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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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What is that?
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It's my geography project.
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It's a relief map of Sweden.
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That is Sweden?
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No. It's just a map.
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The actual country
is much larger.
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That is a terrible map
of Sweden.
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Where are your saunas?
Where are your Volvos?
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Why didn't I do this in my room?
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You're a Keaton, Jennifer.
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What does it mean
to be a Keaton?
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You go the extra mile.
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What else?
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Perfection is my copilot.
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That's right. Okay.
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We got a lot of work to do here.
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This thing is totally unusable.
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Okay, we're gonna need
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eight strips
of number two balsa wood.
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We're gonna need 100 yards
of corrugated paper.
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We're gonna need 4 pounds
of plaster of Paris
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and a herring.
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Okay. Get that all together,
give me a shout.
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I'll have a look at it.
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You're not going to help me?
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No, you have to take it
from here, Jennifer.
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I'm just the idea man.
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It's here. My letter's here.
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I can't deal with it.
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Mallory, opening mail is a skill
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we all have to learn.
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"The Columbus Express
and the Ed Hanson agency
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"are pleased to announce
that you've been selected
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"to be photographed
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in our annual mother/daughter
modeling event."
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I won.
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I won!
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Oh! I'm gonna be
in the Sunday supplement!
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Look, there's a chance
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for a professional
modeling contract,
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a $250 prize!
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This could be my big break.
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How did you win
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a mother/daughter modeling
contest by yourself?
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Ever hear of mom?
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I sent in that great picture
that dad took of us
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at the beach last summer.
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Wait a... wait... wait...
Wait a minute, Mallory.
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Uh, I was in that picture.
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I won! I won!
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I won the mother/daughter
modeling contest!
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Whoa! Is that, like, $250 each?
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Do we split that or what?
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No. Relax, Alex.
I cut you out of the picture.
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I drew a... a volleyball
where your head was.
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Mom hasn't said
anything about this.
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That's because she doesn't know.
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It's a surprise.
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Hey. Hi.
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Oh, mom! Guess what?
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We won a mother/daughter
modeling contest!
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I didn't know you'd entered.
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Well, we did. And we won.
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Isn't it great?! Wait a minute.
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A-are you saying you entered me
in a contest
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without asking me?
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I didn't want to
get your hopes up.
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This is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Isn't it great, mom?
Aren't you excited?
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She looks thrilled.
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Alex...
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A good model doesn't show
her true feelings.
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She just smiles...
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As if she doesn't have
a thought in the world.
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Then, uh, you should
make a great model.
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Thanks.
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Ah.
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Yo, "Yennifer."
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Did you get that stuff
I told you to get?
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Uh... Yeah.
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Except they didn't have
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that number two
balsa wood you asked for.
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But the guy told me this stuff
would work just as well.
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This?
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What is wrong
with you, Jennifer?
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We can't use this.
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That is the last time
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I send you to
the lumberyard alone.
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Don't deny her
her childhood, Alex.
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Oh, hey. Hey, that's
a good idea, Mallory.
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Maybe some of it will
leak into your brain.
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Mother, I've been reading
these modeling instructions.
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I've got it all planned out.
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I'll wear my white dress,
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and you can wear the black dress
with the full sleeves.
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Now, hold on, Mallory.
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I told you I didn't like it
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when you entered me in the
contest without my permission.
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I don't want to do this.
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Why not?
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It's not something
she wants to do.
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You know, that's funny,
'cause it says here
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mom's been working
towards a modeling career
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her whole life.
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Alex, give me that. No!
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Mallory, I think it's important
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that mom read
her own autobiography.
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Wait... what autobiography?!
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"After a hard day
of shopping for sweaters
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"with my gorgeous
daughter, Mallory,
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"I hurry home to make sure
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"my husband's happy
in his favorite chair
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with his robe, his slippers
and his pipe"?
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Mallory, that's ridiculous.
I don't smoke a pipe.
