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♪ Oooh! ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah! ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, my mind
had been enabled ♪
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♪ In the memory
you overflow ♪
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♪ I wanna be
your superhero ♪
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♪ Even if I
tumble, fall ♪
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♪ I'm okay ♪
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♪ But I need you
desperately ♪
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♪ You know I need you
desperately ♪
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♪ I wanna be
your superhero ♪
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♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪
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♪ Oh yeah. ♪
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♪ I'm in the house ♪
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♪ I'm in
the motherfucking house... ♪
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You read a book a week?
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Some of them
don't even have pictures.
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I'm not... I'm not trying
to be insulting.
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I'm just impressed
if I read a book a month.
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I'm sure you have
bigger priorities.
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Okay, now you're insulting me.
I got it.
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How do I know that girl
Vince is talking to?
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No clue.
I've never seen her.
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Sure you have.
That's Sasha Grey.
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The porn star?!
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Oh yeah!
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And she did Soderbergh's movie,
so she's legit now.
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I read for that.
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- Yo, boys.
- Hey, Scotty!
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Hey, I want to thank you all for
the invite out with the internal crew.
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- It means a lot to me.
- Now that E can tolerate you.
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- You hear from Stamos?
- No. You believe it?
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The guy probably hasn't
even read the script yet.
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It's 40 pages.
How long could it take?
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Relax, Drama. If he doesn't call you
by tomorrow, I'll call him.
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- Thanks, E.
- Where's Vince?
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At the bar
talking to Sasha Grey.
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No.
The anal specialist, oh my God.
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- Turtle: Think Vince knows who she is?
- No way.
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- Maybe we should tell him.
- He'll find out later.
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Way more fun
coming from her.
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Actions do speak
louder than words.
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Oh God, I bet her ass
sings opera.
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I've never done the ass.
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- Really? Oh, you should.
- Is it that great?
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Are you kidding?
Vagina's my third favorite hole, bro.
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- Nice.
- What about you, E?
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- None of your business.
- That's a no.
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- You an ass virgin, E?
- Yeah, Drama, unlike you
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my ass
remains untouched.
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Wait a minute, E.
You've gotta try it at least once
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before you get married.
You have to!
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Aw, Sloan's not
that kind of girl.
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- And I mean that in a good way.
- I'm not talking about Sloan.
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You gotta find, like, a civilian broad.
Get it out of your system.
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It's not in my system,
so let's move on.
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I'd like to stay right here
for a second, E,
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and I say this
with all due respect...
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If it's about Sloan or her ass,
please don't say anything at all.
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You gotta do it
before you get married.
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You wait 10 years to ask, she's gonna think
it's because you're not happy.
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Why don't you guys just worry about
the ass you're not getting?
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- Please.
- I'm getting closer by the minute.
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- With what?
- A cute girl. Tell him.
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Yeah, she's cute,
but he ain't getting any closer.
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We made out all night.
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You made out all night where?
At the freshmen dance?
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It was a business meeting that
turned into a makeout session.
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Business he won't
tell us anything about.
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You'll hear about it
soon enough.
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- We're holding our breath.
- Guys, this is Sasha.
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All:
Hey, how you doing?
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I just want to say I loved you
in "The Girlfriend Experience. "
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- Thank you.
- How was working with Soderbergh?
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- Amazing.
- Yeah, I bet.
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If it makes you feel
any better
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I read for your old show "Five Towns"
and didn't get it.
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- It does actually.
- If the roles were reversed
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we could have watched Drama
in "The Boyfriend Experience. "
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And all the hard research
leading up to it.
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- She's funny, Vin.
- And she reads.
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Her porn name came from Oscar Wilde's
"The Picture of Dorian Gray. "
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- How hot is that?
- I guess he does know who she is.
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- We're gonna take off.
- Turtle/Drama: Later.
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He's got a big meeting tomorrow.
Don't keep him out too late.
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Don't worry about it.
We're going straight to bed.
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She's gonna give me
lessons in her craft.
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- That's fucked up.
- I got all her DVDs.
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I will give them to you so you can see
what you're missing tonight.
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Give them to E so he can see what
he's been missing his whole life.
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- Ow ow!
- Sorry, baby.
