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[wind blowing]

[low-key piano music playing]

[wind whistling]

You'll be lonely for the rest of your life

and die alone on some street somewhere.

That's my dream.

[inhales sharply]

Sprawled out on the street,

gazing up at the dazzling blue sky as I take my last breath.

That would be great.

[gasps softly]

Hey, you wanna fight? Hmm?

[breathing shakily]

[dramatic music playing]

[sniffles]

[Ju-ri] You did it for her?

Was it because she's been talking nonstop about wanting to be a mom,

start a family?

You think I made her,

what, leave because I love her?

-You didn't? -No, Bong-suk-a.

That's total bullshit.

If you love someone, hold on. Why let them go?

-Some people do that. -No.

Love and attachment are proportional.

You let someone go because you don't love them.

When you don't care, you don't hold on.

You abandon them…

because it's easy to.

[dramatic music playing]

MR. PLANKTON

[Seung-hyeok] Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Hey!

[both exclaiming]

[Seung-hyeok] Fucking hell!

[breathing heavily]

[Ju-ri] Whoa! Hey, stop!

Why are you trashing my house?

-This was expensive! -[Seung-hyeok] Are you fucking crazy?

[Ju-ri] You lunatics are wrecking my house!

-[Seung-hyeok] Are you fucking crazy? -[Ju-ri] Stop fucking up my house!

-Ah! Ow, shit! -[Seung-hyeok] Get off me for fuck's sake!

[Jae-mi screaming]

Damn it! Knock it off! Hey!

[Jae-mi] Hey!

-Knock it off! -[Jae-mi] You asshole!

You fucking bastard! Why are you doing this to me?

[Seung-hyeok] Stop it!

-Stop it! -[laughs] Dammit.

[Seung-hyeok] Stop!

-Hey! Shit! -[Jae-mi] Just die, you asshole!

-[Seung-hyeok] Stop it! -[Jae-mi] Hey!

-It's not what you think! -[Jae-mi] Damn you!

-[Seung-hyeok] Fuck! Damn it! -[Ju-ri laughing]

[Seung-hyeok] Stop!

[clang reverberates]

[inhales deeply and sighs]

[Seung-hyeok] How did you even get here?

-I took two buses. -I mean, why are you here?

Well, what are you doing here then?

[sighs]

-Who is that woman? -Just 40-year-old Bong-Suk-a.

-Hey. -[Seung-hyeok] What?

[hisses and mutters]

[whimsical music plays]

It's my last one.

-Here. -[lighter clicks]

[inhales deeply and exhales]

Guess you, um, don't remember me? We met a few times at his place.

Come on.

Am I alone here?

Stop imposing on your landlady. You should stop bothering her.

I'm not bothered. He's in my arms when he's not in the streets.

[Jae-mi] If you want to find your appa,

stop wasting time with an ajumma old enough to be your eomma.

-Come on, let's leave. -Yeah, right.

We're only 12 years apart. You're one to talk.

You almost married a man old enough to be your appa.

[Jae-mi] Hey, you told her about that?

We talk about all kinds of things.

[Seung-hyeok] Bong-suk-a.

What, darling?

-[blows] -[coughs]

Give it a rest.

[Ju-ri] You little brat.

[tsks]

-Let's go. -Huh? Oh.

Hmm!

[Ju-ri scoffs]

[sighs]

[children shouting distantly]

[Jae-mi] Hey, is your nose okay?

I hope that it doesn't get infected.

Should we get you something for it?

Listen, I searched all over for you,

and when I finally found you and saw you in there like that,

I lost my shit.

Get in.

[Jae-mi grunts]

Where are we going?

Wh-- Where are we going?

Please make sure she gets to Wanju safely.

-[driver] Sure, won't be a problem. -Hmm? Huh?

Hey! Hey, Hae-jo-ya!

[dramatic music playing]

[sighs]

Why'd you bring that back if you're acting like this?

[Seung-hyeok] You said you wanted to cherish it

because it'd been thrown away, so I gave it back to you.

Here.

Is that all?

What else is there to it?

You were worried about me and were missing me like crazy.

You brought my shoe as an excuse to come all the way there.

-I know you, okay? -No. You're wrong.

If I was so worried and missing you like crazy,

do you think I would've waited two weeks to show up,

drop off the shoe and leave like that?

I'd jump over the walls, carrying you on my back out of there.

Don't you think?

All I did was return something.

Why are you putting more meaning into it?

So please, Jae-mi-ya.

Don't confuse my kindness for romance, all right?

You're coming off desperate.

And it makes you look fucking easy.

You're right.

I'm an easy girl who's desperate for your love.

That's why I've been falling for all of your tricks

and letting you drag me everywhere.

I even followed you here like an idiot.

Because I'm in love with you, all right? I missed you so much that I could die.

Who cares?

So, I'm easy.

I'm exhausted.

Things have been so much easier since we've been spending time apart.

We do have fun when we're together, but we've always had bad luck.

I mean, you were stabbed on an island.

-That was an accident. -[Seung-hyeok] Exactly. Do you know why?

