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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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Don't be silly, Barbara. I told you
yesterday he'll be no trouble at all.
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Ok, I'll see you
Saturday. Bye-bye.
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Who was that?
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That's my cousin Barbara.
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She and Dick are going
out of town on Saturday.
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They wanted to know if we could
baby-sit for little Kenneth.
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Why, are all the reform schools
closed for the weekend?
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Steven, he's a perfectly
well-behaved little boy.
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Elyse, we're talking about a kid who
needed a police escort to nursery school.
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Come on, Steven, it will be fun. Alex
and Mallory will be out of town.
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We'll have plenty of room.
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Elyse, I have some
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very important work
to get done on Saturday,
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plus I'm planning on
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watching the big
Ohio State-Iowa game.
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Steven, don't worry.
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Jennifer and I will keep
him out of your way.
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I promise.
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I just wish you'd consult
me on these things first.
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I will from now on. I promise.
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It's not fair to impose on me.
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I mean, it is the weekend.
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You're absolutely right.
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I'm wrong.
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I'm sorry, ok?
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Ok.
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I hope I wasn't
too rough on you.
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I hope Kenneth finds
something in here he likes.
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This is all I could find
out of Alex's old toys.
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He used to have
a whole closet full.
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I think he sold the
rest to an orphanage.
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Mom, will you talk
to Alex, please?
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He says I can't go to Princeton
with him this weekend.
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No, no, no. I did not say that.
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All I said was that if she insists
on tagging along to visit Jeff,
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she's going to have to
abide by my rules.
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What rules?
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He told me I had to ride
in the freight car.
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It is not a freight car.
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It's a baggage car.
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Alex!
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Look, I went to a lot of trouble to set up
this interview with the Dean of admissions.
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This interview is pivotal
to my future as a collegian.
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It is not a vacation junket
for your personal amusement.
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Alex, we understand how important
this interview is to you,
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but I think you ought to ease up
on your restrictions a little bit.
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Alex, I promise I will not annoy
you for the entire weekend.
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How can I be so sure of that?
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You've never gone that long
without annoying me before.
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I've never tried before.
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Look, Alex, I won't bother you.
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You won't even know I'm there.
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Ok.
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What should we wear on the train?
Something collegiate!
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Yo, Jeff!
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Wow, 305...
This is the place.
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Wow! This is great!
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I love college.
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"Alex, I'll be back about 2:00.
Make yourself comfortable. Jeff."
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Alex, Jeff is going to be
so surprised to see me.
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Are we going to
wait here for him?
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No, are not going to
do anything, Mallory.
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I am going to get settled here,
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walk around the campus,
then go to my interview.
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I got to get mentally prepared.
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I don't even want to see you
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until after the interview is over.
Is that clear?
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I saw a poster
for a dance tonight.
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I wonder if Jeff will take me to that.
Do you think he will?
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You're really starting to
get on my nerves, Mallory.
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I brought a nice dress
with me just in case.
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Oh, Alex! This is so exciting!
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Mallory...
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Listen, Mallory.
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I would very much like to
be alone right now, ok?
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Why don't you go downstairs?
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Find what room you're
going to be in.
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Get yourself settled.
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I should be gone by the
time you get back.
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Mallory...
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Please, I beg of you.
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Go away.
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Ok, I'll go.
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Oh, listen, if Jeff comes back,
don't tell him I'm here.
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I want to surprise him.
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How's it going?
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Uh... Fine.
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Where's, uh... You know...
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The little prince?
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Kenneth is outside
playing quietly with Jennifer,
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just where he's been
since he first got here.
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Ok, don't rub it in.
He's behaving very well.
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I'm sorry I overreacted
the other day.
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I guess the memory
of Kenneth's last visit
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was still fresh in my mind.
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Steven, Kenneth's last visit
was uneventful.
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The fire department
didn't think so.
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Relax, get your work done.
