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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there
ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay, Andy. You ready?
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Okay.
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This is him.
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This is the guy
I've been telling you about.
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74 years old,
he still has his own teeth.
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I mean, this is everything
you'd want in a president.
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Alex.
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Put this away.
You'll frighten him.
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Well, there you go again, dad.
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Republican.
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Waiting for Adam?
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Adam who?
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Adam Galardner, the boy you've
been walking to school with
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every day
for the past week.
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Oh, him. Yeah.
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I think Adam's
a wonderful boy.
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Yeah, well, he's really nice
and smart and funny.
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And he likes baseball
as much as I do.
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He's the boy I've been
looking for my whole life.
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Only shorter.
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We're going to the sixth-grade
dance together.
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That's terrific, honey.
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Yeah, well, it was really
romantic how it happened.
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We were playing softball, and he
was catcher for the other team,
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and I was on third.
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I tried to score
on a ground ball,
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but he was blocking
the plate.
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I barreled into him,
and I asked him to the dance
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as soon as he regained
consciousness.
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That's how I met
your dad.
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Come on, Alex, stop.
Mallory.
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Come on, just help me out here,
will you?
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Mom, dad,
make Alex leave me alone.
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What's the problem?
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There's no problem.
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Look, I have to write
a paper on I.Q. tests
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for my Psych class.
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Now, I have to submit
two examples.
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Now, I got
a smart example,
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and now I need another one
for contrast.
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I don't understand.
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See? You'd be perfect.
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Alex, I.Q. tests
are not an accurate measure
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of a person's
intelligence.
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Elyse, you and I took I.Q. tests
in college, remember?
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I vaguely recall
I scored...
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7 1/2 points
higher than you did.
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As I said,
they're not accurate.
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Mom, I, uh -
I sincerely beg to differ.
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Statistics show that this new
Cosgrove-Roget I.Q. test
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is accurate
to within five points.
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I myself scored 137,
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which is within a few points
of genius level.
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This being an example
of the five-point variability.
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Alex, I don't want to take
your stupid test.
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It's not a stupid test,
Mallory.
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It's an intelligence test.
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if it were a stupid test,
you'd do well on it.
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Look, there's no way
I'm gonna do this.
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All right,
I'll give you 10 bucks.
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Well, okay.
All right.
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Give you the test after school,
Mallory.
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Where is he?
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Waiting for Adam?
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Adam who?
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Jen, come on, we all know
he's your boyfriend.
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You got nothing to hide
from us.
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We're family.
We support one another.
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It's not - it's not like
we're gonna make fun of you
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or anything.
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Okay, I guess he's
sort of my boyfriend.
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Okay.
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♪ Jennifer's got a boyfriend ♪
Mom.
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♪ Jennifer's got a boyfriend ♪
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Alex, stop tormenting
your sister.
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Mom, I just started.
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Hi, Adam. Come on in.
Hey, Adam.
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Hi, Adam.
Hi, everybody.
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Uh, I got you
this new reds hat.
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Oh, thanks.
That was very nice of you.
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Alex.
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You ready to go,
Jennifer?
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Yep. Come on.
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Pardon me.
Just, uh, drop by anytime, Adam.
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Have fun.
Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Whoa.
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Okay, get it out
of your systems.
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Together: Aww!
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He's so cute.
He's nice. Great height.
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Yeah.
He's a perfect...
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So, who do you think
is the best first baseman?
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Uh, Steve Garvey.
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Well, who do you think
is the best shortstop?
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Shortstop.
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Jennifer Keaton.
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In the Major Leagues.
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Any league.
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You excited about the dance,
Jennifer?
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Yeah. Are you?
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I guess so.
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Well,
what's the matter?
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I'm just not a very good dancer,
that's all.
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Neither am I.
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What are we gonna do?
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Let's bring our baseball mitts,
just in case.
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Okay. But we have to
take them off before we dance.
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Hey, kiddy.
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I have a great idea.
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Let's finish eating our lunches
outside.
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We can't eat outside.
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Well,
then let's just skip lunch.
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Adam,
what's wrong with you?
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I've just suddenly
lost my appetite.
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Adam.
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Hey, Galardner.
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Just leave me alone,
Rick.
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Knock it off, Rick.
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Hey, who's this, Galardner?
Your mother?
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Very funny.
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Let's go, Jennifer.
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Where're you going,
Galardner?
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Not scared of me,
are you?
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Is that why you're never in
the same places I am, Galardner?
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Hey,
I asked you a question.
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Oh, nice hat.
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Let me see it.
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All right, yeah?
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Together: yeah.
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I'm warning you, Rick.
Leave him alone.
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Ooh.