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- Why are you so angry?
- Do I seem angry?
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Sorry,
I am a little bit angry, baby.
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- It's Lizzie Grant.
- You were thinking about her
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while you were
having sex with me?
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You think
I'm happy about it?!
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Do you have some confession
to make or something?
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What? No, she's going after
my clients is all.
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Do you really think that she's a viable
candidate to replace you?
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Well, since the merger
and now with the NFL,
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I've... I've neglected
some of them.
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Yeah, you've been neglecting some
other people too.
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- Who?
- Are you kidding me?
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Baby, we were
just having sex.
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- You were having sex.
- Oh, come...
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that's what marriage is for,
so you can bang out your anger.
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- Oh my God.
- I'm sure you've done it to me, baby.
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You can't just
leave me like this. Come on!
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How am I gonna work?!
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Work yourself, Ari.
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Morning, Ari.
Why are you walking angry?
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Has Lizzie Grant contacted
any of your clients?
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No no no. But I heard she's
talking to Aaron Sorkin.
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I heard Jessica Simpson too.
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- Who is she working for?
- Lloyd: Mmmm.
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Okay, people,
we are at war here!
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Former colleague Lizzie Grant
is trying to take clients
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- from this agency.
- She called Mike Tyson.
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She's calling
the sports department.
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Okay, who is she working for?
CAA?
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ICM?
Let's make it simple.
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I have never allowed
any agent
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to leave and take
a client with them.
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I'm not about
to allow it to happen today.
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Any one of your clients,
I don't care how big or how small,
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if they're wavering, tell me.
I will personally go and talk to them.
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Jake!
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Yes, Ari?
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You're about to witness
what made me who I am today.
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Call Aaron Sorkin, Mike Tyson
and Jessica Simpson.
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Now!
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- Who should I start with?
- Figure it out.
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You want to take me to the Nuart
for a Godard double feature?
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- You could use some culture.
- Who the fuck are you?
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Just a cool chick
who likes art and sex.
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Mmm, I know that's not Drama's
crappy cooking I smell.
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I hope you like
pancakes.
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I like the way they smell,
so I'm sure I'll like the way they taste.
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- Hey look, I got Mickey Mouse.
- Aww.
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- What do you got for me?
- How about this one?
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- I'd prefer tits.
- That's fucking rude.
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- I'm kidding.
- She really is funny.
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- I think a sitcom's in my future.
- The next Mary Tyler Moore.
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What do you
got there, Turtle?
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- My future.
- Tequila?
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- Yep.
- Ooh, I love tequila.
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- Bust it open.
- Now?
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- What better way to start the day?
- Totally.
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- Okay.
- So this is the business?
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Well, I wanted you
to taste it first
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so you could tell me
if you think there is a business.
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Oh, E called... wanted to make sure you're
gonna be at your meeting on time.
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Tell him I'm not.
But I will be.
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Well, to a good meeting
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that will lead
to a great movie.
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- Movies. Sounds like a franchise.
- Let's hope.
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- You like?
- That's very good.
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- Very smooth.
- I'm not crazy, right? It's good shit.
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- No, so what do they want you to do?
- Promote.
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Oh, you can
definitely do that.
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Maybe you want to get
involved also?
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Sure. What do you
want me to do?
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- I'm gonna talk to E about that.
- Okay.
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Here's a good luck pancake.
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You are an artist.
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Cheers.
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Same.
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- One more.
- Yeah.
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- One more, one more.
- You're drinking all my stuff.
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Stamos is obviously not calling me,
so I need you to call him.
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- I already left word.
- Well, leave word again!
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- Because something's definitely up.
- Relax, Drama!
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I can't relax, E.
I got no job, no auditions, nothing.
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I will call again and as soon as I hear
something I will call you back.
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- Okay?
- Okay. Later.
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- Morning, Jennie.
- Morning.
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- Any word from Stamos yet?
- Uh, no, but...
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bizarrely enough,
Bob Saget is in your office.
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Why?
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- Hey, Bob.
- Hey, Eric.
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What kind of phone
do you use?
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A BlackBerry.
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BlackBerry?
Can I see it?
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- Why?
- I'm thinking of switching
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but I don't want to do anything rash,
so I want to see it first.
