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[Music]
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Alright, where is he?
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Who?
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Who? Who don't I see?
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Andy's not here yet.
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You sure? I saw a
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candy wrapper on the trail.
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What's the trouble?
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Trouble is, I'm gonna pound that weezer.
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Why?
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Cause you ratted me out. That's why.
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What did you do now?
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That's just it. Nothing.
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A couple days ago, I
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stayed home from school sick.
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I had a note from my mom. Totally legit.
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But I lost it. Now you know no one's
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gonna believe that I really lost it.
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So I had to forge a new one.
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You forged a new one from your mother?
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It's no big deal. I had a
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real one. I just lost it.
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So what happened?
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So I gave it to the
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principal like a good little boy.
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But Andy was here. He
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looks at the note and says,
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"Hey, your mother's
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handwriting looks a lot like yours."
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Uh-oh.
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I could've smacked him.
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The principal compares
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my handwriting and bam!
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Two weeks detention.
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He didn't mean to write you out.
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It doesn't matter.
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Aren't you gonna wait for him?
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Why? He's not gonna
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show. He knows I'll deck him.
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He should hear this too.
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It's about friends and trust.
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Friends are the most important thing
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you're ever gonna have.
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You never ratted your friend.
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Cause sooner or later,
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it'll come back to you.
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And when it does, when you
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need that friend the most,
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you'll find yourself all alone with no
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one you can turn to.
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Submitted for the
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approval of the Midnight Society,
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I call this story...
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The tale of the wisdom glass.
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Uh, if there's a game you can't find, I'd
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be happy to order it for you.
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I'm sure you would.
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I'm sure you would.
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Hey, kid, enough already.
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Just lookin', dude.
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Yeah, well, look someplace
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else. This isn't a museum.
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I don't trust that type.
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Type? That's my
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brother you're talkin' about.
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I'm terribly sorry, Mr.
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Price. I had no idea...
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You have my father's number? Go fetch an
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authorization for my purchase.
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Go! Go!
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Yes, right away. Right away.
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Such a pathetic individual.
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Thanks, dude. That was pretty cool.
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Alan Price.
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Jimmy Miller.
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So what's captured your
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imagination, Jimmy Miller?
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Huh? Oh.
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Something I don't have the bread for.
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Wisdom Game. The
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ultimate journey of knowledge.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Indeed. Would you like
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me to buy it for you?
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You know, serious.
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Why not? No reason to let a
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little thing like money...
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Surprise!
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Your Highness?
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Guess what? Daddy
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won't authorize payment.
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What?
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He says you've already blown your
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allowance, and it's time you
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learned the value of money.
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Guess I'm the teacher.
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Well, there's
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obviously been a mistake here.
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Yes, and I made it.
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Wasting my time with you.
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Oh, and you, dude, are not his brother.
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I gotta fly later.
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Well, we should discuss this.
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Here's your discussion.
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Get out! Now! And
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don't come back here again!
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Moving on, shredder.
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Um... Hey... Uh, hello?
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Dude!
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Whoa, nice ride! Hop in!
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Whoa. This place is bigger than my room.
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You forgot something.
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But I thought that gate cut you off.
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So misunderstanding.
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Shall we go to your house and try it out?
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You wanna go to my house?
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Why not? Afraid I might embarrass you in
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front of the neighbors?
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Absolutely. Let's go.
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My father calls. Don't
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answer it. Let him sweat a while.
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I feel like the prince
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slumming with the popper.
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And does that make
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you feel important, sir?
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Yes. In fact, yes it does.
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Don't cross me, Trevor.
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You like hockey? My dad
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and I go to a ton of games.
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I wouldn't know. My
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father's always too busy.
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Too bad.
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Okay, here we go.
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Are you sure this old thing can run it?
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I hope.
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Look, the game brought us online.
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Hey, what'd you do that for?
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I had to register our names.
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Is that a problem?
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Uh, no. No problem.
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Oh, cool. Looks like we
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registered just in time.
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There's a Wisdom Game
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Card tournament tomorrow.
