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Brr
We have arrived.
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What are you going to
do with me, Emelian?
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- I'll give you to my granny!
She will cook a fat fish-soup of you.
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Emelian, let me go back to my brothers!!
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Don't make soup of me!
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Put me back into the water to my little kids!
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How many kids do you have?
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Forty-four!
So many little orphans
will be without mother.
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Have mercy on me!
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- All right, but be careful next time!
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Don't get caught again!
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Nothing to do about that.
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We'll have meatless soup
instead of fat fish soup.
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Ech, Emelian. Happiness is not in a soup.
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For letting me go, I'll grant you everything you wish.
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You are kidding me!
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Trust my words, Emelian,
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whenever you want something, you just need to say:
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"As the pike orders, and as I desire..."
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and it will come true.
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Well
As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Buckets, take yourselves home!
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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The Tsar - Emperor comes!
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Look maria, what the foreign
prince has send you
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Oh, how nice!
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Oh, how handsome he is!
But he's too skinny.
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He will put on weight enough
when he will get our food.
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So when will he arrive, Tsar-Emperor?
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Any time soon.
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Oh, I need to do my hair!
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So do it right away!
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Emelian, we have no more fire wood.
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Go drive into the woods,
and cut down a tree.
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All right, I'll be on my way.
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Sledge, ride to the forest!
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Youchei, beware!
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watch out
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Oh, charming, charming
Magnifique!
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Charming! Magnificent!
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Youchei! Beware!
Watch out!
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How awful, how awful!
Hold him! Seize him!
Help! Help!
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Axe, chop together some dry wood!
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And now handsome, it's your turn!
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Bonjour.
Eh,eh, Hello there.
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- Good day
- Bonjour.
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- Sh-hello!
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Make the tsars daughter
fall in love with me!
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what happened to you?
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I fell in love.
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J'aime!
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Moi Aussi*
*(Me too)
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He loves you too.
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But I love another one.
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Have you gone mad, girl?
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How could you not
fall in love with him?!
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So, who is it?!
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Ah! I don't know.
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Wood, pile yourselves on the sledge
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And tie yourselves with the rope.
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Dry your eyes at once
and get married!
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- I'll dry my eyes, but I won't get married!
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How dare you to refuse me, you sassy girl!
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My foreign policy requires
that you marry this prince.
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Love cannot be forced daddy.
I love someone else.
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Who is this other one!
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Confess immediately!
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- But I don't know!
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Mashka, don't lie!
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- I swear I don't know.
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Guards! Lock her in the tower
until she confesses!
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And what do you bring here?
- A letter!
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A letter? From whom?
From the foreign prince.
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Open it! Read it to me!
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Today, on the territory of your kingdom,
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I got assaulted and beaten...
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by a subject of your majesty!
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So, so ,so!
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So because of that
I lost half my attractiveness
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resulting in that the princess rejected me!
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I request you'll punish the assaulter.
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and please send me some new face-powder
as mine is out.
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The foreign prince.
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Call my Putin*!
* (Once upon a time)General
of bureau for intelligence(KGB)
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Let the general come to the Tsar!
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...general...to the tsar....
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Tell me immediately,
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who assaulted the foreign prince
and beat him up badly?!
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- Emelian!
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What? Who is that?
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He's a local fool.
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Here is my royal order:
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Bring this fool Emelian at once to my palace!
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Or I will have you cut your head off.
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One! Two!
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One! Two! One! Two!
March! March!
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Are you Emelian the fool ?!
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That's me. What can I do for you?
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Put you clothes on, fool,
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Put you shoes on, fool
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I'll take you to the tsar!
- One! Two!
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- But I don't want to go.
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what?!
- I'm too lazy!
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And it's freezing outside
while here I'm cosy warm
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I'll make you go, you bastard!
One! Two!
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Drumsticks, hit the general
for a good couple of rounds
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To the rescue! To the rescue! to the rescue!
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Well, enough for him!
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Ach, Ach, here is my order for you!
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Bring Emelian the fool to the palace
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or I will have your head taken...!
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taken...taken off!
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One! Two! One! Two! Oi, Oi!
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I humbly beg you, Emelian Ivannovich,
let us drive to the tsar.
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No, I don't want to! I am too lazy!
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It's chilly outside, and
really cosy warm on the stove.
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But Emelian Ivannovich, have mercy on me!
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If you will not go, the general will take my drum...
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and cut my head off.
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- I pity you, drummer,
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but I'm not willing to leave my stove.
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So...
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Stove, you take me to the tsar!
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Youchei! beware!
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- It's her!
- It's him!
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Is it him?
Sje Louis.
C'est lui!
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It's him!
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Well just you wait, villain!
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Who gave you the right...
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to assault the foreign prince?
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and beat him like you did!
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And why didn't he go to the side of the road when I shouted "Beware!"?
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Ach, you ignorant!
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Put him in the tower for his insolence!
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But, my tsar, Princess Maria
is being hold there!
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Mmmm, yes...
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Well, how are you holding out there?
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Have you changed your mind yet?
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I did!
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So you will not be resisting?
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- I will not.
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And you will get married?
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I will!
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Then here is my command!
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Come down and kiss.
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Kiss whom, daddy?
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Those, whom you love!
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Translate for the Foreign Prince.
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Princess Maria will come kiss him now.
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Alons, on retraite a la maison!*
* (Let's go home)
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Stop!
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o_
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come on Knights!
- Forward! Forward!
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Call the troops to the rescue!
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My brave soldiers! Our tsar was insulted!
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Let's die for him until the last man.
One! Two!
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Forward! March!
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One! Two! One! Two! One! Two!
One! Two! One! Two! One! Two!
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Ah, I am doomed!
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It's the end of my kingdom!
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You will answer for this with your life!
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
Stove take me home again.
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Where are you running to?
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I can't explain because we are in panic.
I'm desolated. One. Two. One. Two.
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
Cannonballs, fly back!
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It's the end of my kingdom!
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Don't worry! We'll kick them out now!
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As the pike orders, and as I desire...
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Victory! Victory!
Ask anything you want!
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Anything!
Do you want to be the prime minister?
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- No. I am too lazy to be a minister.
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Minister, ..is nothing for me.
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So, what do you want then?
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- Princess Maria!
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Stop! You're forgetting your tsar!
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What is this!?
Am I tsar or not?!
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Oi! Where is my crown?
What tsar am I without my crown?
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Here it is!
Oh, my god!
A piece broke of!
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The devil may take it!
I will buy a cap instead of a crown
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and will go travelling abroad.
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Thus the tale ended.
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Emelian married princess Maria
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and became ruler of the kingdom
in place of the tsar
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