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YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE
WHAT SIMONA TOLD ME.

WELL, THEN,
I WON'T EVEN TRY.

SHE AND STEPHEN SPLIT UP.GET OUT.

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT
SHE TOLD HIM.

WELL, GOSH. WHAT,
WAS HE CHEATING ON HER?

WHY WOULD YOU
AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME
THAT HE WAS CHEATING ON HER?

BECAUSE OTHERWISE,
SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN
THE ONE TO MOVE OUT.

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, JOY.
WHOEVER STRAYS, PAYS.

WHICH IS WHY I WAS
ASSUMING THAT--

WHAT, THAT HE LEFT HER
FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN?

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
A YOUNGER WOMAN? COULD HAVE
BEEN AN OLDER WOMAN.

YEAH. THAT HAPPENS A LOT.

ANYWAY, IT'S AWFUL.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?

I JUST MADE A RESERVATION
FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY
AT SPAGHETTABOUTIT.

YEAH. MIGHT AS WELL
CANCEL IT.

OR WE COULD
MAKE IT FOR TWO.

I'LL CANCEL IT.

ANYWAY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK HAPPENED?

WELL, I AM MEETING HER LATER
FOR A MANI-PEDI

TO GET ALL THE GORY DETAILS.

WELL, LOOK.
JUST BE CAREFUL,
JOY, OK?

YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE BETTER OFF
NOT TO GET INVOLVED.

I'M--NOT--WITH ANYBODY. EVER.

I'M NOT GONNA GET INVOLVED.

I'M JUST GONNA
GET ENOUGH DETAILS
TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR.

THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.

WELL, AT LEAST OUR MARRIAGE
IS STRONG, HUH, BABY?

YEAH.

IS IT STRONG, EDDIE,
OR AM I JUST LAZY

AND YOU'RE AFRAID OF DISEASE?

IT WORKS. LET'S NOT
LOOK UNDER THE HOOD.

Man: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

[VEHICLE BEEPING][MACHINE WHIRRING]

[CLANKING][MEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[BEEPING AND WHIRRING
CONTINUE]

Man: LET'S GO.

[CHATTERING AND LAUGHTER]

OH! WH--

AAH. AAH. AAH. AAH.

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS.

THEY'RE STRIKING
THE SET. IT'S ALL FAKE.

LOOK.

NO!

NO, NO, NO.
THEY WERE JUST--

THEY WERE JUST OUT THERE.
I SWEAR.

DOUG...

THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE SOMEBODY.

I'M NOT KIDDING.
I'M CALLING DR. SPORTELLO
FOR A REFERENCE.

YOU MEAN, LIKE,
A SHRINK?

YES, DOUG, A SHRINK.
YOU NEED SOME HELP.

UH...

AAH.

HEY, EDDIE!HEY.

STEPHEN, HOW ARE YOU?I'M GOOD. I'M GREAT.

NEVER BEEN BETTER.GOOD. GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

MMM.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

YOU PROBABLY HEARD THAT
SIMONA AND I BROKE UP, HUH?

NO. NO, I'M--

OH, GOSH, I'M SORRY.
I'M SHOCKED.

OK, GOTTA GO.

SIMONA CAME HOME
AND CAUGHT ME IN BED
WITH HER SISTER.

WHAT? REALLY?

NAH. I ONLY SAID THAT
'CAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE
YOU WANTED TO LEAVE.

OH. HEH.

THE REAL REASON
WE SPLIT UP IS BECAUSE...
I GRIND MY TEETH.

AT LEAST,
THAT'S HOW IT STARTED.
HERE'S HOW IT ENDED.

[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
"Y'ALL CAN GO GRIND YOUR TEETH
IN HELL, YOU BASTARD!"

WOW. IT'S--

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT YOU BROKE UP OVER
SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL.

MM-MMM. IT WASN'T JUST
THE GRINDING, EDDIE.

IT WAS THE LAST 15 YEARS--
ALL THE WHINING
AND ALL THE COMPLAINING

AND ALL THE "Y'ALL"S AND--
OH.
YEAH. YEAH.

I BET THAT LAUGH OF HERS
DIDN'T HELP, HUH?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, YOU KNOW,
THAT CACKLE--

HEH YEH YEH YEH!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

I MEAN, IT'S LIKE
RAZOR BLADES
ON MY SPINE THERE.

