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[MUSIC]
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There's one thing that everyone does, and that's eat.
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Most people love to eat, and
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others eat only because they have to.
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Others will eat anything, just
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as long as there's plenty of it.
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That's me.
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Me too.
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Some people think eating is the
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most important thing there is.
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And those people are called chubsters.
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No.
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It's not because they eat a lot.
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It's because they're very picky about what they eat.
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You mean because of allergies?
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No.
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These people love a certain kind of food
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so much, they'll do anything to get it.
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Anything.
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And if someone gets in their way, well.
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Submitted for the approval of the
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Midnight Society, I call this story.
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The tale of the gruesome gourmet.
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What's that?
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Hey!
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You are so frightened.
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Morning, Tommy. Have an accident in bed?
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Oh, accident. No, sure.
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No, no, no. I don't have time
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for natural disasters this morning.
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New tenants are moving in
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today. Make sure they get the keys.
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I thought you didn't want to rent the place for a while.
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I didn't, but these people took one look at the big kitchen
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and offered me twice what it's worth.
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Why is the kitchen so important?
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Oh, you'll see. Why are you all wet?
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David tried to--
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Tell me later. And dry off before Candy gets here.
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Oh, we don't need a babysitter.
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That's like saying a zoo doesn't need cages.
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Be good!
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Hey! Don't go whistling off!
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You've got to wait for the new tenants.
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That's your job. You're the responsible one.
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Forget something? I'm the smart one, too.
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Give me that.
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Hi, guys!
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Hey, what happened?
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You ruined my paint job.
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Paint job? You killed my bike!
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Look here, meatball.
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Driveways are for cars, not bikes.
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I think you were going too fast.
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You're going to pay for this, poor chop.
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Because if you don't, I'm going to burn you like toast!
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I'm going to burn you like toast! Come on, Candy.
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Sorry, David.
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Poor chop?
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Gee, thanks for helping.
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What was I supposed to do? The guy's a gorilla.
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He certainly is a strapping fellow.
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Indeed. Built like a side of beef. Uh, something to do with the whole thing. Perhaps. This is Mr. Pym.
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And this is Mr. Collins.
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We're your new neighbors.
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Oh, I'm Domian. This is my little brother, David.
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You're both very little.
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In desperate need of some meat on those bones.
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Well, here are the keys.
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We'll show you the apartment.
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Oh, that is necessary.
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We relish discovering new things. We're going to burn you like toast. Oh, that is necessary.
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We relish discovering new places on our own.
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Yes, we just gobble it up.
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Adieu.
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Oh, by the way, we're
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interviewing housekeepers this afternoon.
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Would you boys be lambs and send them directly to us?
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Uh, sure. No problem.
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You got it.
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Toodaloo.
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I love this bike.
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Forget the bike.
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How are you going to get the cash to fix Chuck's car?
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I put a lot of thought into this.
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I'm going to fix the bike and sell it.
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As what? Scrap metal?
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Put a little more thought into it?
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Got a delivery for us?
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Not unless you're a fitment column.
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Nope. They're our new tenants.
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They invite you for dinner yet?
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No. They will.
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I hope they're on the ground floor.
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Uh, second floor.
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Figures.
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That afternoon, people started
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coming to apply for the housekeeping job.
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But the two strange men were very
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particular about who they wanted.
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People came one after the other.
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But Mr. Pym and Mr. Collins knew right
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away they weren't right and sent them away.
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But the afternoon wasn't over yet.
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Excuse me.
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Up the stairs, second floor.
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Don't get used to the place.
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[sirens]
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I knew this was hopeless.
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Chuck is going to come after me.
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And I don't even have my bike to escape from.
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This is a waste of time.
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Yeah. Piece of junk.
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That's weird.
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What?
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That chubby guy never came back.
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Oh, I can tell just by looking at you that you are...
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Just the type we need.
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Won't you have a cup of our famous pineapple cider?
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[sirens]
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[screaming]
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What was that?
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Let's see.
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Oh, it's none of our business.
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You're such a chicken.
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[crash]
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Hello, young man.
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I'm looking for--
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Sorry, lady. Too late.
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Guy went up yesterday and never
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left, so he probably got the job.
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Oh, what's he, a rather large man?
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You mean Tubby. Yeah, I butt like you.
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Oh, yummy. Absolutely yummy.
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What are they auditioning for, a circus?
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Hello there.
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You've just in time for a cup
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of our famous pineapple cider.
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Oh, yummy.
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Let's listen for another scream.
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Who are you two coconuts spying on?
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Nobody, let go.
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I just found out it's gonna cost me $200 to fix my car.
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Now, if you don't come up with
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the cash by Friday, you're toast.
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You got it? Toast?
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Toast?
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A tasty idea.
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[sniff]
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There's something fishy going on up there.
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Fishy? They only say that on TV.
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I want to get a look inside. Let's go up the fire escape.
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No way.
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Why not? You being chicken again?
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No, it's just that you'll need to look out down here.
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Yeah, we're safe, you mean.
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[music]
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[music]
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Excuse me.
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Something's amiss.
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What's up with you?
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Careful, young man. One slip and your hamburger meat.
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I was, um, looking for my basketball.
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All the way up here.
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Uh, yeah, that's why I need binoculars.
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Won't you come in for dinner?
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Yummy.
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Let me help you inside.
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No, I mean, I'm not hungry. I mean, I gotta go.
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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Who's out there?