An unlucky bitch like you and an unlucky bastard like me,

we summon all the bad luck in the universe together.

Are you saying…

um, I've been making your life worse?

Haven't you?

[somber piano music playing]

Bad luck's contagious, like a virus.

[whimpering softly]

So…

let's both go our separate ways

and stop ruining each other's lives.

Let's both be happy, okay?

See you.

[thunder crashes]

[sobs]

[thunder rumbles]

[door lock beeping]

[door lock whirs open]

[door opens]

Ah, the relief!

Is this how constipated people feel after taking a massive dump?

[sighs] Hmm?

Yeah, but your mouth took a shit instead. Should I comfort you or congratulate you?

I need a hug.

Idiot. Stop acting so tough.

Come here.

Goodness.

Bong-suk-a.

[Ju-ri] Hmm?

I'm an asshole.

Not just any asshole. You are a giant one.

It feels like hell.

Giant asshole, do you still think it's bullshit

to let go of someone you love?

No.

[tender music playing]

[birds tweeting]

[sighs]

[Seung-hyeok] I was wrong.

It's because you love them…

that even if it hurts…

sometimes, you have to let them go.

[birds chirping]

[sighs]

[cries softly]

[news anchor] As forecast, despite the autumn weather

breaking the stifling tropical heat,

the metropolitan area will continue to experience sudden, heavy downpours.

Currently, we are expecting over 300 millimeters of rainfall,

which will continue this afternoon and through this evening…

It's loud. Turn it off.

Turn your mind off, instead.

You can't rewind time and take back what you said.

Please take extra precautions if you're outdoors, and make sure--

-[thunder crashes] -What the fuck?

[Ju-ri] Even if she was incredibly hurt by your words,

do you think she'd still be standing out there in the rain like some little idiot?

[scoffs] I don't care.

-[police siren wailing] -[gasps]

Ugh, those sirens are going off again,

thanks to all the perverts wearing ankle tags

that they released around here.

Ugh.

[sighs]

I knew he couldn't last more than 30 minutes.

[door closes]

[phone line ringing]

[panting]

["The Town" by Junha Park playing]

[Seung-hyeok] Shit.

-[thunder crashes] -Ah, shit.

♪ I'm falling with the daylight ♪

[panting]

♪ Covered in red ♪

Wait!

[woman] Huh? What do you want?

♪ Wonder who will find me ♪

Sir, let's go.

♪ When I'm covered in shame ♪

[Seung-hyeok] What am I doing?

♪ But wings made of envy ♪

♪ Solve every problem with clover ♪

♪ But now I see everything falling ♪

♪ Apart so fast ♪

HAE JO ERRAND CENTER

♪ Chasing every moonlight ♪

♪ When I'm covered in pain ♪

♪ I know it's just a shadow ♪

♪ A blanket of flame ♪

♪ The wings made of envy ♪

♪ Cover the sun and just melt ♪

♪ But now I see everything falling ♪

♪ Apart so fast ♪

[Jae-mi crying softly]

[somber string music playing]

What are you doing here?

I stood out there hoping you'd come back.

I was there for a while.

You didn't show up, so I thought…

that you might come looking for me here.

[sighs]

[Seung-hyeok sighs]

[groans]

See?

I was right, wasn't I?

[sighs]

[cries softly]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[tender piano music playing]

[romantic music playing]

[gasps]

[both laugh]

HAE JO ERRAND CENTER

[rain pattering]

Your place won't exist anymore next week?

[Seung-hyeok] Mm.

Then I'm glad I came today.

Why's that?

Because I found something valuable.

But Kkari already sold off anything worth any money.

What did you find?

Something you gave me.

[ethereal music playing]

[sizzling]

Oh great. They're all burnt.

-What are you doing? -Making miyeok-guk.

It's my birthday today.

HAPPY MY BIRTHDAY

MY BIRTHDAY

MY BIRTHDAY

It's your birthday of the month, today.

[bubbling]

It just needs a little seasoning. Go sit.

Hey!

-Huh? -[groans]

-Balsamic vinegar. -Ah.

I'll just balance it with some plum syrup.

Please sit. It'll take me three minutes.

SEAWEED SOUP

[gasps]

How could they have the nerve to decide to put down the day I was abandoned

at the orphanage as my actual birthday?

Like, are you shitting me?

Right? I mean, think about it.

You're going to be celebrated every year on the absolute worst day of your life.

That's emotional abuse. I'll keep choosing my own birthday.

Yeah, but 12 birthdays a year is kind of overkill.

You're abusing me by making me eat your miyeok-guk so much.

That's why you stocked up on instant packs?

I promise that I'll find out when your actual birthday is, no matter what.

-Can we please just do this once a year? -Mm!

Hmm?

[spits]

Uh, what's this?

Birthday present.

[gasps]

Couples' rings? No way!

[laughs]

Uh-huh…

I made them out of a lightning rod that had been struck by lightning.

Really?

You said on your birthday last month,

you felt like the unluckiest person alive, not knowing when your birthday was.

Bad luck, like a lightning bolt,

can strike anyone at any time.

You're less likely to get struck if you have a lightning rod.

