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Tom is so hot!
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I'm so attracted to you,
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it's not funny.
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[hisses] Stay away.
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Mark my fuckin' territory.
That's my man.
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Lily and I just need to pump
the brakes on the sleeping
together.
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[Charlotte] You can't just have
sex as much as they have been
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and not catch feelings.
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I don't know if I would call it
love or lust with Con.
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He just makes me feel seen.
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# Happy people dance with me #
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I've got the rig out
and I'm ready to launch.
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I'm a little bit of a sly fox.
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I'm the queen 'cause
I'm the hottest in Cairns.
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# Happy people dance with me #
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Step on my toes,
I'll stomp on yours.
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My dream job is no job.
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I'm a little bit
of a shit-stirrer.
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Turn up that music
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and watch me dance.
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I do use my tits
to an advantage.
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I came out my mum's vagina
having a party.
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Everyone needs a Kyle
in their life.
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# Happy people dance with me #
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[All] Aussie Shore! [cheer]
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[snoring]
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[Con] At the middle
of the night,
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all I can think about
is hooking up with Catia.
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[Catia] Hello.
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[both laugh]
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[Catia] What is happening?
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Things are getting very
heated with Con very quickly.
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Con's a great kisser.
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So, a good pash with Con?
No problemos.
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But when it comes
to having sex with Con...
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..I don't know.
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I don't wanna
give him the satisfaction.
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But then, when I'm with Con...
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[Catia laughs]
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..oh, my God - yeah, fuck it.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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[Both laugh]
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[Con] Alright?
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I know sex between me and Catia
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will 100% lead to emotions.
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I don't know if it's her
pulling back, if it's me
pulling back,
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but either way, we're both
playing with fire right now.
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# Yeah, yeah #
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# Don't have to pull my line #
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# Might as well save your cred
#
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# Message me multiple times #
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# You'll get left on read... #
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[Nardos] The vibe
is fucking weird as fuck.
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There is some
weird tension going on.
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I said to Lily last night,
let's stop sleeping together.
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Let's just stay as friends
that we are
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but just move...
take away the benefits.
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[laughs] What?!
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Friends with benefits can stop
the benefits like that.
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That's the whole point of it.
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[Kyle] It looks like the mum
and dad of the house have
broken up.
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She's alright.
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[Lily] Like, for me, like,
I can't be fucked anymore.
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It's just fucking stupid.
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Awkward, girls.
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We can hear everything.
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[Lily] Like,
I'm so fucking close
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to getting the fuck out of
here,
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because it's honestly
ridiculous.
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Tom has just assured us
that Lily's fine,
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but, uh, is he hearing
what I'm hearing right now?
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Or, like... Ugh. I'm fuckin'
done with this shit.
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Like...
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Can't be fucked anymore.
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I think Lily just needed
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to get something off her chest,
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and she did.
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Is there something else
that's hurting you?
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There's no...
There's nothing else!
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Well, then, why
are you crying, babes?
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Because everything's a lot!
This is so much! Honestly...
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So there must be
something going on.
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[Catia] Seeing Lily
get so emotional
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makes me think that either
she has feelings for Tom
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or Tom has just
breached her loyalty.
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I don't know. I really can't
work this out with Lily.
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It's none of you.
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It's not you. It's not you.
It's not you. It's not you.
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It's just...
this house is fucked up.
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OK? I don't wanna talk
about this shit.
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-OK?
-Yeah. Cool.
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Alright?
That's all I'm gonna say.
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I'm just trying
to explore all these reasons
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as to why Lily
is feeling this way,
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and also thinking of ways that
I can help her through this.
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[Kyle] Mmm!
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The lovers' tiff
is literally unfolding
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in front of my eyes right now.
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[Manaaki]
I'd literally only had sex
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with one person at that point.
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-[Kyle] Oh.
-Yeah.
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Maybe...
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But they...they were like...
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-[Kyle] Yeah.
-[Manaaki] It is.
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I think Lily
has caught feelings for Tom.
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She wouldn't be acting like
this
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if she didn't, hands down.
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Good chat.
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You know, you've got
this hard exterior, Lil,
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I love you, but
you've clearly got feelings.
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Otherwise, you truly,
truly, truly wouldn't care!
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[sniffs]
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[Lily] I feel vulnerable.
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And....
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..that's a big thing
for me to say.
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Like, I don't...
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Yeah, I don't know,
I just feel like...
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My brain is everywhere.
I just have nothing...
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I don't even know
what to say. [sniffs]
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[sniffs]
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I choose to be closed-off...
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..because I've been in
toxic relationships.
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Like, I don't wanna
be hurt like that again.
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I don't need a boyfriend.
I don't want a boyfriend.
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But, like...
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..you know, sometimes,
I do think about it.
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I'm like, fuck, like...
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..it would be nice
just to hang out with someone.
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It would be nice to just...
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..have someone around.
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[Cooper] You good, Lil?
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Lily.
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You right?
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No.
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Lily! Hey.
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Out of everyone here, I'm
probably the closest with Lily.
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How are you and Tom?
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Miss Princess can have him.
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-She does.
-Mummy lost her territory.
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I think Lily and I
are so close and so similar.
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Like, Lily is the male
version of me, and I'm the f...
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Mm. I'm... Hm.
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Mummy's not happy.
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Do you think youse
will just go to...
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Mummy and Daddy
are getting divorced.
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Oh... [laughs]
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-Oh, fuck off, cunt.
-Oh, just don't look.
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I think Lily's been burnt
before
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and that's why I think
she has this hard exterior
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where she just doesn't care
and she's a man-eater.
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Lily, just...
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Fuckin' do it behind my back,
cunt. I dare you.
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But I think she has been
hypnotised by Tom,
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and if Tom does something,
it's gonna impact Lily.
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They're not...they're probably
just talking about their thing.
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Yeah, the last thing
I want is drama.
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[Lexie] I'm feeling
pretty good this morning,
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'cause last night, I told Tom
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that he needed
to show me a little bit more
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if he wanted to
keep getting to know me.
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I didn't really expect him
to call it quits with Lily,
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but, I mean,
I'm kind of excited,
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'cause now we've got
the green light
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to, like, finally
get to know each other more,
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without Lily
always being around.
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[Lily] Um...
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For me, right now, if I can be
completely honest...
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..like, my feelings ARE hurt.
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[sniffs]
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We sleep together,
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we have sex, we shower
together,
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we eat together,
we talk together.
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-We're camping, like...
-I know.
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This is all things that are
building up, like...
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-Yeah.
-Look, I'll admit it.
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Maybe I have caught feelings,
without even knowing.
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Mm.
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And that is killing me,
that I'm saying that out loud.
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But...
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..as of right now,
like, my heart is hurting.
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And I know what I need to do,
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and I know I need to open up
and just...
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..let Tom know how I feel.
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But, like...
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..that's a big thing
for me to say.
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And this is why I don't open
up.
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Because as soon
as I open up to someone,
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I just get shut down and it's
ripped away from me, like...
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He's a dickfuck.
He's a dickfuck.
