's trying
to broaden his horizons.
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Bergman is a fraud!
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He's a complete fraud.
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Alex, Ingmar Bergman
is a genius.
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You want to know
who's a genius?
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Did you ever see Ronald Reagan
in "Bedtime for Bonzo"?
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There's plenty of food
in the fridge.
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Make yourselves
comfortable.
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We'll be back
in about three hours.
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Don't hesitate to call if
you need us to come home sooner.
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That was a really
fabulous movie.
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It gave me the chills.
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Oh, are we back
on this again?
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Bergman really is a genius.
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I think this is
the best work he's ever done.
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With one visual image,
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he manages to convey
all of the emotional confusion
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of a character.
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Yeah, the character
he confused was me.
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So, what do you guys
want to do now?
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Well, a few people are gonna get
together at Pam's apartment
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for some music and cappuccino.
She said we should stop over.
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Oh, that sounds great.
You want to go, Alex?
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Well, gee,
I don't know, Ellen.
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I have this funny reaction
to cappuccino.
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It makes me cough...
in Italian.
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Come on.
This should be interesting.
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Professor Marwil is gonna bring
his Sibelius records over,
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and Maxine's gonna read
from her works in progress.
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Ooh, it's tempting.
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What do you say?
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I can't make it, Ellen.
I got a pie in the oven.
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I guess
we'll take a rain check.
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- Well, maybe next time.
- See you around. Bye, Alex.
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Alex: Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
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Did you...
Did you want to go to Pam's?
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Oh, no, no.
Come on, don't be silly.
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You sure?
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Of course, Alex, I wouldn't
want to go without you.
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Oh, well, you would have wanted
to go if I had wanted to go?
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Well, yeah, I suppose.
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But you don't, so that's fine.
We'll just stay here.
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Well, Ellen, you should.
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You know,
don't let the fact
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that I don't want to go
stop you from going.
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Are you sure?
Go.
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You don't mind?
Go.
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Only if you want me to.
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Go!
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Okay.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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I can't believe she went.
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Elyse,
you're over-reacting.
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Oh, Steven,
I am not over-reacting.
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What you did
was inexcusable.
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What did I do
that was so terrible?
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You stood up and yelled,
"Fire! Head for the nearest TV!"
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Elyse,
we had been in that room,
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talking about Dostoyevsky,
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for almost 10 minutes
without a break.
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Look, if you want to drop
the class, just say so.
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I want to drop
the class.
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No!
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Hey, did you guys
have a good time tonight?
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Yeah, great.
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Yeah,
can't wait for next week.
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You guys are really something,
you know that?
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You're a very special couple.
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You do things together.
You...
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You learn from each other,
share things.
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Common interests.
You like being with each other.
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What's your secret?
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I never get my way.
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I know the feeling. I'm having
the same problem with Ellen.
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You weren't allowed to watch
the game, either?
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Steven, that's enough.
Will you please just drop it?
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See, look at you two.
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The love!
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It's great.
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I'm never gonna have that
kind of rapport with Ellen.
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What's the matter?
You have a fight with her?
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No. No. She just went over
to someone's house
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with some of her other friends,
you know.
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She said something about
a lot of people being there,
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music, cappuccino.
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Why didn't you go?
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Because I have better things
to do with my time
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than sit around sipping
pretentious little drinks,
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listening to some hep cat
play the bongos.
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Could be worse.
Could've been at the book club.
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I don't know what to do.
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I mean, this relationship is not
going the way I planned it.
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I always dreamed that
I'd fall in love
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with a girl who'd put me
at the center of her life.
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You know,
who would revolve around me,
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the way the planets
revolve around the sun.
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A girl so single-minded
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in her devotion to me that...
It became almost sickening.
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If this girl
is out there somewhere,
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I hope I never meet her.
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Well, Ellen's not that girl.
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She's got her own life.
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She's got her art.
She's got her dance.
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She's got her own interests.
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She's completely independent.
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It's unnatural.
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Alex, you can't expect Ellen
to give up her life
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just because the two of you
are a couple.
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Why do I have to share Ellen
with all those other people?
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Like that guy, David.
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What's the matter with him?
He seems nice.
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Nice? Mom, he's a dancer.
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He wears tights,
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uses French terminology
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to describe simple
body movements.
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Alex, let me tell you
a little story.
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When I started going out
with your mother,
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most of her friends took
an instant dislike to me.
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Thanks for passing
that trait along, dad.
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How did you handle it?
