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What about that one?
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That'll do nicely. That gaggle
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of human flotsam doesn't even
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belong on the sea.
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Bat!
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Hello.
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-Get the fuck out of here!
-Just like on Gilligan.
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Come on!
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-Send us a postcard.
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Just the dudes!
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And away we go.
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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone♪
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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world.♪
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♪
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Again, we do apologize so deeply
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for taking up any of your time.
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I wish I could have
helped you with
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whatever this was supposed
to be about, but--
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Is that Count Bakula?
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Who's that?
-Hi, Count Bakula!
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-Big fan!
-No, shush!
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It turns out he's not even
actually a vampire.
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We got it wrong.
He's actually a Scoot?
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-He's a Scott... Bakula.
-Scott.
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Nadja, really, I-I need to go.
I got people in the pool--
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Yes, you must go.
Thank you so much.
But before you do,
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eh, Count Bakula,
could I just ask,
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did you ever have an ancestral
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home in the Transylvania area?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Uh, we're all here
in Sherman Oaks.
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Oh, is that near Bucharest?
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No, it's between Mulholland
and, uh, and-and the Galleria.
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I do apologize for my associate.
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He is demented.
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Nandor and I have come
to a better agreement
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on how to run
the Vampiric Council together.
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-Which is a--
-A diplomatic solution,
whereby--
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Which is that we will each
be running the council...
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On alternating days.
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It's a terrible solution.
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Every day is spent undoing
what the other one did
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on the previous day.
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We are two,
but we work as... one.
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One.
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I said say it together.
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This is the most poorly run
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Vampiric Council
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since the rule
of Paduk the Deranged.
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Who also tried to share
his leadership duties
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with what he believed to be
was a talking footstool.
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But we even had good days
with him.
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There are no good days
with these two.
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This is ultimately
what power-sharing
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and coexistence is all about.
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A real
Israel/Palestine situation.
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Yes, a win-win.
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-Nandor!
Yes?
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Here we go again.
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What?
-Nandor!
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Ah, there you are!
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-I've been looking everywhere.
-Not now, darling.
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-I need a moment.
-Could you possibly
pick me up and--?
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Busy.
-I'm going to peel
the skin off your scrotum
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and chew it like a gum!
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What is this?
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This is an agreement
for our Vampiric Council
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of the Tristate Area-- VCOTSA!
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To be the proud sponsors
of the upcoming
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-Fun Run for MS.
Yes.
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-And you think this is
a good idea why?
Nadja!
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It is a good idea
because it is good
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that humans are healthy.
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Healthier humans mean
healthier eating choices for us.
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Pick me up, please!
-Not now, darling!
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-Please!
Shoo, little one.
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And so we are going
to announce to the world
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on the back of T-shirts,
"Proudly sponsored
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-"by the vampires
that live amongst you..."
-Pay attention to me!
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-"...that you're not supposed
to know about"?
-Yoo-hoo.
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-Ay!
-I am undoing this.
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-It will be undone.
Hello?
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Undo nothing!
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I will put
a temporary stop-work order
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on the proposed undoing.
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No one will even notice.
It's gonna be like...
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"Sponsored by Wells Fargo,
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-Jersey Mike's Sub Shop..."
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-"...VCOTSA."
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Sometimes I feel like I've
become invisible to everyone.
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And that hurts, you know?
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Wow, so...
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this is what we're doing now?
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Just gonna pair Guillermo
with the doll for interviews?
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That's wh--
that's where we're going?
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Really, just get
all the B-team interviews
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done at the same time?
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Nice, real nice, guys.
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Oh, boo-fucking-hoo!
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My legs are
five centimeters long.
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Looks like you guys have
things covered here.
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I have chores to do.
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-Do you need help?
-No, I got it.
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-Oy.
Guillermo, come on.
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He'sa chore, am I right?
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Now I'm guessing
you're wondering
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why are those fellas
on this boat?
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We're actually on our way
to a place called Plum Island.
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Colin Robinson believes
that Plum Island
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holds the secrets
to his energy vampire
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origins.
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It's owned by the government.
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It's an animal disease
research center.
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Off-limits to average Joes
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and likely highly guarded.
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Centuries ago...
