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賭壇人材輩出，風雲激盪
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賭神
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賭俠
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賭聖
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先後退隱江湖
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尤其是有特異功能的賭聖
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他奪得第一屆世界賭王銜頭之後
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就不知去向
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第二屆世界賭王大賽即將展開
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各路人馬個個都秘密練兵，磨拳擦掌
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務求要奪得賭王之位
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這次參賽的包括有日本的鬼花田
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泰國的豪姬
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意大利的巴治奧
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美國的泰森
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印度的啤蛇夫
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還有非洲的烏厘單都
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但是其中最引人注目的是
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代表澳門的街頭賭霸雷泰
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他為人心狠手辣，是本屆的大熱門
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各國高手都將他視為假想敵
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日本的鬼花田
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一早就約了雷泰去他的堂口，賭一場熱身賽
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鬼花田先生
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澳門的街頭賭霸雷泰已經派了代表來了
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我鬼花田約他都不親自來
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我早晚要把他全家幹掉
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那個代表呢？
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我來啦
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甚麼？派個小鬼來？！
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因為我大師兄說你沒資格跟他賭
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讓我來試試你…
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合不合格
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我…
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我告訴你，我不跟乳臭未乾的小鬼賭錢
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對啊！師傅也說小孩子不可以賭錢
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不過可以賭打手板
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氣死我啦…氣死我啦
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怎麼樣？連我都贏不了
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怎麼和我大師兄比呀？
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難道我贏不了你嗎？！
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你師傅有沒有教過你這一招呢？
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沒有呀！這種小把戲怎麼拿出來見人呀！
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那你有甚麼本事呀？
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你每天玩撲克牌
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你知不知道甚麼叫做順呀？
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A，K，Q，J，10就是順
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錯
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看我的
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順就是這樣！
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宰了這小鬼
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連我都打不過，給我
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掃堂腿
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車輪轉
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正中目標
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把他給我剁成肉醬
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救命啊
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姐姐
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小龍
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你沒事吧？
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我沒事
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就憑你也想贏我！
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大師兄
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乖！幹得好
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阿泰，世界賭王大賽還沒有開始
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這些人就想先消滅對方的實力
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我真怕到了決賽，你會被人家暗算
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我知道！
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沒有人會知道我真正的實力
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為甚麼我永遠猜不到，你葫蘆裡賈甚麼藥？
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我不希望要讓你擔心
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我準備培養一個新的賭聖
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分散敵人的注意力
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到哪裡找新的賭聖呀？
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黑仔達，有禮物呀
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黑仔達？！有禮物呀？
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快點…
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各位親愛的鄉親父老
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小弟今天回到鄉下
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就是因為知道咱們天神村裡面
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每個人都有特異功能呀
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所以我準備找幾位高手
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把他們帶到香港去
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為我們鄉下揚名立萬，光宗耀祖
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如果哪位真有本事的話呢
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後面這堆禮物，就隨便他拿
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不要急，一個個兒來
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不要搶…不要搶，一個個來…不要搶
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讓開
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讓我來
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原來是我們的美女呀
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美女，你能不能發功，把這張牌搓成Aces呀？
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怎麼搓？
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就像這樣子，我搓…
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搓完之後就變成Aces了
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你這樣搓一點都沒有用
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那要怎樣搓？
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我是用這裡發功
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好啦…
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真的變成Aces了
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怎麼破了這麼大的洞呀？
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真的很大呀！
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你在幹甚麼？
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我待會拉張Aces給你
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我變！我變變變…變！
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我要多拿一份呀！
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我也要
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還有我呀
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傻瓜！傻瓜！
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早安
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散會了？還有沒有東西可以拿！
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自己隨便挑一份禮物走吧
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謝謝
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沒有了
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沒了？那算你倒楣
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走吧？
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不好意思！打擾你了
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等一等，等一等
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幹嘛？
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你會不會…
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搓這一個？！
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不是！是搓紙牌
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搓牌？！不會
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看穿骰子盅呀？
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不會
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那你又是廢物了嘛！
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大家都這麼說我
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幹嘛？
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沒道理呀
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這村裡的人多多少少都會點特異功能吧
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你會做甚麼？
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我會讓雞生十倍的蛋
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十倍！
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那你能不能把這個鈔票變成十倍呀？
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這個？！
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是呀
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十倍
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你真的行！
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對啊
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你真能把它變成十倍了！
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發財啦，這次我們發財啦
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能決定帶你去香港
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培育我們青年一代救救我們老一代，好不好？
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你騙我！你心裡不是這樣想的
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我心裡想甚麼你怎麼知道？
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我怎麼會不知道？
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你想帶我去香港把你的房子變大，把鑽石變大
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把你的馬子也變大
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把你的小弟弟也變大，對不對？我說得沒錯吧？
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是啊，是啊！
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奇怪！我想甚麼你怎麼知道的？
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你碰我我就知道了
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我現在想甚麼？
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你心裡想，現在我可不可以把你的小弟弟
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變成像椰子那麼大，對不對？
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是啊，是啊，行不行呢？
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沒問題！變二十倍都沒問題
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等一等，等一等
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幹嗎？
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我的大鈔呢？
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你那鈔票在那裡啊
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怎麼會變成這樣的？
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變大之後很快就發霉了
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來，我先把你小弟弟變大再說吧
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那就先別變
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來…變吧
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不要變呀！
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我變！
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小子，你就不要玩了
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我決定帶你去香港
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我保證你會發大財，天天都有美女陪你
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快走，快走
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可是師傅，我怕我媽牛大嫂不讓我去香港
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你老媽我認識呀
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真的嗎？
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我去跟她說
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我老媽因為以前苦練特異功能走火入魔
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所以脾氣有點古怪
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待會你看到她有甚麼奇怪的行為，千萬不要說出來
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萬一她一生氣不讓我去香港，那就慘了
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你放心吧，世侄！
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我對付女人的手法是一流的
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老媽
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甚麼事啊？
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大嫂
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達叔，好久不見了
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正好，我正在煮飯，留下一起吃個便飯吧
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好啊
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那我進去先拿一碗熱湯給你喝
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好啊 等一等
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湯來了
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趁熱喝，快點
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大嫂，這是甚麼湯？
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西瓜煮鹹魚湯
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鹹魚湯呀？
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是啊！
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我待會再喝好了
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那我去把菜炒完
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好啊，好啊
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對不對呀？我媽是不是有點古怪呀？
