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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la.
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Mallory:
What shall we do today, Steven?
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Jennifer: I've got it, Elyse.
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Let's have Mallory and Jennifer
clean this house top to bottom.
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I love you when you're strict.
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Kiss me, you hunk!
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I'll get it!
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Hi, folks. Enjoying the show?
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An unforgettable evening
in the theater.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is the Keatons'.
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Oh, just one moment, please.
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Alex, it's Deena Marx!
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Alex: I got it! Thank you!
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Hang up.
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It's Deena Marx.
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I don't care
if it's Karl Marx. Hang up.
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No, w-wait a minute, Elyse.
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If it's Karl Marx,
I'd like a word with him.
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Hang up.
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Who's Deena Marx?
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She's one of the most
popular girls in school.
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She's smart. She's pretty.
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A lot more important
than Karl Marx, whoever he is.
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If she has all that
going for her,
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what could she possibly want
with Alex?
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And she was just named leader
for the senior caucus
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for passage
of the Equal Rights Amendment.
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Maybe she wants him
for target practice.
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Alex, what'd Deena Marx want?
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Whoa, wait a minute, Mallory.
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Uh, the telephone is
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an instrument
of private communication.
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See, that's why the receiver's
only big enough for one ear.
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Then why'd they make extensions?
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As usual,
you're too sharp for me.
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Well, if you must know, Mallory,
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she's co-editor
of the school yearbook with me.
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She's coming over
in a few minutes.
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You happy?
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I know you're
not telling me everything, Alex.
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Uh, mom,
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do you know where
your "E.R.A. Yes" button is?
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I'd like to borrow it.
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Sure, it's upstairs in my...
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Wait a minute. Since when
did you support the E.R.A.?
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Since he got interested
in Deena Marx.
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No, no, wait a minute.
That is not true.
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Look, I have always been
a supporter of the E.R.A.
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Equal rights are as important
for men as they are for women.
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We men will not be free
until women are equal.
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Ah, I had you going
for a minute, didn't I?
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No, seriously, mom, come on.
Can I have the button?
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No!
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I'm not gonna give it to you
so you can deceive some girl.
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Oh, why not? We're family.
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Dad. Dad, can I, uh,
borrow yours?
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Forget it, Alex.
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What you're doing
is unprincipled.
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Besides,
your mother would kill me.
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All right. Okay.
Hey, fine, fine.
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I'll just... I'll just make do
with these pamphlets.
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Let's see here.
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"Sexual discrimination
will not be tolerated."
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No. "Sexual discrimination
will not be tolerated."
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Sexual discrimination
will not be tolerated.
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Doesn't just roll off
your tongue, does it, Alex?
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"Bring women into the mainstream
of American society
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in a truly equal...
partnership with men."
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This isn't gonna be easy.
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Okay, how 'bout this?
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For the dedication
in the front of the book,
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a full-page photo
of Mrs. Buchanan,
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and in the lower corner,
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"in dedication...
Emma Buchanan.
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What a teacher. What a woman."
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What a body.
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Alex.
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W-what I mean is,
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what a body of knowledge...
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This woman has imparted to us
over the years.
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That's not what you meant.
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She does have a great body,
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but I don't think
we should put that
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under her picture
in the yearbook.
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For one thing, it has
a slightly sexist ring.
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Well, hey, no ring intended.
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You know, sexism...
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Sexual discrimination
of any kind...
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Is entirely intolerable to me.
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The mere thought of it
makes me wince.
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Really?
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Well, yes, yes.
Don't you feel that way?
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Well, yeah, I do.
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I just didn't think you did...
That's all.
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Well, I'm... I'm glad you feel
the same way I do
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because, frankly,
it would be very hard
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to work with someone who didn't.
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Yeah, but I've always
thought of you
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as kind of... well,
conservative and preppy.
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Preppy?
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Me?
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I... no, no.
I just came in from a wedding.
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Okay, let me get this straight.
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You are pro-E.R.A.?
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Deena, you say E.R.A.
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I say y-e-s.
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Would you, uh...
Would you care for a cup of tea?
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I'd love one.
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Uh, listen, just, uh...
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Just sit yourself down.
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Uh, you know,
you're gonna love this tea.
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I-it was grown, picked,
and brewed entirely by women.
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You know, Alex,
everything we talk about
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does not have to involve women.
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I-I do have other interests.
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I don't.
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Well, but I'm, uh...
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I'm willing to learn.
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Hey, you know,
this is really fun.
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Working with you
isn't nearly as dull
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as I thought it would be.
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Well, thank you.
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I think.
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Yeah, and it's
really surprising.
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What? What is?
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Well, all these years in school,
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I've never had the least bit
of interest in you.
