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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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All packed up.
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Everything going
according to plan here?
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Yep. Pretty much under control.
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You know, I think it's a shame
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that you're gonna be in
Washington on Alex's birthday.
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Well, at least I was with Alex
on Washington's birthday.
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You know, now, I'm not one
to pat myself on the back,
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but I think
it's a pretty good idea
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having a pre-birthday party
for Alex.
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Too bad it couldn't be
for someone else.
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He's here!
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Oh! Okay, okay,
uh, everybody hide!
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Come on, right there.
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Shh.
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Here he comes. Shh. Shh.
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Surprise! Surprise!
Surprise! Surprise!
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Where'd he go?
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I don't know.
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Alex?
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Oh, Alex?
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Oh, there you all are.
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Elyse: Oh!
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What's going on?
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Surprise.Surprise.
Surprise.Surprise.
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Oh.
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A surprise party for me?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but I...
But I don't get it.
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This went off without a hitch.
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Your mom thought
it'd be a good idea
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to have a little birthday party
for you now,
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since I won't be back
from the PBS conference
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until Saturday night.
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Here, Alex. We got you a cake.
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"Happy bar mitzvah, Martin."
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Oh, the bakery made a mistake.
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It was the thought that counts.
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This is really nice. Thank you.
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Well, now, this isn't all.
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Saturday night, the girls and I
are gonna take you out
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for a very special dinner,
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and we'll give you
your gifts then.
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Mm-hmm. For now,
you just get mine.
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Happy bar mitzvah, Martin.
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Whoa.
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State of the art in radios.
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A nine-band compact receiver
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with slide-rule LED Tuning.
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Picks up any station
in the world.
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Man: This is radio Switzerland.
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Yodel-lay-ho-ho! Whoa.
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These are the prices
of precious metals.
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Gold closed at 408,
silver at 27,
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copper was down.
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Yodel-lay-ho...
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Dad, do you realize
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I am getting this information
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six hours before
the rest of the free world?
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Oh, thank you!
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He seems to like it.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, mom. Hi, mom.
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Hello, Elyse.
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Well...
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I-I-i figured that since I am
virtually an adult now,
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I-I could call you Elyse...
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Mom.
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Mommy.
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I'll get dinner started.
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Alex, I asked you this morning
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to take the garbage out
before you went to school.
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Yeah, listen.
Mom, uh, I've been thinking.
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You know, I have been taking out
the garbage
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for many years now,
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and, uh, I think
I've gotten all I can
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out of the experience.
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I've been grooming the minors
to take over for me.
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So, now is the time...
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♪ da da da-da
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for the ceremonial
handing down of the trash.
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Mallory?
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Jennifer.
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Nice try, Alex.
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Yeah, okay.
Uh, I'll do it later, mom.
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I got to put this stuff away.
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So, what did you do today?
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Ah, school, some other stuff.
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What other stuff?
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This, that.
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How does it feel,
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day before your 18th birthday?
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Fine. It was... it was fine.
Nothing special.
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Pleasant chatting with you.
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I'll get that. Mom!
Mom, I'll get that.
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I'll get that.
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Hello?
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Hey, Ted. How you doing, pal?
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Yeah. Yeah, 18 tomorrow.
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How does it feel?
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Come on, Ted. It feels great.
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I have had
the most incredible day.
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I can't even begin
to tell you about it.
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Well, all right.
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Why don't I just come over now?
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Yeah, okay.
I'll tell you all about it.
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All right. See you later.
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Uh, see you later, mom.
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But, Alex, where are you going?
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I'm going over to Ted's.
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But we're...
It's almost time for dinner.
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Oh, come on, mom. I'm excited.
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What? It's the day before
my 18th birthday.
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I-I feel like talking
to someone.
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Oh.
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Well, before you go,
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I want to ask you
about your birthday dinner.
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Now, I made reservations
at Facudo's. Is that okay?
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Mom, ah... I can't make it.
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Uh, Neil and Doug are gonna
take me out for my birthday.
