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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ Well, I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-lahhh ♪
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I don't mean to be rude,
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but do you mind if I use
this room for a while?
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No, go right ahead.
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Well, what I mean is...
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What I'm trying to say...
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Want us to leave?
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Well, not right away.
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I was hoping you could help
me clean up before you left.
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Do we have to leave
the grounds altogether?
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Can we find a room
somewhere to hide?
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Oh, you don't understand.
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Sherry Marshall's
gonna be here any minute
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and I'm anxious to make
a good impression on her.
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Who is Sherry Marshall?
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She happens to be a Pi Nu,
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the best sorority
in the whole world.
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She's the president.
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Is she coming alone or with
some Secret Service agents?
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Yesterday, out of all the
kids in Mrs. Pober's class,
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Sherry picked me to do
her science project with her.
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I think she may ask me
to pledge the sorority,
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so I want everything
to be perfect.
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Dad, can you give me
a hand with Skippy?
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Oh, no.
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Why are you
bringing him in here?
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Is that the voice of my beloved?
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Is that you, Mallory?
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I'm not your beloved, Skippy.
We've been through this before,
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I am your neighbor
and ex-baby-sitter.
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What happened?
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Oh, he was going out for a pass
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and he ran into the pole.
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I told you to run a
down-and-in, Skippy.
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You were supposed to
go to the pole and stop.
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I did. I stopped
when I hit the pole.
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Get a cold rag. Come
sit down, Skippy.
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Oh, Mom. Don't let him sit down.
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Sherry's gonna
be here any minute.
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He's hurt, he's gotta sit down.
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Well, then, at least cover
him up with something.
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Can't you talk nicely to Skippy?
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Sorry, Dad.
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Listen, Skip, uh,
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it's vital that you leave now.
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Someone very important is
on her way over to see me.
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Obviously, I don't want
her to think I know you.
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I understand.
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Much better.
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Come on, Skippy, let's
take a look at that scratch.
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Yeah.
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That's her. Get him out of here.
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Oh, Mallory!
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Hurry. Hurry.
Before she sees me.
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Hi, Sherry. Come on in.
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Hi.
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You know, I am really
glad we're partners.
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It's gonna be a lot of fun
and it's a great chance for us
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to get to know one another.
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Yeah, great.
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Where's Alex?
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Huh?
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Alex Keaton, isn't
he your brother?
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I suppose technically
he is, yeah.
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Anyway, I was thinking
about something
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along the lines of ecology.
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Maybe a chart showing
the breeding cycles of...
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So is he here?
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I don't know.
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We're really not that close.
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I run into him now and
again down at the market.
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Oh, I hope you don't mind.
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It's time for the commerce
and shipping news.
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Alex, we do mind.
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We're doing a
project for school here.
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All right. All right.
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I'll listen to it upstairs.
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It's a lot more exciting
in stereo anyway.
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Wait. You know
what? I'll go with you.
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I just love the commerce
and shopping news.
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Shipping.
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Right.
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You know, I don't
think we've met.
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I'm Sherry Marshall.
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Great. Take care of yourself.
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So, anyway, what do you
think about the ecology thing?
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Or maybe you have
something else in mind.
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Does Alex ever go out
with any of your friends?
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No, never.
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He says he has some
kind of reputation to uphold.
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That's too bad.
He's really cute.
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I was hoping, um, we
could double-date sometime.
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Double-date? Me and you?
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But, if Alex never goes
out with your friends...
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Uh, did I say never?
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I don't know what
I was thinking.
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You know, come to think of it.
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There's still some
openings on our sorority list.
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We're voting on them
next week at our big dance.
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That would be a great
place for a double date.
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I forgot my globe.
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Uh, how's your project coming?
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It's starting to shape up.
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Ah! I've come up
with a terrific idea
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for Mallory's science project.
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Isn't Mallory supposed
to come up with an idea?
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Her idea was for
Dad to come up with it.
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Anyway, I think she
should try making
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a scale model of a molecule.
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Mallory can't even make a salad.
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Steven, I can see it coming.
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You're gonna do the
whole project for her.
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Uh-uh.
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I learned my lesson on that
relief map of South America
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I did for Jennifer.
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I had to take an
incomplete on that one.
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I explained that
to you, Jennifer.
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I ran out of paste.
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Anyway, I still think you
should have handed it in.
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Mrs. Dannon's pretty sharp.
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I think she would have
noticed if Brazil was missing.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi. Okay.