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[Catia] It breaks my heart
to see Lily this upset.
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I love her to my core.
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She's an icon.
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She's the woman.
She's the woman, to me.
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[Lily cries]
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Lily's my best friend in here
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so, obviously,
I want the best for her.
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-[laughs]
-[farts]
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There is nothing
Australians like more
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than a good old game of AFL,
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so have I got a job
that they are going to love!
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Today, going to work
is Manaaki and Lily,
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and then we have
Kyle and Nardos.
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Me going to work today,
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I'm trying to look at it
as a good thing.
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Maybe I need to
get out of the house.
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I feel like the worst thing
for me right now
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is to sit at home and dwell.
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Clean the house, Dad.
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Scrub them toilets, you...
Shut up.
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I don't follow AFL.
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I don't care about AFL.
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And, at the end of
the day, it's work.
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Today's job is not
for the faint-hearted.
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[Kyle] See the dude
with the white cap?
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I need them
to get their hands dirty
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by helping out
a local footy club
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with some
less-than-glamorous chores.
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-Hi, Aaron. How are you?
-Charlotte. How you goin'?
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How are you? Hello. How
are youse both? How are youse?
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I'm well. I'm really well,
thanks, Charlotte.
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Good, good, good.
Well, I've arrived.
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I'm ready to know what my guys
are gonna be doing here today.
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Can you just take us through
it?
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So, well, today,
they're obviously
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painting a mural on the wall.
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We've got AFL boots -
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so, they're gonna be
making sure they clean those,
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-spick-and-span.
-[Charlotte] Right.
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[flies buzz]
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-[Charlotte] Oh, that stinks!
-[Aaron] Yeah.
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Oh, my God, it stinks so bad!
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Smells like that,
uh, shrimp paste.
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Athletes...
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..for...
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..long time.
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[buzzer sounds]
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[chuckles]
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-[whistle wavers]
-Oh! My whistle's broke.
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Athletes for...
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..length.
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[buzzer sounds]
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What does it stand for?
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Oh, really? Fuck.
That was so easy.
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Duh!
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God!
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Now, what we'll be doing...
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We're painting our logo
on the wall.
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So, Charlotte introduced us
to our boss for the day,
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and it's a scary old guy
called Pauly.
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He looks like one of those
people with a nice little
smile,
251
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,517
but looks like
he's gonna bash ya.
252
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:52,689
You haven't got all bloody day.
253
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:54,724
It needs to be done,
we need to get out of here
254
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:55,896
and it needs
to be done properly.
255
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,931
I'll use these glasses.
256
00:12:58,034 --> 00:13:00,517
-Ooh, I can't ruin my hair.
-[Kyle chuckles]
257
00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:03,862
Manaaki's a little bit
precious.
258
00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:05,931
Fuck, I actually
look good in white.
259
00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:08,344
Ugh!
260
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:12,275
Of course, I, and Nardos,
261
00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:13,758
have to clean...
262
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:14,862
Just do it.
263
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,758
..dirty football boots.
264
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:19,137
-Oh!
-[flies buzz]
265
00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:21,000
You have to be joking.
266
00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:22,724
-OK, let's just fuckin' do it.
-[sniffs]
267
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,137
It fuckin' stinks.
268
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,517
They smell so disgusting!
269
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:31,068
There's no clean water.
270
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,448
So these shoes...
271
00:13:34,517 --> 00:13:37,137
Oh... Oh, it's on my face.
272
00:13:37,241 --> 00:13:39,172
It was disgusting.
273
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:40,827
I'm not joking.
274
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:43,000
Like, it was fucked.
275
00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:44,517
It actually was fucked up.
276
00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,517
-Oh, sorry.
-Is it on my face?
277
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:50,206
Yeah.
278
00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:58,137
While everyone's out,
279
00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:01,000
should we maybe go for a walk?
280
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,482
Yes.
281
00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:03,689
-Yeah, let's see if we can...
-Yes.
282
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,965
Let's go down...
go for a walk along the beach.
283
00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,206
Yeah, 'cause that
would be so nice.
284
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:08,310
Mm.
285
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:12,000
[Lexie] That's gorge.
286
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,344
-This is perfect.
-Mm-hm.
287
00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,724
I'm here for the experience.
I'm here to have fun.
288
00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,724
I want to get to know everyone.
289
00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:20,965
What if a croc comes out?
290
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,896
I'll push you out of the way
and let it eat me.
291
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,172
-Oh, shut...
-[laughs]
292
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:28,275
-OK.
-[laughs]
293
00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:31,344
I want some real elbow grease
in that shoe.
294
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,034
-Oh! Oh!
-I know. Look at me!
295
00:14:33,137 --> 00:14:34,931
It's all gone all over
my bloody dress!
296
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:36,517
Jesus Christ!
297
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:39,827
I would not be caught dead
doing any of these jobs. No.
298
00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:41,241
-Smell that.
-Nuh.
299
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:42,551
Smell it.
300
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:43,793
Oh!
301
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,310
[Lily] I have
a bad feeling right now.
302
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:47,206
My intuition's
telling me something,
303
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,758
and I reckon today
is gonna be not...
304
00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:52,000
I don't know.
305
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,793
Something's going on. It's
suss.
306
00:14:58,172 --> 00:14:59,517
[Tom chuckles]
307
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,931
[Lexie] Tom's
a really good kisser.
308
00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:08,413
He knows the right way to do
it.
309
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,620
He's not sticking his tongue
down my throat, making me
choke.
310
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:17,103
He's literally just like
inserting it the right amount.
311
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,034
Soft, gentle, slow.
312
00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:21,517
Like, it's just like
a good recipe, babe.
313
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,586
-We should probably get back.
-Mmm...maybe not.
314
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:31,586
So, is that...? This is the
worst fucking job, for sure.
315
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:32,793
I know.
316
00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:33,931
-Hi.
-[Lily] Hello.
317
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,137
How are youse, good?
318
00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:37,172
-They look, actually, better.
-[Nardos] Yeah.
319
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:38,379
[Paul] OK.
320
00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:40,344
Thank you.
321
00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:41,448
[Lily] That was fuckin'
gross as fuck.
322
00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:43,068
-[Nardos laughs]
-That's disgusting.
323
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,827
[Manaaki] It's just
a little bit crooked,
324
00:15:46,931 --> 00:15:48,586
but I'm not straight,
so neither is this mural.
325
00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:49,620
[Kyle laughs]
326
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,793
In my eyes,
this mural was a success.
327
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:53,827
We were just doing
the final touches.
328
00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:56,206
We wanted to do a
representative
329
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,931
of what we think the
Lions club actually is,
330
00:15:58,034 --> 00:15:59,620
and that's a diverse
and inclusive club.
331
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:00,724
[Manaaki] Mm, inclusive.
332
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,620
So we wanted to show
the penises of...
333
00:16:02,724 --> 00:16:04,310
..representing the males
of the club
334
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:08,310
and this beautiful female to
show the females of the club.
335
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,586
We're known as
"one club one family" -
336
00:16:10,689 --> 00:16:12,000
not a nudist camp.
