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(Episode 3)

(You are my sunshine.)

(Your sunshine is in...)

Bazahay!

(You are my sunshine.)

(Your sunshine)

(is in my heart.)

(Liu Qing Chun, housemate)

Gu Yi stays here, right?

You're Gu Yi's friend, right?

Just bring her to me. Thank you.

What?

Shared rental?

As close as a family.

Don't worry. Bring her to me.

What are you doing? Is this your house? Why are you looking at it?

Leave her behind before you go!

Bazahay!

(I just want to be your sun.)

(Your sun.)

Why did you come back?

She said in her jokes that her housemates are unreliable.

I saw it with my own eyes. He's weird.

Let her move out when she wakes up.

You...

No. Wait. She...

She's really something.

Testing the boundaries of morality.

In the end, she got away unscathed.

All my efforts were in vain.

How did I end up sleeping here?

Mr. Yu.

You're awake.

How did I end up sleeping here last night?

Did you black out?

I didn't black out.

You, Uncle Lu, and I were drinking over there.

And, you won 800 yuan, didn't you?

Yes. Anyway, when it comes to money, you remember everything clearly.

Do you still remember your housemates' situation?

I remember.

I drove two of them crazy.

As for the other one, it's hard to explain.

No wonder.

After Liang Dai Wen dropped you off at home, he brought you back again.

What are you talking about? Don't joke with me.

You didn't really black out, did you?

What do you mean?

What do I mean?

Yesterday, the three of us were drinking there,

and after we left, we ran into Liang Dai Wen jogging at night.

You didn't hesitate at all and just threw yourself at his feet.

Later on, Liang Dai Wen asked for your home address

and sent you back home.

Then, he brought you back again, saying you needed to move out quickly.

You didn't really forget, did you?

Oh my.

Living Liang Dai Wen.

Have you seen a dead one?

Fate brought us together.

I'll run with you!

I'm done for.

What's the matter?

It's not that serious.

I think he must have feelings for you.

He's already very considerate by sending you home.

He even reminded you about your housemates' issue.

He cares about you a lot, right?

That's a good thing.

Yu Du Le.

Let me have my dignity.

Let me be a respectable person.

He already thinks my jokes aren't funny.

Now, my face is completely lost.

Not to that extent.

Anyway, let's get to work first.

Gu Yi.

What's wrong with you?

Are you feeling unwell?

Good morning, Director.

Good morning, Director.

We have a meeting at 6pm today.

Would it be convenient for you to discuss the topics beforehand?

I'm still not very familiar with the process since I just started.

Why don't you ask Ms. Zhang directly?

Ms. Zhang has guests today.

Then, let's go together, Gu Yi.

Gu Yi also has to revise the draft about trendy colors.

She needs to revert to the client before 3pm.

3pm?

Wasn't it supposed to be 5pm?

That's what the automatic office system notified.

What?

You have time to do stand-up comedy,

but no time to edit the draft?

How come even you know about it?

Gu Yi, will you do stand-up comedy after work?

Can we not mention this at work?

- No one else knows. - The whole world knows.

- Let's not talk about it anymore. - Okay.

If you want to watch me perform later, I'll save two tickets for you.

Gu Yi...

Why would you want to hire me?

And, I'm much more expensive than before.

As you know, for the past two years,

Nextmonday has been trying to integrate online content.

Now, the magazine can no longer carry ads

or other non-promotional content.

With print media, the purity is too high,

and every time there's a new trend, it takes a hit.

I agree,

but you still haven't answered my question.

Music variety shows have been quite popular these past two years, right?

I'm thinking of creating an inner page to feature a music column.

The number of views is not important.

What's important is the future

and the synergy of all media channels.

Understood. Then, I'll be your channel for traffic.

Consider it.

As a special contributor, you have a lot of freedom in your contract.

The Content Department will help you with the articles.

But you have to personally attend all events.

The Content Department.

- The last interviewer who interviewed me was named... - Gu Yi.

- Gu Yi. - Yes, it's her.

You can trust the quality of her work.

She has multiple roles.

If you use people like this, you'll crush them.

You really don't understand her.

Look.

Does she look like she's being used and worn out by me?

(Now, I have a female housemate)

(who likes to bring sand into the room.)

(She says she wants to do sand baths and hot yoga.)

Gu Yi.

How did you come up with such a brilliant joke?

Your little brain is smart!

Why didn't you go home?

Did Yu Du Le tell you to move?

Yes, he did.

He also said

that you sent me home and then sent me back to Ounce.

Just shifting the risk.

Did I do anything strange to you?

Is it weird that you suddenly started reciting jokes on my back

while I was taking you home?

Is it embarrassing to be sent home by me when you were drunk?

Well, not really.

I'm good.

Good.

I came here to gather material.

Why did you come?

