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Who? Hey, share.

But not in a gay way. Is there another

way? Is Lux around? I came by

to say hi, talk to her, and, you know,

badger her into liking me again. How is

she? Great. I mean, she's really great.

I've been on top of the schoolwork. She's

starting to make friends finally. And

she's even going to the winter formal

tonight. No way. She is? Yeah. Yeah, with

that kid, Jones. Sort of set him up,

actually. No, you didn't. I did. Oh,

whatever. Wait, did she need a dress?

Yes. Yes, she does, actually.

And you should get on that before Math

does.

It was nice what you did for Kate,

telling her about the dress. For Kate? Do

you have any idea how much fancy dresses

cost these days? Well,

I put my foot down and finally hit ground,

but didn't give me the way.

So it may not be talking, but standing in

the same vicinity, that's a good start.

You promised we'd look, you'd. Bye, we'd

leave. No talking. Okay, okay, fine,

fine, fine. No talking. Talking.

So, you and Joan. Wow. A whole three

seconds. It's just. Since when? When is

there you and Joan? Since never. We're

friends. I know. It's just that. Asking

you to go in a formal. How about this one?

Well, you definitely want something that's

sexy enough to remind people that you're a

woman, but not so revealing that they

forget you're a lady. You could just say

no.

Oh, how great is this one?

What? What? Does it come with a limo? No,

you don't have to spend that much money.

No, I want to. Come on this dance. This is

a big deal. I want your night to be

perfect, and I just want

to be a part of it.

How long are you going to punish me for

not taking in Tasha?

Lex? What? You were asking me. No

responsible parent would have taken Tasha

in. Faze was willing to. Yeah, exactly.

God, Kate, you were like a broken record.

All roads lead back to slamming bays. Now

pick whatever dress you want. I'll be

waiting in the car.

Hey, Math. Math, it's me. Your favorite

hoagie. Pastrami with extra banana

peppers.

Come on, Math. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to sleep with Kate again.

It's just. I went through a lot that day.

Emotions were heightened. You weren't

exactly on my mind. And quite frankly, if

you were, I think we would have a much

more troubling situation on our hands.

Look, Matthew, if you're that upset she's

single now. If you like her so much, do

something about it. You're not gonna try

to date her? Hell, no. I would rather date

Satan. He'd go easier on me.

And besides, that woman has zero faith in

me. I mean, but. But I think that the

tables have finally turned. I mean, this

parenting thing is way easier than Kate

made it out to be. But look at luxury. I

mean, she's talking about morons. She's

going to the winter formal with a

quarterback. It's muons, you moron.

I gotta say, I'm surprised you wanted her

to go to the winter formal. Remember when

we went? What? The fun, the awesomeness.

I was thinking of the flasks we snuck in.

The 12 pack of Trojans from Mobile. The

sex that most people had.