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Get a load of
Mallory's biography.
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"I've always liked
the simpler things in life...
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Children, rain, cashmere."
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Jennifer!
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Mallory, it is unbelievable
that you would do this.
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You're right, mom.
I shouldn't have done it.
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It's just that
I really wanted to win,
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and you were so busy,
I didn't think it would hurt.
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I'm really sorry, mom.
I was wrong.
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Good. I'm... I'm glad
you can see that.
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I do.
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So will you do it?
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No!
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Why not?
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I don't know.
I... I'd feel silly.
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Are you saying I'm silly
for wanting to do it?
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All of you think
I'm silly, don't you?
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I do.
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Thanks a lot, mom.
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Oh, honey, don't...
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Oh, boy.
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She, uh, she seems upset.
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I better go talk to her.
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Sometimes only a brother knows
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what needs to be said.
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Modeling. Pfft.
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I better go, too.
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Sometimes only a sister knows
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what needs to be said.
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Modeling.
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I'll have to fake it.
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Elyse...
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Maybe you should think
about giving in
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on this one.
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Steven, she entered me
in a contest
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without asking me.
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Then... then she wrote
these phony biographies.
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Okay. Obviously, Mallory's
gotten carried away.
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But at least she... she...
She's taking some initiative,
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showing some enthusiasm.
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We've always wanted her
to care about something.
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I always hoped it'd be
physics instead of fashion.
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Well, they both start
with a "fff" sound.
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I'm not a model, honey.
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Models get so carried away
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with their outfits
and... and tossing their hair.
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It's just not me.
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It's just one day.
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It would mean so much to her.
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I guess it couldn't hurt.
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Oh!
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Man: Beautiful, beautiful.
I love it.
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Who's the mother?
Who's the daughter?
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I can't tell the difference.
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This is great, mom.
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Isn't this your idea of heaven?
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Yeah, well, I always
pictured a larger room.
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Okay, mom, Mallory.
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I'll be back in a couple of
hours to pick you up.
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Got to get dad from the dentist.
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Or I could wait around.
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Dad can hitch.
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Keaton girls, am I right?
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That's us.
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What did I tell you? Ed Hanson.
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I recognize you from your pictures.
Ed Hanson.
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What did I tell you?
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Here. My agency is
cosponsoring this event.
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Wow, you own your own agency.
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Thanks, sweetheart.
Well, come on. Hey.
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I think we're almost ready
for you. Come on, follow me.
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Isn't this great, mom?
I already have an agent.
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Remember... no frowning,
grimacing, pouting.
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And above all, don't smile.
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That causes more wrinkles
than anything.
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But, mom, what if they
want me to smile for the camera?
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A high-fashion model
never smiles.
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She holds her head steady
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and looks straight
at the horizon.
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You know you have
beautiful eyes?
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Thank you.
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Your nose and mouth
are no slouches, either.
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Not that I've ever seen
that mouth smile.
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Was that a smile?
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I think it was.
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Heather. What did
I just tell you?
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No laughing, no smiling.
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Oh. This must be your sister.
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You're mother and daughter
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going on a trip to Paris.
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Okay. Take it, Phil.
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Okay. Packing, packing, packing.
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Okay? You're smiling
as you're packing.
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You love packing.
You love traveling.
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That's beautiful.
You love smiling.
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Okay, keep it up.
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That's beautiful, Elyse.
Beautiful.
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Honey, sweetie, darling,
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would you mind just taking
one step behind your mom?
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That's beautiful, honey.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
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Okay! I'm exhausted!
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Camera!
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Okay. It's airport time.
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Let's go. We're going
to the airport.
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Come on. Line 'em up.
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Okay. You're getting ready.
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You're getting ready.
You're getting on the plane.
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You're airborne!
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Ooh! Ooh-ooh.
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Beautiful, beautiful.
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Uh-oh! Little turbulence.
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Little turbulence.
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Turbulence.
Give me more turbulence.