337
00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:13,655
I think you're both
full of shit.
338
00:16:13,758 --> 00:16:15,655
[both laugh]
339
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:18,827
I've got some grey paint.
I'll get you to paint that out.
340
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,413
-OK.
-Alright.
341
00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:22,172
Um, I better get the grey
paint.
342
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:24,896
-Grab the grey paint.
-Alright. Grab the grey paint.
343
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,724
Today's date with Lexie
has been so bloody perfect.
344
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,896
Ah, fuck it - let's go
upstairs.
345
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,689
Let's go to the Shag Pad.
346
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,275
I'm not here to fuck around.
347
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:48,000
It stunk. I just did
the smelliest poo.
348
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,000
Hey, guys!
349
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:53,827
-[Tom chuckles]
-[Lexie] Stop.
350
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,034
Yeah. That's fucked.
351
00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:56,275
You are kidding!
352
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,758
[Kyle] Oh.
353
00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:02,620
Of course they have to
come home from work now.
354
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,931
[Kyle] So, what did you guys
do today?
355
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:08,655
[Catia] Mm. Anything fun?
356
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,586
Yeah. Anything fun happen?
357
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,241
We got to walk on the beach.
358
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:14,689
Oh, really? The beach?
Oh, that would have been nice.
359
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,724
And we chatted for ages.
360
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,793
Yeah.
361
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,586
[Kyle] If I was in
Tom's position
362
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:23,000
and Lily had just caught me
on a date with another girl...
363
00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:26,896
..I would be on a plane so fast
364
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,793
you didn't even see me go.
365
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:31,068
[Tom] Yeah, we just went
for a walk on the beach.
366
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,413
[Lexie] It was chill.
367
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,586
Tom and Lexie haven't
even waited five minutes.
368
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,758
Lily hasn't even left the door,
369
00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:44,379
got in the car,
gotten to the AFL,
370
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:46,413
and they're already
getting on it.
371
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,000
I'm not happy with this.
372
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:57,931
Like, at least have some
respect for Lily, and wait.
373
00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,068
Let the situation breathe
a little bit.
374
00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,931
No, he is pouncing like a
tiger.
375
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:05,068
Tiger Tom. Tom the tiger.
376
00:18:05,172 --> 00:18:06,724
That is who he is.
377
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:10,551
Yeah, mad.
378
00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,517
Fuckin' sick.
Went on a beach walk? Fuck.
379
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,344
Like, what...like, what do you
want everyone to do?
380
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,620
Fuckin' standing ovation?
381
00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:24,379
Like, "Thank you"? Like...
382
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:25,689
No.
383
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:47,758
The sounds coming from, like...
384
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:49,344
What were the sounds?
385
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:50,896
You, like, moaned and...
386
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,586
[screams] No! No!
387
00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,620
No! Did I actually?!
388
00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,482
[Nardos] Catia was giggling
the whole night
389
00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,000
like a little schoolgirl.
390
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:02,586
And I could just
hear them kissing and fondling.
391
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:07,000
They... When you were sleeping,
yeah, he came in
392
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,586
and they were kissing
and fondling.
393
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,517
Were we fondling?
394
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,482
So, you know what?
395
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,551
I think this is developing
very quickly into something.
396
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,724
What type of moaning?
397
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:21,000
No!
398
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:22,551
-[screams]
-[laughs]
399
00:19:22,655 --> 00:19:24,137
It was like this.
400
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:25,724
-No...
-It was like...
401
00:19:25,827 --> 00:19:26,896
[whimpers softly]
402
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,517
-[screams]
-[laughs]
403
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,206
Con said that
he wouldn't fuck her
404
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,241
because she catches feelings.
405
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:33,413
But you know what?
406
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,241
I know Con, and I know
they have chemistry,
407
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,896
and so I think,
inevitably, they will fuck.
408
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
I... [laughs]
409
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,827
[Nardos] Ohh!
410
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,275
I heard my name
and I heard 'moaning'.
411
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:47,551
[Nardos laughs]
412
00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:52,482
Tonight?
413
00:19:52,586 --> 00:19:54,448
[Catia] Do you love me?
414
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,551
I said I love you
like I love my fuckin' sister,
415
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,344
I love my fuckin' friends.
416
00:19:58,448 --> 00:19:59,482
I'm not in love with you.
417
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:02,655
No. I reckon you were
falling in love last night.
418
00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:07,241
Listen, I tell the boys
before I go to bed, "Love you."
419
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,793
You were falling in love...
420
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:11,965
..with this.
421
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,172
[blows raspberry]
422
00:20:13,275 --> 00:20:14,724
I told Catia
the other night, "Love you."
423
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:15,827
I say it to everyone.
424
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:17,827
When I say, "I love you,"
it's a big difference.
425
00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:19,965
Hey, listen,
let me tell you right now,
426
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,689
I was not falling in love.
427
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,758
Not defensive.
Just definitely not in love.
428
00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:35,931
Sexy girl!
429
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:38,793
Everything she does...
430
00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:41,551
Everything she does right now,
I'm like, "Shut the fuck up."
431
00:20:41,655 --> 00:20:42,586
I know.
432
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:43,931
Fuckin' go back
to the playground
433
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,931
and go play with little girls.
434
00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,137
I'm done with Tom. I'm done
with it. I'm done with Lexie.
435
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:50,551
I'm fucking done
with the both of them.
436
00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:52,620
I cannot stand either of them.
437
00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:53,896
You're in that zone.
438
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,758
Oh, I literally can't even
stand being in the same room.
439
00:20:57,862 --> 00:20:59,379
I'm pissed!
440
00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:03,137
The love triangle right now
is frosty and awkward.
441
00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:04,793
Girls.
442
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,379
[Catia] Hello, hello.
443
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,862
-Hello.
-Hello.
444
00:21:14,931 --> 00:21:17,034
Lily, Tom and Lexie...
445
00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:22,000
The tension is like,
shoo-shoo-shoom!
446
00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:26,000
Family dinner at the Pier Bar.
447
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,586
Everyone's just wanting
a mad-wholesome night.
448
00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:30,344
No more drama.
449
00:21:30,448 --> 00:21:32,000
Let's move on.
450
00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:42,275
On the way to Pier Bar,
Catia's being like,
451
00:21:42,379 --> 00:21:43,724
"You need to talk to Lily."
452
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,068
[Lexie] Why the fuck
do I need to talk to Lily?
453
00:21:51,172 --> 00:21:55,034
I've literally got
the green fucking light.
454
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:29,655
[Manaaki]
I think Tom's definitely
455
00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:31,000
playing with fire at the
moment,
456
00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:32,689
flirting right in front of
Lily.
457
00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:35,310
And I don't think this
is gonna go down too well.
458
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,206
[Lexie] Something's
going on with Lily.
459
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,551
She seems to be getting really,
really upset by the situation.
460
00:22:48,931 --> 00:22:50,241
[Lexie] Tom's told me
that, like,
461
00:22:50,344 --> 00:22:51,655
he just wants
to be friends with her,
462
00:22:51,758 --> 00:22:52,827
he doesn't wanna, like,
463
00:22:52,931 --> 00:22:54,551
keep doing the whole
friends-with-benefits thing.