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- May I?
- Yeah sure.
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Thanks.
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- Christ.
- What?
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I have a BlackBerry, Eric.
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I just rolled through your calls.
You haven't changed your number.
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I called you four times this morning
and you ignored me.
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I just walked in the door.
You were going to be my first call.
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You think if I call you four times, it could
maybe be something important?
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I don't call anybody four times in a row
unless I'm trying to fuck them.
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Bob, I'm here now,
so what's so important?
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- Sloan's on the phone.
- Tell her I'll call her back, please?
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She sounds
a little freaked out.
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Gotta take this, Bob.
You know how it is.
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Oh, please, be my guest.
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Hello?
Everything okay?
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- This is awkward.
- What is?
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I wasn't snooping.
I was just on looking for our registry
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and happened to see your
search history on the computer.
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- Yeah, and?
- Did you Google anal sex?
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- Uh...
- I mean, I hope it was for me
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and not
someone else, 'cause...
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Well yeah, I mean,
of course it was for you.
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I just... I thought maybe...
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maybe you wanted to try it.
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E, we've tried it once.
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You couldn't look at me.
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You just kept patting me
on the head saying you were sorry.
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Well yeah, I know. I thought maybe we were
doing it wrong so I Googled the steps.
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Yeah, I read that.
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- Eric!
- Uh, Sloan, I have Bob Saget
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- in my office.
- Oh my God.
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- Am I on speaker?
- No, but could we, uh,
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could we talk
about this tonight?
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- Maybe.
- Maybe?
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Yeah, I might be
hiding from you tonight.
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Okay, I love you.
Bye.
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Love you.
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Were you just talking about
ass sex or something?
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- What can I do for you, Bob?
- I'll tell you what you can do for me, Eric.
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I read a script this morning...
a really great script.
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A friend gave it to me.
I want to do it.
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Okay, what is it?
I'll get right into it.
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I've already gotten into it.
Stamos sent it to me.
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Jesus.
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You sent it to Stamos?
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Stamos and I have been trying to do
something together since "Full House" ended.
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And now you... my manager
is trying to keep me from it?
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- Bob, that is not how it happened.
- I am perfect for this.
234
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,575
- Phil Yagoda thinks so also.
- You spoke to Phil Yagoda?
235
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,995
Yes, I did. Which means there's no
commission in this for you.
236
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,582
And I still may even fire you.
I'm weighing my options.
237
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,212
What I need really is
a steady respectable job.
238
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,340
Something 9:00 to 5:00,
you know?
239
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,675
- I need more structure in my life.
- I'm not following you.
240
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,594
Are you talking about
something in sales?
241
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,180
Because I think the intimidation factor
could work in your favor
242
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,182
- or it could be a liability.
- No no.
243
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,976
I want to do a real TV show.
A real one.
244
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,020
Okay...
245
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,980
- uh...
- Scripted scripted.
246
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,691
Scripted? Oh, I could see you being
like the next detective
247
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,568
- on like a "CSI," huh?
- No no.
248
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,695
I want to do
the black "Brady Bunch. "
249
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,198
I'm trying to rehab my image.
I want to dispense
250
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,368
some of this worldly wisdom that
I picked up on my journey in life.
251
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,537
Then if Bobby doesn't listen
to you, you bite his ear off.
252
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,125
- It was a joke, Mike.
- But it wasn't funny, Ari.
253
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,835
- Okay?
- Well...
254
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,963
- It just wasn't funny.
- Listen, I'm going to get into it.
255
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,840
I also have a call
into Todd Phillips
256
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,218
to make sure he puts you
in that "Hangover" sequel.
257
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,720
Hey, Todd Phillips knows not
to fuck me out of that sequel.
258
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,640
I need more money and I need
more talking time.
259
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,059
Listen, you got it.
I just need one thing from you.
260
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,311
I need a commitment
to this agency.
261
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,563
Don't fuck with me,
all right?
262
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,899
Let's not fuck each other.
There we go.
263
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,069
- All right, you got it, buddy.
- Ari, Jessica Simpson's on one.
264
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,696
Ooh, she'd be
a hot Carol Brady.
265
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,615
Show me you're working for me.
Show me.
266
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,743
Prove all that lip service
you've been giving me.
