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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,347 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 2 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,185 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 3 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,354 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 4 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,691 ♪ Yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 5 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,943 ♪ In the memory you overflow ♪ 6 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:29,445 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 7 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,531 ♪ Even if I tumble, fall ♪ 8 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,867 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,163 ♪ But I need you desperately ♪ 10 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:44,711 ♪ You know I need you desperately ♪ 11 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,095 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 12 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪ 13 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,905 ♪ Oh yeah. ♪ 14 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,749 ♪ I'm in the house ♪ 15 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,418 ♪ I'm in the motherfucking house... ♪ 16 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,755 You read a book a week? 17 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,840 Some of them don't even have pictures. 18 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,884 I'm not... I'm not trying to be insulting. 19 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,761 I'm just impressed if I read a book a month. 20 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,221 I'm sure you have bigger priorities. 21 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,766 Okay, now you're insulting me. I got it. 22 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,019 How do I know that girl Vince is talking to? 23 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:44,896 No clue. I've never seen her. 24 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:47,315 Sure you have. That's Sasha Grey. 25 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,317 The porn star?! 26 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,444 Oh yeah! 27 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,530 And she did Soderbergh's movie, so she's legit now. 28 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,324 I read for that. 29 00:01:56,492 --> 00:02:00,036 - Yo, boys. - Hey, Scotty! 30 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:03,039 Hey, I want to thank you all for the invite out with the internal crew. 31 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,541 - It means a lot to me. - Now that E can tolerate you. 32 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,627 - You hear from Stamos? - No. You believe it? 33 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,796 The guy probably hasn't even read the script yet. 34 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,631 It's 40 pages. How long could it take? 35 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,133 Relax, Drama. If he doesn't call you by tomorrow, I'll call him. 36 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,635 - Thanks, E. - Where's Vince? 37 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,137 At the bar talking to Sasha Grey. 38 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:21,349 No. The anal specialist, oh my God. 39 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:24,310 - Turtle: Think Vince knows who she is? - No way. 40 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,521 - Maybe we should tell him. - He'll find out later. 41 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,022 Way more fun coming from her. 42 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,525 Actions do speak louder than words. 43 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,693 Oh God, I bet her ass sings opera. 44 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,154 I've never done the ass. 45 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,824 - Really? Oh, you should. - Is it that great? 46 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,077 Are you kidding? Vagina's my third favorite hole, bro. 47 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:43,246 - Nice. - What about you, E? 48 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,290 - None of your business. - That's a no. 49 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,459 - You an ass virgin, E? - Yeah, Drama, unlike you 50 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,127 my ass remains untouched. 51 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,338 Wait a minute, E. You've gotta try it at least once 52 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,131 before you get married. You have to! 53 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,800 Aw, Sloan's not that kind of girl. 54 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,636 - And I mean that in a good way. - I'm not talking about Sloan. 55 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,430 You gotta find, like, a civilian broad. Get it out of your system. 56 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,683 It's not in my system, so let's move on. 57 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,435 I'd like to stay right here for a second, E, 58 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,354 and I say this with all due respect... 59 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,774 If it's about Sloan or her ass, please don't say anything at all. 60 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,943 You gotta do it before you get married. 61 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,196 You wait 10 years to ask, she's gonna think it's because you're not happy. 62 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,824 Why don't you guys just worry about the ass you're not getting? 63 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,618 - Please. - I'm getting closer by the minute. 64 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,912 - With what? - A cute girl. Tell him. 65 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,998 Yeah, she's cute, but he ain't getting any closer. 66 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,500 We made out all night. 67 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,961 You made out all night where? At the freshmen dance? 68 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,463 It was a business meeting that turned into a makeout session. 69 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,382 Business he won't tell us anything about. 70 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,301 You'll hear about it soon enough. 71 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,262 - We're holding our breath. - Guys, this is Sasha. 72 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,139 All: Hey, how you doing? 73 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:46,058 I just want to say I loved you in "The Girlfriend Experience. " 74 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,019 - Thank you. - How was working with Soderbergh? 75 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,062 - Amazing. - Yeah, I bet. 76 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,522 If it makes you feel any better 77 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,900 I read for your old show "Five Towns" and didn't get it. 78 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,736 - It does actually. - If the roles were reversed 79 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,238 we could have watched Drama in "The Boyfriend Experience. " 80 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,198 And all the hard research leading up to it. 81 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,243 - She's funny, Vin. - And she reads. 