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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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"All campers must bring
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"one flashlight, four batteries,
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"one canteen, 200 candy bars,
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1,000 Oreos,
two pair of sneakers..."
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Something doesn't sound right
on that list.
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Oh, you're right.
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One pair of sneakers
would be plenty.
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No, it was before that...
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Something about
candy and cookies.
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See, Jen? You were greedy.
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I told you,
just go for the candy bars.
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Take my word for it, Jennifer.
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Camp Winnetka
will be so much fun,
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you won't have time
to think about candy bars.
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Hope you have a better
time than I did.
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I hated camp.
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What didn't you like about it?
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Well, the way the whole
thing was set up.
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I mean, girls on
one side of the lake,
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boys on the other.
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Thank god I'm a good swimmer.
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Aah.
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Hello, Skippy.
Hello, Mr. Keaton.
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Alex, I got to talk to you.
It's an emergency.
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What's wrong, Skip?
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That's just how
I get people's attention.
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Usually when Skippy Handelman
walks into a room,
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people tend to... walk away.
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Skippy, you're exaggerating.
That's not true.
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Come on, Jennifer,
let's go in the other room
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and study this camp list
of yours.
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Color TV? You're going to camp.
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You're supposed to be
roughing it.
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Okay, I'll just bring
the black-and-white.
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Skippy: Alex...
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I need to talk to you.
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What's wrong, Skip?
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I found out something
unbelievable about my parents.
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Come on, Skip.
All adults do that.
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It means they love each other.
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No, no, no.
That's not what I mean.
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What do you mean?
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I can't live with
the Handelmans anymore.
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Skippy, what are you
talking about?
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You are a Handelman.
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Yeah, that's what
I thought, too,
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until 3:00 this afternoon.
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Alex, here. Look at this.
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Skip, these are adoption papers.
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That's right.
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My real name isn't
Irwin Handelman.
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It's Baby Boy Doe.
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Where did you find these?
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In my mom's dre...
I mean, in, uh...
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Mrs. Handelman's dresser drawer.
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Wait a minute. Um...
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What were you doing
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going through
your mother's drawers?
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Oh, Alex, what difference
does it make?!
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She's not my real mom anyway!
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Adopted?
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Skip... Listen...
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Uh, here. You want to sit down?
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Here, get off your feet.
C-can I get you something?
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Alex, I'm adopted!
I'm not pregnant!
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This is big news.
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Yeah. You're telling me.
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My whole life has been a lie.
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I'm not who I thought I was.
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Nothing about me
is what I thought it was.
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I might not even
need these glasses.
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Alex... I'm...
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Where are you?
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Uh, Skip, you need 'em.
You need 'em.
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Alex, I don't even know
who I am.
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I don't know who my family is.
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I want to find
my real parents, Alex.
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I want to find my roots.
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I'm leaving for Africa
in the morning.
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I told you,
when we watched that on TV,
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those are his roots.
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That doesn't apply to everybody.
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Where are my roots, Alex?
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I don't know, Skip.
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We should've told him
a long time ago, Rose.
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Why don't we admit it?
We made a mistake.
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Harry, I'm too upset
to admit anything.
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We should've told Skippy
he was adopted long ago.
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Let's admit it, Harry.
We made a mistake.
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That's what I just said.
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Well, I agree with it, anyway.
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You know, Rose,
n-now that Skippy
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is aware of the situation,
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you should feel relieved...
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I mean, that
the pretending's over.
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Well, how can we feel relieved?
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We're so scared
about what might happen
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if he meets Elizabeth...
Uh, his natural mother.
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Exactly what are you afraid of?
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What do you think
might happen if they meet?
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Well, anything could happen...
Anything could happen, Steven.
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Skippy might like her
better than he likes us,
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or she might try to
get him to move in with her.
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You know,
once somebody's met Skippy,
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it's very hard for them
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to imagine living without him.
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You know, once, when he was 12,
I was gonna tell him.
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I was all poised to say,
"Skippy, you're adopted."
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But I lost my nerve.
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It came out, "Skippy,
you're a doctor."
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I had to let him
take my temperature.
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And now he wants to
meet that other woman.
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Why is it so important to him?
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What kind of a son
wants to meet his mother?
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Harry: So, what should we do?