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I love the turbulence.
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Turbulence.
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Not so much turbulence, kid.
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Okay. Keep it going.
Keep it going.
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You're coming down
for a landing.
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You're coming in.
You're almost down.
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You are... Down!
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Okay! Beautiful!
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I have seen you before.
I know I have.
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Wasn't that you on
the cover of Cosmopolitan?
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No. This is my very first
modeling experience.
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You're not a professional model?
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Come on.
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No. My mom just brought me
here for the contest.
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You know, I'm, uh...
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I'm planning a little contest
of my own.
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Okay, ladies. Ladies.
We are in Paris now.
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We're in Paris. Okay?
Bonsoir. Bonjour.
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Merci.
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Okay, we're gonna
go for a little walk
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down the Champs-Elysées.
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Are you ready? Start a-walking.
265
00:10:56,930 --> 00:10:59,800
Beautiful.
Walking. Walking. Walking.
266
00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:02,460
Let me see a little Paris
in those faces.
267
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,460
Beautiful, beautiful.
268
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:08,000
Kid, that's a little
too much Paris.
269
00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:10,030
Elyse... you see
the Arc de Triomphe.
270
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,660
See it! Love it!
271
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,600
Point to it!
Show it to your kid!
272
00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,330
Show it to her.
273
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,900
You're not seeing it, kid.
274
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:18,300
It's a landmark. Love it!
275
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,860
Not that much, kid.
It's not the Eiffel Tower.
276
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,460
Honey, sweetie, darling,
would you mind
277
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,200
just moving a little further
to the right?
278
00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:27,930
A little further. That's good.
279
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,600
Further. Further.
280
00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:31,130
Further. Good.
281
00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,260
Further.
282
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,430
Ed: That's great, Elyse.
283
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,460
You look beautiful. Beautiful.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
284
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,330
That's terrific!
Keep shooting, Phillip.
285
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,530
Beautiful, Elyse. Beautiful.
286
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,800
Give me that smile
that only you can smile!
287
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,700
Beautiful! That is wonderful!
288
00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:46,630
That's fabulous! I love it!
289
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,530
It's beautiful,
fantastic, wonderful,
290
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,660
lovely, fabulous,
291
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,530
fantastic!
292
00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:01,430
Oh, thank you.
293
00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:03,490
Yeah, I've had a lot of
compliments on those photographs.
294
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,660
I never realized
295
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,360
so many people read
the Sunday supplement.
296
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,330
No, that... my first
modeling job.
297
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,030
Who is it, mom?
How much are they offering?
298
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:12,160
Don't sign anything yet.
299
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,730
Do you mind?
I'm trying to study here.
300
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,830
Study? Shouldn't the book
be on your head?
301
00:12:18,730 --> 00:12:21,560
Alex, you're not helping me
with my project!
302
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,100
I am going to get an "F,"
303
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:25,600
and I'll never get into college,
304
00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:28,500
and I'm gonna wind up
on the street selling thimbles!
305
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,930
Well, thank you.
306
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,760
I'll tell you, this doesn't
sound like it's for me.
307
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,830
Goodbye.
308
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,700
Details, ma. Give me details.
309
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:38,000
Well, I-it was
for a magazine ad,
310
00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:40,300
and they wanted me
to pose in a bubble bath.
311
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:43,260
Sounds like good exposure. Oh.
312
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,360
How does anyone expect me
313
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,100
to get any studying
done around here?
314
00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:49,730
Alex, you left me
stranded in Sweden.
315
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,760
Oh, bundle up. I'm on my way.
316
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,030
Quiet night by the hearth?
317
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,230
I tried to call you for hours.
318
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,600
Was the phone off the hook?
Mnh-mnh.
319
00:12:58,630 --> 00:13:00,830
People have been calling here
all day about modeling.
320
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,360
I guess they saw
that thing in the paper.
321
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,060
Hey. That must make
the two of you feel great.
