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-Did he want company in the coffin?\N-I don't know the man.

This was almost a perfect crime.

Fortunately I don't hold grudges.

Oh, this is Mr. Hunziker.

The Hunzikers, killed in an accident\Nin Africa and transferred to Switzerland.

Are these the three stolen bodies?

Why were these bodies so valuable?

Our mother wants to see Anna-Maria\None last time.

Luc picked up the bodies of the Hunzikers\Nat the airport.

Are you telling me, Luc has...

-I don't need to listen to this.\N-Are you simply going to let him go?

-You have a problem.\N-There is a traitor among you.

The rotund gentleman in the black suit?

He obviously had a reason\Nto keep a low profile.

-Turn yourself in!\N-And who is going to prove my innocence?

It's them.

-Are you sure?\N-This is definitely my writing.

Jonas Hunziker, barely decayed.

-This is the ground. Not enough air.\N-Too many chemicals.

Our bodies are full of preservatives\Ntoday, nothing can decay any more.

There is Fabio.

-Follow him.\N-Ok.

THE UNDERTAKER

ASHES TO ASHES

-Where are you?\N-Crass! Barely decayed.

Too much air, too many preservatives.

-What are you talking about?\N-I need to eat healthier.

Was it the Hunzikers? Yes or no?

I think so. Semmelweis was quite happy.

-Did anybody see you?\N-Surely not.

One Bratwurst with bread\Nand double mustard,

half a fried chicken with French fries\Nand cocktail sauce.

It will take forever for you to decay\Nthis way.

My body has been hazardous waste\Nfor a long time.

-So? Where are you?\N-Actually somebody did see me.

-Who?\N-Dörig.

Don't worry!

Another 50 meters, and he'll catch up\Nto me. Maybe I should talk to him.

-You need to pedal, not talk!\N-I forgot the cocktail sauce.

Fabio!

Fuck!

It's me.

There's still something\NI don't understand.

If the Hunzikers were stolen\Nfrom Semmelweis,

how were we able to bury them?

That's simple.

Hmm?

This is the Forensic Institute.

Those are the three dead Hunzikers.\NThe crash victims.

International transport.

Semmelweis.

Two killers in mortician uniforms.

Two shots, scarcely missing the heart.

Now...

This is the cold room\Nof the Aarholz hospital.

You picked up the bodies\Nfrom the coldroom, right?

Yes.

Therefore both killers\Ntook the three bodies back there.

Why?

So that you can bury them,\Ntotally free from suspicion.

They steal bodies, so that we\Ncan bury them? That's insane.

There had to be something\Ninside those three bodies.

This is also why they stole them.\NAnd you neatly disposed of them.

Damn bold!

It's just not the same\Nwithout cocktail sauce.

You got the stuff?

Is that Erika's?

Bon appétit!

Nothing.

What do you mean, nothing?

No hip joint.

I don't understand.

There is no...

-Hip joint.\N-...hip joint.

Just sign, bottom right!

Good thing, we didn't find anything.

You could have said that right away.

-When will the rest get here?\N-We're working on it.

And who is going to install\Nthis thing again?

Yes, I know. You're just doing your job.

-You know, where Luc is.\N-No.

I want to help. Otherwise the hole he's\Ndigging for himself will be even deeper.

Who is digging a hole where? Huh?

Clearly post mortem.

Both hip joints were removed\Nfrom this woman after she died.

Artificial hip joints.

-She has no more hip joints.\N-Neither on the right nor left.

The articular heads are sawed off,\Nwhich is normal with implants.

They were obviously very valuable.

We surprised Lauener in the tunnel,\Nbefore he could remove the joints.

Then he went back\Nto get what belongs to him.

Are they golden hip joints or what?

I didn't see gold at the time.\NBut a number.

You got Luc?

No.

Can I talk to you?

Come on!

The mole... It's Dörig.

He warned Luc.\NAnd now he helped Fabio to get away.

-He sabotages everything systematically.\N-No way!

It's obvious.

Do you have proof?

Yes, Mrs. Giovanoli.

Luc's call log.

This is the call that warned Luc.

-But this isn't Dörig's number.\N-No.

It's Steffi Gall's.

-The cantonal archeologist's assistant?\N-Yes.

Dörig used her phone.\NIn Gall's house. We were all there.

-It could have been anybody.\N-I saw him make a call.

A lot of people make calls\Nat a crime scene.

I know Dörig.\NHe doesn't do that kind of stuff.

And Luc? Do you know him as well?

Sorry, but they are pulling her femur out!\NGross!

Ok.

What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?

He says you are the mole.

What?

Is he nuts?