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Top prize, ten thousand bucks!
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Why are you printing that?
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I'm not.
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It's directions to the tournament.
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I believe it just killed your computer.
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Who cares? I say we go to the tournament.
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If we win, we can split the cash.
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And I can buy any computer I want.
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Stay up for it?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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Well, that's the
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place, according to this.
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Let's go check it out.
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All right, now, Trevor, wait
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here and don't fall asleep.
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Oh, this is it.
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What an odd place for a tournament.
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Unbelievable.
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Whoa.
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It's like the game came alive.
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Fascinating.
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Look at him. Whoa.
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You must heed the rules of wisdom,
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respect, integrity, and honesty.
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I am the keeper.
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You are newborns and
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must dress accordingly.
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Um, brown really isn't my color.
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What are your names? I will
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confirm your registration.
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Registration? Alan
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Price and Jimmy Miller.
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Hey, why does he need our names?
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Just to make sure that we are who we are.
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Um, maybe coming here wasn't such a good idea.
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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Um, maybe coming here
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wasn't such a good idea.
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Chill, dude. Everything's gonna be great.
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I think we should leave now.
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Now I see the truth.
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The newborns!
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Get them!
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What are you doing?
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Get off me! Let me go!
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We have been waiting for you.
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Let me go! This is the part of the game.
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This is no game.
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You are here to defend yourselves.
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And if guilty, you
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will pay for your crime.
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Crime? What crime?
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The crime of stealing wisdom.
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Why do they think we stole the game?
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I wouldn't know.
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You gotta make those creeps understand
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that they're making a big mistake.
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Me? Why me?
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Because they'll believe you.
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You look honest.
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I look like, well,
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someone that steals stuff.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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It's true. Whenever I go
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into a store, people watch me.
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Because I think I'm
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gonna pinch something.
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It gets pretty old.
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Yeah, well, that doesn't matter.
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They can't prove that we stole the game.
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We'll be out of here in no time.
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Order at the clock!
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You can't put us on trial. I
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insist on calling my father.
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We can. And we will.
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You're in wisdom now.
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Our way of doing things is our own.
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Where is the defendant's counsel?
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Unfortunate case though, I may be.
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Your case is fortunate to be with me.
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What? He's not a lawyer.
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He's a... a clown.
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A clown exactly.
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Come on, give us
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someone with credentials.
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Credentials, you tensels.
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Let's all use pencils.
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He's a nut job.
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But he's your nut job.
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Bring forth the wisdom glass.
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The Oracle of Ultimate
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Truth. The Wisdom Glass.
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My father's a lawyer. I
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demand you call him right now.
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The Wisdom Glass says request deny.
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Denied! A ride.
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You might get fried.
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We're sunk. We have the right to
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represent ourselves. You're fired.
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Fired, fired. I'm getting fired.
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Request denied. Your counsel stays.
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This is insane.
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Not another word.
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Now, let us proceed.
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Everyone knows that wisdom is
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something that one acquires.
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It cannot be bought, bartered, or stolen.
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Admit that you stole the game.
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I've told you a thousand
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times. I didn't steal it.
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I object. My client said
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that six times, not a thousand.
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He can't object to me.
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Overrule.
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How can you say that even once when we
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have indisputable proof to the contrary?
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Proof? What proof?
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Uh-oh.
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That's him! Oh, yeah,
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I never forget a face.
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He was looking at the game, and then he
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ran out of the store, and it went back to
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the shelf. It was gone.
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Um, where are we?
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No way! I didn't steal it!
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Al-Al-Aland, say something!
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He did it! He stole the game!
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Dude! I told him not to,
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but he wouldn't listen to me.
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This is most unusual. I
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must consult a higher power.
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The wisdom glass says,
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"It's time for lunch."
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Take them away.
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They're spoiling my appetite.
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What's the deal? I
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thought we were friends.
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Look, it was me, all
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right? I stole the stupid game.
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Why? I mean, you're like rich.
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Well, you saw the guy in the store. He
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made me look foolish.
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Nobody makes me look foolish.
