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735,812, the number I dreamed of,

it has something to do\Nwith the stolen bodies.

I learned everything from you.

Nobody steals a body\Nbecause of an artificial hip joint.

But we can identify it.\NHip joints are numbered.

I believe the guy is at high risk\Nto committing suicide.

Damn! He is hooked! Lauener is hooked!

The hip joint with the number\N735,812 belongs to Eduard Schmutz.

He is alive?

Get him a car\Nwith the necessary equipment.

And you... You are his back-up.

Hello.

Sofa!

Lower your weapon!

THE UNDERTAKER

THE OTHER SIDE

Yes?

What?

So...

I was 17.

Ruedi...

-Where?\N-In the barn.

-In the convent school?\N-Yes.

And you?

19. Marianne Winzenried.

-In the coffin storeroom.\N-What?

The poor girl.

And you?

Come on!

-Spit it out!\N-We're listening.

Yes?

Gloria Street 19?

Shit!

Hello.

There... there are two...

Shit!

-Did you really identify her?\N-I have seen her three times.

At Lauener's, in my funeral home,\Nnow at the stretcher.

What did she do at Lauener's?

Shit, I didn't take it serious enough!

I did, but I don't know what to do either.\NThis damn number!

He knows too much.

Semmelweis! Wake up!

I am so grateful.

We should thank God!

Good morning.

What happened to me?

You don't remember?

I entered my apartment...

Blackout...

Then there were two people\Nin my living room.

A dead person and one severely wounded.\NBut you were holding the gun.

I was right.

With the number...

Among other things.

Mr. Semmelweis...

I am sorry.

I have...

-Did I shoot both?\N-No.

Only one.

-Do we know who it is?\N-He apparently was a pro.

His gun is not registered.\NBut listen to this!

-She was using a service weapon.\N-What?

Where?

Four bodies...\Nat the monastery Josefstein.

Ok.

Does she belong to you?

Yes.

Why didn't I know about this?

It was an undercover investigation.

-Against who?\N-Lauener.

I couldn't tell you.

How do you explain that\Nwe always ended up with nothing?

No result! Nothing at all!\NFor more than a year.

-You have a traitor.\N-We do?

Hey! Doctor! Stella!

-What is happening?\N-Cardiac arrest, we will bring her back.

Stella!

No pulse. Stronger!

1 mg adrenaline.

Mr. Lauener.

My condolences.

I have to express my condolences.\NShe used to work with you.

With both of us, apparently.

-I have some questions.\N-Me, too.

-Would you come to the police station?\N-Yes, I will come.

But with my lawyer.

-Did a stone get loose?\N-Looks like it.

Wow.

-Did you hear from Semmelweis?\N-Blackout. He doesn't remember anything.

-What about the woman?\N-In a coma.

She shot with a service weapon.

-Hello, Heinz.\N-Hello.

-You should change that.\N-Yes. Thanks for reminding me.

How many can you take?

One, as always.

We have got a problem,\Nbecause I already have one.

These four would be more than enough.

-Hello, Ms. Rutschi.\N-Good morning.

Five at once, that should be a new record.

-Otherwise we call Merlinger.\N-Over my dead body.

Listen, the unknown woman\Nwith the service weapon is dead.

-She has to go to the medical examiner.\N-Now, it's six!

Should we call Merlinger?

I will survive it.

Mr. Conrad!

It's ok, a new record today.

Death under extraordinary circumstances!

Where is Mom?

What took you so long?

Four bodies, we had to go twice.

-What are they doing here?\N-Praying.

If it doesn't help,\Nit won't hurt either, right?

They all want the "sunset" model.\NWould you check the storage?

The boy looks pale.

Mr. Conrad. Thank you very much\Nfor helping us with this difficult task.

The relatives would like to say goodbye\Nto the deceased

at the Josefstein monastery with a public\Nviewing in the monastery church.

-Yes.\N-A lovely idea. Thank you for the offer.

I offered it.

I am an active member of the church.

I don't want a public viewing\Nfor my wife.

Ok.

About the viewing...

When can we expect the remains...

Because of the criminal nature, it might\Ntake some time. Do you have a minute?

No, I have to take care\Nof these poor people.

A shot from above in the shoulders,\Nfour from underneath.

Two fatal shots. A shot through the heart\Nand one in the lungs.

Semmelweis took a shot\Nfrom below?

-Can I take anyone?\N-Do you have a race?

-Yes, with the minister.\N-Jesus!