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Jennifer, don't sit
there. That's Alex's chair.
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Since when?
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Well, he prefers to sit there.
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I think we should let
Alex have his way on that.
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He asks so little of us.
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Have you been under
your hair dryer too long?
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Morning. Hey, Alex.
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Hi, Alex. Your
favorite chair is ready.
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I've been holding it for you.
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What kind of cereal will
you be having this morning?
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This kind.
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Let me get that for you.
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Would you like some
toast to go with that?
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No, I'm, uh... I'm going
in early this morning.
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I haven't got time
to wait for toast.
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Well have Dad's.
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I'm sorry, Dad. I... I didn't
know you wanted that.
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Sure, there was no
way you could tell.
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Alex, what would you say if I
told you I could get you a date
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with one of the most
popular girls in school?
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I'd say that I don't need
your help to do that.
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Like who?
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She is a wonderful girl,
with a great personality.
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No. Sounds bad already.
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Look, Mallory, this wouldn't
be your friend Sherry, would it?
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Right. No way.
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Why not?
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Just the fact that you want me
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to go out with her is
enough reason not to.
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That's sweet.
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Look, Alex, for
some strange reason,
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Sherry Marshall
thinks you're cute.
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Now, I want you
to go out with her,
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say great things about me,
and help me get into Pi Nu.
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Mallory, you sound a little
desperate about the sorority.
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I'm not desperate.
But I wanna get in.
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But, is it worth joining
the sorority, though,
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if you have to be manipulative
and deceitful to get in?
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Yeah.
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Mom, you know what
these things are like.
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The hard part is getting in.
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And then once you're in,
then you can be yourself.
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Well, that's my ride. I
gotta be in early today.
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Oh, what do you say, Alex?
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She really thinks you're cute.
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Listen, Mallory, I
don't go out with girls
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who have I.Q.'s lower
than room temperature,
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who have contagious diseases,
or who are friends of yours.
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And there's certainly
some overlap
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in those three categories.
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How's your science
project going, Dad?
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Well, it's not my
science project, Jennifer.
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It's Mallory's.
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Having some trouble with it.
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What is it?
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Uh, ice.
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Don't let it melt.
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No.
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It's not really ice.
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This is a perfect representation
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of a group of crystallized
water molecules.
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Your father's very proud
of it. He's hoping for an A.
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Why won't you
help me out on this?
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It's just one date. That's all.
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It's the principle, Mallory.
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I am not some cheap floozy
available for one-night stands
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with people you want to impress.
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Next thing, you'll be asking me
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to jump out of a cake.
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Hi. I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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Hi, Skippy. Actually no,
we're just going in to dinner.
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As luck would have it,
I'm free for dinner tonight.
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That is lucky.
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Forget it, Skippy.
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She's kidding. You're
welcome to stay for dinner.
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But call your mother.
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She sent me over.
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So, Skippy, what
do you think of my...
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I mean Mallory's
science project?
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Well, my Dad, I mean,
mine came out better.
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Mallory's not finished yet.
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Alex, I'm not just
here for dinner tonight,
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I'm here for a
victory celebration.
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Congratulate me and pay me.
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What are you babbling about?
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Well, remember that bet
we made about six years ago
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that I would never get any
grade higher than a C in school?
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Well, read this and weep.
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This is a hygiene test.
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This doesn't count!
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Look at these questions
"When do you use soap?"
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How could you miss that?
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A test is a test, Alex.
You owe me fifty bucks.
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I haven't got fifty bucks.
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It's dinnertime, for one of you.
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Your mother said I
could stay, Mallory.
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She's had a high fever,
Skippy, she hasn't been herself.
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Skip.
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If I can get Mallory to
let you stay for dinner,
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will you knock five bucks off?
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I'll take off ten.
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You drive a hard
bargain, Skippy.
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You know, I could be persuaded
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to forget the entire fifty
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if you could get Mallory
to go out with me.
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I'd love to go along with
you on that one, Skip,
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but let's try and stay
in the real world here.
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It's just a chance for us
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to help each
other out, that's all.
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Dinner is on the table.
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Mallory, can I talk
to you for a second?
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What is it?
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I was thinking, Mallory,
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yesterday, you came to
me in your hour of need,
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to ask of me a favor.
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I think that my rejection
might have been a little hasty.
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00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,573
You mean you'll
go out with Sherry?
256
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,676
Yeah, I think so.
257
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,578
Great! That is wonderful!
258
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:11,347
Uh, there is, however,
259
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,505
one small favor that
I'd like to ask of you.