I ACTUALLY LIKED HER LAUGH.OH, WELL,

I'M SURE
IT GROWS ON YOU.

BUT, LISTEN. YOU KNOW,
JOY AND I, WE FELT
REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS,

BECAUSE WE LIKE
BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH.

I APPRECIATE THAT, EDDIE.MMM.

BUT IF YOU HAD TO
CHOOSE BETWEEN US,
YOU'D CHOOSE ME, RIGHT?

ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT FRIENDSHIP
OR DESERT-ISLAND SEX?

TRICK QUESTION, BUDDY,
TRICK QUESTION--

I WOULD PICK YOU
FOR BOTH.

HEH HEH HEH.
IN A HEARTBEAT.

IN A HEARTBEAT.
I MEAN, I GOTTA
TELL YOU, SIMONA,

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
OUR FAVORITE.

A-AND THAT'S NO KNOCK
AGAINST STEPHEN.

BUT YOU'RE MORE FUN,
AND THE WAY
YOU SAY "Y'ALL,"

AND THAT GREAT
LAUGH OF YOURS--

IT'S LIKE A BUSLOAD
OF HAPPY CHILDREN.

HEH YEH YEH YEH!

THERE IT IS.
HEH HEH HEH.

[BOTH SIGH]

ALL I ASKED THE MAN
TO DO WAS WEAR A MOUTHGUARD.

IS THAT TOO MUCH?NO, IT IS NOT.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

JUST A BUNCH OF GOBBLEDYGOOK
ABOUT BEING UNCOMFORTABLE

AND NOT BEING ABLE
TO BREATHE.

MEANWHILE, I'M AWAKE ALL NIGHT
LISTENING TO THE GRINDING.

I CAN HEAR IT, EVEN WHEN
I PUT A PILLOW OVER HIS FACE.

YOU PUT A PILLOW
OVER HIS FACE?

YEAH, JUST TILL
HE LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS.

I'M A DOCTOR.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

YOU KNOW, WE WERE
GONNA TAKE YOU TO
LE PETIT CHATEAU

FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY.OH, MY GOD.

YES.THAT PLACE IS SO EXPENSIVE.

I'M SURPRISED
THAT EDDIE WOULD SPRING FOR
A PLACE LIKE THAT.

YEAH. ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S YOUR ANNIVERSARY.

WELL, THAT DOESN'T MATTER
ANYMORE NOW, DOES IT?

LISTEN, SIMONA.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
I THINK THIS MIGHT BE
FOR THE BEST.

YOU THINK SO?

YEAH. I MEAN,
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT
FOR THE NEXT 15 YEARS

WHILE STEPHEN
PUTS HIS LITTLE PINKIE
IN HIS EAR DURING MEALS.

I NEVER NOTICED THAT.REALLY?

IT'S LIKE SOMETHING
A HILLBILLY WOULD DO.

ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,

YOU ARE YOUNG,
AND YOU'RE
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

AND YOU'RE A DOCTOR,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AHEAD OF YOU.

AND I'M SURE THAT
THERE ARE LOTS OF MEN

WHO WOULD BE LUCKY
TO HAVE YOU.

YOU KNOW, I ONLY HAD
2 BOYFRIENDS BEFORE
I MARRIED STEPHEN.

WOW.YEAH.

HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS
DID YOU HAVE BEFORE
YOU MARRIED EDDIE?

WELL, YOU WOULD HAVE TO
DEFINE "BOYFRIENDS."

IT'S EITHER 6

OR A REALLY BIG NUMBER.

OH.

IF I WERE TO TELL YOU
THAT THERE'S NO CEILING,

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

I WOULD SAY
THAT YOU'RE CRAZY,

BUT THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
GOING TO A SHRINK.

OK, ONE OF IS CRAZY, ALLY,
BECAUSE WHEN I LOOK UP,

ALL I SEE ARE LIGHTS,
CATWALKS, AND MICROPHONES--

HONEY, YOU'RE SEEING
AND HEARING THINGS
THAT AREN'T REALLY THERE.

IT'S OBVIOUS
TO EVERYONE BUT YOU.

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU
SOME HELP.

I APPRECIATE THAT, ALLY.

'CAUSE I'M WORRIED
WE'RE GONNA GET CANCELED.