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But the girls and I
already planned this.
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We're really
looking forward to it.
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Well, come on, mom.
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I mean, I can go out
with you and the girls anytime.
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Well, where are they
gonna take you?
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It's gonna be a big night, mom.
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We're going down
to wheeling, West Virginia.
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Neil...
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Neil knows this bar down there,
the Camelot inn.
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Whoa! We're gonna go there,
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then afterwards we're gonna stay
at Neil's brother's apartment
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down in West Virginia.
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Well, I-i don't know
if I like this idea.
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Well, why not?
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Well, for one thing,
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wheeling is 100 miles away.
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Well, what does that
have to do with anything?
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You let dad go to Washington.
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That's 431 miles away.
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Alex...
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I don't like the idea
of you going to a bar.
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I mean, I don't think
it's appropriate
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for someone your age.
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Mom, I'm gonna be 18.
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Look, the... the West Virginia
state legislature
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spent a lot of time
and effort deciding
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that 18 is the appropriate age
for this sort of thing.
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I don't think you should be
second-guessing them.
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I don't care about the
West Virginia state legislature.
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I mean, Alex, I'm your mother,
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and I have veto power over them.
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It's part of our system
of checks and balances.
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My answer's no.
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Mom, you know as well as I do,
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if dad were here,
he'd let me go.
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I'm here.
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I have made my decision.
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What your father would
or wouldn't do is irrelevant.
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I'll tell you
what's irrelevant...
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This whole discussion
is irrelevant!
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Look, 18 is the legal age
of adulthood,
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which means I now have the right
to live my own life
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without having to clear it
with you!
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No, sir!
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Not while you're living
under this roof!
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Now, birthday or no birthday,
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you are not leaving this house
tomorrow night,
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and that is final!
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, uh, let me
tell you something.
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I am not...
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Taking that trash out...
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until I am good and ready.
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Ohh!
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How you doing, Alex?
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Great.
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Just, uh, just great.
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Happy birthday.
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Yeah. Yeah, some birthday.
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I'm stuck in the house
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because of some arbitrary edict
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handed down
by a ruthless dictator
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who has no appreciation
for the concept of adulthood.
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Many happy returns.
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Why is she doing this, Mallory?
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I don't know all the facts,
Alex,
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but she must have good reason.
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I never heard you say that
when you were grounded.
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Well, since it's you,
I can be more objective.
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Uh, girls,
could I have a few minutes
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alone with Alex, please?
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Sure, mom.
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Uh, were you able
to get in touch with Neil?
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No. No, he was out all day.
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On top of everything else now,
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I have to face the guys
in person
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and tell them
I can't go to the bar
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because my mommy won't let me.
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Well, if... if you'd like,
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you can ask the boys
if they would like to stay
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and celebrate
your birthday with you.
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I mean, I made this cake,
and I have ice cream.
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Are there gonna be
pony rides, too?
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I'll let you handle this.
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Hey! Hey!
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Happy birthday, Keaton!
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Well, welcome
to the big leagues, guy.
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Well, let's get a move on, Alex.
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The Camelot inn beckons us.
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Jousting, wenches.
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I called this girl I met
last time I went down there...
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Roxanne.
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She's meeting us and bringing
a couple of friends.
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I can't go.
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What?
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I had a big fight with my mom,
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and she's making me stay home.
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On your birthday?
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Unbelievable, isn't it?
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Alex, come on.
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Talk to her. Do something.
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There's a beautiful girl in
wheeling with your name on her.
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No. Forget it, guys. Forget it.
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She's not gonna change her mind.
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Just, uh...
Just go ahead.
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Have a good time.
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I hate to go without you...
But okay.
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Kind of ironic, isn't it?
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What?
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Well, I mean, your not being
able to go with us tonight.
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I mean, after all,
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this was supposed to be
your big night.
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Your 18th birthday,
your coming of age.
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Oh, well.
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No, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, guys.
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Not so fast.
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I'm coming with you.