-So...\N-I am bringing a Stella Duchamps.

We are booked.\NWe have space in the cooler.

-Ok.\N-Excuse me.

Call me when...

Do I have to lock the door\Nor are you going to stay voluntarily?

That depends.

-To whom do I owe the present?\N-Not to me.

Like father like son, right?

I have déjà-vu.

Whenever he shows up,\Nthere are a lot of bodies.

Be happy, you have a lot of work.

How long has that secret\Nbehavior been going on?

Did you leave me because of him?

I saw Pedro for the first time today.

He was with this agent.

It doesn't have anything to do with you.

Mr. Conrad!

Now is a good time.

-This one is yours.\N-Ok.

Gabi Hauri. I am Marianne's sister.

Come on in.

Take a seat.

Could I please see my sister first?

Unfortunately, we are not ready yet.

Where is Daniel?

Please.

Really... Daniel!

Come on!

Lauener was released from prison earlier,\Non purpose?

We always surveilled him.

-My agent was watching him.\N-Why didn't anyone say something?

It was a undercover operation\Nby the criminal police.

-We wanted to protect you.\N-Well...

That is why I was almost shot yesterday?

-And you were watching the whole time?\N-I didn't know anything.

Do I understand correctly?

I was the worm,

your agent the hook,\Nand Lauener the big fish?

Now, the hook is dead,\Nthe worm in the hospital,

and the fish is swimming happily\Nin the pond! Well done!

No.

You are the hook.\NThe fish took a bite out of it.

-And who is the worm?\N-Your number.

-How does Lauener know?\N-A mole in the police station.

-That is an assumption.\N-Who?

-Nonsense!\N-But how did Lauener know?

Mr. Semmelweis, we have to find out\Nwhat this number means.

Then we get Lauener.

Who is "we"?

There is no "we".\NIf you need food for your fish,

go to the pet store!

30, Fabio! 30!

Mr. Semmelweis, I am\Nat the monastery, I will call you back.

This monastery is awesome!

Are you suddenly religious?

I am agnostic.\NI believe a bit more than I don't.

"A bit" doesn't work.\NIt is the same with "a bit" pregnant.

With faith, it's either, or.

In this case, it is "or".

I WAS A BAIT

-The Holy Antony.\N-That is the one with the temptation.

-Did you have people in the early mass?\N-Like always on Tuesdays.

The Friends of the Monastery\Nwere regulars.

The exterior walls need to be restored.

Could somebody have thrown the stone?

Who would do something like that?

Who was up there,\Nexcept for the participants of the mass?

The disabled teenagers from the workshop\Nand their guardians.

-They were all up there?\N-Yes.

How do they get up there?

They start their work at 8:00 a.m.

Most of them are brought here\Nby their parents.

What did these\NFriends of the Monastery do?

Pilgrimage, tours, all this modern stuff.

Sounds like PR.

Father Leo is responsible for this.\NTalk to him!

He is in the garden.

The death of the four\NFriends of the Monastery...

Don't you take it personally,\Nas a man of God?

There are things that we don't understand.

This is why we have the Faith.

STELLA DUCHAMPS WAS A HOOK

Monk's Pepper in the garden\Nof the monastery. How cool is that?

Monk's Pepper on a loin cut.\NVery good.

You would be a good monk.

From your looks, I mean.

It is about inner values, Fabio,\Nand I lack them completely.

Police. What are you doing here?

Your work. It is for the mineralogical\Ninstitute. Stone comparisons.

There are a lot of them up here.

Are you Father Leo?

Would you like to try?

-Dörig, Aargau Police.\N-Conrad. Funeral home Conrad.

Fabio, undertaker's assistant.

-You are kind of the PR guy?\N-I am the Foreign Minister.

How long has\Nthe Friends of the Monastery existed?

Five years. We are like a family.

Beat started it.\NHe was leading the workshop.

Why was he in the car?

He wanted to go into town, to buy nails\Nfor the souvenir crosses the kids make.

He felt very connected with these boys.

How long have you been here?

-Eight years.\N-Only?

-This is my second life.\N-What about your first one?

I was a lost sheep.\NEverybody knows this, right?

Did the Friends of the Monastery\Nhave any enemies?

-Every friend has an enemy.\N-And which one throws stones?

Isn't there a bible story with stones?

Gospel of John.

"He who is without sin,\Nlet him throw the first stone."

-And in the end, nobody throws.\N-But here, they did.

