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♪ I'll bet
We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't
No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Alex, I got a problem.
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You mean, you've
narrowed it down to one?
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Oh, come on. You know
I have to do that paper
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on the Louisiana Purchase.
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I thought it was about
shopping in Louisiana.
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Can you help me out?
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Mallory, you know that I'm...
I'm willing
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to help those less fortunate
than myself,
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and you certainly fall
into that category.
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But, uh, we gotta go
to Grandma's in a few minutes.
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So catch me
when I got a spare decade.
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Thanks, Alex.
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I wish we could
just go straight to Grandma's.
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I wish we could talk Mom and Dad
out of going
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to their Lamaze reunion.
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I don't think so, Jen.
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But they said we're just gonna
stay for a few minutes.
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I am as anxious as you are
to get to Grandma's.
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I mean, I-I love that woman.
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We got a very special
relationship.
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Can't wait to go to her house.
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That's only because Lisa Tobin
lives next door to Grandma.
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I have no interest
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in Lisa Tobin.
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Anyway, she lives two doors down.
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Anyway, Jen, you're only
anxious to get to Grandma's
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'cause she's got cable TV.
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That's not true.
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I love Grandma.
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If she happens
to have 136 channels,
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so be it.
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Okay, everyone,
we're ready to go.
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We have everything! Heh.
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Pictures of the baby,
the baby's diapers,
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the baby's seat,
the baby's food.
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Where's the baby?
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Well, he should
be along any moment.
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I better go hurry him up.
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Mom, you'll be sure to tell
Grandma why I can't come?
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Now, you sure
you don't wanna come with us?
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No, I'll be fine.
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Yeah, Mom,
we better get going, huh?
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I don't want
to disappoint Lisa... Grandma.
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Can't we just go straight
to Grandma's?
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Do we have to go
to this reunion?
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We don't have to go,
we want to.
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We have a lot in common
with these people.
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We went through natural
childbirth classes with them.
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Your father and I are really
looking forward to it.
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Elyse, do we really have to go
to this reunion?
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Why don't we just go
to your mother's?
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We'll have a great time, Steven.
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Okay, let's go.
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Uh, Mal, you're sure
you'll be okay?
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I'll be fine.
Okay.
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Well, we're very proud of you
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for putting
your schoolwork first.
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That's right, Mal.
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Your pursuit
of passing grades,
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no matter how futile,
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is entirely commendable.
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And to reward you,
I'm gonna let you use
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the Alex P. Keaton archives,
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located in
the Alex P. Keaton trunk
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in the, uh,
Alex P. Keaton basement.
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Okay. Let's go!
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Have a great time.
Say hello to Lisa for me.
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Okay.
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Lisa?
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Who's Lisa?
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"Contrary
to popular belief,
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the Louisiana Purchase is not
about shopping in Louisiana. "
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Hi.
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I, uh, came in the back door.
I thought I'd surprise you.
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Are you surprised?
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Skippy,
what do you want?
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Someone to talk to.
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A friendly face.
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Well, there's no one
like that here.
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Please leave.
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I have some
studying to do.
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Well, can I watch?
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Oh, please, please?
I- I'll be quiet.
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You... You won't even
hear me breathe.
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I won't breathe.
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Skippy, knock it off.
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Wait, there is something
you can do for me.
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Oh, name it. Anything.
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Okay, there's something
I need out of the basement.
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There's a big,
heavy trunk there.
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It's dusty, and it's covered
with cobwebs.
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And as soon as you bring it up
here, you got to leave.
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Thanks, Mal.
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I knew you'd come around.
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Oh, is it
yucky in here.
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Look at all
these cobwebs.
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These, uh, webs,
they remind me
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of the web that you've spun
around my heart, Mallory.
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Uh, let's get the trunk.
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Come on.
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What's in here?
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Uh, it's just
Alex's old papers.
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He must have
used heavy ink.
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What's going on?
Open the door.
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I'm trying, Mallory.
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Well, just reach around
and flip the latch.
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What latch?
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You mean, you shut the door
all the way?
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Yeah. Is that bad?
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Oh, Skippy,
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we're locked down here now.