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Hey, tell your girlfriend
to get out of my way, Galardner.
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Hold it right there.
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Come on, Alex.
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That's the fifth time
you've gone over my test.
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I couldn't have done
that bad.
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Mal -
Mallory, look, I'm -
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I just got to go over these
figures one more time, okay?
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Something must be wrong here.
My calculator must be broken.
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All right, okay,
I'm gonna go upstairs
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and go over these
one more time.
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No. No, listen.
Hey, Alex.
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I appreciate you trying
to spare my feelings.
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But I want to know
my score.
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Well, Mallory, you know,
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I really don't think
you should torture yourself.
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Mallory.
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Oh!
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I got a 139!
You got a 137!
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I'm two points smarter
than you are.
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Now, Mallory,
don't jump to -
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I mean,
you can't possib...
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♪ I'm smarter than Alex
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Mallory, give me…
No! What's the matter, Alex?
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Afraid of my being
your intellectual superior?
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Who wouldn't be, Mallory?
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Mallory, give me that.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Look, mom, my I.Q. is
two points higher than Alex's.
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Alex:
No, it's not.
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Don't pay any attention
to that.
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I got to get to a phone.
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No, not the phone!
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No! Mallory.
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Mallory, um,
I just…
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I just didn't add up the figures
correctly.
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Aha.
Poor math skills.
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Mallory scored two points higher
than Alex on an I.Q. test.
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Whoa.
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What do you make of this,
Elyse?
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Well, I guess
Mallory's brighter
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than her grades at school
would indicate.
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I always knew
she had my brain.
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What do you mean,
your brain?
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I-I meant our brain.
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Our brain?
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Yes,
our collective brain.
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Of which
you have custody.
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Hi, mom. Hi, dad.
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Hi, darling.
Sweetheart.
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Listen, I have something
to tell you guys.
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Hm?
What is it?
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I sort of got in trouble
at school today.
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I sort of punched a guy
in the stomach.
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And that's when you
sort of got into trouble?
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Sort of.
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Uh, are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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The principal gave me this note
to take home.
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He was in a bad mood
when he wrote that,
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so take it
with a grain of salt.
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Why did you hit
this boy?
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Because
he was a big creep.
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And because he was
about to beat up Adam.
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Well, you should've
known better, Jen.
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You should have called
a teacher.
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There weren't any around.
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Honest.
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It says here you'll
have to stay a half an hour
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after school
every day this week.
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Why don't you go up
to your room?
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We'll talk about this
later.
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Okay.
And I'm sorry.
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But he was a big jerk.
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He had it coming.
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Well - hm.
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I hope she understands
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the extreme gravity
of this situation.
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Oh, I'm sure she does.
Yeah.
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I wish I'd been there
to see it.
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Hope she really decked
that creep.
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It was wrong.
Oh, yeah.
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All of that.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Quite wrong.
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Adam. Come on in.
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I can't stay,
Mrs. Keaton.
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May I speak
with Jennifer?
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Yeah - Jennifer!
Come on down.
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Hi, Adam.
Adam: Hi.
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Hi, Adam.
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Listen, you don't
have to thank me or anything.
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I mean, it's over.
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Let's just put this thing
behind us.
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I just came by to tell you
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to get someone else
to go to the dance with you,
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'cause I never want to
see you again.
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Y-yes, yes, I am quite sure
I administered
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your Cosgrove-Roget test
correctly, sir.
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Well, no, the purpose
of my call, sir, is this...
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My sister...
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Is a moron.
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Yet your test labels her
as a genius.
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Now, I would like to speak
to the head of your company.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Idiots.
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The intelligence business
is full of idiots.
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How you doing?
Just, uh, one more to go.
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There.
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Okay.
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Now,
if you do well on this,
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it'll prove the test
has no credibility.
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All right.
Let's prove it.
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According to this, Skip,
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you have no I.Q.
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00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:29,380
Well, it's better than I did
the last time.
262
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,280
I don't know. Maybe I'm making
too much of this.
263
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:37,280
I mean, the test
is obviously incorrect, right?
264
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,380
I mean,
Mallory must realize that.
265
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:42,510
She's probably forgotten
about the whole thing by now.
266
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:52,810
Where'd you get that stuff,
Mallory, brains 'r' us?
267
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,310
Oh, Alexander.
268
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:05,580
Your, uh, quasi-clever remarks
are simply wasted
269
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:09,380
on someone
of my smartitude.
270
00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,510
Mallory?
271
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:16,180
I need your advice.
I have boy troubles.
272
00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:18,680
Adam still won't converse
with you?
273
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,580
Yeah.