267
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,453
Jess, how are you?
268
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,580
Are you seriously trying
to summon me in for a meeting?
269
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,458
- What? No.
- I haven't heard from you in over a year
270
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,669
and your assistant said you want
me to come in for a meeting.
271
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,130
I would love for you
to come in for a meeting.
272
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,881
- Ask her.
- I just want to tell you
273
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,259
how sorry I am about
the loss of your dog.
274
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,886
- That was a year ago!
- It's still horrible.
275
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,139
And you never
called to say sorry.
276
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,183
Jess, I am... I am so...
I am so sorry.
277
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,145
- It's too late, Ari. I'm going with Lizzie.
- Go with her where?
278
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,855
CAA?
279
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,481
Jess?
280
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,860
- Ask!
- What do you think about doing a remake
281
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,279
of "The Brady Bunch"
with Mike Tyson
282
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,657
as Mike Brady?
You love it?
283
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:07,119
- Okay, that's fantastic.
- Money in the bank, baby.
284
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,291
- Are you nervous?
- No, because you're coming with me.
285
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,626
- Really?
- Unless you think you'll be bored?
286
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,170
I'm never bored.
287
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,921
Oh good, then you can be
my manager for the day.
288
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,506
Does that mean I get
to tell you what to do?
289
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,134
- You can try, but I don't always listen.
- Really?
290
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,970
- That the shirt you're gonna wear?
- No good?
291
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,848
I mean, it's cool, but you look a little
sloppy for a meeting.
292
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,895
I'll be right back.
293
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,855
I'll kill Bob Saget.
294
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,733
No, I'm serious.
I will actually kill him.
295
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,819
Did you talk to Phil
about this?
296
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,988
- He's not returning my calls.
- Then I'll kill Phil.
297
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,823
He's probably dealing
with the network.
298
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,867
You have to learn to be
a little patient, Drama.
299
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,453
- Have you at least heard from Stamos?
- Yes.
300
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,330
He loves it and he would
do it with you,
301
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,082
but he and Bob are best friends,
so what's he supposed to do?
302
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,752
It's not called "show friends,"
it's called "show business"!
303
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,670
- Drama, you need to calm down.
- No no.
304
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,756
You've got to get up
and get angry.
305
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,716
This script
was written for me
306
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,885
and Bob Saget steals it?!
307
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,350
He's a fucking dead man.
308
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,269
Drama, where are you going?
309
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,063
To talk to Saget!
310
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,857
- Don't do anything stupid.
- Do I ever?
311
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,944
Eric, Turtle's on the phone.
312
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,946
Put it through.
313
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,198
- Hey, what's going on?
- Are you busy?
314
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,534
- Yeah, kind of. What's up?
- I need a meeting.
315
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,785
- With who?
- With you.
316
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,370
- About what?
- About Vince.
317
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,539
Oh boy,
this doesn't sound good.
318
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,791
Don't be so negative.
I want to take you for lunch.
319
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,335
Just tell me what's going on.
I don't have time for lunch.
320
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,587
- Then I'll come there then.
- Don't come here!
321
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,381
- I'll see you in 20.
- Uh...
322
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,718
Lloyd:
It feels like old times.
323
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,721
- You want a demotion?
- Oh, Papa Ari is cranky
324
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,890
because he hasn't chased
clients in a while.
325
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,976
I'm not cranky.
I'm just in the zone.
326
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,270
- Hide the dog.
- He's a puppy, Ari.
327
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,814
- Look at the little guy.
- Hide the dog.
328
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,152
Look who it is... the guy
that used to be my agent.
329
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,071
- That's not nice.
- I'm on a tight schedule,
330
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,740
- so let's make the groveling quick.
- No groveling.
331
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,243
- Just a gift.
- Ta-da!
332
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,453
- What the hell?
- I know how devastated you were
333
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,915
after losing little Daisy, so I thought little
Rose here would ease the pain.
334
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,959
- You really are an asshole.
- I know.
335
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,296
I didn't call. I never called.
I don't deal well with death.
336
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,464
- Have you ever had a dog, Ari?
- I-I have one now.
337
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,134
You should know they're not like cars.
You don't just replace them.
338
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,511
- Look how fluffy she is.