You mentioned this park in your show.

So, I came to take a look.

I didn't expect

to run into you again.

Your tone seems like you don't want to see me.

Then, you can leave.

Goodbye.

- I'm sorry. - Sorry about that.

Pat pat.

Don't be scared.

Even when you got hit by a ball, you didn't show any expression.

You told me you can't smile. I believe it now.

You're truly expressionless, aren't you?

It's my problem that I can't smile.

Your stand-up comedy is very infectious.

Your jokes are full of emotions.

I can tell

that you truly love doing this.

If I'm affecting your performance experience,

then I should stop coming.

No. That's not okay.

It's not okay?

If you don't want to laugh, then don't.

But you have to come and listen to my jokes often.

I have endless jokes to tell.

Do you want me to take you home?

No need?

I want it.

Who did you learn this hot and cold attitude from?

From watching TV dramas.

Let's go.

Actually, you don't have to take me home.

He's probably just all talk.

He won't actually do anything to me.

The light must be broken.

Why don't you sing?

What song do you mean?

Bazahay!

How do you know about it?

You sang it.

There's another one.

Oh, I reached.

I'll go up first!

(The door is unlocked.)

Oh, finally.

Mind your own business.

This is my business, all right?

That guy who brought you back.

What's your relationship with him?

Let me tell you.

Let's make our relationship official as soon as possible.

It also saves you from being harassed by those troublesome people.

Right?

No touching!

It's you again.

What's wrong? Not satisfied with taking advantage?

Carrying Gu Yi on your back again?

Are you her ride?

Who exactly took advantage? There's video evidence.

She won't be living here anymore.

If you keep talking nonsense, I'll call the police.

Why would you call the police?

We're on the same side. Tell him we're on the same side.

- No. You... - Go away!

Why should I leave?

Why did you bring him in?

This is our home. You...

Open the door!

Don't bring anyone else into our home.

(Operation failed.)

You...

Liang Dai Wen.

Don't you have anything to tell me?

Your home is even messier than I imagined.

Your mouth

should have been detained during security check.

And, you even said he's full of crap.

You just unilaterally announced that I'm moving. What does that mean?

What part of me gave you the impression

that I have money to move?

None. It's pretty obvious you don't have money.

Did you see that hospital?

If you drive me crazy today,

remember to call 120 to haul me away!

Your cactus is almost dead from your care.

Haven't you noticed I'm almost killing myself too?

Do you see it?

Today was supposed to be a great day for me to get promoted and move.

But now, my promotion is ruined

and my raise is gone too.

How can I move if I have no money?

Do you think I want to live in this dump?

I'm sorry.

Maybe I'm being nosy.

But if you keep living here,

you'll only put yourself in more danger.

So, you were just caring about me.

Maybe.

I didn't mean to pressure you into making a choice.

But your housemate is really sketchy.

Avoiding the problem won't solve it.

Getting a promotion or a raise

is not as important as your personal safety.

I know avoiding won't solve the problem.

But I have too much debt right now.

Moving house for me is like a Nine-Day Fire Phoenix level of difficulty!

I understand.

A fallen phoenix is worse off than a chicken.

There's a sharpening stone in the kitchen.

I should really bring it over to sharpen your mouth.

Baggage?

Baggage. All you know is baggage!

Where do I get so many pieces of baggage from?

You think it's baggage.

Actually, it's all me suffering.

How am I supposed to live in this house?

What do I do when Liu Qing Chun comes back?

I'm so furious!

Let me die.

So annoying!

Do you need a place to stay?

Of course!

Do you want to stay at my house?

Are you serious?

You said when we're giving a friend what he needs most,

we should be straightforward and direct.

If you need a place to stay,

my place is available.

Of course, it's just a suggestion.

If you don't need it...

Open the door.

Don't bring anyone else in.

Yes, I do.

I really need that.

(It means you're not experiencing hand pain, )

(but that someone has invaded your blind spot in your brain.)

Almost there. Do you want me to call a car?

Can you help me call one? I'll transfer the money to you later.

Call a big car. The small one won't fit.

Where is my computer?

I just folded it.

Is this the car you called?

A big one.

Miss, that's all?

You're using a sledgehammer to crack a nut!

Then, can you take me along too?

Are you discussing strategies once you reach my house?

No.

I'm sending jokes to my file assistant.

Your file assistant is quite special.

It can reply too.

Are you peeking?

Your glasses are reflecting.

Don't worry.

You can sleep at my house. I'll stay in the office.

Both of us are safe.

Mr. Liang.

Can I ask you

why you want to help me?

I analyzed your situation

and thought you might need help at this time.

That's all?

That's all.

I only analyze reality.

I won't let emotions cloud my judgment.

Mr. Liang.

Is your brain made of chips?

You don't want to know about my brain structure.

