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There's our distraction.
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Finally!
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Whoa.
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Hey! It's not supposed
to distract us.
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Oh, my God, we did it!
We're free!
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That tunnel you burrowed
was crazy!
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We were up and down
and up and down.
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That's 'cause I modeled it on
that game "Chutes and Ladders."
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Oh, that game's impossible.
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Let's get out of here!
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The convicts are armed
and dangerous, but whatever.
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Let's get to the only escape
anyone cares about...
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An adorable baby giraffe
snuck out of the zoo!
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Aww!
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If you see the wittle giwaffe
awound town,
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pwease contact the zoo immediatwee.
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That poor little baby!
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I'll tell you what I won't
be doing if I see it...
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contacting the zoo.
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I'd show that giraffe
the night of its life
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before it's hauled back
to captivity forever.
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That...
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actually makes sense.
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- Yeah, screw the zoo.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Great. We all agree.
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Now, you know what else
would be great?
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A theme song.
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- Oh, right, right, right.
- Mm. Oh, yeah.
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Eh, I don't know.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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I love Spirit Week!
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I'm literally bursting
with school pride.
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At least I hope
that's what this is.
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What better way
to honor our school
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than a
"Teachers Hall of Fame."
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Show everyone the greats
who made Pearl Bailey
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the amazing school it is today.
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On premium
library real estate, no less.
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How'd you lock that up,
Stevie baby?
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The library has extra space
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'cause Principal Lewis
destroyed most of the books
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when he and his buddies
were playing flamethrower tag.
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Rest in peace, buddies.
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We're close.
Let's test it out.
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I'm Mr. D'Angelo.
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I was the first teacher to say,
"Talk amongst yourselves,"
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and leave for the rest
of the day.
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If I know our peers,
they're gonna love this.
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Spirit Week, bitches!
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Isosceleeeees...
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Can you believe I'm just now
discovering the magic
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of mixing Mentos
and Diet Coke together?
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I'm testing out recipes
for a badass foam show
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on the football field.
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Our robots are ruined!
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Pfft.
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You wanna see ruined robots,
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let me have 'em for the night.
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Spirit Week!
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Ugh, this is
gonna take forever to fix.
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What's the point, Steve?
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As long as that madman Lewis
is in charge,
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this school is screwed.
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He ruins everything.
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Sorry, Steve.
I'm out, too.
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All this "Spirit Week" talk
is just too scary for me.
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Reminds me of ghosts.
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Damn it!
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Hey, where'd your friends go?
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Please sit.
I've got a lot to explain.
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You're the lawyer for all
the school bus drivers, right?
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No, I'm a kid...
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here to file a formal complaint.
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Against Principal Lewis.
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Ah, yes, yes, a kid.
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You realize how serious this is?
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I do, but I love Pearl Bailey,
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and Principal Lewis
is a destructive menace
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who doesn't care
about the school.
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He ruined
my Spirit Week project,
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he hired his cousin Dale
as a school nurse,
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and all he does
is smoke cigarettes,
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plus, Lewis taught
a group of crows
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to attack anyone
with a rolling backpack.
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Legally I can't admit fault
of any kind,
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as you know,
being a kid lawyer and all.
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Well, you have to do something!
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This is a formal complaint.
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Fine.
I'll open an investigation.
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Hey, before I get into
this school bus fiasco,
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let me ask you something...
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What's the fastest
you'd feel comfortable
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being thrown from a school bus?
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I'm looking for a number
over 70.
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No, reach higher, Jeff!
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I need the big juicy ones.
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You guys want my apple salsa
to be good, right?
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We do.
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Just grab the big juicy ones,
Jeff!
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No, higher, Jeff!
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The big juicy ones!
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Ahh!
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Was it worth it, Jeff?
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Disrespecting me
to pet a giraffe?
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I'll bet you guys never had
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to sneak in at night
to avoid an insane principal.
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Yeah, you legends
were probably too busy
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to come in at night anyway.
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VIP-ing your way around town,
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banging everything
with a heartbeat.
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Would you just come on?
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Gotta hide for a second.
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Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
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Yeah. Here they are,
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the blueprints to the school.
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Not really sure why late-night
copy machine repairmen
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would need these, but...
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Perfect.
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These'll show us
the structural points
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where we need
to plant the dynamite...
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to blow this school
to smithereens.
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All. Clean.
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All right,
we got the blueprints.
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But we still have
a huge problem.
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Where are we gonna unroll them?
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How 'bout the table
by them robots, boss?
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Good eye.
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You know, one day
humans are gonna only sex
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each other through robots.
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How do you know that?
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Because my aunt used to say it
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whenever we went
to Chuck E. Cheese.