464
00:23:00,862 --> 00:23:03,827
If I was sleeping with Con
for five nights in a row
465
00:23:03,931 --> 00:23:06,793
and then I find out
that Con was kissing Lexie,
466
00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:09,620
I would go off, babe.
467
00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,103
[Jaeda] I think, in this
moment, Lexie's doing the wrong
thing
468
00:23:16,206 --> 00:23:19,000
and she's just
rubbing her face in it.
469
00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:23,689
# Hey!
470
00:23:27,931 --> 00:23:29,172
# Hey! #
471
00:23:30,896 --> 00:23:32,448
[Jaeda] We're vibing
on the dance floor.
472
00:23:32,551 --> 00:23:34,172
We're finally
having a good time.
473
00:23:34,275 --> 00:23:35,965
Catia! Get here!
474
00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:37,689
Come here. Welcome.
475
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:41,586
I want one. I'm gonna have a
good night. I don't give a
fuck.
476
00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,034
[Jaeda] DJ was looking cute,
477
00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:45,413
so I just hopped on in there,
in the booth, you know?
478
00:23:47,172 --> 00:23:49,482
You know, I don't know, there's
just something with me and DJs.
479
00:23:49,586 --> 00:23:51,241
I just like that...you know,
480
00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,620
they can do so many wonderful
things with their fingers.
481
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,172
Oh, yeah!
482
00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:58,655
This is what family dinner
is supposed to be.
483
00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:17,586
But, what do you know!
484
00:24:19,862 --> 00:24:22,862
That boy is like
a dog on heat - ruff, ruff!
485
00:24:28,482 --> 00:24:30,310
[Tom] We're sleeping up there.
486
00:24:30,413 --> 00:24:32,137
OK.
487
00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:33,896
[Jaeda] He called off
sleeping with Lily
488
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,620
like, what, 12 hours ago?
489
00:24:36,724 --> 00:24:38,068
Good luck, Lexie.
490
00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:40,000
I hope you know what
you're getting into, girl.
491
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,000
# I'm sexy and you know it #
492
00:24:42,103 --> 00:24:44,206
# I'll make you pop, pop #
493
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:46,103
# Breathe in, breathe out,
don't blow it #
494
00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:47,965
# Gonna make you pop, pop #
495
00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:49,827
# It's simple as can be #
496
00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:51,724
# One dance for you and me #
497
00:24:51,827 --> 00:24:53,206
# I'll spin you round,
round...#
498
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:55,000
Bad girl!
499
00:24:56,034 --> 00:24:57,758
[Lexie] I don't give a fuck.
500
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,241
Yeah, how'd you
get so drunk, Lexie?
501
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,448
Tom, you are a nasty,
naughty little boy.
502
00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:24,965
I know you wanna get
your willy wet with Lexie.
503
00:25:25,068 --> 00:25:26,551
-I'm fine.
-What, babe?
504
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,551
[Jaeda speaks indistinctly]
505
00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:30,103
-Were you kissing?
-[Lexie and Kyle] No.
506
00:25:30,206 --> 00:25:31,344
[Kyle] That was just Tom and I.
507
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,827
[Lexie] We were just...
Yeah. I was watching.
508
00:25:41,965 --> 00:25:43,965
There's only one thing
and one thing only
509
00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:45,344
that I plan to do tonight.
510
00:25:45,448 --> 00:25:47,275
[Catia] Yo!
511
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,241
Easy, girl.
512
00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,965
And that's head upstairs
to the Shag Pad with Lexie.
513
00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:57,172
I wanna fuck him!
514
00:25:57,275 --> 00:25:59,931
Oh, I'm fuckin' ready, cunt!
515
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:03,000
Lexie is being
very annoying tonight.
516
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,551
I think she had a few
too many vodka lime sodas.
517
00:26:05,655 --> 00:26:07,896
I didn't wear undies tonight.
Hello!
518
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,586
Look.
519
00:26:10,724 --> 00:26:11,931
Hello!
520
00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,482
[Manaaki] Hey!
What are you doing?
521
00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:19,655
But Lily...
522
00:26:19,758 --> 00:26:21,620
That's my pillow!
523
00:26:21,724 --> 00:26:23,379
..is trying
to mark her territory.
524
00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:27,620
Lily! You're gonna
give him pinkeye!
525
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:33,896
I'm so drunk
that I'm embarrassed.
526
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,931
Don't be embarrassed, cunt.
527
00:26:40,103 --> 00:26:41,655
[Lily] As soon as
we walk in the door...
528
00:26:41,758 --> 00:26:44,758
Ho...ly...fuck!
529
00:26:44,862 --> 00:26:46,586
[Lexie] Let me queef
right now.
530
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:48,137
[queefs]
531
00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:50,310
-[Lexie] Ahh!
-[Lily] Oh!
532
00:26:50,413 --> 00:26:52,448
[Lexie] It's almost
a relaxant at this age.
533
00:26:52,551 --> 00:26:56,000
[Lily] I don't know if Lexie's
got loose holes or whatever
534
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:59,000
but, fuck me,
them queefing noises
535
00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:01,310
are coming out
left, right and centre.
536
00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:02,827
-[Kyle] Yeah?
-[Lexie queefs]
537
00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:06,310
[laughs]
538
00:27:06,413 --> 00:27:08,758
To me. To Tom. To Cooper.
539
00:27:08,862 --> 00:27:10,655
-[Lexie] Pull the finger!
-[Cooper] Uh...
540
00:27:10,758 --> 00:27:12,931
-I've got the ick.
-[queefs]
541
00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:15,137
She's shooting 'em out
like she's fuckin' Oprah.
542
00:27:15,241 --> 00:27:17,379
-[queefs]
-[Kyle laughs] Oh!
543
00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:19,586
You get a queef!
You get a queef!
544
00:27:19,689 --> 00:27:21,000
[queefs deeply]
545
00:27:21,103 --> 00:27:22,586
-[Kyle] Oh...
-[Lexie] Ohh!
546
00:27:22,689 --> 00:27:24,172
Feels fuckin' incredible.
547
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,931
[feigns retching]
548
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:29,310
Wait. I've got... Nah,
I've got it. I've got it now.
549
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:31,482
[Jaeda laughs]
She's got the runs!
550
00:27:31,586 --> 00:27:33,275
[Lexie] Tom, don't
look at me like that.
551
00:27:34,517 --> 00:27:37,586
-[queefs]
-[laughter]
552
00:27:39,206 --> 00:27:40,137
What?
553
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,068
What is going on?
554
00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:43,379
[queefs]
555
00:27:45,275 --> 00:27:47,275
-[queefs]
-[both laugh]
556
00:27:47,379 --> 00:27:48,586
[queefs]
557
00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:49,931
What the fuck is happening?
558
00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:51,827
Why?!
559
00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,137
[Lily] Oi, guys, guys. Ready?
560
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:57,827
[Lexie] Shush!