HANG IN THERE.

UHH. [GASPS]

OH.

OK. I'M NOT
AFRAID OF YOU,

BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT REALLY THERE.

OR MAYBE I'M...

OR--OR MAYBE...

LINE?
Woman:
NOT REALLY HERE.

THANKS, LIZZIE.

NOT REALLY HERE.

OH, GOD.

I MEAN,
CAN YOU IMAGINE?

SIMONA MAKES HIM SLEEP
IN THIS HIDEOUS
DENTAL CONTRAPTION

SO HE DOESN'T
GRIND HIS TEETH.
[SIGHS]

IT WAS A CUSTOM-FITTED
MOUTHGUARD MADE BY A DENTIST.

YEAH, BUT IT WAS
EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE.

YEAH, WELL, I IMAGINE
IT'S A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE

TO TRY TO SLEEP WHEN SOMEONE'S
GRINDING THEIR TEETH AT NIGHT.

SO, THEN SHE SHOULD
WEAR HER EAR PLUGS.

BUT WHAT IF
THERE'S A FIRE, EDDIE?

YOU SMELL A FIRE, JOY.
YOU DON'T HEAR ONE.

OK. OH, RIGHT.
THAT MUST BE WHY

WE HAVE ALL THOSE
SMELL DETECTORS
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

OK, THOSE ARE ALARMS, JOY.
YOU HEAR ALARMS.

ALL RIGHT.
SO, I AM TO UNDERSTAND

THAT YOU WOULD LET ME
DIE IN A FIRE

BEFORE YOU'D WEAR
A MOUTHGUARD.

I HAVE SENSITIVE GUMS.

YOU WOULD JUST HAVE TO
WEAR THE EARPLUGS.

WHY AM I ALWAYS DOING
ALL THE WEARING? [CHUCKLES]

[DEEP VOICE] "NO, JOY, I CAN'T
WEAR A CONDOM. IT'S LIKE
SHOWERING IN A RAINCOAT."

[NORMAL VOICE]
9 MONTHS LATER, "HI, ALLY!"

NICE TRY
CHANGING THE SUBJECT,

BUT GRINDING MY TEETH
HAS NEVER BOTHERED ME.

YEAH, WELL,
IT'S BOTHERED ME.

WAIT A MINUTE.[LAUGHING]

I DON'T EVEN
GRIND MY TEETH.

OH, MY GOD. DID YOU SEE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

WE HAD
SOMEONE ELSE'S ARGUMENT.

YOU SEE,
THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES.

WHEN YOUR FRIENDS
BREAK UP, YOU END UP
PICKING SIDES.

I TOOK STEPHEN'S SIDE,
AND YOU TOOK THE SIDE
OF THE NUT.

OH--ALL RIGHT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU'RE A GUY.

AND GUYS ALWAYS
TAKE THE SIDE OF THE GUY.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.WELL, YES, IT IS.

I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU.
OK, LET'S SEE.

IF YOU WERE STRANDED
ON A DESERT ISLAND,

WHICH ONE OF THEM
WOULD YOU PICK TO BE WITH?

OK. SEE, NOW, THAT'S
A TRICK QUESTION.

BECAUSE IF I PICK HER,
I'M CHEATING ON YOU,

AND IF I PICK HIM,
YOU WIN THE ARGUMENT.

IT'S SOPHIE'S CHOICE.

YOU CAN'T
ANSWER THE QUESTION, CAN YOU?

WELL, CAN YOU?YES, I CAN.

I WOULD PICK SIMONA.

REALLY?REALLY.

AH. INTERESTING.MMM. MM-HMM.

AND I COULD ASSUME
THAT YOUR CLOTHES

WOULD BE TORN AND TATTERED
FROM THE SHIPWRECK?

[SIGHS]

YEAH. THEY WOULD BE.

AND THAT-THAT TWO OF YOU
WOULD HAVE TO HUDDLE
TOGETHER AT NIGHT

TO STAY WARM?

YES.

WELL, I SURE HOPE
YOU DON'T GRIND
YOUR TEETH AT NIGHT,

'CAUSE SHE WOULD
SMOTHER YOU
IN YOUR SLEEP.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

I GUESS IT'S SAFE
TO ASSUME

THAT THERE WOULD BE
A LAGOON

WHERE BOTH OF YOU
WOULD BE
SWIMMING NAKED.