322
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,260
What, are you kidding, dad?
323
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,760
I wouldn't waste my time
on that stuff.
324
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,100
I'll get it.
325
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,360
Oh, hi, Ed.
326
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,730
Hi there, Valerie.
327
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,330
Mallory.
328
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,760
Right.
329
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,300
Hey. Pretty exciting
having your picture
330
00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,460
in the paper, huh?
331
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,030
Oh, was it this week? Silly me.
332
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:24,930
I already threw it away
and shredded it.
333
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,760
Oh, well.
334
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,600
Uh, Ed. Uh, Steven Keaton.
335
00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:29,960
Come on in. And...
336
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,730
You must be Elyse's husband.
337
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:32,830
Yes, I am.
338
00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:35,860
Elyse! Elyse. Sit.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
339
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,100
Elyse...
340
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,160
Proper Penguin
frozen gourmet dinners
341
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,130
is looking for a spokesperson
342
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,400
for their TV commercial.
343
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:44,960
Elyse, they want you.
344
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,360
And they're
shooting it tomorrow!
345
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,900
Tomorrow? Oh, that's
such short notice.
346
00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:51,130
Hey, no one turns down
the Penguin.
347
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,960
I... I'm not sure about this.
348
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,430
Elyse, they took
one look at you and said,
349
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,130
"Elyse Keaton is
the Proper Penguin lady."
350
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,560
That's how I fell for her.
351
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,300
What do you say, Elyse?
352
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:05,560
$1,500 for one day's work.
353
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,960
$1,500...
354
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,460
This is ridiculous, right?
355
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,900
Right.
356
00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,830
Do you need
a Proper Penguin man?
357
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,150
Man: Places!
358
00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:19,310
Ready to go!
359
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:20,450
Oh.
360
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,280
Mallory. I-i thought
you all went bowling.
361
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,050
Oh, no. I told dad
to go ahead without me.
362
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,880
I've got a lot
of studying to do.
363
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,080
Oh, uh, sorry.
364
00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,880
Um, this is the day
for your little commercial.
365
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,550
I forgot.
366
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,410
I get out of your way.
367
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:38,350
Okay, people. This is for real.
368
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:41,350
Places, everyone. Places.
369
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,450
Roll 'em.
370
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:45,180
Proper Penguin
frozen food commercial.
371
00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:46,350
Take 1.
372
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,510
And... Action!
373
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:52,010
I was held up at work.
Traffic was awful.
374
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:54,010
How am I supposed to cook
an impressive dinner
375
00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:55,980
for 8 important friends
in 20 minutes?
376
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,750
What about the Proper Penguin?
377
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,110
Oh, I forgot.
378
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,850
Thank you, sir Penguin.
379
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,110
Look at that...
380
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:09,750
An entire gourmet meal
right in your freezer.
381
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,580
Escargots, turtle soup,
382
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:15,410
succulent Peking duck
with all the fixings.
383
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:16,780
And for dessert, uh...
384
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,150
Cut. Ye...
385
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:20,950
What is it?
386
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,510
Sorry. Mom, can I have
the ice cream that was...
387
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:28,250
It's r-right behind
the turtle...
388
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,050
Sorry.
389
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,950
Here, Mallory.
390
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,680
Now, please don't interrupt!
391
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,180
I won't. I'm sorry.
392
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,310
Can I just get a spoon?
393
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,610
No.
394
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:44,050
Ed: Places, everyone. Places.
395
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,010
Roll 'em.
396
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,850
Proper Penguin
frozen food commercial.
397
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,050
Take 2.
398
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,480
And action!
399
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:54,210
I was held up at work.
Traffic was awful.
400
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,380
How am I supposed to cook
an impressive dinner
401
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:58,350
for 8 important friends
in 20 minutes?
402
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,510
What about the Proper Penguin?
403
00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:02,810
Oh, I forgot.
404
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,480
Thank you, sir Penguin.
405
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:07,910
Look at that...
