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[ethereal singing in Korean]

[wind gusting]

[ethereal music continuous]

[shallow breathing]

[faint gasps and shallow breathing]

[Seung-hyeok] I… am going to die now.

[whispers] Fuck.

Damn it. Fucking hell.

[sighs softly]

[gasps]

Every night,

I imagined what it'd be like to die.

[shallow breathing]

Would it be exhilarating, like jumping over a hurdle?

[weak gasps]

Or would it feel as freeing as throwing off soaking wet clothes?

Maybe, like walking from one subway car to the next, or…

something else mundane.

[Jae-mi yelps]

You fucking bastard!

[Seung-hyeok] No.

[Jae-mi sobbing]

[Seung-hyeok] Now that it's here, it's not like any of that.

[shaky breathing]

I…

I want to keep living.

[screaming] Die!

-[Jae-mi crying] -[soft whimpering]

I really want to keep living.

I'll kill you myself!

[sobbing continuous]

[ominous, low-key music playing]

[sobs growing faint]

[Jae-mi panting]

[dramatic music playing]

MR. PLANKTON

[Seung-hyeok] Again? Another one?

[sighs]

What's the problem? Why do you all keep dying?

[sighs] Stop doing that.

[toilet flushes]

[Gi-ho] Kid ran away from home?

NOTICE OF DEMOLITION

What's the exact situation? Are they a delinquent or a runaway?

Yeah, for sure, it's a piece of cake. A day and a half, tops.

Give us the name and the date of birth.

-Oh, hey, long time no see. -Hi.

So, uh, once we get your three million won retainer, we'll start--

What the fuck! Hey, dudes!

You guys are all blocking the road!

[mellow guitar music playing]

What?

No, my boss doesn't do small jobs like this.

I'm the one who takes care of these situations.

Well, if you're feeling hesitant, you can find someone else.

We're busy as hell.

[grunts]

TO BE DEMOLISHED HAE-JO ERRAND CENTER

[sighs]

There's only two of you left, so listen to me.

Take the other one, if you're planning to die.

Because it's better to go together.

[pounding on door]

[Ju-ri] Open the door, Hae-jo-ya! I know you're in there!

Open the door!

Stupid door. We should really replace that.

Whoo!

[breathing heavily]

-[loud thud on door] -Oh!

Ah!

[scoffs]

Oh, noonim!

You dropped your shoe. I'll bring it to you.

[panting] Here you go!

[whimsical music playing]

-[Ju-ri] The door. -Sure thing.

We don't want your perfect skin to get sunburned.

[door opens]

[door closes]

That useless dumbass!

Oh, where is he? Sauna, I bet.

Getting a scrub-down.

Ugh! Typical.

That little weasel.

Where did he run to this time?

He just does whatever the hell he wants.

Like how you can't stop the seasons from changing,

he comes and goes as he pleases.

[Ju-ri] Shit.

Anyway, can you smell that summer air?

-Lackey kkari. -The name's Yoo Gi-ho, noonim.

Lackey kkari, I think you should tell your boss this.

He's pretty, but you'd both better be out by the end of the month.

-Okay. -Ice water.

-[Gi-ho] Sure. -It's boiling in here. Hey, hey!

-Turn that fan on high first. -Oh, the fan! It's hot!

Oh good.

It's so hot.

Fuck, man.

[Ju-ri] They're going to tear down this building no matter what.

Why does he have to be so difficult

when I'm the one being harassed by the union?

-He's so annoying. -Yeah, he is being a pain in the butt.

I bet that none of the other landlords

are literally begging their tenants to move out.

-[grunts] -[sighs]

Noonim, everyone knows how understanding you are.

Are you cooling down?

Oh, so refreshing!

Well, he has to move.

-Tell him to move in with me. -What?

He's staying here because he has no place to go.

I'll take him in.

I just bought a new king-size bed, so it's perfect.

Oh.

Oh, this is terrible.

[scoffs]

I know you're young, but you're going to ruin your back

if you keep on sleeping like this, okay?

This couch is awful.

Yeah, they're moving out. Right, by the end of the month.

Are you out of your mind?

Oh, if you fucking show up with an excavator

without my permission, you'll be dead!

[grunting]

[gasps]

I was almost crushed to death.

Ah, my foot's asleep.

I told you we should hurry and find a new office,

or else you're really gonna end up in that lady's bed.

It won't be the first time.

Wait, I've been meaning to ask about you two.

What's going on with you guys?

-She's my eomma. -Eomma?

[Ju-ri gasps]

-And noona. -[Ju-ri] Oh, crap.

Goddamn it!

-Ew, gross! -Lover, friend…

Pick up your dog's poop!

You don't even deserve to have a pet, seriously!

[exhales]

Boss, my landlady, and pimp.

Yeah, sure.

Are we moving? Where are we going? What's going on? What's the plan?

I'm not holding out. I have nowhere to stay.

There's no place I'm interested in.

I'm staying put because of that.

[sighs]

Fine. Let's get some work done.

Let's see what kind of wackos are waiting for us today.

