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Listen.

The horizontal represents our position in the existing world,

in the tangible world which directly surrounds us.

And the vertical represents those possibilities

which we have in the spiritual sphere.

Look up. Look. Look up And think about it.

Come on, Maryshka. Come on, girls.

Push!

Push, girls, push!

-Hey, girls. -Hold this for me.

Oh, them golden slippers, Oh, them golden slippers...

Hi, Kaya.

...slippers I'm going to wear Because they look so neat.

Oh, them golden slippers...

What's this, Kaya? Water, huh? Want some water?

-Daddy sent this. -Thank you.

What did he send? Give it here. Girls...

-What do we have here? -Hold on, hold on...

Got any pickles, Kaya?

-Pickles! -Pickles? No.

What are you reading, Kaya?

About the universe.

Do you understand it?

A little bit.

Oh, I could really go for a pickle.

-Shit, girls, we're at it again. -Damn straight.

If daddy saw how I turned out.

Granny...

You'll never guess what I brought you.

-A shot. -No way, I can't.

What do you mean you can't?

One swig and I start blubbering.

Oh, hell...

A couple swigs and we'll cry together.

Down the hatch. Down the hatch.

Hey, astronaut, aren't you joining us?

No.

Every day she gave it away, Her finger knew the way to play.

Oh, maple, maple, green maple tree,

Planted by her love to be.

Oh, maple, maple, green maple tree,

Planted by her love to be.

-A comforter has corners four... -Goddammit!

Rotting away again, eh, girls?

No work today, or what? What time is it?

What is all this?

You're here? What are you doing here?

-Ludva, have a drink with us. -Drunk again, eh?

-Yeah, as a skunk... Come. -The same shit every morning.

Oh, Ludva, forgive me.

I can't. Look at your work team.

Oh, hell, we're a great team.

Don't make such a mess here, Granny!

What? Yeah. Fax it, okay?

-A comforter has corners four... -Girls...

Goddammit, enough already!

Capitalism has arrived and we've got to work!

Oh, Ludva! Neither of us can make things any worse.

Let's drink to that. Here's a shot.

-Granny, this really shits me. -I hope not...that'd stink.

Let's get going. Take Jarka as an example.

Kaya!

You poor fat bastard. Wake up.

Yep, snoring away.

That's enough, girls.

Damn straight, damn straight.

One more time, girls.

Quiet water into the Danube falls,

The lad who loved me no longer calls.

God, let him feel the pain I do,

If I must pine then he shall, too.

Last night I dreamt a lovely dream...

Hello.

I wonder if you thought over what we talked about last time?

What did we talk about, Dad?

About the need for verticality.

No...l didn't think about it.

You give me the impression that you don't think at all.

Because if you had thought about it you couldn't be so desperately

indifferent to questions concenting a deeper understanding

of the internal meaning of existence.

-Come and eat. -Coming.

You don't seem to show any sign of spiritual activity.

Do you?

Please hurry so you'll make it.

Please, Mom...

168 cm, 70 kilos. A blonde. The athletic type.

Many of those blondes are bleached, aren't they?

So your not going... Move.

I've told you over and over I won't go on such dates.

I couldn't care less.

Suit yourself.

What are you doing today?

Huh?

I asked you what you're doing today.

I don't know.

Who knows then?

You look kind of beat.

Man, I guess I'm depressed.

Yeah, everything's for shit.

Give me a peppermint schnapps for that.

...live music every Saturday!

Jana, come on down. It's already dry.

Coming!

-Hi. -Hi.

...but that's no problem.

Be like me and contact.

With their help I furnished my office

and fixed my flat...

What the hell are you doing, Bozhka?

Settle down.

You bitch!

...big dart tournament...

Are you here, Bozhka?

Out of the way!

Bozhka, what the fuck was that? You're going to pay.

For the window and the aquarium.

Yeah...

Where're you going? Bozhka, dammit, do you hear me?

I hear you.

You think money just grows on trees?

Such a pretty girl. Do you really have to do such things?

What about the aquarium?

What can I get you, Mayka?

A half kilo of sausage. If you've got it.

How much? A half kilo?

Our private language school will help you come out on top!

Courses in English or German, preparing you to pass

the State Language Exam, are a great start for your future!

And with 23 hours a week you'll be speaking great!

-Michael, buy us some gum! -Sure thing.