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Pretty soon you'll just
forget he's even around.
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Ah!
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Gotcha!
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What happened?
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Kenneth shot me.
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What?
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He was playing, and
he snuck up on me,
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and he zapped me
with a toy space gun!
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Oh, honey. Should I take you
to the pretend hospital?
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Mom, can we go now?
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Go where?
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Don't you remember?
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Today's mother's day at my ballet school.
All the mothers will be there.
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Don't go!
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I mean, uh...
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Can't you go some other time?
Tomorrow?
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I forgot all about it, but I
promised her, honey. I have to go.
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I'll go get my stuff.
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Well, if you must go, would you
please take Kenneth with you?
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What would Kenneth do
at a ballet class?
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The same thing he does here...
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Cause misery
and human suffering.
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That's enough, Steven.
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You are overreacting
to the whole situation.
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Ok, you're right. I'm sorry.
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Let's go, mom.
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Ok, I'll see you in a
little while, honey.
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Let's hope.
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Bye, dad. Bye, honey.
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Kenneth!
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Hi, cousin Elyse.
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Kenneth, I have to take
Jennifer to ballet class.
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You play nicely while I'm gone?
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Don't worry about me.
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I'll be fine here
with good old cousin Steven.
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Good-bye.
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Bye.
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Cousin Steven?
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Yes, Kenneth?
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I'm sorry for scaring you
with the space gun.
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I accept your apology, Kenneth.
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I know you have a lot of work to do,
so I won't bother you anymore, ok?
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Thank you. I appreciate it.
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I'll go outside and play
with some of those toys.
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Maybe when I'm done here,
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I'll come out, and we can
toss the softball around.
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How does that sound?
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Great! I'll go warm up!
See you later!
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I swear...
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Yum dum dum bum bum
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bum bum
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take me out to the crowd
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buy me some peanuts...
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And cracker Jacks...
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Alex!
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Hey, Jeff! How you doing, buddy?
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Good to see you!
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Great to see you!
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Try to stay off
my roommate's side.
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Things can get a little
dangerous over there.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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So...
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When's your interview?
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Half an hour.
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I'm so excited.
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Who's it with?
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One of the deans.
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Dean Memminger.
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Memminger?
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Alex, he's tough.
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What do you mean tough?
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Well, he's from the old
school, likes the old values.
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He wasn't happy
when the school went coed.
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He thinks girls interfere with the
manly pursuit of higher education.
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So do I.
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Listen, Jeff, I was going to take a
little walk around the old campus
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before my interview.
You want to come?
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I can't. I've got a friend
coming over in a few minutes.
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Ok. Well, I'll see you later.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Did your friend Alex get here?
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Yeah. He just
went off to have his...
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Interview.
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Have you told his
sister about me yet?
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Not yet.
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I feel funny
doing it in a letter.
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I'm going to wait till the next time I go
back home so I can tell her in person.
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Good.
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Jeff?
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Mallory!
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What are you doing here?
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I came up with Alex...
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To surprise you.
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Well, it worked!
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So I really think I'm
top Princeton material.
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My overall G.P.A. is 3.9874,
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and I scored in the top 3%
nationwide on the S.A.T.S.
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I was also editor of
the school newspaper,
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and I lettered in soccer
for the past 3 years.
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That's very impressive.
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You certainly seem like
Princeton material to me.
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Well, uh, thank you.
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Well, take care.
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Mr. Keaton?
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Yes, sir. That's me.
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Keaton, Alex P.
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Dean Memminger,
no middle initial.
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Well, that's
not your fault, sir.
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I mean, hello!
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It's a pleasure
to meet you, sir.
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I'm not quite ready for you yet.
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Be right back.
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Allow me, sir.
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Please wait inside my office.
I'll join you in a few minutes.
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Yes, sir.
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I'll just wait inside your
office then, sir.
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You'll be back in a few minutes.
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So far, so good.