1402. Password: 001402.

You go up and open the door first.

I go up first?

Then, you have to carry all these things by yourself.

I feel bad about that.

I didn't ask you to come empty-handed.

Take something with you.

This move

gives me material for my stand-up comedy.

Tell me when you're telling the story.

Mr. Liang.

Are you interested in stand-up comedy

or in my jokes?

I'm interested in that line you guys used for the promotion,

"A human soul weighs only one ounce."

I think I have that ounce in me too.

I just need to find it myself.

(The door is unlocked.)

What are you doing?

Why is your face turning red?

I'm energized and radiant!

(At this moment, why would you bring up The Taking of Tiger Mountain vibe?)

(The funny woman deserves to have no love.)

Baggage?

I'm sorry. It's all reflex.

Your hobbies

are quite unique.

My friend said that raising small animals can help with mental health

and also cultivate my character.

I think your friend was talking about those little animals.

Did you just ambush me?

I was considering getting a South American tarantula as a pet.

But, having to feed it cockroaches... No thanks.

They were all wandering around nearby.

So, I brought them home.

Just like how you brought me home.

Just kidding. Do they have names?

Big Orange. Second Orange. Third Orange.

Fourth Orange. Fifth Orange.

But there's just one orange cat.

Why do all cats' names have "orange" in them?

I used to have a dog too.

Its name also had "orange" in it.

But it became depressed

and was adopted by someone else.

We share the same fate.

The cactus I used to raise

is now barely alive.

Big Orange, Second Orange, Third Orange, Fourth Orange.

Fifth Orange.

Hello everyone. I am Sixth Orange.

Let's get along well from now on.

Mr. Liang.

Do you have OCD when it comes to arranging the cat bowls?

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet.

The first five colors of the rainbow are easy to remember.

I also need an indigo bowl.

Another baggage?

This is a rented house provided by the company.

We paid a deposit.

We can't dismantle, smash, or renovate it.

I rarely cook.

There's not much in the fridge.

You can order takeout or bring food home.

But remember to throw away the trash in time.

The washing machine and dryer are both in the bathroom.

I have cleared out the room for you.

The new bedding set is in the wardrobe.

The cleaning lady will come regularly to change them.

I'll just sleep on the couch.

Your cats also sleep on the couch, right?

The study is also my workspace.

I'm used to locking it.

Don't worry.

I have set the air conditioning to a constant temperature. Don't touch it.

Okay. Don't worry.

I will behave and grow wildly in a disciplined manner.

Let me take care of the cat team too.

Do as you please.

I'll leave first.

This design

is not reasonable.

I wonder if the robot will have trouble sleeping

after changing the charging slot.

Second Orange.

Even the trash cat has a home now.

What kind of clients will be featured on the headline next week?

There will be the Yingrun Series from Guohuo Cosmetics,

an intelligent desk lamp,

and a reading application.

They will be published between Tuesday and Friday.

On Monday, there will be a post related to youth,

promoting potential consumer users.

What is the theme of the article?

The initial draft is

"The New Consumption Trends of Young People Today."

Dry and uninteresting. No memorable points.

The company has so many magazines every month. You can bypass restrictions

and are allowed to go out for inspiration.

Yet, you still can only come up with such basic topics.

I have nothing else to say to you.

- The theme is the soul of an article. - Don't move.

What do readers want?

What does the client want?

This is the true purpose of our content.

Sorry, I have to go out for a bit.

Go ahead.

Let's continue the meeting.

Welcome.

We were just talking about the divorce. I didn't expect you to run into us.

Listen to me, please.

- If you touch me again, I'll call the police. - Baby, I'm sorry.

I'm begging you.

I've been wanting to find a chance to talk to you about this.

She and I met through a blind date and got married.

No kids. No emotions.

I really love you.

Chen Yi Jin. Can you be a decent person?

You have no shame, but I still do.

We've been together for so long. Do you really want to break up?

I already broke up with you.

I'm giving you face out of pity for your wife.

If you have time to come find me, why don't you go back and comfort her?

Why do you talk as if you're the victim?

Are you out of your mind?

Guan Xing Xin.

Don't embarrass yourself.

Let me tell you.

If the things between us get out,

who will look cleaner?

Are you insane?

If you dare show up again, I'll show you what crazy means.

Crazy woman!

Why did you ring the doorbell when you came back?

You went out for a bit and forgot the password?

I came back to get some clothes cleaned.

I didn't want to inconvenience you.

Liang Dai Wen.

It's okay.

I often roll off the couch too.

Why don't

you move back in and live with me?

You don't mind living with me?

I don't mind.

I've been to your office.

That couch is really small.

It's a bit of a squeeze for you.

Good friends should understand each other.

Don't let me disrupt your normal life.

Okay.

Then, I'll go change first.

(We're living together now!)