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Hey. Little grocery shopping?

Observant.

What are you doing here? I was gonna see

if Lux wanted to grab a bite, maybe hit

the arcade. Whack a mole.

Does wonders for a breakup. She's not

here. She's shopping with Tasha. No, I can

wait. Well, that's probably not a good

idea. Why? You got big plans? You gonna

bore her death? Actually, I'm taking her

driving. Wait,

don't you think that's more of a dad type

duty? Well, when she's here, I kind of

fill that role. I'm sorry, what? You heard

me. Okay, why don't you just come back

tomorrow? You guys can whack moles then.

Cause right now we're sort of in the

middle of a whole family thing, so.

Yeah, don't let me intrude on a family

thing.

Nerve to that guy. Just let it go. Look,

you gotta pass today. Next time, I say

something about

it.

I love shopping. Wiser face,

all scrunched.

Nothing. Let's get out

of here. Great.

I mean, I'm not wrong, am I? Your driving

license are a rite of passage for a dad.

No, you're not wrong.

Seriously? That's your best move, and then

the guy basically runs me out of the

house? Sure, that's what he did. You're

not exaggerating just a little? Get him,

get him, get him, get him, get him, get

him. Damn it. You know what is this?

Controller's broken. You want to switch

controllers? Because I switch controllers.

Okay, I need you two to listen. I actually

have a legit problem here. Kate and Ryan

want less of me in their lives, but the

only way I get to be with Lux is to be

over there. How am I supposed to be a good

dad if I can't even get any time with her?

Okay, let me drop some knowledge on you.

Ryan is like the new silverback in the

jungle. Like the gorilla? Yeah,

primal dynamics. He sets up shop, moves in

against the females, and asserts his

dominance over the chump gorilla. That's

you. No, it's not. What are you talking

about? You're not even making sense.

Okay, before you know it, you're on the

outs, picking out your own fleas, looking

in their banana party. Maybe Ryan's just

trying to be helpful. I'm sure that's what

the chump gorilla thought, too. Ryan is

moving in on his dad role. He's already

given Lux driving lessons. What's next,

parent teacher night? Dropping her off at

college? He's walking her down the aisle.

Jamie's right. I'm the chump gorilla. I

gotta out gorilla him. I gotta stand up,

beat my chest and wreck his banana party.

Or you could just talk to him. No math.

No. I cannot just sit back and watch this

guy replace me. That is for sure. I'm

gonna teach this guy that. Lux has one

dad.

That's bent

or broken is a family tree.

Each branch apart of a

part of me. This is my tree,

and it's a beautiful tree.