HAE-JO ERRAND CENTER

LOOKING FOR A STAND-IN SON

This guy wants us to keep his mom company at her nursing home

and pretend to be him because she won't recognize him anyway.

That's boring. Next.

It's that druggie in Sadang again. He wants 200 zolpidem tablets.

Tell him to drop dead. He had his fun.

-Next. -[Gi-ho] Next.

This guy's manager is on a work trip. "Can you please kill my--"

We're not hit men, you fucker. Next.

This person's son is being bullied at their school,

and they want us to stop the bullies.

Hmm. Sounds fun.

First, we'll get evidence by hacking into the bullies' phones.

Walk the kid to and from school.

We'll put heat on the school and the office of education.

Seven million now, a success fee when the job's done.

Samchon Package is seven million won.

Wow, talk about inflation.

-[computer chimes] -Ugh, it's that post again?

-Jeez. -[Seung-hyeok] What is it?

It's a little girl asking us to find her brother who ran away.

But the brat's taken over the board. How am I supposed to delete all these?

[hits computer keys] Fuck.

-A little girl? -A fourth grader.

She's, what, ten or eleven?

-Eleven. -[screams]

Ow! Shit!

This is exactly why I said

to make a post about us not taking runway or missing persons cases.

[sighs] Shit.

-"Shit"? -Yeah.

Because it doesn't make sense!

A missing person? It's easy and rewarding. It's good money, so why not?

Why turn away a gold mine? It's just bad business, dude.

-Hey, don't talk to me that way. -I could kill you right now, man.

-Kill? -Yeah.

You're treating me like I'm younger than you.

Show me your ID and prove to me that I'm not older.

You're that desperate to be making money from a boss who's younger than you are?

Fine, I'll be your dongsaeng.

Hyung. Kkari hyung.

[sighs]

[chuckles]

You want to know why I don't take missing persons cases? Simple.

If a parent loses their child,

it's the parent's job to find out where they've gone.

If the kid chooses to run away from home, then we should respect their decision.

In other words, there is zero reason for us to get involved.

[sighs]

Am I getting through to you?

Kkari-ya.

Yep, I heard you loud and clear, Hae-jo hyung.

Then hurry up with the post. And get some food for us. I'm starving.

[typing]

"We do not take missing person or runaway cases,

you stupid morons."

Fuck!

[mellow flute music playing]

[man] We've arrived.

[sighs]

ERR CENTER

"Hae-jo."

"Randy House"?

[gasps]

[thunder rumbles]

[sighs]

-[cell phone vibrates] -[gasps]

LEE CHAE-HYEON SENT YOU 5 MILLION WON.

Fuck yeah, man! Yes!

You can have your stupid rules. I'll take this sweet side hustle.

And I am a hardworking honeybee who can't turn down a job

when it's so sweet.

Holy shit. Man!

-[sighs] -[water bubbling]

Fuck, what the hell?

Why the hell's it clogged again?

Huh?

What the fuck?!

[cell phone vibrates]

NO CALLER ID

[cell phone vibrates]

NO CALLER ID

[phones vibrating]

NO CALLER ID

[cell phone vibrating]

[sighs]

I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU KEEP SCREENING MY CALLS

-[blows] -[pounding on door]

[pounding on door continues]

[screams and gasps]

[panting]

[sighs] Damn it.

[Seung-hyeok breathing heavily]

Ah!

[Yang-hui inhales sharply and exhales]

Oh, you.

Why have you been screening all my calls?

[glass clinks]

Wow. I almost just killed you.

[chuckles]

Keep staring like that.

Oh, that's worse.

Keep them on.

[tense music plays]

[laughing]

[music becomes intriguing]

That was funny, huh?

Funny? I think it's boring.

Hitting me, breaking things,

followed by death threats if I don't do as I'm told.

Think that'd work?

As long as it's not murder, I heard you'll do it all.

That's why you're called Hae-jo.

You'll do what I want.

Hae-jo.

"Hae-joo"?

[inhales sharply]

It's, uh, kind of stupid.

[Seung-hyeok] You must've heard wrong.

What's it mean then?

I only do what I please.

[Yang-hui] Well,

that's too bad.

I wasn't planning on a cliché threat to work anyhow.

I wanted to leave a strong impression, so I went a little overboard.

Sometimes, clichés do work, though.

[clicks tongue]

Classics don't get old.

Whatever.

[Yang-hui] Kidnap me.

I want you to do it at my wedding.

-The concept? -A classic.

I've just told you. You can steal me from my wedding.

That'd be fun.

This isn't about how fun it sounds, okay? This job is way too dangerous.

I looked into that crazy lady, and--

If you take this job,

you're going to be lucky if you walk away in one piece.

Except I'm not scared.

-You could get your head chopped off-- -Ow! Hey!

"Fun" doesn't pay bills. "Fun" is just a bastard, you know?

"Fun's" not a bastard. She's a bitch, yeah? A girl.

-[chuckles softly] -[woman] Bride Jo Jae-mi?

[laughs]

How's the size?

Oh, I think it's a perfect fit.

I've never seen a family ring passed down for 500 years.