[Jae-mi gasps]

So don't ever leave my side.

I'll protect you.

I'll be your lightning rod from now on.

-[giggles] -Hmm?

I love it! [giggles]

[chuckles flatly]

Hey, uh, how about we, uh,

maybe go get your teeth cleaned for your birthday, hmm?

I love it!

[giggling]

[Seung-hyeok laughs]

[Jae-mi crying]

[Jae-mi panting]

[lulling music playing]

[water splashes]

Ah! Oh!

[Seung-hyeok panting]

[dramatic music playing]

Do you think early menopause struck me like lightning

because I threw my ring away?

Shoot.

[Seung-hyeok] Your bad luck ends here.

From now on,

I'm your lightning rod.

[laughs]

I'll never let you go again.

[Seung-hyeok chuckles]

-[Seung-hyeok] Whoa! -[Jae-mi] Oh shit!

[both laugh]

[Jae-mi] Hey, are you okay?

[Heung sighs]

[man] How are we going to perform at the ceremony

with the clan's heir in that state?

He's clearly unwell, to say the least.

[men sigh]

You can't expect him to be well.

Ugh, my back.

[groans]

[man clears throat]

[Ho-ja] The woman he was going to marry has left.

It would be strange if he was completely fine, wouldn't it?

[Gal-ja] Oh, I've got this. You should go rest.

We're celebrating you winning this year's presidential award.

You gentlemen don't mind letting the woman of honor get some rest, do you?

Hush.

I'm the clan heir's eomeoni. I have to prepare it.

[clears throat]

By the way,

about the prayers.

Why don't we give them to Heung to do?

We're sharing news of my achievement with our ancestors.

I think they would appreciate my son doing it, right?

[men clearing throats]

[flute music playing]

[sighs] Aigo.

[man clears throat]

[men humphing]

All right, shall we take a look at the clan heir's first prayer?

"On this clear day, I kneel and offer this prayer

to the gods of heaven and earth."

"We're celebrating a woman whose remarkable 50-year contributions

led to the founding of Heung's Kitchen."

"A model for our nation, bringing our family honor,

is wife of the clan's 18th-generation heir,

Jo Jae-mi."

"I miss her and deeply long to be by her side."

"Oh, Jae-mi-ssi, where are you?"

"Thoughts of you consume every moment,

your face a constant presence in my sleep and wake…"

[panting]

What the hell did you…

[man clears throat]

[Ho-ja] Oh, that little…

[slurping]

That's a lot.

Listen, Hyung-nim,

are you sure Heung will be all right?

The thing is, we went together to the market

to grocery shop for the ceremony…

[woman] Oh, my goodness! Look who it is!

[laughs] Oh my!

It's Mr. Newlywed!

You crazy old bat.

Are you here to do business or not?

You should just--

We'd like some ssukkyongtan, susubukkumi, some injeolmi,

heukmieh, and Jo Jae-mi.

We'll take ten packs of each, please.

Jo Jae-mi? What is that?

How much?

[footsteps crunching gravel]

[Ho-ja sighs]

[groans]

[sighs]

Get up.

Your little protest isn't working.

Cut it out, or else.

I'm counting to three, and if you don't get up,

I'll have to throw water on your head.

Here's one.

Two.

And three!

[sighs]

[groans]

[mischievous music playing]

[Heung groans]

[exhales]

Hyung-nim, leave the poor kid alone.

We've got a big ceremony to perform.

That is exactly why I need him to snap out of this ridiculousness!

[Gal-ja] Oh, for heaven's sake, hyung-nim!

You're being-- Oh!

-[cracking sound] -[groans]

-[Ho-ja] Oh, no. My back. -Oh!

Oh-- Oh no!

-Hyung-nim! -[gasps]

-Oh, my back! -What are you doing?

Hurry and take her to Heung. Go, go, go, go!

-[Ho-ja] My back. -Go, go, go! Go, go, go!

-Oh! -[gasps]

-[John grunts] -[Ho-ja] Oh, my back!

[grunts]

Hurry!

Heung is in no condition to do acupuncture now.

Clinic. Take me to his clinic.

Why would you go all the way there when your son is right here?

John! Back! Back, back!

John, take me to his clinic!

-[Gal-ja] No, Hyung-nim. -[Ho-ja] Yeah, let's go, John.

-John, John, John! -Let's go to the clinic!

-Come back! -No! Take me to his clinic!

John! Back! Oh, for heaven's sake.

[Ho-ja] Take me to his clinic!

-Back! Back! John! -[straining]

Back! Back!

[sighs]

Jae-mi-ssi?

Having trouble sleeping?

I feel really bad.

You look tired.

Without Jae-mi, there's no Heung.

Would playing a game help at all?

How about word chain?

Spectacular.

[inhales]

Affair?

[laughs]

[chuckles]

A word starting with "fair."

Oh.

Fairy.

Re… open.

[Heung] Pencil.

[Jae-mi] Silver.

Verbal.

Bulletproof.

Proofread.

[Jae-mi] Reader.

Ur…

Urban.

Banjo.