- Hi, I'm fluffy.
339
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,431
- I've been talking to Lizzie.
- And who? Who's she with?
340
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,766
- She seems to get me.
- She's a teenager.
341
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,602
- And you clearly don't.
- Jess.
342
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,104
And Daisy was a Maltipoo.
That's just a poo.
343
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,940
Asshole.
344
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,861
- You got her the wrong breed?
- You gave me 30 minutes.
345
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,946
- That's all they had.
- Idiot.
346
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,740
Can I keep him?
I'm already attached.
347
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,327
I always wanted to fuck the Hulk
when I was younger.
348
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,953
- Is that weird?
- Uh, a little.
349
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,080
What about Aquaman?
You want to fuck him?
350
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,124
- I liked the sequel better.
- Pfft.
351
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,002
- I'm kidding.
- Look, the Shocker.
352
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,629
You're gross.
353
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,131
- Oh, and you're so innocent.
- You're sick. You're sick.
354
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,342
- You're an innocent girl, huh?
- You're sick.
355
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,595
Vince, Randall and Stan
are ready for you.
356
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,221
We're ready for them.
357
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,349
Yeah...
358
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,478
- Vinnie Chase!
- Hey, Randall.
359
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,021
- So good to see you again.
- You too.
360
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,940
- This is Sasha.
- And this is the man, the myth, the legend,
361
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,651
- Stan Lee.
- Hi.
362
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,819
- So nice to meet you, Stan.
- Oh, you as well.
363
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,573
And Sasha...
oh, you look familiar.
364
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,202
Well, Sasha just did Steven Soderbergh's
"The Girlfriend Experience. "
365
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,413
Oh, I didn't see that.
What else have you done?
366
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,416
- I've done a bunch of stuff.
- Really? Anything I've seen?
367
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,044
Uh, she's done
dozens of independents.
368
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,588
At your age?
Boy, that's terrific.
369
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,677
Get down here, Bob,
and take your beating.
370
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,012
Drama, you're acting insane.
Put the bat down.
371
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,306
Yeah, leave him alone.
Bob is a good man.
372
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,600
Yeah, a good man who's
trying to steal my life!
373
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,019
- I didn't steal anything!
- Oh yeah?
374
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,188
A guy writes
a script for me,
375
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,524
and you just swoop in
and take it?
376
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,569
Now get down here before
I start smashing cars!
377
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,072
Please don't hit the Volkswagen!
That one is mine.
378
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,533
Bob:
Who says he wrote it for you?
379
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,035
Roger Jay says.
380
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,871
- The writer?
- I know Roger, Drama.
381
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,040
He told that to everybody.
382
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,793
He gave it to me six months ago.
I just never opened it.
383
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,420
Yeah right!
384
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,380
Come inside.
We'll call Roger together.
385
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,091
- I'll prove it to you.
- Are you kidding?
386
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,552
My hand to God.
387
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,305
Jesus Christ.
388
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,392
I'll give you a blowjob
if it'll make you feel better.
389
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,437
What? I'm just trying
to make him feel better.
390
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,440
I've got Sunnin
coming in for lunch.
391
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,275
Great kebabs.
392
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,360
I don't want kebabs, Bob.
393
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,404
I want a life.
394
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,614
I'm sorry, Drama.
395
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,825
I really am.
396
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,327
- Are you out of your mind?
- You're not even listening to me.
397
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,788
I heard every word you said,
Turtle, not one of which I like.
398
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,582
- Why not?
- Because Vince isn't going
399
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,251
to be the face of some tequila company.
He's not Aunt Jemima.
400
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,962
You know, I could have just asked him,
skipped right over you.
401
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,714
And I appreciate that,
but still.
402
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,841
He just gave you 30 grand
for your car service.
403
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,384
The car service
ain't working.
404
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,762
I'm sorry about that.
I know how hard you tried.
405
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,097
Can you at least consider
how hard I would try on this?
406
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,266
Okay, I just got off the phone
with Randall Wallace.
407
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,518
- How'd the meeting go?
- Not great.
408
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,437
- Vince brought Sasha.
- Come on.
409
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,606
- Yeah, and apparently he was drunk.
- Drunk?
410
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,357
Vince?
