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♪ I bet we've been together
for a million years ♪
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♪ and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like
I started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed
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♪ and I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
each other through ♪
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♪ ooh-hoo
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♪ what would we do, baby
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♪ without us?
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♪ sha-la-la-la
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What an incredible meal, Elyse.
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Oh, thanks, Julia.
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Someday, I'm gonna write
an article about cooking.
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Do you think I have to learn
how to cook first?
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Not necessarily, mom.
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You wrote an article
about Eskimo mating rituals
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and you never...
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Bad example.
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You know, mom,
I'm really jealous.
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Since we've seen them last,
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they've been to Alaska,
Russia, China, Tibet.
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What's our next trip gonna be?
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Well, uh, in June,
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your cousin Harold's getting
married in Pittsburgh.
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Wow. We better get
our passports ready.
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Well, the projector's set up.
Uh, where are the slides, Julia?
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I'll get them.
They're in my bag.
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Boy, Alex is gonna be so excited
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when he comes home
and finds you here.
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Excited or panicked?
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You know, Alex was intimidated
by you when he was younger,
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but I'm sure
he's over that by now.
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Who are you kidding? I bet
he's still terrified of her.
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Oh, who's supposed to be
doing dishes tonight?
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- Alex.
- Alex.
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Who's on backup?
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- Jennif...
- Mallory.
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Oh, we have two winners
tonight... Jennifer and Mallory.
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So, where's Alex?
Why isn't he home yet?
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I have to be honest, Carrie...
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I don't usually worry
about that sort of thing.
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I see you two
are as close as ever.
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Carrie, I've never understood
why you're attracted to him.
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Neither have I.
That's the beauty of it.
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What do you possibly see in him?
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Well, for one thing, I like
the fact that I can beat him up.
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We all do.
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Boy, I love it when
Carrie and her mom are here.
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It's like
"My Dinner with Andre."
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With who?
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It's a movie.
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Oh.
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Alex, where have you been?
You missed dinner.
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I just spent two hours
arguing with Dr. Schulte
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about the school dress code.
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Our school doesn't have
a dress code.
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Does now.
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I wouldn't wear that to
school tomorrow, if I were you.
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You really think
you're hot stuff, huh, Alex?
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Pretty hot, yeah.
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You're sitting on top
of the world, aren't you?
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You bet.
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Remember Carrie Newman?
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Uh, c-Carrie Newman?
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Yeah. What does she
have to do with anything?
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She's in the living room.
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Ah... Ah, ge...
Uh... Carrie...
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Carrie Newman
is in this house now?
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Oh, my god.
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He's so cute
when he falls apart.
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Ever since you two were kids,
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she's had you
running around in circles.
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I love it.
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Come on, Jennifer. Let's get
the rest of the dishes.
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Don't leave me.
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Ah...
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All right. All right.
Don't panic.
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You're older now.
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You're more mature.
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You can handle this.
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I got to get out of here.
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Hi, Alex.
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Carrie!
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I-I was just coming in.
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You always enter a room
backwards?
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I'm breaking in
a new pair of shoes.
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Uh, you look great, Carrie.
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That's quite an outfit.
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Thanks. I found it
in a flea market in Brazil.
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Belonged to an Amazon woman
who had many male slaves.
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You don't look so bad yourself.
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Ah, thanks.
Uh, J. C. Penney's, Toledo.
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Never worn by anyone else.
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Uh, c-Carrie, uh,
now, don't try anything, okay?
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My parents are in the next room.
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Take it easy, Alex.
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All I want is
a friendly "hello" hug.
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How about
a friendly "hello" wave?
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Mom!
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You don't hug easy, Alex.
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So, uh...
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How long are you and your mom
in town for this time?
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Overnight? Couple of days?
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We're back for good.
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Oh...
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Julia took a job as regional
correspondent for newsweek.
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We're staying with you
until our house is ready.