-That makes... Oh, cigarettes too, right? -Yeah.

-Hi. -Hi.

-Not so fast! -That'll be 124 crowns.

-On credit. -No credit!

-Bozhka, give me some gum. -I can't give credit.

-He wants gum and you credit! -Come on, I'm out of work.

-I get no money either. What do I tell Jana? -Settle down!

-Just this last time. Bozhka... -Who's first? Here's for you...

-Bozhka... Bozhka... -...and you...and you...

Hi. What're you up to?

Hi.

Come for a soda.

No way.

-Shit, come on! -No way.

Me!...Me!...Me!

-Hey, Jana, I'm going, okay? -Okay. -Bye.

Jana, I'm going, okay?

You said you'd be home today.

Yeah, I said that but... I've got to go to the shop...

Come on.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Hi.

-Hi, Jarka. -Hi.

What can I get you?

-A bottle of oil. -Why so angry?

-He's being such a shit today. -What happened?

Oh, man...

-We were in the pub... -Sssh... It's okay.

Goddammit, I can't take it anymore.

What's the matter?

He got so blasted last night.

Do you know what I'll be like in a couple years?

No.

Fat, stupid, and satisfied.

Yeah.

-Oh, man... -What?

The linoleum's coming tomorrow.

God, Bozhka!

-Trying to burn the place down? -What're you doing?

You're really stupid.

Totally stupid.

Who's there?

Hi.

-What's up? -Hey, Sis... -What do you want?

-I came to see Ladya. -What do you want?

-Try it and see if it fits. -Wow, man.

Give it here. Oh, man...

It's so bad!

It's so bad!

-Can I drive today? -Sure thing.

-Hey, man, it's bad, isn't it? -Yeah.

Break this for me.

What the heck with?

Hell!

Are you...done yet, ma'am?

Sorry.

I'll give you sorry, you jerk!

What'd she say?

That you're an idiot. Go.

Look!

-Hi. -Hi.

Good God, why don't you do something with that mop.

-Where's Yenya? -I don't know.

-Hi. -Hi. -Got any eggs?

Not a one, llonka. I've got nothing in the house.

-Are you going to take a bath? -No.

What about Ladya? What?

Did he come by?

Yeah.

Yenya!

And?

What do you mean 'and'?

How does it fit?

Super.

Goddammit, Yenya, get home and cut the crap!

Hold on to Ladya. He's got a house. Hold onto that house.

-Get home, Yenya. -What the hell...?

Go on, get the hell home.

You should relax, Bozhka.

-Hi. Got a smoke? -Hello, Mr. Borosh.

Sorry, I quit.

Give me something at least.

Well, I can give you these.

Yeah, they're nice.

Take them for the kids.

See you. Goodbye.

Let's go! Come on, girls! Let's go!

Wow... Fresh air.

Chick-chick-chick...

Eat it, you losers.

Boo!

Petr!

Hell, who's that?

A colleague of mine.

-You and your schemes. -Hey, handsome...

What were you thinking?

Not much use in this hellhole.

Grandma, a lady like you can wear that hat anywhere.

-Do you think? -Of course.

It's beautiful.

What's my brother up to?

Don't even get me started.

What do you mean?

I'd really like to know what he's got in his noggin.

What do you think he's got in there? Women, of course.

I'm not so sure.

He seems pretty asexual to me.

Kaya, how about running to the store?

Now? So early?

Quit thinking about it and go!

In a bit, okay?

Now, dammit! I'm thirsty enough to drink a dead dog. Get moving!

Who's there?

-It's just me. -Oh, it's you.

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

What do you mean nothing?

I came to get some bottles.

Who do you think you're talking to?

The women sent me to get bottles.

Aha...

The women sent him. Those cunts.

Get it, Kaya.

Goddammit, Kaya, get it!

What are you doing?

What's the hell's wrong with you? Push the green button.

-The green... -Yes, boss...

How come? lncredible...

Dammit.

Where're you going? Someone fucked up.

Got a light?

I'll look.

Light it for me.

Where are you going? Hold on, what about the bottles?

Just going to leave them lying around, or what?

It's freezing outside.

Oh, well... Guess I'd better buy some coal.

You've already got coal, eh?

-Did you already buy coal? -No, we heat with wood.

Ah, with wood...

That's cheaper, right?

What are you doing?

Kind of early today.

The women are thirsty.

Put them here.