A special gift befitting the head family of a respected clan.

Lucky you.

But it doesn't have diamonds or anything.

I have to hand it down to my future daughter-in-law anyway, probably.

Mm-hmm.

[giggles]

I should remind myself of that so I don't get too attached to it.

[both laugh]

-Good point. -[all chuckling]

Although,

the amazing gift she's about to bring to the family

is much more precious than the generational ring.

[woman gasps]

Oh my, congratulations. How far along?

About eight weeks now.

-[woman] Oh! -[Gal-ja laughs]

PARENTING GUIDEBOOK

[nurse] Yoon Hyeon-su-nim, please go to Treatment Room 2.

-[baby crying] -[man] She'll be back.

-[woman] Excuse me. -[nurse] Yes?

[woman] What's taking so long today?

[nurse] It's because two of our doctors are attending a seminar today.

-Please wait just a little longer. -[woman] Okay, how much longer?

-[nurse] Just a bit longer. -You can sit here.

[laughs]

Thank you.

[gasps]

Ah, such pretty eyes!

I see you have your halmeoni's eyes.

[woman] Eomma.

Not halmeoni.

Eomma is pretty like you are. Mm!

-You're like a pretty little princess. -[woman] He's a boy, actually.

He's a prince.

Oh, someone's calling.

Oh. Yeah, honey, I'm at the clinic.

Oh, remember, I'm here for those, uh, tests…

[cell phone rings]

Miss, please put your phone on silent mode.

Okay.

-[man] See, that's why I went outside. -[woman] Shameless.

PRO LAUNDRY

When are they collecting this one?

You can't borrow that one. It belongs to a prosecutor.

Okay.

Public officials aren't working tomorrow, so I'll drop it off tomorrow morning.

[grunts]

You little punk. Whatever.

That lady's fiancé is a gang boss, not any old dumbass.

He's Wang Chil-seong, leader of the Prince Gang.

Well, if I'm meeting the prince,

then I should look presentable, shouldn't I?

-[man] Where are you going this time? -A wedding.

[man] At least you won't bloody up the clothes like last time.

Wrong, he'll probably be covered in blood when he brings it back.

[men] Good to see you, Hyung-nim!

They didn't plan this very well.

We're all gonna melt at this outdoor wedding.

[man 2] Garden weddings are in.

Chil-seong hyung-nim likes keeping up with the trends.

[man 1] Trends, my ass!

By the way, I heard the bride's drop-dead gorgeous.

[both laugh]

How'd he manage to bag her?

-Shit. -Her entire family lives abroad.

While she was flapping in the lonely sea, he used his rod to fish her out.

-He used his rod to fish her out? What? -Hyung-nim!

He's not only leader of the Prince Gang, he's Prince of Wang!

-Hey, stop it. You idiot. -[all laugh]

[guest 1] Congratulations. Happy for you.

GROOM WANG CHIL-SEONG BRIDE NOH YANG-HUI

[guest 2] Congratulations!

Hey! Hyung-nim!

Hey, Chil-seong! [laughs]

I can't believe you're released from prison!

When did you get out?

Oh, I broke out, just so I could be with you on your big day!

You could've busted your knees! You need to be careful.

-Come on, it's fine. -Hyung-nim.

I promise that I won't let them serve you a single thing you ate in prison.

-Your seat is the VIP table there. -Sounds great!

The package?

Good work. Head there first.

BRIDE'S WAITING ROOM

[rock music playing]

[grunting]

[rock music playing continuous]

[man grunting]

[Gi-ho] This is bad idea.

Fuck, I don't have a good feeling about this.

What are we doing?

Wait a sec. Why is this prick taking so long?

What's he doing?

Ah! Fuck! Damn it!

What the fuck, man?!

[funky rock music playing]

[pop music playing over speakers]

[all laughing]

[pop music playing continuous]

[man] Hey, hey!

[all groan]

[guests chatter excitedly]

[man] I can do that!

[girls] Hello, we are Limelight!

-Chil-seong-oppa. -Yang-hui-eonni!

So awesome!

Congratulations on your wedding!

For the wedding between Wang Chil-seong-nim and Noh Yang-hui-nim,

I hope you have many baby princes who look just like you.

I really hate that jerk.

-But you're our forever prince. -[man] Making those babies!

[singer] Chil-seong, Yang-hui! Congratulations.

Mwah!

[pop music playing]

[laughing] Yeah!

[in Korean] ♪ My fluttering heart, heart ♪

♪ Coochie-coochie-coo Coochie-coochie-coo ♪

[all cheering]

♪ Please love me ♪

♪ I'll follow you To the end of the world ♪

[Gi-ho in English] You don't have like a dead body in that bag, right?

We're out of there as soon as the kidnapping is done, yeah?

[labored breathing]

[sighs]

Did you piss your pants again?

That I can clean up, but this? I…

[sighs]

You guys do have a plan, right?

We don't have a plan.

I, Wang Chil-seong, can't live without you, Noh Yang-hui.

For all my life…

[sighs]

…I can't believe I wasted all those years without you.