82 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,830 Her porn name came from Oscar Wilde's "The Picture of Dorian Gray. " 83 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,416 - How hot is that? - I guess he does know who she is. 84 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,587 - We're gonna take off. - Turtle/Drama: Later. 85 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,672 He's got a big meeting tomorrow. Don't keep him out too late. 86 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:18,549 Don't worry about it. We're going straight to bed. 87 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,468 She's gonna give me lessons in her craft. 88 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:22,803 - That's fucked up. - I got all her DVDs. 89 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,765 I will give them to you so you can see what you're missing tonight. 90 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,935 Give them to E so he can see what he's been missing his whole life. 91 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,855 - Ow ow! - Sorry, baby. 92 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,816 - Why are you so angry? - Do I seem angry? 93 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,529 Sorry, I am a little bit angry, baby. 94 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,950 - It's Lizzie Grant. - You were thinking about her 95 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,701 while you were having sex with me? 96 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,495 You think I'm happy about it?! 97 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:49,747 Do you have some confession to make or something? 98 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,708 What? No, she's going after my clients is all. 99 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:56,128 Do you really think that she's a viable candidate to replace you? 100 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,965 Well, since the merger and now with the NFL, 101 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,883 I've... I've neglected some of them. 102 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,219 Yeah, you've been neglecting some other people too. 103 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,554 - Who? - Are you kidding me? 104 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,390 Baby, we were just having sex. 105 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,184 - You were having sex. - Oh, come... 106 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,103 that's what marriage is for, so you can bang out your anger. 107 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:14,730 - Oh my God. - I'm sure you've done it to me, baby. 108 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,400 You can't just leave me like this. Come on! 109 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:19,652 How am I gonna work?! 110 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,113 Work yourself, Ari. 111 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,286 Morning, Ari. Why are you walking angry? 112 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,497 Has Lizzie Grant contacted any of your clients? 113 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,791 No no no. But I heard she's talking to Aaron Sorkin. 114 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,501 I heard Jessica Simpson too. 115 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,503 - Who is she working for? - Lloyd: Mmmm. 116 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,506 Okay, people, we are at war here! 117 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:44,218 Former colleague Lizzie Grant is trying to take clients 118 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,679 - from this agency. - She called Mike Tyson. 119 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,681 She's calling the sports department. 120 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,183 Okay, who is she working for? CAA? 121 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,769 ICM? Let's make it simple. 122 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,439 I have never allowed any agent 123 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,607 to leave and take a client with them. 124 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,609 I'm not about to allow it to happen today. 125 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,739 Any one of your clients, I don't care how big or how small, 126 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:08,868 if they're wavering, tell me. I will personally go and talk to them. 127 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,870 Jake! 128 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,247 Yes, Ari? 129 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,125 You're about to witness what made me who I am today. 130 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:19,128 Call Aaron Sorkin, Mike Tyson and Jessica Simpson. 131 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,337 Now! 132 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,090 - Who should I start with? - Figure it out. 133 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,511 You want to take me to the Nuart for a Godard double feature? 134 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,056 - You could use some culture. - Who the fuck are you? 135 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,267 Just a cool chick who likes art and sex. 136 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,729 Mmm, I know that's not Drama's crappy cooking I smell. 137 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,773 I hope you like pancakes. 138 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,609 I like the way they smell, so I'm sure I'll like the way they taste. 139 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,944 - Hey look, I got Mickey Mouse. - Aww. 140 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,239 - What do you got for me? - How about this one? 141 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,076 - I'd prefer tits. - That's fucking rude. 142 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,663 - I'm kidding. - She really is funny. 143 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,917 - I think a sitcom's in my future. - The next Mary Tyler Moore. 144 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,627 What do you got there, Turtle? 145 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,796 - My future. - Tequila? 146 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,507 - Yep. - Ooh, I love tequila. 147 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,425 - Bust it open. - Now? 148 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,761 - What better way to start the day? - Totally. 149 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,888 - Okay. - So this is the business? 150 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,390 Well, I wanted you to taste it first 151 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,810 so you could tell me if you think there is a business. 152 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,145 Oh, E called... wanted to make sure you're gonna be at your meeting on time. 153 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,482 Tell him I'm not. But I will be. 154 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,651 Well, to a good meeting 155 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,486 that will lead to a great movie. 