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豈止古怪？簡直是神經了！
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我告訴你做人要厚道一點
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說話那麼實在，就太不上道了
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我很會說你這個人很平凡
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又不會說我一看到你就會想吐，對不對呀？
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來…來
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大嫂，這又是甚麼玩意呀？
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大閘貓呀！
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大閘貓？！
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你一定要嚐一嚐的
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這隻我吃不完了
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那給你換一隻小的吧？
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不用了，不用了
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對了，達叔
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你喜不喜歡吃煲仔飯呀？
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煲仔飯？好吃…煲仔飯好吃…
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那正好呀！隔壁的阿蓮剛生了個兒子
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我去把他殺了做隻仔飯給你吃
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那就不用了！不用了
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大嫂，我這次回來時間有限
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我是想帶阿葛到香港去
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阿葛，走啦…
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達叔，我就這麼一個兒子
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你把他帶去香港，那麼我家裡連個男人都沒有！
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放心吧大嫂！
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這次我帶他出去發了財馬上就回來
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到時候姓葛的不就光宗耀祖了嗎？
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我不姓葛的
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你不姓葛怎麼叫阿葛呀？
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我姓God
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叫God Bless You（上天保祐）
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上主保祐
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誰幫你取的名字？
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是這樣的！我生他的時候難產
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有個洋神父就幫我接生
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生出來的時候
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他一見到他就說，就說…
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（God Bless You）（上帝保祐）
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一說完，調頭就走了
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達叔，這個名字好不好聽呀？
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好聽！這個神父真是好心呀
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兒子呀，你一個人到外面去人地生疏的
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身邊要多帶點錢才行呀
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這些呢，都是你媽平常省吃儉用存下來的
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你全拿去吧
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媽
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你自己留一點吧，我一個人用不了那麼多
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媽都幾十歲的人了，用不了那麼多錢
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你全拿去，留著自己慢慢用
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那我就收下了
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達叔呀
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甚麼事呀？
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我們可都是老鄰居了
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這回你帶阿葛出去
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不管怎麼樣都得給點安家費才說得過去
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這是應該的…應該的
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大嫂，這裡有三萬美金
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你先拿去慢慢用
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財不可露眼，你收好呀
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你當我是白痴呀？
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這明明是衛生紙，那裡是錢呀？
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這種才是鈔票
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就是呀
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我這一次沒帶這種鈔票
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你先拿給我用用看
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這個也可以呀！脫下來…脫下來
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不行！大嫂，你太狠了吧！
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我那裡狠呀？
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再不然待會給你們兩匹馬，讓你們騎出城去吧
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那還差不多
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達叔，我們家阿葛很機靈
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不管甚麼事一學就會
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你最要緊的要好好的教導他
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媽，你要保重啊
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你要乖乖聽話
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我知道
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最重要是帶個媳婦兒回來
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走吧
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你的馬怎麼跑得比我快呀？
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當然啦！我這匹是「香港之星」呀！
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「香港之星」！快跑！不然我把你殺了
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叔叔，這裡就是香港呀？
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是啊！
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叔叔，你怎麼啦？
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暈船呀！
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都是因為你這臭小子
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不然我怎麼會暈成這樣子呢？真是的！
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我這裡有暈船藥，你要不要？
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老大，你怎麼不早說嘛！
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攪甚麼鬼
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好緊啊
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我來幫你弄
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你怎麼弄的？
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就這樣呀
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臭小子，其實你會很多特異功能
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偏偏就是不會搓牌
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我不會搓牌
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我有空就帶你去看看香港的風土人情
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00:16:04,708 --> 00:16:05,792
但是有個忌諱你要記住
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以後你祇能叫我叔叔
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00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,750
千萬不要在前面加「三」字！知道嗎？
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就是不能叫你三…
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00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,375
知道了！不能叫你三叔嘛
304
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,500
這是甚麼功夫呀？
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00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,667
少林一陽指
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00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,417
叔叔，你弄出一個洞來了
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是啊！很厲害吧？
308
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,083
裡面有根釘子，你沒事吧？
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00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,375
叔叔，你這麼大的人躺在地上，起來啦！
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好大啊！叔叔，這是甚麼地方呀？
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立法局呀
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00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,292
哪天等你發了財，這裡面就有你的位置了
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那麼容易呀？
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本來很容易嘛！
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00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,042
祇要會吹牛就行了
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叔叔，你在跳舞呀？
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不是
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那你為甚麼會抖呀？
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這呼叫機會震動嘛！
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會震動？
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00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:12,666
是啊，那是呼叫器
322
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,500
現在香港連小學生都有
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這個就給你了
324
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,750
現在怎麼不震呢？
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00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,208
關掉就不震了嗎
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00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,208
這塊石頭好像鄉下的姻緣石呀
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00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,333
對啦，我老媽跟我說過
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00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,000
啊葛，你人到香港
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00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:30,083
看到姻緣石呀！一定要拜呀
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叔叔，走呀，我們去拜姻緣石呀，去拜姻緣石呀
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叔叔走啦
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00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:45,375
醜的不靈美的靈，拜託你呀姻緣石！
333
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:49,583
姻緣石…求求你保佑我阿葛找到個好老婆
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00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,750
帶回家鄉見我老媽，結婚生仔，還有…
335
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:56,125
腳要大大的，不，鼻子要長
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00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,542
不！腰要粗
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00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,917
反正是個女人就行啦
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姻緣石拜託你啦，一定要長得漂亮一點
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00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,042
拜記你呀姻緣石
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00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,083
多謝啊，姻緣石
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姻緣石還真靈呀！
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00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,958
一拜完就看到了
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00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,083
她在看我啊！
344
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,708
該不會在等我吧？
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走吧
346
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,167
你上哪兒去？
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00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,542
豪姬的貨
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00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:45,750
你搶走了豪姬的貨？
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00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,042
上車啦
350
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,583
小姐…你等一等呀
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你剛才是不是在看我？
352
00:18:55,542 --> 00:18:57,167
她在看我呀
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00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:07,208
你閃開點吧…你閃開點啊，你擋著我看她了
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閃開呀
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00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,208
你破壞了我一生的幸福
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00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,208
你做夢也太早了吧！
357
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,375
叔叔帶你去吃西米露
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00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:21,083
你想用一碗西米露換我一生的幸福啊？
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00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,292
不去
360
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,583
你到底吃不吃？
361
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,000
我要吃三碗
362
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,875
四筒四筒，四七筒
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快點打吧
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00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,750
好兄弟
365
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:20,333
你這麼老實，我打牌餵給你吃！
366
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,125
真的假的？！
367