561
00:27:57,931 --> 00:27:58,862
[queefs]
562
00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:01,206
You know what?
I was worried tonight.
563
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:02,827
But as soon as I come home
564
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,862
and I see someone queefing like
a fuckin' elephant's trunk...
565
00:28:07,275 --> 00:28:08,931
..I've got nothing
to worry about.
566
00:28:09,034 --> 00:28:09,965
Oi!
567
00:28:10,068 --> 00:28:13,206
If your dicks could
suck in this oxygen
568
00:28:13,310 --> 00:28:14,862
and pooferate it out...
569
00:28:14,965 --> 00:28:16,206
Who talks like that?
570
00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,724
I'm looking at Tom,
and he's...he's mortified.
571
00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:22,379
He's thinking, "What the fuck
have I gotten myself into?"
572
00:28:22,482 --> 00:28:23,689
[burps]
573
00:28:23,793 --> 00:28:26,551
'Cause at the end of the day,
guess who's looking better.
574
00:28:27,689 --> 00:28:29,862
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy.
575
00:28:29,965 --> 00:28:31,206
[queefs]
576
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,103
[Kyle] I think that's
why I'm gay.
577
00:28:33,206 --> 00:28:35,793
If you queef 24-fuckin'-7,
on command,
578
00:28:35,896 --> 00:28:38,379
you got weak pussy lips!
579
00:28:39,724 --> 00:28:41,827
Guess what? I'm tight
as a fuckin' whistle.
580
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:43,137
[sucks, blows]
581
00:28:43,241 --> 00:28:45,000
That's her pussy, not a fart.
582
00:28:45,103 --> 00:28:47,344
When you queef,
you're like... [blows loosely]
583
00:28:47,448 --> 00:28:49,551
When I...when I queef,
I'm like... [blows tightly]
584
00:28:49,655 --> 00:28:52,103
-[Con] All the girls, get out.
-[Lexie] Youse are boring.
585
00:28:52,206 --> 00:28:53,862
This is one of
the most fucked-up things
586
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:55,413
I've ever been a part of.
587
00:28:55,517 --> 00:28:57,103
Boys act like farting
588
00:28:57,206 --> 00:29:00,965
is some
fucking unknown phenomenon.
589
00:29:01,965 --> 00:29:03,413
[queefs]
590
00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:06,448
We are not going
to the Shag Pad tonight.
591
00:29:06,551 --> 00:29:08,000
# Suckin' it up, suckin' it up
#
592
00:29:08,103 --> 00:29:09,000
# Suck it. #
593
00:29:09,103 --> 00:29:10,379
[snores]
594
00:29:18,172 --> 00:29:20,827
And, go right up.
595
00:29:22,034 --> 00:29:23,586
[Cooper] How was
fuckin' Lexie last night?
596
00:29:23,689 --> 00:29:26,000
-[Con] Oh, bro.
-That was ridiculous.
597
00:29:26,103 --> 00:29:27,931
Queefing. "Pull my finger."
[blows raspberry]
598
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,724
Yeah, that was ridiculous.
599
00:29:29,827 --> 00:29:31,241
[Cooper] Last night,
Tom is thinking
600
00:29:31,344 --> 00:29:33,482
he's going straight
to the Shag Pad with Lex -
601
00:29:33,586 --> 00:29:36,551
um, until she starts queefing.
602
00:29:36,655 --> 00:29:37,862
And the last thing you wanna do
603
00:29:37,965 --> 00:29:39,413
after you hear
someone's queefing
604
00:29:39,517 --> 00:29:41,206
is go into that area.
605
00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,793
So, yeah, I think
it's only a matter of time
606
00:29:42,896 --> 00:29:45,689
before he bounces Lex
and gets back in bed with Lily.
607
00:29:49,379 --> 00:29:52,448
[Con] Last night,
you were so annoying.
608
00:29:52,551 --> 00:29:54,034
-[Lexie] Me?
-Yes.
609
00:29:54,137 --> 00:29:56,034
-How?
-What do you mean, how?
610
00:29:56,137 --> 00:29:57,275
Oh...
611
00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,206
Last night might be my
drunkest night in the house.
612
00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:01,586
Definitely. By far.
613
00:30:01,689 --> 00:30:02,758
'Cause you were fuckin'
running around -
614
00:30:02,862 --> 00:30:03,965
"Oh, pull my finger,
I wanna queef!"
615
00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:05,551
Fuck off!
Queef in your own room!
616
00:30:05,655 --> 00:30:06,793
It was doing our heads in.
617
00:30:06,896 --> 00:30:08,620
You can't handle queefing,
can you, babe?
618
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:12,172
[Lexie] Everyone's shocked,
but what can I say?
619
00:30:12,275 --> 00:30:16,344
I am very much a bogan, and I'm
a little bit unexpected.
620
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:19,413
Oh, deary me. I can't wait to
jump out a fuckin' plane today.
621
00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:20,758
It's much needed.
622
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:21,965
[Con] Skydiving?
623
00:30:22,068 --> 00:30:23,517
Who in their right mind thinks,
624
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,344
"Let's wake up
and go skydiving"?
625
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:26,689
Youse have to be...
626
00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:28,344
I don't even want to
talk about it.
627
00:30:28,448 --> 00:30:30,241
I can't wait to see you go.
628
00:30:30,344 --> 00:30:33,068
Oh, I'm actually
not gonna be OK.
629
00:30:33,172 --> 00:30:35,827
-I'm not gonna be OK.
-[both laugh]
630
00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:37,413
[coughs]
631
00:30:48,793 --> 00:30:50,034
Last night was a lot.
632
00:30:50,137 --> 00:30:52,793
And then, you know what?
I feel a release.
633
00:30:52,896 --> 00:30:54,965
It's giving me
intense flashbacks.
634
00:30:55,068 --> 00:30:57,241
Was I frustrating last night?
635
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:01,310
Do you want me
to answer honestly?
636
00:31:01,413 --> 00:31:02,586
-Yeah.
-Yeah, you were.
637
00:31:03,793 --> 00:31:04,827
Oh.
638
00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:05,965
[Lexie] Shit.
639
00:31:06,068 --> 00:31:09,172
I think Tom might be
a little bit put off
640
00:31:09,275 --> 00:31:10,965
my behaviour from last night.
641
00:31:12,275 --> 00:31:16,241
I really hope that I haven't
given him the ick.
642
00:31:16,344 --> 00:31:18,931
I definitely have
got the ick from Lexie.
643
00:31:19,034 --> 00:31:21,137
I thought that
we were gonna come home,
644
00:31:21,241 --> 00:31:24,413
go straight off to the Shag
Pad, and that'd be that.
645
00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:26,931
[burps]
646
00:31:27,034 --> 00:31:29,793
But we get home,
you're rolling on the ground,
647
00:31:29,896 --> 00:31:32,068
you're queefing, turning me
off.
648
00:31:32,172 --> 00:31:35,482
Let's enjoy the skydiving
for what it is today.
649
00:31:35,586 --> 00:31:37,482
Honestly, get me on that plane.