Reto, did you warn Luc?

With Steffi Gall's phone?

-Please say that it's not true.\N-It is though.

I warned him.

But that doesn't make me a mole.

Luc is not a criminal.

Do you need morphine?

Should I call Änneli?

You know who Änneli is.

I'm sure she will want to see you as well.

No sign of osteoarthritis.

Absolutely no fractures.

Amateurish work.

-Good morning?\N-Are you serious?

Come in! Sit down! Quick!

-Are you doing my bookkeeping now?\N-The international transports are missing.

So you want to frame me for this shit?

You picked up the Hunziker family\Nfrom the airport.

-A year ago. On my behalf.\N-This is getting even better.

First you're stealing my clients,\Nand then you say I'm doing your work.

-Not mine. Lauener's work.\N-That's your friend.

What do you want to do with me?

You have no proof.\NAll you're left with is torture.

Right.

Hey, what are you doing?

I have nothing to lose.

I have not for a long time either.

Help! Help!

That went awry.

No. Plan B.

You didn't kill him though.

I just cut his ear.

-Bullshit! Close the lid!\N-It's Tuesday.

Mrs. Bürgisser is going shooting.

Have you memorized the story?

The woman didn't need\Nany artificial joints.

According to her doctor,\Nshe didn't have arthritis

nor any fractures,\Nthat would have made it necessary.

The hip joints were implanted\Nafter her death.

The bodies are carriers\Nand the hip joints are their bags.

Perfect cover.

You can easily get that through any\Nscanner. No one would be suspicious.

Ok, but what did they carry?\NIt must have been something very valuable.

-Unfortunately we have nothing.\N-Yes we do.

We know the procedure.

There is an undertaker in Africa,\Nwho prepares the bodies and ships them.

And there is an undertaker here in Aarau,\Nwho receives the bodies.

The Conrad Funeral Home.

Giovanoli.

Ok, I'll be there.

-Luc has attacked Undertaker Merlinger.\N-What?

And? Where is he?

He's on the run.

I told you.

Why would he attack Merlinger?

He wants to detract attention from himself\Nto keep us busy.

You got Fabio?

-We're on it.\N-Who's on it?

-Dörig.\N-Dörig?

You haven't pulled him off yet?

I see no reason.

-Is it about Luc?\N-Is Fabio Testi here?

-Where is your car?\N-At home.

I rode my bike today.

Good. So let's drive over to your car now.

Could you help me for a second?

I have a client in the back\Nand it's quite warm today.

Ok.

Hello, Mrs. Bürgisser.

Fabio.

-What do I need to do?\N-Just pull it out a bit.

Oh god! What's in there?\NA dead elephant?

Unfortunately it's not by weight.

-Again!\N-Careful!

Good. Ok, now.

Ok.

-Ok, let's go!\N-Yes, but...

Fabio?

Buenos dias, Señor Cortez.

Que tal el tiempo por ahì?

Como dice?

Perdón, la conexión telefónica\Nno es buena.

Uno momento.

Momento.

Momento. Momento.

Shit.

Momento.

Momento! La conexión...

Hello? Hello!

Damn it, it always used to work out here.

Hello?

Ah, now.

So.

Mañana llego\Nal aeropuerto de Medellin.

Nos vemos en el punto de encuentro.

Yes, at the meeting point.

Yes. Hasta luego.

Damn it!

Down here there is...

Hello.

-A flat tire?\N-The client is heavy.

May I take a look.

It was a small stone.

To the thanatopraxy department?

-You're a gem! Thanks a lot.\N-It was nothing. I thank you.

You already gave me two clients today.

Mr. Plattner, I...

Thank you. I can barely take it anymore.

Everybody is gone.

First Luc and now Fabio, too.

Calm down, Mrs. Bürgisser.

We can handle it.

You... You are the only decent person.

Don't exaggerate!

Luc is a good guy.

By the way, if I can help him somehow...

The police already came to see me.

If I only knew, where he is hiding.

Should I prepare the client?\NI'll get my suitcase.

Go ahead!

Does your offer still hold?

Yes, sure.

You scared me, man!

Ah, yes.

You don't know anything about Luc\Nneeding your vehicle?

No.

-And he didn't sleep at your place?\N-No.

Sorry. Merlinger was bending my ear.

-For nothing.\N-Also.

This is probably Luc's getaway vehicle.\NAnd he is the accomplice.

Please show us your basement!

Bratwurst with bread, double mustard,\Nhalf a fried chicken and French fries.

-This looks familiar somehow.\N-It's just missing the cocktail sauce.

-I don't like that.\N-Fabio?