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,875
今天非要贏他三五萬不可
368
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,958
要不然老爸的醫藥費就沒著落了，他就死定了
369
00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:33,250
我不能輸，打四七條吧
370
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:41,250
你的手好冷呀，是不是拿到一副大牌了？
371
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,000
最好是打四七萬
372
00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:50,333
我兒子還需要五萬塊才能夠醫好心漏症
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00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:52,125
我絕對不能輸呀
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00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,625
嬴賣魚佬五萬
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00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,625
贏七姑五萬
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00:20:58,667 --> 00:20:59,667
總共是十萬
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00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:02,500
今天晚上又可以左擁右抱了
378
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,542
牌是用打的，不是用看的
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00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:10,958
七萬
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00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,000
清一色，我糊啦
381
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:14,917
恭喜你…恭喜你呀
382
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,500
你有沒有弄錯呀？！七萬也敢打？
383
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,292
為怎麼不打七筒給我呀？真是的
384
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,708
人家包的，與你何幹呀？
385
00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,292
七條！大炮台
386
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:25,333
我糊啦
387
00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,208
我大三元
388
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,500
我大四喜呀！
389
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,250
我十三么！快點給錢，給錢呀
390
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:36,625
東！
391
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:37,875
東？我要
392
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,333
叔叔，怎麼辦？
393
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,875
輸光了，沒有籌碼了
394
00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,667
你自找的！亂打牌
395
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:45,917
讓他們贏錢
396
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:47,917
我是無所謂啊，我不輸也沒贏
397
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:48,958
最後一把了
398
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,208
筒、條、萬，牌這麼爛，怎能糊嘛？
399
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:56,583
一筒
400
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:58,542
一筒！我糊啦
401
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:01,667
小小屁糊
402
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,625
不是屁糊，是地糊呀
403
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:05,833
有十台呀
404
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:06,458
多少錢？
405
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,875
輸的都贏回來了吧
406
00:22:07,917 --> 00:22:09,000
叔叔，給錢
407
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,375
達叔，你怎麼輸到暈倒呀？
408
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,208
不是啊，他狀是有點累
409
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,250
睡一下就好了
410
00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:28,875
叔叔，你生病啦？
411
00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:31,833
是啊！不賭博我就會生病
412
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,375
一輸錢就會沒命呀
413
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:34,625
你這樣就不對啦
414
00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,042
我們大家都是年青人
415
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,708
我們每個人都應該以蓬勃的朝氣
416
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,708
來面對偉大的人生
417
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:42,333
叔叔，有人找你！
418
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,167
誰找我啊？
419
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:47,250
東哥…東哥
420
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,167
你怎麼會有我家的鑰匙呀？
421
00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,458
我懶得每次按門鈴等你開門
422
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,667
我配副鑰匙不行嗎？
423
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,833
行，當然行！東哥怎樣做都行呀
424
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,625
你欠我的錢到期了，還不還？
425
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,667
東哥，我最近病得非常嚴重
426
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:03,083
你就可憐可憐我幾十歲的老人家吧
427
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,125
既然你已經快病死了
428
00:23:05,167 --> 00:23:07,292
就把你的心肺割下來賠我吧
429
00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:09,417
東哥，我老實跟你說
430
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,792
我的五臟六俯都爛透了
431
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,792
你拿去也沒甚麼用呀，東哥
432
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:16,625
叔叔，這裡流行割人體器官拿去賣呀？
433
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,500
我還以為祇有我們鄉下才有
434
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:20,042
你的侄子？
435
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,792
對呀！叔叔還沒請教你貴姓大名？！
436
00:23:22,417 --> 00:23:23,250
挺結實的
437
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,167
就把他的器官割下來賠我
438
00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:28,958
不行呀！他是送便當的
439
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,250
他不是我侄子
440
00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:32,417
小子，送完便當趕快走吧，快走呀
441
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:33,667
叔叔，幹嘛你眼睛不舒服嗎？
442
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:34,708
是不是沙子跑進去？
443
00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:37,042
叫你走你就趕快走吧
444
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:37,792
我幫你把它吹出來呀
445
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,000
別想走，把他拉下來砍死他
446
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:42,125
快走呀
447
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:43,750
叔叔，後面怎麼這麼多人追我們呢？
448
00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:44,750
放高利貸東哥的兄弟
449
00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,833
早知道我就上二樓學功夫打得他們滿地找牙
450
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:47,958
現在學來不及了
451
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,250
我學得很快的
452
00:23:49,292 --> 00:23:50,417
你應該學快點跑呀
453
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:51,583
那我還不如去學開車吧
454
00:23:57,042 --> 00:23:58,500
世侄，我還沒上車呢
455
00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:00,500
我也去學開車
456
00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:03,750
他媽的！不長眼
457
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,667
無影腳
458
00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,750
叔叔，快走呀
459
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,708
剛才誰在後面打我，幫我教訓他
460
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,583
後面的人殺來啦，快走呀
461
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,542
誰那麼無聊？！在這裡架起鐵絲網呀？
462
00:24:23,167 --> 00:24:25,208
每次追到這裡都被你逃走
463
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:26,625
這次我就把這條臭街圍起來囉
464
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:28,958
東哥，你大人有大量
465
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,667
如果你真的要割的話你割我好了
466
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:34,125
你不能割他，他祇是個小弟弟呀！
467
00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:34,833
他是小弟弟？
468
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:35,875
他是個小弟弟！
469
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,292
那你是不給我面子吧？
470
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:39,625
給你媽的頭呀
471
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,750
叔叔，你頭怎麼有紅的東西流出來？
472
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:47,000
剛剛來過，怎麼又來了！
473
00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:48,417
不是一個月一次嗎？
474
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:49,292
他又打你呀
475
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:50,000
快跑呀
476
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,333
我扔你過去
477
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:01,125
世侄
478
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,000
幹嗎？
479
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:04,458
你怎樣過去的？
480
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,917
我有特異功能呀
481
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:06,875
那你不帶我一起過去呀？！
482
00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,167
不行，祇我一個人能過來的
483
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,542
那你是不肯幫我囉？！
484
00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:11,125
把他的器官割下來
485
00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:11,792
是
486
00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:13,167
世侄呀
487
00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:14,208
叔叔，你要撐住呀
488
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,583
我馬上回來救你！你要撐住呀
489
00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:19,792
你這裡有沒有教人打架的書？
490
00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:22,458
沒有了！祇有這本
491
00:25:24,042 --> 00:25:25,708
蛇珠？！
492
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:33,875
我是杜格拉斯！
493
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,042
叔叔，你不要怕，這裡有我
494
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,458
我已經學會怎麼打架了
495
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,250
這本書好有用
496
00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:46,250
應該叫每一個家長
497
00:25:46,292 --> 00:25:48,375
都買這本書回去教孩子怎麼學武功
498
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:49,708
你是甚麼人？
499
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:50,500
你不認識我呀？
500
00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:53,250
我好怕呀，我甚麼都不記得啦，我失去記憶了
501
00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:55,333
少裝了？你以為我是白痴呀！
502
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:56,000
不要敲我頭呀
503
00:25:56,042 --> 00:25:57,125
叔叔，你先把頭給包好
504
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,292
你是甚麼人？
505
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:31,042
魔童
506
00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:33,875
想不到你不穿衣服居然這麼醜
507
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:37,000
蟹型拳
508
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:41,458
想走？
509
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,875
你怎麼那麼像魔童！
510
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:48,875
甚麼魔童呀？
511
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,000
沒甚麼
512
00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,000
裝死是不是呀？
513
00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:58,917
不要再打了，你不要還錢就是了
514
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:03,542
不行！我要你賠償我金錢名譽上的損失二百萬
515
00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:07,500
我不能決定，我帶你去見大姊大
516
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:10,333
去就去！我才不怕甚麼大姊大
517
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,000
我最好再去買本漫畫書放在身上
518
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,792
告訴你大姊大
519
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:29,625
風靡千萬賭徒，贏遍省港澳台，橫掃沙田馬場
520
00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:31,750
人稱不敗飛龍的
521
00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:36,083
賭…
522
00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:37,542
聖來啦
523
00:27:41,458 --> 00:27:44,875
我叫阿葛
524
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:48,625
大姊大快救我！救命啊
525
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,583
閉咀
526
00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,417
你丟我的臉還丟不夠呀？
527
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:54,125
你就是賭聖？
528
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:57,000
賭聖不是左頌昇嗎？
529
00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:02,708
所以長江後浪推前浪，一代賭聖換賭聖
530
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:03,708
你太落伍了
531
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,792
是嗎？
532
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:18,042
大姊大好大…大的
533
00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:22,708
我就是豪姬
534
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:24,417
泰國賭后豪姬？
535
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,458