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Hey, I'm 18.
I can do what I want.
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Uh, what about your mommy, Alex?
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Let me deal with her.
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Hey, unfair rules
are made to be broken.
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That's the American way.
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Now you're talking.
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Let's get out of here.
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So...
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is this a classy place
or what?
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It's really elegant.
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Those are our dates.
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This is the greatest place
I have ever been.
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Hey, Roxanne!
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I'm glad you remembered me
when I called.
267
00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,310
How could I forget?
268
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,210
It's not every day
I meet someone
269
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,380
in your line of work.
270
00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:03,150
Uh, yeah. I guess that's true.
271
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:06,210
So, how did your
Space Shuttle flight go?
272
00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:12,580
It was very enjoyable.
273
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,210
These are my friends,
Buffy and Christy.
274
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,380
Hi. Hello.
275
00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:20,210
Uh, please, sit down. Sit down.
276
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,180
Two more Excaliburs
and a Dragon's Breath.
277
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,610
I'd like you girls to meet
278
00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:30,350
a couple of young air force
cadets under my charge.
279
00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:34,380
This is lieutenant Lippman.
280
00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,480
Ladies.
281
00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,250
And this is colonel Keaton.
282
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,550
Uh, how you doing?
283
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,080
This is a big night
for colonel Keaton, girls.
284
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,610
Tomorrow morning at 0500 hours,
285
00:12:45,650 --> 00:12:49,180
he flies his first mission
into hostile enemy territory.
286
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:50,610
Really?
287
00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:52,710
Come on, Neil.
288
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,780
Well, he's exaggerating.
289
00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:55,780
Hmm.
290
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:56,950
A little.
291
00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,480
Well, what do you mean?
292
00:12:58,510 --> 00:13:01,080
Well, I-it's... it's...
It's not my first mission.
293
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,810
It's...
It's my first solo mission.
294
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,950
Yeah, and I'm going with him.
295
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,110
Oh.
296
00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:16,880
What country are you attacking?
297
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,850
Oh, uh...
298
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,410
Canada.
299
00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:21,980
We're not at war with Canada.
300
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,450
Wait, are we?
301
00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:27,410
Are you scared?
302
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,210
Tell me, Buffy,
303
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,010
what place is there for fear
304
00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:32,480
in a struggle
whose ultimate goal
305
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,850
is nothing less than
the survival of Liberty?
306
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,650
I don't know.
307
00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:42,350
So, are you scared?
308
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:50,150
Let me tell you a little story
about fear, Buff.
309
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,950
Uh, about a year ago,
310
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,850
I'm... I'm up in my F-14
doing a test flight.
311
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,680
I'm about 70,000 feet up.
312
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,550
I had that puppy going mach 2.
313
00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,380
All of a sudden,
314
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:02,610
the fan belt goes out on me.
315
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:08,510
And you know something?
316
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,010
Any other pilot
in that situation
317
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,710
might have felt fear.
318
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,250
But, uh, not this guy. No, sir.
319
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,450
Doug: Uh, Alex.
320
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,680
That's colonel Keaton.
321
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,950
Uh, I'm... I'm sorry.
Colonel Keaton, I mean.
322
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:19,950
What is it?
323
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,850
Your mother's here.
324
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,450
I want you to come home with me.
325
00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:35,010
Excuse me...
326
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,210
but the colonel
happens to be my date.
327
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,150
The colonel?
328
00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:50,310
Uh, yeah. Maybe some other time.
329
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,450
Tonight is a big night for him.
330
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,310
Tomorrow morning,
he's invading Canada.
331
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,550
Oh, I see!
332
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,380
May I have a word
with you, please,
333
00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:06,650
colonel Keaton?
334
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,910
Your orders have been
radically changed.
335
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,250
Um, Mrs. Keaton?
336
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,080
Would you please not tell my mom
337
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,380
that you saw me here?
338
00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,580
Why is his mother here?
339
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,650
Uh, she probably
came down to wish him luck
340
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,510
on his mission tomorrow.