If I could turn back the hands of time,

I would travel to the past so I could meet you sooner.

-[guests chanting] Don't cry! Don't cry! -[rhythmic clapping]

-I am not crying. Hold on. -Don't cry! Don't cry!

[Chil-seong] From this moment on, my life motto is,

"Happy wife, happy husband and happy life."

So, standing before my love, my bride Noh Yang-hui,

I swear on the Prince Gang that I, Wang Chil-seong,

-will devote myself to you… -[gasps]

…and our family!

[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

I'm now a married man!

[laughing]

[Chil-seong laughing]

I mean, that's the secret to our success rate being 100%.

We never planned anything.

Bride and groom, walk down the aisle!

-[guests cheering and applauding] -["Bridal Chorus" plays]

[motorcycle engine revving]

-Whoa, what's that about? -[song stops]

[man] Whoa, that's dope!

[tires squeal]

Is this a surprise event? Uh…

[motorcycle engine revving]

This guy doesn't need a plan because nobody can stop him anyway.

And who's that?

[Gi-ho] A freak whose next move is always unpredictable.

How many surprise events did you prepare? I'll be way too tired on my wedding night.

[Gi-ho] He never, ever plans his next move.

I've never seen you. You're new?

Stop acting.

What?

I'm here to stop you.

[man 1] What? Yo, he's talking to him.

-[man 2] Is he nuts? -[man 3] Yeah.

Are you… Are you joking?

-[man 4] What's he doing? -Our love.

[guests murmuring indistinctly]

I will never give up on us.

You talking to me? What's this about?

-[grunts] -[guests] Oh!

[man 5] What just happened?

-[applause] -[Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" playing]

-Let's go. -[man 6] What the hell? Did he…?

-Ah, he's just acting! -[man 7] It's just an act!

[guests laugh]

-[guests] Hyung-nim. -[applause]

-Wait, look! -Hyung-nim! You're bleeding!

[man 8] Hyung-nim!

Look! His tooth fell out.

Hey! Don't let him leave!

-[motorcycle engine revs] -Hurry! Hyung-nim, Hyung-nim!

[Yang-hui exclaims]

-Oh no! -[chaotic shouting]

[man 9] Get him!

[tires screech]

[Yang-hui] Oh!

[upbeat rock music playing]

[Yang-hui screaming]

[guests shouting]

-Move! -That bastard!

Get off the bike!

[angry shouting]

Drive, drive!

[upbeat rock music playing continuous]

[man screaming]

[grunts]

-[man 10] Stop! -[man 11] Hey!

[Gi-ho] He just lives in the moment, enjoying each day.

No one will ever be able to stop a guy like that, never.

[angry shouting continuous]

CHIL-SEONG - YANG-HUI

[upbeat music playing]

[Yang-hui] Whoo!

[laughing]

I love this!

[Yang-hui laughing]

Hey!

You're the craziest person I've ever met!

Too bad we have to part!

Do you want to escape together? Huh?

Come and play!

Oh, yes!

[revs motor]

Whoo!

[Yang-hui laughing]

-[music fades] -[high-pitched squeal rings]

[wind gusting]

[ethereal singing in Korean]

[Seung-hyeok] Eomma?

Appa?

[truck horn blaring]

Hey, turn! Are you out of your mind?!

[ethereal music playing]

[panting]

[young Seung-hyeok] Eomma!

Appa!

[grunts]

[breathing heavily]

[gasps softly]

-Eomma. -[Yeong-jo] Don't call her that.

She's not your eomma.

Appa.

Don't call me that.

You're not my child.

Stop following us.

We don't know who you are.

Who am I?

I don't know that!

Tell me! I don't know!

Then who am I?

Who am I then?

[crying] Appa!

Eomma!

[sobbing]

Who am I?

[somber music playing]

[heavy breathing]

-[sighs] -[Gi-ho] Hyung-nim.

Are you awake?

Hyung-nim.

-[sighs] -Hey, how many?

How many fingers? How about now?

[whispers] Motherfucker.

-[groans] -They think it's a mild concussion.

Is your recklessness bringing you good luck or what?

[grunts]

The lady?

Oh, that bitch? She rolled away just before the crash.

She got her scratches treated and ran off to the airport.

This is what I was talking about. You almost died.

Uh-huh, let's get out of here.

[doctor] One moment, please.

You see these round, white masses here?

[Seung-hyeok sighs]

Like sae-al, or what?

Sae-al?

Yeah, you know, the little rice cake balls in patjuk.

[gasps]

Four, five…

[doctor] Look here, these are blood vessels in your brain

that seem to have knotted up in deformed ways.

That's why they look like tangled skeins.

-Deformed? -[doctor] Yes.

Untreated, they'll reduce blood flow to the brain,

resulting in less oxygen reaching the brain cells.

Naturally, the intracranial pressure will continue to rise, and eventually--

They'll explode.

Just like a bomb.

[Jae-mi] No way.

This doesn't make any sense at all. I'm not that old. I'm 28.

Early menopause?

[sighs]

It's not common.

But due to high stress levels and hormonal imbalances…

Ah! No.