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Alex, you're hyperventilating.
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T-there's nothing hyper
about this ventilating.
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It's good to see you, Alex.
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Old friends are special friends.
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It's good to see you, too,
Carrie.
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You know, Alex,
the last time I saw you,
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you were wearing a blond wig
and pinafore.
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That whole thing was your idea.
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Remember, you wanted
to paint my picture.
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"Alex in Wonderland."
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What do you say
we go out tomorrow night?
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Out of the question.
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C-Carrie, it is
the man's responsibility
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to make the advances, a-and...
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And it's the woman's duty
to fight him off.
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A-anyway, if we were to go out,
I should be the one to ask.
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Okay. Ask.
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Well, I can't ask
if you're telling me to ask.
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I mean, that's the same
as yo asking me.
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I am the man. I call the shots.
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Mom!
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Aw, there they are.
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4 years old...
Carrie and Alex taking a bath.
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Can we, uh, speed it up
a little, please?
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Let's give everyone a chance
to study the slide, Alex.
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This isn't film school, dad.
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Wasn't Alex adorable?
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He looks so round and soft
and cuddly.
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Like a gerbil.
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- Aww.
- Aww. -Aww.
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Sorry... last slide.
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Well, those were great!
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- Thanks, Julia.
- You're welcome.
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Carrie developed a lot
of the recent ones herself.
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I've got a darkroom
in the house.
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I bet you do.
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Hi.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Victor!
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You want to come in
and meet some of my friends?
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No.
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Uh, I mean, I can't.
Uh, my motor's running.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Victor. So nice to see you.
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Well, see you all later.
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Have a good time.
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Uh, nice almost meeting you.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Wow. Victor's a real hunk.
Where'd she meet him?
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We used to live next door
to his parole officer.
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Parole officer?
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Mrs. Newman, how can you let her
go out with a guy like that?
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I trust Carrie.
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I am opposed to this date.
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I just want to say,
for the record,
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that I am opposed to this.
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So recorded.
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You know,
this whole thing is my fault.
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I mean, if I had gone out with
Carrie, like she asked me to,
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she wouldn't have to go out
with societal dregs.
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Alex is jealous.
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You're dying to go out with her,
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but you don't have
the guts to do it.
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No, no, no. That... that...
That's where you're wrong.
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I'm gonna ask her out.
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But not because I want to.
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I'll do it
because duty calls me.
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I owe it to Carrie
to save her from herself.
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I've got to be strong
for both of us.
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She is... is a ship t-that has
lost her way in the night...
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And I'm her lighthouse.
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I've got to show her the way.
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And if I succeed,
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we'll both be
better human beings...
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And better citizens.
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Sounds like a fun date.
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Alex. I thought
you went to bed hours ago.
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Where could she be?
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I'm telling you,
Carrie is headed for trouble.
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Someone has got to show her
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how a proper young lady
should act.
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Let me guess
who that someone should be.
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I have got
our whole date planned.
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It's gonna be
a very wholesome evening.
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I thought we'd start
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with a quick trip
through the Art Museum.
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Good choice.
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They're having a wonderful
exhibit on the Rrenaissance nude.
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Probably wouldn't
have been time, anyway.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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First, we'll go
to the Red Cross, donate blood.
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Then, uh, I figured we'd tail
the bookmobile for a while.
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And if time permits,
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we'll go to the orphanage,
pass out lollipops.
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Alex, you don't go
to any of these places.
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Well, I'm not doing this
for me, mom.
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I'm doing this for Carrie.
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Why don't you just admit
that you want to go out with her
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because you like her?
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Like her?
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Mom, I am doing this
because I'm her friend.
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I am not romantically attracted
to her at all.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, Carrie.
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Nope. No attraction there.
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Well, it's late.
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I think maybe we should
all be going up now, don't you?
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Come on, Elyse.
They don't need ushers.
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Kids...
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Why did you wait up
for me, Alex?
