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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Okay, Skip, take a look around.
What do you see?
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I see... the gym...
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A place where
I routinely hurt myself.
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The gym? Skip, the gym?
That's all you see?
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See, that's why I'm chairman
of the prom committee
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and you're
prom garbage captain.
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This isn't the gym?
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Well, yeah, today it's the gym.
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But in one week
it's gonna be transformed
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in-into a magnificent
Civil War plantation.
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It'll just, smell like a gym.
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Sounds great.
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It's gonna be great.
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Skip, we're gonna have a
magnolia grove back here.
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And, uh, this-this is gonna be
the Mason Dixon line!
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And, uh, back here,
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the girls' locker room,
you know what that's gonna be?
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Heaven?
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No, Skip, that's where we're
gonna put the Mansion.
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Come on, we've got a lot
of work to do.
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Can you, uh, start by getting
the trees?
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Right away, boss.
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Hi, Alex.
How's it going?
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Oh, Rachel, it's going great.
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You know, this is gonna be the
best prom in the school's history.
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Oh, great idea you had for the
theme "Gone with the Wind."
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Oh, well thank you!
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But, I liked your idea,
"Sunset on Wall Street."
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Yeah, I guess it was just too
romantic for this crowd.
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Everything's under control.
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So, Alex, do you have a d-a
tuxedo for the prom yet?
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Yeah sure.
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How about a date?
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Huh?
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Who... I mean, uh -
do you have a date yet?
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Well, uh, no.
No, not yet.
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As a matter of fact, I was planning
to ask, uh, Jocelyn Clark.
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Oh Jocelyn...
Jocelyn - she's nice.
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That-that's nice.
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Yeah, I know,
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but uh - have to admit
I'm a little nervous about it.
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Why, Alex - I think any girl would
be thrilled to go with you.
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Well, I know that.
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I know, but, Jocelyn's - Jocelyn
is just so - special - you know.
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I'm - uh, I'm merely
extraordinary.
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I don't know, sometimes
ex-extraordinary's enough.
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Thanks, Rach.
You know you're okay.
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Whoa - Rach - there she is.
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Jocelyn Clark.
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Excuse me for a minute.
Wish me luck, Rach.
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Good luck, Alex.
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Jocelyn.
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So, you're really
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gonna go with this dumb
"Gone with the Wind" theme, huh?
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Well, it uh, wasn't my idea, but,
uh, I'm just one guy, you know?
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Uh, Jocelyn, you know,
speaking of the prom,
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I w-I was wondering - uh - well
since - since I'm gonna be there
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and I assume
that you're gonna be there,
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uh, why don't we be there
together?
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What a cute idea!
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Thank you.
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But I can't.
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Brad Hamilton asked me
yesterday.
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Sorry, Alex.
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I guess, uh guess I just, asked
you too late, huh?
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No, I would have waited for Brad.
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Alex, I just want you to know
that I saw the entire thing,
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and if I were her I would have
said "yes."
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Let's hope it doesn't come to
that, Skip.
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Guess what, mom.
Today, Mrs. Anderson
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read my poem in front of the
whole class.
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Well, that's wonderful, honey.
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We'd love to hear it.
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Uh, speak for yourself, dad.
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Come on, Jennifer - let's hear it.
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"A Poem" by Jennifer Keaton.
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"We live in a shadow
of nuclear bomb.
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One day we're here -
the next we're gone."
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Uh, so how was your day, Alex?
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I think the poem pretty well
sums it up.
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I know why Alex is depressed.
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He asked Jocelyn Clark to the
prom today and she said "no."
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It's all over school.
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Who would believe it?
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President of the prom committee
and I can't get a date!
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I'd go with you, Alex, but I
already have a date.
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Who? Just kidding.
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Even the chaperones have dates.
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Don't look at me.
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To make matters worse,
Rachel Miller's
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on her way over here right now
to work on prom plans.
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How am I supposed to get my
heart into this now?
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Don't feel so bad, Alex.
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I'll bet a lot of unpopular guys
don't have dates.
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Ah, there she is now.
I'll get it.
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- Yo, Rach..