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Whoa.
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Yes, Dean Memminger.
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I certainly do
want to attend Princeton.
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I have always had a certain...
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Oh, shall we say lust...
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No, not lust.
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An admiration
for the Ivy league.
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Alex!
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Mallory, what
are you doing here?
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Um, um, I saw Jeff...
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What about Jeff?
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I saw Jeff and, and,
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and the desk, uh, kissing.
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Jeff was kissing the desk?
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No, he was leaning
against the desk.
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He was, um...
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He was kissing, um... A girl.
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Oh, boy.
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I want to go home.
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Let's go home, ok, Alex?
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Mallory, are you crazy?
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I got my interview now!
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Mallory, I've
got to talk to you!
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Go away, Jeff! I don't
want to see you!
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Let me explain!
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Mallory, let him explain.
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Jeff, why don't you take her out for
dinner. Here's a couple of bucks.
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Mallory, I had every intention
of telling you about Sandy.
263
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,860
Sandy! Did you hear that, Alex?
264
00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:52,230
Her name's Sandy!
265
00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,330
Here's some more money.
266
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,060
Take Sandy with you.
267
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,500
I'm sorry you had
to find out like this,
268
00:12:57,530 --> 00:12:59,960
but don't forget we did agree
to see other people.
269
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,930
Say, that's right. Well,
I guess this is settled, huh?
270
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,400
Just go away, ok, Jeff, 'cause I
don't want to talk about it anymore.
271
00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:07,660
Mallory!
272
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,830
Jeff.
273
00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,900
Alex!
274
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,730
Ahem!
275
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:18,630
Has there been a coup?
276
00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:25,060
Well, hello, Dean Memminger.
277
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,300
I was just
wishing Alex good luck.
278
00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,130
I think you'll really like him.
279
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,630
He's a swell kid.
280
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,600
Well, that's good enough for me.
281
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,500
Congratulations.
282
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:37,660
Welcome to Princeton.
283
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,530
We'll talk later, Mallory.
284
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,330
Well, so long.
285
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,900
And who is this?
286
00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:48,100
Hi.
287
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,260
She was just leaving.
288
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,800
I want to go home
right now, ok, Alex?
289
00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:57,460
Mallory, please be
reasonable, ok?
290
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,660
Just wait outside. I'll be
done here in a few minutes.
291
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,560
Ok. I'll wait out here.
292
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,400
Good.
293
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:05,100
And try to keep
your mind off Jeff.
294
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,700
Ok. I'm ready.
295
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,760
Are you sure?
296
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,700
Yes, sir.
297
00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,500
This interview has not got off
to a good start, Mr. Keaton.
298
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:25,960
If there is any further interruptions,
I may have to hold it against you.
299
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,760
Yes, sir. I'd do the same thing
if I were in your shoes.
300
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:33,800
By the way, did I tell you how
much I liked your shoes?
301
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:36,300
Sit down, Mr. Keaton, please.
302
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:37,930
Yes, sir.
303
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,060
I must say, I'm very impressed
with your application.
304
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,230
Very impressed, indeed.
305
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:48,230
I can always spot sincerity and
commitment in an application.
306
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:53,030
Well, thank you, sir. I tried to
throw a lot of both in there.
307
00:14:57,100 --> 00:15:00,130
Dean Memminger,
as you could probably tell,
308
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,130
I regard Princeton
as perhaps the finest...
309
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,330
Educational inn...
310
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,460
Ever since I was a young lad
311
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,560
of about, oh, I don't know,
six or eight months of age...
312
00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:19,030
Excuse me.
313
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,960
Hello.
314
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
It's for you.
315
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:29,430
Thank you.
316
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:41,200
Hello.
317
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:44,560
Mallory, would you please...
318
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,530
Look!
319
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,060
I know you want to
go home right now,
320
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,500
but I can't!
321
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:55,860
Now, Mallory,
don't leave without me.