411
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,611
I wasn't drunk.
412
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,696
Well, they said you
smelled like Mexico.
413
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,282
That's 'cause I had
some of Turtle's tequila for breakfast.
414
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,201
But I totally sobered up
before I got there.
415
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,286
I'm not dumb enough to go
to a meeting drunk, E.
416
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,456
Yeah, but you're dumb enough
to bring a porn star.
417
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,375
I told you. Stan Lee totally
knew who you were.
418
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,337
I know. I saw the moment when he
placed me... he turned beet red.
419
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,006
- All right, so what did he say?
- They'd like you for the movie,
420
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,134
but they've seen a lot of fuck-ups in this
town and they're concerned, Vince.
421
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,553
E, the truth is I had
a Vicodin this morning,
422
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,139
which I wouldn't have had
if I knew I'd be drinking.
423
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,976
- Why'd you take a Vicodin?
- My back... it's been hurting since the accident.
424
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,230
E, just tell him I'm fine.
I'll go back, I'll meet him again.
425
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,525
I told him you were fine. I also told him
we needed an offer immediately.
426
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,735
Oooh, I like
the aggressive attitude.
427
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,488
- All right, I'll talk to you later.
- Later.
428
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,202
Would you at least try this?
429
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,830
- I don't have to be involved?
- Yes.
430
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,540
I don't know why you're
being so aggressive.
431
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,416
I'm just...
is Andrew coming back?
432
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,502
Have we not a had a good
six months without him?
433
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,170
Just answer the fucking question.
434
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,673
No, he is not coming back.
He is a coke-fiend sex addict
435
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,801
who wrote checks out of this company's
account to buy hookers.
436
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,719
So no, he will never
work here again.
437
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,055
Addiction's a disease.
You have no sympathy.
438
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,266
I have sympathy.
I'm just trying to help your career.
439
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,725
My career's in great shape.
440
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,352
It's gotten even better
since you got here, right?
441
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,729
- I like that Lizzie.
- Well don't, because she's bad news.
442
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,357
If I've gotta have an agent,
why can't I have one who's attractive
443
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,527
- and bright and attractive?
- You know she's not gonna fuck you, right?
444
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,195
I'm certain that's not
what I meant.
445
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,155
- You know she fucked Andrew?
- Seriously?
446
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,074
That's what caused
his whole spiral.
447
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,202
It wasn't the drugs.
It was her evil pussy that lured him in.
448
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,787
That's why I have
no sympathy.
449
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,622
I know,
but you're still a douche
450
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,208
and I don't need your help
getting work or laid.
451
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,877
Where'd she go?
She go to UTA?
452
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,504
I'm... I'm sorry.
Ari, Jessica Simpson's here.
453
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,256
- Right now?
- Yes, what should I tell her?
454
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,341
Tell her I'll be with her
in one second.
455
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,428
I'm glad I'm leaving, that way you don't have
to end my meeting early for a pop star.
456
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:24,222
She acts as well,
by the way.
457
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,433
- Sorkin: She looks great.
- She looks perfect.
458
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,560
And she's single.
You know what John Mayer said about her.
459
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,937
- No, I don't and you're an animal.
- Sexual napalm.
460
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,981
You love the smell
of napalm in the morning.
461
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,108
- It smells like victory.
- All right.
462
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,570
Jessica!
You changed your mind.
463
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,071
- I'm working on her, Ari.
- Go.
464
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,407
I can't stop thinking about the dog.
I want him.
465
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,492
Come in, come in.
I want you to meet someone.
466
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,745
Jessica, this is
the great Aaron Sorkin.
467
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,955
- Hi, it's really nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
468
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,291
I saw the previews for
"The Social Network. " It looks great.
469
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,335
That's really nice of you to say...
and it's actually
470
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,462
- more than Ari's had to say about it.
- What are you talking about?
471
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,964
I'm now on Facebook because of you.
I got 600 friends.
472
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,674
And John Mayer's
not one of them.
473
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,927
How many of those friends
actually like you, Ari?
474
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,929
- I've set the over-under at none.
- Wow.
475
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,889
You two play off
each other really well.
476
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,808
I say you kids go to dinner
and possibly you write something
477
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,353
serious for her,
like Mariah in "Precious,"
478
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,855
only she's younger and Southern.