650
00:31:37,586 --> 00:31:39,482
I am willing to do anything
651
00:31:39,586 --> 00:31:43,241
but think about Lexie
and that queefing last night.
652
00:31:45,206 --> 00:31:46,344
[Lily] Honestly...
653
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:47,793
Oi, do you reckon...
do you reckon it's possible
654
00:31:47,896 --> 00:31:48,965
for your stomach
to be in your arse?
655
00:31:49,068 --> 00:31:50,172
'Cause that's what I'm
feeling right now.
656
00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:52,551
I reckon it's possible,
on a day like today.
657
00:31:52,655 --> 00:31:54,724
I'm nervous for skydiving.
658
00:31:54,827 --> 00:31:58,000
I have a bad stomach at the
best of times, worst of times,
659
00:31:58,103 --> 00:32:01,310
Christmas, Easter, you name it
- I've got a bad stomach.
660
00:32:01,413 --> 00:32:03,413
I know my bowels.
661
00:32:03,517 --> 00:32:05,758
So, I don't know how
my stomach's gonna go
662
00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:07,448
with this skydiving experience.
663
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:08,586
[farts]
664
00:32:08,689 --> 00:32:11,241
Oh, gosh.
That's gonna be deadly.
665
00:32:11,344 --> 00:32:13,000
[Jaeda] Can you please
let her open the window?
666
00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:14,965
-Oh, no. Please.
-Oh, my God.
667
00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:16,827
Everyone, block your nose.
Block your nose.
668
00:32:16,931 --> 00:32:18,620
-[gags, coughs]
-Open the window, please!
669
00:32:18,724 --> 00:32:21,172
[Catia] This one is fucked.
This one's fucked.
670
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:24,758
I've said before, Catia
can clear a room, but goddamn!
671
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,172
[laughter]
672
00:32:27,275 --> 00:32:28,482
Don't look this way!
673
00:32:28,586 --> 00:32:30,344
[Catia] That's fucked.
674
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:31,586
[laughter]
675
00:32:31,689 --> 00:32:32,862
[Kyle] Oh, Catia!
676
00:32:32,965 --> 00:32:34,482
I know, I've told you,
677
00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:36,172
I've warned you.
678
00:32:36,275 --> 00:32:38,241
-I need a bag.
-Holy shit! She needs a bag.
679
00:32:38,344 --> 00:32:42,137
Farty Cati has just
released an atomic bomb.
680
00:32:42,241 --> 00:32:44,655
[coughs, retches]
681
00:32:44,758 --> 00:32:46,241
Oh, yuck! I just saw!
682
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:49,620
What the fuck is happening,
bro?
683
00:32:49,724 --> 00:32:50,724
Why is that...
684
00:32:52,206 --> 00:32:54,413
That chick's arse
needs to be looked at,
685
00:32:54,517 --> 00:32:58,068
because whatever's happening
down there, it's not OK.
686
00:32:58,172 --> 00:33:00,827
-[Lily] It's leaking.
-It's leaking on my legs!
687
00:33:00,931 --> 00:33:03,000
[coughs]
688
00:33:03,103 --> 00:33:06,103
Who knew one fart
could do this to people!
689
00:33:06,206 --> 00:33:09,241
This fart was lethal.
690
00:33:09,344 --> 00:33:10,413
Oh!
691
00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:11,862
It's on my legs.
692
00:33:11,965 --> 00:33:15,310
I am going to wish my
instructor the best of luck.
693
00:33:15,413 --> 00:33:17,172
I hope he's wearing
waterproof gear
694
00:33:17,275 --> 00:33:20,310
because I don't know what's
going to be coming out of me.
695
00:33:20,413 --> 00:33:22,206
Bro, what the fuck?
696
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,344
See, this is what happens
when we go skydiving!
697
00:33:34,275 --> 00:33:36,862
OK, guys. Good morning. Welcome
to Skydive Australia Cairns.
698
00:33:36,965 --> 00:33:39,827
-How are we all feeling?
-[all] Good!
699
00:33:39,931 --> 00:33:42,379
Two things in the world I said
I would never do is skydiving
700
00:33:42,482 --> 00:33:44,206
and bungee jumping.
701
00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:46,620
I may look hard,
but I am a little bitch.
702
00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:48,103
But it's good to get
everyone together,
703
00:33:48,206 --> 00:33:49,655
have a bit of a family day.
704
00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:51,689
I'm so scared, I can't even
talk right now.
705
00:33:51,793 --> 00:33:52,689
Yeah!
706
00:33:52,793 --> 00:33:54,103
[laughter]
707
00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:55,310
Let's get these off.
708
00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:00,137
Oh, fucking hell.
709
00:34:00,241 --> 00:34:01,862
This can't be good, like...
710
00:34:01,965 --> 00:34:02,965
Here we go!
711
00:34:05,482 --> 00:34:06,655
Shitting it!
712
00:34:11,931 --> 00:34:13,517
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling, like, ready.
713
00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:14,758
I feel like skydiving would
714
00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:16,482
definitely get my mind off
everything.
715
00:34:17,482 --> 00:34:19,724
Oh, come on now!
716
00:34:19,827 --> 00:34:21,793
Now I'm jumping out of a plane.
717
00:34:21,896 --> 00:34:25,551
I mean, I continually
surprise myself,
718
00:34:25,655 --> 00:34:27,724
but we're doing it together,
719
00:34:27,827 --> 00:34:30,275
and this truly is what
family is about.
720
00:34:30,379 --> 00:34:31,931
[screams]
721
00:34:32,034 --> 00:34:34,620
Oh! [laughs]
722
00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:36,310
Everyone's shitting themselves.
723
00:34:36,413 --> 00:34:38,206
But what better way
to start the day
724
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,068
than to jump out of a plane?
725
00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:45,241
Whoo-hoo!
726
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:47,275
Let's go! Let's go!
727
00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:50,793
I am fucking
shit-scared of heights.
728
00:34:50,896 --> 00:34:52,551
This is my worst nightmare.
729
00:34:55,241 --> 00:34:58,034
But, between jumping out
of a plane,
730
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:00,689
and being stuck with
both Lexie...
731
00:35:00,793 --> 00:35:03,310
Why am I doing this shit?
732
00:35:03,413 --> 00:35:04,965
..and Lily today...
733
00:35:05,068 --> 00:35:06,275
Oh, my God.
734
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:10,172
..fuck it,
I'm jumping out of this plane!
735
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,000
Surely that has got
to be easier.
736
00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:20,724
Whoo! Whoo!
737
00:35:23,551 --> 00:35:24,965
Let's go, crew!
738
00:35:32,896 --> 00:35:34,896
Fuck it!
739
00:35:36,655 --> 00:35:40,172
Falling through the sky
feels amazing!
740
00:35:40,275 --> 00:35:42,206
Oh!
741
00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:44,413
[screams]
742
00:35:45,758 --> 00:35:47,724
Pull the bag, pull the bag!
743
00:35:49,172 --> 00:35:51,344
I'm like, I can't breathe!
744
00:35:51,448 --> 00:35:52,551
I can't breathe!