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I commanded the captain's helm
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of many an important vessel.
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I began my seafaring life
as a...
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young sailor scrubbing
the poop decks--
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Poop decks.
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That's what it's called.
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-Oh.
-Yeah.
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And from there I was
in charge of sloops,
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battleships, brigantines,
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theTitanic for two seconds.
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You name it, I sailed it.
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What the fuck?!
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-Just hit the--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, that's loud.
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You know, being a ghost spirit
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in a doll body has been
a complicated experience.
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But I've made
some good memories here.
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Yes...
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Remember that chopping someone's
head off is an absolute last
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-resort.
-Yeah, okay.
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Which, in turn, causes
an uneven wear pattern.
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-Mm-hmm.
-And that is why you were
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walking weird last week.
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-You'll be walking weird
if you don't shut up.
-Absolutely.
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♪ Vampires are a happy folk♪
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♪ They share a laugh,
they share a joke♪
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Oh, Nandor!
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Shit.
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-She's pretty good. Hey!
-I'll kill you! Aah!
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-Nandor, I'll fucking kill you!
-Whoa, no-- hey, Nadja!
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But as time has passed,
I have realized
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I don't fit here.
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Perhaps I'm that one extra piece
leftover when a puzzle is
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already completed and there is
no place where it fits.
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Which is not how a puzzle works,
of course.
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But who gives a shit?
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That is how I feel.
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I'm the extra puzzle piece.
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Okay.
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Let's hit the road.
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Honestly, Nandor, I don't want
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to sample virgin dogs.
We've already tried that before.
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It doesn't work.
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It will be undone.
-"Vampire ice cream"?
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It's just cold blood.
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We can put blood in the fridge.
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We don't need to do
vampire ice cream.
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-Nadja? Hello?
-Undo it.
-It will be undone.
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I'm leaving now.
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More portraits of Nandor?
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Undo that. No, we've
got enough portraits...
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Okay, then, I guess
I'll just be moving along.
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Vampire carnival?!
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I mean, we are a secret species.
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When I was a captain,
life was the best.
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I knew a thousand sea shanties,
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I was nut-deep in prostitutes,
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sword fights every other day,
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as much gold as you could shake
a shitty stick...
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What the fuck are you doing?
It's dark!
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I-I know, it feels good, though.
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-Hey, can you get my back?
-Uh...
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maybe I'll do that later.
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What is this song?
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It-It's haunting, yet...
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so familiar, I...
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And yet like nothing
I've heard before.
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Kill the engine!
Kill the engine!
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And the radio!
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I think it's coming
from over there!
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Coming from the starboard bow.
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We should investigate!
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Well, we got to. I don't
see what else we can do.
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-Okay, shall do! Okay, let's go.
-Haul ass!
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No, I'm... I'm starting to think
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-it could be a trap.
-I was just thinking that.
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It definitely seems
like some sort of trap
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-we probably shouldn't, uh--
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Ooh, ooh!
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No, I think we should
definitely investigate.
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-Haul ass, smoke
grass, let's go!
-You got it.
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Ha-ha!
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-Whoa! How about that?
-Where's my tie?
Where's my tie?!
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Fucking hell!
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Oh, Nandor! Oh, Nandor, help!
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-What? What?
-Help me, somebody! I can't--
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:
Oh, no!
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-What is it? What the--?
-She's gone!
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-Who?!
-My baby dolly!
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She's gone! She has left home!
I can't find her!
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How do you know
she has left home?
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-Maybe she's just
under the couch.
-No!
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I can feel it inside my bones.
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It is exactly what I would do
if I wanted to make
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everyone worry about me
and cause a big drama.
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Just give her some space,
I'm sure she will come back.
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37 wives and you still
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cannot read the room when
a woman needs some attention!
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Come on, we have
to go and find her!
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-Oh, do I have to?
-Oh!
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I hope she is okay out there
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all by her small self--
you know what?
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If she wants to go out there,
get kidnapped
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by a Turkish horde of gangsters
and sold off as mincemeat,
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fine by me.
Rolled up, turned into kofta,
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then I'm fine with that.
This is all my fault.
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I have been neglecting her.
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And when I find that little...
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I am going to melt her head.
