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That went well. Went berserk over
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nothing. What do you think?
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Once. It doesn't smell like boy feet.
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Now what? Well, not that many options,
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really. I could get you some punch or a
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stale cookie. Or we could dance.
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Just like that? Just like that. Throw me
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in place people you love
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just to show them.
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Punching your fist you are.
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Just be candid. Just because it was
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grabbing back in this gym, it makes my
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boobs. It's like I can actually feel the
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dodgeballs nailing me in the chest in that
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locker room. If you could bottle
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humiliation, it would be that smell. Not a
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lot of happy memories here, huh? At the
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winter formal?
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No, this is probably a bad idea.
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It's not 16 years ago, Kate. You're not
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that girl, and I'm not that guy.
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I know. It's fine. It'll pass.
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It's not like base is here to impregnate
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me and reject me all over again.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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What? What are you doing here? What are
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you doing? Chaperoning. And I called dibs.
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I was here first. Yeah, that's mature.
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Oh, you're wearing a shirt that says tap
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that. Oh, you're wearing a small garden on
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your wrist. Why are you here? Uh, Lux.
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She got this. I'll give it to her. You can
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go. Yeah, no, maybe I want to take a look
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around. You know, relive my glory days.
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Glory days? Really? Making someone.
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That's really a momentary live. What is
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your problem? You are. Can't you just go
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home? You get luck all the time. She moved
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in with you. Okay, I suck. You win. Phase
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one. Me zero. Can't I just have one night
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with her without you swooping in? Fine,
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fine. I'll go. All right. Let me just grab
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a cheese cube for the road. Do you
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want to get out of here?
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Yeah.
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Who lives for your love?
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Who lives for your gift? I still remember
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the dress you wore that night. Yeah, it
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had all the scratchy, glittery parts.
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Yeah, my mom told me I took a disco ball
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with ears. I wanted to ask
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her to dance, but by the time I worked up
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the nerve, you disappeared.
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Better? Much.
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I always thought if my parents were
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younger, they'd be less embarrassing.
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Guess not. I'm learning. Anything
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involving Kate Bayes in a public forum,
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it's usually a recipe for total
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embarrassment. It's funny.
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No matter how much something seems to be
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about me, it always ends up about them.
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On the night of their winter formal, I was
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conceived in this parking lot. Actually,
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that's why your dad was so freaked out.
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He thought I'd do the same thing to.
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