Jo Jae-mi.

Me.

I'm sorry.

[tender music playing]

[birds tweeting]

[door opens and closes]

I'm coming. I'm on my way right now, okay?

Stop bugging me, man.

[cell phone vibrates]

[sighs] I will kill--

[Jae-mi] No, I'll kill you!

Where are you going?

[chuckles]

Settle my debt.

Debt?

The one I owe to the guy who tracked you down for me.

Ah. You made a deal with Kkari too, huh?

"Too"?

[laughs]

Ah, I knew you couldn't have found me by yourself.

I spammed your Errand House's website for a few days.

I posted saying, "Hae-jo ran away, and I'm looking for him."

So he called me back.

[chuckles] Kkari, that damn traitor.

[chuckles] Yeah, I'll come with you. Wait a sec.

It won't take very long.

-Just meet at Bong-suk-ie's. -No, I don't wanna go over there.

Do what you want. I'm going there when I'm done.

Oh, hey!

Hey!

Wow.

He's actually gonna go.

[laughs]

He's definitely gonna trip.

Hey, if you walk backwards like that, you're totally gonna fall!

Oh, shit!

[both laugh]

[Jae-mi] Oh, goofball.

[laughs]

[laughing] What's he doing?

[Jae-mi giggling]

Aren't you going now?

See you later!

Okay!

♪ Right now ♪

♪ Gonna kiss you and don't let you go ♪

[typing]

Yeah, you know this client.

Remember the little kid who flooded our website every single day

with all the, "looking for my oppa" spam posts?

Yeah, that's the one.

So you just want me to make her give up, right? This is it.

You're not allowed any take-backs later.

NQA, dickhead. "No questions asked."

But you have to do what I say, okay?

HAVE YOUR DESIRES AND NEEDS MET!

Number 103. Son of a bitch.

Samgyup-bibimmyeon and fucking jja-gye-chi.

Does that goddamn asshole think this is a diner? Fuck.

I bet he's gonna bullshit me later.

[intriguing, bassy music playing]

Hmm?

Are you the kid who bombs our website?

Are you the ahjussi lackey from the Errand House?

Lackey?

[sighs] Little kid--

-Chae Seung-a. -Right.

-Kid, I own the company. -Are you gonna find my oppa or not?

Are you always this rude when adults are talking?

-I'm running out of time. -Yeah, well, so am I.

Then make it fast, okay? Chae Seung-hyeok.

[dramatic music playing]

Who?

That's my oppa.

Chae Seung-hyeok.

[Hui-gyeong] Honey! Honey, what should we do?

Seung-a hurt her forehead. Let's bring her to the hospital.

[laughs]

Damn, Kkari! That freaking…

[sighs]

What's wrong?

[chuckles] Shit.

So,

you're number 139, huh?

I'm number 17.

Class number two, grade four.

You and I come from the same freezer.

I'm 137 and you're 139.

Ahjussi, are you drunk?

Why did you want to meet here, anyway?

Because of the seahorses.

I like them, but I've never seen one before.

[Seung-hyeok] Well, this is a place

where you should bring your parents.

Impossible.

'Cause my eomma moved to England last year to study.

Appa?

He doesn't care about me.

At all.

[wistful music playing]

What do you like about seahorses?

Appas are the ones who give birth.

With seahorses, only the males have a brood pouch.

I wish my appa was a seahorse.

[Seung-hyeok] Why?

[Seung-a] If he gave birth to me himself,

maybe he would love me more.

You two think

the exact same way.

-Me and who? -Someone.

A girl I like, for being a cute weirdo like you are.

Your oppa left home before you were born,

so why are you trying to find him right now?

Eomma and Appa are divorcing.

She's taking me to England on my winter break.

Me and Eomma are gonna be leaving Appa.

But he'll be sad.

So I thought my oppa could…

HAE JO ERRAND CENTER

He'll be sad?

Kid, your appa, he did it to himself, all right?

You reap what you sow.

-Stop wasting time… -Give that back!

…with some stupid card…

-Don't tear it! -…and have a nice life in England.

[Seung-a crying]

Why did you do that?

I took that from my appa's drawer in his desk!

What if he looks for the card and can't find it?

[sobbing] I'm gonna be in trouble!

[Yeong-jo] Sorry, could I get yours?

[low-key piano music playing]

[Seung-a crying]

Don't worry about it.

Your appa would never go looking

once something is out of his hands.

You're a really bad guy, ahjussi! You're mean and old!

Ahjussi?

[Seung-a sobbing]

Stop crying.

Hey.

Shush.

Just my luck.

She's my sister. Hey, come here. Come on.

You don't listen, do you?

-[man] Oh! -[woman] Is she okay?

[Seung-hyeok] Ugh, fine.

-[man 1] Uh, sir, do you need help? -[man 2] What's going on?

[Ju-ri sighs]

[Ju-ri] Dammit.

That little bitch has some nerve going behind my back like that.

I'll kill her. Where is she now?

I'll just go by myself.

She broke her leg. I can't drag her in a wheelchair.

Forget it. Bye.

[hangs up]

Oh fuck! You scared me.