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I'm going to make a chalice out
of her face and drink from it.
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I will help you find her.
Guillermo!
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-Guillermo!
-...petty emotional drama...
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So is this you?
Just put it down.
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Handsome then,
handsome now, huh?
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Yes, you keep saying that
over and over...
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-Guillermo!
-Oh, look.
-We are leaving!
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Great, great, I'll come with you
because I'm your bodyguard.
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No, no, you will stay here
and you will search the attic
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for that sweet, little,
stupid bitch of a doll.
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If you find her, you will kiss
her, then hit her, come on!
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-But she said not to--
-Doesn't matter what she said.
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I'm dealing with a woman
who is having a heated
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debate with an identical
version of her own mind.
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Come on, I do not want
to be alone with her.
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Mind if I stay in your bed
for a midevening slumber?
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00:09:35,244 --> 00:09:37,159
No! Get out of my room!
250
00:09:37,203 --> 00:09:39,509
-Get out
and don't touch anything!
-Okay.
251
00:09:39,553 --> 00:09:41,947
I will not touch anything.
252
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,343
Oh, oh.
253
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,911
-It's beautiful.
-That voice.
254
00:09:49,955 --> 00:09:51,434
It beckons me.
255
00:09:51,478 --> 00:09:53,001
Really?
'Cause I-I'm getting more
256
00:09:53,045 --> 00:09:55,525
of a "Colin beckoning,"
to be honest
257
00:09:59,486 --> 00:10:02,054
Do you have a name, my darling?
258
00:10:02,097 --> 00:10:03,882
Don't interrupt my song, mm.
259
00:10:03,925 --> 00:10:06,754
There'll be plenty of time
for applause at the end, boys.
260
00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:11,237
The only thing I hate more
than when someone interrupts
261
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,848
my song is when they try
and join in.
262
00:10:13,892 --> 00:10:15,807
It's not right.
263
00:10:17,809 --> 00:10:20,725
Is it me, or is she... hideous?
264
00:10:20,768 --> 00:10:22,509
-Yeah.
-Yeah, okay.
265
00:10:22,552 --> 00:10:24,554
Nope, nothing there I want.
266
00:10:24,598 --> 00:10:26,034
-Let's go.
-I'm as limp as a finger.
267
00:10:26,078 --> 00:10:27,340
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Fantastic stuff.
268
00:10:27,383 --> 00:10:28,558
All the best, my darling.
269
00:10:28,602 --> 00:10:30,430
-Toodle...
-Oh, wait!
270
00:10:30,473 --> 00:10:32,519
Hang on.
271
00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:39,134
Shit.
272
00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:40,527
Shit, look.
273
00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:41,833
Colin Robinson,
274
00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:44,183
we are in the presence
of a siren.
275
00:10:47,534 --> 00:10:49,101
Sirens are
276
00:10:49,144 --> 00:10:51,581
creatures from Roman
and Greek mythology.
277
00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:54,889
There is a common misconception
about their appearance,
278
00:10:54,933 --> 00:10:56,978
but they actually take
many different forms,
279
00:10:57,022 --> 00:11:00,025
mainly birds that lure
unsuspecting sailors--
280
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:01,853
Yeah, they know
what a fucking siren is.
281
00:11:01,896 --> 00:11:03,245
-We just got to get out of here.
-Well, maybe they--
282
00:11:03,289 --> 00:11:05,770
Wait, perhaps one of my suitors
283
00:11:05,813 --> 00:11:08,120
would want to compete
for a shiny trinket?
284
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,384
-Yummy.
-Or perhaps, fuck that.
285
00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:13,212
Bat!
286
00:11:18,652 --> 00:11:21,089
-That's the most beautiful song
I've ever heard.
-Yeah.
287
00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:23,744
Call Dick Clark, 'cause he's
gonna want her on Bandstand.
288
00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:25,441
Reckon.
289
00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,748
Where are you?
290
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,881
-Yes, where are you?
-You silly bitch!
291
00:11:29,924 --> 00:11:31,883
-Where have you gone?!
-How do you know
she's even here?
292
00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:33,580
Because this is exactly
what I would do!