156 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,781 - Movies. Sounds like a franchise. - Let's hope. 157 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,410 - You like? - That's very good. 158 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,746 - Very smooth. - I'm not crazy, right? It's good shit. 159 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,998 - No, so what do they want you to do? - Promote. 160 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,959 Oh, you can definitely do that. 161 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,961 Maybe you want to get involved also? 162 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,963 Sure. What do you want me to do? 163 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,882 - I'm gonna talk to E about that. - Okay. 164 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,135 Here's a good luck pancake. 165 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,053 You are an artist. 166 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,139 Cheers. 167 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,807 Same. 168 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,394 - One more. - Yeah. 169 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,229 - One more, one more. - You're drinking all my stuff. 170 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:03,649 Stamos is obviously not calling me, so I need you to call him. 171 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,693 - I already left word. - Well, leave word again! 172 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,320 - Because something's definitely up. - Relax, Drama! 173 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,031 I can't relax, E. I got no job, no auditions, nothing. 174 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,326 I will call again and as soon as I hear something I will call you back. 175 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,538 - Okay? - Okay. Later. 176 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,416 - Morning, Jennie. - Morning. 177 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,751 - Any word from Stamos yet? - Uh, no, but... 178 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,254 bizarrely enough, Bob Saget is in your office. 179 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,173 Why? 180 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,513 - Hey, Bob. - Hey, Eric. 181 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,433 What kind of phone do you use? 182 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,518 A BlackBerry. 183 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,020 BlackBerry? Can I see it? 184 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,897 - Why? - I'm thinking of switching 185 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,691 but I don't want to do anything rash, so I want to see it first. 186 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,234 - May I? - Yeah sure. 187 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,361 Thanks. 188 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,782 - Christ. - What? 189 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,743 I have a BlackBerry, Eric. 190 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:57,953 I just rolled through your calls. You haven't changed your number. 191 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,706 I called you four times this morning and you ignored me. 192 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,667 I just walked in the door. You were going to be my first call. 193 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:07,504 You think if I call you four times, it could maybe be something important? 194 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,133 I don't call anybody four times in a row unless I'm trying to fuck them. 195 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,093 Bob, I'm here now, so what's so important? 196 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,471 - Sloan's on the phone. - Tell her I'll call her back, please? 197 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,306 She sounds a little freaked out. 198 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,726 Gotta take this, Bob. You know how it is. 199 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,269 Oh, please, be my guest. 200 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,899 Hello? Everything okay? 201 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,817 - This is awkward. - What is? 202 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:32,571 I wasn't snooping. I was just on looking for our registry 203 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,950 and happened to see your search history on the computer. 204 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,911 - Yeah, and? - Did you Google anal sex? 205 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,291 - Uh... - I mean, I hope it was for me 206 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,584 and not someone else, 'cause... 207 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,753 Well yeah, I mean, of course it was for you. 208 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,755 I just... I thought maybe... 209 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,423 maybe you wanted to try it. 210 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,093 E, we've tried it once. 211 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,970 You couldn't look at me. 212 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:59,139 You just kept patting me on the head saying you were sorry. 213 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:03,018 Well yeah, I know. I thought maybe we were doing it wrong so I Googled the steps. 214 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,353 Yeah, I read that. 215 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:08,774 - Eric! - Uh, Sloan, I have Bob Saget 216 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,776 - in my office. - Oh my God. 217 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,612 - Am I on speaker? - No, but could we, uh, 218 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,531 could we talk about this tonight? 219 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,741 - Maybe. - Maybe? 220 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,785 Yeah, I might be hiding from you tonight. 221 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,787 Okay, I love you. Bye. 222 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,872 Love you. 223 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,128 Were you just talking about ass sex or something? 224 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,258 - What can I do for you, Bob? - I'll tell you what you can do for me, Eric. 225 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:37,303 I read a script this morning... a really great script. 226 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,221 A friend gave it to me. I want to do it. 227 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,015 Okay, what is it? I'll get right into it. 228 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,017 I've already gotten into it. Stamos sent it to me. 229 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,643 Jesus. 230 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,520 You sent it to Stamos? 231 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:50,316 Stamos and I have been trying to do something together since "Full House" ended. 232 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,943 And now you... my manager is trying to keep me from it? 233 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:56,280 - Bob, that is not how it happened. - I am perfect for this. 234 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,575 - Phil Yagoda thinks so also. - You spoke to Phil Yagoda? 