260
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,219
Name it, anything.
261
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:20,590
I'd like you to go out
on a date with, uh,
262
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,747
Young Erwin, here.
263
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:28,164
I'd rather enter a convent.
264
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,834
I'm flattered by
the competition.
265
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,103
Come on, Mallory, we
can make this palatable.
266
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,371
It doesn't have
to be a long date.
267
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,972
You don't even have to be civil.
268
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:37,973
Do I have to talk to him?
269
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,141
Skip?
270
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,477
Well, a couple of
words would be nice.
271
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,045
Of course, you'll
have to talk to him.
272
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,080
Then it's off.
273
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,547
Conversation's
overrated, Skippy.
274
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,251
The important thing
is you'll be together.
275
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,218
Okay, forget the talking.
276
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,753
I'm flexible on that one.
277
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,488
Do I have to go out
in public with him?
278
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,756
That's up to Alex.
279
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,357
I'm afraid so. See,
we'll double-date.
280
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,326
We'll go together
to the Pi Nu dance.
281
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,361
I'm not dancing with him.
282
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:02,832
There's not gonna be
any dancing, Skippy.
283
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,968
There's gotta be dancing.
This point is non-negotiable.
284
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,192
I don't think he's
bluffing, Mallory.
285
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,506
All right, one dance.
286
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,674
Two dances, one slow.
287
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,175
Mallory?
288
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,845
I'd almost rather
die than do this.
289
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:19,270
Sounds like a "yes" to me, Skip.
290
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,054
Now, don't lay it
on too thick, okay?
291
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,224
I mean, tell Sherry how
wonderful I am and all that,
292
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,914
but don't get too
gushy about it.
293
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,596
I'll try and control myself.
294
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,199
Hey, you two guys look great.
295
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,734
You really think
so? I'm so nervous.
296
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,102
What's the big deal?
297
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:43,038
The big deal is that
my life, my reputation,
298
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:46,242
my entire social status
is in Alex's hands.
299
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,777
Then you shouldn't be nervous.
300
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,001
You should panic.
301
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,984
Well, everybody all ready to go?
302
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:55,984
Yeah.
303
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,786
I guess.
304
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:58,921
You look terrific, Mallory.
305
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,022
Thanks, Mom.
306
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:04,093
Mallory, this is for
you from Mom and me.
307
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,794
Oh, thank you!
308
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,597
Now I was under the impression
that you two weren't too crazy
309
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,132
about the idea of my joining.
310
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,468
Well, we're not happy about
the way you're getting in
311
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,692
but we know it's
important to you.
312
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,074
Alex, what made
you change your mind
313
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,708
about going out with Sherry?
314
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,778
Well, I, uh, thought it over,
315
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,847
and, I realized that if it
meant that much to Mallory,
316
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,950
it means that much to me.
317
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,953
Okay, you don't have to
tell us if you don't want to.
318
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,549
Skip!
319
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,335
Skippy. What are you doing
here? I told you I'd meet you there.
320
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,860
I know, but you didn't
tell me where it was.
321
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,141
Mallory, I don't mean to pry,
322
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,476
but I'm kind of surprised
that, you and Skip...
323
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,712
Well, I mean that
the two of you...
324
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,980
That we're going out on a date?
325
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:58,981
Yeah.
326
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,349
I had to do it.
327
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,251
It's the only way I could get
Alex to go out with Sherry.
328
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,921
Yeah, you see, I'm
going out with Sherry
329
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,923
so Mallory will
go out with Skippy
330
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:08,957
so I don't have to pay Skippy
331
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,941
the money I owe
him on a stupid bet.
332
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:15,297
Ah, to be young and in love.
333
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,308
So this is a great sorority.
334
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,611
All girls, right?
335
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,112
Right.
336
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,647
Well, I think you're
making a great move
337
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,348
asking my sister to join.
338
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,684
I mean, she is a
girl and everything.
339
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,853
Alex, did anyone ever tell you
340
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,323
that you have a
really cute nose?
341
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,224
This one? Yeah.
342
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,627
Yeah, I like the way
it just sits right there
343
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,962
just right in the
middle of your face.
344
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,898
Well, I've tried
other locations,
345
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,588
but I've always found
that this one works best.
346
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,238
You're funny, Alex.
347
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,907
You know, I find a
sense of humor in a man
348
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:03,400
to be incredibly
sexually exciting.
349
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,239
A priest and a rabbi
are in a rowboat.
