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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay, the last question.
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Nitroglycerin, calcium
carbonate, and aluminum nitrate
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are ingredients
commonly found in...
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Lasagna.
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Come on, Alex.
What's the real answer?
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Okay, Rache, all right,
I'll answer that question
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if you can answer this one...
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Name one reason
why I shouldn't kiss you.
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We have to study,
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your family's in the house.
It's getting late...
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Rache, Rache...
One reason.
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I can't think of one.
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Dynamite.
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Thank you. I do my best.
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Alex, that was the answer.
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Excuse us, excuse us!
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Yes, just passing through!
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You can keep kissing.
We're not looking.
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Look, this is the fifth time
you've passed through here
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in the last hour. Do you mind?
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How else are we supposed
to get to the kitchen?
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I can get you to
the kitchen real quick.
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Ohh!
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Alex, come on.
We have to concentrate.
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This is our last final.
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You're right, Rache.
You're right.
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One more test, we leave
Harding High in our dust.
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Why are you so anxious to leave?
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We had some great times there.
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You're right, Rache...
We had some great times.
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And although
it's with eager anticipation
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that we cast our lines of hope
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into the unchartered waters
of the future,
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it is with a heavy heart
that we bid adieu
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to the hallowed halls
of Harding High.
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You've been working
on your valedictory speech,
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haven't you, Alex?
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I admit, I have worked on it
a little.
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It sounds great.
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You are gonna make
a great valedictorian.
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Uh, come on, Rache,
it's not official yet.
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I mean, there are
a lot of guys up for it.
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You're up for it.
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Uh, Mark Blittman,
the... the Kowalik sisters.
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Face it,
it's anybody's ballgame.
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It'll be you.
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I know.
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I am a shoo-in.
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You know, I fed my stats
into the school computer,
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and it printed out,
"write that speech, Keaton."
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Oh, Alex, these last four weeks
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have been the most exciting
in my whole life.
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Me too.
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Wait a minute, we've been
seeing each other for six weeks.
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I know, but the first two
were not that great.
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Ah, so how's the studying going?
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We are but sponges
in a sea of chemical knowledge.
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I hope you'll clean up
after yourselves.
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Well, so how do you guys feel?
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Soon you'll be
high school graduates.
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Feels great, Mrs. Keaton.
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And I know Alex is excited, too.
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That's right.
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And although it's with eager
anticipation that we...
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All: Cast our lines of hope
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into the unchartered
waters of our future,
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it is with a heavy heart
that we bid adieu
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to the hallowed halls
of Harding High.
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Seniors whose last names
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begin with the letters
"A" through "J,"
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please step forward.
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You know, Rache,
it's too bad our last names
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don't begin
with the same letter.
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Then we could march
down the aisle together.
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That's got a nice ring to it.
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How is it possible that
I never even asked you out
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until a couple weeks ago?
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What could I have been
thinking about?
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Jocelyn Clark.
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And deena Marx and Carrie Newman
and Diane Edwards and...
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, Rache.
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I don't know if
I should admit this, Alex,
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but you're
my first real boyfriend.
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Rache, I only hope
I can live up to it.
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I only hope that I am deserving
of such a great honor,
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that the flame of our spirit
shall burn eternally.
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Is that from your speech, too?
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Seniors whose last names
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begin with the letters
"K" through "T,"
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please step forward.
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That's us.
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Before we proceed any further
with the graduation rehearsal,
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I'd like to make
an announcement.
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The faculty has just chosen
the valedictorian.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you!
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I couldn't have done it
without you, Rache.
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As you know,
the faculty makes its selection
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on the basis
of academic standing,
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extracurricular activities,
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and outstanding contributions
to the school community.
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So won't you join me
in congratulating
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the brightest and best among us,
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our most deserving
new valedictorian...
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Rachel Miller.
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Alex, are you all right?
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Me?
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I'm fine.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Oh, don't worry about me, Rache.
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This is your big moment.