293
00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:35,843
I would come to some toy store
and sit on a shelf
294
00:11:35,887 --> 00:11:38,411
and wait for a sweet little girl
to take me home instead
295
00:11:38,454 --> 00:11:40,892
of living in a house with
a bunch of uncaring assholes!
296
00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:43,503
That is what you think of us,
a bunch of uncaring assholes?
297
00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:44,983
All the time? No.
298
00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:46,506
Sometimes? Yes!
299
00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:47,812
Lately? A lot!
300
00:11:47,855 --> 00:11:49,552
-Guillermo? Focus now.
-Sorry.
301
00:11:49,596 --> 00:11:51,554
You know, maybe she just
needs some love and caring
302
00:11:51,598 --> 00:11:53,339
and respect,
you know, the things that
303
00:11:53,382 --> 00:11:54,993
-are completely missing
from our house!
-Hello?
304
00:11:55,036 --> 00:11:56,777
-Dolly, baby! Hey, Dolly.
-Here, Dolly, Dolly, hello?
305
00:11:56,821 --> 00:11:58,387
-It's okay, come out.
-Where are you, my love?
306
00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:00,520
-Here, Dolly, Dolly...
-Nandor!
307
00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:02,174
-I'll kill you!
308
00:12:02,217 --> 00:12:03,828
You're stupid, Nandor!
309
00:12:03,871 --> 00:12:05,394
Aah, my fucking...
310
00:12:05,438 --> 00:12:07,222
-Nandor...
311
00:12:09,050 --> 00:12:10,965
What have you done?!
312
00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:12,750
My sweet baby!
313
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:14,577
She is so limp and lifeless.
314
00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:16,928
Sorry, I thought it was
a giant bug or something.
315
00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:19,147
Hey, guys, look!
Leave me alone.
316
00:12:19,191 --> 00:12:21,019
I don't want to talk to you.
317
00:12:21,062 --> 00:12:22,890
Her spirit has jumped
from one body to another!
318
00:12:22,934 --> 00:12:25,284
Come home!
-Come on.
319
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,199
Stop being so dramatic,
you stupid bitch!
320
00:12:27,242 --> 00:12:29,070
I love you so much!
321
00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:30,680
-What are you doing?
Leave me alone!
322
00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:32,073
That's not nice.
Goodness' sake!
323
00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:33,814
Oh, shit, uh...
324
00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:35,468
Forget about me!
-Just kick them out...
325
00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,210
-Are you okay?
-Yes!
326
00:12:38,253 --> 00:12:39,646
You silly cow!
327
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,256
Guillermo,
tidy the balls, please.
328
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,736
I love you so much!
329
00:12:47,828 --> 00:12:49,830
If you scoot a little
to your left,
330
00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:52,833
I think I can get my mouth down
to gnaw through this rope.
331
00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:55,705
-We're not even tied up.
-Oh.
332
00:12:57,055 --> 00:12:59,144
If she found out,
she'd have me for dinner
333
00:12:59,187 --> 00:13:00,798
and you for dessert.
334
00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:03,191
Well, why-why would
she eat me second?
335
00:13:03,235 --> 00:13:05,933
Well, you don't go to
the hog roast for the coleslaw.
336
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,981
Oh, God, listen,
it's useless for me.
337
00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:12,374
Why don't you save yourself?
You can fly.
338
00:13:12,418 --> 00:13:14,594
I'm not gonna leave you,
Colin Robinson.
339
00:13:16,683 --> 00:13:18,554
♪ Shots, shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots♪
340
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,295
♪ Shots, shots, shots♪
341
00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:21,819
♪ Shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots♪
342
00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,821
♪ Shots, shots, everybody...♪
343
00:13:23,864 --> 00:13:26,475
What a heavenly voice
and a beautiful personality.
344
00:13:26,519 --> 00:13:27,912
Absolutely.
345
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:29,609
Sit tight, boys. I'll be there
346
00:13:29,652 --> 00:13:31,872
in just a sexy, tiny,
little second for you!
347
00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:33,613
Not again!
348
00:13:33,656 --> 00:13:36,355
Just a little second, actually.
349
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,878
Bloody hell.
We're being enchanted.
350
00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:40,011
♪ You want to go♪
351
00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:42,665
♪ Carmel is the number
to know...♪
352
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,406
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever heard.