No deposit.

No deposit.

No deposit.

-Any more beer bottles? -Here's one.

Any more?

Here's another beer bottle.

-What'll it be? -Peppermint schnapps.

You'll have to make up the difference.

What about the bottles?

It's not enough.

Okay, I'll add it to the list. Okay.

Greetings!

-Hi. -Hi.

-Hey, Bro. -Hey.

Hey, Kaya, tell your grandma she's already run up 200, okay?

-My brother's here. -Good afternoon. -Hello.

Man, things seem better around here than before.

-She's a friend. -A friend, huh?

-Hey, sweetheart, bring us... -I'm not your sweetheart.

Hey, sorry. Please, Miss, I'd like two peppermint schnapps.

She's good. She's tough. What's her name?

Bozhka.

Please, give us some gum! Please!

-I haven't got anything. Get! -Give us some gum!

-Petr. -Bozhka.

Bozhka.

Hey there.

Have you seen Jana?

She went to unload the wash. Here she comes now.

-Bozhka, hand me that bottle. -Sure.

Hi. Hi.

Man, what a shocker... Thanks. Keep the change.

-Where have you been? -Bye. Come on Bro.

-We're not going to make it. -Okay, Grandma!

-Bye. -Bye.

-Well. Goodbye. -Goodbye.

Look who's come.

Hi, Dad.

That's the last straw.

Wait.

Stop... Stop, I said.

-Go talk to him. -What's that on your head?

Tend to your son and don't worry about my head.

Hold it.

Look, I don't care that you only come once in a blue moon.

I'm even finally reconciled to your not getting an education.

You don't even show up at Christmas.

Obviously, I can't expect any spiritual activity from you.

Move.

What is his problem?

How much does it eat?

It's a real gas guzzler.

You're an idiot.

Why didn't you go see him?

-Can I borrow this small one? -Wasn't he interested?

You're stupid.

You're really stupid, Jana.

-Girls, girls! -Stop! -Where are you going?!

-I'm taking it to be fixed. -I ought to smack you one!

I'm taking it to be fixed.

Jana, he's taking stuff again.

Look at that jerk. What an idiot, eh?

Ditch this asshole!

-Don't lie to her, jerk. -The keys.

Loses every penny playing slots and now he wants to sell the TV.

Go on, go on.

And now you'll listen to your wife, right?

-Hello. -Hi. -Hi.

Get lost.

Block the cherry.

-Hey, Maruna. -Hi. -Two Pepsis.

-I'll have a beer.

-I want a beer. -lf I invite you for Pepsi you'll have Pepsi.

-I guess I'll have Pepsi. -lf I invite you for a Pepsi...

-Okay! -Maruna, give us two Pepsis.

-What about your house, Ladya? -The linoleum came today.

Such a big addition, you should get married soon.

Yeah...

As soon as I find someone who's fat, happy, and stupid.

Why not me then? I'm old, fat, and stupid.

-Hi. -Hi.

We'll give you a lift.

-That's alright. -Come on.

-What's all this? -Goods.

-Hi. -Hi.

Good afternoon.

What's the matter, Grandma?

What's the matter?

-Don't do this to me. -What?

-I won't drive in the same car with that. -With what?

She'll do it with anyone.

Just like her mother.

Please, Grandma, just get in and let's go, okay?

I mean what I said.

Bye.

Okay, let's go.

Hi. Is Bozhka around?

I don't know.

Well, like, where is she?

I don't know.

So she's not here, huh? She was supposed to wait, right?

I don't know.

Bozhka, like, didn't wait?

No, she didn't wait.

She was supposed to wait, dammit!

Jana.

Come on, Jana.

You drunk asshole, get in here.

Drank up all our money, eh?

Get to bed.

Hi Ladya.

Is Bozhka home?

I don't really even know.

So, she's not here?

Where're you going? Come in, for Christ's sake.

-Come in and sit down. -Hi.

Where's Bozhka, huh?

-I don't know. -He doesn't know.

No one knows anything.

Okay, we're all done here.

Quick, quick, quick!

It's gotten really cold outside.

Colder and colder.

Hey, that's fine...

Goodbye.

You understand this?

No.

Okay...

What about your house, Ladya?

The linoleum came today.

She's a good girl.

Clever.

I'll scrape together some kind of a dowry.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you come to have a look?

I came to see you, Jana.

Why?

Come here, little one...