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He only really got you back good.
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And now you're making me look bad. You're
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a real piece of work, you know that?
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Look, Jimmy, I understand you're a fool.
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Jimmy, I understand why
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you're angry, and I'm sorry.
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But you have to see my dilemma.
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I'm a 4.0 student, top of my class.
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My father has big plans for me, and if he
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finds out about all
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this, I could lose that.
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And it doesn't matter if I take the heat,
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because I'm just a big loser, right?
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Jimmy, I need you to plead guilty.
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You want me to take the rap for you?
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I'll give you anything,
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anything! Name your price!
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You know, all your money, and your limo,
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and your fancy clothes,
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they don't mean squat to me.
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The way you stood up for me in that
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store, that was pretty cool.
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So for that, I'll do it.
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Oh, yes! Thank you, thank you.
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And what is it you have to
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tell the court, young man?
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It was me. I stole the game.
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Work is done! Time for fun!
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Signage, you fool!
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The accused has confessed.
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Do you have anything to
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say before I pass sentence?
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Go easy on him.
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You are free to go.
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Don't worry, he'll be fine. There are many possible sentences we
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could hand down to you for committing
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this terrible crime.
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We could ask you to pay for the game.
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We could ask you to write a
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ten-thousand-word essay
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on the evils of stealing.
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Or you may even be
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set free with a warning.
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Okay. So what's it gonna be?
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It will be determined
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by the wisdom glass.
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Jimmy Miller, for having stolen wisdom,
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you are to be immediately...
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Executed!
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What?
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The wisdom glass has spoken.
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Carry out the sentence.
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Court is adjourned.
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Wait! You can't do this!
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You can't execute me for stealing a game?
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But we can.
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In the world of wisdom,
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stealing is a capital of events.
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Bad mistake, bad mistake. Too much at
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stake for a bad mistake.
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You can't do this!
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Let's go.
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Where's your friend?
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We had an argument. He's not
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my friend anymore. Let's go.
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Let's do that. What
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should I do with these?
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What are they?
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Tickets for the hockey game tonight.
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Jimmy asked me to hold
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on to them for you guys.
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He got us tickets for a hockey game?
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Well, he said you'd never been, and he
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wanted to return the favor for
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giving him that computer game.
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I can't do this! I
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didn't even steal the game!
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It's a shame. He really seemed to like
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you for something other than your money.
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Oh well.
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Wait!
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Hold these.
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This is a joke, right?
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This can't be real!
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Stop!
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Jimmy didn't do it! I did! I asked him to
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lie for me! I'm the one! I took the game!
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And... Whoa! What were
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you going to do to him?
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Are you confessing now?
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I didn't mean to steal it. I just ran out
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of the store and it was in my hand.
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Release the prisoner.
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Sorry, man. It was cool.
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What you did was very brave, young man.
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It seems you've learned
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what wisdom is all about.
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Now execute him!
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What?
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The judgment of the wisdom
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glass must be carried out.
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What? He's a jerk!
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Jimmy! Help!
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Let him go! Or I'll smash it!
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No!
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Don't you perhaps do that!
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Release the boy.
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Now, everybody be cool. And
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the wisdom thingy is safe.
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Hey, I'll smash it!
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You want this so bad? Then go get it!
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No!
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That's not it! Stop it!
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Come on!
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See? I'm no fool!
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Let's go! Come on!
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Come on, John! Come on!
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Let's go!
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You're awesome!
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Man, you two...
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Trevor, why aren't we moving?
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The judgment of the wisdom
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glass must be carried out.
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What is a jerk?
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Almost!
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The end.
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That was awesome.
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Impressed, Gwen.
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He's here?
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Hi.
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You are history.
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Easy!
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I got too much attention
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because of you, me boy!
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Wait, wait. I called your
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mom and told her what happened.
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She called the principal and sent him
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another note. You're off the hook.
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Yeah, uh...
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I think the word's "thanks."
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Yeah, well, um...
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You told my mom I forged
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your name? Are you Ben?
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Be careful!
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We need to go!
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