It'll be amazing.
479
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,108
- I may have a better idea. Are you free?
- Yeah, absolutely.
480
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,110
- I want the dog.
- I want a commitment
481
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,780
from both of you that you will
stay with this agency.
482
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,491
- For now.
- Where's the dog?
483
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,242
Lloyd!
484
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,998
- Isn't he delicious?
- Find something else to cook for dinner.
485
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,625
- Jessica's taking him.
- No...
486
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,961
- Here we go, honey.
- Hi.
487
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,212
- Huh?
- Hi.
488
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,297
Perfection.
Take a picture, Lloyd.
489
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,008
Take a picture.
Look at that.
490
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,802
Any word when he'll be in?
491
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,846
He hasn't checked in.
I'm sorry, you really should go.
492
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,557
- I got nowhere to be.
- What are you doing here, Drama?
493
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,726
I'm not doing anything.
What are you doing here?
494
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,979
I came here to make sure
you didn't do anything stupid.
495
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,314
- Phil's not here.
- Yeah, I know. I spoke to him.
496
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,732
Where is he?
497
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,859
He's been battling
with the network all day.
498
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,821
They want Saget.
499
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,824
- I wish I could've done more.
- I'm not mad at you, E.
500
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,785
I'm not even mad at Saget.
501
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,247
It's that piece-of-shit writer
I want dead.
502
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,832
You just gotta let it go.
503
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,334
I mean, you were too good-looking
for that part anyway.
504
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,045
- Yeah.
- What part was that?
505
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,095
♪ First off,
it's the righteous baby... ♪
506
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,681
- Go!
- ♪ See how some girls go crazy... ♪
507
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,559
You're too good.
508
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,936
- Hey, Turtle.
- What up?
509
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,063
I gotta say
I'm loving this tequila.
510
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,940
We're gonna have
to get some more.
511
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,317
That may have been
the last case.
512
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,611
Bummer!
Why?
513
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,282
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
514
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,035
E says you had a rough day.
Are you okay?
515
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,704
- Don't I look okay?
- Yeah.
516
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,706
- I guess you do.
- Well, good!
517
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,542
Come, drink!
Tell us your troubles.
518
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,091
Jesus, what are you
doing here?
519
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,428
I saved the most important
meeting of the day for last.
520
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,929
- Well, you seem happy.
- I am.
521
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,556
I set out to conquer
and I did.
522
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,517
- It seems I can still hustle.
- You haven't sold me yet.
523
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,604
- Let me show you how much you mean to me.
- Maybe I want to hear it.
524
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,106
I... ba... can we do it after?
I can't focus.
525
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,233
I still have blue balls
from this morning.
526
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,903
- You lost your hustle.
- I love you.
527
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,907
You are the most important
person in the world to me.
528
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,743
I'm sorry that
I take you for granted.
529
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,246
I owe everything to you
and you're beautiful.
530
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,124
Okay, you can tell me more
after we're done.
531
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,629
- Wow.
- Mmm.
532
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,138
Please stop ringing.
533
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,390
What are you
doing, baby?
534
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,684
I'm giving you a taste
of your own medicine.
535
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,604
- Hello?
- Hi, I have Amanda Daniels calling for Ari.
536
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,315
Just a second.
Amanda Daniels.
537
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,029
Hello.
538
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,615
- Good evening, Ari.
- Please don't tell me you're the one
539
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,326
who picked up the stray Lizzie
from the harsh gutter of life.
540
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,954
I couldn't believe someone who's always
had such an eye for talent
541
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,747
was willing to let her go.
542
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,375
I think your eye has
grown cataracts,
543
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,460
because as you've seen
by the day's events,
544
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,796
anyone she wants or has,
545
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,466
be it a sitcom actor
or a circus freak, I'm going after.
546
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,718
Well, she's going
after you too, Ari.
547
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,971
- And I'm gonna help her.
- How's that?
548
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,973
I've been watching Lizzie
for a while.
549
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,559
I actually offered her
a job six months ago.
550
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:41,396
She turned me down, said the future
looked very bright with you.
551
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:45,900
I said, okay, perhaps. But in case
you're wrong, just keep a journal,
552
00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,279
write down everything
that goes on over there.
