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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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♪ how many times
can a man turn his head? ♪
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♪ pretending he just doesn't see
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♪ the answer my friend
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♪ is blowing in the wind,
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♪ the answer is blowing in the wind
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Beautiful.
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Oh, that was great, Elyse.
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You certainly haven't
lost your touch.
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Thank you.
I'm so rusty.
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I must have plucked
20 bad notes.
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Oh, come on, mom.
No, you didn't.
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I counted 23.
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I only counted 19.
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That's as high as you can count.
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Listening to you
really reminded me
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of the old days, Elyse.
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Makes me want to
go out and...
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boycott some lettuce.
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Did you know
she was a folk singer?
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I wasn't really
a folk singer, honey.
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Occasionally,
I picked up a guitar or two.
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Oh, don't be so modest, Elyse.
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Kids, when we were in college,
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your mother used to perform
every Thursday night.
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It was in a tiny, jam-packed,
smoke-filled coffee house
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two floors underground.
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The age of Darkness Cafe.
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Sounds like a fun place.
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I remember,
Wednesday was anarchist night.
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People in favor of violent
overthrow of the government
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got a free cocktail.
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Hey, you remember that time
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we came there after the rally...
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Don't get started.
We've got to go.
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She's got a point.
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You know, Elyse, you could have
made a career out of singing.
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Why didn't you ever
follow up on it?
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I had a family to raise,
another career to build.
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Singing was never more
than a hobby.
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Passing interest.
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Couldn't ever have
a decent following.
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Decent following?
Elyse, everybody, who heard you,
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thought you'd gotta be the next
Joan Baez or Judy Collins.
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You sing great, mom.
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I bet you could have been
the next Joan Collins.
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Judy Collins, honey,
and your dad's exaggerating.
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Oh, no, he isn't.
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You were really
something special, Elyse.
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The world may gained
an architect, but...
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lost a great singer.
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Maybe you could
have combined that two.
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You could've been
the singing architect.
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Ah, to watch
a great mind at work.
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You know, Elyse,
I just got an idea.
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Andy and I went to a noon
nightclub downtown
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called the Top Spot.
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They have comedians,
musicians, and singers.
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It's no Age of Darkness cafe,
but it was fun.
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Maybe we could all
go sometime.
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Oh, sounds good.
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- Good!
- Ahem.
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- All right.
- We've got to go.
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- The timekeeper.
- Thank you.
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Okay, bye.
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- Bye-bye.
- Good seeing you.
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- Bye.
- Good-bye.
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And you, baby, time for bed.
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Good night, mom. You were great.
Thank you.
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Dad, will you tuck me in, please?
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Oh, come on.
I'll tuck you in.
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I'm going to bed early, too.
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Alex is giving me
a driving lesson tomorrow.
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That's right. Tomorrow
we're gonna work on, uh...
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opening the car door.
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Alex, stop sneering.
I want to actually drive.
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Look, Mallory, you know, uh...
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you may be
carrying packages sometime.
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Did you ever think of that?
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Opening the car door
is not always easy.
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Alex!
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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It's a pleasure
to be here tonight.
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Ah, you're a beautiful audience.
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Hi, Mal.
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Hi.
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Hi, Mal.
How'd the driving lesson go?
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Great! I think
I'm a natural-born driver.
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Where's Alex?
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How'd the lesson go?
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I thought I'd never
see this house again.
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Oh, Alex, don't be
so melodramatic.
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Oh, don't worry, Mallory.
I don't blame you.
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It's not your fault.
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I just assumed that when you
saw a red sign marked "STOP,"
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you'd take it at face value.
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I told you,
I didn't see the sign.
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Well, yeah. How could you?
You were going in reverse.
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Oh, come on, Alex.
It couldn't have been that bad.
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It wasn't dad.
Alex just has no patience.
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He was yelling at me
the whole time.
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I wasn't yelling at you.
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I was yelling at a cop
to shoot at our tires.
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You're not being
very helpful, Alex.
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Your sister needs a patient,
tolerant teacher.
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Will you take me tomorrow, dad?
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Sure, Mallory. I'll be glad to.
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You might need this.
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What is that?
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Hi, honey. You're late.
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Where have you been?
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Oh, I'm glad you
asked that question.
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You going to answer?
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You're not going to
believe this,
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but on the way home
from work today,
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I stopped in at the Top Spot,
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and I have an audition
tomorrow afternoon!
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Hold down the enthusiasm a bit.