341
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,810
You had no right
to defy me, Alex!
342
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,245
I want you to leave
with me right now!
343
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,110
No. Mom, this is crazy.
344
00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:34,480
Look, we can talk
about this later.
345
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:35,610
Tomorrow morning.
346
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:38,980
You're invading Canada
tomorrow morning.
347
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,910
Mom, I'm not leaving with you.
No way.
348
00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:45,880
You are coming home with me
right now, young man,
349
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,180
and that is final!
350
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,310
Hi.
351
00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:00,810
Uh...
352
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:04,410
Neil, Doug, ladies,
353
00:16:04,450 --> 00:16:05,910
I got to go.
354
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,380
Have a safe mission.
355
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,380
Mom.
356
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,580
Bye. Bye. Bye-bye.
357
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,480
He's still out there, mom.
358
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:34,610
Is he gonna stay
in the car all night?
359
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,480
Well, he'll have to come in
for breakfast.
360
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:39,010
Can't we just put a bowl out
by the back door?
361
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,750
You know, this is ridiculous.
362
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,710
He didn't talk to me
the whole way home,
363
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,710
and now he won't even
get out of the car.
364
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:48,910
It's gonna lower
the resale value.
365
00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:55,050
M...
366
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:01,910
Jen, why don't we...
367
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,410
I'm with you.
368
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,980
I'm with you.
369
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,280
Mom...
370
00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:15,080
I made a pact with myself
never to speak to you again.
371
00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:20,110
But I've given myself
permission to suspend it.
372
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,350
Briefly.
373
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,350
Because frankly, mom,
374
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,680
the curiosity is killing me.
375
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,302
How on earth
can you possibly justify doing
376
00:17:28,354 --> 00:17:29,550
what you did to me tonight?
377
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:30,780
Go ahead. I'm listening.
378
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,980
Oh, I know!
379
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,250
I know.
380
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,510
You're mad
because I disobeyed you.
381
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:40,050
Well, let me
tell you something, mom...
382
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,150
I only disobeyed you
because you were wrong.
383
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,110
Without just cause
or provocation,
384
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,610
you denied me permission
385
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,770
to do something I have
every right in the world to do.
386
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,880
Oh, sure.
387
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,380
Sure, this is your house.
388
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:59,250
And as long as it's your house,
I got to live by your rules.
389
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,110
Well, that used to be true.
390
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:03,710
Not anymore, mom.
I'm an adult now.
391
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:08,780
I got 18 years
under this belt...
392
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,850
And my life is in my own hands.
393
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,480
Have you anything else to say?
394
00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:21,410
I thought not.
395
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,750
All right, mom. Okay.
396
00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:26,050
I think I've refuted
all your arguments.
397
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,410
Until you are ready
to apologize to me,
398
00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,250
I am done speaking with you.
399
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,450
Oh! I didn't realize
you'd started speaking with me.
400
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,480
What is that supposed to mean?
401
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,910
For the past two days, Alex,
402
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,410
you have complained to me,
403
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:42,180
grunted at me, lectured to me,
404
00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:44,280
and presented me
with ultimatums,
405
00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,950
but not once... not... not once
have you even come close
406
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,450
to talking with me.
407
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:51,150
Semantics.
408
00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:54,010
Okay, mom. All right.
409
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,310
Okay, okay.
410
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,650
I haven't been
very "chatty" lately.
411
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:01,550
I haven't been a million laughs.
412
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,750
That is not the issue here.
413
00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:06,080
The issue here is my right
to live my own life
414
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,110
without having you
try and control it!
415
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,750
You have every right
to live your own life.
416
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,450
I'm not trying to deny you that.
417
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,680
Oh, no?!
418
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,710
Oh, no?!
419
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,880
Okay, then why did you drive
100 miles and humiliate me
420
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:21,480
in front of half the state
of West Virginia?
421
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,480
You had a few hours to kill?
422
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:30,580
No, Alex. I did it
because you defied me.