I-I'm really happy for you.
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Come on up here
and take a bow, Rachel.
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Yeah, Rachel.
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I never even thought
I was in the running.
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Yeah, Rachel, all right!
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No more pencils,
no more... books.
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Hi. Hey.
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Last day of school.
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Look, I got my final grades.
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Oh, Mal. That's wonderful.
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Yeah, "A" in French,
"B" in English,
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and some other stuff.
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We'll talk about
that other stuff later.
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No rush!
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How'd you do, Alex?
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Four "A's".
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And "A-minus".
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Honey, that is terrific.
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Oh, come on, mom.
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What does it mean really?
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I am not valedictorian.
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It's a hollow victory at best.
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It's an anticlimax.
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Let's face it...
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My life has no meaning.
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Hey, I'm ready to face it.
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How about you guys?
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Jennifer.
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Okay, okay, I'm going.
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Alex, now, I know
you're disappointed
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about this valedictorian thing,
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but you have got to
accept the fact that
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you're not gonna get
everything you want in life.
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Being valedictorian
was my destiny.
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And it was ruthlessly
yanked from my grasp
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by the cruelest of fates.
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That's the spirit.
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Yeah.
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Alex?
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Hi. Rachel.
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So how you doing, Alex?
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Oh, fine. Fine.
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Never better.
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Did you get your final grades?
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Yeah.
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How were they?
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Oh, let's not talk about it.
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No, no, no.
Come on, come on, come on.
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How were they?
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Five "A's".
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Sure. Rub my nose in it.
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So, what's up?
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Alex, I hope my being
chosen valedictorian
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isn't gonna affect
our relationship.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, of course not.
Don't be silly.
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Smarty-pants.
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Alex!
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Come on, give me credit
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for... for a little maturity
here, okay?
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What's that?
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Well, I finished my, uh,
my rough draft of my speech,
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and I was wondering if maybe
you would take a look at it
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and give me your opinion.
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Sure.
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Why not?
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Just remember,
it's only a rough draft.
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Ha ha!
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What? Is something funny?
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Yeah. Yeah.
You split your infinitive.
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Where?
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Several places here.
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You know, you do that
when you speak.
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I noticed that about you.
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Alex, what about the speech?
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I mean overall.
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It's not bad.
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It won't offend anybody.
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I want to do more
than not offend.
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I want to be inspiring.
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Did you think it was inspiring?
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I'd hate to be sending people
off to war with that.
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Well, how do I make it
more inspiring?
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Okay. All right, Rache.
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Uh, something...
Something like this...
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As we, the graduating seniors
here at Harding High,
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attempt to go...
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Uh, aren't you gonna
write this down?
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Well, I don't want you
to dictate a speech to me.
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I mean, I want
your general suggestions,
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but I want the heart of it
to be my own.
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Oh. Well, fine.
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Just, uh, go with
what you have there, then.
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Alex.
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Is, um, something wrong?
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Look, Rache,
what do you want from me?
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You're the valedictorian.
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You obviously have your own ideas
about what you want to say.
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Why are you even
involving me in this?
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Well, I was foolish enough
to think
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that maybe
you'd want to help me.
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If it were me, I would help you.
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If it were me,
I wouldn't need your help.
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Well, maybe I don't need
your help, either.
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You do if you're gonna go
with that speech.
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Alex, there is nothing wrong
with this speech!
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Okay, you're right, Rache.
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There's nothing wrong
with that speech.
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Why don't you go
with that speech?
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I'll just walk through
the audience and wake people up.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just looking at some
old baby pictures of Alex.
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Oh! There he is with his combination
slide rule/teething ring.
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Yeah.
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He was a beautiful baby.
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And tomorrow he's graduating.
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It all went so fast.
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Now, Elyse, don't go
misting up on me.
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We've still got two in the nest.
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I guess I should face up
to the fact that he's grown up,
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but did it have
to happen so quickly?