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That doesn't seem possible.
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Why?
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Oh, little things, I guess...
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Like the Young Republicans Club.
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Pfft, that.
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Oh, Deena, Deena,
Deena, Deena, Deena.
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See, I-i am something
of a dabbler.
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I'm... I'm a seeker
of new experiences.
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I-I'm like a young sapling
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whose roots are young
and thirsty.
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Yeah, see, this is what
I thought it would be like.
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You know, Deena,
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it... it's good that we can
laugh in these troubled times...
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When... when women are
so ruthlessly oppressed
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by this sexist society.
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Oh, hi. Uh...
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Like some tea?
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No, thank y...
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Nice, uh... apron, son.
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Wow, thanks, dad.
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I hope you don't mind me
borrowing it.
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I, uh...
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I got quiche on mine.
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Steven: No.
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No, no, not at all.
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Uh, when you're done, uh...
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hang it next to my jello molds.
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Yeah, I will, dad.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I'm just wearing it
to, uh, make some tea,
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and then I'm gonna clean up.
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A woman's work is never done.
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A person's work, mom.
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Thank you for raising
my consciousness, Alex.
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How's the yearbook coming along?
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At the rate we're going,
we should have it out
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by the time we're
sophomores in college.
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Elyse and I were co-editors
of the yearbook in high school.
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It was really terrific.
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We had some
great times together.
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That's how we met.
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No, it wasn't.
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I-I wasn't on the yearbook staff
in high school.
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Oh, uh... t-that...
No, that... that's right.
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I was thinking of, uh...
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Right, it...
I-it's not important.
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Steven? Mr. Editor?
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They're a fun couple,
aren't they?
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Equally fun.
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You know, Deena,
I-i was wondering, uh...
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W-would you like to go
out with me Saturday night?
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I can't.
I'm hosting an E.R.A. debate
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at the community center.
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Oh...
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What a coincidence!
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You know, that is where
I was gonna take you.
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Hey, great.
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We can go together.
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Great! Uh.
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I'll pick you up at 7:00.
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Or you could pick me up at 7:00.
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Or we could meet halfway...
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at, uh, 3:30.
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Man: This evening we are pleased
to present a dialogue
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between two women,
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both presidents
of women's groups
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who often approach
the same problem, shall we say,
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from different directions.
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Will you help me welcome
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Sharon Fletcher
and Dorothy Canell?
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Now, let's get right to it,
shall we?
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Mrs. Fletcher,
tell us, if you would,
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what bothers you most
about passage of the E.R.A.
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Well, simply stated, I believe
that passage of the E.R.A.
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would take away rights
that American women already have
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under the Fourteenth Amendment
to the Constitution.
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Man: Ms. Canell,
how do you respond?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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if the Equal Rights Amendment
is not ratified,
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a whole generation of American
girls will grow up unequal,
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limited in their options,
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penalized for being born female.
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Yeah! Yeah.
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Dorothy:
The E.R.A. is many things,
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but basically
it's a bread-and-butter issue.
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Women with college degrees
are paid less
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than men who haven't finished
high school.
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Let's keep it that way!
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This... this must stop.
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Your behavior
is unacceptable, sir.
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Homemakers' labor
is not recognized
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as having economic value.
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Oh, get back
in the kitchen, lady...
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That's where you belong.
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Alex: Hey, hey, hey.
Come on. Come on.
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Let this woman speak.
Show some common...
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What are you doing?
Look, let her speak.
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The First Amendment of the
Constitution clearly states,
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and I quote...
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You swine.
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Stop the E.R.A.!
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Stop the E.R.A.!
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All: * oh, deep in our hearts
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♪ we do believe
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♪ we shall not be moved today
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That's right... sing it.
It's important.
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Are you okay?
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No, not really.
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Look, Deena, I-i cannot go on
with this any longer.
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I-I-I'm not really...
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Alex, that was a very
courageous thing you did...
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Coming to Dorothy's defense
like that.
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Well, th-thanks,
but, uh, listen,
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a-about this
whole E.R.A. business,
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this... this... this button,
this... this shirt.
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- It's not...
- Is that a scratch on your ear?
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Yeah. It's nothing.
260
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Oh, those animals!
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Alex, I don't think I've ever
been as attracted to anybody
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as I am to you right now.
263
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So, what is it
you wanted to tell me?
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Don't remember.
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I think it was
a trivia question.
266
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Isn't this romantic?
267
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The two of us
in prison together.
268
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Alex, I want to thank you
for coming to my defense.
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I'm proud of you.
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I'm very impressed with
your passion for the movement.
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Well, uh, Dorothy, it was
a privilege to come to your aid.