274
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,980
Look, Jennifer,
maybe if you acted
275
00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:26,210
more like the girl
he expects you to be,
276
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:27,950
he'd get over it sooner.
277
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:30,480
Well, how do I do that?
278
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,750
Well, here.
279
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,050
Oh, no.
280
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,350
You dropped your book.
281
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,410
Thank you.
282
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,480
Aw,
don't mention it.
283
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,080
See, Jennifer.
284
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:45,450
That's all you have to do
to get Adam's attention.
285
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,680
Uh...
286
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:53,080
The male species is enamored
by this kind of behavior.
287
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:56,110
It gives them
an exaggerated sense
288
00:13:56,150 --> 00:14:00,080
of their own...
Importacity.
289
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:05,310
I've always felt
that way.
290
00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:09,580
Jennifer,
Mallory is totally wrong.
291
00:14:09,610 --> 00:14:12,310
Now, perhaps her methods
of obvious manipulation
292
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,710
would work on somebody
of Skippy's intelligence.
293
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,180
Thank you.
294
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,010
But they won't work
on Adam.
295
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,880
Now, guys like Adam
and I -
296
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:21,910
"Adam and me."
297
00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:24,910
Adam and me...
298
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,580
Know all about these silly games
that women play,
299
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,750
and we just humor them
to keep them happy.
300
00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:30,880
Now, my advice to you
301
00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:33,910
is just don't play games
and be yourself.
302
00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:35,450
Jennifer,
what you have here
303
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,080
are a couple
of conflicting opinions.
304
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,880
And I suggest you take the one
which emanated
305
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:43,710
from the more intelligent
individual.
306
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,580
Okay, all right.
That's it.
307
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,210
That is the last straw,
Mallory.
308
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,310
I challenge you to
an I.Q.-test rematch tomorrow
309
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,780
after school,
right here, 5:00.
310
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:55,980
I accept.
311
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,080
You know,
I could beat you
312
00:14:57,110 --> 00:15:00,750
with one brain
tied behind my back.
313
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,250
Yeah, you and what army?
314
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,450
I want you, Mallory.
315
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,250
I want you!
316
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,550
Hi, Adam.
317
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:22,150
Long time no speak.
318
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,610
Whoops.
319
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,280
You dropped your books.
320
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,950
Thanks.
321
00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,950
Come on, Adam.
This is ridiculous.
322
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,580
How could you do that
to me, Jennifer?
323
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,110
Everyone in the school
thinks I need a girl
324
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,410
to do my fighting for me.
325
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:49,480
Look, Adam, I know
how you feel.
326
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:52,550
But I wasn't trying
to make you look bad.
327
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,380
I just wanted to help you.
328
00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:56,750
I mean, just because
I'm a fighter and you're not
329
00:15:56,780 --> 00:16:00,850
doesn't mean
you should feel embarrassed.
330
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:04,050
I admire you
for being above violence.
331
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,350
I wish I was.
332
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,580
Hey, Galardner.
333
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,850
I see you got your bodyguard
with you.
334
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,080
She's not so tough now that
you're ready for her, Rick.
335
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,550
You said it.
336
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:23,150
Did I say you could go anywhere,
Galardner?
337
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,410
See, I don't like wimps
who have their girlfriends
338
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:27,280
do their fighting
for them.
339
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,810
I think you need somebody
to teach you a lesson.
340
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:36,350
You're not gonna hit me.
341
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,950
Oh? And why is that?
342
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,410
Because if you hit me,
you'll get in trouble
343
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,350
with the school
and your parents.
344
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,880
That'll make you
real mad,
345
00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:45,810
and you'll probably
beat me up again
346
00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:46,850
and get suspended,
347
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,250
maybe even sent
to reform school.
348
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,210
While you're there, you'll
probably try to escape.
349
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,150
They'll catch you
and put you away for life.
350
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,080
You could throw your whole life
away with just one punch.
351
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:02,310
You could still hit me.
352
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:04,180
But I don't think
you will.
353
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:06,780
You creep.
354
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,380
You'd better
hold her back.
355
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,350
I'm ready for her now,
and I'll kill her.
356
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,380
I'm not holding her back
for you.
357
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,450
I'm holding her back for me.
358
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,380
This is my fight.
359
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,880
Okay with me.
Let's go.
360
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,250
You're pretty tough,
aren't you, Rick?
361
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,850
Beating up girls and kids
that are smaller than you.
362
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,610
Kick any puppies
on your way to school?
363
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,110
A couple.
364
00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:32,250
Go ahead.
Beat me up.
365
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,480
And if that doesn't satisfy you,
you can beat me up tomorrow
366
00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,950
and the next day
and the day after that
367
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:39,110
till you get it out
of your stupid system.