423
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:32,080
And even more important
than that,
424
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:35,810
I did it because I was hurt
and angry and fed up!
425
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,250
About what?
426
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:41,980
I've tried starting
conversations with you,
427
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:44,110
only to be politely dismissed.
428
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,210
I've asked for you
to help around the house
429
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,350
and been ignored.
430
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:49,580
You canceled out
dinner plans that I had made
431
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:53,410
without a moment's thought
to m concern in the matter.
432
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,150
I do not enjoy
being made to feel like
433
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:58,350
an intrusion and an annoyance
in my own son's life!
434
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:01,980
Okay. Look, mom.
435
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:05,850
I'm... I'm sorry that
I wasn't more sensitive.
436
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,310
Okay, I guess
I should have been.
437
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:10,510
But I'm not used to
thinking that way
438
00:20:10,550 --> 00:20:12,550
when it pertains to you.
439
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,650
I mean, I-i-i think of you
as my mother,
440
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,380
not... not as a person.
441
00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:20,780
You know what I mean.
442
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,850
Surprise, Alex.
I am a real person.
443
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,980
Flesh and blood, real feelings!
444
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,180
And maybe in...
In one sense,
445
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:29,550
I was wrong not to let you
go out with your friends.
446
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,480
But if you want me to respect
your rights as an adult,
447
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:33,580
then you better
start respecting mine!
448
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,350
Okay, I didn't
respect your rights,
449
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,950
and you didn't respect mine.
450
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:40,650
So, uh...
451
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,150
How do we figure out who's right
and who's wrong here?
452
00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:48,310
There is no absolute
right or wrong.
453
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:51,310
It's my job as a parent
to... to set boundaries,
454
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:53,910
and it's your job
to negotiate to change them.
455
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,750
When you were 7 years old,
we got in an argument
456
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,980
because you wanted to walk
to school by yourself.
457
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:02,450
I remember.
458
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,550
I remember, and, uh...
459
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,080
I was right.
460
00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:08,010
And you let me go.
461
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:10,950
Yes. But I followed you.
462
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,110
And I hid behind
trees and mailboxes
463
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,880
to make sure
you looked both ways
464
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,510
and you crossed on the green.
465
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,250
Did I?
466
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,350
Yes.
467
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,010
In fact, when another kid
468
00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:31,810
tried to cross
in the middle of the block,
469
00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:34,280
you made a citizen's arrest.
470
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,650
Yeah, that was
little Timmy Dugan.
471
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,250
I let him off with a warning.
472
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:48,910
It's unbelievable to me, Alex...
473
00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:54,310
That 18 years ago tonight,
I had a baby boy.
474
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:56,350
Me, right?
475
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,180
Ever since that night,
476
00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:03,410
you've been trying so hard
to grow up,
477
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:08,010
and I've been trying so hard
not to let it happen.
478
00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:10,550
Well, considering, uh...
479
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,910
We have been
at cross purposes, uh...
480
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,950
I think we're doing all right.
481
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:19,580
Mom, um...
482
00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:22,280
I'm sorry that I've been
treating you so rotten lately.
483
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:28,050
Accepted.
484
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,450
Sorry I ruined your dinner.
485
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,480
Ah, don't worry about it.
486
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:35,350
I had to go to bed early anyway.
487
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,450
I'm attacking Canada
in the morning.
488
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:41,280
Good luck.
489
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:42,280
Thank you.
490
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:44,110
And happy birthday.
491
00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:45,850
Thank you.
492
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,480
I love you, honey. I-i...
493
00:22:48,510 --> 00:22:50,650
Aw, mom. Don't start that stuff.
494
00:22:52,910 --> 00:22:54,180
I love you too, mom.
495
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,550
Oh.
496
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:03,510
Ah, it's getting pretty late.
You coming up?
497
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,310
Yeah. In a second.
498
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:08,580
Uh, there's something
I got to do first.
499
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:26,010
I just want to take
this garbage out.
500
00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,280
Elyse.
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