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Honey, honey, that's great.
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How are you going
to be a singer, mommy?
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Are you going to quit your job?
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hold the phone!
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Nobody's quitting
any jobs around here.
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These people
got kids to support.
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They got a boy
to put through college.
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I'm not quitting my job.
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It's just... I had such
a good time last night
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singing and reminiscing
about the past, that...
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I just was thinking
how nice it would be
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to perform again.
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In front of people?
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Well, that's the basic idea, Mal.
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Well, mom,
I think you're a great singer,
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but you're our mother.
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I try to keep
a low profile on that.
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I just thought, why not?
I mean, what have I got to lose?
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Your mother is very brave
to try something like this, kids.
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It's important
to pursue your dreams,
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no matter how great
the odds against you may be.
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Sort of like you trying to get
a driver's license.
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Now, Corky, don't you think
you talked enough?
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Why don't you try listening
for a change?
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Well, I'm certainly not gonna
listen to a dummy like you.
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Hey, Corky, I hear you
got a new girlfriend.
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Is that true?
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Oh, Dennis, she's the greatest.
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Her skin is so soft,
when I touched her,
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I only got three splinters.
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Okay, Dennis. You were great.
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Hey, what about me?
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Oh, you were crock!
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You guys crack me up.
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Pretty soon you're
gonna be able to kiss
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that dishwashing job good-bye.
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Well, we got it down.
But he washes, and I dry.
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Yeah, all right.
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All right. You're
the opening act.
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We do two shows a night,
$50 a week.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you, uncle Lou.
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Thank you, uncle Lou.
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I don't know, Steven.
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What if he doesn't like me?
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Of course he'll like you.
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He liked Dennis
and Corky, didn't he?
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Are you saying
I'm as bad as they are?
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Of course not.
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I never see your lips move.
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Excuse me, sir.
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I'm Steven Keaton.
This is my wife Elyse.
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She sings.
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What do you do?
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I, uh, manage a public
broadcasting station.
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Okay, Steven.
You'll follow the juggler.
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It's a joke. Come on!
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He's here for moral support.
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- I'm the one with the audition.
- Okay.
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Elyse Keaton, folk singer.
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We're ready for you.
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Uh, up there.
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- Good luck, honey.
- Thank you.
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There's a lot of suffering
in the world today.
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We tend to forget about people
who have less than we do.
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Who less fortunate than we are.
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We take things for granted.
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We don't realize
how lucky we are.
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Excuse me.
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Just why are you
telling me these things?
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Look, if I want to feel guilty,
I'll call my mother.
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I'm sorry.
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♪ to everything
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♪ turn, turn, turn
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♪ there is a season
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♪ turn, turn, turn
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♪ and a time for every purpose ♪
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♪ under heaven
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♪ a time to be born
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♪ a time to die
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- ♪ a time...
- That's enough.
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Why don't you come right
down here and we'll talk, okay?
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You were great, honey.
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Did you think so?
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Well, look at Lou.
He is visibly moved.
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So, how did I do?
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You definitely didn't stink.
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Oh!
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You really mean that?
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Welcome to show business.
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When do I start?
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Uh, start Saturday.
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Two shows a night, $25 a week.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute...
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You're paying Dennis
and Corky $50 a week.
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Of course.
There are two of them.
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Jeniffer, I just had my best
driving lesson ever.
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I'm really getting good at this.
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Maybe when you get your licence
you can take me to school in stuff.
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Sure! We'll be driving
all over town.
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I explained to you, officer.
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She got
the two pedals confused.
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Excuse me, dad.
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But I didn't get
the pedals confused.
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I got my feet confused.
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Mallory, let me
handle this, please.
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But dad...
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She violated almost every
traffic ordinance known to man.
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She made a few little mistakes.
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Hey, dad...
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What's this doing
in the front yard?
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Alex, put that back, please.
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Ah, Mallory's driving lesson.
Gotcha.
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I'll just put this
with the other stuff.
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Alex.
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Officer, please.
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If you come down
hard on her now,
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you'll destroy her confidence.
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I'll tell you what. Just this one
time, I'm gonna let her go.
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But, please,
keep her off the streets.
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She's really not a bad driver.
She has a lot of potential.
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So, dad, what time tomorrow
will we go driving?
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00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:29,325
Mallory...
You're my daughter,
260
00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:31,790
and I love you very much,
261
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:35,936
but I'm never getting into an
automobile with you again.