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I-I regret I have but one ear
to give to the cause.
273
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Alex, when you talk like that,
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I can barely keep
my hands off you.
275
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But, uh... but those
are just idle words.
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There is a job to be done here.
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Yes, there is! Right on!
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You know, and not only by us
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but by women everywhere.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
281
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How long must we wait?
282
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How long are we expected
to accept these indignities?
283
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How long, Lord?
284
00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:34,460
You know, I-i feel the way
president Kennedy must have felt
285
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that day at the Berlin Wall,
286
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when he said,
"today I am a berliner."
287
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Well, today, in this hour,
I say to you,
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"I am a woman!"
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I'd hate to be taken
out of context, though.
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Here.
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Is that better?
292
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Oh, yeah.
293
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That's, uh...
That's much better.
294
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Alex?!
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Alex!
296
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Are you all right?
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Life's been rough, mom.
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Come on, a-Alex. We've...
We've paid your bail.
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No.
300
00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:30,000
No, uh, dad, uh...
301
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I will not leave here...
302
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:37,200
until the last of my sisters
passes through these bars.
303
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Uh, women, my parents,
Steven and Elyse Keaton.
304
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All right! Whoo!
305
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:46,800
Bravo! Good for you!
306
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Bravo! Bravo!
307
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Bravo!
308
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Bravo!
309
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:55,800
Mallory: So, tell me, Alex,
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how long have you been
a supporter of women's rights?
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Jennifer: Virtually since birth.
312
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Now, how is that possible?
313
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,930
Good question...
coming from a girl.
314
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Alex, leave them alone.
They're just playing.
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Dad, I will not be ridiculed
in my own home...
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by puppets.
317
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,300
That's what's wrong
with you feminists.
318
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You have no sense of humor.
319
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Mom, I am not a feminist.
320
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,000
I am simply posing as a feminist
321
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,400
out of respect
for the girl I care about.
322
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,860
Yeah, I-i hope
she appreciates it.
323
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,400
Look, why is everybody
picking on me?
324
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,960
Look, last night I defended
a woman's right to speak.
325
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,500
Now, I-is that bad?
326
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,730
Of course not. We're
very proud of you for that.
327
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And I spent a night in jail
for a cause...
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I don't even believe in.
329
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Does that make me a bad person?
330
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,440
Alex, that's not
what we're talking about.
331
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,530
You're misleading Deena.
332
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,760
You have a relationship
based on lies.
333
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,000
Dad, that's not true.
We're past the lies.
334
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,130
We're into the good stuff now.
335
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,660
Look, uh, do you think
I'm happy doing this?
336
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,100
I'm not.
337
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:16,230
You know, I-it started out
as a few innocent little lies.
338
00:16:16,260 --> 00:16:17,830
I wouldn't even
call them "lies."
339
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:20,060
They were...
They were lie-ettes.
340
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,060
And it just snowballed.
341
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,660
I mean, what can I do now?
342
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,730
Deena believes very deeply
in this cause, Alex.
343
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,460
Your attitude
towards it is, uh...
344
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,960
Well, it's really
insulting to her.
345
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,730
Now, if you care at all
about Deena,
346
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,000
you should tell her
the truth now.
347
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,160
Hello.
348
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,830
Oh, hi, Deena.
349
00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:50,230
Yeah, listen, I-I'm glad
you called
350
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,800
because I-i have something
to tell you.
351
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,430
What's that?
352
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,000
Really?
353
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,230
No kidding.
354
00:16:57,260 --> 00:17:01,030
That... that is
really flattering, but...
355
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,230
Wow.
356
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,930
Oh, wow! Oh, that is great.
357
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,200
Oh... all right. Okay, Deena.
358
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,130
All right. Okay, bye-bye.
359
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,130
Huh!
360
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,400
So, did you tell her?
361
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,430
Congratulate me.
362
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,760
I am now the leader
363
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,230
of the Ohio youth movement
for passage of the E.R.A.
364
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:26,030
We got a rally this Saturday.
365
00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,160
Well, you're not gonna go,
are you?
366
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,560
Well, mom, I have to go.
367
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,160
I'm the keynote speaker.
368
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:39,630
This is indeed
a very special evening for me.
369
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,760
You see, I've always said that
the Equal Rights Amendment
370
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,060
is not a women's issue,
it's a people's issue.
371
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,860
And that thought was
strongly reinforced for me
372
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:52,060
the other night in
of all places, our city jail.
373
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,160
During our E.R.A. debate here
last Saturday night,
374
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,530
I was shouted down.
375
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,100
But during the ruckus,
a young man leapt to my defense
376
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,300
and demanded that I be heard.