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Okay, let's hit here,
here, and here,
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and we'll start
with the boiler room.
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Come on.
Let's get started.
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♪ I'm gonna take my class
to the old classroom♪
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- ♪ I'm gonna teach ♪
- Oh, my, God, they work!
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- ♪ Till I can't no more ♪
- Shit.
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♪ I'm gonna take my class... ♪
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One of the robots
is making a break for it!
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That's a kid.
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Toad-Button, you go after him.
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We'll start planting the bombs.
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Thank goodness
I wore my brand-new
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Skerchers SuperSpeeders.
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That's right, Dadders!
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Steve wears the brand-new
Skerchers SuperSpeeders
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by Skerchers Sneakers.
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Now with real rubber.
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Aah!
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If you're gonna kill me,
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pass along my funeral requests
to my friend Snot.
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Tell him... open casket,
eyes wide, huge smile.
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Oh, thank God, it's you.
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You're too kind, Steve.
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I wish everyone was as happy
to have me around as you.
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I guess someone formally
complained about me.
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The superintendent wants to meet
with me in the morning.
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I'm as good as gone.
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Just grabbing my most
important stuff in case
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I'm not allowed back
on the premises.
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Gosh, that's terrible
about the investigation.
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Did I say "investigation"?
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Some guys broke in, and they're
gonna blow up the school!
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Let 'em!
Screw this place!
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Oh, man, I love it here!
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This'll be a great talk
for later.
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They're looking for me.
We gotta go!
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It's not fair!
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I just finally fundraised
enough money
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to trick out my office.
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You lovin' these hydraulics?
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You didn't mention the guys
with bombs had guns, too!
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Bullets are my Kryptonite!
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Follow me.
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You're lucky you're with me.
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No one knows this school
like I do.
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I should call the police.
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Damn, no service down here.
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Oh, God forbid a kid goes
five minutes without his phone.
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I'm trying to save the school!
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I can't believe my fate's
in your crazy-ass hands.
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They're so crazy,
they just might work.
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Hey, they worked!
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So?
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How pimp is this place!
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It's uh, great.
Where's the exit?
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Nowhere. We kick back
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and wait it out here
until this blows over.
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"Wait it out"?
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What if they find us?
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And what about
the school blowing up?
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We're fine. This is my
panic room, and it's bombproof.
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Designed it myself.
Even built the fireplace.
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Briiick.
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Just relax, Smith.
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Can I get you a drink?
Are you a brandy kid?
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Oh, hey, you mind
taking your shoes off?
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You destroyed the library
with foam
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and you want me
to take off my shoes?
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This is such bullshit.
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Look at all the work
you did down here,
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but you can't be bothered
to care about the actual school.
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Smith, I do my job
better than anybody.
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And whoever reported me
to the superintendent
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got it as wrong as you.
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Aah!
Toad-Button found us!
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Did you say...
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Toad-Button?
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Yeah, what a stupid name.
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Well, could be cute
on the right guy.
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Is this who was chasing you?
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That's him!
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Damn, he's aged very well.
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Everything always works out
for the bad boys.
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I should've known
they'd be back.
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Of course they're
your former students.
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You've been terrorizing kids
for 30 years.
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Man, '94 was a hell of a class.
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Those kids could dress.
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This place is bombproof, huh?
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What do we do?
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Oh, people got so hammered
at that prom.
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At least I did.
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The chimney's our only way out!
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Yes.
Into the Christmas tunnel.
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The gym?
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Dang, I got something in my eye.
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Do you see anything?
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Aah!
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Why would you build a chimney
into another room?
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I only had this many bricks.
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This is why all our
gym teachers have lung disease.
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Well, no one seemed to mind when
it smoked out all the pigeons.
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Yep, those are
Toad-Button's buddies.
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Yeah, it's beautiful
they stayed in touch,
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but how are we
getting out of here?
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Don't worry. There's gotta be
something in my bag
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that can help us.
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Useful, useful, useful...
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but not for this.
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A cord?
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I don't remember packing a...
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Did you...
hear something?
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I've heard that the dry-cleaning
business will eat you alive
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if you don't have
the right mentor.
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Hmm, I'm not sure
that's what it was.
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But maybe.
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We can get out there!
258
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,640
Okay, that's the last
of the explosives.
259
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,730
Now we just wait until
that bastard Lewis
260
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,559
shows up in the morning
so he can watch it happen.
261
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,129
Are you flirting with me, Smith?
262
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,131
No!
I'm flirting with death,
263
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,090
and it sounds like
they're here because of you.
264
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,135
Pft.
That's why I'm here.