SHUT UP, EDDIE.

I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A YES.

SO, WHAT'S GOING ON, DOUG?

UH, I THINK
I'M GOING CRAZY?

GOOD. THEN YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

IF YOU WERE HAVING TROUBLE
WITH YOUR ANKLES,
I COULDN'T HELP YOU.

BUT I'M GOOD WITH CRAZY.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S WEIRD?

ACTUALLY, I DO.

I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS
THAT ARE WEIRD.

BUT WHAT'S WEIRD TO YOU?

WELL, HAS ANYBODY
EVER TOLD YOU

THAT YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE THE GIRL
WHO PLAYED BLOSSOM?

I AM THE GIRL
THAT PLAYED BLOSSOM.

NO WAY.

WAY. HEH.

WHEN THE SHOW WAS OVER,
I WENT INTO MEDICINE,

BECAME A SHRINK,
AND FOUND MY SPECIALTY--

DEALING IN SITCOM-OSIS.

THAT'S THE TERM FOR
SOMEONE WHO THINKS THAT
THEY'RE LIVING IN A SITCOM.

I--I THOUGHT
IT WAS JUST ME.

OK.

SO, WHY DID YOU LOCATE
TO PHILADELPHIA?

PHILADELPHIA?

YEAH. WE'RE IN
PHILADELPHIA, RIGHT?

SURE.

TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
EXPERIENCING.

UM, OK.

WELL, THE WEIRDEST THING
IS THE LAUGHTER.

I HEAR IT
ALMOST EVERY TIME
I SAY SOMETHING,

EVEN IF IT'S NOT FUNNY.[LAUGHTER]

J-JUST LIKE--THERE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

[LAUGHTER]YES, I DID.

OH, THANK GOD.

THAT'S BECAUSE
I HAVE A LAUGH TRACK
HERE IN THE OFFICE.

I JUST HIT THIS BUTTON
RIGHT HERE.
[LAUGHTER]

CHECK THIS OUT.
DOUG, YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHUCKLING]ISN'T THAT WILD? [CHUCKLING]

UH, WHY DO YOU HAVE
A LAUGH TRACK?

AH, THE ETERNAL QUESTION.

MOST OF MY PATIENTS
ARE USED TO HEARING LAUGHS.

PLUS, I GOT SO USED TO
HEARING THEM WHEN
I WAS ON THE SHOW

THAT I WANTED
TO KEEP HEARING THEM.

O-OK.
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

AM I CRAZY?

LOOK, DOUG. YOU'RE HAVING
PARANOID DELUSIONS,

WHICH I WOULD GUESS
WAS CAUSED BY USING DRUGS.

UH-HUH.IRONICALLY, THIS CONDITION

CAN BE CURED USING DRUGS.

REALLY?

WITH THE CORRECT COMBINATION OF
SEROTONIN-REUPTAKE INHIBITORS,

DOWNERS, AND ASPIRIN,
WE CAN RETURN YOU TO
SOMETHING CLOSE TO NORMAL.

OH.
TELL ME EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING.

UH, OK. WELL,
IN ADDITION TO
THE LAUGH TRACK,

UM, MY GIRLFRIEND HAS
LOOKED LIKE 3 OR 4
DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

I DON'T EVER REMEMBER
BUYING CLOTHES.

NOTHING SERIOUS EVER
HAPPENS TO ANYBODY.

THE CREW ONLY LAUGHS
DURING BLOCKING.

UH...

IT'S JUST THIS--THIS
CONSTANT FEELING
OF BEING OBSERVED.

I CAN ASSURE YOU, DOUG,
NO ONE IS WATCHING.

IT'S LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT ON FOX.
THERE'S NOBODY THERE, BUDDY.

OK. THAT--THAT'S
A RELIEF.

LOOK, DOUG,
YOU SEEM LIKE A BRIGHT GUY.

SO, LET ME GIVE YOU
A PHILOSOPHICAL OVERVIEW
OF THE SITUATION.

YOU NEED TO STOP THIS NONSENSE
ABOUT BEING IN A SITCOM.

IT WILL RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS,
IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE,

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY,
IT WILL RUIN THE SHOW.

UH, WHAT--WHAT SHOW?

