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I just came to see a movie.

Why is it like this?

What's going on

If you have something like this, you should have come with everyone

It was late Hiroshi

Director A car it wasn't ready

Let'see what happens, Kato-chan.

Well then... let us go!

Please come in

Thank you

Ryu-san? Cigarettes?!

Did you hear something just now

Nothing

Zaiko

Thank you

Over there

Everyone is over there

Shut up!

I can't go on like this.

Why, Kisaragi?

That's not right...

Don't worry about it.

This is your last lesson

I'll do something better for you.

No way!

You can't...you can never do that!!

Not only did he look at me, but also touched my hand?

The test is a failure!

The other side of the front needle is real,

and this finger can't reach it either...

Where's Kato-chan?

I don't know.

Maybe he'smoking in the lobby?

Is it okay if we don' t check on A-cards ?

It is embarrassing to watch them

We heard that you made this movie with your memories

90% of them are counterfeits

This place isnt different from 20 years ago, so its calm

It's a good idea.

I can't believe that our regular customer is going to be the director of this movie...

Kato-chan, will you give me one?

Tomorrow we'll have the stage greeting in Full House!

Aim for Hell House!!

What was that?!

If it were Hell House then Obayashi would make another masterpiece after that house!!!

No, no. I'm not that kind of person...

There he is again!

He won't come out today either

Ando-san and the poop

If he doesn' t show up we'll be outside

Hey Haeru

Why don''t you go outside?

What!?

l want to watch a movie

Andou will come back soon

You should teach him some manners

That director Zuborajo

I'm glad you said that.

Shall we take a look around?

It's all right, isn't it!

We've got the map of this area here...

Umm....

Let us have another look at it after all

Well then me too

Me too let me go to convenience store

Karen-san

Did you see those guys from last time

Thank You

What is this

Kato-kun, I'm going to be alone tomorrow.

It'll make me lonely...

Hey! You said you want to work in the film industry?

Yes..I want a director's job because of my passion for horror movies

Horror movies...?

No matter what kind it is like Flashdance or Break Dance 2

But i prefer Footloose

I like you, too.

Me too!

Kevin Bacon is great isn't he?

When were on Friday the 13th

He was really eye-catching

That flower that's looking up

It looks so cool

How nice

To have a dream

If Kato becomes director

We'll definitely go see it

Because we've been cheering for him

What!?

Close your eyes.

Yes

What do you see?

The fissure!

That's right, the female organ is an alien

I'm going.

She's... she seems to be alive!

Fly her as far as you can, so that she doesn't hate the line

The doll!!

Murder doll?

What, the murder doll is Piranha by any chance?!

It's not. The Piranha and Flying Killer are two different works...

Shut up!

Anyway who is it!?

Do you know him...?

He looks like him but his age...?

Help me out here...!

Is there another entrance to this place..?

No, I don't.

Then we have to block this place!

Block? What are you talking about?!

We'll explain later... Hurry up!!

Wait a minute!!!

A friend is coming right now

If we're blocked then they can come in

But it's dangerous

First the explanation

Without an explanation how will any of us be satisfied

G-Good morning

Anto san isnt here at the scene

Hey!

Where did you get that?

I thought something like this would happen, so i prepared it in the middle of the day.

As expected...

Ando-san

What are you doing?!

It's Soma

Everyone is being attacked by him

God!

It's here...

The power of Christ compels you

The power of Christ compels you!

The power of Christ compels...

You, devil in flesh. Die now!!

God is dead

Fried King

You're cute, even with a white mask.

What's your name?

Michael... Yamamoto Michael Myers Kumiko

I see

Then

Mr Yamamoto Michael Myers Kumiko

Give me that dress

My dirty clothes

Hey, you...

It's okay.

I'll forget the fear soon enough

What are you doing?

You're a homeless nurse!

To be precise

She is animal in nursing uniform

A beast ?

No

I'm not a human being.

Then what?

Do you know something, Kato-chan ?

Me!?

No idea!

Remember the promise we made at the time of our death...

Promise...?

Oh no it's late again

Can't be used for secondhand

The truth is...

Wait!

That brother broke his promise.

This will be a big problem

Dutch wife?

Dutch wife turned into monster

Maybe, Commander

Please explain

You cut it and throw it away.

That's not true!

What do you mean by cutting?

It says that if you don't use this, the black will be covered ink...

But thats like a burning bamboo stick

What are you talking about?! Aren´T YOU an Otaku movie fanatic!?

I'm the film director

If your going to throw this away then please

Idiot!! This is special

what does he mean

You'll want to use it if you know, right?

I won't!

It's a movie prop so it could be useful.