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And my family's
out all day,
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and then they're staying
overnight at my grandmother's!
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You mean, we're gonna be
locked down here all night?
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Yes!
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Darn the luck.
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Hi!
Hi, how are you?
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Leonard, how you doing?
Good to see you again.
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This is Andrew.
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You remember
Jennifer and Alex.
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Oh, he's very cute.
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Uh, thanks, Marge.
Got a new haircut.
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Where's your baby?
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Ah, this is Louis.
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And this is Lois.
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Oh!
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Oh, that's great.
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That's right,
you had twins!
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Oh, I don't know what
I'd do if I had twins.
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That must be an awful lot
of work, isn't it?
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Yes, it is
a lot of work,
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but we're very happy.
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Hi, Jennifer.
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Oh, it's good to see you again,
Alex, I'm glad you could come.
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Oh, no problem.
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Our grandmother lives near here,
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so we're just gonna
spend the night there.
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She has cable TV.
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Yeah, and if she gets a VCR,
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we may spend Christmas with her.
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We have cable TV too.
63 stations.
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Really?
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Len, Leonard, Len,
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do you, uh...
Do you by any chance
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get, uh, Channel 31?
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The Playboy channel!
Ah...
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Yes, we do!
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Aha.
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Is that what that is?
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I thought it was
religious programming.
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Alex, I asked him first
about the cable TV,
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and I want to watch
the hockey game.
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Well, that's on Channel 28.
It's in the den.
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Thanks.
Jen, hockey's overrated.
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Jen, they're all men.
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Oh, hey, hey.
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I guess this, um...
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This crying is a little...
A little contagious.
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Oh, I'll get that.
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Oh, hey!
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How are you?
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Hi, everybody.
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Hey, nice place.
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You brought your babies?
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I told you we were supposed
to bring Larry Jr., Suzie.
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Well, I'm sorry, Larry.
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I misunderstood
the invitation.
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Wait a second,
wait a second.
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Two couples,
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three babies.
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Hey, Suzie, someone
brought an extra.
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No... Heh.
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No, no, M-Marge and Leonard
had twins.
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Oh, twins.
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Oh, that's great.
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And if Larry Jr. were here,
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you'd see that
he's a really great baby too.
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Yeah, he really is.
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Well, maybe we should
run home and get Larry Jr.
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We could be back
in two hours.
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Don't be ridiculous, Suzie.
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We're already here,
without Larry Jr.,
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thanks to you.
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Dad, Alex won't let me
watch the hockey game.
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Look, that's not true,
it's between periods.
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And I-I just wanted
to watch
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a few minutes
of Congress in session.
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I've never seen naked
congressmen before, Alex.
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I'm so proud
to be an American.
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Will you two knock it off?
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Well, tell him to give me back
the remote control!
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Marge, Lois won't
stop crying.
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Well, what do you
want me to do, Leonard?
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Reason with her?
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A sea of babies,
we're the only ones without one.
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Show them
the pictures, Larry.
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Pictures aren't the same thing
as a real baby.
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Well, what do you want me
to do?
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Come on. Honey...
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Honey,
give me a hand here.
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Come on. Jennifer! Come on.
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Now, honey, please.
Come on. Please!
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We should do this
more often.
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Oh!
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I felt something give
that time.
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It might have been
my shoulder.
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Don't worry about that, Skippy.
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Just keep going.
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Ugh!
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No, Mallory, it's no use.
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Do you happen to have
any explosives on you?
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I can't believe that
we're locked in the basement.
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We could run out of air.
Well...
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try not to think of it
as a basement.
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Think of this...
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as a dungeon.
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Oh, okay,
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I feel better now.
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You see,
I have been sent
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by the noble house
of Handleman
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to rescue you.
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See, you're the beautiful
damsel in distress.
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And I am a knight.
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You are an idiot.
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Well, what about
that window?
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It leads to the backyard,
doesn't it?
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Yeah, it's nailed shut.
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Well, at least no one
can break in.
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We're stranded here and no one's
gonna be here till the morning.
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We don't even have
anything to eat!
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Oh, but that's where
you're wrong, Mallory.
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Look at this.