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I mean, are we crazy
to be so upset?
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Should we let him meet her?
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Should we tell him
where she lives?
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It's difficult to know what to do
in these... It's a very personal...
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We're asking you for help.
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I mean, if you two
had some personal problems,
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what two people
would you call upon?
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Us, right?
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Huh.
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So, what should we do?
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Uh, maybe we should
tell him where she lives.
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I think it would mean
a lot to Skippy
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if you, uh, helped him find her.
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Elyse: Well, look, Rose.
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If... if Skippy doesn't meet
his natural mother now,
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he's always gonna
wonder about her.
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And I think it might
be good for him
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if he thought that you weren't
afraid for him to meet her.
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But we are.
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We're supposed to be
washing dishes, Mallory.
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What are you doing?
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I was just thinking.
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No, seriously.
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Alex!
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All right, all right.
What are you thinking about?
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I was thinking about Skippy.
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I know what you mean.
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I've been thinking
about him, too.
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He's really upset about this
adoption thing, isn't he?
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I think it's the way
he found out, you know?
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He's innocently going through
his mother's drawers,
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looking for money...
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And he finds adoption papers.
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You know, when I was little,
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I used to think I was
from another planet.
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Don't give up that thought, Mal.
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And one day, my space mom
would come down and find me
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and take me back there with her.
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Why don't you go up
on the roof and wait for her?
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I just got off the phone
with Mrs. Handelman.
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She's still really upset.
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Do you, uh...
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Do you think they're gonna
tell Skippy where his mom is?
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I don't know.
That's a hard thing to do.
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Mom, you're a mother.
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How could a mother just
give away her own baby?
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I can't answer that.
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I-I don't know
what the circumstances were.
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You just know
that has to have been
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a very difficult thing to do.
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I guess she just did
what she thought was best.
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When I have a baby,
I'm gonna keep it.
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Even if it turns out
to be an Alex.
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I kept him.
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Well, it wasn't easy, Jennifer,
but you are all packed.
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Great.
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Just think...
Tomorrow at this time,
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I'll be a full-fledged camper.
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Now, here are a few postcards.
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They're all stamped and dated.
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All you have to do
is send one to us every day.
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I can't write you a postcard
every day.
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Well, I-i know that.
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That's why I pre-wrote a few
for you.
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"Dear mom and dad,
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camp is fun,
but I miss you terribly."
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Now, all you have to do
is sign one every day.
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Well, why don't
I just sign them all now?
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That way I won't have to
take 'em to camp.
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Hi. Can I come in?
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You're always welcome
in this house. Come on.
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Why is everybody
being so nice to Skippy?
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Well, haven't you heard?
I'm adopted.
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Have a seat, Skip.
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I have the address
of my real mother.
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No kidding.
Where did you get it?
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From my fake mom.
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Skippy!
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I'm sorry, uh...
From Mrs. Handelman.
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She kept in touch
with my real mom's family
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over the years.
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Are you gonna make
contact with her?
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I'm gonna see her tomorrow.
She lives in Dayton.
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Are your parents
driving you over?
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No. No, I-i couldn't
ask 'em to do that.
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I'm gonna take a bus
first thing in the morning.
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Oh, Skip, listen.
You don't have to do that.
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I'll, uh, I'll drive you.
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Oh, Alex, that's great.
You're a real friend.
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If you ever get adopted,
I'll drive you to Dayton.
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Come on, Jennifer, let's go.
We don't want to miss that bus!
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Hey, hey, dad, dad, dad.
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Let me help you with that.
Oh, thanks, Alex.
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There you go.
Straight to the door.
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Don't try anything tricky, okay?
Good luck.
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Okay, now, don't forget,
and write every day.
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I will.
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Now, it may seem
like three weeks
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are a long time
to be away from home,
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honey... But you're gonna meet a
lot of wonderful new friends.
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Beep, beep.
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You're gonna have
a wonderful time,
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so don't you feel sad, okay?
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Coming through! Hot stuff!
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Let me tell you a little story
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about when I went away
to camp...
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Elyse! Oh. Sorry.
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Have a wonderful time!
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Bye-bye, Jen. Bye, Alex.
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Don't stand up in a canoe!
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Don't play with matches!
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My baby girl's gone!
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She's back!