262
00:11:35,966 --> 00:11:37,200
Dad!
263
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,651
Hey, guys, I need your help here.
264
00:11:39,702 --> 00:11:41,930
Which one of these, do you think,
I should wear tonight?
265
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:45,154
I told you,
you got to go casual.
266
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,802
Couldn't you wear
something with a veil?
267
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,330
Mallory, why are you
so embarrassed about this?
268
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,988
Your mother's always
loved to sing,
269
00:11:52,018 --> 00:11:53,251
she misses doing it,
270
00:11:53,281 --> 00:11:55,160
and it's important for her
to try it now.
271
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,865
When Alison Weber's mom was
going through midlife crisis,
272
00:11:57,895 --> 00:11:59,450
she just went to law school.
273
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,394
When Nancy Hefner's mom
was feeling blue,
274
00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:04,430
she ran off
with a college sophomore.
275
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,817
Let her sing.
276
00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:10,074
I'm not going through
a midlife crisis.
277
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:14,154
I just want to do something
that I haven't done in years.
278
00:12:14,205 --> 00:12:15,760
Midlife crisis.
279
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,600
Classic. Classic.
280
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,730
Hey, have you, uh... Have you
chosen a stage name yet?
281
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,330
A stage name?
282
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,542
Yeah. Something...
with a little more pizzazz,
283
00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:26,900
Something other than Keaton.
284
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:30,000
I was thinking Elyse Lamour.
285
00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:34,060
Alex, she's a folk singer,
not a stripper.
286
00:12:34,897 --> 00:12:36,640
All right, all right.
How about, uh...
287
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:39,100
Ramblin' Elyse Lamour?
288
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,600
No, thanks, Alex.
289
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:43,354
Come on, Elyse,
you better get dressed.
290
00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:44,240
Well, honey.
291
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:46,400
I'm having trouble with
this land is your land.
292
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,760
Can you sing it now?
293
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,900
Well, I could sure
use the practice.
294
00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,560
Let's see.
295
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,730
♪ this land is your land ♪
296
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:01,260
♪ this land is my land
297
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,360
♪ from the redwood forest
298
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,030
Honey, I'm sorry.
California, right?
299
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:07,930
♪ California
300
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,030
Shoot.
301
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,142
Start again.
Pick it up a little.
302
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,400
♪ this land is your land
303
00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,760
♪ this land is my land
304
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,100
♪ from California
305
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,600
♪ to the New York Island
306
00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,830
♪ from the redwood forest
307
00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:27,400
♪ to the Gulf Stream waters ♪
308
00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:30,400
♪ this land was made
for you and me ♪
309
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,720
Everybody!
310
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,700
♪ as I was walking
311
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,100
♪ that ribbon of highway
312
00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:38,100
♪ I saw above me
313
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:45,417
Mom, maybe you should
play some modern songs.
314
00:13:45,447 --> 00:13:47,000
You know,
ones from this century.
315
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,837
Songs like "Beat It"
or "Murder by Numbers".
316
00:13:49,867 --> 00:13:51,930
Do-do, do-do. Da-da, da-da.
317
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,531
Ah, those old standards.
318
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,400
Amazingly enough,
Mallory may have a point.
319
00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,260
You should at least be ready
with one of those songs.
320
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,914
How does one go?
321
00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:04,860
♪ beat it, beat it
322
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,000
♪ beat it, beat it
323
00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:08,565
♪ no one likes to be defeated ♪
324
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,880
♪ show me what's funky
325
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,230
♪ show me what's right ♪
326
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,960
♪ it doesn't...
327
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,730
I liked it.
328
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,388
My father used to call me
by my biblical name...
329
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,660
I'll start with This Land,
330
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,500
then Blowing... No, no.
331
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:28,860
Blowing first...
332
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,988
Honey, just do it the way
you rehearsed it.
333
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,000
You'd be wonderful.
334
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,460
Count your blessings, knothead.
335
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,920
There are few ventriloquist acts
around these days.
336
00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:37,960
Yeah, you right. There are lot
of dummies out of work.
337
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,948
You could be next.
338
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,177
Hey, pal, you're
moving your lips.
339
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,630
I'll stop if you will.
340
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,574
Good night.
341
00:14:47,604 --> 00:14:49,900
Good night and don't forget.
Conserve firewood.
342
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:52,245
The log you save
may be my uncle.
343
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,580
Good night!
344
00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,952
Dennis McKay and Corky.