No. No way. This makes absolutely no sense right now.

[breathing heavily]

Menopause?

[panting]

This is insane.

[fingernail snapping]

[doctor] Excuse me.

Jae-mi-ssi?

Right, fine. Uh…

So let's say that it can happen to others because of hormonal imbalance,

or bad eating habits, sleep deprivation, so on.

Not me, though. This can't be happening.

Jae-mi-ssi.

[sighs] Premature meno…

-[fingernail snapping] -Oh!

Jo Jae-mi-ssi!

[doctor gasps]

[utensils clinking]

My baby needs to be eight weeks old.

Here in my womb.

It needs to be growing in there already.

[sniffles]

[Seung-hyeok] I'm dying?

How long do I have?

Well, this is a rare condition, so…

A year? Six months?

You can't undergo surgery at this point, so--

Three months?

If we're being optimistic.

[exhales softly]

[Seung-hyeok] Hmm.

Vascular malformations like this are hereditary in most cases.

[scoffs] Hereditary? Just my luck.

Do you know if your parents or siblings have a similar condition?

[inhales sharply]

Oh, wow.

This is fucking freaking hilarious.

Even though I don't have parents or siblings,

I inherited their diseases instead.

And it's a ticking time bomb at that.

This doesn't feel fair.

[doctor] I don't believe this.

You really lied to his family for their permission to get married?

It was his idea.

[doctor] It doesn't matter!

Not when this family has been around for over five centuries!

Oh! My head hurts.

Considering your hormone levels, it's too late for medication.

-But among successful cases overseas-- -Will you please be honest?

I don't want to hear about a one-in-a-million chance or a miracle.

Can I still get pregnant?

The sooner, the better.

When's the wedding?

In three days.

[indistinct chatter]

[woman laughing] There you go!

[indistinct chatter continuous]

[girl] I want to go home! I'm tired!

[tender piano music playing]

[phone ringing]

[cell phone vibrates]

KKARI MOBILE

[turns off vibration]

[sighs]

WE WILL STAY BY YOUR SIDE LIKE YOUR FAMILY SO THAT YOUR FINAL MOMENTS ARE BEAUTIFUL

[Jae-mi sobbing]

[crying]

[indistinct murmuring]

[Jae-mi crying continuous]

-[cell phone vibrates] -[yelps and gasps]

MY LOVE

[crying]

What am I going to do?!

What do I do?!

I'm so screwed!

I came here to cry without having to worry about what others might think about me.

-[grunts softly] -[Velcro tears]

I see you beat me to it.

Thanks very much.

[cell phone vibrates]

[blows nose]

[woman clears throat]

[phone vibrating]

Hey! Asshole!

You said Chil-hyeon would be the last!

-You said that, didn't you? -[crying]

Hold on a second!

Can you take him?

-Oh, it's okay. -[baby shrieking]

Good boy. Good boy. It's okay.

One sec.

What the hell do you mean, kids grow up on their own?

-You're a loser! -[Jae-mi] Good boy.

[woman] You fathered them but don't deserve to be called one!

Look at me. [laughs nervously]

[woman] I'm gonna rip your balls off if you do not make an appointment

to get a vasectomy immediately!

I'm hanging up!

-[Jae-mi whimpering] -[growls]

[woman] He's my seventh child.

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant with twins.

[laughs]

I am going to lose my mind!

[woman groans and laughs]

I'm jealous.

Raise one, and you'll change your mind.

Ha! "Jealous!"

Jealous!

[woman inhales sharply and sighs]

Give me one of your children.

What?

I'd be happy to take one off your hands if they're driving you nuts.

-[cooing] -[woman] You're joking, right?

I thought you were being serious for a second.

-Here, I'll take him. -[crying]

You'll have nine children,

but you won't even let me have one of them?

Talk about this life being unfair.

What are you talking about? Give him back!

Why are you-- Why-- Why are you…

What the hell is wrong with you, lady?

Wait! Please! Give me one of your kids!

[sobbing] I really want one!

You're crazy!

My God!

-[woman 1] Are you okay? -[woman 2] Should we call security?

[crying]

Why does everyone else get one?

Why is my life so messed up and everyone else's isn't?!

I'm getting married in three more days.

I have to produce a son to carry on the family line,

but I can't do that if I have premature menopause!

[inhales sharply and sobs]

[thunder crashes]

MYOUNG SUNG UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL

[dramatic music playing]

[gasps softly]

[ethereal music playing]

[thunder crashes]

[groans]

[high-pitched squeal rings]

[Jae-mi] I have to produce a son to carry on the family line,

but I can't do that if I have premature menopause!

[Jae-mi sobbing]

[Seung-hyeok chuckling]

[Seung-hyeok] Hey, move. Move over.

-There. -Oh, that worked.

-[Seung-hyeok] I did it. -[both chuckle]

-One, two, three. -[camera clicks]

[tender music playing]

[Jae-mi] I want to be an eomma.

That's my dream.

Since I don't have an eomma,

I want to be one myself.

Showering my children with love.

Don't you think that sounds awesome?

