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Hey, what's up, Mom?

Hi, how are you?

Pretty good, pretty good. Just chilling, watching TV. Can you pass me the remote?

Sure.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Are you doing your homework?

No, not yet. I'm going to work on that later.

Break time?

Yeah, break time. Much needed.

I really can't find anything to watch. It's all just shopping and cooking.

There's nothing wrong with shopping.

Yeah, but I'd rather just go do it in person. I don't want to do it over the TV.

Keep surfing. Something's got to come up.

Honestly, can't find anything.

Keep trying.

Mom?

What is that?

What's what?

On the TV.

Oh, crap.

Um...

That's awesome.

No, it's not awesome. We should not have that channel.

When did you get this?

I didn't get it. Obviously, it was your father. Which he'll be hearing about it when he gets home.

No, no, don't tell him. Don't tell him. I want to keep it.

No. That's not appropriate.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

That's not appropriate. What if your sister came across it?

Oh, I guess.

It's so cool, Mom. We have a nudie channel.

Nudie channel.

Wow, this is so cool.

You're not washing?

I'm glaring. You know that's never going to fit in there.

It's way too big.

Okay, okay. We'll see.

People don't have penises that big, sweetie.

Yeah, okay, Mom.

Oh my God, Mom. He's putting it in her bum.

Well, it definitely shouldn't fit.

Oh, she's going to be walking funny for a while.

Looks like it.

She is really hot, though.

She's pretty, yeah.

This is a lot better than the whole shopping that we're in.

That's why we found this.

Oh, the

Oh, I got it.

Are you doing what I think you're doing?

Can't help it.

I guess it's a natural thing for teenage boys to do.

Do you want me to do it for you?

I'd really like that.

Sorry, Mom.

It's natural.

But I'm definitely going to have a word with your father ordering porn.

Especially with teenagers in the house.

I don't mind it.

What if Aunt Edna was visiting?

I don't know.

Well, maybe she'd like it. I have no idea.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Mom, do you think any of the girls at school would let me put my cock in their bum?

I don't know, hon.

Is the Sadie Hawkins dance next week?

Think I might get lucky?

Maybe. You can always give it a shot.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Mom, look at that girl. Look at the blowjob she's giving.

Oh, wow.

Look at how she does it.

That's insane.

I used to do that to your father.

But I haven't done it in a long time.

I don't know.

Well, if you wanted, Mom, you could try.

I could try and give it a shot?

She does look happy.

She looks really happy, Mom.

She does, yes.

If I put that in my mouth, not a word to your sister, right?

No, of course not.

It will stay between us.

All righty.

Oh, look at that, Mom.

You came all over her face.

Her face looks like a glazed donut.

That's hot.

Your cock's very nice, sweetie.

Thank you, Mama.

It's bigger than your dad's.

If some poor girl at school lets you put this in her bum, you be very careful.

Oh, my God.

Go very slow and make sure she's well lubed.

I'll do my best.

I'm going to give you a little hug.

You're so pretty, Mom.

Stop that, James.

Oh, my God.

That's hot.

I'm on a business trip.

Oh, that's so much fun.

You're so cute.

Let's go.

Thanks, guys.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Dad.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye, Mom.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Well, that's exciting.

Your sister's gonna be home soon, so I better make you come.

You're all out, sweetie.

Look at that, Mom. She has one on her pussy and one on her bum at the same time.

She's a very clever girl.

Well, go get cleaned up for dinner.

The channel is QVC again.

I need to buy a vacuum.