322
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,760
No, don't leave the building.
323
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,360
I repeat, do not
leave the building!
324
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:11,260
Do you think she'll call again?
325
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,360
No. No, that's it.
326
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,030
Fine. Then we can get
on with this interview.
327
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,560
Please.
328
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,230
Alright, Mr. Keaton, could you tell
me what unique qualities you possess
329
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,360
which might enrich
the Princeton community.
330
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,660
Well, sir, I'm glad
you asked that.
331
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,130
How much time have you got?
332
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,130
Ha!
333
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:39,530
Well, sir, at the risk
of sounding immodest,
334
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:44,030
you see before you
a young man without a flaw.
335
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,160
Unless, of course,
you find me immodest,
336
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,700
in which case, I have one flaw.
337
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:50,160
I see that you're very involved
338
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,560
in extracurricular activities.
339
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,830
Oh, yes, sir. You see correctly.
340
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:59,500
As a matter of fact, if I may speak
extracurricularly for a moment...
341
00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:03,830
If you can, please do.
342
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:04,860
Well, sir, I, uh...
343
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:08,700
She's leaving.
344
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:11,060
Huh?
345
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,100
Just a second.
346
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,760
Mallory, come back here
will you?!
347
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,830
What is going on here?
348
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:20,960
Dean Memminger,
is there any possibility
349
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,530
of rescheduling this interview?
Maybe later today or tomorrow?
350
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,160
There'll be no rescheduling
of this interview.
351
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,800
I'm sorry to hear that, sir,
352
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,900
because I really have to go.
353
00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:34,730
What?
354
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,660
Look. That's
my sister out there.
355
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,460
She came up to Princeton with
me to surprise her boyfriend,
356
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,830
and she saw him
with another girl.
357
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,200
She's very upset,
358
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,960
and I should probably go talk to
her because I am her brother.
359
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,430
So, I got to go.
360
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,400
Sir, I hope my record
can stand on its own
361
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:03,400
because I really do
want to attend Princeton.
362
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,100
I love this place.
363
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,660
I love everything about it.
364
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,800
I have ivy growing
on my bedroom walls.
365
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,400
Go Tigers!
366
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,000
Beat Yale!
367
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,300
I mean that.
368
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,160
The Buckeyes call time-out.
369
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,060
12 seconds left in the game.
370
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,360
It's a long shot, folks,
but they're still in this one.
371
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,630
I'm bored, cousin Steven.
When's Jennifer getting back?
372
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,060
Very soon.
373
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,800
Isn't there something you
can do until she gets back?
374
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,900
Like what?
375
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,260
What have you been
doing up till now?
376
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,660
Burning ants
with a magnifying glass.
377
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,960
So keep doing that!
378
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,530
Can I go through your
drawers and closets again?
379
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,760
No, I'd really rather you...
380
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,300
What do you mean, again?
381
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,800
Teams retake the field
for what well could be
382
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:56,460
the final play of the game.
383
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,600
The Buckeyes are down 16 to 12.
384
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,230
Oh, can I watch Dippy Dog?
385
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:03,100
Kenneth, no. Kenneth... Please.
386
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:07,430
This is the last play
of the game.
387
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,530
I bet I could get picture
to come in better.
388
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,500
Kenneth, it's fine!
389
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:13,000
Fine, really.
390
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:15,900
The Buckeyes line up
in the power I-formation.
391
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:18,130
Stopwood calls the signals.
He takes the snap.
392
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,130
Kenneth!
393
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,030
Stopwood fades to pass.
394
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:21,930
He's in trouble.
395
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,260
He laterals to Sobrenko.
396
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,660
I'm gonna be over here!
397
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,660
Sobrenko's at the 40!
398
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,330
He breaks a tackle!
At the 30! The 20!
399
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,300
He's got one more man to beat!
400
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,800
Go, go, go!
401
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:36,360
Not you, Kenneth!