265
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,531
Play it cool.
266
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:33,013
We are six non-giraffes
looking for a place to eat.
267
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,754
Right this way.
268
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,610
We should go.
269
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,874
My brother-in-law is upset
because he prefers
270
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,224
the Stevie Wonder version
of "Happy Birthday."
271
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,095
We'll obviously be paying
for none of this
272
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,488
and taking it all to go.
273
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:16,273
And toss a couple
White Russians in here.
274
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:20,843
Uhh, it feels so good to talk
at full volume again!
275
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,105
♪ La la la ♪
276
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,411
Shut up!
277
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,934
We're almost home free.
278
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,197
Just gotta figure out
how to get down.
279
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,895
I got us covered.
280
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,902
Wow, two inflatable Grim Reapers
made the cut.
281
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,251
- Grims.
- What?
282
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,513
Grims Reaper.
283
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,645
It's the same
as "brothers-in-law."
284
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,604
I have two Grims Reaper.
285
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:43,866
I'm sorry to nitpick.
286
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,869
That's just
one of my biggest pets peeve.
287
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,218
Okay, so what now?
288
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,350
Climb on.
289
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,352
I'll puncture it,
and it'll deflate,
290
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,876
sinking you down to the ground,
where you can run to safety.
291
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,619
That's actually a great idea.
292
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,055
Wait, just me?
293
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,883
This is where we part ways, Smith.
294
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,624
I'm their principal, and I think
295
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,582
I can still get through to them
before it's too late.
296
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,802
But you're not
their principal anymore.
297
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:09,196
Being a principal is like
being a murderer, Smith...
298
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,067
You carry that label forever.
299
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,287
Forget about them.
They hate you.
300
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,419
So?
I saved you, didn't I?
301
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,248
And you're the one who reported
me to the superintendent.
302
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,076
You... You knew that?
303
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,773
And you've still been
helping me?
304
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,733
Of course I have.
I'm your principal.
305
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,213
And whether you approve
of my style
306
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:29,303
or not, I take my role
very seriously.
307
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:35,004
Now I've got students
to get through to.
308
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,528
Aah! Toad-Button!
309
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,226
You startled me.
310
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:43,230
Nice to see you again,
Principal Lewis.
311
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,796
Heyyyy.
312
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,191
Principal Lewis, I've decided
313
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,193
that I can't
leave you here alone.
314
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,804
Y'know, I see you're a big fan
of pistol-whipping.
315
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,937
But you know what knocks me out?
316
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,939
Bebop jazz.
317
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,250
We thought we were
gonna have to wait
318
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,165
until morning for you
to show up,
319
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:09,517
but I should've known
you'd be here, working late.
320
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,475
I wasn't working.
I swear!
321
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,781
Those days are behind me!
322
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,130
I-I can vouch for that.
323
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,827
Yeah, right.
324
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:18,961
Now you're gonna watch us
destroy your precious school,
325
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:22,312
just like you destroyed
our lives.
326
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,835
Guys, you can't.
327
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,925
You do something this big
and leave two eyewitnesses,
328
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,187
you're gonna get caught.
329
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,930
Then maybe we don't leave
any witnesses.
330
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,194
Look, I know I ruined
your lives,
331
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,891
but let me help you now.
332
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,981
I got a guy in Mexico who can
set you up with new identities.
333
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,591
Plus he works
at the Hilton pool.
334
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,245
You can swim, get some sun.
335
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,551
Those amazing rolled-up towels.
336
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,595
Mm, huh? Mm?
337
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,945
Don't listen, boss.
338
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,773
He'll say anything to save
his beloved school.
339
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,688
I'm sorry.
Beloved school?
340
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,125
Working late?
341
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,257
Are we talking about
the same Principal Lewis?
342
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,520
This guy disbanded
the school chorus because
343
00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:00,220
he was afraid the singing
might "attract Sasquatches."
344
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,222
I don't know what he's been up
to recently, kid.
345
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:03,919
We've been in jail.
346
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,966
But how about we tell you
our experience with Lewis?
347
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,011
Okay, so back
in the early '90s...
348
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,058
Sorry, Toadie. I know I said
"we," but I got this.
349
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,799
So back when we were in school...
350
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,279
Was it not the early '90s?
351
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,846
I feel like that helps.
352
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,981
Yes, okay,
back in the early '90s,
353
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,374
we used to struggle as students,
354
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,115
but Lewis saw our potential
355
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,596
and was determined
to get the most out of us.
356
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:31,164
Aww, Jerry.
Gimme a hug.
357
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,209
I'm obviously not finished!
358
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,211
But no matter how well we did,
359
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,561
nothing was ever good enough
for this guy.