235 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,995 Yes, I did. Which means there's no commission in this for you. 236 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,582 And I still may even fire you. I'm weighing my options. 237 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,212 What I need really is a steady respectable job. 238 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,340 Something 9:00 to 5:00, you know? 239 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,675 - I need more structure in my life. - I'm not following you. 240 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,594 Are you talking about something in sales? 241 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,180 Because I think the intimidation factor could work in your favor 242 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,182 - or it could be a liability. - No no. 243 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,976 I want to do a real TV show. A real one. 244 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,020 Okay... 245 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,980 - uh... - Scripted scripted. 246 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,691 Scripted? Oh, I could see you being like the next detective 247 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,568 - on like a "CSI," huh? - No no. 248 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,695 I want to do the black "Brady Bunch. " 249 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,198 I'm trying to rehab my image. I want to dispense 250 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,368 some of this worldly wisdom that I picked up on my journey in life. 251 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,537 Then if Bobby doesn't listen to you, you bite his ear off. 252 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,125 - It was a joke, Mike. - But it wasn't funny, Ari. 253 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,835 - Okay? - Well... 254 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,963 - It just wasn't funny. - Listen, I'm going to get into it. 255 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,840 I also have a call into Todd Phillips 256 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,218 to make sure he puts you in that "Hangover" sequel. 257 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,720 Hey, Todd Phillips knows not to fuck me out of that sequel. 258 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,640 I need more money and I need more talking time. 259 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,059 Listen, you got it. I just need one thing from you. 260 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,311 I need a commitment to this agency. 261 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,563 Don't fuck with me, all right? 262 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,899 Let's not fuck each other. There we go. 263 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,069 - All right, you got it, buddy. - Ari, Jessica Simpson's on one. 264 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,696 Ooh, she'd be a hot Carol Brady. 265 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,615 Show me you're working for me. Show me. 266 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,743 Prove all that lip service you've been giving me. 267 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,453 Jess, how are you? 268 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,580 Are you seriously trying to summon me in for a meeting? 269 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,458 - What? No. - I haven't heard from you in over a year 270 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,669 and your assistant said you want me to come in for a meeting. 271 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,130 I would love for you to come in for a meeting. 272 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,881 - Ask her. - I just want to tell you 273 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,259 how sorry I am about the loss of your dog. 274 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,886 - That was a year ago! - It's still horrible. 275 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,139 And you never called to say sorry. 276 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,183 Jess, I am... I am so... I am so sorry. 277 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,145 - It's too late, Ari. I'm going with Lizzie. - Go with her where? 278 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,855 CAA? 279 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,481 Jess? 280 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,860 - Ask! - What do you think about doing a remake 281 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,279 of "The Brady Bunch" with Mike Tyson 282 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,657 as Mike Brady? You love it? 283 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:07,119 - Okay, that's fantastic. - Money in the bank, baby. 284 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,291 - Are you nervous? - No, because you're coming with me. 285 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,626 - Really? - Unless you think you'll be bored? 286 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,170 I'm never bored. 287 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,921 Oh good, then you can be my manager for the day. 288 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,506 Does that mean I get to tell you what to do? 289 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,134 - You can try, but I don't always listen. - Really? 290 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,970 - That the shirt you're gonna wear? - No good? 291 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,848 I mean, it's cool, but you look a little sloppy for a meeting. 292 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,895 I'll be right back. 293 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,855 I'll kill Bob Saget. 294 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,733 No, I'm serious. I will actually kill him. 295 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,819 Did you talk to Phil about this? 296 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,988 - He's not returning my calls. - Then I'll kill Phil. 297 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,823 He's probably dealing with the network. 298 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,867 You have to learn to be a little patient, Drama. 299 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,453 - Have you at least heard from Stamos? - Yes. 300 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,330 He loves it and he would do it with you, 301 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,082 but he and Bob are best friends, so what's he supposed to do? 302 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,752 It's not called "show friends," it's called "show business"! 303 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,670 - Drama, you need to calm down. - No no. 304 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,756 You've got to get up and get angry. 305 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,716 This script was written for me 306 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,885 and Bob Saget steals it?! 307 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,350 He's a fucking dead man. 308 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,269 Drama, where are you going? 309 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,063 To talk to Saget! 310 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,857 - Don't do anything stupid. - Do I ever? 311 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,944 Eric, Turtle's on the phone. 312 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,946 Put it through. 