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I mean,
after high-school graduation,
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can marriage be far off?
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And then children
and... and grandchildren.
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Don't put me in a home.
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Don't say anything
until you see the place.
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Come on. Come on, Elyse.
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You're getting a little
carried away with this.
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I guess you're right.
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Oh, hey, look.
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I got the watch
back from the jeweler.
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It's working perfectly now.
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It'll be a wonderful
gift for Alex.
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Mm. I'll never forget the day
my father gave this to me.
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He... he... he came home from
that little dry-cleaning shop
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where he worked.
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00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,700
He put this in my hand,
and he said to me,
263
00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:07,400
"son, I want you to have this
for your graduation.
264
00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:10,000
One of my customers
left it in his pants."
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00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,730
He was all heart, my old man.
266
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,100
Hey.
267
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,200
Oh.
268
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,560
Ooh!
269
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,860
Ah.
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00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,660
What are you guys doing?
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00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:36,480
Uh... Listening to music.
272
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,550
I don't hear anything.
273
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,050
Well, of course not.
274
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,410
Uh, the music's in our heads.
275
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:56,210
Uh, mom, can I talk to dad,
uh, alone for a minute?
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00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:01,010
Sure, it's okay.
277
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:02,480
I'll leave you two alone.
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Thanks.
279
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,710
When you were a little boy,
280
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,910
you used to come to
both of us for help.
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00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:23,110
Uh, what is it, Alex?
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00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,880
Dad, I, uh...
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00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,310
I-I don't know
how to say this, but, uh...
284
00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:37,110
Well, this isn't easy for me.
285
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,080
But, uh...
286
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,510
I think the Cleveland Browns are
287
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:44,280
really gonna miss Brian Sipe
next year, don't you?
288
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,550
Uh... Yes, I do.
289
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:51,150
It was very sensitive of you
to keep that from your mother.
290
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,950
Well, I figured she's
a big Browns fan and everything.
291
00:13:57,380 --> 00:14:01,880
Dad, I really blew it
with Rachel yesterday.
292
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:04,450
You mentioned this
Brian sipe thing to her, too?
293
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,810
No.
294
00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:09,310
No. We had a big fight.
295
00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:12,280
This valedictorian thing
really threw me off.
296
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:15,210
I was a real jerk.
297
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,250
Why don't you apologize to her?
298
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,550
Dad, don't you see? That's
not gonna solve the problem.
299
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:22,810
This is going to change
our relationship forever.
300
00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:24,480
Well, why, Alex?
301
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,750
Don't you see?
It'll always be with us.
302
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,780
E-every time I kiss her,
she'll be thinking,
303
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:31,180
"why am I kissing
this nonvaledictorian?"
304
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,810
It's just not fair.
305
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:37,280
It's not right. It's a gyp.
306
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,350
A gyp?
307
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,850
That's right.
308
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,880
You know, Alex, uh,
when you were little boy
309
00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,110
and things didn't go your way,
310
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:48,810
you used to lie
on the floor and scream,
311
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:50,150
hold your breath and pout.
312
00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,410
Well, now you're an adult,
313
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,010
and you've got to accept
some things that you don't like.
314
00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:04,050
You know, if it...
If it had been anyone else,
315
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,480
I could have handled it.
316
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:08,350
Mark Blittman.
The Kowalik sisters.
317
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,550
But not Rachel.
318
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,010
My girlfriend.
319
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,980
I just can't feel comfortable
in a relationship
320
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:22,250
unless I'm number one.
321
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,880
It is not a competition, Alex.
322
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:28,150
It is a relationship.
Both partners are equal.
323
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:32,180
Dad, uh...
324
00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:34,610
I know you have to use
that feminist rhetoric
325
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,110
in front of mom...
326
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:44,080
But, uh, just between
you and me,
327
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,280
why don't you admit
that you are still the man,
328
00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,650
that you're number one?
329
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,750
I am the man,
but I'm not number one,
330
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:53,180
and neither is your mother.