Eonni, let me cook you something that you like.

Food?

I feel bad because I'm imposing on you, so I thought I would make you some dinner.

I heard you're a terrible cook. I'll order.

[laughs]

Wow, you guys really don't have any secrets between you, huh?

Actually, do you really want to be useful?

Yup. Um, is there something I can do?

Do you know the Refund Sisters?

The TV program that Lee Hyori, Jessi, and other tough girls are seen on?

We're gonna do that.

But instead of refund, we'll be the "Pre-Payment Sisters."

[Jae-mi] Mm.

[slow, dramatic rock music plays]

♪ You keep me hanging ♪

♪ Like you do… ♪

[Jae-mi] Eonni, what exactly do you need me to do?

[Ju-ri] Nothing much.

We're going to kick those girls' asses for taking a lot of maiking from me.

I'll be doing all the heavy lifting, so you can just glare at them.

Try to look as tough as you can.

[Jae-mi] What's maiking?

[Ju-ri] I told you, it's pre-payment.

Oh.

♪ You're cold ♪

♪ Your hands of fire ♪

♪ Make me cold ♪

[Seung-hyeok] Your bus is 12 minutes away. Just take a cab. I'll pay, okay?

Huh?

Fine, do what you want. You're saving me money.

Lucky me. [sucks teeth]

Are those bangs a cover-up for the scar on your forehead?

Show off your scar.

It's cool, like Harry Potter's lightning strike scar on his forehead.

It's a lightning bolt, not strike. A lightning strike can kill you.

Uh-huh. Right, right.

Hey, 139…

do you like your appa?

Why?

You said that he doesn't care about you.

He brought me into this world.

Is being alive fun?

[chuckles]

A lot of fun.

[bus approaching]

Oh, the bus.

[bus brakes squeal]

[hydraulics hiss]

-[bus pass beeps] -[automated voice] Student passenger.

Student passenger.

Transfer passenger.

Student passenger.

Transfer passenger.

[calm acoustic music playing]

[hydraulics hiss]

[bus doors close]

[Seung-hyeok sighs] Shit.

Come out.

Come on.

-You little… -[gasps]

Oh! Wow, Hae-jo-ya!

-It's been a while. -Hey, hey.

Did you take money from her?

Dude, I'm not a monster.

I just helped the two of you reunite.

I'm considering it charity work.

Just buy me a drink.

[Gi-ho] A drink?

Are you going to hit me with the bottle?

How's your leg?

[Gi-ho] Chil-seong, that stupid fucking asshole.

I told you we shouldn't do it.

Think of all the shit I had to go through because of what you did, man.

[Seung-hyeok] How is that possible? He's not showing her love,

but she still loves him because he brought her into the world?

[scoffs] That doesn't make sense. All she got from him is DNA, so why?

Their blood's the same.

Why do people say blood is thicker than water?

You're drawn to family. You just love them.

What fancy word describes the bond?

Wait a minute. Oh, right. Cheollyun.

Cheollyun.

Bloodline.

I really hate my old man too.

He's a total asshole.

But when I go home and see him sleeping,

it breaks my fucking heart.

I tear up for some reason, and feel like I should treat him better.

That's why it's called unconditional love. There's no reason.

That's what cheollyun is?

How does dak-ttongjip sound to you?

Number three.

Should I keep looking?

For the third sperm donor?

Mm-hmm.

-Hmm? -[Gi-ho] How did I know?

When I tracked you down for Jae-mi-ssi, she told me about it.

When the guy you worked with heard you were on Chil-seong's radar,

he chickened out.

Hey, I can be your guy, and I'll give you a 30% discount.

Jo Jae-mi.

You said you were buying, so I guess I'll order.

Fuck. Did I?

[woman] Ah. Oh!

My babies!

[gasps] Welcome to the family!

[giggles]

-[sighs] -[car tires squealing]

[humming]

[menacing music playing]

[gasps] Oh, my God!

Wow.

You made babies with my money?

Eonni, I really didn't mean for it to happen, at all.

Hey, you know me.

I wouldn't betray you. I'm not that kind of girl.

Ah! Oh, my God! What…?

Your babies are ours now.

-[yells] -[woman screaming]

[woman] Oh, my God! Stop it!

Oh, my God! Ah!

Hae-jo-ya, you've-just won the lottery, man.

What bullshit are you on?

Shin Myeong-su, your third sperm donor candidate.

I did a background check on him. Do you know who the fuck he is?

Unpung Pharm. Have you heard of that?

He owns it all now. He's the big boss.

-You're nuts. -[laughs] Oh.

You gotta see something. I wouldn't lie about this.

There's even an interview of him talking about being a huge sperm donor…

GOD OF SALES BECOMES SPERM KING

…when he was still in sales at Unpung Pharm.

Damn! How much sperm did he fucking pump out to be called "the sperm king"?

Hey, if he's considered a king, then you're a sperm prince.

That's right, isn't it?

-[laughs] -By the way…

[sniffles]

…why do you keep talking down to me?

I always knew you were two years younger than me, Seung-hyeok-ie, you shithead.