Prop...

Well then

Make an oath instead

Oath...?

Don' t let the sun shine on you

And

don''s give your name

and

And if you were to hug this Dutch wife...

...you must not let her out until the next morning after midnight.

Then what will happen?

A terrible thing will happen!

Specifically, what is it going to be like ?

If she hears about it she may hug me !

Oh, it's just a small item.

Well then... I'll take it!

But you promised me...!

No way!! Who said that?!

...I don't have any money on me?

You're so stingy with your money

This is all there was

It was used though

It's damp.

What is a promise?

I hope you don't end up in jail for it...

So, did you do it with Dutch Wife?!

Is this because of the alcohol!?

You're just someone who...!

No!

Sen-Yoku!!

Sorry but this was all my fault!!!

Hiroshi if anyone tries to get close here we'll kill them all!!!!

We won' t let them through!!!!!

Let me go!!!!!!

We got him. Satisfied?

Kato, let's continue our conversation

Yes

When were drinking...

...I was drunk and didn't know what to do

This is the last test

Ouch!

It's just my imagination.

Am I drunk?

This feeling is like a dream...

If so, then let me do anything!!

Your name is Jamie Lee

The actress' name that l wanted to be

No! I feel so good.

Oh, my throat is dry now...

Let's go buy some coffee

and then we'll sleep outside

and come back here directly

OK?

Humans are creatures that can suppress sexual desire with reason.

But the pleasure Jamie gives them takes away their reason...

...without any understanding of it at all

So, women too?

What'so funny about it

The other side of tha door is the opposite side

There are a lot more women out there who want to do what they want

I'll satisfy you if you do.

However, a man...

No!

Don't worry about it

Do not underestimate my sexual desire

Excuse me

Let's go

It is dangerous

Tell the police that danger

Then what about the phone?

If we pay by mobile phone

We will be stopped

So let us run outside

But

I was attacked before that.

Don't worry!

Because...

...I'm Impo

If you do that, they'll-

You're the one who said we should block them off

The fight has already begun

Wait

Hello?

How is it?!

It's no good

Even the police?

Your cell phone.

I paid for it two months ago, but...

You'really something!

Where's Ryu-san?!

He went inside

Open up

Hey you there

Stop right there

Don'try to get in my way

Hey

Shinigami

Hey! Are you all right? Can you stand up?!

I'm standing.

But it's a conspiracy...

Boobs are better than movies, aren'they...?

Hey...! Hang in there!!

Hey!

So you're Jamie.

Will you satisfy me?

As I wish...

You must be kidding, right?!

Please keep it a secret from him

Why did you decide to let me go?

I can tell by the look in your eyes that you're a good person.

You say it so often...

Anyway,

Let's fight!

It was my dream of becoming an action actress

And where is that from...?

Don't call her Yuki

Ikariya-kun

Come on

Help me!

My name is Ryu Matoba.

I'm an actor...

...and my karate and acting skills are top-notch, too

You have the best virginity

Why do you say that?

Because you smell like squid

I smell a rat.

He's got the balls!

I'll turn him into shiitake mushrooms

Today, you're my biggest defense

That is correct

What are you doing?

No!

Wow, what is this?!

I can't do it.

It's just the beginning...

Wait a minute. I just went there...

What?

Hey, wait!

What's going on here?!

I'm going to kill you!

Wait...

No, no way.

Wait a minute

Are you okay?

I'll manage somehow.

Do we wait until morning?

Morning...

Jin-san said that we shouldn't be exposed to the sun's light

That means

If you wait till morning, it will work

It is a toy

He says it has replicas

The exit must only lead here

There's no exit, but there is an emergency exit on the second floor.

I'll bring more!

It might be dangerous so hide somewhere

Do you look like someone?

Well...

Are you okay?!

Let me see

Takuya-san!

Karen...

You're not going to give up, are you?

You're no longer a virgin anymore

Let me go

Before letting him leave

I'll make him leave

Replacement

Stop it!

Stop it, please

Help me!

What's going on here?

Director, you've been watching a lot of horror movies.

Can't you use your knowledge for something else?!

You can say that all at once...

But if I tell you to stop it right now....

That was funny though

It's not dry, it doesn't have a hand!

Jamie...

I found you.

Karate?

Don´t look at me like that

You're just like Ralph

Let us go already

This way

I can't do that!

You can.

That's connected to the manager room, right?

Yes...

There was a window in that room

But Karen-

Director

...I like your movies

What!?

You said you wanted make horror films

Yeah

This experience will become a movie.

What are you talking about?

I wanted to write it with you, Brot!

So what am i saying?!