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[music]
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[screaming]
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Yummy!
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You better scream toast, boy, because by tomorrow, you
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gotta come up with 200 bucks.
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I hate that guy.
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Forget him. I figured out what's going on upstairs.
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What?
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You know the giant pots and pans?
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Yeah.
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And the disappearing people?
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Yeah.
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And stuff made from their clothes?
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Yeah.
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And the pineapple cider they
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drank just before disappearing?
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Yeah.
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Tommy, I know what's going on.
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What?
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Our new tenants are cannibals.
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I'm not breaking in there.
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It's not breaking in if you have a key.
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I don't know.
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Look, all we gotta do is find proof they're cannibals, take
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it to the police, and collect a big reward.
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Then I can pay if Chuck and we all live happily ever after.
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What are we gonna find that proves that they're cannibals?
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On second thought, don't answer that.
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If you get my meeting, Mr. Piff...
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For thought, Mr. Collins, how do we get something that big
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upstairs without those boys seeing?
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Indeed. This is a pickle. They've gotten rather suspicious.
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Well, if they discover our secret,
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we'll just have to have them for dinner.
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Agreed.
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Did you hear that? The Chups
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just want to have us for dinner.
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We gotta tell Mom.
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Yeah, right. Hey, Mom, guess
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what? Our new neighbors are cannibals.
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Nobody's gonna believe us without proof.
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Little cheese heads. That'll
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teach them to mess with my car.
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This place is a nightmare.
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I'm looking, but I don't want to find anything.
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Yo, I got a delivery for you two guys.
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Isn't that nice? You saved us a trip.
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Hey, look at this. How to serve six people?
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Trim the fat off your man? The
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carnivore's guide to picking the right cut of meat?
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It's cannibal cookbooks. Let's
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see what the main ingredient is.
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Jewelry! From their victims!
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Yeah, but it doesn't prove anything.
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Careful! We wouldn't want to bruise anything.
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Meatballs.
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Proves one thing. They like Italian food.
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You all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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The freezer.
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One, two, three.
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I think my suspenders are falling.
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You go faster in common.
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Frank's and Beans. Steak, Diane.
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Virginia ham.
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Hamburger patty.
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Head cheese.
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It's people food, man. I mean, it's food made from people.
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Good gravy.
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It's the cannibals.
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Something's amiss.
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Wait, the back door.
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What's going on here?
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Who's in here?
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Those nosy little boys.
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They smell it.
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They're going to find themselves in hot water very soon.
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I cannot believe you locked them in there.
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Hey, little squids deserved it.
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You know, sometimes you really are a meathead.
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Okay, stay here while I straighten this out.
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Well, hello.
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Hi, I'm Candy, the boy's babysitter.
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I hope they're not being pains.
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Candy, how sweet.
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Won't you come in?
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Oh.
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Welcome, Candy. Please.
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Oh, no. They've got candy.
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Let us fix you a cup of our famous pineapple cider.
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They're making her pineapple cider.
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So, every time somebody disappears,
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that's what the cannibals gave them.
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Are you sure the boys aren't here?
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Candy, what a delightful name.
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Nothing tastes sweeter.
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We've got to do something.
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And like what?
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Nothing like a hot cup of
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pineapple cider to cure what's eating you.
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You know what's eating her or
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what's going to be eating her.
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No, I should really go find those boys.
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Nonsense. Not before you sight her.
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We've got to stop them.
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Forget it.
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David, who's checking now?
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You know, I don't really like cider.
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Oh, you'll like this cider.
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
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Tommy, please. I don't want to be lunch.
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I'm tired of being the responsible one.
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Don't drink in the cannibals!
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Run!
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Let's go!
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[dog barking]
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Cannibals, that is ridiculous.
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Okay, then how do you explain the
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giant stove and the heater tools?
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Because gourmet cooking requires special equipment.
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And as for the large size, well, we have sizable appetites.
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But we heard that guy scream, and then he disappeared.
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Yes, he took one look at that filthy stack of pots and
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fadedly left after he came too.
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Didn't want the job.
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I guess you missed him.
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What about the jewelry and the phony cookbook?
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We keep our valuables hidden in case of intruders.
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Apparently, we need a safer place.
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Okay, okay. How about the lady in the polka dot dress?
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You made napkins out of her clothes.
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Hello!
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Am I late for dinner?
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Not at all. You're right on time.
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Oh, yummy!
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And I brought you another present.
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April's! To match the napkins you gave us.
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How lovely!
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I just love polka dots!
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So what's the deal with the cider?
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Oh, you mean our famous pineapple cider?
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I just bought some. It's delicious.
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We blush.
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Boys, I think you owe an apology.
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I'm sorry I thought you ate people.
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Me too.
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Apology graciously accepted.
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And David, to show that there are no hard feelings,
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we have something for you.
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Open it!
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Oh, man! Thank you!
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To celebrate our new friendship,
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why don't you all join us for dinner this evening?
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We're having a very special meal.
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It's a luau theme. We even had special police mats made.
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We're cooking up something extra special.
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Chuck steak!
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On toast!
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(Laughing)
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On toast!
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The end.
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So, what did you bring to eat?
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Something very special. It's my favorite.
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I don't think I'm hungry anymore.
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That's most beef, right?
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Not exactly.
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Then what is it?
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Well, it's tasty. It's meaty.
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It's tongue-y. It's meaty. It's tongue.
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Bon Appetit!
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