[Gi-ho inhales sharply]

Still, I guess we can just be equals.

I've always wanted a rich friend.

Fuck off.

You said getting involved with me would screw up your life.

But now you want to be friends?

You don't let things go that easily, huh?

I don't need friends.

One billion won.

What did you say?

If I end up being his son,

I'll give you one billion in commission.

You serious? Seriously, you can't take that back.

Fuck, you know,

you have to record everything these days, just in case.

Okay, here. What did you say? Say it again.

[woman gasps]

-[man] What the hell? -[woman] What's with that guy?

-[Gi-ho] I'm so sorry. -It's okay. I'll clean this.

[Gi-ho] I guess he's pretty drunk.

-It just slipped out of his hand. -[waitress] It's okay. I've got it.

[Gi-ho] Okay. There's glass there. Don't hurt yourself.

-[waitress] Please be careful. -[Gi-ho] Of course, yes, we'll be more--

-What the fuck is… -[waitress] Don't touch the glass.

[Seung-hyeok breathing heavily]

[Gi-ho] I'm so sorry.

[gasping]

-[grunts] -[man] Hey, come on, dude!

[Gi-ho] I-- I'm really sorry, ma'am.

What's wrong with you, man?

-[waitress] What is going on? -[Gi-ho] Wait, ma'am.

How much do we owe you? Whoa! Whoa!

Hae-jo-ya!

-[grunts] -Hae-jo-ya!

Oh, shit. Hae-jo-ya!

[groans]

[Gi-ho] What the hell is wrong with you?

Apologies. Excuse us.

Hae-jo-ya!

What's wrong? Are you all right?

We're very sorry. Come on, let's get you home.

Let's go.

[Gi-ho grunts]

Sorry, everyone. I'm sorry.

Let's go.

-Hurry up. Ugh, I'm so tired. -[Seung-hyeok] Hey, go home.

-[Gi-ho] What? Why? -[Seung-hyeok] Just go.

-[Gi-ho] I'll drop you off first. -[Seung-hyeok] Just go.

[gasping]

[groaning]

What a clown, trying to weasel out of paying me a billion.

Hey, hey, hey. Just go home.

Hey, call me when you get there.

-Okay, friend? -Yeah.

[panting]

[Gi-ho] What happened? He used to drink like a fish.

Was the "rich donor" thing too much of a shock?

[sighs]

I've got a bad feeling.

And my gut's always right.

[groans softly]

Fuck me.

[breathing shakily]

[ethereal singing]

[clears throat]

Sir, can you, um…

Can you play something really fucking upbeat and play it really fucking loud?

[driver] Uh, sure.

[playing upbeat rock music over radio]

♪ Whoo, all right ♪

[sighs]

[moans softly]

[sighs]

-[music fades] -[dramatic music playing]

[moans]

[Seung-hyeok breathing heavily]

[keypad beeping]

[Seung-hyeok] Come on.

[sighs] What was it again?

[sighs] Fuck me.

Bong-suk-a!

[keypad beeping]

[rapid beeping]

[sighs]

[laughs]

What the fuck?

Has my fucking brain gone to shit?

[laughing]

[sighs]

[cries]

[elevator chimes]

[Jae-mi and Ju-ri laughing]

[Jae-mi] Hey, did you see the look on her face?

[Ju-ri] When you were swinging your ponytail,

she must have thought you were completely nuts!

We're like… Like debt collectors.

-Oh! Hae-jo-ya. -[Ju-ri] Hmm?

What are you doing out here?

-[Seung-hyeok clears throat] -What's wrong?

What the fuck are you wearing?

[laughs]

I went to help Eonni with some of her work.

That shithole isn't somewhere she should be dragged!

Wait, she didn't-- I'm the one who--

[breathing shakily]

[sputters]

Th-- That shithole?

Hey, it's not like I took her to a den of criminals or anything.

It's not better.

Your place is where money-crazy assholes drink, smoke,

and play mah-jongg all night.

If those assholes lost their shit and did something to her…

[gasps softly]

-[door opens] -Oh.

[woman] What's going on?

-I mean… -Oh, so…

You're saying she can't be around all of those crazy gamblers, but I can?

That's not what I said.

-I'm the one… -[woman] What is happening?

I'm… I'm the one who puts clothes on your back, feeds you,

and gives you a place to stay, you know that!

I've worked my ass off to raise you, and you…

Oh, Eonni.

You're treating me like shit now that you've got a girlfriend?

I can't believe you're treating me like this!

Say something. Oh, Eonni, Eonni.

[Ju-ri sobbing]

-My life has been a mistake! -[Seung-hyeok] I'm sorry, Bong-suk-a.

-Okay? -[man] What's all this racket?

-[Seung-hyeok] I'm sorry, stop crying. -[Ju-ri] Oh, fuck off!

-Get off me! -[man] Stop all that yelling.

-Calm down, okay? -Oh, is it too loud for you out here?

-Who cares? What are you staring at? -[Jae-mi] Take her inside.

I'm sorry.

[Seung-hyeok] I'm really sorry.