406
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,280
An entire gourmet meal
right in your freezer.
407
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,750
Escargots, turtle soup,
408
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:15,280
succulent Peking duck
with all the fixings.
409
00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,380
And for dessert... Oh.
410
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,580
Yes. Ooh.
411
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,680
Why not?
412
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,250
Crêpes suzette flambé.
413
00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:22,810
And I'll top it off
414
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,650
with Proper Penguin
premium Peruvian coffee
415
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,150
in this hardy
boil-in-the-bag pouch.
416
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,950
Why fool with instant?
417
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:34,850
Just pop it all
in the microwave.
418
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,410
Excuse me.
419
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:39,250
Cut! Cut, cut, cut.
420
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,650
It's just that
421
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:41,980
we don't have a microwave.
422
00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:44,510
We don't need a microwave
423
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:46,210
for the commercial!
424
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:47,280
Oh.
425
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,880
Sorry. Um, I'm just
trying to help.
426
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:53,150
Look, kid...
427
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,610
It's 114 degrees in this suit.
428
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,010
Maybe I'll take a walk.
429
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,250
Make it a long one.
430
00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,880
Ed: Okay. Places, everybody.
431
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:07,450
Places. Once more from the top.
432
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:11,080
Ready. And... Roll 'em.
433
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,980
Proper Penguin
frozen food commercial.
434
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,250
Take 4.
435
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,350
Ed: Okay. Very quietly.
436
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:19,380
Once again. And... Action.
437
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:22,950
I was held up at work.
Traffic was awful.
438
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,080
How am I supposed to cook
an impressive dinner
439
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,950
for 8 important friends
in 20 minutes?
440
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,510
What about the Proper Penguin?
441
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,750
He's locked out.
442
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,750
Cut. Cut.
443
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,110
Cut.
444
00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:39,980
Mallory.
445
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,410
Oh! Sorry.
446
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,080
Oh, stupid me.
447
00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:48,910
I-I locked the door.
448
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,350
Habit. Safety.
449
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,910
I'm sorry. Um...
450
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,710
I'm warning you, kid.
451
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:01,710
Proper Penguin
frozen food commercial.
452
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,380
Take 22.
453
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:05,550
Ed: Action!
454
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:08,810
I was held down at work.
Traffic was important.
455
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:11,610
How am I supposed to cook
8 friends and a Penguin?
456
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:27,850
I cannot believe
you behaved like that.
457
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,010
Finish the commercial, mom?
458
00:18:30,050 --> 00:18:33,180
Sure. After 34 takes.
459
00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:36,110
It's not my fault
you kept flubbing your lines.
460
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,580
I-I don't think I would have
flubbed them so much
461
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:41,110
if you weren't deliberately
trying to throw me off.
462
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:44,050
What? Is that what you think
I was doing in there?
463
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,010
I just happened to be
in the kitchen.
464
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,680
I was minding my own business.
465
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,550
Oh, and in
the middle of shooting,
466
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:51,080
you just happened to yell,
467
00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:54,310
"run for your life!
The house is on fire!"
468
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,050
Slipped out.
469
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,480
Mallory, you're acting
like a 9-year-old.
470
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,280
Obviously, something
is bothering you.
471
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,510
Please tell me what it is.
472
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,450
All right, I'll tell you
what's bothering me.
473
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,780
I'm the one
who wanted to be a model,
474
00:19:08,810 --> 00:19:10,180
and you stole that away from me.
475
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,810
Now I'll never be one.
476
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,180
I didn't steal
anything from you.
477
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,080
If you hadn't been there,
they would have chosen me
478
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,080
to be the Proper Penguin lady.
479
00:19:18,110 --> 00:19:20,410
Well, maybe not
the Proper Penguin lady,
480
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,750
but at least
the Proper Penguin daughter.
481
00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,580
I didn't want to get
into this to begin with.
482
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:26,080
You dragged me into it.
483
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:27,710
Maybe so.
