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♪ I'll bet
We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't
No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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I know, he's so cute.
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Do you really think
he likes me?
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Look, Jennifer, please,
get off the phone, okay?
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I was staring at him
all through lunch.
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He caught me looking at him
through a piece of Swiss cheese.
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Jennifer,
that's adorable.
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Get off the phone,
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or I'll force-feed you
the receiver.
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Don't force-feed her
the receiver, Alex.
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Just kidding, Dad.
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Where's your mother?
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She's upstairs
with the baby.
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I'm home, Elyse.
Ready to go?
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I'm coming.
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Do you really think
he's too shy to ask me?
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Or maybe I should ask him?
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I'm askin' you.
Please get off the phone.
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Jen...
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Almost finished, Dad.
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So, anyway, let me tell you
everything that happened.
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Sounds like
she's wrapping it up.
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I wish your mom
would get down here.
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You know, between my work
and her working again now,
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we barely even seeing
each other the past few weeks.
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Hardly remember
what she looks like.
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This is her, Dad,
the big one.
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Hello, stranger.
Long time, no see.
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Well, howdy, ma'am.
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Pleased to make your
acquaintance once again.
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How long has it been?
Five years? Ten?
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Well, it feels like that long.
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How'd you like
to mosey over to my lips?
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Mm, reckon I will.
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Mm.
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Even for you guys,
this is embarrassing.
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Let's go, Elyse.
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Uh, we don't
have much time.
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I can't believe
you guys are
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takin' more pictures
of the baby.
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We're taking Andy
to see his first sunset.
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That's right.
That's right.
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He's been talkin'
about it all day.
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Do you wanna come with us
to see the sunset?
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No, thanks.
I don't know,
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I've gone this long
without seein' one.
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Aw, listen to him.
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What does he know?
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Hi.
Oh, Mallory,
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I got to admit,
Jennifer has gotten
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even more aggravating
than you are.
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I know, but he's got
a great personality.
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Got a nice style,
still not perfect though.
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Now, see how she's cradling
the receiver?
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Her hand will cramp
any minute now.
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Hey. Hey, Mallory,
you're wearin' my shirt.
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I am?
Yeah, you are.
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Look, what do you think
the "APK" stands for?
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A pompous klown?
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Now, hurry up, Elyse.
We're runnin' out of time here.
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Mallory,
I want that shirt,
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and, Jennifer,
I want that phone.
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Alex, my happiness
as a woman
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depends on
this phone call.
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Jennifer, your survival
as a human being
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depends on you
hanging up.
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I'll call you back,
okay, Chrissie?
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Mom, Dad, did you just
hear what Alex said?
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I'm sorry. I couldn't
take it anymore.
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Kids, we have to go.
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Well, you can't leave now.
What should I do?
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Should I wait for Adam
to ask me out,
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or should I ask him out?
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Jennifer, we'll talk
about this later.
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We will talk later.
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We don't wanna
miss the sunset.
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We'll see you guys later.
Come on.
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Elyse, the sun
has already set.
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Just s-stay where you are.
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There'll be
another one tomorrow.
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Oh, listen, Gus,
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Elyse and I
haven't been able
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to spend any time
together lately,
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so I wanna take the morning off,
spend it with her.
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Keep an eye on the place
till I get there.
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Uh...
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Well, let me make it
worth your while.
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Uh, you can sit
at my desk,
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eat my mints...
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...make believe you're me.
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That's not funny, Gus.
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I get the phone when Dad's off.
No, come on.
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I said I get to make
the next call.
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Kids, please.
You did not.
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I did so.
I'll see you later, Gus.
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Now, listen, I will not
tolerate this kind of behavior
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when I'm on the phone.
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Sorry, Dad.
Sorry, Dad.
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I, uh, was hoping
for something more sincere.
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Sorry, Dad.
Sorry, Dad.
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Unacceptable.
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Now, come on, now,
one time with feeling,
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say it with me.
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Sorry, Dad.
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That's better.
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Now, come on, let's
make this a pleasant day.
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I've arranged to take
most of the day off
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to spend
with your mother.
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It's a surprise for her
and I don't want it ruined
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by you kids acting like infants,
okay, Jennifer?
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Okay.
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Okay, Alex?
All right.
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Jennifer.
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You use that phone
as long as you want.
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You got 30 seconds,
Keaton.
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Hey, morning, Mom.
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Guess you didn't
get much sleep, huh?