Please tell me when you wake up...

...that the director has always been happy for your success

What do we have now...?

The movie called ''Street of Fire'' that l saw at the famous film festival in my hometown

is one that's really good

All men who fall for someone

This is Michael Palace!

Karen-san?

Karen...

It'showtime.

Frontal attack!!

I'm sorry, sir

Are you all right?!

Why?

I didn't mean to do it in the middle of the day.

Walking like this is not a common sense for you, but an occupational disease!

You've changed your mind about me...

It'something that can be done if one does it

What about Kato-chan

That girl

Of course I do.

Anyway...

Hey, give me one too!

It's a bus ticket though?

Thank you

What should we do

You don't look like someone who can hold it till morning

How about Miko-chan

Well

She likes it

What are you talking about?

I like you.

Now!?

Yes, now!

It's normal...

At this age

When you're in trouble, there are a lot of things I can teach you.

Call someone and...

Don't call me that!

It's private

Are you okay?

I hope it's just a dream!

It wasn't.

It was real, though...

There was no one there so l went in on my own will

My parents are traveling right now

But they're lucky to be alive

They don' t look like the kind of parents who'd have sexual desire

And since were hanging out together

We thought about cleaning up

but you didn''t

I don't know where to put it.

This is my friend's...

Oh, you found out?

Nurse Fetchy

No

It wasn' t like that

A long time ago

There was a nurse

That was

When went to see Karanba

On the way back

She got hit by her car

I met her when she was a kid.

Did you fall in love with her?

It ended just because of my admiration for her,

but that's why...

...I've never held hands with anyone before

And so in the movies

Well whatever

She really looks like me

Her face and voice

Can l ask your name

What is it

Guess

Tell me.

Phoebe Kate

The name of the nurse you remember?

No, an actress

A goddess from her youth

What kind of person is she

Phoebe Kates

Nomojiri

I don't know

But

It's a name that Takuya gave to us

Why do you know my name

Why didn't you call me by my first name?

Because it's the name of someone I want to protect.

Protect?!

To protect Takaya-san,

that is why...

...I'm here

Where did she go...?

Did she throw away her mom...?

Is this a condom..?

A record player

In times like these we play songs with good moods

It's just for fun, isn't it?

A special record.

Like theme song of Paradise...

We don' t need each others warmth

Let's go.

Inside there...!

It was scary

What is needed for movie and sex

I need something.

What?

It's...

Don't say love or anything like that!

You're going to show me, so don' worry about it

Here

Sex doesn''t require love

Just sexual desire is enough

No!!

Whether or not you are wrong

Do you want a try

Don't come any closer!

I'll break your chinpo with my kaitan.

This is the best way to do it...

The chinpo that created me

You're stupid

I'm going to power up in Seikyo mode

What's going on?

His weakness is love.

He doesn't know what love is...

The holy water overflowing with love can be poisonous!

Do you understand how heavy the sin of breaking a promise must feel?!

You, why are you coming from there!?

I'm going home.

What?

What do you mean by that?!

No way!

The first breath you let out...

...was filled with two passionate feelings

One was the desire to get rid of it

That's what turned him into a monster

And then there was another one

You have someone in your heart for a long time, right?

Yes.

I want to give birth to this child with pure feelings that are the opposite of sexual desires

Then

If my will is weak

This child may become a monster

After all it's engraved

So that no one else uses

That if the best

Let go

Even if I go back to the city life,

because you are always supporting me.

Because you are supporting...

See ya

See Ya

What're doing?

At that time

I didn't have courage

So even though she said see-ya

But

This time wont let her say

This time,

promise me that you'll protect Keito!

Promise...

You're my life-long friend

Promise

If we ever meet again

Don' t forget

It's okay

Cut

That scene is over

Okay, let's eat and go to scene 36.

I'm coming in!

What?

It is my first time to work on such a big set like this

You are the director of this movie

And it your favorite horror film

Why do you want me for that horror film

Horror films have erotic scenes

So why did you choose Kijoi

Better than him

Hey, director! How did it go?

My new play.

I was just sleeping on the floor...

You don't get it do you?!

It's a role-play where you die as if you were asleep!!

Tsukibito chan

There is no need for that kind of acting

Mr Shimizuka please

We'll be going to eat

Yes

Even though we're close by

are they really going home for dinner

What are they eating

You're going home?

No.

Are you okay, Kan-chan ?

I'm not with Yonaka so we are just friends

That's not what i mean

Do you have to go back now

It'll be fine

We will arrive in 5 minutes

Five minutes is too long

How many minutes then

Forever

The clock was late

I can't believe it! The baby space ship...

It failed!!

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