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi Rachel, good to see you.
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- Hi honey, how are ya.
- Hi, Rachel.
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We don't have much left to do.
But we have to pick the music.
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Now I brought some tapes here
of a few bands.
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We have "Bloody Awful", "Return
of the Dead" and "Liver Damage."
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Why don't we go upstairs and let
Rachel and Alex get some work done?
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Wow, this is great.
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I wish I had liver damage.
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It can be arranged.
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Come on, Alex,
let's listen to the tapes.
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Terrific, just what I'm in the
mood for.
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What's the matter?
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Jocelyn turned me down.
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I'm depressed. I'm saddened.
I'm crushed.
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I know. I heard.
I'm sorry.
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How could that happen?
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You know, we were so sure
she was gonna say "yes."
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You know, it's torture
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when you when you want something
so bad and you just can't have it.
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You know what I mean?
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Yes, I do.
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Ah, there I go, crying on your
shoulder again.
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Why do I always do that?
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No, it's okay, I don't - I don't mind.
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Oh, enough of this blubbering.
Let's listen to these tapes.
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The prom must go on.
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Okay. I think we have
some good stuff here.
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Hey, that's not bad.
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That's "Bloody Awful."
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Uh-h I kind of like it.
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That's the name of the group.
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I know. It was a joke.
I was joking.
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Oh-oh-h - that's - that's funny!
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Hey, do you want to see if this
stuff's danceable?
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Oh, no, I'm - I'm a really
bad dancer.
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Rach, trust me, so am I.
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Boy you weren't kidding.
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But that's okay, we dance badly
well together.
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Uh - you know, Rach,
this is kind of nice.
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I never thought of you as
someone that I could dance with.
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Sorry. Sorr...
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It's okay.
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You know, I just had
a crazy thought.
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Why don't why don't we go to
the prom together?
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You mean, you and me?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I-i would love to go!
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Great.
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You know, this is wonderful!
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Not only do I get to go
to the prom, now,
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but with you.
The nicest guy I know!
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Uh, maybe, uh maybe we could
stop dancing, now.
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This could get painful.
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I can stand it if you can.
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Sure.
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You asked Rachel to the prom?
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That's a brilliant idea!
Why didn't we think of it sooner?
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I don't know, Skip.
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You know, sometimes in life,
there are things
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that should be so clear to us,
yet, uh we're oblivious.
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Huh?
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Never mind, listen,
we've got a lot of work to do.
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I need you to climb up here
and hang this half moon.
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You've got it.
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Hey, Jocelyn.
How're you doing?
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Fine. Just fine.
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Everything is going great here.
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You know we're going to run
another magnolia grove
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right along there
by the bleachers.
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Oh, Alex!
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Okay, we're not locked into it.
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Jocelyn, what's wrong?
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Well, Brad and I, we had a fight.
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He broke our date for the prom.
What am I going to do, Alex?
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I don't know, Jocelyn.
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Oh, Alex!
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I'm so sorry that I said no to
you yesterday.
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I mean, you're much sweeter
and nicer than Brad is.
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I am?
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I mean, I do my best.
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I don't suppose...
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You don't suppose what?
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That you would
still want to take me.
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I think that we would have
a fabulous time together...
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You, me us.
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What do you think?
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I I-i think, I think you're right.
I - I'd love to go with you.
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But, Alex! You can't do that.
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Uh, excuse me.
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W-wait a minute,
what are you doing?
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Do you - do you mean it, Alex?
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I do... Of course...
I'd love to go with you.
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Forget about...
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Oh thank you so much, Alex.
You know, I hope...
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Alex - you're not rem...
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...you're not doing this just
because you're sorry for me.
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Oh, I'm not!
I'm not, Jocelyn!
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- What about the othe...
- Believe me, I'm not!
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- I think we're gonna have
a really good time. - Alex...
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This is incredible!
I can not believe this!
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I have waited for years to go
out with her!
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- Alex!
- Can you believe this?
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Aren't you forgetting about
something?
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What?
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Rachel? The girl you
asked out yesterday?
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Rachel!
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I forgot about Rachel!