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Thought I heard
Andrew cryin' all night.
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Alex, I slept fine
from 3 to 3:15.
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Otherwise,
I'd be grumpy.
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Alex, I'm sorry
for having worn your shirt
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and in order
to make it up to you
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I'm gonna wash it, okay?
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No, no! Mallory, no.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Come on, look,
you don't even know how
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to use the washing machine.
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I do so.
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Look, "Before using
this machine,
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"make sure
it's been grounded
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to avoid possible
electric shock. "
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Show me how
to do that, Alex.
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Don't tempt me, Mallory.
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Where are
you goin', Mom?
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Well, Andrew hasn't
been outside for a week
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because of his cold,
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so I thought I'd take him
on a walk before dark.
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But it's 8
in the morning.
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Well, then I have
no problem.
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Yeah, I want to ask Adam
to the dance, Chrissie,
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but what if he says no?
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Well, then
what if he says yes?
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All right, Jennifer,
your time's up.
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You get off the phone now,
or I'll call Adam
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and tell him you like him.
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I'll call you right back,
okay, Chrissie?
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That was
a dirty trick, Alex.
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Say, Alex.
Yeah, Dad?
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Have you seen your mother?
Yeah, she just left.
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Left? What do
you mean, left?
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Well, she went to take
Andrew for a walk.
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If you hurry,
you can catch 'em.
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Well, I can
certainly catch him.
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Yeah.
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Where's the baby?
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Oh, I put him down
for a nap.
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I thought you went out
for a walk.
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Well, Andrew and I got
as far as the front sidewalk
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and decided
we weren't alert enough
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to be out on the streets.
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Yeah, but Dad just
went out to find you.
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Well, he'll be back.
Uh...
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look after Andrew for me,
will you, honey?
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Oh, sure.
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I don't see her
out there anywhere.
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She just came back.
She went upstairs.
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Honey, tell your dad that
I've gone up to go to sleep.
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He just went upstairs
to look for you.
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I'll meet him
up there, then.
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Elyse!
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I'm getting too old
to play these games, Elyse.
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I guess I was just
in a playful mood.
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Surprise.
I'm off till 3:00.
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Today?
Yeah.
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I thought we could spend a
few hours getting reacquainted.
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Oh, well, yeah, as long as you
don't mind getting reacquainted
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in front of Paul
and Barbara Esposito.
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Well, that'll be fine.
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Who are they?
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Well, I-I'm designing
a guesthouse for them.
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I promised I'd bring by
their plans this afternoon.
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Well... How about now?
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We could just
sit around and talk.
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Oh, sweetheart, I have got
to go back to sleep.
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Well, I'll come with you.
Maybe you'll talk in your sleep.
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How about tonight?
I'm not doing anything.
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We could get together
and go over old times.
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I can't think of any flaws
in that plan.
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I'll see you tonight.
Okay.
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So I guess I'll just,
uh, call Gus,
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tell him
I'll be comin' in.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good luck gettin'
Jennifer off the pho...
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Whoa!
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Oh.
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I'm sorry I scared you.
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Did you think
I was somebody else?
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No. I knew it was you.
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Oh, uh, these are...
Are for you.
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Oh, Steven.
Thank you.
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So how was your day?
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Well, let's see.
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First, the Espositos decided
they don't want a guesthouse,
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they want
a greenhouse.
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Seems they have
more plants than friends.
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Then... Then I came home,
and Alex and Mallory
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were still arguing
about some shirt,
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and... And Jennifer was on
this six-hour phone-athon
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with Chrissie.
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I think the high point of my day
was when Andrew spit up on me.
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Well, at least
we're alone now.
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Yeah.
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Oh, honey,
it's just so nice
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to have a quiet moment
with you.
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Hello.
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Uh, yes, she is.
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Tell whoever it is
I'll call 'em back tomorrow.
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Uh, Chrissie,
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my wife will
call you back tomorrow.
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Jennifer, telephone!
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Thanks, Mom.
No, honey, get it downstairs.
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But, Mom, Chrissie talked
to Adam Galardner today
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and asked him
if he likes me.
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I just have
to find that out.
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Is there some reason why you
can't find that out downstairs?
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Okay.
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Chrissie, call me
right back, okay?
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I'm getting a lot
of static on this end.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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I just wanted you to know
that Alex and I
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have settled our argument
about the shirt.
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You know, I washed it for him
and everything's fine now.
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We won't be
bothering you anymore.
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Thank you
for not bothering us.