353
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,626
It reminds me of the first time
that I met my love Nadja.
354
00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:49,455
That's how I know
that this is true love.
355
00:13:49,498 --> 00:13:51,283
Yeah, I'd give a year's salary
356
00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:53,459
to watch her lay a couple eggs.
357
00:13:53,502 --> 00:13:56,549
Yoo-hoo, boys!
Who's up for a little fun?
358
00:13:58,594 --> 00:13:59,900
Shit.
359
00:13:59,944 --> 00:14:01,554
One word springs to mind.
360
00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:03,556
-What's that?
-Bat!
361
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:08,039
Alone at last.
362
00:14:08,082 --> 00:14:09,649
-Nadja!
-What?
363
00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:11,520
No, I'm calling out
for the doll.
364
00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:13,871
-Well, that's not her name.
-What is her name?
365
00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:16,134
I... I didn't give her one,
okay?
366
00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:17,439
Wow.
367
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:19,006
-Real nice.
-Doll?
368
00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,747
-My love.
-Dolly.
369
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,357
-Where the hell are you?!
-Hey.
370
00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:26,361
Oh, shit.
371
00:14:26,405 --> 00:14:28,363
Please stop this...
372
00:14:28,407 --> 00:14:30,975
-And come home!
-You don't love me anymore.
373
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:33,978
None of you do! Just let me go.
374
00:14:34,021 --> 00:14:36,763
Of course we love you,
you stupid bitch!
375
00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,634
Too little too late.
376
00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:40,898
Ah.
-Where did she go?
377
00:14:40,941 --> 00:14:43,291
Okay, enough!
You can forget it!
378
00:14:43,335 --> 00:14:45,511
I am not indulging
in this anymore!
379
00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:47,469
Go and live your stupid life,
380
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:50,211
and good luck trying
to make it on your own!
381
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:52,692
Fine! I will!
I'm going to have a lot of fun
382
00:14:52,735 --> 00:14:55,390
-as this big rat!
383
00:14:55,434 --> 00:14:57,305
Well... your ass looks huge!
384
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:59,960
Ha! Not as big
as yours, darling.
385
00:15:00,004 --> 00:15:01,179
-Shots fired.
386
00:15:01,222 --> 00:15:02,832
Taking it up a notch.
387
00:15:02,876 --> 00:15:04,704
You better not have said
what I think you just said!
388
00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:06,140
She did.
389
00:15:06,184 --> 00:15:08,055
Enjoy the view, baby!
390
00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:10,101
-Oh.
391
00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:12,407
Oh, Laszlo, thank goodness!
You can help me with my--
392
00:15:12,451 --> 00:15:14,105
Not now, my darling!
393
00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,802
-Come on.
-Now I need you
394
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:17,978
to come up
with a device that'll make me
395
00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,024
impervious
to all external sounds.
396
00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,982
Yeah, we, we can go
somewhere for that.
397
00:15:22,026 --> 00:15:23,941
You're protesting.
398
00:15:23,984 --> 00:15:25,246
By that, I mean
making me temporarily deaf.
399
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,074
Yes, I-I know
exactly where to go.
400
00:15:27,118 --> 00:15:29,207
What is all this stuff?
401
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,165
Is this stuff any good
or is it just shit?
402
00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:32,688
-Okay, just find it and let's--
-Hi.
403
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,560
Can I help you guys
find anything?
404
00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:36,214
No, we're just looking for some
noise-canceling headphones,
405
00:15:36,257 --> 00:15:38,085
but we have it under control.
Thank you so much.
406
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:39,739
Now hang on,
what is the purpose of this
407
00:15:39,782 --> 00:15:41,393
propelled plastic spider?
408
00:15:41,436 --> 00:15:43,351
Oh, this is
our Magic Mini tri-copter
409
00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:45,788
-with the special-edition
chrome propellers.
-Oh, wow.
410
00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,312
Gizmo, I think we need
one of these.
411
00:15:47,355 --> 00:15:49,096
No, we don't.
We should get going, Laszlo.
412
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,793
♪
413
00:15:50,837 --> 00:15:52,012
Judi?