745
00:35:56,758 --> 00:35:58,413
I'm freaking out right now.
746
00:35:58,517 --> 00:35:59,724
This is not fun.
747
00:35:59,827 --> 00:36:01,689
But my instructor's hot,
748
00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:05,379
so, honestly, I'm just hoping
that I don't shit myself on
him.
749
00:36:13,758 --> 00:36:15,551
Could have been focusing
on the views,
750
00:36:15,655 --> 00:36:18,344
but I was focusing on
picking up this guy behind me.
751
00:36:18,448 --> 00:36:19,896
Have you ever had sex up here?
752
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,241
-I haven't.
-You know what?
753
00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:24,103
Last time I was paragliding
in Switzerland...
754
00:36:24,206 --> 00:36:25,793
-Oh, yeah?
-..I fucked my pilot.
755
00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:27,448
Did you? Not midair?
756
00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:29,034
No, not midair.
757
00:36:29,137 --> 00:36:30,310
When we landed.
758
00:36:30,413 --> 00:36:32,000
So let's keep the trend going.
759
00:36:32,103 --> 00:36:33,241
[laughs]
760
00:36:37,344 --> 00:36:38,758
-She can join in.
-[laughs]
761
00:36:38,862 --> 00:36:40,586
# Tick, tick, boom! #
762
00:36:40,689 --> 00:36:42,620
Whoo-hoo!
763
00:36:43,793 --> 00:36:45,275
Yeah! You did it!
764
00:36:45,379 --> 00:36:46,620
[screams]
765
00:36:53,241 --> 00:36:54,724
# Tick, tick, boom! #
766
00:36:54,827 --> 00:36:56,206
Motherfucker!
767
00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:58,172
That was the best thing ever!
768
00:36:58,275 --> 00:37:00,724
Oh, my God!
769
00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:04,517
[Lily] I need a wee, I need a
wee, I need a wee, I need a
wee.
770
00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:05,965
Holy fuck. I need a whizz.
771
00:37:06,068 --> 00:37:07,724
It's actually about to come
out.
772
00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:09,413
It's happening.
773
00:37:09,517 --> 00:37:10,862
Oh, my God! [laughs]
774
00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:16,000
It's happening, it's happening,
it's happening!
775
00:37:20,172 --> 00:37:22,000
[Lily] Holy fuck!
776
00:37:26,793 --> 00:37:28,275
Is this a yay or nay?
777
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,586
Last time at Woolshed,
was a fucking good night.
778
00:37:31,689 --> 00:37:33,620
So, you know what?
Let's keep history going.
779
00:37:33,724 --> 00:37:35,827
The best way
to get over someone old
780
00:37:35,931 --> 00:37:38,448
is to get under
someone else who is new,
781
00:37:38,551 --> 00:37:40,655
and I think that is
what Lily's plan is tonight.
782
00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,379
[Catia] Stop! You're so
naughty!
783
00:37:42,482 --> 00:37:43,827
-Alright, I'm taking two.
-[Lily] Same.
784
00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:45,448
[Catia] So am I.
785
00:37:45,551 --> 00:37:47,206
Woolshed is the way to go.
786
00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:50,344
Fresh meat,
fresh environment, new drinks.
787
00:37:52,034 --> 00:37:53,862
This is escalating!
788
00:37:55,931 --> 00:37:58,724
I hope that there's a hottie
to distract Lily right now.
789
00:37:58,827 --> 00:38:01,275
Whether that be someone
in the house, an outsider,
790
00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:02,655
I don't care at this point.
791
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,344
Oh, my God! Con!
792
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,965
Whatever hottie there is
to distract her,
793
00:38:07,068 --> 00:38:08,344
honestly...
794
00:38:08,448 --> 00:38:10,551
Pissing dog. Pissing dog.
795
00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:12,551
# Oh, no, no, no #
796
00:38:13,965 --> 00:38:17,034
# Oh, no, no, no #
797
00:38:18,241 --> 00:38:20,310
# Oh, no, no, no. #
798
00:38:20,413 --> 00:38:21,620
Where's Tom? Is he alright?
799
00:38:24,896 --> 00:38:26,310
-All good?
-He's all good.
800
00:38:27,724 --> 00:38:29,448
I feel like I've barely spoken
801
00:38:29,551 --> 00:38:31,551
or seen Tom since last night...
802
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:35,482
..and I think
he might be avoiding me.
803
00:38:37,068 --> 00:38:38,482
It's just extremely hurtful.
804
00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:41,000
Like, it has gotten to me,
to be honest.
805
00:38:42,758 --> 00:38:43,758
Vulnerable!
806
00:38:52,793 --> 00:38:53,896
[Cooper] I feel bad for Lexie.
807
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,965
I mean, I really like her
in, like, a friend way,
808
00:38:56,068 --> 00:38:57,379
so to see her upset,
809
00:38:57,482 --> 00:38:58,724
it doesn't feel too good.
810
00:38:58,827 --> 00:39:02,068
But at the same time, like,
Tom's my boy, all power to him,
811
00:39:02,172 --> 00:39:04,517
but he's just got himself
in such a shit situation.
812
00:39:06,206 --> 00:39:08,896
So, yeah, he's done
a number on himself.
813
00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:21,000
I don't know what I'm gonna do
with Lily and Lexie.
814
00:39:21,103 --> 00:39:22,586
I don't know.
I'm gonna sleep on it.
815
00:39:22,689 --> 00:39:24,137
Try and actually get a good
night's sleep tonight.
816
00:39:24,241 --> 00:39:25,103
It's been a long day.
817
00:39:25,206 --> 00:39:26,379
I would love to have
a middle ground,
818
00:39:26,482 --> 00:39:28,379
where I could still be friends
with Lily
819
00:39:28,482 --> 00:39:30,551
and keep chatting to Lexie,
820
00:39:30,655 --> 00:39:32,241
but I don't think
there is a middle ground.
821
00:39:37,137 --> 00:39:39,896
I'm in a standstill right now
with Tom.
822
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,275
I feel like I've been pushed
to the side.
823
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:46,551
It hurts, watching him
and Lexie together.
824
00:39:46,655 --> 00:39:49,620
I just had to be honest
with myself, and say,
825
00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:51,068
you might like him,
826
00:39:51,172 --> 00:39:53,793
but it's not worth
being second best.
827
00:39:55,413 --> 00:39:57,896
So, it's just getting to a
point
828
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,793
where I really just
have to take the bullet
829
00:40:00,896 --> 00:40:02,482
and tell Tom how I'm feeling.
830
00:40:03,862 --> 00:40:05,827
I just wanted to...
831
00:40:07,482 --> 00:40:08,862
..to clear the air.
832
00:40:10,172 --> 00:40:13,758
Of course I want him to like me
back or, you know, of course,
833
00:40:13,862 --> 00:40:16,413
who doesn't want someone
that you like to like you back?
834
00:40:16,517 --> 00:40:18,827
The last thing I want to do
is tell Tom I like him,
835
00:40:18,931 --> 00:40:20,965
and then he turns around
and goes, "No."