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Hi, Skippy.
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Hello, Mrs. Keaton.
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Skippy, are you all right?
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Yeah.
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We adoptees,
we're made of stern stuff.
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Did you know Moses was adopted?
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Yeah. Art linkletter, too.
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Skippy, I know you're upset now,
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and I just want you
to know if there's, uh,
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anything I can do,
don't hesitate to ask.
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Mallory...
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There's nothing
that you could do
257
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,860
that could cheer me up.
258
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:51,060
Whoa. Skippy.
259
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,700
You really are upset.
260
00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:57,230
Alex, don't call me Skippy
anymore, all right?
261
00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,600
Okay... Irwin.
262
00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:01,930
No, no, no.
Call me by my given name...
263
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,830
Baby Boy Doe.
264
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:09,430
Okay.
265
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,860
Baby Boy Doe.
266
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,230
Why... why do you have
a suitcase, Skippy?
267
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,000
Aren't you coming home tonight?
268
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:18,960
Yeah. I've got some things
I want to show my mother.
269
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,100
We've got a lot of
catching up to do.
270
00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,230
Look at this.
271
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,600
My first pair of baby shoes.
272
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:29,730
The ones my mother
never got to buy for me.
273
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,100
My, you had...
274
00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:33,930
Very large baby feet.
275
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,480
They say that's
a sign of intelligence.
276
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,700
Well, at least they used to.
277
00:11:42,230 --> 00:11:43,400
Hello, Alex.
278
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:45,700
Is Baby Boy... Here?
279
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,030
I thought you might get hungry,
280
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:53,400
so I brought you
your favorite...
281
00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:57,160
Peanut butter
and carrot sandwiches.
282
00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,900
We just want you to know
283
00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:03,330
that we love you
with all our hearts.
284
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:09,900
I hope you find what you're
looking for in Dayton.
285
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:13,000
I hope you find Dayton.
286
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:24,200
It gets a little tricky
around the Wilson interchange.
287
00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:28,130
Thank you,
Mr. and Mrs. Handelman.
288
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,160
Alex, let's go.
289
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,330
4b. This is it.
290
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,460
Ah, Alex!
291
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,460
Aah!
292
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,100
It's my mom.
293
00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:46,260
I'll knock.
294
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,000
Oh, I'm scared. You knock.
295
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,100
Woman: Coming!
296
00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:00,460
You're gonna be fine, Skip.
297
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,030
Right. I'll be fine.
298
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,900
Irwin!
299
00:13:14,530 --> 00:13:16,930
Uh... No, no, no, no, no.
300
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,160
No. No, I-I'm not Irwin.
301
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,560
Irwin's right here.
Irwin... Skippy...
302
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:24,830
Um...
303
00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,060
Plant needs water.
304
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,500
Hello, Irwin.
305
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,630
Hello...
306
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,760
Ma'am.
307
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,860
Oh, don't be so formal.
Call me Elizabeth.
308
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,130
Hello, Elizabeth.
309
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,160
Uh...
310
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,900
This is my friend, Alex.
Alex Keaton.
311
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,860
Hi. Alex. Alex Keaton.
312
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:54,060
Oh. Nice to meet you, Alex.
Alex Keaton.
313
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,700
Alex drove me here today
because I-i don't drive yet.
314
00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:58,930
My birthday's not until...
315
00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,930
March.
316
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,600
Oh, that's right. I forgot...
317
00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:04,460
She was there.
318
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,130
Please, come inside.
319
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,560
Uh.
320
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,860
Skip, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna wait out here, okay?
321
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,860
Alex, I need...
Skippy... You'll be fine.
322
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,660
I'll be right here.
323
00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:28,700
It really is you
after all these years.
324
00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:31,300
Do I look the same?
325
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,700
Well, you're bigger...
326
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,830
And you've got more hair,
but otherwise, yeah,
327
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,530
you look the same.
328
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,360
Uh...
329
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,630
I-I don't recognize you.
330
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,330
Oh. Well, that's understandable.
331
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,600
Last time we saw each other,
332
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,760
you were only a few weeks old.
333
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,200
So, tell me all about it.
334
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:53,560
All the things we did together.
335
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,960
There's not much to tell.
336
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,030
Basically, you ate and slept
337
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,200
and went through
a lot of diapers.