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No problem.
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Feel free
to drop in any time.
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Oh, I can stay.
254
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,010
No, you can't.
255
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,940
Well, I'll leave
you two alone.
256
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:32,610
I just thought that you'd
be able to relax and everything
257
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,180
now that Alex and I
settled our argument.
258
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,740
Mallory!
259
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,410
Mal... Mallory.
260
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,860
What is wrong...
261
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:48,910
with this picture?
262
00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:53,580
You're in it.
263
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,010
Kids, don't take this
the wrong way,
264
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,980
but get out of here now.
265
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,080
Oh, that's for me!
266
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,050
Um, Mom, can I take it
in here?
267
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,380
I forgot to go downstairs.
268
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,020
Hi, Chrissie.
269
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:11,620
He wasn't home?
270
00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:14,080
Why not?
271
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,780
Adam Galardner's
getting braces.
272
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,580
Okay, that's it. That...
273
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,450
Get out of here. Now. Out.
And then a retainer?
274
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,920
This changes everything,
Chrissie.
275
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:44,590
I'll go.
I'll go.
276
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,990
After all,
we've been together now
277
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,690
for a full,
uh, 15 seconds.
278
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,590
We don't want
to get into a rut.
279
00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:52,790
Oh, good.
You're done talking.
280
00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:55,790
Uh, yeah. We're, uh...
We're all talked out.
281
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,260
Keep in touch.
282
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,390
Alex.
What?
283
00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:08,230
Look, I...
I ironed your shirt.
284
00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,560
Mallory, look.
Come here.
285
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:12,260
This can no longer
be considered a shirt.
286
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,660
At best, it's a...
287
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,500
It's a flag for
some underdeveloped nation.
288
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,190
Okay, guys.
289
00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:22,930
Your mom and I will be at
the Garden Restaurant tonight,
290
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,520
I wrote the number down
along with
291
00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:26,030
a few others numbers
you might need.
292
00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:29,260
The Olbachs, police department,
Dr. Rappaport,
293
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,970
Senator Metzenbaum?
294
00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:36,060
Only if you can't
reach Dr. Rappaport.
295
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,260
We'll be fine, just go out
and enjoy yourself.
296
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,230
You're right. You know, I should
just go out for the evening,
297
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,570
forget we even had
a baby and relax,
298
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,870
but I... I can't help
feeling maternal.
299
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,300
I'm a father.
300
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,100
Whoa, Mom.
You look hot.
301
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,500
Whoa. Hot is
not the word, Mom.
302
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:55,300
You're sizzling.
303
00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:56,990
Yeah. Well,
maybe we should go
304
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,640
before the smoke alarm
goes off.
305
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,600
Oh, bye, Mom.
Bye, Dad.
306
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,100
Honey, now,
Andrew's feeling better,
307
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:06,300
but he still needs some
medicine before he goes bed.
308
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,470
We know, Mom.
309
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:08,570
Okay.
310
00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:09,770
Well, let me
just say goodbye.
311
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:10,840
Here you go.
312
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:15,240
Okay, sweetheart,
don't you wait up for us,
313
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,440
you be a good boy for your
brother and sisters, okay?
314
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,340
Good night, baby.
315
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:23,640
Oh, oh,
goodbye, Andrew.
316
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,080
Your mom I and will be
at the Garden Restaurant
317
00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:27,140
if you need us.
318
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,440
The number is 473...
Dad.
319
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,740
Dad, Dad, come on.
320
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,980
We'll fill him in.
321
00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:34,810
Yeah, okay.
Here you go, Jennifer.
322
00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:36,280
There you go.
323
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,260
Oh, d-don't
take him away yet.
324
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,180
Mom, he's not
goin' off to jail.
325
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,810
Well, I wanna s...
I wanna give him another hug.
326
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,110
Well, you hug Dad,
and I'll hug Andrew.
327
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,980
Right,
and I'll hug Jennifer.
328
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,810
Right, and I'll,
uh, supervise.
329
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,410
I can't believe
we're here.
330
00:14:56,450 --> 00:14:57,780
I can't either.
331
00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,110
They're all grownups.
332
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,620
I never thought I'd be in a room
full of grownups again.
333
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:03,850
Oh, it's nice,
isn't it?
334
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:04,980
Mm-hm.
335
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,550
Odds are we won't have
to tell any of them
336
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:08,120
to get off
the phone.
337
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,880
Or settle an argument
between 'em.