414
00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:54,884
Between you and I,
415
00:15:54,928 --> 00:15:56,364
could I really notice
a difference
416
00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:59,063
between 5.1 and 7.1 surround?
417
00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:02,196
Look, 5.1 is absolutely fine
for most standard home use.
418
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,546
Right, but it's not 7.1.
419
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,026
That's what you're
really saying.
420
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:08,115
Well, me,
I'm a bit of an audiophile.
421
00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:10,291
And I have a sneaking suspicion
422
00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:12,598
that you might be, too,
Mr. Cravensworth.
423
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:15,122
Guilty as charged.
424
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,473
Hey, did you find everything
you were looking for today?
425
00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:20,649
-Yes, I did, Kevin.
-Great.
426
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:22,956
Now, will this be, uh,
cash or card?
427
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,741
I will not be paying
for anything today.
428
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,047
Got it. No charge.
429
00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:28,353
Now, will you be wanting
430
00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:29,876
the extended warranty coverage?
431
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:33,053
I won't be talked
into any extended warranty.
432
00:16:33,097 --> 00:16:35,577
Got it. Now if you just
punch in your email--
433
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,537
Nor will I punching in
my email address.
434
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,801
I won't be talked into any kind
of Best Buy membership card
435
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:43,890
or charge card.
436
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:46,414
Right, but we really do need
437
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,895
your email to keep you
up to date about...
438
00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:50,679
-promotional... Geek Squad.
-Oh, for the Geek Squad?
439
00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,203
-Not a problem at all.
-Okay.
440
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:53,813
Lcravensworth...
441
00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:58,470
@nyconnex.com.
442
00:16:58,513 --> 00:17:00,515
I have no idea what my home
phone number is-- what is it?
443
00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,256
-718...
-Okay, yeah.
444
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,954
Quadrophonic sound was
a great gimmick.
445
00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:07,000
But I don't think
the wider public gave a shit
446
00:17:07,044 --> 00:17:08,697
about that kind of detail.
447
00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:10,308
What exactly does
all these electronics
448
00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:11,613
have to do with Colin Robinson?
449
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:13,267
Oh, shit.
450
00:17:13,311 --> 00:17:15,574
Enchanted twice in one evening.
451
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,184
Once with Sheila.
452
00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:19,099
And then Judi from Best Buys.
453
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,014
I-I don't know
who Sheila is, so...
454
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:23,060
-No, don't...
-Bat!
455
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:35,072
♪ Sail away with me
to another world♪
456
00:17:35,115 --> 00:17:37,770
♪ Where we rely on each other♪
457
00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:39,728
♪ Ah, ha♪
458
00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:42,557
♪ From one lover to another♪
459
00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:45,082
♪ Ah, ha♪
460
00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:48,955
♪ Islands in the stream♪
461
00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:51,218
♪ That is what we are.♪
462
00:17:52,915 --> 00:17:55,744
You know, um, Rascal Flatts,
463
00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:58,486
they have a song
called "Life Is a Highway."
464
00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:00,880
-I don't know that song.
-And, uh,
465
00:18:00,923 --> 00:18:05,058
this detour tonight has
kind of changed my mind.
466
00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:06,886
Maybe life isn't a highway.
467
00:18:06,929 --> 00:18:08,844
You know,
maybe life is an ocean.
468
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,585
-Yeah, yeah.
469
00:18:10,629 --> 00:18:12,109
Yes.
470
00:18:12,152 --> 00:18:14,633
You're an odd one,
Colin Robinson.
471
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,635
Listen to me babbling on.
472
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,290
-Um, Sheila...
473
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,509
I-I think that you're something
474
00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:23,163
really special.
475
00:18:23,207 --> 00:18:24,904
Really?
476
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:29,300
Most people don't like me
when I'm not singing.
477
00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:32,172
Most people don't like me
when I'm talking either.
478
00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:34,870
-Oh.
479
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,176
I'm sorry, I got nervous.
480
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,396
I did a little poopy on you.
481
00:18:38,439 --> 00:18:40,049
Nothing to be nervous about.
482
00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:42,051
It's not the first time
483
00:18:42,095 --> 00:18:44,228
a beautiful woman has
shit on my shoes.
484
00:18:44,271 --> 00:18:46,186
Thanks.