Please, Bong-suk-a, I'm just really tired.

You have no respect for everything I've done for you.

-You only care about your girlfriend. -That's not true, I…

I'm really sorry. Please forgive me.

I've been wasting my money on you, haven't I?

I'm done with your empty lies. Take her and you both fuck off.

[Jae-mi] Dummy.

-Get on your knees and make it quick. -Seriously.

-[sighs] -[Jae-mi] Eonni…

[Ju-ri] No, you know,

I really…

Fuck! I've had the shittiest day ever.

I've always gone out of my way to get him the best food and clothes.

It's obviously been a waste.

-I'm unappreciated. -You've been so good.

[Seung-hyeok] Huh?

[sighs]

I have no choice, I guess.

Hmm?

Bong-suk-a.

Yeah, yeah!

My heart loves you lots, Bong-suk-ie.

-Hey, hey, hey! -[coughs]

Hey, yo.

Do you know how much I love you?

-Hmm? -[Jae-mi laughs]

Don't be angry, my dear Bong-suk-ie.

Oh no, what are you…

Hmm?

Ah! Go away! Are you completely insane?

-Hey, stop it, please! -You forgive me, right?

All right, we're good now. Okay.

I'm gonna get my Bong-suk-a's favorite drink, somaek!

-[Ju-ri] I laughed! -[Jae-mi] You so lost!

Bong-suk-a's favorite drink, somaek!

What's wrong with him?

-Bottle opener is right here. -[Jae-mi] Why is he doing that?

-I've got to take pictures. -[Ju-ri] Do you have to shake your ass?

-Get your top out of your pants! Oh, shit. -[laughing]

[man chanting in Korean]

[mystical music playing]

KNEEL AND BOW IN AN ORDERLY FASHION

Ow.

[gasps softly]

[sighs]

[man continues chanting in Korean]

WASH YOUR HANDS

[man] What's he doing?

-[man clears throat] -Hi there. Wash your hands now.

[man chants in Korean]

You'd better…

[sighs]

-[sighs] -[Seung-hyeok exhales]

Oh, right.

Eonni, is it true?

Is what?

You've had like three eommas and two appas.

[laughs]

-Yeah. -[gasps]

They all switched from one partner to another,

trying all sorts of crap to figure it all out.

They ended up with seven children from all their failed relationships.

[chuckles] And that's why I won't get married.

Hey.

Come here.

-We're better off than her, see? -What did you say?

[laughs]

Why?

Between someone who has 100% useless parents

and someone who has a .01% chance of a billionaire parent one day,

who do you think is better off?

The one with the billionaire parent.

But that chance is lower than getting struck by lightning.

You're right.

But I think I might get struck by that lightning.

Why are you saying that?

The third sperm donor owns a pharmaceutical company.

-Multibillionaire, see? -Whoa! Wow!

Wow, no way!

-Oh! Oh, my God! That's huge! Oh, wow! -[laughs]

-Wow! That's insane! -You're excited?

- Yeah, this is awesome! -You're so excited.

Okay, if I turn out to be his son,

for Jae-mi, ten billion.

-Nice! Yeah! -All right?

-I get to open my own kindergarten! -How about a few kids' cafés too?

[squeals]

-And a boob job! -Not that.

Don't be greedy.

-Oh, come on! -Mm-mm.

You idiots are talking nonsense. What do I get?

Dear Bong-suk-ie, how about a nice villa in the Maldives,

where you can enjoy all the mojitos you'll ever want.

I want a building.

-How big? -The 15-story one in Cheongdam-dong.

-That's expensive. Let me ask my appa. -[Ju-ri] Oh, nice!

What about you? What do you want?

[sighs]

I want to ride across America on a Harley-Davidson with you on the back.

-Vroom, vroom, vroom! -Ooh!

-Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom! -[Jae-mi] Oppa, you're so cool!

-All right, let's get it! Ah! -[shouts and laughs]

[man chanting in Korean]

PUT INCENSE IN THE POT THREE TIMES

[Gal-ja] That's enough.

Just three times. Three times. You've done it already!

-[man] He puts in more. -[Gal-ja] Enough! Heung-a!

-[man] That's just too much. -That's enough!

[man clears throat]

[crackling]

-[gasps] -[Gal-ja] Oh! It's hot, it's hot!

-[sighs] -Oh, my gosh. Oh no. Oh, gosh.

"October 14th, 2024 CE."

CERTIFICATE OF ACHIEVEMENT HEUNG'S KITCHEN, CEO BUM HO-ZA

"Your descendant conveys regards to his ancestors,

the former Grand Master of Governance,

the former government secretary and Governor of Icheon,

and his halmeoni of the Jeonju Yi clan."

[Heung] Eomeoni…

while you show such reverence to ancestors from centuries ago

whom you've never even met,

you disregard your own son's pain

and anguish from losing his beloved partner.

I dare ask you if you truly believe

I'm worthy to be the guardian of this vast forest

when I can't protect one lonely tree?

Hey, what are you doing?

Sleeping?

[dramatic music playing]

[Ho-ja] Oh, no, no.

Heung-ie-ya!