你…一定很會洗泰…泰國浴啦
536
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:32,750
各位，今天這裡有點私事要辦，暫停營業
537
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,417
不好意思啊
538
00:28:34,542 --> 00:28:35,667
下次再來玩吧
539
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,542
不知道阿東哪裡得罪兩位呢？
540
00:28:41,917 --> 00:28:45,042
提起這個臭小子真該死呀
541
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,875
叔叔我以前向他借了點錢
542
00:28:46,917 --> 00:28:49,042
十年不到他就跑來催我還錢
543
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,875
不還他就要殺我把我開膛破肚
544
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:55,375
還有啊，我叔侄去飲茶他也不請客
545
00:28:55,417 --> 00:28:57,417
有馬子嘛又不替我們介紹
546
00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,542
你說他是不是該死呀？是不是該死呀？
547
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,750
不知道兩位要怎麼才肯放過阿東呢？
548
00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:03,542
你講
549
00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:05,542
狠一點
550
00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:07,708
狠一點！
551
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:09,958
除非…
552
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,042
你表演
553
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,583
吞金魚給我看
554
00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,792
你這個笨蛋！
555
00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:18,250
亂講話！
556
00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:19,333
我來跟你說吧
557
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:22,667
除非你賠償我們二百萬，作為我們心靈跟面子的損失
558
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:25,292
還有，幫我們每個人按摩兩節
559
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:28,208
那就要看看你有沒有這個本領了
560
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:32,167
變身…
561
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,125
梨山有個姑娘叫阿…阿達…
562
00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:36,708
這樣就算是本領嗎？
563
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,708
別動！我開槍啦
564
00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:47,208
世侄，快看書學怎麼把槍搶過來
565
00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:47,917
別講話
566
00:29:51,542 --> 00:29:53,792
叔叔，這本書沒有教人家怎麼搶槍
567
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,375
祇教人家怎麼搶球呀！
568
00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,875
你自稱賭聖一定有兩下子
569
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:06,292
好，如果你真有本事贏得了我豪姬
570
00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:07,708
我就放你們一馬
571
00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:09,042
要是輸了呢？
572
00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:10,625
你們都得把器官割下來
573
00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:11,958
你給我閉阻！
574
00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,083
再嚕嗦就割你的舌頭
575
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,333
那你到底想要賭甚麼？
576
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:22,542
我們每人猜一次大小，猜中就算贏
577
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:32,250
我一定搖到你猜不出是幾點
578
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:33,792
我猜得到
579
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:34,875
一點都沒有
580
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,958
不可能，你怎麼會知道的？
581
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,583
黏在我臉上
582
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:41,458
拿回來
583
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,542
還有一粒呢？
584
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:54,250
幾點？
585
00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:56,833
三四五，十二點大
586
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,833
再給你一次機會呀
587
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,083
你不開盅我就開槍囉
588
00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:09,708
好呀好呀！厲害厲害！
589
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:11,500
恭喜你啊，姑娘
590
00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:14,292
你猜中了本期的大獎！我告訴你獎甚麼
591
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:15,917
蔡楓華CD一張
592
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:17,875
我回去拿給你，走
593
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,042
我們很快就回來
594
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:19,833
別想走！
595
00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:25,167
對不起，我眼睛不好
596
00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,250
我撐得住
597
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,333
我沒帶家裡鑰匙
598
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,625
下次再拿給你
599
00:31:31,667 --> 00:31:34,375
不是要再猜嗎？！現在輪到我了
600
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,125
猜！大還是小？
601
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:49,625
你不是一定要碰到人，才能猜得到對方心意嗎？
602
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,083
用隔山打牛吧
603
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:56,875
發一次功要十成的功力，腳都軟了
604
00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:58,833
猜不到就命都不保了
605
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:09,375
好吧
606
00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:10,625
三個六？！
607
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,375
危險啊！
608
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,958
緣份！
609
00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:36,833
你說甚麼？
610
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:38,833
三個六
611
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,625
厲害！我用巧勁讓骰子跟盅子被撞擊一次
612
00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,417
這樣你都聽得出來，佩服！
613
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,375
當然啦！你以為我在騙你？
614
00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:53,542
你有這身賭術，世界賭王大賽一定會再見面的
615
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:54,708
請！
616
00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:56,125
那可以走啦？！
617
00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:59,167
真麻煩！走啦走啦
618
00:33:00,625 --> 00:33:02,708
世侄，你怎麼啦？
619
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:05,208
救人呀…快去救人
620
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,750
救人？！救誰呀？
621
00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,042
這邊…走這邊
622
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,042
整個香港我們都找遍了
623
00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:25,125
你到底想找甚麼東西呀？
624
00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,625
我不知道
625
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,167
不知道怎麼找呀！
626
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:33,708
大鍋子！就是它！
627
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,042
停車…停車
628
00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:39,417
就在這裡
629
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,125
等等我啊
630
00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:42,125
鐘呢？
631
00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,333
等等我，另跑那麼快呀！
632
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,708
世侄！我跑不動啦
633
00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:52,000
世侄
634
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:09,000
姐姐，我想去買雪糕！
635
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:20,500
小朋友，你吃甚麼？ 三個雪糕！
636
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,500
阿素，你每天都躲在屋子裡
637
00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:25,958
祇有到了晚上才出來走一走
638
00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:30,167
我搶了豪姬那批貨
639
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,208
她現在恨我入骨
640
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,625
我不得不防她
641
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,917
這裡我們連來三個晚上了
642
00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:39,875
明天晚上不能再來
643
00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:44,292
你不覺得這種亡命江湖的日子教人提心吊膽嗎？
644
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,625
拿好
645
00:34:48,792 --> 00:34:51,625
沒有大風大浪怎麼會出蛟龍呢？
646
00:34:53,417 --> 00:34:55,333
衹要我贏了這一次賭王大賽
647
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,792
那麼香港澳門美國甚至歐洲
648
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:03,083
所有賭場的生意全都以我馬首是瞻了
649
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:07,292
你答應過我，贏了這場賭王大賽之後
650
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,875
會像賭神賭聖那樣退隱江湖
651
00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:15,083
你別傻啦，到那個時候我賺了大錢
652
00:35:16,417 --> 00:35:19,875
你又做了世界賭王夫人，你就威風了
653
00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:23,333
我祇希望過安安樂樂的日子
654
00:35:23,833 --> 00:35:26,125
我不要每天晚上都從惡夢中嚇醒
655
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:29,917
跟你講話真沒意思
656
00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:46,000
已經看到雷泰的女朋友緣份
657
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,792
先殺緣份，再殺雷泰
658
00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:49,500
知道
659
00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:53,125
小心那個小丑
660
00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:00,708
叔叔，你的汽球錯給我用一下
661
00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:02,667
世侄
662
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,000
泰山無影腳
663
00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:11,208
我也玩
664
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:12,417
你幹嘛搶我汽球呀
665
00:36:28,417 --> 00:36:29,833
很好玩呀
666
00:36:53,958 --> 00:36:55,292
腿不夠長
667
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:56,375
小鬼，別跑！
668
00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:02,417
攪定！
669
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,667
小心呀，緣份
670
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,417
阿泰
671
00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:43,333
阿泰，你怎麼樣？
672
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,417
他… 這位大哥，真不好意思
673
00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:46,875
我不知道你是自己人！不好意思
674
00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:47,792
你滾開
675
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:48,542
好啊
676
00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:56,500
撞車了
677
00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:57,625
還不放我下來！
678
00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:00,958
阿泰…阿泰
679
00:38:01,625 --> 00:38:02,875
好香喔
680
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:07,292
阿素，你沒事吧？
681
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,625
大哥，大家都是年青人，怎麼會不講道理呢？
682
00:38:10,667 --> 00:38:11,542
剛才那是交通意外…
683
00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:12,458
走開
684
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,083
不關我的事
685
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,167
滾開！你不要靠近我
686
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,208
世侄，讓開
687
00:38:16,292 --> 00:38:17,500
蟹型拳
688
00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:20,667
你傷不了我
689
00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:33,750
阿泰，你怎麼樣？
690
00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:35,042
這次真的不關我的事
691
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:36,042
我幫你看看褲子有沒有破！
692
00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,667
男人最討厭就是褲子破了 你快點走呀
693
00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,208
你不認得我啦？
694
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,292
不知所謂
695
00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:43,375
上聯「不知所謂」，下聯要對甚麼呢？
696
00:38:44,542 --> 00:38:45,750
姐姐，有人來了
697
00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:49,333
猛龍特警隊呀？
698
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,875
他們火力這麼強，怎麼辦？
699
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,208
掩護我
700
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,125
他去那裡呀！
701
00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:06,625
我幫你射他
702
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:08,417
沒有用了！祇剩一顆子彈
703
00:39:09,208 --> 00:39:10,125
讓我試試看
704
00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:17,167
變…變
705
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:29,542
各位兄弟，看槍
706
00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:30,875
碰！
707
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:41,958
我叫阿葛
708
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:43,583
你把這槍…
709
00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:45,958
姐姐，是他把槍變大的
710
00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:47,667
你要是喜歡就拿去吧
711
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:49,958
壓死我了
712