485
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:47,840
-Probably...
-Human form!
486
00:18:47,883 --> 00:18:49,320
Fear not, Colin Robinson!
487
00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:51,800
-Oh, shit.
-A captain never abandons
488
00:18:51,844 --> 00:18:54,890
his crew,
so, siren, release him.
489
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,457
-Can you give me just
490
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,067
-one second, sweetie?
-Yeah.
491
00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:00,200
-Leave him alone and come on.
-Laszlo, no.
492
00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:02,202
-What?
-I'm in love.
493
00:19:02,246 --> 00:19:05,074
-I mean, she's the one.
494
00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:06,902
It might be
a little unconventional,
495
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,036
but... love can't
always be explained.
496
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:11,820
What, even
when she's not singing?
497
00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:15,389
Well, when she's singing,
I-I can't resist her, but...
498
00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,348
when she's not singing,
I don't...
499
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:20,133
want to, want to resist her.
500
00:19:20,177 --> 00:19:22,135
Look at what she's doing.
-Yeah.
501
00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,224
He's mad.
502
00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:29,142
-My lovely bitch, we've got you!
-Leave me alone!
503
00:19:29,186 --> 00:19:31,927
There's nowhere left to run--
just give it up!
504
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,060
Stop chasing me! Let me be free!
505
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,714
You don't even want me!
506
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,585
-Hey!
-What are you talking about?!
507
00:19:37,629 --> 00:19:39,239
-Of course we want you!
-Ooh!
508
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,936
You're the one who ran away!
509
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,548
-Are you fucking kidding me
with this?
-Ouch!
510
00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:46,638
Oopsies.
511
00:19:46,681 --> 00:19:49,249
What have you done?!
Oh, my love!
512
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:52,339
She was only gonna jump
into another vessel anyway.
513
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,211
I am very tired.
514
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:56,082
Just let me go.
515
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,345
It would be easier for you.
516
00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:01,130
You have so much to do already,
without having to worry
517
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:04,264
about me and my silly emotions.
518
00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:06,919
Yes, I have been
very busy recently.
519
00:20:06,962 --> 00:20:09,530
But you have to understand.
520
00:20:09,574 --> 00:20:11,619
I have been working
so fucking hard
521
00:20:11,663 --> 00:20:13,882
in that house
to be taken seriously.
522
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,972
To get anyone
to give me any respect.
523
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,453
I've been trying to be
professional, but I've been
524
00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:23,065
squishing down
and mincing up my own...
525
00:20:23,109 --> 00:20:25,894
silly emotions.
526
00:20:27,113 --> 00:20:29,028
Oh...
527
00:20:29,071 --> 00:20:30,551
Oh.
528
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:32,161
Wow.
529
00:20:32,205 --> 00:20:34,294
I am so sorry.
530
00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:35,904
It is not okay.
531
00:20:35,948 --> 00:20:38,298
And I am going
to do better for you.
532
00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:40,300
And for myself.
533
00:20:40,344 --> 00:20:43,216
I am too tired. Switching hosts
534
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,523
is extremely draining.
535
00:20:45,566 --> 00:20:47,786
I don't think
I can do it anymore.
536
00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:51,442
How about one last home?
537
00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:54,401
Do you feel like coming back
and living with a bunch
538
00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:56,490
of uncaring assholes?
539
00:20:58,927 --> 00:21:01,234
Okay, why not?
540
00:21:01,278 --> 00:21:03,628
For what it's worth,
I also think you're doing
541
00:21:03,671 --> 00:21:05,934
-a great job as coleader--
Shut up.
542
00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:08,154
-This isn't about you.
Not even a little bit.
543
00:21:08,197 --> 00:21:10,678
And I'm taking the day off
tomorrow!
544
00:21:10,722 --> 00:21:12,463
Oh, yes, a day out!
545
00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:14,334
We can crush grapes and spit
all the pits at the pigeons
546
00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:16,293
and torture mortals...
547
00:21:16,336 --> 00:21:17,859
-Right.
548
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:20,645
Listen to me, Colin Robinson,
she is a siren.
549
00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:22,299
It's her job to enchant you.
550
00:21:22,342 --> 00:21:24,344
You're not in love.