338
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,420
None of them look like they
need to be burped either.
339
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,650
Our waiter looks like
he could use a bur...
340
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,690
Honey. Honey.
341
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,650
Sorry. It's none
of my business.
342
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:24,390
Yeah. I-I am really
glad we're here,
343
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,050
and I'm not worried
about Andrew.
344
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,090
I mean, after all,
he's over his cold...
345
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,790
Come on, Elyse.
346
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,360
Let's not talk about
the baby tonight.
347
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,050
Let's talk about us.
348
00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:35,190
Forget we even
have a baby.
349
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,290
What baby?
350
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,520
Excuse me.
Are you ready to order?
351
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:43,260
Oh, yes. I'll have
the baby lamb chops,
352
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,020
um, the baby Lima beans,
353
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,920
and the little
baby snow peas.
354
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,360
Would you like to see
our children's menu?
355
00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,590
Uh, no. We'll have
the grownup lamb chops
356
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,790
and whatever grownup food
goes with it.
357
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:58,390
Right. Two orders,
grownup chops.
358
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:01,430
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
359
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,660
Oh, here.
360
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,260
Thank you.
361
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,830
Where were we?
362
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,160
I don't remember,
363
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,480
but we weren't talking
about the baby.
364
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,760
No baby talk tonight.
365
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:25,330
I mean, uh...
366
00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:27,770
No baby talk tonight.
367
00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:36,970
Oh, Steven,
what a cute...
368
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,970
...couple.
369
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:48,040
Oh.
Elyse.
370
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,470
You are a cutie. Hey.
371
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,690
Hi.
372
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,900
Hello.
373
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,070
Hi.
374
00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,370
Uh, are you with him?
375
00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,040
He met us here.
376
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,510
Oh, he sneezed.
377
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:08,270
I know. I think he's
comin' down with a cold.
378
00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:09,470
Oh, uh,
379
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,670
our son has a cold too.
380
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,370
Well, here.
381
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:15,640
Let me show you
some pictures of our boy.
382
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:19,410
There.
Oh, that's great.
383
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,080
Oh, he is beautiful.
384
00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:24,310
Elyse, why don't we leave
these people to their dinner?
385
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,840
Oh, no, no.
No, that's fine, really.
386
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,180
Let me show you some pictures
of little Roger.
387
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,410
Wha...? Isn't he here?
388
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,580
Yeah, I know, but, uh,
he's a little grumpy.
389
00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:34,310
Don't look at him. He looks
much better in the pictures.
390
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:39,150
Elyse, remember, we said
we weren't gonna talk...
391
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:42,110
You have that picture
of Andy in the baseball cap?
392
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:43,110
Oh, there it is.
393
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,210
Are you ready
to order?
394
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,180
No, thanks.
We've already ordered.
395
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,250
Oh.
396
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,810
Oh, well, of course.
You haven't.
397
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:52,650
I'm sorry. Excuse me,
enjoy your dinner.
398
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,980
Here, take the pictures
with you.
399
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,080
You'll love 'em.
400
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,580
Hey, here. L-look at
the ones of Andy.
401
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:57,650
Oh, okay.
402
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,450
Sorry, Steven.
403
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,520
Now, listen, Elyse, this is
exactly the kind of thing
404
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,840
we said we were
not going to do.
405
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,080
You've gotta
control yourself.
406
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,790
You're right, sorry.
It's out of my system.
407
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,190
Well, I hope so.
408
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:15,250
Let's just enjoy
this time alone together.
409
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,220
Okay.
410
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,850
Excuse me.
411
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,250
Where are you going?
412
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:22,590
Uh, to the men's room.
I'll be right back.
413
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,520
Oh.
414
00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:41,260
Hi, Jennifer.
It's me.
415
00:18:42,690 --> 00:18:44,790
Your father.
416
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:47,890
Um, yeah, well... Dinner's
going fine. Thank you.
417
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:49,960
Listen...
What?
418
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,990
I don't care if you're
expecting an important call.
419
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,810
I will not keep it brief.
420
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,560
Listen, um,
how's Andrew?
421
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,200
Ooh, has he been sneezing
at all?
422
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:01,460
Well, are you sure?
423
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,000
Because if his cold's
acting up again,
424
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,030
we can come right home.
425
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,430
Look, why don't you
check on...?
426
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,060
No!
427
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,110
No, I do not want
a free dance lesson,
428
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,410
and I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't
429
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,670
interrupt my dinner
in the future.