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Oh, I-i didn't wait up.
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I'm always up at this hour.
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I-I happen to be
something of a night owl.
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I-I move by the rhythms
of the night.
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Where have you been?
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Dancing.
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There are no dance clubs
open at this hour.
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Streets are open.
The parks are open.
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You want to dance,
you can dance wherever you are.
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Even in the kitchen.
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Okay, you can lead.
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C-Carrie, I don't want to dance.
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I want to talk.
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We can dance and talk
at the same time.
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No, not me. I-i have to dance,
talk, and, uh, count.
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Okay, Alex. What is it?
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Uh, Carrie, I'd...
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I'd like to offer you
a unique experience with me
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that will change your life.
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I like a man with confidence.
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Ah, uh, Carr... Carrie...
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I think t-that you and I
should go out.
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Great. It's a little late,
but what the hell. Let's go.
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No, no. N-n-not now.
Tomorrow night.
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Oh, okay.
I'm free tomorrow night.
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You know what'd be really wild?
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W-wait a minute, Carrie.
Carrie, I am planning this date.
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I decide what we do
and... and when we do it
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and how much we enjoy it.
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All...
All you have to do
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is, uh, be ready
w-when I pick you up.
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Okay. Which room
do you want to pick me up in?
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Right, I-i forgot.
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We're, uh,
staying in the same house.
257
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,130
In the next room.
258
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,860
Well, I better rest up
for tomorrow night.
259
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,630
Good night, Alex.
260
00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,700
"Unique experience"
that will change my life.
261
00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:09,800
I don't think I'll be able
to go to sleep now.
262
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:20,930
Come on, Mallory. Will you get
out of the bathroom already?
263
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,930
You've been in there for
the better part of the century.
264
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,700
Sorry, Alex.
265
00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:31,360
Next time, I'll just
take a sponge bath.
266
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,000
Uh, dad, I didn't know
you were in there.
267
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,600
I told Mallory to let me know
as soon as she came out.
268
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,560
I got to have a shower
before my date.
269
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,860
What time are you going out?
270
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,200
8:00.
271
00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:43,660
Just under three hours.
272
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,200
If you hurry, you'll make it.
273
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,800
I'm sorry, Alex.
274
00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:08,130
I-I just... I didn't know
anybody was in there.
275
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,800
Oh, hey, the shower curtain
was closed.
276
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,830
T-the water was running.
How could you tell?
277
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,460
My mind must have been
somewhere else.
278
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,800
Go ahead. Finish your shower.
279
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,930
I'm too tense now.
280
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,500
I might drown.
281
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:28,630
Tell you what...
We can take one together,
282
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:31,800
and then I can save you
if you start to drown.
283
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:35,730
C-Carrie, please, will you just
go in and take your shower?
284
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,200
I'd like to be alone right now.
285
00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:41,660
Okay, okay.
286
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:45,800
By the way,
don't bother to change.
287
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,700
You look great.
288
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:01,300
Alex.
289
00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:06,060
Are there any more women
coming upstairs, or is this it?
290
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,760
Do you want me to call
my brownie troop?
291
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,130
Why not? W-w-why not?
292
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,700
I-I have no dignity left.
293
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,500
You didn't start out with much.
294
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,960
Alex?
295
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,860
I forgot to give you your robe.
296
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,660
Uh, yeah.
This is my robe, all right.
297
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,300
Alex, I'm shocked!
298
00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,730
Doesn't look like the start
299
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,600
of the world's
most wholesome date to me.
300
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,400
Hey, this is, uh, quite a place.
301
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:02,830
Don't you think?
302
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,760
Uh, it's everything
I thought it would be, Alex.
303
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,930
Where's Donny and Marie?
304
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,600
Hi. I'm your waitress...
Sherry.
305
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:15,130
Hi. I'm your customer...
Alex.
306
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,860
Uh, this is Carrie.