Yes, I know.\NWhere did you go after the mass?

I went to confession.

This is the sign to go thank the Lord.

-You are most welcome to join me.\N-Thank you, I am fine.

I still have obligations.

Oh, Daniel.

Apologies for barging in like this.\NBut he wanted to see his mother.

They should get more comfortable.

We can lay the four coffins out here.

There will be only three.

Albert Zimmerli doesn't want\Nthe viewing in the monastery.

You're not surprised?

Albert is still on his way.

This is Mr. Conrad, the Undertaker.

-Hello.\N-Hello.

A viewing? Here?

It is about the Friends of the Monastery.\NWe make an exception.

Who allowed this?

I wanted to talk to you after the meeting.

Please do so! Please don't misunderstand.\NBut we are a monastery.

Everybody will want to come here.\NThat is impossible.

He is a composer, too, by the way.

Would you like to contribute to the mass?

But...

That is promotion of the young.

Promotion of the young!

-Novice Fabio, that's what you get.\N-Why me? You told on me.

And who flirted with the gay brother?

It's alright,\Nyou didn't break the celibacy yet.

-That is not true!\N-What was her name?

Sandy.

Oh, Sandy...\NLa, la, la, la, la, la, la...

-Where?\N-That's personal.

LAUENER IS A FISH. AND YOU?

Now, he is completely crazy.

-As a premeditated murder...\N-Commanded by God...

Monks don't throw stones.

Father Leo has a history,\Nhe mentioned it himself.

-As a shot-putter?\N-No.

I will investigate that.

-Did you talk to the relatives yet?\N-Everybody has an alibi.

I didn't meet Albert Zimmerli.\NI will see him tomorrow.

Do you know what?

Pedro thinks we have a mole.

What? At the police station in Aargau?

Is he crazy?

-Shit!\N-Fuck! Shit! Wait, he is bleeding!

-No, it's ok. I am fine.\N-Get up!

I will fetch you a towel.

-So, Maria. You understand me, right?\N-Well, yes. Come on!

To the Blue Cross. Oh!

Come on, come!

Good evening, Mr. Zimmerli.

All alone?

Gabi and Dani are downstairs.

Glass of wine?

Why not?

Cheers.

I am coming from the monastery.

Strange world.

Concerning the funeral...

The viewing seems to match\Nyour wife's belief.

Therefore...

Would you like a glass?

Better not.

It's already 9:00 p.m.\NI should go see Albert.

He just left. Does he have anyone?

Daniel. And me.

-Go ahead. I will stay with Daniel.\N-Thank you.

I will be back tomorrow morning.

Is there something going on\Nwith her brother-in-law?

It doesn't matter.

She was cheating first.

With whom?

-With Beat Lustenberger.\N-One of the Friends of the Monastery?

They met each other in the workshops.\NThen she became religious.

The poor woman.

She had a hard fate. Her family...

ARE YOU MOLE?

-Now, it's enough! Damn!\N-But Luc!

You don't really believe I am the mole?

No, the mole was the worm,\Nso you would come.

Stop with your animals!

Lauener wants to kill you, apparently.\NEven if nobody can prove it.

You will have to work with the police!

With the moles?\NYou can see how that helped.

Do you really think that Lauener has\Na mole inside the Aargau police?

How else did he know about the number?

I don't like this Lambert either.\NBut in this case, he might be right.

But I am afraid Mrs. Inspector\Ndoesn't take it seriously.

I can't do anything about that.

I am an undertaker.\NWith four bodies in my basement.

And I should go get some sleep.

You put Lauener in prison.

You discovered the tunnel\Nwith the three bodies.

Without you, I would have two holes less.

Without you, Stella Duchamps\Nwould still be alive.

Go home and sleep but don't let me down.

Sure, it doesn't have anything\Nto do with me. Don't lie to me!

Help me instead of talking crap.

I am not dead yet.\NMaybe relaxed, if not...

Damn!

Oh, no!

-Let's get him inside, the idiot!\N-Slowly!

Shit!

Leave it, Anna-Maria,\NI have to take it to the dry cleaner.

I am going to soak it,\Nso it doesn't smell.

OUR MOTHER, MARIA.

-Look what I found.\N-Well.

-Did you loose weight?\N-Nonsense!

-What a crappy day!\N-You can say that again.

Without him,\Nwe would have two bodies less.

-Still four left.\N-You are protecting him again.

-What do you mean, again?\N-It is always the same.

-And always fatal for me.\N-Well, go then! Go!