360
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:41,043
Eventually we couldn't take it
anymore and snapped.
361
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,872
We dropped out,
started getting into trouble,
362
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,439
and wound up in jail.
363
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,748
All because of him.
364
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,793
In the early '90s.
365
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,317
That's right, Steve.
366
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,798
I used to try to get the most
out of my students.
367
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,321
I used to be...
368
00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,975
a bad principal.
369
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,629
I...don't follow.
370
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,022
You see, the problem was,
371
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,067
I was acting like
a strict parent,
372
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,156
when all these kids
already had parents.
373
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,810
Actually I lost both my parents.
374
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,290
It was just too much pressure.
375
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,987
What they needed was a friend.
376
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,816
It's not princi-parent.
It's princi-pal.
377
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,645
So I became the most fun pal
I could be.
378
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,473
And, yes, over the years
that may have drifted
379
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,127
into =BLEEP= up uncle territory,
380
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,303
but the results speak
for themselves...
381
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,131
The only time kids
go to jail anymore
382
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,828
is when they're there
visiting me.
383
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,090
Wow.
384
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,440
So all this time I thought
you were nuts...
385
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,094
I was right.
386
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,269
It was a car accident,
387
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,489
in case anybody's interested.
388
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,883
♪ We were born to be ♪
389
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:39,971
♪ Alive ♪
390
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,886
♪ We were born to be ♪
391
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,627
♪ Alive ♪
392
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,065
♪ Born ♪
393
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,979
♪ Born to be alive ♪
394
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,199
♪ Born to be alive ♪
395
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,506
♪ You see, we're born ♪
396
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,203
♪ Born ♪
397
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,988
♪ Born ♪
398
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,861
♪ You see, we're born ♪
399
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:00,992
♪ Born ♪
400
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,820
♪ Born to be alive ♪
401
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,692
♪ Born to be alive ♪
402
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:06,955
You know what's ironic?
403
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,088
We were doing all this
for the giraffe,
404
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,221
but I think he showed us
the night of our lives.
405
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,266
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
406
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:20,534
Whoa, a giraffe!
407
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,492
Looks like y'all had
a crazy night.
408
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:25,713
Yeah, but I guess he has
to go back to the zoo now.
409
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,367
Wait.
410
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:31,110
I might have an idea that'll
keep him out of the zoo forever.
411
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,285
Please!
412
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,938
You gotta believe me!
413
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,984
I'm not a baby giraffe!
414
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,594
I'm a human man!
415
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:41,642
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you and
every other animal in this zoo.
416
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,862
Don't worry, babe!
We'll be back!
417
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,777
I got an annual pass.
418
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,433
Guys, if you wanna
destroy the school,
419
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,174
just leave this man in charge.
420
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,872
He will eventually do it,
I guarantee.
421
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,831
And your hands'll be clean.
422
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,311
Enough stalling.
423
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,357
Any last requests before
your school goes sky-high?
424
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:07,015
How about we raise a final toast
to old Pearl Bailey?
425
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,843
With what beverage?
426
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,498
With the champagne of colas,
427
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,803
Diet Coke.
428
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,640
He's trying to kill himself
before we blow up the school.
429
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,728
That's enough.
430
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,863
Stop!
431
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,652
- Ah, gross!
- Ugh!
432
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,306
This is just sad.
433
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,613
Please blow up the school.
We deserve it at this point.
434
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,441
Sorry.
I meant to do this.
435
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,793
Um, is he flirting with me?
436
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,367
- Oh!
- Ooh!
437
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,547
There is no way he meant
to do that.
438
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:09,208
He may not be perfect,
but he really does care.
439
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,514
I know his old students tried
to blow up the school,
440
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,864
but his current students
just complain.
441
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,040
I think he's moving
in the right direction here.
442
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,303
Thanks, Steve.
443
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,696
I guess it's kind of
like Steinbeck says...
444
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:23,091
"Now that I'm not asking you
to be perfect, you can be good."
445
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,180
See?
He knows Steinbeck.
446
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,313
Of course I know
Sherm Steinbeck!
447
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,445
You're not gonna find
a better amateur dentist
448
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,881
than that guy.
449
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,449
All right, we'll let Mr. Lewis
off with a warning.
450
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,625
So what happened to
those convicts anyway?
451
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,236
Back to prison, I assume?
452
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,194
Y'know, as their principal,
453
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,065
I just didn't think
more prison time
454
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,067
was the answer for those kids.
455
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,985
Here are the passports
for your new identities.
456
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,987
Hop in. I already picked up
my other client,
457
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,554
so next stop's Mexico.
458
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,639
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
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