350
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,987
Hi, you two. Having fun?
351
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,288
We were.
352
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,457
Now, don't believe
everything Alex tells you.
353
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:18,160
I do have some flaws.
354
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,162
Here's one now.
355
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:24,755
So, Alex, how are you
doing with your woman?
356
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,469
Yeah, come on.
357
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,438
I'm gonna have to dance
with you sooner or later.
358
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,028
Let's get it over with.
359
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,744
They make a cute
couple, don't you think?
360
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,213
Now, where were we?
361
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,748
Oh, I can't remember exactly.
362
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,952
Something about you
finding me incredibly exciting.
363
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:47,122
You know, Alex, I've admired
you from afar for a long time.
364
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,814
Well, now you can
admire me from a-close.
365
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,627
Okay, everyone. Okay.
366
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:55,531
This is the moment
we've all been waiting for.
367
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:59,723
It's time to announce the
lucky new members of Pi Nu!
368
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,629
Congratulations Karen Sheldon!
369
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,432
Donna Baldwin!
370
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,567
Annette Marilla!
371
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,405
And Katie Brewster!
372
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,877
Welcome to our little family!
373
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,497
Excuse me.
374
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,599
Are you sure you didn't
miss any names on that list?
375
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,800
No, that's all.
376
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,270
Um, my name's Mallory Keaton.
377
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,860
Can you check one more time?
378
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,310
I don't see your name
on here anywhere.
379
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,078
I don't think it was submitted.
380
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,470
I don't understand.
381
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,206
Come on, Alex, let's go home.
382
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,795
Alex. Let's go.
383
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,831
Mallory, do you mind?
384
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,899
Alex, my name
was not on the list
385
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,368
to pledge the sorority.
386
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,503
What are you talking about?
387
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,505
Sherry, wasn't Mallory's
name on the list?
388
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,940
I don't know, I'm not on
the membership committee.
389
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:16,044
Well, I thought you
said you were gonna...
390
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,447
Well, Mal, these things happen.
391
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,050
I mean, obviously,
Sherry did all she could.
392
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,574
Alex, I wanna go home now.
393
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,990
Sorry. I know how you feel.
394
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,280
I'll see you there.
395
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,810
You're not coming with me?
396
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,262
I have responsibilities,
Mallory!
397
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,086
I'm needed here.
398
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,601
Mallory.
399
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,625
I'll take you home.
400
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,878
Mallory.
401
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,079
Hi, Dad.
402
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,781
Why are you sitting
here in the dark?
403
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,184
I was just thinking.
404
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,285
What's that?
405
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,488
Oh, this is your,
uh, science project.
406
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,257
I couldn't sleep so I
thought I'd work on it a little.
407
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,093
How am I doing on it?
408
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:07,062
I'll be honest, Mal,
you're having trouble.
409
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,199
At this point it's a B
or a B plus at best.
410
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,568
Well, Dad, what's
important is not the grade
411
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,404
but what you learn from it.
412
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,072
How was the dance?
413
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,140
It's terrible.
414
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,476
I wasn't even invited
into the sorority.
415
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,612
Honey, what happened?
416
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,280
Do you wanna talk about it?
417
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:26,682
What happened is that Sherry
418
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,084
never even put
my name on the list.
419
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,553
I mean, she got what she
wanted, then forgot all about me.
420
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,323
Oh, Mal, I'm sorry.
421
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,592
How can I be so stupid?
422
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,394
Sherry was just using me.
423
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,095
Look, this may be hard to face,
424
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,332
but, uh, weren't
you using her too?
425
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,200
That's different. How?
426
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,258
It worked for her.
427
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,472
Thought I heard voices.
428
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,640
How was the party?
429
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,810
Jennifer, your
brother is a jerk.
430
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,478
I know that.
431
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,946
How was the party?
432
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,181
You didn't get in, did you?
433
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,816
Nope.
434
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,152
I'm sorry, honey.
435
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,686
Forget them, Mallory.
436
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,990
We don't need those
stinky P.U.'s anyway.
437
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,758
Pi Nus.
438
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,226
Same thing.
439
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,428
How could Sherry
use me like that?
440
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,797
And Alex knew she used me
441
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,865
and he still stayed
there with her.
442
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,268
Well, we haven't heard
Alex's side of the story.
443
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,402
Well, what could he say?
444
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,070
"I'm sorry Sherry
ruined your life,
445
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,705
but I think she's cute"?
446
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,175
Yeah, he could say that.