[Seung-hyeok] Yeah. You'll be a wonderful wife.

Because you're so lovable.

-[shatters] -[gasps]

But you can't be a good eomma.

I'm only telling you the truth!

-Love flows downward. -[wailing]

But we never had parents.

You're such an asshole!

[Seung-hyeok] People who don't know that love

can only pass down resentment.

[Jae-mi sobbing]

[Seung-hyeok] We'll never be good parents. Both you and me.

You'll be lonely for the rest of your life and die alone on some street somewhere.

[Seung-hyeok sighs] This is boring.

Jae-mi, you're… no more fun.

[somber music playing]

CHIL-SEONG LOANS

[Chil-seong] Fuck! Ah!

[panting] Ah!

What the fuck?!

Where is my money at?

Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!

Ah! Shit!

[yelling]

-Motherfuckers! -[man] Oh, shit.

[Chil-seong screaming]

[Gong-su] I'm sorry, Hyung-nim.

I didn't know this would happen. Everyone was at the wedding.

[sighs heavily]

We got too carried away with the show and all the surprise events!

This is our fault, Hyung-nim!

[men] We apologize, Hyung-nim!

[breathing heavily]

What the fuck?

[man] Tissue, tissue!

[Chil-seong] This is so embarrassing.

[sighs]

That fucker who kidnapped Yang-hui. Somebody find him.

Well, uh, Hyung-nim, "kidnapped" might be iffy,

considering what happened after you were knocked out.

Hey. Shut it.

Iffy?

What do you mean?

-It's just that-- -[Chil-seong] Ah.

Are you telling me that Yang-hui's a cheater

who messed around with some guy behind my back?

Yes.

And I'm a clueless moron

who got backstabbed and blindsided and lost all his money, right?

Yes, Hyung-nim.

[laughs]

Listen to this twerp!

Then what about all these idiots, eh?

When Yang-hui and that man left, and they bowed like soldiers,

are they dumbasses as well? Huh?

-Yes. -You stupid fucker!

Hey, you little shit.

[whimpering]

So, what you're saying is everyone in the Prince Gang

is a useless piece of shit and a fucking moron

who got played by my girl?

-Yes or no? -[crying softly]

Yes or no? You son of a bitch!

CHIL-SEONG LOANS CEO WANG CHIL-SEONG

[dramatic music playing]

You've got some balls, running off with my girl and my money.

[chuckles]

You really crossed the line, you bastard.

Well, how should I whack this son of a bitch

and give him what he deserves?

[suspenseful music playing]

[sighs]

[chuckles]

[door lock chimes]

[rain pattering]

[sighs]

[chuckles]

[can hisses open]

[slurps]

-What's your deal? -[sighs]

What do you mean?

You avoided me when I was looking for you, and now you're here, sucking up to me.

What's gotten into you?

[Seung-hyeok] Hmm.

Don't you have any friends to drink with? You're still young.

If I did, I wouldn't be here now.

[scoffs] I'm your bong, I guess.

Bong-suk-a.

-Ow. -Ju-ri, Bong Ju-ri!

I changed my name a long time ago, you brat.

Oh.

Don't hit my head, all right?

[scoffs] Don't hit your head? Don't hit it like this?

What are you gonna do about it?

-Seriously, hey! -[gasps]

Keep hitting it, it'll explode.

There are a bunch of bombs in my head.

Fourteen at that.

[chuckles]

[Ju-ri laughs softly]

Right.

Just go to sleep, all right?

Wandering around in the rain has got you talking crazy.

Go to sleep.

♪ Sleep, sleep, my dear Hae-jo ♪

Hmm.

Bong-suk-a.

You little jerk.

Why do tragedies keep happening

to people whose lives are already pathetic?

You're more likely to get sick when you're poor,

and you have no family to look after you when you're sick.

If you don't have family, you're truly all alone.

And loners always push away other loners.

Are those song lyrics?

[sighs]

You'll be lonely for the rest of your life

and die alone on some street somewhere.

I'm dying? How long do I have?

You can't become an eomma. No way. You'll never be a good one.

But I can't do that if I have premature menopause!

[scoffs]

What a fucking joke.

[chuckles]

-[sighs] -For real.

[rain pattering]

[Seung-hyeok laughs softly]

[woman over speaker] Bum Ho-ja is the wife of the 17th generation

eldest son of the Pungyeong Eo clan,

an artisan chef who globalized traditional Korean cuisine

with quality ingredients from clean, unpolluted nature.

The family's secret fermentation method passed down for centuries…

[woman] Over here. Bring it here.

-Hello. -Oh, hello.

[woman over speaker] …olfactory sense, and the nature of beauty

to each and every dish created within her kitchen.

Goodness! I wondered who was making all that racket.

Eomeoni.

Here, watch.

Hold it like this and slice diagonally.

-Relax your wrist, breathe. -[inhales and exhales]

Good. Try on your own.

Wrong. Again.

Oh my goodness.

What are you even doing?

You're really that inept?

Ah!

[gasps]

[Gal-ja] Oh, no!

She can't even hold a knife properly. Who brought her into my kitchen?