You may think you are,
551
00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:26,346
you dumb fuck, but you're not.
552
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:28,348
Yeah, well, how do you know
the difference?
553
00:21:28,392 --> 00:21:30,916
She's half-chicken.
554
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,483
Yeah, nobody's perfect.
555
00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:35,399
You go away, my friend.
556
00:21:35,442 --> 00:21:37,444
I'm in love.
557
00:21:37,488 --> 00:21:39,751
-Did you eat your dinner?
-Yeah.
558
00:21:39,794 --> 00:21:42,406
All right, this is going to end
badly, so what you need to do
559
00:21:42,449 --> 00:21:45,278
is cut the mics, turn
all the sound equipment off,
560
00:21:45,322 --> 00:21:47,541
and put your fingers
in your ears, and do it now.
561
00:21:47,585 --> 00:21:50,109
Okay. Do it.
-Now!
562
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:11,391
Oh, shit.
563
00:22:11,435 --> 00:22:13,393
How do I look?
Do I look all right?
564
00:22:13,437 --> 00:22:15,613
-Yes, you look great.
You always look great.
-Mm-hmm.
565
00:22:15,656 --> 00:22:18,833
This has all made me realize
that in my efforts to be taken
566
00:22:18,877 --> 00:22:21,575
more seriously as a leader
of the Vampiric Council,
567
00:22:21,619 --> 00:22:24,186
I have been neglecting
my gorgeous, sweet,
568
00:22:24,230 --> 00:22:26,841
cutie, silly, little,
dolly mama-moo.
569
00:22:26,885 --> 00:22:28,582
Yes, exactly.
570
00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:31,411
And because, uh,
she is me, the same,
571
00:22:31,455 --> 00:22:34,414
it means I have been neglecting
the gorgeous, sweet, juicy,
572
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,286
lovely, silly part
of my own excellent personality.
573
00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:40,115
And what I've realized,
since I am her,
574
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,161
I've got to communicate
my emotional needs
575
00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:44,293
to everyone... and to myself.
576
00:22:44,337 --> 00:22:46,687
I love this little slut.
577
00:22:46,731 --> 00:22:48,950
And I love you, my little whore.
578
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,430
Potty mouth, the same.
579
00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:54,129
♪
580
00:22:55,609 --> 00:22:57,219
Oh, hello.
581
00:22:57,263 --> 00:22:59,091
I say, um, apologies
582
00:22:59,134 --> 00:23:01,441
for not making it to Plum Island
583
00:23:01,485 --> 00:23:04,009
to find out more about
your energy vampire origins.
584
00:23:04,052 --> 00:23:06,403
Yeah, well, I-I guess
585
00:23:06,446 --> 00:23:08,361
I remain an enigma.
586
00:23:08,405 --> 00:23:10,232
Which is pretty cool.
587
00:23:10,276 --> 00:23:13,410
Right, has that chicken's
spell worn off?
588
00:23:13,453 --> 00:23:15,150
I guess.
589
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,978
I mean, maybe I didn't
experience
590
00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:19,851
true love today,
but it-it-it sure felt like it.
591
00:23:19,894 --> 00:23:22,462
I'd say
that you didn't experience
592
00:23:22,506 --> 00:23:25,291
true love today.
593
00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:26,640
I didn't, no.
594
00:23:26,684 --> 00:23:28,033
All right, well, I'll leave you
595
00:23:28,076 --> 00:23:29,687
to whatever
the hell you were doing.
596
00:23:29,730 --> 00:23:31,776
Okay, then.
597
00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:45,920
If-if you guys could...
598
00:23:45,964 --> 00:23:48,053
maybe give me a-a minute?
599
00:23:48,096 --> 00:23:50,403
Um, I'm gonna beat off now.
600
00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:54,146
♪ Nightingale of paradise♪
601
00:23:54,189 --> 00:24:00,457
♪ You sing of love♪
602
00:24:01,675 --> 00:24:05,810
♪ Flooding all the world♪
603
00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:12,207
♪ With light♪
604
00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:15,515
♪ Heedless men♪
605
00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:17,561
♪ Hear not your song♪
606
00:24:17,604 --> 00:24:22,348
♪ Of life eternal.♪
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