Aren't you a vegetarian?

Hey! Hey!

Fabio!

Ricin, one of the most dangerous proteins\Nin nature.

You die within 36 to 72 hours.

Before that you endlessly barf and shit,\Nget cramps and a fever.

Cause of death,\Nparalysis of the respiratory center.

Take me to Luc!

Fuck, that's embarrassing.

Oh no!

There is no reception.

Mr. Plattner?

Ah. I'll quickly take the client with me.\NThat will be easier.

How can I make up for that?

I'll think of something.

-Can you handle it alone?\N-Yeah, that's fine.

-Thanks.\N-You can go.

Reto, I'm sorry.

Well, you didn't lock us in.

-About the mole.\N-Damn fucking lock!

Did you hear, what I said?

Moles are blind, not deaf.

Dörig.

So.

-The coast is clear.\N-Breathing is something wonderful.

So. All good?

-This is a real workshop.\N-Yes.

Come in!

This is the living room.

Back here is the kitchen.

Crazy, right?

-Have you been there?\N-No.

Not yet.

It's worth it.

Let me know, if you're hungry.

Not right now.\NI'd like to take a shower first.

No problem. I'll show you.

He was just here. I swear.

Good, you're back.\NThey could have saved their efforts.

Mr. Semmelweis wants to help us.

That's very kind of you. But...

All our clients are\Nat Mr. Plattner's place right now.

Then let's help Mr. Plattner.

The key for the casket storeroom\Nis in the top right drawer.

Just so you don't end up looking for it\Nall night.

Good lord!

Where is Fabio?

Erika, this is serious.

-What did he do?\N-He hid Luc.

-Among other things.\N-So, where is he?

May we look around?

Go ahead.

You know, where he is.

I don't. Cross my heart.

Erika, you are not doing him a favor.

Nothing is going to happen to him.

Would you like a coffee?

Erika?

Giovanoli.

Yes, ok.

What happened?

My mother. She is dying.

The delivery is here.

Zurich airport, cargo east.

361.

-Luc?\N-Yes?

I need to leave for a little while.\NMake yourself at home.

-See you soon.\N-Bye.

Yes, the head of cargo operation, please.

Talk to her, before it's too late.

I don't know how.

I missed the opportunity.

One day there was a call\Nfrom the funeral home,

"Your mother is dead."

I cleaned up her room.\NShe was a waitress.

And the dad?

That's what I wanted to ask her.

I'm an illegitimate child,\NI didn't know my dad.

Nothing.

Thanks.

Should we issue a search warrant?

Can you take over? I need to go to Bern.

Mr. Semmelweis!

Last words?

Music?

-Can you zoom in?\N-Of course.

Sign, please!

-Yes?\N-I have Luc Conrad.

-He is at Plattner's.\N-How do you know that?

Plattner is picking up an international\Ndelivery on Conrad's behalf right now.

-For Lauener.\N-Ah.

Then we'll have\Na cozy family reunion soon.

Hey. Don't do anything! Ok?

No police! Wait for me!

End of the work day.

You've arrived just in time.\NIt's Plattner.

-Is this why you're eating his pizza?\N-I only realized it just now.

He lived in Africa.\NLauener did business in Africa.

What I'd like to know though,

why didn't you spread the body of\Nthe archeologist over several coffins?

You have the necessary tools to do it.

That's exactly it.\NThey wanted to frame me for the murder.

What are you doing here then?\NTotally at ease and freshly bathed...

I just...

We were on the right track.

Hunziker was the last witness.

He knew who picked up his dead family\Nat the airport.

Plattner not me!

Plattner also killed Hunziker\Nand placed his body in my coffin.

And all because you remembered again.

Then you should have finished me off\Na year ago.

Why would I have let you live,\Nif I'm the bastard?

735,812.

So you didn't dream it after all.

What was inside?

Think about it!\NWhy didn't I kill you right away?

Ok. That's enough!

Is that how you thank him, Mr. Semmelweis?

-Luc helped you so much.\N-Oh, yeah.

He was the only one who stuck with you.

Because he wanted to kill me.

And who threatens innocent young men\Nwith poisonous ball pens?

And the thing with the knife earlier,\Nthat was you, too, right?

If Luc has a clean slate,\Nwhy is he still alive?

Why does Plattner let him stay\Nat his place by himself?

A valid question.

You know the answer.

Plattner will get here shortly\Nwith an international delivery.

It's over Mr. Gravedigger.

The national police will be here\Nin a few minutes.

Cell phone!

Cell phone!

I'm at the crematorium.\NWait for me!

Let's drive over to the crematorium.\NI will prove my innocence to you there.