345
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,691
Let's hear it for them.
346
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:02,750
A little lady came
into our Wednesday audition
347
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,611
and really knocked us
for a loop and a half.
348
00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,805
So put your hands together.
349
00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:10,474
Let's have a warm
Top Spot welcome
350
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:13,430
for miss Elyse Keaton!
351
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,030
Come on up here.
352
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,760
My name is Elyse Keaton.
353
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,848
I'm a singer.
354
00:15:25,878 --> 00:15:28,088
Actually, I'm an architect,
355
00:15:28,118 --> 00:15:30,611
but I can't very well come up here
and draw pictures of houses
356
00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:31,851
for you, can I?
357
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:37,720
Um...
358
00:15:38,114 --> 00:15:41,330
I'd like to dedicate
this first set
359
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,674
to a man who changed
the course of my life...
360
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,394
A man named
Woody Guthrie.
361
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,200
♪ this land is your land
362
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,930
♪ this land is my land ♪
363
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,660
♪ from California
364
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,600
Oh, god.
Man, get real.
365
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:04,360
♪ from the redwood forest
366
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,130
♪ to the Gulf Stream waters ♪
367
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:12,662
License number XJ473,
please see Edmundo. Thank you.
368
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,850
♪ as I was walkin'
369
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,550
♪ that ribbon of highway
370
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:20,910
♪ this land was made
for you and me ♪
371
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:27,057
Uh, that song had
a lot of meaning for me,
372
00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:31,610
but, um...
I'm just one person.
373
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,030
Maybe we'll try something else.
374
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,765
♪ Kumbaya, my lord
375
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:49,960
♪ Kumbaya
376
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,530
♪ Kumbaya, my Lord
377
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,714
♪ Kumbaya
378
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:00,160
♪ Kumbaya, my Lord
379
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,200
♪ Kumbaya
380
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,600
Better keep your day job, lady.
381
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:12,211
♪ oh, Lord, Kumbaya
382
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,300
Check, check.
383
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,660
Maybe you'll like
this one better.
384
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,486
♪ beat it
385
00:17:26,516 --> 00:17:27,640
♪ beat it
386
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,030
♪ no one wants to be defeated ♪
387
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,060
whoo!
388
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,260
♪ show me...
389
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,200
Sorry.
390
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:43,860
Elyse, darling.
Come on. Please.
391
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,902
- Look, sit down. Please, relax.
- Take me home, please.
392
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:49,514
Honey, you're upset.
Come on.
393
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,566
I was horrible.
394
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:55,188
Isn't that funny?
I thought you were great.
395
00:17:55,222 --> 00:17:56,891
You sang beautifully, Elyse.
396
00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,040
Yeah. Really, mom.
397
00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,800
The crowd just wasn't
ready for you, mom.
398
00:17:59,851 --> 00:18:02,034
They were too conservative.
399
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,800
You're very kind,
but I wasn't any good.
400
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,800
I was rusty.
I should've rehearsed more.
401
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,283
I just didn't sing well,
that's all.
402
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:12,650
Mrs. Keaton...
403
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,840
I thought you
were wonderful myself.
404
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,325
Great vocal ability.
405
00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,023
It's your material, honey.
That's all.
406
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:20,542
Mind your own business, Corky.
407
00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:22,622
No. Let him speak.
408
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:28,040
Well, it's those songs
you're singing.
409
00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:30,660
It's not what everyone today
wants to hear.
410
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,628
They have too much meaning.
411
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,817
Sure, you and I
can relate to them,
412
00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:37,660
but what about guys
like Dennis here?
413
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,000
I gotta admit
I couldn't follow it.
414
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:43,605
But those are the songs
I want to sing.
415
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:46,560
Then sing for your own pleasure.
Forget the audience.
416
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,630
You believe in yourself,
they'll believe in you.
417
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:55,400
Corky makes
an excellent point, Elyse.
418
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:56,800
Thanks, Steve.
419
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,530
Let's have lunch.
420
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,330
Elyse.
421
00:19:08,377 --> 00:19:09,988
Oh, Steven.
Please, don't try and talk me
422
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,980
into going back out there.
423
00:19:12,045 --> 00:19:14,114
That was so horrible,
424
00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:16,660
so frightening.
425
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:19,428
I should never have done
it in the first place.
426
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,386
It all came back
with a rush, Elyse.
427
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,200
What did?
