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That went well. Went berserk over

nothing. What do you think?

Once. It doesn't smell like boy feet.

Now what? Well, not that many options,

really. I could get you some punch or a

stale cookie. Or we could dance.

Just like that? Just like that. Throw me

in place people you love

just to show them.

Punching your fist you are.

Just be candid. Just because it was

grabbing back in this gym, it makes my

boobs. It's like I can actually feel the

dodgeballs nailing me in the chest in that

locker room. If you could bottle

humiliation, it would be that smell. Not a

lot of happy memories here, huh? At the

winter formal?

No, this is probably a bad idea.

It's not 16 years ago, Kate. You're not

that girl, and I'm not that guy.

I know. It's fine. It'll pass.

It's not like base is here to impregnate

me and reject me all over again.

You've gotta be kidding me.

What? What are you doing here? What are

you doing? Chaperoning. And I called dibs.

I was here first. Yeah, that's mature.

Oh, you're wearing a shirt that says tap

that. Oh, you're wearing a small garden on

your wrist. Why are you here? Uh, Lux.

She got this. I'll give it to her. You can

go. Yeah, no, maybe I want to take a look

around. You know, relive my glory days.

Glory days? Really? Making someone.

That's really a momentary live. What is

your problem? You are. Can't you just go

home? You get luck all the time. She moved

in with you. Okay, I suck. You win. Phase

one. Me zero. Can't I just have one night

with her without you swooping in? Fine,

fine. I'll go. All right. Let me just grab

a cheese cube for the road. Do you

want to get out of here?

Yeah.

Who lives for your love?

Who lives for your gift? I still remember

the dress you wore that night. Yeah, it

had all the scratchy, glittery parts.

Yeah, my mom told me I took a disco ball

with ears. I wanted to ask

her to dance, but by the time I worked up

the nerve, you disappeared.

Better? Much.

I always thought if my parents were

younger, they'd be less embarrassing.

Guess not. I'm learning. Anything

involving Kate Bayes in a public forum,

it's usually a recipe for total

embarrassment. It's funny.

No matter how much something seems to be

about me, it always ends up about them.

On the night of their winter formal, I was

conceived in this parking lot. Actually,

that's why your dad was so freaked out.

He thought I'd do the same thing to.