-Hi. -Hi. Michael's here.

Why didn't you wait for me?

I asked you a question.

You were supposed to wait, right?

Does he beat you? No. So what your problem?

Man, you should take off out of here.

Why, Bro?

You'll go nuts here.

Taking off hardly means soaring high, does it?

-Where are you going? -For a light bulb.

So now you're Mr. lnstallation? Wait till he opens these.

-What's all this? -Christmas.

Should they sit in the closet for another two years?

Here we go...

Unwrap them.

Thank you.

-What is it, Grandma? -The Orient.

What's your problem? Why are you so put out?

You didn't graduate either.

But I was fighting Communism.

You're such a dissident.

Fuck.

Give them here.

Bozhka...

How could you do this to us? How?

Go get water.

Why did you leave us?

Do you know where the kerosene is?

What did the bottle look like?

Green.

Somebody stole it.

For Christ's sake...

They won't trick me. I've got it marked.

That bitch.

Come here. Come here.

So I'm the stupid one, eh?

Go make her give you that bottle.

You can't be serious.

I'm not serious about anything anymore.

You go.

-No way, Grandma. -Go on.

Was she you're mother or mine?

-Good afternoon. -Afternoon. -Hi.

I came to ask for a little kerosene.

-That should be enough. -I think so.

I'll get some water.

It sucks, eh?

I'm not using this.

-Where should I put it? -Over there.

-Hello. -Hello.

Up there... Upstairs.

Go on.

Got a cigarette?

Cigarette? I don't smoke.

-Hi. -Hi.

What're you doing here?

I came to see you.

I came to invite you to the party.

To the party?

My God...

She's a whore.

Good day.

-What's he doing here? -Nothing.

Don't waste your time with him.

-Hey, it rained. Hi. -Hi.

-What's up? -Nothing.

-Hey, like, where're you going? -To the party.

We're going together, right?

Let's go.

Hey, where're you going?

You're fucking with me again, eh, Bozhka?

-Hi. -Hi.

Get in.

We'll see you tonight.

You're doing a number, right? I'll keep my fingers crossed.

You're supposed to come have coffee.

-One more time and that's it. -A one, and a two...

Expression, boys!

Hey, man, is there a fire? Aren't they all here?

So stop bitching and drink.

-Are you paying? -Yeah, put it on my tab.

Okay, guys...

To life.

Cheers.

-How are they? -Not ready yet.

Hey, why don't you leave this place?

And go where?

I don't know... with your brother maybe.

I never really thought of that.

Why not?

I never thought that l...

could go with my brother.

Don't be so cheap. Tell him, Mom.

Good evening.

-I'll do it because it's you. Hold this. -Two.

-What do you mean? -What did you promise?

-What did we agree on? -That...l wouldn't play slots.

That you wouldn't come here. Give me the keys.

The keys...

Come on, Jana... Jana...

Hello, Mr. Graduate! How're you doing?

-Hey, Ludva. -Get me a beer. -Good evening.

This is dangerous turf for you, man.

What do you mean dangerous?

-Well, you screwed her, right? -What?

-I'm careful when I screw around -Yeah, well...

Maybe that's how you screw around in Prague.

-I'll see you around, okay? -Sure...give me a call.

Here's your beer.

Ludva.

-What is it? -Do you have 500?

-You know, 500 crowns. -My dear boy...

lsn't anyone dancing? Come and dance.

Go and have a good time.

As soon as you pay back what I already loaned you.

It's okay...sssh...

Let's go...sssh...

I'm leaving.

-Here, let me fix this. -No.

Do you hear?

" You can tell him; he's cool."

He is, Jana.

-Hi. -Hi. -Hi.

Hey, Jana, got any mustard?

-Mustard? How much? -As much as you've got.

Sure.

-What the fuck is she to you? -Why?

I'm talking to you, man.

-What do you mean? -What the fuck is she to you?

I'm asking what fucking business is she of yours?

-What do you mean? -You better leave her alone.

-Watch your step, you fuck. -Punch him in the face, man.

You better watch out and stop fucking with me.

Come here.

We'll be there, so come. Let's go.

Give me a Pepsi.

-Go away, please. -Pepsi...

What're you looking at?

Get lost.

Jana, can't I go home?

That rabbit's still there, right?...in the oven.

A person...

from desperation...

easily goes mad.

Destroying angels...

picked in a wood.