331
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,380
You can be the man
332
00:15:54,410 --> 00:15:57,910
without feeling you're
superior to the woman.
333
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,931
I'd think you'd feel,
uh, happy for Rachel.
334
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,860
Why should I feel happy
to be in her shadow
335
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,860
when she makes
that speech tomorrow?
336
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,260
Because it's her shadow.
337
00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:18,400
You know, every year
when another class graduates,
338
00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:21,730
I feel like I lose
a little part of myself.
339
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,730
And I'm not referring
to my hair.
340
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,860
Commencement,
as you know, means...
341
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,660
Alex!
342
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,300
Alex! Alex! ...Beginning...
343
00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:34,730
Quiet down.
You're disrupting the ceremony.
344
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:35,700
Alex! Come here.
345
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,130
Harding High.
346
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,930
And so often
graduates return to tell me
347
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:45,360
how valuable they've found
their years at... Harding.
348
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,230
Mallory, I don't know if the
caps and gowns were a tip-off,
349
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,960
but there is a graduation
ceremony going on here.
350
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,860
Alex, I just saw Rachel
in the ladies' room.
351
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,300
She's really upset.
You should talk to her.
352
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,860
Wait a minute, he can't
go in the ladies' room.
353
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,930
She's not there anymore.
I think she went backstage.
354
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,700
She looked terrible.
355
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,800
She's probably nervous about her speech,
and that's all. Would you sit down?
356
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,030
I don't think "nervous"
quite describes it, mom.
357
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,760
She couldn't remember
the name of the school.
358
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,330
She kept saying, "I'm very proud"
359
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,400
to be valedictorian
of this here place."
360
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,360
Look, I tried to talk to her.
361
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,800
She wouldn't see me.
362
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,900
Maybe you should try again. Shh!
363
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:26,930
Sir?
364
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,460
Me?
365
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,630
Yes, yes.
366
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,830
Uh, is there something
367
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,030
you'd care to share
with the rest of us?
368
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,800
Uh, no. No. T-that's fine.
369
00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:41,230
Uh, thank...
Thank you for asking.
370
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,960
Well, in that case,
371
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,930
we'll proceed with
the, uh, awarding of diplomas,
372
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,530
followed by
the valedictory address
373
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,860
by Rachel Miller.
374
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,400
Alex, talk to her! Shh!
375
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,300
Betsy Afferton.
376
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,930
Amanda Agretti.
377
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,530
"And I think Franklin Roosevelt
378
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,760
expressed it best
when he said..."
379
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,000
Oh, I wish I'd worn
my other earrings.
380
00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:17,330
I think it was
Eleanor Roosevelt who said that.
381
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:19,660
Alex...
382
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,660
I told you I didn't
want to see you anymore.
383
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,330
Yeah, but I want to see you.
384
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,630
Look, we got to talk.
385
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:30,900
I-I feel terrible about
what happened the other day.
386
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:33,530
Alex, in five minutes
I have to do my speech,
387
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,430
and I don't have time to listen
to your rationalizations.
388
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,560
If you really felt this bad,
389
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,160
you would have called me
before this.
390
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,760
Well, I've been busy.
391
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,960
Doing what?
392
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,630
Moping. And whining.
393
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,860
And generally being
a real idiot.
394
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,960
You know, you'd be surprised
how much time that takes
395
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,500
if you want to do it right.
396
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,260
Alex, you hurt me.
397
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,730
When I needed you,
you really let me down.
398
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,960
I know, Rache.
399
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,700
When you were
selected valedictorian,
400
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:07,200
I-I lost sight of the things
that were most important.
401
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,400
Why does it bother you so much
402
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,060
that I'm valedictorian?
403
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,330
I would have thought
that you'd be happy for me.
404
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,900
I mean,
if we're gonna be a couple,
405
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,900
we should build each other up
406
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:20,630
and not compete at everything.
407
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,600
I would have been happy for you.