553
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:52,365
- So she did.
- So what?
554
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,368
So I'm going to make your life miserable
like you once made mine.
555
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,578
Good night, Ari.
556
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,833
- What was that all about?
- Nothing. Baby, let's go back to us.
557
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,002
- Are you angry?
- Uh-huh.
558
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,504
I think I'll take
a rain check.
559
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,553
I've already disappointed
enough people today.
560
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,972
- We don't have to do this.
- Don't move.
561
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,308
It says I move, you stay.
562
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,143
I'm staying.
563
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,854
You sure we shouldn't go back
and spend a little more time on step one?
564
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,939
- Shut up.
- Sorry.
565
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,735
- Is it in?
- Yes.
566
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,486
- You sure?
- Shhh.
567
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,868
- Are you kidding?
- What?
568
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,370
I just want you to take your time.
I don't want to bug you.
569
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,331
Focus.
570
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,124
You're mean.
571
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,877
- Ow!
- Seriously?
572
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,338
- You're strangling it!
- Deal.
573
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,423
- We are going to do this.
- We don't have to.
574
00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,425
Don't be a pussy.
575
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,638
Ow, motherfucker!
576
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,140
- Oh my God, I am so sorry.
- Why did you do that?
577
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,725
Well, you called me a pussy.
578
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,648
What are we doing?
579
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,442
I don't know. I like your vagina.
Is that so wrong?
580
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,277
No.
581
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:16,074
Oh my God,
I need another shot.
582
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,117
Pour me one too.
583
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,411
Are you sure you're okay?
584
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,414
Uh, no.
Here's your phone.
585
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,500
I'll be lying here
recovering.
586
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,835
- Hey, what's up, Vince?
- Don't be mad, E.
587
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,505
- This doesn't sound good.
- Turtle did not betray you.
588
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:33,091
- I got it out of him.
- Are you drunk again?
589
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,301
No no no, it's not drunk.
It's like a high.
590
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:38,137
This tequila's
special and...
591
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,681
I want to be involved.
592
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,432
Can we talk
about this tomorrow?
593
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,268
There's nothing
to talk about, E.
594
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,688
We take care of our own
and Turtle is one of ours.
595
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,940
Good night.
596
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,569
You look like I feel.
597
00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:57,699
♪ I'm about to hit
this road again ♪
598
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,784
♪ Put it in, show them
how to rock out ♪
599
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,287
♪ That's how it all begins,
drama teens ♪
600
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,706
♪ Stop when I roll out,
that's just my life, you dig? ♪
601
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,666
♪ Fall in love as soon
as I fall out ♪
602
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,251
♪ This time it's different ♪
603
00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,211
♪ Like front row to a show,
but it's sold out ♪
604
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,796
♪ Got me scared
to leave my seat ♪
605
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,589
♪ Gotta hit
this road to eat ♪
606
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,216
♪ Is this how real love
should feel? ♪
607
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,385
♪ Got a pimp thinking he can
get off these streets ♪
608
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:18,886
♪ And off these freaks
and more at home ♪
609
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,638
♪ I wonder if she think
about me when I'm gone ♪
610
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,849
♪ Why the hell is she ain't
answering her phone? ♪
611
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:25,101
♪ Is she all alone?
Should I feel ♪
612
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:28,896
♪ Ashamed because ♪
613
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,190
♪ Damn, I'm only human? ♪
614
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,235
♪ I take the blame ♪
615
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,987
♪ For love ♪
616
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,239
♪ Whatever happens happens ♪
617
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,074
♪ Don't give it away ♪
618
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,243
♪ Hope you think about me ♪
619
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,163
♪ B-b-but whatever happens
happens ♪
620
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,664
♪ Don't give it away ♪
621
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,916
♪ Hope you think about me ♪
622
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,668
♪ Don't give it away ♪
623
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,503
♪ Don't-don't...
don't give it away ♪
624
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,047
♪ This love-hate made me
hate to love ♪
625
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,341
♪ Why should I testify,
my thug? ♪
626
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,551
♪ She treats it like
a drug, but me? ♪
627
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,304
♪ I'd rather get high
on something I can roll on. ♪
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