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First I made an effort
to get comfortable with them.
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Then we moved
to another state.
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But your mother appreciated
the fact that I tried.
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Well, I can't change.
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I am what I am.
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This, uh,
this is as good as I get.
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This is me in my final form.
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State-of-the-art Alex.
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If only you weren't so insecure.
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Well, let's face it, mom.
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Ellen and I
have nothing in common.
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Alex, you have one very
important thing in common.
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You love each other.
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Ppbbtt!
One little thing.
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How far can that take us?
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Well, that and a little
flexibility on your part
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can take you a long way.
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Alex, look, either you work
things out with Ellen,
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or you have to sit around
and wait
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for some clinging, fawning
shell of a girl
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who's just gonna
accept you blindly
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and worship the ground
you walk on.
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Mm.
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There's an argument
to be made both ways.
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Guess who.
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I'd know you anywhere,
mom.
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Boy, do you look great
in that outfit.
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How come you don't wear
that more often?
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It's not the kind of thing
you wear
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when you go out
to dinner, Alex.
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Speak for yourself.
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How was your day?
Oh, it was nothing special.
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Got up this morning.
I went to a couple classes.
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Couple professors
told me I was brilliant.
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The usual, you know.
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Listen, uh,
how about, uh,
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the two of us doing something
alone tonight?
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Tonight?
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Yeah, I was thinking
maybe we go and, uh,
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catch a quiet dinner
at Guido's,
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couple rounds
of miniature golf.
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You could wear
the leotard.
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What do you say?
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I can't tonight, Alex.
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I'm trying out for the
improvisational dance group
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this term,
and we're rehearsing tonight.
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Oh. Uh, it's okay.
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How about tomorrow night?
I'm free then.
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Well, no, no, see,
tonight's the last night
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the miniature golf
is open to the public.
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After tonight,
it's all pros.
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I'd change if I could,
but this is the only night
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David is free to rehearse.
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Oh, dancing with David.
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I see.
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Alex, he's my partner.
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Hey, hey, I understand.
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Look, you would rather
dance with David
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than putt with me.
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Alex, I'm sorry
I can't go tonight.
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You know how I love
carrying your clubs.
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But this is really
very important to me.
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David and I really need
to go over this routine.
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It's very complicated.
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The part where he lifts me,
for example,
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is extremely difficult.
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Of course.
Why is David lifting you?
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Alex, come on.
David is just my dance partner.
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I don't know
what you're worried about.
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Ellen, Ellen.
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I know what these lifts
lead to.
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See,
first he's gonna lift you
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and then he's got to
put you down again.
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And then he's just gonna
want to lift you up again.
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Where does it end, Ellen?
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Hi, Alex.
How are you?
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Uh, hi, David.
I'm - I'm fine.
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How are you?
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Fine. Yourself?
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Still fine.
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I'm sor...
Did you want that there?
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00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:05,210
We better get going.
Class is about to start.
255
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,950
Well, it was nice
seeing you, Alex.
256
00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,180
Ellen?
257
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,850
Oh, just a minute,
David.
258
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,510
Alex, are you okay?
You seem a little strange.
259
00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:20,910
It's just that I hardly
get to see you anymore, Ellen.
260
00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,210
I miss you.
261
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,110
Well, I miss you, too, Alex.
I really do.
262
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,910
But this is just an incredibly
busy time for me.
263
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:29,910
Look, I need affection.
264
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,280
I need attention.
265
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,180
I can't help it.
I'm the kind of guy
266
00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:37,910
who likes to be put
on a pedestal.
267
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:40,380
Alex, I promise to put you
up on a pedestal
268
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,280
as soon as my schedule
lets up.
269
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,580
Ellen, let's go.
270
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,680
I'll see you later, okay?
271
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,980
Okay.
Okay.
272
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,000
Okay. Andrew's asleep.
His bottle in the refrigerator.
273
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,010
We'll be at the library,
and you know the number.
274
00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:47,350
Mom, I can't believe
you got dad to go tonight.
275
00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:49,750
I mean,
the Rams are playing the Browns.
276
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,710
Oh, he's changed his attitude
about the book club.
277
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,110
I mentioned it to him
this morning,
278
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,280
and he was very excited.
279
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:57,480
All right!
Let's hit that library!
280
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:04,410
That television is not going
to the book club.
281
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,750
All right. All right.
You win. No TV.
282
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:15,550
I'm, uh,
I'm ready when you are, dear.
283
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,010
Alex.
Mallory: Hi.