338
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:04,730
Those were good times,
weren't they?
339
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,700
Well... Not completely good.
340
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,700
No, I wouldn't say
they were good times.
341
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,230
What do you mean?
342
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:14,160
That was a difficult
period of my life.
343
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,730
I was 18 and unmarried
344
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,300
and ostracized
by everybody I knew.
345
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:20,630
What about my father?
346
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,430
I bet he was a great guy, huh?
347
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:26,700
Well, he was... Young, too.
348
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:30,300
Did, uh, did he know about me?
349
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,330
Oh, he knew.
350
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,500
He... he wasn't interested.
351
00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,900
I see.
352
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,530
Hey, people are like that.
I understand.
353
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,900
So, uh...
354
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:44,030
What was his name?
355
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,460
Was he tall?
356
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,360
Did he ever play
a professional sport?
357
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,160
I-I really don't
want to talk about him.
358
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,460
I want to know.
359
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,400
He was my father.
360
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,800
He may be your father, but...
361
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,460
He was nothing to me.
362
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,700
Nothing?
363
00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,930
It was a mistake.
364
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,530
Then I was a mistake, too, huh?
365
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,860
Well, hey,
that's all in the past now.
366
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,700
We could start fresh.
367
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,760
You want to hear about,
uh, my hobbies
368
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,100
or my ambitions?
369
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,600
Would you like to
see my vaccination?
370
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:21,160
Oh. I don't think so.
371
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,030
Okay, uh...
372
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,100
Well, then, let's talk
about you, mom.
373
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,100
What do you do?
374
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:28,430
I'm a secretary.
375
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,500
See? That's amazing.
376
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,130
Typing's my best subject. Oh.
377
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,330
Ask me anything.
378
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,000
Or, uh, better yet,
379
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,630
why don't you bring out
your typewriter?
380
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,100
I don't have a typewriter here.
381
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,930
That's okay. Uh...
382
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,730
Next time I come,
I'll bring mine.
383
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,060
Oh, mom, this is gonna be great.
384
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,800
I can come by
once a week, and...
385
00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:49,000
And we can talk and type and...
386
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,100
Irwin...
387
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:55,200
I think it's best that you don't
come to visit me again.
388
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,360
Why not?
389
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,100
Irwin, you have parents.
390
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:03,960
I'm sure you're
very important to them.
391
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,730
I have m-my own life, too.
392
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,930
I can't become a mother,
just like that.
393
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,600
It's not that easy.
394
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:17,300
It would be very disruptive
for both of us.
395
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:20,330
You understand what I'm saying?
396
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:24,130
Yeah, I understand.
397
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,060
You don't want me.
398
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,100
Do you have any idea
399
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:33,060
how painful it is
seeing you again?
400
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,660
It took me 15 years
to get my life together again,
401
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:39,060
and you just want to
rip it apart again.
402
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,730
What do you want from me?
403
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,230
I want to know
how you could do it.
404
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,630
How could you?
405
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,630
How could you just give me away?
406
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:49,460
It was the hardest thing
I ever had to do.
407
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,700
But you still did it!
408
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:53,100
I wanted you to have
a good life!
409
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,460
I couldn't give it to you.
410
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,860
I wanted you to have
a real family,
411
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,260
nice house, and a dog.
412
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,330
You have a dog, erwin?
413
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:04,930
No.
414
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,430
But I have a sister.
415
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,460
Even better.
416
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,130
I'd rather have a dog.
417
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,460
Well...
418
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,400
I'll be getting
out of your way now.
419
00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,200
Irwin...
420
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,760
You may find this
hard to believe,
421
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,560
but I gave you away
because I loved you.
422
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,230
You were my baby boy.
423
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,360
You remembered my name.
424
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,130
So, Skippy, uh...
425
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,460
You want something to drink?
426
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,630
Uh, pretzels?
427
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,430
No. No, Alex. Thanks.
428
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,500
I'm too depressed to eat.
429
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:04,500
Hey, uh, why don't we toss
a softball around, huh?
430
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:05,760
How does that sound?
431
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,060
Dangerous.
432
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,800
In the state I'm in,
I'd probably miss the ball,
433
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:11,060
and it would hit me in the face.
434
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,630
Usually happens anyway, Skip.