430
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,480
I tried
to be a nice guy
431
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,360
by answering
a pay phone,
432
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,550
and look
what happens.
433
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,670
Why did you hang up?
434
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,530
I'm sorry. Did you want
a free dance lesson?
435
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,700
Well, how was Andrew?
436
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,000
He's fine.
437
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,700
Elyse, I think I figured out
what went wrong tonight.
438
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,870
Oh?
439
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,940
Well, you see,
it's very simple, really.
440
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,770
See, we each have careers
441
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,170
which take up a lot
of our time and energy,
442
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:46,740
and we have three children
who are very wonderful,
443
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,270
but, uh, who are also
very loud and demanding.
444
00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,670
And on top of that,
we have a baby
445
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,200
who is, uh,
very beautiful,
446
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,420
but also very loud
and demanding
447
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,750
and who occupies
every last moment
448
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,930
of our remaining time
and energy.
449
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,070
Tonight we tried
to escape all that.
450
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,680
And?
It's impossible.
451
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,090
That's encouraging.
452
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:07,440
But it's true, Elyse.
453
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:10,330
Uh, we can, uh, remove
ourselves physically
454
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:13,180
from all this, but, uh...
But not emotionally.
455
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,340
This is our life.
456
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,440
We're trapped in it.
457
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,340
You make it sound like
a science-fiction film.
458
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,260
It's not such
a bad life, is it?
459
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,110
No, it's not.
It's a great life.
460
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:27,160
Oh. I-I think we just have
to accept the fact
461
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,180
that our life has changed,
that we're parents.
462
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,950
We have fo...
Four children,
463
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,610
and we enjoy it.
464
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:38,180
And we're not gonna have any fun
till Andrew goes to college.
465
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,880
I accept that.
466
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,550
Hi.
467
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,010
I just wanted to apologize
468
00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:47,320
for talking on the phone
so much lately.
469
00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,210
It's okay, honey.
470
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,410
For some reason,
I find myself
471
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,620
talking about boys
a lot more than I used to.
472
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:55,680
In fact, I find myself
talking to boys
473
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,790
a lot more than I used to.
474
00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:00,080
We've noticed.
475
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,520
I'm sure it's just a phase.
It'll pass.
476
00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:09,150
I'm not getting that.
477
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:10,390
Uh, if it's for me,
478
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,920
tell whoever it is that I'll
see him at school tomorrow.
479
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,290
Hello.
480
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,090
Well, no.
No, I'm sorry, Adam...
481
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,390
Dad, no!
482
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,820
Hi, uh, Adam?
483
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:27,990
Uh, can I call you
right back?
484
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:29,230
Okay.
485
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:30,420
Bye.
486
00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:37,030
This is the last phone call
I will ever make
487
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:39,260
in my whole life. Please?
488
00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:42,760
Thanks.
Good night.
489
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:48,430
Hey, hey.
How you doin'?
490
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:51,660
Oh, not bad.
Not bad.
491
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,230
Look, we know you guys
haven't been able
492
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:54,460
to spend a lot
of time together
493
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:58,450
and that we're probably
part of the reason why not.
494
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,400
Right. So, uh, we just wanted
to say we're sorry,
495
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:05,030
and, you know,
all that stuff.
496
00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:08,620
Apology accepted,
497
00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:10,660
and all that stuff.
498
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,230
And if Andrew cries tonight,
we'll take care of it.
499
00:22:13,270 --> 00:22:14,370
Yeah. Yeah.
That's right.
500
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,000
If, uh...
If Andrew cries tonight,
501
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,770
Mallory will
take care of it.
502
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:21,570
Right.
503
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,140
It's too quiet,
Steven.
504
00:22:32,170 --> 00:22:33,690
Oh, come on, Elyse.
505
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,170
Let's enjoy this.
506
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,440
This is what
we wanted, isn't it?
507
00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:38,670
Yeah.
508
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,340
What do you want to do?
509
00:22:42,370 --> 00:22:45,210
I don't know.
What do you want to do?
510
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,940
Well, I have
a vague recollection
511
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:50,640
of you and me
being in bed together.
512
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,210
Oh, yeah, that.
513
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,740
I think I remember.
514
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:04,940
I think
we're falling asleep, Elyse.
515
00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:09,630
We're definitely
falling asleep.
516
00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:13,140
I knew there had
to be a catch.
517
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:17,710
I love you.
518
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:19,950
I love you too, honey.
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