313 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,198 - Hey, what's going on? - Are you busy? 314 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,534 - Yeah, kind of. What's up? - I need a meeting. 315 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,785 - With who? - With you. 316 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,370 - About what? - About Vince. 317 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,539 Oh boy, this doesn't sound good. 318 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,791 Don't be so negative. I want to take you for lunch. 319 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,335 Just tell me what's going on. I don't have time for lunch. 320 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,587 - Then I'll come there then. - Don't come here! 321 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,381 - I'll see you in 20. - Uh... 322 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,718 Lloyd: It feels like old times. 323 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,721 - You want a demotion? - Oh, Papa Ari is cranky 324 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,890 because he hasn't chased clients in a while. 325 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,976 I'm not cranky. I'm just in the zone. 326 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,270 - Hide the dog. - He's a puppy, Ari. 327 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,814 - Look at the little guy. - Hide the dog. 328 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,152 Look who it is... the guy that used to be my agent. 329 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,071 - That's not nice. - I'm on a tight schedule, 330 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,740 - so let's make the groveling quick. - No groveling. 331 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,243 - Just a gift. - Ta-da! 332 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,453 - What the hell? - I know how devastated you were 333 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,915 after losing little Daisy, so I thought little Rose here would ease the pain. 334 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,959 - You really are an asshole. - I know. 335 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,296 I didn't call. I never called. I don't deal well with death. 336 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,464 - Have you ever had a dog, Ari? - I-I have one now. 337 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,134 You should know they're not like cars. You don't just replace them. 338 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,511 - Look how fluffy she is. - Hi, I'm fluffy. 339 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,431 - I've been talking to Lizzie. - And who? Who's she with? 340 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,766 - She seems to get me. - She's a teenager. 341 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,602 - And you clearly don't. - Jess. 342 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,104 And Daisy was a Maltipoo. That's just a poo. 343 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,940 Asshole. 344 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,861 - You got her the wrong breed? - You gave me 30 minutes. 345 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,946 - That's all they had. - Idiot. 346 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,740 Can I keep him? I'm already attached. 347 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,327 I always wanted to fuck the Hulk when I was younger. 348 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,953 - Is that weird? - Uh, a little. 349 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,080 What about Aquaman? You want to fuck him? 350 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,124 - I liked the sequel better. - Pfft. 351 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,002 - I'm kidding. - Look, the Shocker. 352 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,629 You're gross. 353 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,131 - Oh, and you're so innocent. - You're sick. You're sick. 354 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,342 - You're an innocent girl, huh? - You're sick. 355 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,595 Vince, Randall and Stan are ready for you. 356 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,221 We're ready for them. 357 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,349 Yeah... 358 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,478 - Vinnie Chase! - Hey, Randall. 359 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,021 - So good to see you again. - You too. 360 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,940 - This is Sasha. - And this is the man, the myth, the legend, 361 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,651 - Stan Lee. - Hi. 362 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,819 - So nice to meet you, Stan. - Oh, you as well. 363 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,573 And Sasha... oh, you look familiar. 364 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,202 Well, Sasha just did Steven Soderbergh's "The Girlfriend Experience. " 365 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,413 Oh, I didn't see that. What else have you done? 366 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,416 - I've done a bunch of stuff. - Really? Anything I've seen? 367 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,044 Uh, she's done dozens of independents. 368 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,588 At your age? Boy, that's terrific. 369 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,677 Get down here, Bob, and take your beating. 370 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,012 Drama, you're acting insane. Put the bat down. 371 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,306 Yeah, leave him alone. Bob is a good man. 372 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,600 Yeah, a good man who's trying to steal my life! 373 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,019 - I didn't steal anything! - Oh yeah? 374 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,188 A guy writes a script for me, 375 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,524 and you just swoop in and take it? 376 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,569 Now get down here before I start smashing cars! 377 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,072 Please don't hit the Volkswagen! That one is mine. 378 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,533 Bob: Who says he wrote it for you? 379 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,035 Roger Jay says. 380 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,871 - The writer? - I know Roger, Drama. 381 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,040 He told that to everybody. 382 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,793 He gave it to me six months ago. I just never opened it. 383 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,420 Yeah right! 384 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,380 Come inside. We'll call Roger together. 385 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,091 - I'll prove it to you. - Are you kidding? 386 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,552 My hand to God. 387 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,305 Jesus Christ. 388 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,392 I'll give you a blowjob if it'll make you feel better. 389 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,437 What? I'm just trying to make him feel better. 390 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,440 I've got Sunnin coming in for lunch. 391 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,275 Great kebabs. 