THE SHOW WE'RE ALL IN, DOUG,
THE BIG SHOW.

IT'S CALLED LIFE.

OK, WHAT IF
WE'RE ALL JUST PART OF
SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAM?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

AND EVEN IF IT IS A DREAM,
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHO'S DREAMING IT.

COULD BE A DREAM OF
SOME HOLLYWOOD HACK

TO SUPPORT HIS NEED
FOR WHORES AND NARCOTICS.

I--I SAID
THAT EXACT SAME THING

IN A PREVIOUS EPISODE.

EVERYBODY SAYS IT.
IT'S OUR WORST FEAR.

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
IF IT'S GOD'S DREAM.

ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT WE'RE IN IT.

SO, LEARN YOUR LINES,
GO OUT THERE AND BE FUNNY,

BEFORE WHOEVER
IS DREAMING THIS WAKES UP.

OK.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
A PRESCRIPTION
AND A CATCH PHRASE.

A CATCH PHRASE?YES.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAVING
THESE DELUSIONS,

A CATCH PHRASE WILL
HELP YOU DEAL WITH STRESS.

JUST SAY IT WHENEVER
YOU FEEL FRIGHTENED

OR WHEN YOU NEED
TO GET OUT OF A SCENE.

IT'S A BUTTON.
HERE YOU GO. TRY IT.

"WHOA!"

TRUST ME. IT WORKS.

OH, HEY, JOY.

HI. STEPHEN.
WELL, THIS IS
A COINCIDENCE.

YEAH, IT IS.
I WAS JUST PICKING UP SOME
CHOCOLATE-COVERED DOUGHNUTS

TO CELEBRATE THE END OF A DIET.
[CHUCKLING]
OH.

NICE.HOW'S IT GOING?

FABULOUS. I'VE NEVER
BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE.

OH. YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF PEOPLE
FEEL THAT WAY

WHEN THEY DITCH
THE OLD BALL AND CHAIN.

OH, NO, NO. I'M HAPPY

BECAUSE SIMONA AND I
GOT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

OH.YEAH.

I WAS--I WAS KIDDING.
HEH HEH.

YOU KNOW, I SUSPECTED
THAT YOU WERE BACK TOGETHER,

BECAUSE YOU LOOK
JUST SO HAPPY.
YEAH.

YEAH, VERY HAPPY.
I WENT OVER THERE
LAST NIGHT

TO PICK UP
MY SHAVING GEAR,
AND WE TALKED.

MM-HMM.AH. YOU HAVE SHAVING GEAR?

WHO ARE YOU, SWEENEY TODD?

NO, I GOT ALL THAT STUFF.
I EVEN HAVE THE STROP.

THE STROP?YEAH. YOU KNOW--

THE LEATHER THING
YOU SHARPEN A BLADE ON,
OH.

GETS YOU A REALLY
CLOSE SHAVE.
YEAH.

YOU OUGHT TO
LOOK INTO IT.

JUST...

I--I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I MEAN, JUST...

OH, I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS A SHADOW.
I'M SORRY. MY BAD.

BUT ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,
SIMONA AND I MADE UP,
AND I MOVED BACK IN.

WELL, I'M SO HAPPY
THAT YOU'RE HAPPY,

AND EDDIE IS GONNA BE
SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HAPPY.

WELL, SIMONA AND I
ARE BOTH HAPPY
THAT YOU'RE HAPPY FOR US.

AND, UM, WE CAN ALL
BE HAPPY TOGETHER

WHEN YOU TAKE US OUT
TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.

DINNER?YEAH.

SIMONA SAID
THAT YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO TAKE US

TO LE PETIT CHATEAU?
AND NOW YOU CAN.

IT'S BACK ON AGAIN.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?

UH, YEAH. IT'S GREAT.
[CHUCKLING]

I MEAN, OF COURSE,
UNLESS THIS WAS ALL A RUSE
AND YOU DIDN'T THINK

THAT WE WOULD ACTUALLY
BE ABLE TO GO THERE.

OH, STOP IT.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
OK.

IT'S A SPECIAL PLACE
FOR A SPECIAL NIGHT.

IT REALLY IS.BUT YOU KNOW WHERE ELSE

IS...REALLY GREAT?
IS SPAGHETTABOUTIT.

SPAGHETTABOUTIT?
AH, THAT CRAP-HOLE?