[Gal-ja] Well, goodness, Hyung-nim.

We've been prepping for the wedding for three days.

I'd even go and ask a five-year-old for help at this point.

She felt bad knowing that the feast is usually prepared by the bride's family

and wanted to help out too.

She's right. I volunteered.

I am supposed to prepare the food,

but you kindly insisted on taking care of it all.

[Ho-ja] What, then?

Should I have expected you to prepare food for 600 relatives all on your own,

knowing that you've grown up practically all by yourself?

[Gal-ja] Her wedding is coming up.

Don't be so harsh on her right before tomorrow.

That's why I'm bringing all of this up! Seeing blood before then is bad luck!

[indistinct murmuring]

-[gasps] Oh! -[Ho-ja] Here.

When you're in the kitchen, you're surrounded by hot oil,

knives and fire.

If you're not careful, you could get hurt worse or even die.

You shouldn't come in here.

Especially not while you're pregnant.

Okay?

Goodness.

Start using your head. And be careful.

All right.

[sighs]

You've been looking pale and not eating,

so I went all the way to Sillim-dong to get this for you.

Try it.

It's from a famous place.

[Gi-ho slurping]

-[Gi-ho] Mm. -Yuck.

You don't like patjuk?

-I don't like you. -You treat me like this after all that?

More for me, then.

HAVE SWEET DREAMS

[TV announcer] So they can have fun and be safe wherever they are.

[Gi-ho slurping]

So they can smile each and every day.

Full of a father's love, wanting only the best for his child.

I'm Your Father.

[Gi-ho] Bullshit. What is he, Darth Vader?

[Gi-ho snickers]

[man 1 on TV] So, we're going to a mudflat today.

[man 2] Oh yeah? Really?

I'M YOUR FATHER CEO CHAE YEONG-JO

-[chuckles] -[man 1] While driving the west coast,

you'll see a lot of mudflats.

-[overlapped chatter on TV] -It's a rare sight in other countries.

[laughing]

What? Was my joke that funny?

It said, "Full of a father's love, wanting only the best for his child."

Isn't that hilarious?

"Wanting only the best for his child." So why did I get nothing but bombs?

-[laughing] -[man 1] You can do it with your senses!

[man 2] All right, let's get on the helicopter.

[man 1] Wow!

[sighs]

[chatter continues on TV]

I'm suddenly so pissed.

What's wrong? You're scaring me.

Where are you going?

-To meet Darth Vader. -Huh?

That bastard brought me into this shitty world,

so it's only fair that I at least see his face before I die.

What the hell are you saying? You were sleeping a second ago.

-Listen, you're fired. -What?

Your severance is the money you made from your secret gigs,

so go and sell everything in the office.

That's your pay this month.

-I'll see you. -Wait, Hyung-nim, I can explain!

-[door closes] -Fuck, he found out about my gigs.

[dramatic music playing]

OPEN 24 HOURS, 7 DAYS A WEEK HAE-jO ERRAND CENTER

JO JAE-MI

What Chinese characters do you use for your name?

"Jae" is "talent," and "mi" is for "taste."

"Taste-making talent." Which is really cool.

[women] Oh!

[Jae-mi] Your name determines your destiny. Must be true.

[woman] By the way, I hear that you work in the food industry too.

What do you do? Korean food? Western food?

Snacks.

I used to prepare snacks at a day care center,

but got fired because I sucked.

[laughs] Oh, that's…

[all laugh]

Oh, look at that.

When did you have time to prepare these handwritten cards?

There must be hundreds of them you've done.

That's so sweet and thoughtful of you.

[laughing]

I'm not bringing a dowry with me, so I should at least do this.

What are you talking about?

You're bringing the most precious dowry anyone could bring.

[woman] You saw what happened in the kitchen.

Bum Ho-ja yeosa-nim doesn't care about anyone

except her precious daughter-in-law and her baby.

That's all she cares about. Her bloodline.

[all laugh]

It's because she had a hard time conceiving the eldest son,

so please understand.

But I can assure you,

she'll protect that baby and you with her whole life, you see?

-So don't you worry about a thing. -[all chuckle]

-That's right. -Okay.

[woman] Your little one.

Of course she'll love her grandchild to bits.

[sighs]

[groans]

Should I go back to Seoul and give up?

[sighs]

Darn it.

It's incredible.

Oh God!

What a mess!

Oh, what should I do?

[gasps]

Eomeoni!

[ominous music playing]

[gasps]

Oh, this… this is, uh…

-[Ho-ja grunts] -[gasps]

Do you really believe I'd fall for your foolish games?

Um…

I was going to let you go in one piece for my son's sake,

but only if you came clean before the wedding.

But you didn't budge! You deceptive little liar!

How dare you do this!

-Get out of my house! -Oh!

I'm sorry, Eomeoni!

-Come on! -I'm sorry! I don't want to leave!

Eomeoni, please forgive me!

[straining]

-[Ho-ja] Stop resisting! -[Jae-mi] Eomeoni!

Help me out here!

-Wrap her. -[servants] Yes, ma'am!