284
00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:21,080
What's all that stuff?
285
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,580
It's culture, Mallory.
I got paintings, art books,
286
00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:26,580
classical music records,
literary anthologies.
287
00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:30,410
If it's pretentious, I got it.
288
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:34,210
What's all this culture
doing here, Alex?
289
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,150
Just trying to be flexible, dad.
290
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,480
You told me that I should, uh,
be more willing to change
291
00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:40,750
if I want my relationship
with Ellen to work.
292
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,110
Yeah, but I had no idea
it would lead
293
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,150
to such a mess
in the kitchen.
294
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:46,610
Alex, reading a few books
is not gonna change
295
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,210
your relationship
with Ellen.
296
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,580
Oh, I disagree, mom.
297
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,710
See, if I read these books
and I listen to these records,
298
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,950
I'm gonna be able to...
299
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,380
To communicate
with Ellen better,
300
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,510
we're going to be
more compatible.
301
00:13:57,550 --> 00:14:00,710
I am so glad that Nick
and I are so compatible.
302
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,610
We like the same things.
303
00:14:02,650 --> 00:14:05,480
We love spending
every minute together.
304
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,680
It's like...
305
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:09,880
We're one person,
you know?
306
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:12,310
Like we have one mind.
307
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:22,180
Who's using it tonight?
308
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,780
Alex, I thought you said
you weren't very good at change.
309
00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:33,180
I just realized
that sooner or later,
310
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,310
Ellen's gonna open her eyes
311
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,710
and see that I'm not the guy
for her,
312
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,110
and I can't let that happen.
313
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:40,780
I gotta start making myself more
attractive to her right now.
314
00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:44,350
You're asking a lot
from those books, Alex.
315
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:49,850
"Interpret Paintings
Like a Professional,
316
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,580
by Leo Korasch,
317
00:14:51,610 --> 00:14:54,410
former professional
painting interpreter."
318
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:59,680
"Learn to Dance
While You Sleep."
319
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:04,850
"Opera: Why It's More
Than Just Annoying."
320
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:11,180
Alex, an appreciation
of art
321
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,950
and literature
is not merely a question
322
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,350
of knowing some names
and dates.
323
00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:18,810
It's an emotional
response.
324
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,880
It's an aesthetic value.
325
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:23,410
It's a love
and appreciation of beauty.
326
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,980
Oh, get off
your high horse, mom.
327
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:34,810
Get - get off it
at your own convenience.
328
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:41,350
Good afternoon, everyone.
My name is Deborah Henley.
329
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,450
I'll be running
the audition for today.
330
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:47,280
As you all know, we have very
few spaces open in the company.
331
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:50,150
So only a few of you
will be able to make it.
332
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:56,210
Excuse me, excusez-moi.
333
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,450
Oh, my god.
334
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,550
Can I help you?
335
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,180
Yes, I'm, uh,
336
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:09,750
here to apply
for the dance company.
337
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,410
Your name?
338
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:14,310
Uh, Keaton. Uh...
339
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,610
Mikhail Keaton.
340
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:21,410
Are you a dance major?
341
00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:25,250
Uh, no, no. I'm an economics
and business major.
342
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:29,610
With a minor in dance.
343
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:32,410
I see. You can start
to warm up over there,
344
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,580
and we'll begin.
345
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:37,380
David, I think
you're going to be first.
346
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,680
What are you
doing here?!
347
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,180
Warming up.
348
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,850
For what?
For my dance.
349
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,180
You're not serious,
are you?
350
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,680
Alex, since when do you
have an interest in dance?
351
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,210
Ellen...
352
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:56,880
...I'm shocked at you.
353
00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:58,250
You know,
there's more to life
354
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,250
than the button-down world
of big business.
355
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,250
There's art
and music and dance.
356
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,480
And I'm gonna be
a part of it...
357
00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:08,280
Just like you are.
358
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,710
Well, that's great, Alex,
359
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,080
but this isn't the time
or place
360
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,050
for you to jump
into the world of dance!
361
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,880
You should start
in the audience.
362
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,980
Are you ready, Mikhail?
363
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,950
Da.
364
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,710
I'm ready.
365
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,250
What is it that you'll be
interpreting for us?
366
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:47,180
This, uh, particular piece
is an interpretation
367
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:51,080
of the stock market crash
of 1929.
368
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:59,950
What music will you be using
to accompany yourself?
369
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,980
Uh, just, uh -
just play anything.
370
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:06,380
This dance
goes with everything.