YOU'RE FUNNY. SO, UH,

WE WILL SEE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT, THEN,
AT LE PETIT CHATEAU.

OK. [CHUCKLING]BRING MONEY.

I'M GONNA GET YOU
THAT STROP.

THAT'S RIGHT.
RESERVATION FOR 4,
7:00 TOMORROW.

THANKS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS JUST MAKING
A RESERVATION
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT

AT LE PETIT CHATEAU.WHY?

BECAUSE STEPHEN AND SIMONA
GOT BACK TOGETHER.

SO, BECAUSE
THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER,
NOW I'M ON THE HOOK

FOR AN EXPENSIVE MEAL?
HONEY, FOR WHAT IT COSTS
AT LE PETIT CHATEAU,

I COULD BUY A LITTLE HOUSE.
NICE WORK, JOY-JOY.

HEY, IT IS NOT
MY FAULT.

I GOTTA BLAME SOMEBODY.
WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, APPARENTLY,
STEPHEN WENT OVER THERE
TO PICK UP HIS SHAVING GEAR,

AND THEY JUST
PATCHED THINGS UP.

HE'S GOT SHAVING GEAR?YEAH, INCLUDING A STROP.

WELL, ASK HIM
WHERE HE GOT THAT.
I'LL PICK YOU UP ONE.

EDDIE, I DO NOT
NEED A STROP!

ALL RIGHT. WELL, NO,
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW--

OK, ALL RIGHT.

YEAH-AH. MAH, MAH.STOP IT!

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

JUST TEASING.

AND ANYWAY,
STEPHEN MOVED BACK IN, SO...

ALL RIGHT.
WELL, GOOD FOR THEM.

ONE THING
I CAN TELL YOU, BABY,

YOU NEVER GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT ME MOVING OUT,

MY BABY LOVE.OOH, REALLY?

ABSOLUTELY.AW.

YEAH, WE ARE GOOD TOGETHER,
AREN'T WE?
YES, WE ARE.

IN A WILDLY
DYSFUNCTIONAL WAY,
WE'RE THE BEST.

MMM. IMAGINE IF
EITHER OF US
GOT OUR ACT TOGETHER.

THIS WHOLE RELATIONSHIP
WOULD FALL APART.

WELL, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN,

BECAUSE YOU'RE AS
DISTURBED AND DAMAGED AS
THE FIRST DAY I MET YOU.

YOU FLATTERER.

HA HA HA!
GIVE ME A LITTLE
SUGAR, BABY.

MWAH.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

B-BETTER...I THINK.

SHE SAID THE PILLS
WOULD TAKE A WHILE
TO START WORKING,

SO I'VE BEEN USING
THE COPING TECHNIQUES
THAT SHE SHOWED ME.

GOOD.

I WANT YOU
TO BE BACK TO NORMAL.

YEAH, ME, TOO--
WHATEVER NORMAL IS.

NORMAL IS WHERE
WE LIVE OUR LIVES NORMALLY,

AND WE DON'T QUESTION
WHAT'S REAL AND ISN'T REAL.

REALLY?

YEAH.

LET'S FACE IT, DOUG.

THERE'S NO REAL ANSWER
TO THAT QUESTION.

THE BEST THING WE CAN DO
IS ENJOY LIFE NOW,

BECAUSE NOW IS ALL WE GOT.
HEH.

I'M SO LUCKY
TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE.

OH, SEE, LOOK.
YOU KEEP THINKING LIKE THAT,
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE.

YEAH. I MEAN IT.
THANK YOU.

THERE'S CHOCOLATE-COVERED
DOUGHNUTS IN THE HOUSE.

HOW ABOUT I GO GET US SOME?THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

OK. BE RIGHT BACK.OK. OK.

HEY, I-I'M GONNA
MISS YOU GUYS.

HEY, BEFORE
THESE DRUGS KICK IN,

HOW ABOUT
ONE LAST BIG LAUGH
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?

[LAUGHTER]

WHOA! HEH HEH HEH.

ALL RIGHT, TO YOUR
ANNIVERSARY.

MAY THERE BE
MANY MORE.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

ACTUALLY,
WE SPLIT UP EARLIER
THIS AFTERNOON.

WE'RE JUST HERE
FOR THE FREE MEAL.

WHAT?REALLY?