377
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,430
Only later, in jail,
378
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:10,500
did I get a full sense
of his commitment to E.R.A.
379
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:14,430
He so fully shares
our frustrations
380
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,830
and our concerns
381
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:20,000
that he was able to say,
in the most heartfelt manner,
382
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:24,660
"today, in this cell,
I am a woman."
383
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:34,230
Alex Keaton
said he was a woman...
384
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:37,660
and my spirit soared.
385
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,560
His courage, his valor,
386
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:44,360
his integrity,
his truthfulness...
387
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,300
are beyond measure.
388
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,330
He boycotted, or, as he put it...
Are you all right?
389
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,000
Person-cotted...
No.
390
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:54,630
I have to talk to you.
So girls could play, too.
391
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,500
Women's rights...
I lied to you.
392
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:57,630
What?
393
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,100
I lied. I lied. It's all lies.
394
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:02,300
I'm not...
I'm not pro-E.R.A.
395
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:05,200
See, I-i just made-believe
I-i was
396
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,960
so you'd be interested in me.
397
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,360
A man for all seasons...
398
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,560
May I introduce the next
Ohio youth leader of the E.R.A.,
399
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600
Alex Keaton?
400
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:24,400
I'm, uh... I'm not, uh...
401
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,130
Worthy of your applause.
402
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,630
No. No, look, uh...
403
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,600
It's... it's time
that you heard the truth.
404
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,430
See, I defended Dorothy Canell's
right to be heard,
405
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:36,760
and... and I believe in that.
406
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,160
Yes! Yes! Yes!
407
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,800
No, please. See, um...
408
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:44,830
My... my reasons for doing it
a-are not what you think.
409
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,560
I did it for a girl.
410
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,660
All right!
411
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,700
Cut it out. Cut it out.
412
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,730
See, um... I'm... I'm trying
to apologize here.
413
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,700
See, I, uh...
414
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,100
I-I made-believe
I was something I'm not
415
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,760
so, uh... so this girl
would be interested in me.
416
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,130
It seemed harmless enough
at the time...
417
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,930
But, uh...
418
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,260
The truth is, I-i-I'm not
in favor of the E.R.A.
419
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,030
I-I'm sorry, Deena.
420
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,100
Uh, and I apologize to you,
Dorothy...
421
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,430
to my family...
422
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,460
And to all of you.
423
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,000
See, I can't accept this honor
424
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:30,730
because I-i believe that
the leader of a movement...
425
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,630
Has to, uh, believe
in the movement,
426
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,800
and I honestly don't.
427
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:42,260
I-I have managed
to gain some new understanding
428
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,100
of the need for E.R.A.
429
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:48,500
A-and it comes from seeing
intelligent, courageous people
430
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,160
who want it as badly as you do.
431
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,500
I'm not voting for it...
432
00:20:54,530 --> 00:20:58,900
But, uh, I am closer to it
than ever before.
433
00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:01,230
So, you see,
I am not the Alex Keaton
434
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,960
that you thought I was.
435
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,600
I'm not a woman.
436
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,830
I'm sorry.
437
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,400
Could we take a 10-minute break?
438
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:22,930
This is a mess.
439
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,600
I... uh, uh, Deena?
440
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:34,460
Yeah, what is it, Alex?
441
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,500
Well, I-i-i was just
wondering if, uh...
442
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:41,200
This... Was gonna affect
our relationship.
443
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,760
Excuse me, Alex.
444
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,330
Uh, Deena, wait.
445
00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:48,860
Look, I-i am sorry.
446
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,200
What I did was...
was an insult to you.
447
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:56,060
I-it was childish.
It was... it was unforgivable.
448
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,630
Yeah, well, at least we found
something we really agree on.
449
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,960
Yeah, well, it was. I mean...
450
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,360
It was unforgivable.
451
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,100
Can you forgive me?
452
00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:11,500
You made a mockery of something
that I believe deeply in.
453
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,960
You made a fool of me.
454
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,630
You lied to me.
455
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:18,030
I can't forgive that.
456
00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:34,330
So, Alex, how are things
working out with Deena?
457
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,430
You did the right thing, Alex.
458
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:45,130
A wonderful girl...
just walked out of my life.
459
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,130
All I'm left with
is a prison record.
460
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,900
How can that be the right thing?
461
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:55,400
I know it doesn't feel
like it now, but you did.
462
00:22:55,430 --> 00:22:56,660
Let's go home, son.
463
00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,360
Alex...
464
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,200
What did you mean when
you said you're not a woman?
465
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,030
I'm not.
466
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:18,630
I'm sorry to have to break it
to you this way, mom.
467
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,430
You're weird, Alex.
468
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,960
Thank you.
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