I am sorry.

I really protect him.

Just like my mother.\NShe always made excuses.

Even for my father, the pig.

What did he do? Because of the divorce?

No, not that one.

My biological father. Forget it.

Hey, now that we are not together anymore,\Nwe can talk.

My mother was raped.

I am the result.

A live memory of a damn crappy day.

Nobody can have a normal relationship\Nwith a wreck like that.

Who wants to have\Na normal relationship, anyway?

I do.

And you would have been the right person.

There is a thread...

Don't open!

Dörig, Aargau police.\NIs Mr. Zimmerli around?

Yes, come on in!

This is Mr. Dörig. From the police.

Did I interrupt you? It won't take long.

I can't... I have to go pick up Daniel.

I can do that, no problem.

Daniel is your son, right?

Where is he now?

With his mother.

At the funeral home.

Where were you yesterday at 8:00 a.m.?

At the monastery.

Are you one of\Nthe Friends of the Monastery?

I brought Daniel to the workshop.

-Daniel is...\N-He has

a cognitive disability.\NAre you leaving now?

Yes.

Did you see your wife\Nat the monastery yesterday?

I went to confession.

Listen... I am sorry.

No, Daniel!

Daniel, come on!

Come with me! Come, let her go now!

You come now! Please!

-Daniel, come!\N-No!

How am I supposed to do this?

I would have an idea.

Daniel at least is admitting it.\NThat is a good thing.

Sometimes it is hard,\Nthis unconditional affinity.

Marianne wasn't able to look after herself\Nfor the last 16 years.

But she accepted her fate. Kudos!

Her faith probably helped her.

She only found it six months ago.

When Daniel started to work in the\Nworkshop, she met Lustenberger.

-They fell in love.\N-And he led her to God?

-And Albert?\N-He doesn't know.

And he doesn't need to know anymore.

-Good morning.\N-Good morning, Madame, how are you?

-How are the paws of Monsieur?\N-Maybe you should ask how his head is.

-When will you have kids?\N-You don't have any other problem?

Good that you ask. Listen.

We have a depressed widower,\Na sister-in-law in heat

and a monk who used to be lusty.

A lusty monk?

There were proceedings against him\Nfor breach of church law.

-In the monastery?\N-No, when he was still a priest.

He interpreted the celibacy\Nrather generously.

In the monastery, he found himself.\NA very likely story.

-What? Did he keep doing it?\N-Possibly, no?

What if he had an affair with\NMarianne Zimmerli, and it came out.

There would have been another proceeding.

He would have been burnt on the stake.

But impending church proceedings\Nare not motive.

What is that?

Semmelweis killed a hitman.\NHe is wanted by Interpol in 5 countries.

-A real nasty guy.\N-Give me that!

Hey! Where are you going?

Oh, Daniel. Good that you are here.

Can you help me bring this to the compost?

Daniel!

You don't feel like it?

No, Daniel, look,\Nthe wheelbarrow is already full.

You help, too!

There.

-Is that your wheelbarrow?\N-Yes.

Isn't there a workshop around here?

Come on!

-Take the hammer.\N-Thank you.

You have to hit it real hard.

Do you want to use some paint?

You don't... Exactly.

The two of us will check\Nwhere Mama wants to live.

-She can go everywhere, like God.\N-You are right, Daniel.

She wants to go pray in the church first.\NAre you coming?

-Do you want to stay with me?\N-I will take care of her.

For the first time...

You can handle Daniel well.

I am supposed to take Mrs. Zimmerli\Nwith me again.

Her husband doesn't want\Nthe funeral up here.

I will speak to Albert.

Does he have a problem with the church?

Albert is full of doubt.\NBut this also has its qualities.

And you? Did you have doubts before?

Doubts are always part of it.

Daniel!

I didn't want to do that.

-I didn't want to do that.\N-Did you throw it?

-Why did you do that?\N-You don't have to be afraid.

This is the stone-game.

How does it work?

You have to hit three times\Nwith the small one,

then you're allowed to take a big one.

Oh, Daniel.

Is this a big one?

Can I have it?

Did you ever have one of these?

-I didn't do anything!\N-Did you throw the stone?

I didn't do anything!

Daniel, come, we are going home.

Come!

-I have to call Albert.\N-Mr. Conrad.

You have to take the coffin with you.\NThe funeral cannot be here.

-Not under these circumstances.\N-But I promised.

And I will keep my promise.

We will continue.