OF COURSE NOT.
WE'RE TIGHTER NOW
THAN WE'VE EVER BEEN.

RIGHT, BABY? [CHUCKLING][CHUCKLING] THAT'S TRUE.

WE'RE LIKE TEENAGERS.THAT'S RIGHT--

COMPLETELY CONFUSED,
ALWAYS SELF-ABSORBED,

AND CHRONICALLY
RUBBING ONE OUT.

WHAT DO I LOVE?DIS RIGHT HERE.

HO HO HO!HEH YEH YEH YEH!

UH, WATCH IT
WITH THE LAUGH, HONEY.

YOU DON'T WANNA ANNOY
THE BIG GUY.
WHAT?

YEAH, HE DOESN'T LIKE
THAT LAUGH OF YOURS.
RIGHT, EDDIE?

I MEAN, YOU SAID
IT WAS LIKE A CACKLE.

YOU SAID IT WAS LIKE
RAZOR BLADES ON YOUR SPINE.

WH-WHAT? NO.EDDIE...

YOU SAID THAT?
NO, OF COURSE
NOT. I WOULD NEVER--

YEAH, YOU DID.A-ALL RIGHT.

I SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT
BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO BE
SUPPORTIVE OF STEPHEN.

YEAH, I DID NOT AGREE
WITH HIM AT ALL.
I LOVE YOUR LAUGH, HONEY.

THANK YOU. AND I DON'T MIND
ANY OF THE STUFF THAT
JOY FINDS ANNOYING ABOUT YOU.

I--I DON'T FIND
ANYTHING ANNOYING

ABOUT STEPHEN.
I DIDN'T--

OH, SURE YOU DID.

YOU SAID HE STICKS
HIS FINGER IN HIS EAR
LIKE A LITTLE A HILLBILLY.

OH, HONEY!I--I--

WHOO-EE! I DONE
TOUCHED MY BRAIN!

HEH YEH YEH YEH!HA HA!

LISTEN, I DIDN'T
MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

I WAS JUST BEING
SUPPORTIVE OF SIMONA.

OH, YEAH, YOU WERE BEING
REAL SUPPORTIVE.

SHE SAID NOW THAT
I'M RID OF YOU,

I COULD GET LUCKY
WITH LOTS OF MEN!

MMM.UH, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

HOW ELSE COULD YOU
HAVE MEANT IT?
OHH.

SHE'S A WHORE, AND I'M
A HILLBILLY JACKASS.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
I DON'T THINK WE KNOW
SIMONA WELL ENOUGH

TO DECIDE WHETHER
SHE'S A WHORE OR NOT.

BUT I CAN CERTAINLY SAY
THAT WHEN YOU DO STICK YOUR
PINKIE IN YOUR MELON, STEPHEN,

YOU DO LOOK LIKE
A HILLBILLY JACKASS.

EDDIE! STOP IT.WELL, NO, HE DOES.

TRUTH BE TOLD,
THE REASON I DO THAT

IS I'M OVERACTIVE
PRODUCER OF EARWAX.

IT'S TRUE.
HE SUPPLIES MADAME TUSSAUDS.

HEY, HALF OF
JAY LENO'S CHIN
CAME OUT OF THIS EAR.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
NOW YOU'RE MESSING
WITH US, RIGHT?

OH, MAYBE JUST
A LITTLE BIT.

[ALL CHUCKLING]

HEY, ANOTHER TOAST--
TO DRUNKIE AND GIGANTOR.

OH. NICE.HO HO HO!

TO THE WHORE
AND THE HILLBILLY.

OH! TOUCHEÉ.

CHEERS.HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

THANK YOU.

WELL, THAT CAN
NEVER HAPPEN,
BECAUSE YOU'RE AS...

DISINFECTANT AND...[CHUCKLING]

HEH HEH.

WELL, TRUTH BE TOLD,
THE REASON I DO THAT

IS BECAUSE
I'M AN OVERACTOR--

[ALL CHUCKLING]

I KEEP--AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KEEP THINKING THAT WE'RE

GONNA GET TIRED OF--WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

OH, YOU WANT TO DO YOUR THING
AGAIN? OK.
PLEASE.

I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
THE LINES GOING.
OK.

DO YOUR THING.

THANK YOU.NO, NOT LIKE THAT.

[CHUCKLING]