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What is that?
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It's a package of Cup-a-Soup.
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Skippy, you're a real dope.
Where's the cup?
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Right here.
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Where's the hot water?
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I never tried it that way.
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Well, well, well.
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What do we have here, huh?
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A hot-water heater.
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Mallory,
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you're a genius.
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Ha-ha!
262
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,590
This is terrific!
263
00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,740
Uh, w-we've got heat,
264
00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:46,010
we've got hot water,
we've got soup.
265
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:48,440
We could live here.
266
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,780
Just make the soup,
Skippy.
267
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,110
All right, uh...
268
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,410
Stand back.
269
00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,750
This is my first wet cup
of Cup-a-Soup.
270
00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,500
Let's see here.
271
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,870
Uh-oh.
272
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,270
What?
273
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,400
Well, if you want
my professional opinion,
274
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,300
I busted it.
275
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:15,400
Oh, great,
now we have no heat!
276
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,600
Well, uh, don't worry now.
277
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,700
It's, uh...
278
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:19,400
It's probably just
a fuse.
279
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,470
Fuse? Do you know anything
about fuses?
280
00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:22,940
Are you kidding?
281
00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:25,570
Mallory, they don't call me
Handy Handleman for nothing.
282
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,080
Okay. Now, stand back.
283
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:30,040
Let's see here.
284
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,040
Uh-huh, ah,
here's the culprit.
285
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,740
Here's the culprit. Ah!
286
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,210
Uh-oh.
287
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,550
Nice going, Handy.
288
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,710
Now, we've got no heat
289
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,440
and no light.
290
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,850
But we've got
each other, Mallory.
291
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,750
Help!
292
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:55,050
I- I've almost got this
figured out.
293
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,620
All I need is one more thing.
294
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,580
What?
295
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,050
An electrician.
296
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,920
Here, let me...
Let me take a look at it.
297
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,220
See, if this were
my hair dryer,
298
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,520
what would I do?
299
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:11,190
You'd be drying your hair
with a fuse box.
300
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,820
Wait, what if I took
this one out of here...
301
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,320
Uh, Mallory, I...
I wouldn't do that!
302
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,620
Don't.
... and put it into here.
303
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,420
That's very nice.
304
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:26,330
We can see
each other again.
305
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,660
I'm so grateful.
306
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,790
Skippy, look, the only way
307
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,860
we're gonna get out of here
is the window.
308
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,230
There must be some way
to open it.
309
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,730
All right, all right, let me,
uh, have a look at it now.
310
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,380
Move this.
311
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,000
Stand back.
312
00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:41,930
Mallory,
313
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,260
this may be the last time
we ever see each other.
314
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,460
Good.
315
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,950
Here I go.
316
00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:48,400
Uh, okay.
317
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,200
All right.
318
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:54,000
I got it open.
Oh, boy.
319
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,970
Well, there's plenty
of snow here if we need it.
320
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,170
There.
321
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,910
Can you get out, Skippy?
322
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,470
No, I'm sorry.
323
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:10,610
There's no way I can fit
through the bars.
324
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,710
Maybe if I buttered myself.
325
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,040
Oh...
326
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,880
Oh, great!
Now the window's stuck open.
327
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,710
We're gonna freeze to death!
328
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,250
What are we doing?
329
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,820
Jumping jacks.
330
00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:37,310
Oh, good idea.
331
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,750
It's very important that we be
in top physical condition
332
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,580
when we die.
333
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,650
Skippy, I'm just trying
to keep warm.
334
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,070
Where you going?
335
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,450
What are you doing?
336
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:48,490
Why... Ow!
337
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,450
Ah! Ooh!
338
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,490
What's wrong?
Ooh!
339
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,020
It's my ankle.
340
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,890
It's...
It's an old Cub Scout injury.
341
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,690
Here, come on.
Sit down.
342
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,620
Come on.
343
00:14:58,290 --> 00:14:59,870
Mallory, I'm sorry.
344
00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:01,420
This is all my fault.
345
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,060
I- I got us locked down here
346
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,770
and I goofed up the window
347
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,420
and now I hurt myself.