00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:52,375
好呀！真是太好啦
713
00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:54,292
你…
714
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,542
怎麼你不認得我了？
715
00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:00,917
如果你不嫌棄，到舍下好好聊聊
716
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,792
一起研究怎麼賺大錢
717
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:06,875
可以呀！不過我開的條件很高啊
718
00:40:06,917 --> 00:40:08,708
你是不是真的老大呀？
719
00:40:09,042 --> 00:40:10,667
我雷泰不是老大還有誰是老大？
720
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,500
雷泰？！
721
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,958
好厲害，雷泰呀！澳門賭聖呀
722
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,458
很有錢的，家財萬貫
723
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,458
師妹，人家救了你一命
724
00:40:21,167 --> 00:40:22,667
你也該請人吃一頓飯嘛
725
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,333
你請我吃甚麼我都高興呀
726
00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,958
賭聖先生肯賞臉嗎？
727
00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:31,292
叫我阿葛就行了
728
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:34,000
小心
729
00:40:36,417 --> 00:40:37,833
小朋友
730
00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:46,000
大哥，你沒事吧？
731
00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:50,250
不必道歉！別碰我！離我遠一點，OK？
732
00:40:50,292 --> 00:40:51,875
當先生，我想…
733
00:40:53,042 --> 00:40:54,625
閉阻！不要叫我「小心」
734
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:04,125
我祇想告訴你小心點，你又不讓我說
735
00:41:04,292 --> 00:41:06,083
哈理路亞…
736
00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:10,208
吃得好漲呀
737
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,333
這是甚麼東西呀？
738
00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:14,625
這是古董
739
00:41:14,667 --> 00:41:17,000
這流星鎚是圓桌武士用過的
740
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,500
流星鎚呀？！
741
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:23,542
世侄，不是這樣玩的，讓叔叔耍給你看
742
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:26,333
小心點呀
743
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:28,458
看見了沒有？要這樣耍！
744
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,500
要不要試試看
745
00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:30,667
好厲害呀，給我玩一下
746
00:41:30,708 --> 00:41:31,958
來，試試看
747
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,583
那是甚麼聲音？ 我的錶在裡面
748
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,667
我幫你拿
749
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,000
快點拿出來呀
750
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:42,917
怎麼啦？ 卡住了
751
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:44,458
我的手拿不出來呀
752
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,792
你完啦！拿不出來！
753
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:48,708
姐姐最討厭人多手多腳的
754
00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:50,000
出來賞月嗎？
755
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,375
這麼快就吃飽啦？
756
00:41:57,458 --> 00:41:59,542
其實，我師妹很仰慕你
757
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:02,208
有空的話大家一起聊一聊囉
758
00:42:04,292 --> 00:42:08,708
好啊，我也很喜歡跟人聊聊天溝通溝通呀
759
00:42:09,417 --> 00:42:10,333
蟑螂
760
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,542
不要怕
761
00:42:14,542 --> 00:42:16,000
這個花瓶一定是假的
762
00:42:16,792 --> 00:42:17,708
是假的
763
00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:18,708
是古董呀
764
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:19,333
古董？！
765
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,750
宋朝古董
766
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:22,458
不可能！一定是假的
767
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:25,375
宋朝那麼久，這個花瓶一定比石頭還硬
768
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:27,917
你知不知道隔夜的麵包都可以硬到拿來丟死野狗
769
00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:28,792
何況是花瓶
770
00:42:28,833 --> 00:42:30,000
你被人家騙了
771
00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:31,750
是呀！我被騙了
772
00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:33,083
對！這是假的
773
00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:33,917
看我的
774
00:42:39,542 --> 00:42:40,417
停
775
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:41,833
我不怕了
776
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,625
不耍怕！以後有我在，包在我身上
777
00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:47,708
看到蟑螂老鼠，你喊一聲我馬上就出來
778
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:51,000
把牠們打到血肉模糊，變成肉醬
779
00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:52,458
連牠們死在你面前都是快快樂樂的
780
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,833
好啦，好啦，我幫你拔出來好不好？
781
00:42:53,875 --> 00:42:54,792
好呀
782
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:58,208
雷先生，我們談談生意吧
783
00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,917
我們兩個決定幫你參加世界賭王大賽
784
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,917
嬴多少錢都是二一添作五
785
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:04,542
你一半我一半嗎？
786
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,958
錯！是我一半我世侄一半
787
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,833
你自己想辦法吧
788
00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:12,625
另外，每天給我們十萬美金買檳榔吃
789
00:43:12,667 --> 00:43:13,792
對不對呀？
790
00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:14,917
你吃了蛇肉呀？
791
00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:16,167
這張嘴巴這麼臭
792
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:19,292
他說我吃蛇肉
793
00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:20,292
吃蛇肉？
794
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:22,208
你又怎麼啦？
795
00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:23,833
是他呀！ 他瘋了！
796
00:43:23,875 --> 00:43:26,083
世侄，我們不要理他，我們走吧，走啦
797
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,042
給我站住
798
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:29,917
阿達呀，我跟你說過多少次
799
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,500
這麼大的人還這麼小孩子氣
800
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:33,833
我平常是怎麼教你的？
801
00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:35,625
每次帶你出門都給我丟人
802
00:43:35,667 --> 00:43:38,000
你好的不學，跑去學人家吃蛇肉
803
00:43:38,042 --> 00:43:39,750
叫你諗書你又不唸
804
00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:42,625
整天游手好閒，又好吃懶做
805
00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:45,750
今天有這麼多好吃的你偏偏跑去吃蛇肉
806
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,208
我警告你，臭小子
807
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,792
你再這樣的話我就不理你了
808
00:43:49,542 --> 00:43:50,167
不要呀
809
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,292
我要吃海盜船
810
00:43:51,667 --> 00:43:53,042
好啦，好啦
811
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,542
明天買架飛機給你吃
812
00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:57,500
叔叔，你的手錶
813
00:43:57,542 --> 00:43:58,667
我的手錶呀
814
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:01,083
雷先生，還給你
815
00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:03,375
不要啦，不要啦，把它丟了吧
816
00:44:03,417 --> 00:44:05,208
大師兄，這是古董呀
817
00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,208
古董我也不耍，丟了它吧
818
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:09,542
好，要丟掉是不是？
819
00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:14,750
BB超能膠，滴一滴就搞定
820
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:29,375
自由女神？
821
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,792
泰哥，這… 你們不要管我
822
00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:32,625
好…
823
00:44:32,667 --> 00:44:34,000
別管我 阿泰
824
00:44:34,042 --> 00:44:35,333
我自己叫救護車
825
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,083
你這個人可真是個破壞主
826
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:39,917
我？
827
00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:42,417
姐姐，你千萬不能跟他同一個房間呀
828
00:44:42,917 --> 00:44:43,667
我知道
829
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,042
是他跟你同一個房間呀
830
00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:48,167
我完了
831
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,375
甚麼東西呀？
832
00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:09,583
緣份？
833
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:13,167
我睡不著，想找一個人聊聊
834
00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:15,375
你叫我聊天我就不想睡了
835
00:45:15,417 --> 00:45:16,458
你要不要聊天嗎？
836
00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:19,250
是啊 那你到我床上來聊吧
837
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:23,250
由於時間的關係，我一早就拿氣球來送你
838
00:45:23,292 --> 00:45:26,583
小狗狗，小天鵝
839
00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:28,958
好像哦，真的好漂亮啊
840
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,125
你太誇獎我了
841
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,417
你還會不會玩別的？
842
00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:36,583
有啊
843
00:45:44,417 --> 00:45:47,500
我愛你呀，我好想你呀…
844
00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:48,708
你真是個天才
845
00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,167
是啊，我還會作曲
846
00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:52,583
你教我扭汽球好嗎？
847
00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:02,583
這不是在做夢吧！
848
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:12,625
你幹嘛？
849
00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:15,250
沒甚麼！
850
00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:16,708
你這個邁可傑克森
851
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,000
甚麼叫邁可傑克森呀？
852
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:35,417
你除了會把槍變大以外，還會甚麼特異功能？
853
00:46:37,167 --> 00:46:38,292
看穿紙牌？
854
00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:40,625
看骰子？
855
00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:41,667
不會…
856
00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:43,792
那你會不會像以前的賭聖那樣
857
00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:45,625
祇要搓一下紙牌就可以把牌變成另外一張？
858
00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:50,750
不過我會…看穿你的心
859
00:46:51,917 --> 00:46:54,167
祇要用我的手
860
00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:57,917
碰你一下就知道你在想甚麼了
861
00:46:58,333 --> 00:46:59,500
來…吃點東西吧
862
00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:01,333
那跟紙牌有關的你會不會呀？
863
00:47:01,792 --> 00:47:05,625
紙牌？會呀！你要我甚麼都會呀
864
00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:06,375
我試給你看
865
00:47:06,417 --> 00:47:07,917
紙牌…紙牌
866
00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:10,875
這是一張Q一張K
867
00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,875
姐姐，你在裡頭
868
00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:34,125
好色鬼！
869
00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:37,875
好色？我才不好色，我親你呀
870
00:47:37,917 --> 00:47:39,083
我不要啊…
871
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:40,625
他在裡頭
872
00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:42,250
就是他
873
00:47:44,625 --> 00:47:47,125
泰哥，早…早 你早
874
00:47:48,167 --> 00:47:49,083
你來…你來
875
00:47:50,042 --> 00:47:52,333
想不到賭聖長得這麼帥
876
00:47:52,625 --> 00:47:53,875
比起你來我帥多了
877
00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:56,458
他，就是幫你報名參加世界賭王大賽的人
878
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,917
以你的實力，一定可以代表香港
879
00:47:59,667 --> 00:48:01,292
不過我可不可以不要代表香港？
880
00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:03,083
我比較喜歡長洲呀
881
00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:04,792
叫你代表香港你為甚麼要代表長洲？
882
00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:06,958
不要得罪他，你會倒大楣的
883
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,708
我就不相信他敢動我！來呀…來呀
884
00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:10,875
如果他對你好的話你會更慘呀
885
00:48:12,042 --> 00:48:15,167
你千萬…千萬不要對我那麼好
886
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:17,208
你對我盡量兇一點，知不知道呀？
887
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,208
但是…
888
00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:19,917
不要但是啦
889
00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:22,792
如果有二十個人要砍我，你千萬不要來幫我
890
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:24,833
如果有女人來強姦我，你也不要去報警
891
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:25,667
不過…
892
00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:29,125
不要不過了，總之你不要對我太好，知不知道？
893
00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:29,958
知道啦
894
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:32,292
那麼香？烤甚麼？
895
00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:34,125
我們現在在烤屁股
896
00:48:34,542 --> 00:48:35,250
烤誰的屁股呀？
897