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How do I get myself into
these things, Skip?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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Here she comes now, boss.
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This isn't going to be easy,
Skippy.
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Hi, Alex.
Hi, Skippy.
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Is he always this emotional?
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Listen, uh Rachel,
I have to talk to you.
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Oh, I have something,
you can keep that.
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Uh, what is it?
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It's a swatch of my prom dress.
I'm making it myself.
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I was so excited, I stayed up
all night sewing.
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Anyway, I thought
you'd want to know
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what color it is to match
the corsage.
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Yes-yes indeed I do.
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You know, I've been waiting for
the senior prom my whole life.
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I don't know - I - I didn't
think I was going to get to go,
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but, when you asked me, I'm just
so glad we're going together.
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So am I.
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anyway, I have to run.
I have a lot of sewing to do.
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Okay, bye.
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Alex I hate to be the one to
point this out to you, but, uh,
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you've got two dates to the prom.
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I'm aware of that, Skip.
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And if I calculate correctly -
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that's one date too many.
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No, Skip, that's one me too few.
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One man. One prom.
Two dates.
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Each date ignorant of the
other's existence.
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You know, we're gonna make
history, skip.
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We have an appointment
with destiny.
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00:12:15,970 --> 00:12:18,580
Well, cancel it, Alex.
I'm scared.
250
00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:19,650
Relax, Skip.
251
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,100
Okay, let's go over the plan
once more.
252
00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:25,000
Now, the north end of the gym is
now called...
253
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,510
Area "A".
254
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,510
Okay.
255
00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:32,130
At no point is Rachel to enter
area "A" - prior to 8:57.
256
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,290
Got it.
257
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,700
Okay, now - areas "B" and "D" are
free zones which means...
258
00:12:36,742 --> 00:12:38,856
Either girl may enter provided
the band provided the band
259
00:12:38,886 --> 00:12:40,720
is not on a break at the time.
260
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,080
Very good.
261
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,050
Okay, now remember
when I'm with Rachel,
262
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,380
I'm gonna be wearing
the blue boutonniere.
263
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,800
When I'm with Jocelyn -
the red one.
264
00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:54,550
Uh-h, Rachel, Jocelyn, red, blue.
265
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,320
- Got it.
- Okay.
266
00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:01,650
Now, there are emergency exits at
either end of the gymnasium.
267
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,890
The master switch box is behind
the blue wrestling mat.
268
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,420
This will allow you
to switch off the lights,
269
00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:10,230
lower the backboards, and
in case of an emergency,
270
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:16,550
open the floor over
the swimming pool.
271
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:20,380
Let's hope it doesn't
come to that.
272
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:24,610
If I'm ever in this situation
with uh two dates for a prom,
273
00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,580
will you do
the same thing for me?
274
00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:32,080
Skipper, let's cross that bridge
when we come to it.
275
00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:36,010
Mallory!
You'll never guess what Alex did!
276
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,750
Uh Skip, that's a secret.
277
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,150
What's a secret?
278
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:42,000
I'm sorry, but I swore
to Alex I wouldn't tell
279
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,490
and I'm not going to
violate that sacred oath.
280
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:45,780
Tell me, Skippy.
281
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:49,280
Alex has two dates for the prom.
282
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,410
Skippy!
283
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,480
I'm sorry, Alex,
but she broke me down!
284
00:13:53,510 --> 00:13:55,380
I'm only human!
285
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:56,810
What's going on here?
286
00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:59,600
Alex asked out both
Rachel and Jocelyn.
287
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,250
How could you have two dates?
288
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,850
Well, come on, Mallory.
289
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,800
Mom and dad have always
encouraged us
290
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:07,580
to go out with more
than one person.
291
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,410
Alex, you crazy?
You're not going to pull this off!
292
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,710
Sure we will.
293
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:16,910
Tonight, Alex and I have an
appointment with dentistry!
294
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,760
Destiny, Skip, destiny.
295
00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,520
Having fun?
296
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,280
Wonderful,
I'm so glad you asked me.
297
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,170
I'm glad you said yes.
298
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,010
Remember our prom?
299
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:44,010
Oh, like it was yesterday.