447
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,398
I can definitely picture
Alex saying that.
448
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,916
I never got my slow dance!
449
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,518
The party's over, Skippy.
450
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,054
Aren't you afraid
you're spoiling him?
451
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,556
It's just Skippy.
452
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,958
Mallory, for someone who
was treated rudely, tonight,
453
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,826
you haven't learned
any lessons from it.
454
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,861
What do you mean?
455
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,396
It's a little difficult for us
456
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,332
to have any sympathy for
the way Sherry treated you,
457
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,956
with Skippy out
there in the shrubbery.
458
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,304
Alex!
459
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,906
I thought I saw a light on.
460
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,075
Alex, you have a lot of
nerve, coming back home.
461
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,476
Mallory, just hear me out.
462
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,913
Yeah, I'll bet Alex
told that Sherry off.
463
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,349
He probably just didn't
wanna walk out on her.
464
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,106
You were just being
polite, right, Alex?
465
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,975
Right, Alex?
466
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,480
Talk to me, Alex.
467
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,261
Can I speak to
Mallory alone, please?
468
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,431
Well, you guys do have
some things to work out.
469
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,155
Let's go on up to bed.
470
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,970
Skippy, why don't
you go into the kitchen
471
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,907
and make yourself a
few dozen sandwiches?
472
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,332
Okay, but don't go to
bed without telling me.
473
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,415
I hope you're proud
of yourself, Alex.
474
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,117
What kind of brother are you?
475
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,151
Wait a minute, Mallory.
476
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,220
Let's go back a few steps, here.
477
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,389
You're the one who
started this whole thing.
478
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,756
You wanted me to
go out with Sherry.
479
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,125
You wanted me to like her.
480
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,960
Yeah, but you were
supposed to stop liking her
481
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,528
once I didn't get into Pi Nu.
482
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,529
I'm sorry.
483
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:55,697
I should have read my rule book
484
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:59,301
on Trickery and Manipulation
in Teenage Dating.
485
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,371
No. Don't play
martyr with me, Alex.
486
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,073
You used me to get out
of your bet with Skippy.
487
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,875
I used you?
488
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:10,112
You used me first to go out
with Sherry to get you into Pi Nu.
489
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,948
That's only because Sherry
was using me to get to you!
490
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,183
Exactly! Sherry used me.
491
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:18,441
You used me. I'm the only
one who got used twice.
492
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:25,126
And I wasn't even
trying to get into anything!
493
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,483
Well...
494
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,324
You know what I mean.
495
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:41,643
Listen to us, we're arguing over
which one of us was more sleazy.
496
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,400
I think you won.
497
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,050
Let's face it.
498
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:51,886
This has been quite an unsavory
chapter in our young lives.
499
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,555
I guess.
500
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:54,723
You know, when you think of it,
501
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,758
the only one of us
who was pure of motive
502
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,927
and noble of heart is
that young man in there.
503
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,888
I'm sorry. I'll clean that up.
504
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,469
I don't know, Alex,
505
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,338
it's like I had temporary
insanity or something.
506
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,273
I wanted to get into
that sorority so bad
507
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,909
that nothing else mattered.
508
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,111
Everybody goes
through a moment or two
509
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,647
like that in their
lives, Mallory.
510
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,784
Where was my
pride? My self-respect?
511
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,108
They didn't want me.
Why did I want them?
512
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,823
They do have great sweaters.
513
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,526
I'm sorry, Alex. I really
owe you an apology.
514
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,061
Well, it's possible
that my behavior
515
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,864
has not exactly
been above reproach.
516
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,100
I owe you an apology too.
517
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,802
Accepted.
518
00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,236
If it makes you feel any better,
519
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,405
I told Sherry that if you
weren't good enough for her,
520
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,940
she wasn't good enough for me.
521
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,975
I'm not gonna be
seeing her anymore.
522
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,569
That's for me.
523
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,616
But you just said...
524
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,784
Yeah, well, that's not Sherry.
525
00:22:56,808 --> 00:22:58,187
That's Lisa.
526
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,888
She's the sergeant at arms.
527
00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,124
She's not like
those other girls.
528
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,258
You'd really like her.
529
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,060
I'll bet.
530
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,962
Why don't you go
on up and go to bed.
531
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,198
I will. I got something to
take care of first, though.
532
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,433
What?
533
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:13,156
I owe somebody something.
534
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,829
Can you come in here please?
535
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,904
Erwin, they're playing our song.
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