392 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,360 I don't want kebabs, Bob. 393 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,404 I want a life. 394 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,614 I'm sorry, Drama. 395 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,825 I really am. 396 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,327 - Are you out of your mind? - You're not even listening to me. 397 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,788 I heard every word you said, Turtle, not one of which I like. 398 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,582 - Why not? - Because Vince isn't going 399 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,251 to be the face of some tequila company. He's not Aunt Jemima. 400 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,962 You know, I could have just asked him, skipped right over you. 401 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,714 And I appreciate that, but still. 402 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,841 He just gave you 30 grand for your car service. 403 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,384 The car service ain't working. 404 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,762 I'm sorry about that. I know how hard you tried. 405 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,097 Can you at least consider how hard I would try on this? 406 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,266 Okay, I just got off the phone with Randall Wallace. 407 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,518 - How'd the meeting go? - Not great. 408 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,437 - Vince brought Sasha. - Come on. 409 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,606 - Yeah, and apparently he was drunk. - Drunk? 410 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,357 Vince? 411 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,611 I wasn't drunk. 412 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,696 Well, they said you smelled like Mexico. 413 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,282 That's 'cause I had some of Turtle's tequila for breakfast. 414 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,201 But I totally sobered up before I got there. 415 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,286 I'm not dumb enough to go to a meeting drunk, E. 416 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,456 Yeah, but you're dumb enough to bring a porn star. 417 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,375 I told you. Stan Lee totally knew who you were. 418 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,337 I know. I saw the moment when he placed me... he turned beet red. 419 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,006 - All right, so what did he say? - They'd like you for the movie, 420 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,134 but they've seen a lot of fuck-ups in this town and they're concerned, Vince. 421 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,553 E, the truth is I had a Vicodin this morning, 422 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,139 which I wouldn't have had if I knew I'd be drinking. 423 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,976 - Why'd you take a Vicodin? - My back... it's been hurting since the accident. 424 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,230 E, just tell him I'm fine. I'll go back, I'll meet him again. 425 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,525 I told him you were fine. I also told him we needed an offer immediately. 426 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,735 Oooh, I like the aggressive attitude. 427 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,488 - All right, I'll talk to you later. - Later. 428 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,202 Would you at least try this? 429 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,830 - I don't have to be involved? - Yes. 430 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,540 I don't know why you're being so aggressive. 431 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,416 I'm just... is Andrew coming back? 432 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,502 Have we not a had a good six months without him? 433 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,170 Just answer the fucking question. 434 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,673 No, he is not coming back. He is a coke-fiend sex addict 435 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,801 who wrote checks out of this company's account to buy hookers. 436 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:39,719 So no, he will never work here again. 437 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:42,055 Addiction's a disease. You have no sympathy. 438 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,266 I have sympathy. I'm just trying to help your career. 439 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,725 My career's in great shape. 440 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,352 It's gotten even better since you got here, right? 441 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,729 - I like that Lizzie. - Well don't, because she's bad news. 442 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,357 If I've gotta have an agent, why can't I have one who's attractive 443 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,527 - and bright and attractive? - You know she's not gonna fuck you, right? 444 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,195 I'm certain that's not what I meant. 445 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,155 - You know she fucked Andrew? - Seriously? 446 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,074 That's what caused his whole spiral. 447 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,202 It wasn't the drugs. It was her evil pussy that lured him in. 448 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,787 That's why I have no sympathy. 449 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,622 I know, but you're still a douche 450 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,208 and I don't need your help getting work or laid. 451 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,877 Where'd she go? She go to UTA? 452 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,504 I'm... I'm sorry. Ari, Jessica Simpson's here. 453 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,256 - Right now? - Yes, what should I tell her? 454 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,341 Tell her I'll be with her in one second. 455 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,428 I'm glad I'm leaving, that way you don't have to end my meeting early for a pop star. 456 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:24,222 She acts as well, by the way. 457 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,433 - Sorkin: She looks great. - She looks perfect. 458 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,560 And she's single. You know what John Mayer said about her. 459 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,937 - No, I don't and you're an animal. - Sexual napalm. 460 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,981 You love the smell of napalm in the morning. 461 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,108 - It smells like victory. - All right. 462 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,570 Jessica! You changed your mind. 463 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,071 - I'm working on her, Ari. - Go. 464 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,407 I can't stop thinking about the dog. I want him. 465 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,492 Come in, come in. I want you to meet someone. 466 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,745 Jessica, this is the great Aaron Sorkin. 