-Wrap her up! -No! Please spare me! Eomeoni!

No! No! Ow, that hurts!

[muffled screams]

-[moaning loudly] -[indistinct chatter over TV]

[groaning]

-[gasps, pants] -[young woman on TV] Let me explain!

What are you all waiting for? Wrap her up and beat some sense into her!

Eomeoni! No, Eomeoni! Please spare me just this once!

You spiteful witch.

[young woman] Eomeoni! Please forgive me just this once.

-Eomeoni, please! -[old woman] Beat her!

[groaning]

[young woman shrieking] Eomeoni!

-Please! -[old woman] Harder.

-[breathing heavily] -[young woman] Eomeoni!

I'll end up dead if I marry her son. I'm going back to Seoul right now.

-[vibrating] -[woman screaming on TV]

MY LOVE

[crickets chirping]

[door creaks]

[breathing heavily]

[gasps]

-[women laughing] -[woman] All right, same here!

[mischievous music playing]

[panting]

[growls]

Shh!

-[whispers] Here. -[barks]

[chain rattles]

Nice.

[grunts]

[gasps]

[uplifting music playing]

[door creaking]

[gasps]

[traditional flute music playing]

[woman] Just look at you! You're stunning.

-I'm so proud of her. -Aw!

-She looks amazing. -Heung will be over the moon.

[indistinct chatter]

-[man 1] Oh, hello. -[man 2] Glad you made it.

[man 3] Thank you.

[man 4] You said you weren't well. I didn't think you'd come!

Well, the eldest son of the family is getting married.

Of course, I should be here.

[photographer] If you're ready, I'll take the photo.

[camera shutter clicks]

[laughing]

Yeah, I know.

-Handsome boy. -Nice to meet you.

-[woman] It looks great! -[sizzling]

-Ooh! -This is really heavy.

[excited chatter]

[man] Don't run, you rascals.

[clucking]

[Gal-ja] Who tied it like this?

Hey, kiddo, don't you touch that.

-Thank you! -[Gal-ja] That little brat!

Seriously!

-Get back here! -[clucking]

[squawks]

[chirping]

[gasps]

The chicken! Oh no! Oh no!

[intense music playing]

[squawking]

[Gal-ja] Don't run.

-[man] Watch out. -[chicken clucking]

[woman 1] You can do it! -[woman 2] Oh, it's getting away!

[all gasp]

Oh! Oh!

We're going to go and bring the groom to you.

[Jae-mi] Okay!

There. Not bad.

Oh! No pain.

You will be protected during the ceremony.

Mm-hmm. This will make bowing for 500 easier.

[chuckles and sighs]

Hmm! Pretty.

[footsteps approach]

-[door closes] -[Jae-mi clears throat]

[dramatic music playing]

You're pretty.

What are you doing here?

That's what I was wondering.

Hey, how did you manage to snag a family like this?

-Everything looks so majestic. -Why are you, um… [sighs]

Why are you here?

To get you. Let's get out of here.

Get lost before I call security.

Why? I'm sure you want to run away and not get married.

So I came to give you a hand.

I want you to leave. Get out.

[gasps]

If running away sounds bad, I kidnapped you, okay?

I always play the bad guy.

[gasps softly]

[raucous percussive music playing]

-Hurry! Hurry! Hi! -[camera shutter clicking]

Ah, it's your big day!

-[woman 1] You look great! -[woman 2] So handsome!

Yeah!

So handsome!

-[man 1] Congratulations! -[man 2] Congratulations!

You can slap me outside or whatever. Come on.

Go away! You want to get dragged out?

I'll yell.

[sighs]

You don't care?

About what?

That your pregnancy isn't true.

[gasps faintly]

How can you have a child with menopause?

[dramatic music playing]

I have no idea what you're saying.

I think you do.

You're committing a crime.

It's a scam, Jae-mi-ya.

You're blackmailing me?

I'm asking for your cooperation.

[dramatic piano music playing]

Come with me. Let's go.

[pensive music playing]

[sighs]

[man] All right!

[laughs]

["California Dreamin'" by the Mamas & the Papas playing]

-♪ All the leaves are brown ♪ -♪ All the leaves are brown ♪

-♪ And the sky is gray ♪ -♪ And the sky is gray ♪

-♪ I've been for a walk ♪ -♪ I've been for a walk ♪

-♪ On a winter's day ♪ -♪ On a winter's day ♪

-♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪ -♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪

-♪ If I was in LA ♪ -♪ If I was in LA ♪

-♪ California dreamin' ♪ -♪ California dreamin' ♪

♪ On such a winter's day ♪

♪ Stopped into a church ♪

♪ I passed along the way ♪

♪ Well, I got down on my knees ♪

♪ Got down on my knees ♪

-♪ And I began to pray ♪ -♪ I began to pray ♪

-♪ You know the preacher liked the cold ♪ -♪ Preacher liked the cold ♪

♪ He knows I'm gonna stay ♪

♪ Knows I'm gonna stay ♪

-♪ California dreamin' ♪ -♪ California dreamin' ♪

♪ On such a winter's day ♪

[music fades]

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