836
00:40:21,068 --> 00:40:22,896
I'm gonna be straight up
with you.
837
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,896
You and Lexie together,
838
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,448
I do feel hurt.
839
00:40:26,551 --> 00:40:28,517
I just need to rip
the Band-Aid off and tell him.
840
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:29,896
I can't hold it in anymore.
841
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,241
# You've got a secret... #
842
00:40:33,344 --> 00:40:34,862
And to put my hand up and say,
843
00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,965
just because it's friends
with benefits
844
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,310
doesn't mean that, for me,
845
00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:40,344
there wasn't a tiny bit
of a connection.
846
00:40:40,448 --> 00:40:43,172
# I could go with it #
847
00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,793
# Maybe lead you on... #
848
00:40:44,896 --> 00:40:47,000
If roles were reversed,
849
00:40:47,103 --> 00:40:48,827
how would you feel
if you thought,
850
00:40:48,931 --> 00:40:50,793
"Oh, my God,
there's some sort of..."
851
00:40:50,896 --> 00:40:52,103
For me, there was some sort of
connection there
852
00:40:52,206 --> 00:40:54,586
'cause you don't just have sex
up in the Shag Pad.
853
00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:58,137
I can't stand there and beg
for someone to like me back
854
00:40:58,241 --> 00:40:59,448
or give me attention.
855
00:40:59,551 --> 00:41:01,068
We've talked about things.
856
00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:03,206
I don't do that
with normal friends.
857
00:41:04,931 --> 00:41:06,689
So maybe, maybe,
858
00:41:06,793 --> 00:41:08,758
maybe you might do that
with all your best friends,
859
00:41:08,862 --> 00:41:10,551
but for me, that's not normal.
860
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:13,862
I'm not doing that, so, yeah,
861
00:41:13,965 --> 00:41:16,206
I'll just tell him how I feel
and he can take it.
862
00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:19,103
He can take whatever he wants
from this conversation, but...
863
00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:23,965
..now my heart and my feelings
are in someone else's hands.
864
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:27,241
I am hurting, Tom.
865
00:41:27,344 --> 00:41:28,724
OK?
866
00:41:28,827 --> 00:41:29,965
If you want to crack on
with her,
867
00:41:30,068 --> 00:41:32,068
do it when I'm not around,
868
00:41:32,172 --> 00:41:36,068
because I still am a person
and I still have feelings.
869
00:41:36,172 --> 00:41:37,620
I understand where
you're coming from,
870
00:41:37,724 --> 00:41:39,344
and I guess
I just didn't realise
871
00:41:39,448 --> 00:41:41,172
that I wasn't being open
enough.
872
00:41:41,275 --> 00:41:44,862
I did... I honestly thought
that I had been fully
transparent
873
00:41:44,965 --> 00:41:46,551
about this whole...
874
00:41:46,655 --> 00:41:48,206
I still can be vulnerable.
875
00:41:48,310 --> 00:41:50,586
I'm not just this fucking
turtle that has a hard shell
876
00:41:50,689 --> 00:41:52,482
and doesn't give a fuck.
I still give a fuck.
877
00:41:52,586 --> 00:41:53,655
I give a fuck about you.
878
00:41:53,758 --> 00:41:55,034
I care about
how you feel about me
879
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:57,172
and I definitely care
how I feel about you.
880
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,482
That's it.
That's what I came to tell you.
881
00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:03,241
You can do it...
do what you want with it.
882
00:42:03,344 --> 00:42:06,517
But you just need to make up
your mind
883
00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:08,310
because I'm not going to
fucking hang around.
884
00:42:09,586 --> 00:42:12,689
# Is this heaven
or is this hell? #
885
00:42:12,793 --> 00:42:14,413
-Have a good night.
-You too.
886
00:42:14,517 --> 00:42:16,517
# Can't tell
'cause I'm under your #
887
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:19,000
# Under your spell. #
888
00:42:20,724 --> 00:42:22,275
I've got myself in a big
pickle.
889
00:42:24,931 --> 00:42:26,275
[Catia] Let's go!
890
00:42:27,862 --> 00:42:29,689
-Bye, Tom!
-Yay!
891
00:42:31,137 --> 00:42:33,379
Lily has been off me
the last couple of days.
892
00:42:33,482 --> 00:42:36,689
But, honestly, I didn't realise
that she cared about me
893
00:42:36,793 --> 00:42:39,310
more than just as a friend.
894
00:42:41,379 --> 00:42:45,068
I didn't intend to get in
a deep situation like this.
895
00:42:45,172 --> 00:42:47,172
[all] Whoo!
896
00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:49,517
I was really here to make
friends, and have fun,
897
00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:50,862
and do my thing,
898
00:42:50,965 --> 00:42:52,344
and now I'm in a situation
899
00:42:52,448 --> 00:42:55,241
where, if I were to continue
things with Lexie...
900
00:42:58,655 --> 00:43:01,551
..it'll ruin all of my
relationship with Lily.
901
00:43:03,758 --> 00:43:07,137
# Is this heaven
or is this hell? #
902
00:43:21,827 --> 00:43:23,103
Shall we go dance?
903
00:43:23,206 --> 00:43:24,586
Just us two? 'Cause we haven't
actually danced...
904
00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:26,448
Us two!
905
00:43:26,551 --> 00:43:28,551
-Let's go.
-No, I'm being serious, but.
906
00:43:28,655 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah, so am I.
907
00:43:31,448 --> 00:43:34,103
I didn't come into this
wanting a relationship...
908
00:43:36,379 --> 00:43:38,758
..so, honestly,
I don't know what to do.
909
00:43:42,551 --> 00:43:44,000
# It's my birthday #
910
00:43:44,103 --> 00:43:46,586
# Bad bitch
birthday behaviour! #
911
00:43:46,689 --> 00:43:48,000
If you don't end up naked
912
00:43:48,103 --> 00:43:49,344
in the hot tub tonight,
913
00:43:49,448 --> 00:43:51,310
we've done our night wrong.
914
00:43:51,413 --> 00:43:52,379
Smack it again!
915
00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:55,172
We're back, baby!
916
00:43:56,379 --> 00:43:57,482
What?
917
00:43:57,586 --> 00:43:59,965
Someone's at the door!
918
00:44:00,068 --> 00:44:01,655
Ring a ding ding!
It's the king.
919
00:44:01,758 --> 00:44:02,931
[woman screams]
920
00:44:03,034 --> 00:44:04,275
What the fuck?
921
00:44:04,379 --> 00:44:05,965
-And that's it.
-You're a fucking joke.
922
00:44:06,068 --> 00:44:08,103
Sook walks away, as per usual.
923
00:44:08,206 --> 00:44:11,241
Oh! Them two are just...
924
00:44:11,344 --> 00:44:12,827
I'm fucking done.
925
00:44:12,931 --> 00:44:14,310
Awkward!
926
00:44:17,413 --> 00:44:19,310
# Happy people dance with me #
927
00:44:26,827 --> 00:44:28,793
# Happy people dance with me #
928
00:44:41,310 --> 00:44:42,758
# Happy people dance with me. #
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