Father Luc, Father Fabio.

What is it?\NDid you swallow a communion wafer?

Go over to the church,\Nthat will change your great mood.

Do you think it's possible that Father Leo\Nhad an affair with Marianne Zimmerli?

Wrong.

-It was Beat.\N-What? Lustenberger?

The deceased from the car...\NHe had an affair with Marianne Zimmerli?

Shit!

Her husband was upstairs yesterday.\NHe brought his son.

-But he has an Alibi.\N-Daniel has an Alibi?

What? No, no. Albert, the husband.

He went to confession.

Then it was him.

What, who?

Daniel.

He did it again.

-He smashed a church window.\N-With a stone.

The disabled son?

Yes.

I will speak to him.

-I need Daniel.\N-Give us some time!

-It won't help if you take Daniel.\N-We have to follow every suspicion.

I will do it. Give me until tomorrow.

Hey! The front door is not to blame!

Me neither.

What is going on?

I will tell you. He did it again.

It is always the weak ones.\NYou chicken shit!

-Hey, are you talking to me?\N-No, to your God.

-Calm down and get real!\N-No, He should become real.

What happened?

Daniel threw the stone.

-Jesus, that is horrible.\N-No.

It is God's Will. Awesome, no?

-Makes total sense.\N-No, it doesn't.

I don't believe that.\NGod doesn't throw stones.

Because he is without guilt?

Get your bible!

"He who is without guilt,\Nlet him throw the first stone."

The parable of the adulteress.

They wanted to stone her to death,\Nbecause she was cheating.

-Then Jesus said...\N-Thank you.

-Do you have any more questions?\N-No.

Then I have a few.

When I was released from prison,

I had to have\N13 surveillance cameras removed.

Everything was your material.

Not even the washrooms were spared.

Do you think that's funny?

I don't blame you,\Nyou are only doing your job.

But your shooting my nice assistant,\Nis a little too much to bear.

You can keep\Nyour accusations to yourself.

Maybe Ms. Duchamps\Ndidn't even work for me in the end.

I mean, nowadays, everything is possible.

What do you mean by that?

-Mr. Lambert! Please.\N-Yes, yes!

Everybody knows by now\Nthat she was your colleague.

What makes you think that?

In the future, look into your own nest\Nbefore you look for rotten eggs in mine.

Thank you, we'll find our way out.

Son of a bitch,\Nyou won't slip away this time!

Ha! Do you want to shoot me\Nin front of my lawyer now?

Not necessary.

I have got your number. 735,812.

-Where are you going?\N-Back in the pond.

-No. Listen...\N-Thank you, I listened plenty!

-They will kill you!\N-You will kill me.

Give me a chance!

Keep your hands off.

Are they here? What are you doing?

-I didn't want this!\N-Listen, Albert!

Your son is a suspect.

He smashed a window with a stone.

Daniel? I don't think so!

-Daniel is innocent!\N-We know that, but the police...

This is all your fault!\NYou and your holy shitty club!

To forgive yourself\Nis always the hardest part.

It wasn't you. Not alone.

It is a miracle that the stone\Neven hit them.

-And miracles come from God.\N-Nonsense, miracle!

I threw that stone, nobody else did.

I wanted to know what was going on.

I wanted to challenge this shitty God,\Nbecause he took my wife from me.

But that was Lustenberger.

Yes.

He is a good Christian!\NHe fucks my wife behind my back.

It is not your fault.\NThat is why you threw the stone.

"He who is without sin,\Nlet him throw the first stone."

That was Leo's idea.

Father Leo!

-You over-pious bastard!\N-Albert!

-How long have you known?\N-We are in a church!

She told me yesterday.\NShe left me, the tramp.

I saw her yesterday\Nwith her special friend of the monastery!

"He who is without sin,\Nlet him throw the first stone."

-You really challenged God.\N-God! God!

I can't listen to this anymore,\Nwhere is He?

I wonder about that, too.

But He is not down here...\NThat is certain.

We only have our life. That's all.

If I were you, I would keep it\Nfor a while longer.

You will tell everybody that it was me.

It is not Daniel's fault.

Papa!

Papa!

I am going home.

You can come with me, if you want.\NYou know my sofa.

No, thank you, that is very nice of you.

Ok. Good night.

3, 7, 5, 2, 1.

Death is the last question.

But it doesn't have the last word.\NJesus Christ proved that to us.

There is only one answer to Death.

Life.

Subtitle translation by Rabea Zeidler