368
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:42,010
Come on.
That's what you want, isn't it?
369
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:44,610
Aw, leave him alone,
Rick.
370
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,380
Boy: come on,
he doesn't want to fight.
371
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:48,250
Yeah.
372
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,210
Yeah,
he's not worth my time.
373
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,010
Let's go, boys.
374
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,510
Finished.
375
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,480
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
376
00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:25,510
Okay. There.
377
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:27,850
Well,
add up the scores.
378
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,750
With pleasure.
379
00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:32,110
Okay, Mallory, I assure you
this will prove to you,
380
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,250
once and for all,
who is the smartest.
381
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,580
Smarter.
382
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,710
I knew that.
383
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,710
Me knew that.
384
00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:50,380
I knew that.
385
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,250
Okay.
386
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,210
So?
387
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:59,210
138 for me.
388
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,580
And...
389
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:07,310
A hundred...and...
390
00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,050
Oh!
391
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,880
I got 140!
392
00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:19,410
Hey, look. We took the test
again, and I did better again.
393
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,950
Well.
394
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,280
This can't be possible.
395
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:28,780
My world is crumbling around me.
396
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,850
It's no big deal, Alex.
397
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,850
You can adjust.
398
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,050
A person of, uh,
your intelligence
399
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,780
can still lead
a normal life.
400
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,980
He doesn't look good,
Elyse.
401
00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:01,550
Lucky thing he's not
smart enough to know it.
402
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,550
Mom, dad.
403
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,010
I'm not...
404
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,780
Dumb, am I?
405
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:17,050
You're...
406
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,650
You're a nice boy, Alex.
407
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:34,550
Hi.
408
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,850
Oh.
Oh, cheer up, Jennifer.
409
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,780
What's there
to cheer up about?
410
00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:40,650
I mean, Adam's
still not talking to me,
411
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,010
which means we're not going
412
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,850
to the sixth-grade dance
together.
413
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,350
Well, I'm sorry
about that, honey,
414
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:48,250
but even so,
you should be happy for Adam.
415
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,210
He stood up
to those bullies.
416
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,050
Well, I guess so.
417
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,510
Okay, I'm not gonna
worry about it anymore.
418
00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:58,550
I'm putting Adam Galardner
out of my mind once and for all.
419
00:20:58,580 --> 00:20:59,950
It's Adam.
420
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:05,910
Hi, Adam. Come on in.
Hi.
421
00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:08,380
It's Adam. It's Adam.
422
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,050
Come on in, Adam.
423
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:15,980
Uh, Mrs. Keaton and I were
just going upstairs to, uh...
424
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,280
Install solar panels
on the roof.
425
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,880
The - the -
the roof.
426
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,410
Right. Right.
427
00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:31,850
Uh, they didn't work very well
in the basement. Uh...
428
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:35,650
How you doing?
Oh, my, my, my.
429
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:44,710
Adam. Jennifer.
430
00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:50,050
Go ahead. Go ahead.
431
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,780
Look. Look.
432
00:21:54,210 --> 00:21:56,550
Listen,
I never got to thank you
433
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,710
for sticking up for me
the other day.
434
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:03,010
I mean, I know you only did it
because...
435
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,280
You didn't want my face
to get smashed in.
436
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:08,450
But you stuck up for me
today, too.
437
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,450
I mean,
weren't you scared?
438
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,780
Nah.
439
00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:13,650
Yeah, a lot,
440
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,350
but I didn't want you
to know I was scared.
441
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:19,410
Well,
I couldn't tell.
442
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:20,550
Really?
443
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,180
Really.
444
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,280
Okay, I could tell.
445
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,480
But I don't care.
446
00:22:28,510 --> 00:22:30,110
I...
447
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,180
I like you, Adam.
448
00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,980
Even if I'm not
a tough guy?
449
00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:37,850
That's why I like you.
450
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,610
Look, if we're
gonna be friends,
451
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,010
we've got to get over
this boy-girl thing.
452
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,480
We can't get hung up
on this old-fashioned idea
453
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:45,880
of what a boy
is supposed to do
454
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:48,050
and what a girl
is supposed to do.
455
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,250
I agree.
456
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,480
Good.
457
00:22:53,050 --> 00:22:55,950
Well...
458
00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,950
I guess I'll see you
tomorrow.
459
00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,950
Adam?
460
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:03,910
As - as long as we're speaking
to each other,
461
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,150
maybe we should celebrate
by going somewhere together.
462
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:09,110
You mean like the dance?
463
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:13,280
The dance -
what a nice idea.
464
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,650
That was so nice of you
to ask.
465
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,650
You always know
just what to say.
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