484
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,710
But once you were there,
you certainly enjoyed it.
485
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:35,980
Why does it matter
so much to you
486
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,810
that I enjoyed it?
487
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:44,750
Because you forgot about me.
488
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,780
It's supposed to be
my big, shining moment...
489
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,250
And everyone
was shoving me aside.
490
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,680
You didn't even care.
491
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:54,250
It's like I didn't exist.
492
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:59,580
Honey, I-i didn't realize
I hurt you.
493
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:01,980
Yeah, you were too busy
with your makeup
494
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,350
and your lines
and your Penguin friends.
495
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,580
You didn't have time for me.
496
00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:10,280
I always have time for you.
497
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,210
I'm a mother first
and a Penguin lady second.
498
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:16,350
Don't tell your father.
499
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:21,050
Why did you do it, mom?
500
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,810
You knew how important
it was to me.
501
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,350
I don't know.
502
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,410
I guess I got carried away.
503
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,450
All that fuss,
all that a-attention.
504
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,710
It was flattering.
505
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,450
I guess I just didn't stop
506
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,910
to consider your feelings.
507
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,550
Everyone else has something
they're good at.
508
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:47,780
I just wanted
to be good at something, too.
509
00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:50,650
Honey, you're good
at lots of things!
510
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,710
Oh.
511
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:56,010
They're not the things that
anyone thinks are important.
512
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:03,050
Sometimes I feel like
such an outsider.
513
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,150
Honey, it's true, maybe,
514
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,350
that... that different things
are important to you,
515
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:14,250
but it shouldn't make them
any less valuable.
516
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,710
Then why does everyone
517
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,950
always make fun
of the things that I like?
518
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:22,780
If that's what's happening,
I'm so sorry.
519
00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:25,750
We should be much more aware
of your feelings.
520
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,410
Especially me.
521
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,410
Oh, honey.
522
00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:40,480
I should apologize, too.
523
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,380
It was pretty childish of me
524
00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:44,110
to ruin your commercial.
525
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:49,710
You were good, too.
526
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,350
I would have been
good, too, though.
527
00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:55,280
I mean, I have
everyone's lines memorized.
528
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,980
Even sir Penguin's.
529
00:21:57,010 --> 00:21:58,880
You did?
530
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,710
I was tied up at work.
Traffic was awful.
531
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:07,010
How am I supposed to cook
an impressive meal
532
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:09,280
for 8 important friends
in 20 minutes?
533
00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:12,810
What about the Proper Penguin?
534
00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,450
Well, thank you, sir Penguin.
535
00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:21,380
Well, hey. How'd the filming go?
536
00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:22,710
Okay.
537
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,280
Just okay, and you're
hugging like that?
538
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,650
Dad bowled a 200 game.
539
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,980
You don't see me
slobbering all over him.
540
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:35,150
No. But you did spike
the bowling ball.
541
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,380
So, mom...
542
00:22:38,410 --> 00:22:40,180
when's the next assignment?
543
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:42,010
Uh...
544
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,010
I'm not gonna do
any more modeling.
545
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,310
What?
546
00:22:45,350 --> 00:22:47,310
I thought you said it went okay.
547
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:49,780
Did they make you
eat that Penguin food?
548
00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,550
Mom, get... get ahold
of yourself.
549
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,350
We're talking about
a lot of money here.
550
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:59,710
Some things
are more important than money.
551
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:01,980
Name one.
552
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,850
Hello?
553
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,080
Oh. Hello, Ed.
554
00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:10,580
Uh, yes... well...
Well, thank you,
555
00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:13,850
but I'm really not interested
in doing any more modeling.
556
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,910
But maybe my daughter is.
557
00:23:15,950 --> 00:23:17,750
She happens to be right here.
558
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:19,310
Now, hold on. Just be relaxed.
Mom.
559
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:21,580
Calm down. Be yourself.
560
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,180
Bonjour, Edouard.
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