408
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,060
I know.
409
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,460
Ruth Drescher.
410
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,800
Why do you always
have to win at everything?
411
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:31,900
I have a little problem
in this area.
412
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,100
Alex, I don't want to
compete with you at everything.
413
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:38,830
Oh, come on, Rache,
we're not always competing.
414
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,900
We are.
415
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,300
Give me an example
of one other situation
416
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,930
where I have been
overly competitive with you.
417
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,330
When we went and played
miniature golf and I beat you.
418
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,660
I thought I handled that
very well.
419
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:51,230
Alex, you filed a formal protest
with the manager.
420
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,330
It wasn't a formal protest.
421
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,960
I simply asked him
to examine your clubs
422
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,560
to make sure
they were regulation.
423
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,500
Alex, I don't want
to have to feel guilty
424
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,400
for being chosen
valedictorian over you
425
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:07,060
or being a better golfer
than you.
426
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,600
You're absolutely right.
427
00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:09,760
Cheryl Juliet.
428
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,660
I wouldn't say you're
a better golfer than me.
429
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,360
You had one good game.
430
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,560
Alex.
431
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,900
I'm gonna work on this problem.
432
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,430
It's gonna get better.
433
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,060
I promise.
434
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,530
Warren Kane.
435
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,260
You'd better go out.
436
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,100
They're gonna call
your name soon.
437
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,430
No, Rache.
438
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,530
Uh, I refuse
to graduate high school
439
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,500
until we have
this matter settled.
440
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:35,960
Alex P. Keaton.
441
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,200
Keaton, Alex P.
442
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,500
Although I really would
like to graduate.
443
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,460
Go ahead, Alex.
444
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,200
You're not the dropout type.
445
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:57,200
Last call for Alex P. Keaton.
446
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,560
Thank you.
447
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,730
Marvin Kennedy.
448
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,000
Got it.
449
00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:16,800
Congratulations.
450
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:18,060
Thank you.
451
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,130
Oh, Alex, I don't
want to lose you
452
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,960
because I'm smarter than you.
453
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,960
You know,
I wouldn't say you're sm...
454
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,500
You're not gonna lose me.
455
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,500
You go out there
456
00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:49,460
and you give
the best valedictory speech
457
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,300
this school has ever heard.
458
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,730
And I think Franklin Roosevelt
expressed it best
459
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,730
when he said,
"this generation of Americans
460
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,600
has a rendezvous with destiny."
461
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,100
Once again, I thank
the faculty for this honor.
462
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:07,160
This will be a day
that I will remember always.
463
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,200
Thank you.
464
00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:16,460
Thank you, Rachel,
thank you very much.
465
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,160
And now I'd like to extend
a hearty congratulations
466
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,930
to the graduating class of 1984.
467
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,830
It's over, kids.
468
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,100
Finally over with.
Yeah, all right! Yay!
469
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:35,930
All right! All right!
470
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,600
Alex, your mother and I
would like you to have this.
471
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:44,700
Oh... Dad.
472
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,400
Good boy.
473
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,460
Good boy.
474
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,360
I'm so proud of you.
475
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,600
Oh, mom, look, you promised me
476
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,330
you wouldn't
go getting emotional on me.
477
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,130
I'm not emotional.
478
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,100
My little baby boy!
479
00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:02,560
We're, uh, we're proud of you
for holding it in.
480
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,630
Well, we did it, Alex.
We graduated.
481
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:07,630
We did.
482
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,360
You were great up there, Rachel.
483
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,530
Maybe you can give me
some pointers
484
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,460
for my vale... dic..tory speech
when I graduate.
485
00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:18,000
Just graduate, Mal.
486
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:20,060
That's all we ask.
487
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,630
Congratulations to both of you.
488
00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:24,000
Hey, now let's get a picture
of the two graduates.
489
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,730
Hell of a speech, Rache.
Very inspiring.
490
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,300
Thanks, Alex.
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