467 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,955 - Hi, it's really nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 468 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,291 I saw the previews for "The Social Network. " It looks great. 469 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,335 That's really nice of you to say... and it's actually 470 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,462 - more than Ari's had to say about it. - What are you talking about? 471 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,964 I'm now on Facebook because of you. I got 600 friends. 472 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,674 And John Mayer's not one of them. 473 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,927 How many of those friends actually like you, Ari? 474 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,929 - I've set the over-under at none. - Wow. 475 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,889 You two play off each other really well. 476 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,808 I say you kids go to dinner and possibly you write something 477 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,353 serious for her, like Mariah in "Precious," 478 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,855 only she's younger and Southern. It'll be amazing. 479 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,108 - I may have a better idea. Are you free? - Yeah, absolutely. 480 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,110 - I want the dog. - I want a commitment 481 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,780 from both of you that you will stay with this agency. 482 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,491 - For now. - Where's the dog? 483 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,242 Lloyd! 484 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,998 - Isn't he delicious? - Find something else to cook for dinner. 485 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,625 - Jessica's taking him. - No... 486 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,961 - Here we go, honey. - Hi. 487 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,212 - Huh? - Hi. 488 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,297 Perfection. Take a picture, Lloyd. 489 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,008 Take a picture. Look at that. 490 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,802 Any word when he'll be in? 491 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,846 He hasn't checked in. I'm sorry, you really should go. 492 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,557 - I got nowhere to be. - What are you doing here, Drama? 493 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,726 I'm not doing anything. What are you doing here? 494 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,979 I came here to make sure you didn't do anything stupid. 495 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,314 - Phil's not here. - Yeah, I know. I spoke to him. 496 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,732 Where is he? 497 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,859 He's been battling with the network all day. 498 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,821 They want Saget. 499 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,824 - I wish I could've done more. - I'm not mad at you, E. 500 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,785 I'm not even mad at Saget. 501 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,247 It's that piece-of-shit writer I want dead. 502 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:13,832 You just gotta let it go. 503 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,334 I mean, you were too good-looking for that part anyway. 504 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,045 - Yeah. - What part was that? 505 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,095 ♪ First off, it's the righteous baby... ♪ 506 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,681 - Go! - ♪ See how some girls go crazy... ♪ 507 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,559 You're too good. 508 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,936 - Hey, Turtle. - What up? 509 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,063 I gotta say I'm loving this tequila. 510 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,940 We're gonna have to get some more. 511 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,317 That may have been the last case. 512 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,611 Bummer! Why? 513 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,282 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 514 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,035 E says you had a rough day. Are you okay? 515 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,704 - Don't I look okay? - Yeah. 516 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,706 - I guess you do. - Well, good! 517 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,542 Come, drink! Tell us your troubles. 518 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,091 Jesus, what are you doing here? 519 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,428 I saved the most important meeting of the day for last. 520 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,929 - Well, you seem happy. - I am. 521 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,556 I set out to conquer and I did. 522 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,517 - It seems I can still hustle. - You haven't sold me yet. 523 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,604 - Let me show you how much you mean to me. - Maybe I want to hear it. 524 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,106 I... ba... can we do it after? I can't focus. 525 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:22,233 I still have blue balls from this morning. 526 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,903 - You lost your hustle. - I love you. 527 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,907 You are the most important person in the world to me. 528 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,743 I'm sorry that I take you for granted. 529 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,246 I owe everything to you and you're beautiful. 530 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,124 Okay, you can tell me more after we're done. 531 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,629 - Wow. - Mmm. 532 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,138 Please stop ringing. 533 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,390 What are you doing, baby? 534 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,684 I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine. 535 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,604 - Hello? - Hi, I have Amanda Daniels calling for Ari. 536 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,315 Just a second. Amanda Daniels. 537 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,029 Hello. 538 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:10,615 - Good evening, Ari. - Please don't tell me you're the one 539 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,326 who picked up the stray Lizzie from the harsh gutter of life. 540 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,954 I couldn't believe someone who's always had such an eye for talent 541 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,747 was willing to let her go. 542 00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,375 I think your eye has grown cataracts, 543 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,460 because as you've seen by the day's events, 544 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,796 anyone she wants or has, 545 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,466 be it a sitcom actor or a circus freak, I'm going after. 