428
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:27,394
Sitting in clubs like this,
429
00:19:27,445 --> 00:19:29,380
watching you up there,
430
00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:31,380
listening to you sing.
431
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,171
Cheering you on,
hoping you'd sing another.
432
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,754
Loving your voice.
433
00:19:36,788 --> 00:19:39,394
Loving you.
434
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,100
I loved you so much
then, Steven.
435
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,560
I love you even more now,
436
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,700
but that... that's
separate from this.
437
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,330
I made a mistake.
438
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,530
I can't go home again.
439
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,777
I was such a jerk.
440
00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:59,100
I was out there trying to...
441
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,357
recapture something.
It's over.
442
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:03,460
I'm too old for this, you know?
443
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,693
It had its time, and so did I.
444
00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:09,500
I made such a fool
out of myself.
445
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,800
Look.
446
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:17,200
There's another
audience at 10:00.
447
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,862
They don't know what a
fool you made of yourself.
448
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:22,328
I for one promise
not to tell them.
449
00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:24,180
- Steven.
- Look, it's like Corky said.
450
00:20:24,217 --> 00:20:26,508
Go on out there
and do it for yourself,
451
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:28,100
for your own pleasure.
452
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:31,300
You can't go home again, Elyse.
453
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,125
You may not like what's
happened to the neighborhood,
454
00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,120
but you can't go home.
455
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,200
Do it, Elyse.
456
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,260
You won't be alone.
457
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:43,430
Your best friend
will be with you.
458
00:20:45,782 --> 00:20:48,148
As you can see,
he cannot see a thing,
459
00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:49,365
ladies and gentlemen.
460
00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:50,771
Not a thing.
461
00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:52,233
- Can you see anything?
- Nothing!
462
00:20:52,263 --> 00:20:54,051
How many fingers
am I holding up?
463
00:20:54,091 --> 00:20:55,500
Uh, two.
464
00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:58,030
The amazing Corky!
How does he do it?
465
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,680
Thank you, and good night.
466
00:20:59,737 --> 00:21:02,708
Dennis McKay and Corky.
Let's hear it for them.
467
00:21:03,748 --> 00:21:06,090
And now, I'd like
to introduce a little lady
468
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,085
who made her debut
here this evening.
469
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,597
And now she's again,
470
00:21:09,627 --> 00:21:14,091
for her second debut,
miss Elyse Keaton!
471
00:21:14,131 --> 00:21:15,900
- All right!
- Yay!
472
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:18,300
Yay! Yay, mom!
473
00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:23,630
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
474
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:29,148
I haven't stepped up on a stage
to sing in almost 20 years...
475
00:21:29,194 --> 00:21:30,800
In the sixties.
476
00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:33,160
Anyone out there
remember the sixties?
477
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,600
Yay!
478
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:39,100
We tried to ban the bomb
and beautify America,
479
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,560
and we sang songs.
480
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,628
Folk songs,
songs of social protest.
481
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,908
And I'm going to sing a few
of those for you tonight.
482
00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:50,500
And I want you to see
how it goes.
483
00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:52,914
I'd like to
dedicate this first set
484
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,680
to a man who changed
the course of my life...
485
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,017
A man named Steven Keaton.
486
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,730
♪ come gather 'round, people ♪
487
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,000
♪ wherever you roam
488
00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:09,360
♪ and admit
489
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,560
♪ that the waters
around you have grown ♪
490
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,460
♪ and accept that quite soon ♪
491
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,897
♪ you'll be drenched
to the bone ♪
492
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:22,508
♪ time to you is worth savin' ♪
493
00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:24,500
♪ you'd better start swimmin'
494
00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:26,491
♪ or you'll sink like a stone ♪
495
00:22:26,521 --> 00:22:28,250
♪ for the times
496
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:33,102
♪ they are a-changin'
497
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,843
♪ come writers and critics ♪
498
00:22:35,873 --> 00:22:38,891
♪ prophesize with your pen
499
00:22:38,954 --> 00:22:41,210
♪ and keep your eyes wide
500
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,211
♪ the chance won't come again ♪
501
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,460
♪ don't speak too soon
502
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,262
♪ the wheel's still in spin ♪
503
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,897
♪ and there's no tellin'
who that it's namin' ♪
504
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:55,100
♪ for the loser now
505
00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:57,217
♪ will later, too, win
506
00:22:57,268 --> 00:22:58,960
♪ for the times
507
00:22:59,017 --> 00:23:03,405
♪ they are a-changin'
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