300
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:49,250
Oh I remember the band played uh,
"Our Day Will Come" and uh...
301
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,250
Wait a minute.
302
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,908
You know the way
kids dance today,
303
00:14:56,938 --> 00:15:00,440
they never stay
with their partners.
304
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,380
Well, I guess I'm glad
he's not a shy boy.
305
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:10,080
Boy, I'm exhausted.
Let's sit the rest of this dance out.
306
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,150
Oh, I'm sorry I tired you out.
307
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,050
Aw, Rachel, it wasn't you.
308
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,720
It was me, uh, over danced.
309
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:21,580
You know, this is wonderful.
It's so romantic.
310
00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:25,380
I-I feel like I'm in the old
South all this old glory.
311
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:29,350
Looks great.
We did a great job!
312
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:33,370
I can practically smell the
magnolias blossoming.
313
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,520
And the Mints Juliping.
314
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:43,400
Listen, uh, Rachel, have I told
you how good you look tonight?
315
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,540
No.
316
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,070
I'll be right back
and I'll tell you.
317
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:56,100
So Rachel, are you
having a good time?
318
00:15:56,130 --> 00:16:00,060
Great time!
Yup, he's quite a guy.
319
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,700
You don't know the half of it.
320
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,640
Well, I still think it's a dumb
theme for a prom.
321
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,230
Well, Jocelyn you just-you have
to use your imagination.
322
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,365
You know, picture - picture the
South in all it's glory
323
00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:16,160
uh, magnolias blossoming,
Mints Juliping.
324
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:21,260
Mints Juliping?
325
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,160
Hi, having fun?
326
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:27,100
Uh, yeah mom and dad.
Uh, this is Jocelyn, my uh...
327
00:16:27,130 --> 00:16:29,090
- Date.
- Yeah.
328
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,370
Prom chairman!
329
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,630
Attention!
330
00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:36,760
Prom chairman, please report
to area "A", uh the bandstand.
331
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,030
Please report to the bandstand.
332
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:42,540
Excuse me.
333
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:45,700
Skippy, that was a serious
breach of protocol.
334
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:48,160
Alex, I'm sorry, but Rachel
started asking questions.
335
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,030
She wanted to know why you were
spending so much time with Jocelyn.
336
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,260
Oh, no, what did you tell her?
337
00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:55,630
That you were
tutoring her in math.
338
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,810
Good thinking, Skip.
339
00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:00,640
Look out, Rachel at 4 o'clock.
340
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,280
Hi.
341
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,160
Hi, Alex.
I requested our song.
342
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,130
Aw, that's "Bloody Awful."
343
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,830
No, I like it!
344
00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,130
That was a joke.
345
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,280
I know.
346
00:17:16,630 --> 00:17:20,300
I'm glad all our
hard work paid off.
347
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:24,130
This is gonna be an evening
I'll never forget.
348
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,140
Me neither.
349
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,930
Alex, I've got to talk to you.
350
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,640
Not now, Skippy.
351
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:31,700
It's important.
352
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:32,740
Look, can't it wait?
353
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:36,300
No. I'm sorry, Rachel.
Official prom business.
354
00:17:38,388 --> 00:17:41,130
You-you're really jeopardizing
the plan here.
355
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,580
You're supposed to
be with Jocelyn.
356
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:44,430
I'm having a good time with
Rachel, over here.
357
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:49,210
Alex! This is the prom!
It's no time to enjoy yourself!
358
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,335
Go over to Jocelyn, stall her.
359
00:17:51,365 --> 00:17:57,330
She has been giving me the eye.
Maybe she's taken with me.
360
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:03,570
Excuse me Jocelyn,
would you like to dance?
361
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,300
With you?
362
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:08,020
Don't be silly.
We'll find you somebody else.
363
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,290
You having a good time, Rachel?
364
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,500
Yeah, a great time.
Alex is quite a date.
365
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,680
Th-that seems to be
the consensus.
366
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,960
May I have your attention
please?
367
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,960
I'd like to thank all of you for
coming tonight.
368
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,630
You've been a great class, and
it's going to be sad to see you go.