00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:36,417
烤你的囉
898
00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:47,917
你為甚麼不早跟我說？
899
00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:50,292
你自己說叫我不要理你的
900
00:48:51,292 --> 00:48:53,500
我早就告訴過你，現在風水輪流轉了
901
00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:56,583
從昨天晚上到現在，這是我第一次逃過一劫
902
00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:57,500
甚麼？
903
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,375
這麼帥的姿勢啊
904
00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:13,958
第二屆世界賭王大賽今天是第一天初賽
905
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,417
各國代表都到齊了
906
00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:18,833
這次可以說是一個賭壇的世界杯
907
00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:20,250
矮仔，你認為呢？
908
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,917
根據英國外圍公司出的盤口
909
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:26,958
還有日本山口組開出來的黑市盤口
910
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,792
大熱門就是來自澳門的賭霸雷泰
911
00:49:30,833 --> 00:49:32,000
兩倍
912
00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:36,625
第二熱門是泰國賭后豪姬的一賠四
913
00:49:36,667 --> 00:49:40,167
還有就是印度啤蛇夫的盤口，那就有六倍了
914
00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:45,708
對了，我差點忘記介紹一個異軍突起的呆瓜黑馬
915
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,625
他叫做幪面賭聖
916
00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:49,042
幪面賭聖？
917
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:51,875
而且，他居然還代表我們香港出賽哩
918
00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:53,625
他們出場了
919
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:56,625
他的賠數是四倍半
920
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:58,792
叔叔，你跟我說甚麼？
921
00:49:58,833 --> 00:49:59,833
走路要帥一點
922
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:00,875
我的褲子就快掉了
923
00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,000
你給我閉嘴
924
00:50:02,042 --> 00:50:03,833
叔叔，我的名字叫「God Bless You」！
925
00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:06,042
不是叫「Shut Up You」
926
00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,125
這麼快就走下來了
927
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,167
泰哥…泰哥，你在哪裡？泰哥…泰哥
928
00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:18,333
我在這裡
929
00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:22,792
泰哥對不起呀，不好意思…我不是故意的
930
00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:25,833
我自己消失，我自己消失
931
00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:29,250
八號前座？！在哪裡呢？
932
00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:31,542
這樣出場倒挺特別的
933
00:50:32,292 --> 00:50:34,625
我看他根本是虛有其表
934
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,917
你怎麼樣？
935
00:50:37,042 --> 00:50:38,333
把那小子盯緊一點
936
00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:48,083
在哪裡呀？在哪裡？
937
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:51,542
朋友
938
00:50:52,167 --> 00:50:53,167
你好呀
939
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:55,000
對不起，原來你會說國語
940
00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:57,167
自己人！還沒請教你貴姓大名
941
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,083
你好呀
942
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,250
朋友，你連賭錢都要幪面
943
00:51:14,292 --> 00:51:15,500
看來一定不是好人
944
00:51:15,542 --> 00:51:17,625
朋友，你不要誤會
945
00:51:17,667 --> 00:51:19,625
我媽叫我一定要做好人
946
00:51:19,667 --> 00:51:21,458
荷官…荷官
947
00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:22,958
是 快發牌啦
948
00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:44,292
你在幹嘛？
949
00:51:44,417 --> 00:51:46,750
為甚麼不盯著我看呢？
950
00:51:58,208 --> 00:51:59,583
你真漂亮！
951
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:01,333
你是不是有四條三？
952
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:13,542
OK，我狠下心來，把自己都給賠進去
953
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:16,125
如果你贏的話
954
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:19,292
那我的人就是你的了
955
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,042
我跟…我跟
956
00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:23,958
開牌
957
00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:28,750
泰國，Q俘虜
958
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,792
意大利，三四兩對
959
00:52:32,292 --> 00:52:33,500
泰國贏
960
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,167
為甚麼會變成這個樣子？
961
00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:37,792
去！
962
00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:41,667
我同花順，梭哈！
963
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:45,958
不跟了
964
00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:49,042
烏里單都
965
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:51,458
你真遜呀
966
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,250
乾脆回鄉下種田吧
967
00:52:55,792 --> 00:52:57,375
別打了，你要打…
968
00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:58,375
我幫你
969
00:53:00,542 --> 00:53:01,750
澳門代表贏
970
00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:26,208
啤蛇夫，我求求你，千萬不要跟…千萬不要跟！
971
00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:27,667
如果你輸了，會接老婆兒女餓肚子
972
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:29,458
朋友，別亂搞我的牌
973
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:30,208
我求求你…
974
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:30,833
你不能在這兒胡鬧
975
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:32,292
給我閃開啦
976
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:34,250
啤蛇夫我求求你，不要跟…不要跟
977
00:53:34,292 --> 00:53:35,375
我梭了
978
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,250
梭了？！
979
00:53:36,292 --> 00:53:37,792
請你控制一下自己的情緒好不好？
980
00:53:37,875 --> 00:53:39,208
A，K兩對呀
981
00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:40,750
完了
982
00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:43,292
開牌呀！
983
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,875
A，2，3，4，5順子，香港勝
984
00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:56,167
實在是太殘酷了
985
00:53:58,458 --> 00:53:59,958
想幫主你都幫不了呀
986
00:54:01,417 --> 00:54:04,208
現在進入最後四強的可以說都算是高手
987
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:05,875
但是香港代表God Bless You
988
00:54:06,375 --> 00:54:08,292
他給人有種深不可測的感覺
989
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,625
他這樣叫人不要跟，這是非常難得
990
00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:13,667
相信會成為記者爭相採訪的大熱門
991
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:15,625
矮子，吃香蕉吧
992
00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:17,333
你對他還有甚麼批評呢？
993
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:21,583
恭喜…世侄，恭喜你呀
994
00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:25,125
我不玩了，太缺德，我要退出了
995
00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:27,417
退出？可以，我無所謂呀
996
00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:28,417
真的？
997
00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:30,333
不過要當眾切下你的小弟弟
998
00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:32,208
這麼狠？不割行不行？
999
00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:34,083
不割就用果汁機把它榨成汁呀
1000
00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:34,958
不榨行不行？
1001
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,250
不榨就給狗咬啦
1002
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:40,667
雷泰，你哪裡找個傻小子幫你？
1003
00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:41,833
我不認識他
1004
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,292
我還沒跟你算脹
1005
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,875
隨時奉陪
1006
00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:49,833
剛才為甚麼那麼害怕？
1007
00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:52,208
沒有！我覺得頭髮有點亂，我擔心我的造形
1008
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,375
你好面熟喔
1009
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,917
你好厲害！我幪著臉你都認識我？
1010
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:57,792
色字頭上一把刀
1011
00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:58,917
好學問
1012
00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:01,250
小心點呀，弟弟
1013
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,083
一把刀？
1014
00:55:05,625 --> 00:55:07,333
緣份，她幹嘛跟你說這個？
1015
00:55:09,917 --> 00:55:12,500
你要去哪兒呀？那裡是男人廁所呀！
1016
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:15,000
出來了
1017
00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:20,000
賭聖出來了，趕快過去…
1018
00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:21,875
賭聖
1019
00:55:21,917 --> 00:55:25,375
各位…慢慢來…我們賭聖一向是有問必答
1020
00:55:25,417 --> 00:55:27,542
你有沒有信心嬴這次的世界賭王大賽呀？
1021
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:29,875
有信心不一定會贏
1022
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:31,875
但是沒有信心就一定會輸
1023
00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:33,083
這麼遜的回答？！
1024
00:55:33,125 --> 00:55:35,542
各位，冷靜點，聽我說
1025
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:39,875
我呢，認為我自己這次一定會贏，絕對不會輸的
1026
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:42,042
那些跑龍套的根本就不是我的對手
1027
00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:43,958
真有信心
1028
00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:46,333
幹甚麼這麼臭屁？
1029
00:55:46,375 --> 00:55:48,333
反正我幪著臉，沒有人認識我
1030
00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:49,417
我要怎麼說都行
1031
00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:51,500
那就盡量臭屁，沒關係了
1032
00:55:51,917 --> 00:55:55,542
各位各位，賭神幸好及早退休
1033
00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:57,792
要不然一定會被我們幹掉！
1034
00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:00,042
你真是酷喔！
1035
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:03,208
請問賭聖先生，你最喜歡看哪個導演的電影呀？
1036
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:05,583
我個人最喜歡看王晶的那些…
1037
00:56:07,958 --> 00:56:09,000
王晶這麼沒品味的人，你提幹甚麼？
1038
00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,250
提提王家衛！
1039
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:13,167
王家衛的電影
1040
00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,625
哇！好有品味呀！
1041
00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:18,500
王家衛到底是誰呀？我怎麼沒聽說過？
1042
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:19,917
提他才夠高級嘛
1043
00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:23,708
你找那麼多記者來幹嗎？
1044
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,167
他已經很受人矚目了，這樣會累死他
1045
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,542
我要他變成大熱門
1046
00:56:28,292 --> 00:56:30,292
如果不是這樣，入家都會盯住我的
1047
00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:33,083
我跟山口組在世界各地的生意又怎麼能賺錢呢？
1048
00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:35,208
你還扯上國際黑幫？
1049
00:56:35,708 --> 00:56:37,208
我的事你不要多管
1050
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:41,708
怪不得我聽到風聲，國際刑警已經注意你了
1051
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:44,792
那又怎麼樣？他們又能耐我何？
1052
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,333
緣份，我叫你去迷住他
1053
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,250
假裝一下吧
1054
00:56:51,292 --> 00:56:53,458
等我贏了世界賭王大賽
1055
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,167
我們就可以去環遊世界了
1056
00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:56,917
去呀，快過去
1057
00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:58,708
你居然叫自己的女人
1058
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:00,792
去欺騙另外一個男人的感情？！
1059
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:02,917
你變得太多了！
1060
00:57:03,292 --> 00:57:04,542
我又不是叫你跟他上床
1061
00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:08,625
請問你最喜歡甚麼樣子的女孩子？
1062
00:57:08,667 --> 00:57:09,750
我喜歡凹凸有致的
1063
00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:11,375
緣份…
1064
00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:18,083
各位，那位小姐，就是賭聖先生的夢中情人
1065
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,750
現在已經不流行地下情了
1066
00:57:20,792 --> 00:57:22,333
我跟賭聖是好朋友
1067
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:25,417
雖然本屆賭王大賽我也代表澳門參賽
1068
00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:27,750
不過呢，我也下注賭賭聖先生嬴
1069
00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,333
可別說我沒給你們暗示啊
1070
00:57:31,417 --> 00:57:32,708
姐姐呀，誰欺負你了？
1071
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,208
是不是那個邁可傑克森？
1072
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:37,875
不關你的事
1073
00:57:37,917 --> 00:57:38,958
我替你報仇
1074
00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:44,000
泰哥，不關我的事，不關我的事
1075
00:57:44,042 --> 00:57:46,042
不過你很帥，好像幪面超人
1076
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:47,125
你聽到了沒有？