402
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,930
Oops.
403
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,800
Hey, I got you something to eat.
404
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:59,500
Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry.
405
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,930
How are you feeling?
406
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,530
I want to die.
407
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,060
I guess you're not up for a
game of Gin Rummy then, huh?
408
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,660
What a weekend.
409
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,660
I ruined your interview,
I lost my boyfriend,
410
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,300
I made a complete fool
of myself in the process.
411
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:17,330
Never before have I acted so
stupidly and so selfishly.
412
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,900
Come on, Mallory.
413
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,460
Sure you have.
414
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,000
I'm kidding. I'm just kidding.
Come on, cheer up, will you?
415
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,760
So, uh...
416
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,830
How did you and Jeff
leave things?
417
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,000
Well, there wasn't a whole lot
we could say to each other.
418
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:39,360
I mean, we did agree
to see other people.
419
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,260
It was stupid of me to go
up there this weekend.
420
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,930
Why didn't you try to stop me?
421
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:44,930
What?
422
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,160
Kidding. I'm just kidding.
423
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,630
It's good that
you can laugh about it.
424
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,660
Despair does funny things
to a woman.
425
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,960
Listen, uh...
426
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Mallory...
427
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:02,500
You lost a boyfriend today,
428
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,530
a good one,
429
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:07,530
and I know you're upset,
430
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,030
but let me tell you something.
431
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:13,760
You're a very special person.
432
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,960
You got a good heart,
433
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
you got a good sense of humor,
434
00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:20,060
you're attractive,
435
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:24,760
and, uh... You're a lot smarter
436
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,000
than I usually
give you credit for.
437
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,300
So, uh... Don't
you worry, Mallory.
438
00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,260
There are a lot
of guys out there
439
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,760
who'd consider themselves lucky
440
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,300
to even meet someone like you.
441
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,400
It's true, Mallory.
442
00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:43,330
I don't know what in the world
443
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,600
just possessed me
to say all that,
444
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:51,860
but, uh... It is true.
445
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:53,400
Alex, I don't understand it.
446
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:56,100
I mean, I'm surprised you're not angry
with me after what I did to you today.
447
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:59,360
Mallory, what would be the point
in getting angry at you now?
448
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,400
You were broken-hearted. You
were in a weakened state.
449
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:05,600
I'll wait till you feel better.
Then I'll really let you have it.
450
00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:06,860
No, I'm serious, Alex.
451
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,860
I ruined your college interview.
452
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:13,130
I mean, I practically destroyed your
chances of getting into Princeton.
453
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,860
What I did today may have damaged
the course of your entire life.
454
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,960
Because of me!
455
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,400
Mallory, listen,
I'm not angry now.
456
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:25,060
But if you keep this up, I'm going
to throw you off the train.
457
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,630
But it's true.
458
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:30,830
I don't understand it myself.
459
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,830
All I know is when I was up there
in Dean Memminger's office,
460
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:39,860
and I saw you wandering across
the campus delirious with grief,
461
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,130
it really got to me.
462
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,130
All of a sudden,
463
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,000
getting into Princeton
didn't seem as important
464
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,800
as helping you out.
465
00:22:47,830 --> 00:22:50,930
I think you're changing, Alex.
466
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,800
You may be right, Mallory.
467
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,730
I really learned a lot
about myself today.
468
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,460
What?
469
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,260
I always thought that I
knew myself, you know,
470
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:06,260
what I wanted,
how I wanted to get it,
471
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,500
but apparently, I was wrong.
472
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:12,130
I am just going to have to
face the cold, hard truth
473
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:17,760
that underneath it all,
like it or not,
474
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,700
I'm just a helluva nice guy.
475
00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:25,300
Shut up and deal the cards.
476
00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:26,030
All right.
477
00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:27,800
How about a game of Hearts?
478
00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:29,530
Alex.
479
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,560
Old Maid?
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