369
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:38,360
And if you believe that, I've got some
old textbooks I'd like to sell you.
370
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:42,190
But seriously, aside from
thanking all of you,
371
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,660
I think we should all thank one of you...
372
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,925
The chairman of the prom committee.
373
00:18:46,955 --> 00:18:51,570
The man who made, uh,
"Sunset at Tara" a reality...
374
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,620
Alex P. Keaton!
375
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,200
Uh, thank-thank you, everybody.
Thank you very much.
376
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:06,410
And now, Alex, I think it's only
appropriate that you and your date
377
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:12,130
begin what will be the last dance
of the 1984 prom.
378
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,330
Care to dance?
379
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:57,470
See, it began simply enough.
380
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,280
I asked you, Jocelyn,
to the prom, because...
381
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,847
uh, well, I've always
adored you from afar,
382
00:20:04,877 --> 00:20:07,090
and you've always ignored me.
383
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,140
I knew what I was doing.
384
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:14,290
Then, I asked Rachel.
And she said "yes."
385
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,730
And then you asked me
and I said "yes."
386
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:21,440
Look, we're all familiar with the
classic one boy, one girl date.
387
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:26,340
This is a... this is just a simple
variation.
388
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,600
I don't want to sit here and
listen to any more of this.
389
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:33,120
You did a horrible thing, Alex,
and that's all there is to it.
390
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,690
I'm sorry, Jocelyn.
391
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,830
Guess you feel
the same way, huh?
392
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,380
Alex, I wish you'd never invited
me to this prom.
393
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:57,410
If you preferred Jocelyn to me
you should have just told me.
394
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:59,480
I don't prefer her to you,
Rachel.
395
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:02,760
Then why did you take her to the
prom when we already had a date?
396
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:06,170
I thought that I
preferred her to you.
397
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,914
You know, I-i thought
she was everything
398
00:21:07,944 --> 00:21:09,860
that I ever wanted
in a prom date.
399
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:13,540
Oh, that makes me feel great.
400
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:18,300
But, I've got to tell you, Rachel,
it didn't turn out that way.
401
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:22,700
You know, through all the madness
and the deception,
402
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:25,952
and the running around
from girl to girl,
403
00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:28,891
one thought kept
recurring in my mind.
404
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:33,530
You wished you'd worn
roller skates?
405
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,640
That too.
406
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:42,830
No, it became more and more
clear to me that, uh,
407
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:47,390
it was you, not Jocelyn that I
wanted to be with.
408
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,410
And why should I believe that?
409
00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:53,230
You're right.
410
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:57,360
There is absolutely no good
reason for you to believe that.
411
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:03,360
I admit, my uh, my credibility is
a bit suspect right now.
412
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,910
Take off one of the carnations,
and maybe I'll listen.
413
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:12,820
Uh - which one was yours?
414
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:15,360
Alex.
415
00:22:15,422 --> 00:22:18,840
Look Rachel, uh what's important
here is not the flowers,
416
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,260
it-it's that we like
each other a lot.
417
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:25,460
And we shouldn't let that slip away
just because I did one stupid thing.
418
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,360
Alex, I do like you,
419
00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:31,110
but I'm mad at you and I'm more mad at
myself for not being more mad at you.
420
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:35,500
Yeah, but not as mad as I am at myself for
doing what I did to make you mad at me!
421
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:38,260
And you.
422
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,530
Alex!
423
00:22:39,577 --> 00:22:41,878
This is my senior prom!
424
00:22:41,908 --> 00:22:45,360
I wanted this to be really special!
425
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,310
It's just not the way I
envisioned it.
426
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:56,680
Rachel, uh look on the bright side,
you're never gonna forget it.
427
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,720
Thanks a lot.
428
00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:04,140
The blue one's mine.
429
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:11,930
I'm sorry I did this to you
tonight Rachel.
430
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:16,200
You know, if I had only realized
sooner how m-how much I like you,
431
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,730
this never would have happened.
432
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,120
Can you forgive me?
433
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:25,600
Well, it-it's gonna take some time.
434
00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:28,000
I can wait.
435
00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:33,460
Come on, let's go home.
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