371
00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,550
Maestro.
372
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:23,750
Mr. Keaton,
is something wrong?
373
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:27,010
Uh, no, no.
374
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,280
Why do you ask?
375
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:31,080
Because you're not dancing.
376
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,680
Well, you see,
at this point in the dance,
377
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,810
the economy
is still good.
378
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:41,150
In, uh...
379
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:45,080
In a minute the crash comes,
interest rates rise,
380
00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:48,580
and the dance
really takes off.
381
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:34,280
Alex, are you okay?
382
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,850
I'm fine.
383
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,380
For my next number...
384
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:44,050
Mm. "Tiger, tiger,
burning bright,
385
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,710
in the forests
of the night"...
386
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
387
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,580
Hey, honey.
How was your day?
388
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:58,110
Oh, fine, fine.
389
00:19:59,550 --> 00:20:01,550
Picture perfect.
390
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,350
What happened to you?
391
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,880
I, uh, hurt myself
at the dance auditions.
392
00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:10,050
What happened? Some big
ballerina push you around?
393
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,810
No. I auditioned.
394
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,300
I...I wanted to show Ellen
395
00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:23,010
that I belonged
in her world.
396
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:26,210
Instead I showed her
I belong in a circus.
397
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,480
Honey,
what did you do?
398
00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:30,050
Oh, I...
399
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,780
I embarrassed
and humiliated myself.
400
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,110
I embarrassed
and humiliated Ellen.
401
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,680
I embarrassed,
humiliated,
402
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:39,550
and insulted her friends
and teachers.
403
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,650
These things happen,
Alex.
404
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,410
Oh, uh, hi, Ellen.
405
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,780
Hi, Mr. Keaton.
406
00:20:50,810 --> 00:20:52,250
Hi, Mrs. Keaton.
Hi.
407
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,480
Uh, Elyse, maybe, uh,
you and I better, uh,
408
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,610
go to the living room
and...
409
00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:56,650
And dance!
410
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,680
Uh...
411
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:04,710
Ow.
412
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,380
So...
413
00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:12,280
How'd the rest
of the auditions go?
414
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,380
Okay.
I think I made the company.
415
00:21:14,410 --> 00:21:16,410
Great.
416
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:18,880
How about me?
417
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,450
You didn't make it, Alex.
418
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,910
But no one will forget you.
419
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,310
Uh, listen, Ellen,
420
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:33,710
I know what I did
today was, uh, crazy,
421
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,110
but I thought there was
a problem between us,
422
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:37,150
and that's the way I deal
with the problems in my life.
423
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:39,910
I identify them,
analyze them,
424
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:43,210
study them,
and...make them bigger.
425
00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:46,510
Is that why
you were there today,
426
00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:48,250
because you thought there was
a problem between us?
427
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,550
Yes.
428
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:53,310
See, Ellen you have
your friends
429
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:54,680
and all the things
that you do,
430
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:57,210
and I just wanted to be
part of that.
431
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,310
Instead I made a mockery
out of something
432
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:01,780
that you care
very deeply about.
433
00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:04,710
And if you want to walk out
that door right now
434
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:08,450
and never speak to me again,
I'll understand.
435
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,650
I love what you did today.
436
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,280
You do?
437
00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:19,610
I've never had anybody
care so much about me
438
00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:21,610
that they were willing to make
a complete fool of themselves
439
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,980
to show it.
440
00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:29,980
Didn't you think
the somersault was good?
441
00:22:30,010 --> 00:22:32,380
Alex,
the last thing I want to do
442
00:22:32,410 --> 00:22:34,710
is to push you to be
something you're not.
443
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,480
Be honest -
you hate dance.
444
00:22:36,510 --> 00:22:38,810
You hated that party
I went to the other night,
445
00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:40,280
and you probably
hate my friends.
446
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,810
"Hate" is a very strong word,
Ellen.
447
00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:44,010
You're right.
I'm sorry.
448
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,550
You don't get along
with my friends.
449
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,710
No, no, no.
I hate them.
450
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:53,980
Let's face it. We are two
very different people,
451
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:55,510
and there are certain parts
of our lives
452
00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:56,980
that will always
be separate.
453
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,380
Alex...
454
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:04,180
I don't want you
to change for me.
455
00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,950
I love you.
456
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:09,780
I love you
exactly the way you are.
457
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,950
That's good,
458
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:16,350
because if I have to change
for you again, Ellen,
459
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:19,410
I may really hurt myself.
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