435
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,930
Alex, I'm in a daze.
I'm stunned.
436
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,830
My mother rejected me... Again.
437
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,830
My mother never
would've acted that way.
438
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,630
That's just the point, Skip.
439
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,000
See, she wouldn't
have done that...
440
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,030
Because she is your mother.
441
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,660
She loves you.
442
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,530
Wait a minute. Which mother
are you talking about?
443
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,060
I'm talking about your mother...
444
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,800
N-not... Not the one from today,
445
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,800
but your other mother...
Your real mother.
446
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:43,100
The one from today
is my real mother.
447
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,900
Well, that's true, but I was
referring to the mother
448
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,530
that you thought
was your real mother
449
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,800
until a few days ago.
450
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,100
You mean my mother.
451
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,700
That's what I said, Skip,
your mother.
452
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,700
When you said my mother,
I thought you meant my mother,
453
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:57,760
as in, the one
who was my mother first.
454
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,230
No, no. I'm talking
about your other mother,
455
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:02,030
not the mother
who... who knew you first.
456
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,700
The mother that you knew first.
457
00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:05,560
Got it.
458
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,600
What about her?
459
00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:09,930
Look, Skip.
460
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,530
All... all I'm trying to say
to you is this.
461
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,500
Y-your mother...
Didn't reject you.
462
00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:20,860
The woman who gave birth
to you rejected you.
463
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,130
You mean my mother?
464
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,400
Let's not start
this again, Skip.
465
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,630
Look...
466
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,800
When you were 7 years old,
467
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,330
and you got your head
caught in the banister,
468
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,630
who got you loose?
469
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:37,900
My mom.
470
00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,660
Which mom?
471
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,730
The one that raised me...
472
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,530
Mrs. Handelman.
473
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,960
That's right.
474
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,830
And when you were 13 years old,
475
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:51,930
and you got your head
caught in the banister...
476
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,630
who got you loose?
477
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,730
That time it was my dad...
478
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,800
Mr. Handelman.
479
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,100
Skip...
480
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:09,030
If it wasn't for
those two people...
481
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:13,460
Your head would be stuck
in that banister right now.
482
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,560
That's true.
483
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,130
See...
484
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,160
The woman you met today
is your natural mother.
485
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,530
And... and there's
a guy out there
486
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,960
who is your natural father.
487
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,830
But they haven't been a part
of your life for 16 years.
488
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,260
They... they've had no role
in... in nurturing you,
489
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:37,460
in molding you,
in... in caring for you.
490
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,930
They, uh...
491
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,430
They created a baby...
492
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,560
But they had no part
in creating the human being
493
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,460
that's Irwin n. Handelman.
494
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,230
Oh, even so, Alex...
495
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,560
How would you feel
496
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,000
if you found out
that your mom and dad
497
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:53,300
aren't your natural parents?
498
00:21:53,330 --> 00:21:58,430
It would explain a lot of
inconsistencies in my family.
499
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,760
Look, what it gets
right down to, Skip, is...
500
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,030
The people who are
most important in your life
501
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,060
are the people who love you
502
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,560
and the people
who care about you.
503
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,260
And you got those people,
504
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,130
just as much as I do.
505
00:22:24,630 --> 00:22:26,360
You're home.
506
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,800
Yeah. Just got back.
507
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:30,030
Uh, we would've
been here sooner,
508
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:33,030
but we got stuck
at the Wilson interchange.
509
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,330
I was worried you might.
510
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,500
They ought to put
better signs up there.
511
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,200
Oh, how'd it go... Baby Boy?
512
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:44,460
Uh... You don't have to
call me that anymore.
513
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,230
Did you meet...
514
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,330
Her?
515
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,900
Yeah. I met her.
516
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:54,630
She was...
517
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,460
Pretty nice.
518
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,930
I see.
519
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,730
Alex met her, too.
520
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,330
Yeah. Yeah, she was,
um, she was nice.
521
00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:06,730
Well...
522
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,100
I'm... Glad
523
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,430
your real mother's nice.
524
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,360
You're my real mother.
525
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,060
Oh, mom.
526
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:18,130
Hey! What about me?
527
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,760
You're my real dad, dad!
528
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Let's go home
and have real dinner!
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Let's go home!
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I just said that.
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