348
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,890
Right when you need me the most.
349
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:09,040
Skippy, just relax.
350
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,120
I can't relax, Mallory.
351
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,220
I'm supposed
to be your knight.
352
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:15,730
Now, I've got to find something
to keep my damsel warm.
353
00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,060
There's gotta be something...
354
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,900
What...? What did you say
was in this trunk?
355
00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:21,760
Uh, it's just
Alex's old junk.
356
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:26,960
Mallory,
357
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,930
there are clothes in here.
358
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,150
We can put them on
and be warm.
359
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,330
Oh, great, Skippy.
Nice going.
360
00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:35,260
Oh, don't thank me.
361
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,730
That's what
us knights are for.
362
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,870
It's too bad the babies
are still asleep. Mmm.
363
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,010
I wonder
if Larry Jr. is asleep.
364
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,580
He looks so cute
when he's sleeping.
365
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,210
Remember, Suzie?
366
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,810
Well, you know, it...
It is great
367
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,210
getting together
like this.
368
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,250
I... I was just, uh, saying
to Elyse on the drive over here
369
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,480
that we really don't know
each other that well.
370
00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:16,810
No.
371
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:22,650
I don't mean that she and I
don't know each other that well.
372
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,880
I...
I, uh, meant all of us.
373
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,780
Oh.
374
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,730
That's true, you know,
during the Lamaze classes,
375
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,620
we didn't have much
of a chance to socialize,
376
00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:36,020
but... But now we can just
sit back and relax and talk.
377
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,820
That's right.
Right.
378
00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,520
Hey, and talk about something
other than babies.
379
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,060
What a relief.
Finally.
380
00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:51,970
So, what'd you guys think
of that election? Oh.
381
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,750
Oh, boy, we're pretty upset,
let me tell you.
382
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,490
Who wants another four years
with that guy?
383
00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:58,830
We think
he's doing a fine job.
384
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,260
That's right.
385
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,290
I, uh...
386
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,960
Well, I don't
follow politics. Heh.
387
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,550
Heh. Then why did you
bring it up, Larry?
388
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,870
Oh, I was just trying
to make conversation.
389
00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:14,160
I mean, let's face it,
this party's dying.
390
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:23,930
Are you sure
this goes on this way?
391
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,570
I'm positive.
392
00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,000
Well...
393
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,840
I certainly am warm
now, huh?
394
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,470
We're lucky that your parents
395
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,640
like to get dressed up
like chipmunks.
396
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:44,590
Skippy, I told you
it was for a Halloween party.
397
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,510
It's a good thing
they didn't go as nudists.
398
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,340
I can't believe this.
399
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,760
I don't mind freezing
to death
400
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,110
half as much
as the thought
401
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,610
of being found
looking like this.
402
00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,230
What are you doing?
403
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:00,630
I'm looking
for something to eat.
404
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,060
I have a sudden craving
for chestnuts.
405
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:12,100
"My Summer Vacation
by Alex P. Keaton,
406
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,370
"age 6.
407
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:16,170
"This summer,
I went to the zoo.
408
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,040
"It only cost 50 cents
because I am a minor.
409
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:23,870
"It cost my parents $1
because they are majors.
410
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,800
"One day, I'd like
to run the zoo
411
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,470
and charge $2 to get in
with no discounts for anybody. "
412
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:36,610
Maybe we could warm up
by setting this on fire.
413
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,610
Whoa.
414
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:41,010
That Alex! I... Ouch! Ah!
415
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,880
What is it?
It's my ankle again.
416
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,480
It really hurts.
417
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:45,740
Mallory,
418
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,440
I think I'm gonna need
an ankle transplant.
419
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,340
Why don't you sit down
or something.
420
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,910
All right.
421
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:53,710
I, uh, didn't know
you were so highly-trained
422
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,710
for medical emergencies.
423
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,850
Why don't you
put some ice on it.
424
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,470
Okay.
425
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,010
Um...
426
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,480
which paw is it?
427
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,580
This one.
428
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,850
There. How's that?
429
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,280
Much better.
430
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,550
You know, Mallory,
431
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:12,750
you'd make a good veterinarian.