[panicked chatter]

[man] Oh, my God! He's on fire! He's on fire!

[groans]

[Heung] To escape this futile responsibility…

I…

WHILE YOU SHOW SUCH REVERENCE TO ANCESTORS…

…bid you farewell.

Oh my.

[dramatic opera music playing]

[gasps]

[gasping]

Oh, my dear son.

Heung-ie-ya.

Oh, Heung-ie-ya!

Oh, my darling Heung-ie-ya.

Oh, Heung-ie-ya!

[sobbing]

Heung-ie-ya!

Oh no. Heung-ie-ya!

[crying]

Heung-ie-ya.

[breathing heavily]

Heung-ie-ya.

Heung-ie-ya.

Heung-ie-ya.

[music ends]

SIGNATURE SHIN MYEONG-SU

[Gi-ho] Chairman Shin Myeong-su.

A pharmaceutical legend.

After high school, he started as an apprentice salesman,

and worked his way up for 45 years until he made chairman.

The man has been crazy lucky with his career and money.

Ever since he took over the company, they've been merging with global giants.

Every drug's been a smash hit, and their stocks are through the roof!

He's so lucky that I'm scared of the guy!

His stocks alone are easily worth hundreds of billions of won.

But you know what the crazy thing is?

He has no kids. None.

-Because of scheduling conflicts… -[Gi-ho] He's only got a wife and cats.

The former sperm king must've pumped out too much sperm back in the day.

[applause]

So, buddy,

you'd better hit that 99.999% on the DNA test.

Now let's fucking get it!

2024 UNPUNG PHARM BIO R&D CENTER COMPLETION CEREMONY

Are you ready?

Okay, what's our plan?

[woman] Next will be the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

I'm gonna wing this.

[woman] Please cut the ribbon…

What? Hey!

…when I reach the count of one.

Three, two,

one!

-[loud pops] -[yelps]

-[applause] -[steam hissing]

[steam hissing]

-[woman] Ladies and gentlemen… -[high-pitched ringing]

…give a warm round of applause for Unpung Pharm Bio's bright future.

[Seung-hyeok groans]

-[camera shutters clicking] -[breathing heavily]

[groans]

-Let's go. -What? But we came all this way.

-I'm not feeling well. Let's go. -But…

[Jae-mi gasps]

[grunts] Hey! Hold up! I'll do it.

-I'll wing this! -Hey! Jae-mi-ya!

-[high-pitched ringing] -[Seung-hyeok groans]

[reporter] Mr. Chairman, please just a few words

about the development of the new drug!

[Myeong-su] We'll be making an official announcement to the general media…

[Jae-mi grunts]

…at Unpung Pharm--

-Ah! -I'm sorry!

[Myeong-su] What's happening?

[camera shutters clicking]

-[man] She pulled off his hairpiece! -Oh shit. I'm so screwed. Shit!

-[woman] Be careful! -What happened?

-[man] Get her out! -[woman] Put the cameras away!

Oh no! Where is my hairpiece?

We need to get you out of here!

-[woman] Somebody, call an ambulance! -[man 1] Someone just collapsed!

[man 2] Somebody! Somebody, call 911!

Security! Someone just collapsed!

-Everyone, take a step back. -[man 3] Step back, please.

-[man 4] We need help! -[man 2] Somebody call 911!

-Hurry! -Hae-jo-ya!

Hae-jo-ya! Let go of me! Let go of me!

[dramatic music playing]

[gasping weakly]

Hae-jo-ya! Hae-jo-ya! Hae-jo-ya!

Hae-jo-ya! Hae-jo-ya!

Hae-jo-ya!

[panting]

Hae-jo-ya!

[Jae-mi breathing heavily]

Hae-jo-ya!

[Seung-hyeok] Your bad luck ends here.

From now on…

Hae-jo-ya, are you okay?

Hae-jo-ya!

…I'm your lightning rod.

[wheezing breaths]

["California Dreamin'" by the Mamas & the Papas playing]

[Seung-hyeok breathing heavily]

-♪ All the leaves are brown ♪ -♪ All the leaves are brown ♪

-♪ And the sky is gray ♪ -♪ And the sky is gray ♪

-♪ I've been for a walk ♪ -♪ I've been for a walk ♪

-♪ On a winter's day ♪ -♪ On a winter's day ♪

-♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪ -♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪

-♪ If I was in LA ♪ -♪ If I was in LA ♪

-♪ California dreamin' ♪ -♪ California dreamin' ♪

-♪ On such a winter's day ♪ -♪ On such a winter's day ♪

♪ Stopped into a church ♪

♪ I passed along the way ♪

♪ Well, I got down on my knees ♪

♪ Got down on my knees ♪

♪ And I pretend to pray ♪

♪ I pretend to pray ♪

♪ You know the preacher liked the cold ♪

♪ Preacher liked the cold ♪

♪ He knows I'm gonna stay ♪

♪ Knows I'm gonna stay ♪

-♪ California dreamin' ♪ -♪ California dreamin' ♪

-♪ On such a winter's day ♪ -♪ On such a winter's day ♪

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