1077
00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:58,167
賭聖賭聖，逢賭必勝，橫掃亞洲，征服世界…
1078
00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,875
各位，賭王大賽已經進入準決賽了
1079
00:58:00,917 --> 00:58:02,917
現在在牌桌上的就是澳門的雷泰
1080
00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:04,667
還有美國的泰森
1081
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:06,000
但是下一場就更精采了
1082
00:58:06,042 --> 00:58:08,500
自香港的賭聖對泰國豪姬
1083
00:58:08,542 --> 00:58:09,875
你們看，賭聖還沒出場哩
1084
00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:12,625
後面的賭迷已經叫到聲嘶力竭了
1085
00:58:12,667 --> 00:58:14,958
所以說幪面賭聖可以說是人氣相當的旺
1086
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,667
你們看，連紀念卡都有
1087
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:21,042
可是我聽說這個泰國的豪姬她有勾魂攝魄的本領
1088
00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:23,333
她的對手衹要一看到她的眼睛就會梭牌
1089
00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,125
所以賭聖未必會贏呀
1090
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:28,042
四張A士
1091
00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:36,167
雷泰來了！
1092
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,000
雷泰呀，幫我簽名
1093
00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:39,333
好，沒問題，慢慢來，一個一個來，別急呀
1094
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,958
一百個你的簽名，可換一個賭聖的簽名呀
1095
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,375
雷泰我也要呀，幫我簽啦，拜託
1096
00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:46,500
一定要贏喔
1097
00:58:46,542 --> 00:58:47,917
幪面賭聖來了
1098
00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,250
把筆還給我
1099
00:58:52,917 --> 00:58:55,708
慢慢來，不要急…
1100
00:58:55,917 --> 00:58:56,917
王八蛋！
1101
00:58:57,792 --> 00:58:59,583
不幹掉你，我就跟你姓葛
1102
00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:03,833
不要急…
1103
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:11,333
別推…大家別推
1104
00:59:13,167 --> 00:59:15,292
緣份呀，不關我的事
1105
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:16,875
他摸我，不是我摸他！
1106
00:59:16,917 --> 00:59:19,667
我知道，你專心的好好贏這一場吧
1107
00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:20,792
晚上我跟你慶祝
1108
00:59:21,083 --> 00:59:22,708
沒問題
1109
00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:25,958
愚公移山呀？
1110
00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:31,708
愚公門前有座山，大家路上彎…
1111
00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:34,667
我去賭了
1112
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:44,125
想要甚麼？
1113
00:59:44,167 --> 00:59:45,125
你問我呀？
1114
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,375
我要來杯甚麼水果西米露
1115
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:49,417
加雜錦水果加西米露，謝謝你
1116
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:51,250
你好漂亮啊
1117
00:59:51,292 --> 00:59:54,208
你不要那樣緊張好不好？放輕鬆點
1118
00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:55,667
我又不會吃了你
1119
00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:58,042
你不吃我，倒不如我請你吃個…
1120
00:59:58,083 --> 00:59:59,875
胸前兩個大漢堡，醬汁洋蔥加黃瓜
1121
00:59:59,917 --> 01:00:02,792
芝士生菜加芝麻，大家吃了笑哈哈
1122
01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:13,250
一對二？
1123
01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:16,250
J說話
1124
01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:18,333
二百萬
1125
01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:20,208
我跟
1126
01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:34,667
一對J說話
1127
01:00:35,917 --> 01:00:37,167
五百萬
1128
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,042
他們幹甚麼把燈都關掉了？
1129
01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:45,750
你跟不跟呀？
1130
01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:49,250
你，也不希望我輸錢，對不對？
1131
01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:53,458
對呀，如果我跟，你就輸定了
1132
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,458
我有三張二，我不跟了
1133
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:01,792
阿葛！
1134
01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,000
賭聖先生，甚麼事呀？
1135
01:01:07,042 --> 01:01:09,250
沒事…沒事！我想看我的西米露做好了沒有
1136
01:01:09,292 --> 01:01:10,333
你不可以離開牌桌
1137
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,208
沒關係！先發牌，我馬上回來
1138
01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:14,292
過來…過來
1139
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:15,708
你剛剛被她催眠了
1140
01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:17,167
千萬別看她眼睛呀
1141
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,750
我跟她賭呀，又不能看她眼睛？
1142
01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:21,167
你一看就輸了
1143
01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:22,625
你輸了，我就放狗咬你小弟弟
1144
01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:23,625
那怎麼行呀？
1145
01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:25,375
好！我有辦法了
1146
01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:31,458
荷宮，那杯西米露我不耍了，發牌吧
1147
01:01:42,917 --> 01:01:46,292
我一定要把豪姬在我腦海裡的影像完全改變
1148
01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:48,833
你說話呀
1149
01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:58,833
你說話呀
1150
01:02:07,917 --> 01:02:08,958
一百萬
1151
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,292
好，我跟
1152
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:18,083
還是你說話
1153
01:02:19,917 --> 01:02:21,208
五百萬啦
1154
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:22,917
我跟啦
1155
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:28,917
救命呀！
1156
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,000
又是你說話
1157
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,083
我梭了
1158
01:02:40,667 --> 01:02:42,750
你看到我就想吐，這算甚麼？
1159
01:02:43,583 --> 01:02:45,875
你好噁心喔
1160
01:02:53,417 --> 01:02:56,000
大姐，你到底要不要呀？
1161
01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:57,708
不要呀
1162
01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:02,833
你說，我該不該跟呀？
1163
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:07,583
真要命！早知道就變個漂亮一點的
1164
01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:10,000
好！我跟你梭了
1165
01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:20,083
我有三張十，你呢？
1166
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:22,500
我有三張K，我一看見你就噁心
1167
01:03:22,542 --> 01:03:26,667
快滾…滾！
1168
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,458
你到底算不算男人呀？
1169
01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,125
香港勝
1170
01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:36,542
各位，現在決賽的對手已經出爐了
1171
01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:39,083
就是澳門的街頭賭霸雷泰
1172
01:03:39,125 --> 01:03:41,167
對香港的幪面賭聖God Bless You
1173
01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:44,708
我看沒甚麼好考慮的了，直接下大注買賭聖嬴
1174
01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:47,167
我看沒那麼容易嘛
1175
01:03:47,208 --> 01:03:48,958
這種事沒甚麼容不容易的
1176
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,625
你還是去吃香蕉吧，矮仔
1177
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:53,417
有種就買我贏，輸了，我算你八折
1178
01:03:57,417 --> 01:04:03,792
讓一讓…
1179
01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:07,583
對不起
1180
01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:10,125
沒事…沒事，你不要害怕
1181
01:04:10,167 --> 01:04:11,750
坐…坐，快坐下
1182
01:04:13,792 --> 01:04:14,583
坐呀
1183
01:04:14,792 --> 01:04:18,125
已經搞到這個地步，下次能不能贏還不知道
1184
01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:21,000
不行！一定要贏，不贏我放狗咬你
1185
01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:22,708
又放狗咬我？
1186
01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:23,792
你不會贏的
1187
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
你是甚麼東西？在這胡說八道
1188
01:04:27,042 --> 01:04:28,208
蟹形拳！
1189
01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:32,167
你怎麼了？
1190
01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:34,042
別緊張，小光頭，他祇是暈倒了
1191
01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:35,125
你是誰呀？
1192
01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:37,958
這是我的名片，我叫龍七
1193
01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:40,250
是國際刑警的特別調查員
1194
01:04:40,292 --> 01:04:41,333
龍七？
1195
01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:43,292
你先幫我保管
1196
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:44,000
好
1197
01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:45,833
或者你比較熟悉家兄龍五的名字
1198
01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:48,083
我知道…
1199
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:50,667
龍記乳鴿，我最喜歡吃了
1200
01:04:50,708 --> 01:04:53,000
不是賣乳鴿，他是賭神的好朋友
1201
01:04:53,458 --> 01:04:55,708
哦，賭神的好朋友…
1202
01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,833
我們國際刑警已經注意雷泰很久了
1203
01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:00,292
他跟日本山口組有勾結
1204
01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:03,292
操縱世界賭王大賽的外圍盤口
1205
01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:05,792
你本身已經是個大熱門
1206
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,083
他故意把你捧得更紅
1207
01:05:08,125 --> 01:05:09,917
但是到了決賽，他不會讓你贏的
1208
01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:11,667
他會找人幪著面裝成是你
1209
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:12,958
你胡說八道
1210
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,250
我沒有胡說八道
1211
01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:18,417
他早就跟日本、韓國、台灣的地下賭場有勾結
1212
01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,917
祇要他一登上世界賭王這個寶座
1213
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:23,917
他就會利用他的名氣
1214
01:05:23,958 --> 01:05:25,458
在各地大搞非法賭場
1215
01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:29,083
到時候不知道有多少無辜市民的血汗錢被他騙走
1216
01:05:29,917 --> 01:05:32,167
他贏的第一張皇牌就在你身上
1217
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:35,333
我大師兄沒這麼壞！不會這樣子做的
1218
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,542
你好好想一想
1219
01:05:36,583 --> 01:05:38,083
怎麼可能這麼容易碰到這麼好的人？
1220
01:05:38,417 --> 01:05:39,542
沒有！
1221
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,333
你最好趕快考慮清楚
1222
01:05:42,083 --> 01:05:43,625
打個電話給我
1223
01:05:43,667 --> 01:05:46,750
我希望你跟國際刑警合作，一起對付雷泰
1224
01:05:50,542 --> 01:05:51,583
你說要對付誰呀？
1225
01:05:58,583 --> 01:06:01,667
賭聖，你好自為之，後會有期
1226
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:03,917
滾！
1227
01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,583
阿葛，不要聽別人胡說八道
1228
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:13,083
先回去吧，我會照顧你叔叔的
1229
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:14,875
謝謝你
1230
01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:15,958
不客氣
1231
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:20,083
你跟小龍先回去，別想太多了
1232
01:06:20,125 --> 01:06:22,125
準備做世界賭王吧
1233
01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:26,875
真的假的？
1234
01:06:26,917 --> 01:06:28,708
我看你的樣子不太誠懇呢！
1235
01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,583
我很誠懇
1236
01:06:31,292 --> 01:06:32,667
我們走吧
1237
01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:42,458
王八蛋
1238
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,625
要我做出很誠懇的樣子給你看嗎？
1239
01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:49,375
阿泰，國際刑警已經找上門了，你收山吧
1240
01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:50,458
我怕甚麼？
1241
01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:52,542
我很快就是世界賭王了
1242
01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:53,792
用大腦想想
1243
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,292
你瘋啦
1244
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:58,958
你再不是我以前愛的雷泰了
1245
01:07:01,667 --> 01:07:02,500
你想打我？！
1246
01:07:02,542 --> 01:07:03,708
打你又怎樣？
1247
01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:06,083
誰都不能阻止我
1248
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,625
乖乖的給我呆在這裡
1249
01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:39,625
叔叔在那裡呀？
1250
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:43,250
他回家裡去了，明天他自己去會場
1251
01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:44,708
喝杯水吧
1252
01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:46,208
好，謝謝
1253
01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:51,833
對了，那個國際警察
1254
01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,458
說我在幫壞人做事
1255
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:54,750
怎麼泰哥是壞人嗎？
1256
01:07:54,792 --> 01:07:56,583
泰哥當然不是壞人囉
1257
01:07:56,625 --> 01:07:58,708
他每次吃剩東西都留給乞丐吃
1258
01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:00,542
每天還派殺手去消滅黑道份子
1259
01:08:00,583 --> 01:08:02,875
還有啊，初一十五他都吃素唸佛
1260
01:08:02,917 --> 01:08:04,667
泰哥是好人，他不是壞人
1261
01:08:04,833 --> 01:08:07,458
可是，吃素未必是好人呀
1262