307
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,030
Oh, wow!
308
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,530
Sherry and Carrie.
309
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:26,760
Isn't that cute?
Our names almost rhyme.
310
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,160
It's staggering.
I... imagine the odds.
311
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,430
Ah.
312
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:34,700
So, what will
the gang be having?
313
00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:38,830
Uh, two apple pie
and two glasses of milk.
314
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,060
No, wait.
315
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,860
Actually,
make that one glass of milk...
316
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,400
Two straws.
317
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:47,930
Uh, I hope
I'm not being too forward.
318
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,100
You cad.
319
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,230
I'll be right back.
320
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,460
Don't miss me.
321
00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:59,760
We won't.
322
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:04,330
You know, it's really nice
to be here with you, Carrie.
323
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,500
Thank you.
324
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,600
It's nice to be with you, Alex.
325
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:11,800
I was... Kind of hoping
we could go somewhere with...
326
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,160
A little more ambience.
327
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,330
More romantic.
328
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:21,760
More intimate,
maybe some candlelight.
329
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,600
Uh, there's candlelight
right over there.
330
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,360
Alex, would you say
331
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,330
that I've been
a pretty good sport tonight?
332
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,630
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
333
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,130
Did I complain when you took me
to the bingo finals
334
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,330
at the Senior Citizens' Home?
335
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,760
No.
336
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,160
Did I complain when we went
to the Immigration Center
337
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,460
to watch new citizens
being sworn in?
338
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,560
No.
339
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,760
Alex, let's get out of here!
Come on!
340
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,330
We could go skydiving,
horseback riding,
341
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,760
dancing.
342
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,130
I know a great club
and a really hot band.
343
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,300
I want to get crazy
with you, Alex.
344
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,760
Don't you want
to get crazy with me?
345
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,200
Yeah.
346
00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:08,000
I-I mean, no. No! No. We can't.
347
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,230
Why not?
348
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:11,300
Because it defeats
the whole purpose of this night.
349
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,660
We can have fun without...
Having fun.
350
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:19,760
Alex, you can't tell me
this is a normal date for you.
351
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:23,200
The purpose of tonight
was not to have a normal date.
352
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,700
Well, you've succeeded there.
353
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:30,900
This is not the Alex
that I wanted to go out with.
354
00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:33,460
My Alex made me laugh.
355
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,800
He made me feel special.
356
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:39,030
And I could make him laugh
and feel special.
357
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:41,000
Where is he tonight?
358
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,600
That... that Alex
has no place here.
359
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,200
I'm here instead.
360
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:49,430
Carrie, I'm worried about you.
361
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:51,360
What are you talking about?
362
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,900
You know what I'm talking about.
363
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:56,500
I'm talking about
the... the way you act,
364
00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:59,660
the... the way you dress,
the way you talk.
365
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,700
You don't act
like a girl should act.
366
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,100
Y-you should be more like...
367
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,830
Sherry?
368
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:10,260
What is wrong with Sherry?
369
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,930
You put a brain in that head,
you got a real special girl.
370
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,530
So that's what tonight
was all about?
371
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,160
You were trying to show me
how to be a good little girl?
372
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:25,000
Carrie, you've got to settle
down before you do some damage.
373
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:28,460
I just want you to have
some pride, some self-respect.
374
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,730
I just want you to see
that there are other options.
375
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,400
You're right.
376
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,300
There are other options.
377
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:39,230
And I'm going to exercise
one of them right now.
378
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,660
See you 'round, Alex.
379
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:48,930
Oh, hi, Alex.
380
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,230
Hi, dad.
381
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,230
Up kind of late, aren't you?
382
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:56,560
To be honest, uh,
I'm waiting up for Mallory.
383
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,030
I know it's old-fashioned,
384
00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,730
but, uh, every time
she goes out with a new boy,
385
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,330
I can't help worrying a little.
386
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,060
I didn't know that.