You're not going to prove anything.\NIt's over now!

-We'll call the police.\N-Certainly not!

Stay out of it!

Good.

It's your life.

I'm his security.

That's why Plattner didn't kill me.

As long as I don't disappear forever\NLauener won't have any peace.

He wants to turn me into ashes,\Nso I will be the bastard forever.

-That's nothing new.\N-Damn it, Semmelweis, stop the car!

Either you believe me or you get out!

Can you just put the bloody gun down?

Come on in!

No, no. We have enough light.

You have fired up for nothing.

Where is Mr. Conrad?

He's my life insurance.

Good evening, sir. I was waiting for you.

Please put your gun on the floor!

Push it aside!

Why have you come by yourself?

After all, you have a whole police corps\Nbehind you.

-They're on their way.\N-No, no, no.

You don't trust anyone anymore.\NThat's your problem.

This is why you walked right into my trap.

A pathetic police officer,\Nwho doesn't believe in justice anymore.

Who wants to take everything\Nin his own hands.

But now you have nothing.

This... This Stella was good by the way.

It's a pity really.

I'm going to harass you.

Who is the mole?

There is no mole.\NThat's your imagination.

But it was very useful for me.

You're a curious person.\NHave you ever operated on hip joints?

National Police Aargau.

-What's going on here?\N-Hands up.

Good evening.

Mr. Dörig, you need to get\Nto the crematorium. Right away!

Believe me. Luc is in danger\Nand you are needed there.

-Ok.\N-Just believe me!

-See you later.\N-Yes, drive!

Dörig?

Yes, ok.

Thanks, ciao.

Interesting, what people die for.

Are you pleased now?

Put it over there! Now the next hip.

Diamonds are nothing but carbon.

They burn. Just like we do.

No!

Take the back door!

Idiot!

I should have killed you a year ago.

Pedro.

No mole.

I'm sorry.

You are... You are the squirrel.

Hang in there!

Lauener... Finish him off!

For me.

Stay calm, Mr. Conrad!

Gun on the ground!

It's not far anymore!

This way to the grave.

Good.

This is what the end looks like.

But you know that yourself.

Why do we make life so difficult for us?

You take it too easy.

You are a murderer.

We all are, if we have to.

It's almost an honor that you're killing\Nme personally.

A few hours ago Heinz Plattner\Nwas supposed to do it.

Delegate, control, correct.

Classical leadership work.

But you... You're a matter for the boss.

-Why is that?\N-Why?

Without you I'd be on my way to Columbia.\NThat's why.

You wrecked the autumn of my life,\Nso to speak.

Was it worth it?

It does matter how you live your life.

You always have a choice.

Are you telling me,\Nyou believe in an afterlife?

At least I wouldn't have a problem\Nwith it.

Or... almost none.

Somehow I like you, Mr. Conrad.

But I think I prefer you dead.

And me?

Is everything ok? Everything ok?

I've now died for the third time.\NThat's enough.

I think I have a new client.

Lauener figured out how to get me in jail.

This is Plattner's car.

I wonder who did Lauener's dirty work?

So Plattner killed Hunziker?

Case solved. You owe me a beer. No, two.

One for the Lauener case\Nand another one for the Hunziker case.

-It's the same case.\N-Well, then a tall beer.

Luc!

I believe you saved my life.

Actually it was Fabio.

An assistant has to be good for something\Nafter all.

-Good evening.\N-Good evening, Mrs. Rutschi.

Gravedigger, there is work to do.

Are you coming?

You...

-Are you friends now?\N-Yes.

She waited for you.

Mom.

Änneli.

I'm sorry.

I... I tried.

But...

It's ok.

I did love you.

But not enough.

I couldn't.

You are my child.

In spite of everything.

Your father...

He is not dead.

He's still alive.

It's... It's...

-My deepest condolences.\N-Thanks.

The two of them\Nhad a difficult relationship.

They were able to talk to each\Nother one last time luckily.

Thanks for your help.

Didn't she tell you anything?

What should she have told me?

I don't know either. We didn't talk much.

But I thought, maybe you both had...

No.

I hope she finally found her peace.

I will let you bid farewell.

Where is Anna-Maria?

I don't know.

You. Hey!

I sent somebody over to her house.\NNothing.

We're starting.

-Have you had her cell phone traced?\N-That would be a bit extreme, wouldn't it?

-Maybe she needs a little space.\N-Space?

-She has been gone for 48 hours.\N-Come on. Give her some time!

Hello, Anna-Maria, it's me.\NCall me back, please.

I'm really worried. Please.

Subtitle translation by Freddie Debachy