546 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,718 Well, she's going after you too, Ari. 547 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,971 - And I'm gonna help her. - How's that? 548 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,973 I've been watching Lizzie for a while. 549 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,559 I actually offered her a job six months ago. 550 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:41,396 She turned me down, said the future looked very bright with you. 551 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:45,900 I said, okay, perhaps. But in case you're wrong, just keep a journal, 552 00:24:46,068 --> 00:24:49,279 write down everything that goes on over there. 553 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:52,365 - So she did. - So what? 554 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,368 So I'm going to make your life miserable like you once made mine. 555 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,578 Good night, Ari. 556 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,833 - What was that all about? - Nothing. Baby, let's go back to us. 557 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,002 - Are you angry? - Uh-huh. 558 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,504 I think I'll take a rain check. 559 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:13,553 I've already disappointed enough people today. 560 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,972 - We don't have to do this. - Don't move. 561 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,308 It says I move, you stay. 562 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,143 I'm staying. 563 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,854 You sure we shouldn't go back and spend a little more time on step one? 564 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,939 - Shut up. - Sorry. 565 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,735 - Is it in? - Yes. 566 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,486 - You sure? - Shhh. 567 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,868 - Are you kidding? - What? 568 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,370 I just want you to take your time. I don't want to bug you. 569 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,331 Focus. 570 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,124 You're mean. 571 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:45,877 - Ow! - Seriously? 572 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,338 - You're strangling it! - Deal. 573 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,423 - We are going to do this. - We don't have to. 574 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,425 Don't be a pussy. 575 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,638 Ow, motherfucker! 576 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,140 - Oh my God, I am so sorry. - Why did you do that? 577 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,725 Well, you called me a pussy. 578 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,648 What are we doing? 579 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,442 I don't know. I like your vagina. Is that so wrong? 580 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,277 No. 581 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:16,074 Oh my God, I need another shot. 582 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,117 Pour me one too. 583 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,411 Are you sure you're okay? 584 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,414 Uh, no. Here's your phone. 585 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,500 I'll be lying here recovering. 586 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:27,835 - Hey, what's up, Vince? - Don't be mad, E. 587 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,505 - This doesn't sound good. - Turtle did not betray you. 588 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:33,091 - I got it out of him. - Are you drunk again? 589 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,301 No no no, it's not drunk. It's like a high. 590 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:38,137 This tequila's special and... 591 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,681 I want to be involved. 592 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,432 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 593 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,268 There's nothing to talk about, E. 594 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,688 We take care of our own and Turtle is one of ours. 595 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,940 Good night. 596 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,569 You look like I feel. 597 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:57,699 ♪ I'm about to hit this road again ♪ 598 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,784 ♪ Put it in, show them how to rock out ♪ 599 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,287 ♪ That's how it all begins, drama teens ♪ 600 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,706 ♪ Stop when I roll out, that's just my life, you dig? ♪ 601 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,666 ♪ Fall in love as soon as I fall out ♪ 602 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,251 ♪ This time it's different ♪ 603 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,211 ♪ Like front row to a show, but it's sold out ♪ 604 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,796 ♪ Got me scared to leave my seat ♪ 605 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,589 ♪ Gotta hit this road to eat ♪ 606 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,216 ♪ Is this how real love should feel? ♪ 607 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,385 ♪ Got a pimp thinking he can get off these streets ♪ 608 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:18,886 ♪ And off these freaks and more at home ♪ 609 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,638 ♪ I wonder if she think about me when I'm gone ♪ 610 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,849 ♪ Why the hell is she ain't answering her phone? ♪ 611 00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:25,101 ♪ Is she all alone? Should I feel ♪ 612 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:28,896 ♪ Ashamed because ♪ 613 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,190 ♪ Damn, I'm only human? ♪ 614 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,235 ♪ I take the blame ♪ 615 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,987 ♪ For love ♪ 616 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,239 ♪ Whatever happens happens ♪ 617 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,074 ♪ Don't give it away ♪ 618 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,243 ♪ Hope you think about me ♪ 619 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,163 ♪ B-b-but whatever happens happens ♪ 620 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,664 ♪ Don't give it away ♪ 621 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,916 ♪ Hope you think about me ♪ 622 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,668 ♪ Don't give it away ♪ 623 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,503 ♪ Don't-don't... don't give it away ♪ 624 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,047 ♪ This love-hate made me hate to love ♪ 625 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,341 ♪ Why should I testify, my thug? ♪ 626 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,551 ♪ She treats it like a drug, but me? ♪ 627 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,304 ♪ I'd rather get high on something I can roll on. ♪ 47538

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