387
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,890
That's because
I usually worry upstairs.
388
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,760
There's a lot more
to worry about
389
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,000
with girls than with boys,
isn't there?
390
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:15,060
Not more worries...
Just, uh, different ones.
391
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,200
But you would say
392
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,460
that a girl has to be
more careful than a guy?
393
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,900
You know, worry more
about her reputation,
394
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:23,530
her demeanor,
the way she acts in public.
395
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,900
Where's Carrie?
396
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,560
She walked out on me.
397
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,560
All I was trying to do
was help her,
398
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,160
and that's the thanks I get.
399
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,160
Maybe she didn't want
to be helped.
400
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,200
Maybe she's, uh,
happy the way she is.
401
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:40,060
Well, maybe she's happy with it,
but I'm not.
402
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,430
I guess that's the real problem,
isn't it?
403
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,230
Mm-hmm.
404
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:51,030
Why am I driving myself crazy?
405
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,300
I mean, she's not gonna change.
406
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,930
Not likely.
407
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,930
I-I guess I better just...
408
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,360
Forget about her, huh?
409
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,960
That would solve the problem.
410
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,860
Yeah.
411
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,560
You're right. It would.
412
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,260
Thanks, dad. Good night.
413
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,900
Good night, Alex.
414
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,560
Why do I have to be the one
to change?
415
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,000
Because you want to be with her.
416
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:22,730
You know what I feel like
when Carrie and I are together?
417
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,630
I-I feel like an astronaut
418
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:27,300
who never went
through the training program.
419
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,060
I'm out there
in some other world,
420
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,460
and I don't even know
how to fly the ship.
421
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,830
Well, then, uh...
422
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,360
You were lucky
to be with someone who does.
423
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,700
Yeah.
424
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:44,500
Guess you're right. I am lucky.
425
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,700
It's pretty amazing out there.
426
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:48,960
I know.
427
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,160
I married an astronaut myself.
428
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,760
Uh, dad...
429
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,700
If, uh, boys and girls are
supposed to be treated the same,
430
00:20:58,730 --> 00:21:00,800
how come you're waiting up
for Mallory?
431
00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:03,860
'Cause you're already home.
432
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,860
Uh, well, uh...
433
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,730
Think I'll finish
my waiting upstairs.
434
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:30,060
I just want to say right off,
I don't know why I came back.
435
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,500
I think I do.
436
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:34,600
You wanted to tell me
what a jerk I was,
437
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:35,860
h-how rude I was,
438
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:39,760
how obnoxious, presumptuous,
manipulative.
439
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,260
Keep going.
I think you're onto something.
440
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:46,230
Carrie, I-i am sorry.
441
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:51,130
Boy, this evening
really backfired.
442
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,200
I wanted to reform you,
to turn you into a real lady,
443
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,900
and instead...
444
00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:57,560
Instead what?
445
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:01,530
I think maybe
you already are a lady.
446
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:05,160
It's just that y-you're
a different kind of lady
447
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,330
from the kind of lady
that I think about
448
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,860
when I think
about the word "lady."
449
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:12,760
Alex, what if I decided
450
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,660
to become the good little girl
you want me to be?
451
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,830
Do you really think either of us
would be happy with that?
452
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:22,160
I don't know.
453
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,530
Carrie, we're so different.
454
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,160
Why do we like each other
so much?
455
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,260
Because we are so different.
456
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:31,860
Because we see in each other
457
00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:35,160
something we don't see
in ourselves.
458
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,900
And that's what
it's always been about, Alex.
459
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,160
What are we gonna do?
460
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,230
What we want to do.
461
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:55,830
I'm glad I asked.
462
00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:58,030
Will you go out with me tonight?
463
00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,260
I already did.
464
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:02,660
No, no, no. I mean, again.
It's still early.
465
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,230
I know a real romantic place.
466
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,760
Great ambience.
467
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,630
Sounds nice.
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