432
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,150
Fat chance of me
433
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,390
ever being
anything important.
434
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:19,220
Well, you're not exactly
dressed for success.
435
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,650
What's that?
436
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,720
I- I found it
in Alex's trunk.
437
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,590
It's a picture
of your 7th birthday party.
438
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:29,590
Oh.
439
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,420
Here, take a look at this.
440
00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,060
There's your parents,
441
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:35,090
and there's Alex,
and there's Jennifer,
442
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,630
and there's me.
443
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,090
Where am I?
444
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:40,160
You're the one in the corner
445
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,040
sticking your tongue
out at me.
446
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,860
Oh, yeah.
I remember that party.
447
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,300
You had to leave early 'cause
you swallowed a party favor.
448
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,190
Oh,
449
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,460
we've had a lot
of good times, Mallory.
450
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,030
Yeah, a lot of water
under the bridge.
451
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,960
I- I know what you mean.
452
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,970
In fact, I guess we all consider
you kind of an honorary Keaton.
453
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,570
You mean it?
454
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,780
Yeah, I'm used to you,
Skippy.
455
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,930
Even though
you're very annoying,
456
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:10,400
when you're not around,
I kind of miss you.
457
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,370
You do?
458
00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:16,440
I didn't know that.
459
00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:17,940
I- I...
460
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:20,140
I always feel
like an outsider,
461
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,540
wherever I am.
462
00:20:23,270 --> 00:20:25,840
You wouldn't know what
I'm talking about, would you?
463
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,610
Well, don't be so sure.
464
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,080
See, sometimes I don't feel
like I belong anywhere.
465
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,710
You know,
Alex is real smart,
466
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,310
and Jennifer is great
at sports.
467
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:40,440
Andrew's cute, and...
468
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,450
I don't know.
I'm nothing special.
469
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,580
I'm... I'm just me.
470
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,680
Mallory,
you got to be kidding.
471
00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:49,050
I mean, you are
the most special person
472
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,580
in the whole world.
473
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,580
Thanks, Skippy.
474
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,880
You're kind of special
in your own way.
475
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:03,350
Mallory,
476
00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:05,720
because of this kiss,
477
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,990
I shall never wash
my face again.
478
00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,620
Then you'll never be
kissed again.
479
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,090
Oh, Steven, come on.
480
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,990
They're down here
in the basement.
481
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,360
Let's try to imagine
482
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,070
what series of events
led to this point.
483
00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:49,500
I'd rather not, Dad.
484
00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:56,900
Oh, thank God you're home!
485
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,470
Honey.
486
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:05,810
What happened?
W...
487
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,220
Oh, we came down here
to get Alex's trunk,
488
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,570
and Skippy shut the door
and locked us in.
489
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:13,340
And then the heater broke,
we almost froze to death.
490
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,710
Aren't you gonna ask us
how our day was?
491
00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,140
Skippy, wake up.
492
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,580
Oh...
493
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:23,980
Oh, you should have
let me sleep.
494
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,310
I was having
the nicest dream.
495
00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:29,550
I dreamt that I was in this
big barrel of macadamia nuts.
496
00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:34,410
Let... Let me a-ask
you kids something.
497
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:39,250
Were you in chipmunk costumes
when you came down here, or...
498
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,580
No, no, Dad,
we found them down here.
499
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:44,170
We put them on to keep warm.
We almost froze to death.
500
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,720
Mallory, you'll do anything
to get out of writing a paper.
501
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:47,820
Yeah, right.
502
00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,750
Oh, no!
You shut the door!
503
00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:50,950
Yeah, why?
504
00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,690
Well, that's how
we got stuck in here.
505
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,970
It locks
automatically.
506
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:55,220
No, no, no, no,
it doesn't.
507
00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,990
All you do is this,
508
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,720
and you're out.
509
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,290
Come on. Let's get
out of here.
510
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,990
Before hunting season starts.
511
00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:11,930
Hey, Mallory.
512
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,730
I'm really sorry.
I didn't know.
513
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,230
I know this was
a terrible night for you.
514
00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:18,360
Well, it...
515
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,730
...wasn't so bad.
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