...Destroying angels...

-Put it back or else! -Ouch, Olda.

That Kaja's sure gone wild, eh?

Mind your own business.

You old dog.

-Stop it, Ludva. You're drunk. -Hey, what's wrong? -Ludva!

What? You bawling again? We came to have fun, right?

I am having fun.

I won't wake up...

till I'm in another clime.

Destroying angels...

picked in summertime.

Ladya wants you.

What for?

He wants to talk to you.

He's pissed off.

Hey, Ladya, go and get dressed.

Hurry, please, it's almost time.

Sorry.

Jana, you've come to party, huh?

Come and dance.

-Hi. -Hi, Jana.

-Hey, Sailor. -Hi, Jana...

Shall we dance?

Okay, tell her she's a total whore.

-You're crazy. -Go on!

You're a whore.

He said that, huh?

Fuck, it's hot.

Ouch...

Cut it out.

Hey, man, my brother...

You're making me nervous. You won't be ready in time.

Come on!

For Christ's sake, cut it out.

Come on, just have a drink...

Hey there...

This is my partner... And this is Jana...

Hey, not so fast, lover boy, or I'll smack you one.

No problem, man.

-Hey, Maruna! -Stop it, Goddammit!

Come on... Hold this...

-Hell, what about my beer? -Yeah, yeah...

-What'll it be? -Water.

-With bubbles or without? -With bubbles.

You're trying to make fun of us, eh?

What do you mean, man?

What do I mean? I'll make it plain...

Ludva, cut it the fuck out!

-Fuck him! -Just fucking stop it.

Olda, grab the first you see. Just make sure she's a virgin.

-I'll have a bruise. -Hurry it up, Olda. Let's go.

No way, Gramps.

-Not me. -Come on.

We've got one. Okay, Bozhka, it's up to you.

You're today's virgin.

We're drawing for third prize.

Bozhka's drawing the third prize, a porcelain stag.

22.

Third prize goes to ticket number 22.

Shit, Gamekeeper, you should shoot deer, not win them.

Let's have a round of applause for the winner.

Take it.

Hold this, please.

And second prize goes to ticket number 82.

Ticket number 82.

Darn it, it just won't hold.

Friends, first prize goes to ticket 106.

Ticket number 106 wins tonight's first prize.

Who's the winner?

-...the climax of the evening... -The Goddamn graduate...

Our graduate has won first prize.

Hey, Bozhka, let's get out of here.

Our graduate has won first prize.

And now a musical number from Michael Jackson. Ladya!

Damn graduate!

-Fuck it, man. -Ladya!

Go on, please.

-Ladya! -Come on... Hurry...

Ladya!

What's wrong?

It's just nerves.

Come on, introduce him again, Goddammit.

Ladya, where are you?

-Goddammit, where is he? -Ladya!

And here he is, ladies and gentlemen...

Our own Ladya!

Our own Michael Jackson!

The climax of this evenings festivities...

Doing a dance number...

He's here... Michael Jackson!

Dammit, Ladya...

I'll look ugly.

Come on!

Wait a sec...

-What? -Aren't you cold? -No.

-What wrong? -Not at all?

Nothing, really...

You know...

I really love you.

-Really? -Yeah.

-I love you. -No.

I love you.

-I love you. -No, no, no.

Petr! What the...

-Hey... Come here... -Oh, man...

Janie, my honey.

Hey, Bro, what're you doing up there?

My brother moon!

So late...

-What's up? -Someone's calling.

Hey, it's Grandma... Hi, Grandma.

Petr, can you hear me? Where are you?

-Grandma... -We're...on a different planet.

-ls Kaya there with you? -Yeah, he is.

-He's in good hands. -Right...

I dare say, the only good hands are the hands of fate.

You really are an idiot.

Well, when are you leaving?

I don't want to go anywhere.

I'd rather stay here.

Hey...

Is that baby our baby?

Does it matter...

What is it?

Nothing.

Will you kiss me?

You want a kiss?

Bye, Kaya.

Man, let's go.

Hi.

Drive, Bro.

Man, put it in fourth.

-Put it in fourth, Bro. -Sure, Bro.

-Mayka! -What?

-How did it end up last night? -Dumb.

-What did you celebrate? -Sadness.

-What did you celebrate? -Sadness!

Sadness. She said, sadness.

You don't look like you celebrated sadness.

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