01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:10,958
我媽說叫我到香港來
1263
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,458
千萬不可以學壞
1264
01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:18,000
做壞人其實不錯，又能夠賺大錢
1265
01:08:20,957 --> 01:08:22,292
這世界真不公平呀
1266
01:08:24,207 --> 01:08:25,417
蝴蝶
1267
01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:30,625
蝴蝶蝴蝶，真真真美麗
1268
01:08:35,457 --> 01:08:37,042
你們這兩個道可傑克森！
1269
01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:40,082
不關我們的事，是他，是他
1270
01:08:40,125 --> 01:08:41,082
救命啊
1271
01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:51,250
我給你紋身
1272
01:08:57,417 --> 01:08:58,457
我愛媽媽？
1273
01:09:00,542 --> 01:09:01,792
兔費送你的
1274
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,042
我殺死你
1275
01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:09,042
你敢欺負小孩子！
1276
01:09:37,167 --> 01:09:38,292
他想殺你呀
1277
01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,250
這大狗真是沒用
1278
01:09:41,582 --> 01:09:44,042
不祇這樣，他想強暴之後再殺我
1279
01:09:44,082 --> 01:09:45,332
姐姐叫你快點走
1280
01:09:45,375 --> 01:09:46,292
為甚麼？
1281
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:48,457
因為雷泰要殺你呀
1282
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:49,625
雷泰？
1283
01:09:49,667 --> 01:09:50,332
小心
1284
01:09:50,375 --> 01:09:51,375
你在弄後面幹嗎？
1285
01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:52,750
你的後面有殺手呀
1286
01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:54,042
那怎麼辦？
1287
01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,833
保持這個姿勢，我們慢慢走出去
1288
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,042
好啊
1289
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,500
你怎麼還不走？
1290
01:10:01,042 --> 01:10:01,833
這樣好舒服嘛
1291
01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:03,458
你快點走啦 不要嘛
1292
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,292
最多出去之後讓你抱三分鐘囉
1293
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,250
好吧
1294
01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:08,083
姐姐這樣子都肯？
1295
01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:13,208
女人真善變
1296
01:10:18,625 --> 01:10:21,083
小龍，你看，好大的鍋呀
1297
01:10:21,167 --> 01:10:22,333
是啊
1298
01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:23,333
九點了
1299
01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:25,333
你看，九點了
1300
01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:26,333
我看不到
1301
01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:27,375
來，我抱起你來看
1302
01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:30,500
不用了，別想佔我的便宜
1303
01:10:30,542 --> 01:10:31,708
小龍，去外面看一下
1304
01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:34,917
你曉不曉得你現在很危險？
1305
01:10:37,417 --> 01:10:39,167
雷泰為甚麼要殺我？
1306
01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:40,583
因為明天就要決賽了
1307
01:10:40,917 --> 01:10:42,708
他知道自己不是你的對手
1308
01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:46,458
所以祇有殺死你，他才能當世界賭王
1309
01:10:47,250 --> 01:10:48,458
而且他還怕…
1310
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,583
你會跟龍七合力來對付他
1311
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:52,333
要是讓雷泰知道你救我
1312
01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:53,667
你不是很危險嗎？
1313
01:10:58,167 --> 01:11:00,083
我早就知道了
1314
01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:04,500
我剛到香港，第一眼看到你
1315
01:11:05,042 --> 01:11:06,208
我就認定是你了
1316
01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:08,667
那塊姻緣石真的好靈呀
1317
01:11:08,917 --> 01:11:12,292
我自己鼓勵自己，無論我怎麼辛苦都沒關係
1318
01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,333
我一定要跟你結婚
1319
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,667
你幹嘛不開心呀？
1320
01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:24,083
我們結婚之後，你應該會很開心才對
1321
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,792
是不是有人欺負你？
1322
01:11:26,292 --> 01:11:27,667
那一個？你告訴我
1323
01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:29,417
我來教訓他
1324
01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,583
拔他的骨、挖他的心、斷他的腿…
1325
01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:33,042
我知道你對我很好
1326
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:35,542
你是個好人
1327
01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:39,250
可是有句話，我不曉得該不該跟你說
1328
01:11:49,708 --> 01:11:52,583
對不起，我想告訴你
1329
01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:53,958
我從來都沒有愛過你
1330
01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:01,208
我沒事，沒關係，我沒事
1331
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,417
要不要面紙？
1332
01:12:03,375 --> 01:12:04,375
要
1333
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:07,042
可是我放在家裡忘了帶出來
1334
01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:09,625
你跟我開玩笑！
1335
01:12:09,667 --> 01:12:11,000
笑一笑就沒事了
1336
01:12:11,292 --> 01:12:12,292
我們走吧
1337
01:12:12,417 --> 01:12:13,792
不要，再多待一會吧
1338
01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:16,333
不要破壞在我心目中的形象呀
1339
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:18,375
還不到三分鐘啊
1340
01:12:24,292 --> 01:12:25,708
我想我不習慣這裡
1341
01:12:26,292 --> 01:12:27,667
你還是回鄉下吧
1342
01:12:28,667 --> 01:12:29,958
我會記住你的
1343
01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:35,875
邁可傑克森，你別走
1344
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:48,708
邁可傑克森
1345
01:12:55,833 --> 01:12:57,292
大叔…你等等…
1346
01:12:57,333 --> 01:13:00,167
大叔，能不能帶我一程呀？
1347
01:13:00,917 --> 01:13:03,542
這麼跩！停都不停呀
1348
01:13:04,042 --> 01:13:06,667
十塊過海…十塊過海
1349
01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:10,292
二十塊…加二十塊，加錶二十塊
1350
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:13,667
回鄉下都這麼辛苦
1351
01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:21,833
「緣份被豪姬所擒，有生命危險」
1352
01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:23,917
「快到大龍冷凍倉庫」
1353
01:13:24,583 --> 01:13:25,833
要不要到大陸呀？
1354
01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:27,583
下一次吧
1355
01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:29,625
小露寶來了
1356
01:13:34,792 --> 01:13:36,000
你們這群壞蛋
1357
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:39,083
緣份，我來救你啦
1358
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,042
打你呀
1359
01:13:50,292 --> 01:13:52,750
綁住人還在這裡玩牌？去死吧
1360
01:13:55,542 --> 01:13:57,875
壞蛋，還不認罪？
1361
01:13:58,042 --> 01:14:01,375
人多欺人少？我打到你滿地找牙
1362
01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:07,708
這一下看你們怎麼玩？
1363
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:09,958
緣份，你不要緊張，我馬上就來救你了
1364
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,833
你再忍耐一下，很快，很快啊
1365
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:25,625
你這個大陸仔想開溜？
1366
01:14:26,458 --> 01:14:28,542
你能回大陸我就跟你姓葛
1367
01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:30,375
那你就不要叫雷泰
1368
01:14:30,542 --> 01:14:31,625
你叫葛泰啦！
1369
01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:32,792
怕了吧！
1370
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:34,750
你的視力還真準
1371
01:14:35,167 --> 01:14:37,208
一打就打中我的BB機
1372
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,542
沒子彈了吧！你的子彈都在你的肚子裡
1373
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:43,667
出來
1374
01:14:52,542 --> 01:14:54,250
大家一起上，不要給他機會
1375
01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:03,458
誰開槍？
1376
01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:04,917
姐姐
1377
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:06,667
緣份，你瘋啦？
1378
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:08,708
我沒想到你這麼卑鄙
1379
01:15:09,958 --> 01:15:12,667
他都要走了，為甚麼還要殺他？
1380
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:13,833
你沒事吧？ 我沒事
1381
01:15:13,875 --> 01:15:16,292
明天我就是萬人敬仰的世界賭王
1382
01:15:17,167 --> 01:15:20,000
我不容許任何人，有破壞我這個形象的機會
1383
01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:22,042
所以，他一定要死！
1384
01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:24,042
阿葛，你沒事吧？
1385
01:15:26,542 --> 01:15:27,708
我沒事
1386
01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:29,125
我不會讓你殺他
1387
01:15:29,167 --> 01:15:30,625
緣份 別動
1388
01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:34,917
緣份，為了我們將來的幸福
1389
01:15:34,958 --> 01:15:36,167
我一定要殺了他
1390
01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:38,917
哇，用這麼老套子騙人呀？
1391
01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:40,833
女人的心一變就改不了啦
1392
01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:42,375
你閉嘴
1393
01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:46,625
好！現在過去殺他
1394
01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:49,292
你有種就一槍打死我
1395
01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:50,542
你別亂來喔
1396
01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:51,667
不要逼我
1397
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:54,708
阿葛，快走
1398
01:15:55,292 --> 01:15:56,708
我不能說走就走
1399
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:58,667
這裡這麼偏僻
1400
01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:00,000
最少先叫輛計程車
1401
01:16:00,042 --> 01:16:01,292
你真喜歡這個大陸仔？
1402
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:02,958
甚麼叫大陸仔？
1403
01:16:03,708 --> 01:16:06,208
泰哥，聽說兩年之後…
1404
01:16:06,708 --> 01:16:08,208
你也是大陸仔
1405
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,583
好
1406
01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:12,458
我不殺你們兩個
1407
01:16:12,917 --> 01:16:14,042
你們走
1408
01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:16,292
對了，這裡有三個人
1409
01:16:16,333 --> 01:16:17,667
你要放哪兩個？你要先說
1410
01:16:17,708 --> 01:16:19,292
兔得以後我們見面會尷尬
1411
01:16:20,042 --> 01:16:21,708
邁可傑克森，快走吧
1412
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:23,125
阿葛，我們走
1413
01:16:38,833 --> 01:16:39,583
緣份！
1414
01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:40,875
連女人你也打？
1415
01:16:57,958 --> 01:16:59,875
不要阻止我發功呀
1416
01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,417
兄弟們，追那個小鬼
1417
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,958
別打！好痛喔
1418
01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:08,333
你死定了
1419
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,958
這次真是God Bless You（上天保祐你）
1420
01:17:11,833 --> 01:17:13,167
早知道我剛才先走了
1421
01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:14,625
給我閉嘴
1422
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:18,875
一夜夫妻百夜恩
1423
01:17:18,917 --> 01:17:20,167
我不會親手殺了你
1424
01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:22,333
你真的喜歡那個笨蛋！
1425
01:17:22,375 --> 01:17:24,792
我成全你，把你們凍成冰棍
1426
01:17:27,292 --> 01:17:29,042
關門！調到最冷
1427
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,000
緣份，你還沒幫我生孩子
1428
01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:36,167
你不能夠死呀
1429
01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:37,708
你要撐下去
1430
01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:39,042
我們一定能出去的
1431
01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:41,167
青青！你知不知道？
1432
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:42,958
我真的好喜歡你啊
1433
01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:45,250
求求你給我一次機會
1434
01:17:45,292 --> 01:17:46,750
讓我照顧你一生一世
1435
01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:49,000
對不起，我有急事打電話
1436
01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:53,375
等一下，你沒看到我在講電話？
1437
01:17:54,667 --> 01:17:56,042
我要救人呀
1438
01:17:56,292 --> 01:17:57,583
我現在，我現在就向你求婚好不好？
1439
01:17:57,625 --> 01:17:59,083
讓我先打行不行呀？拜託
1440
01:18:01,417 --> 01:18:04,292
不行！拜託
1441
01:18:05,125 --> 01:18:07,917
青青，我真的好喜歡你呀
1442
01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:13,458
打死你…打…
1443
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:14,833
不給我打電話？
1444
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:22,000
我要找國際刑警龍七
1445
01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:26,583
這是洗三溫緩
1446
01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:27,708
好冷喔
1447
01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:30,750
緣份你很冷嗎？我脫件衣服給你穿
1448
01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:31,917
你抱緊我
1449
01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:35,625
你流好多血，你要撐住呀
1450
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:36,667
我們一定能夠出去的
1451
01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:38,875
你放心，我祇要用功力，你一定要撐下去的
1452
01:18:38,917 --> 01:18:39,958
你要撐住呀
1453
01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:44,250
你不要再發功給我了
1454
01:18:44,875 --> 01:18:46,708
這樣你很快就會失去功力
1455
01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:48,500
不要緊呀
1456
01:18:48,542 --> 01:18:52,000
不行，失去功力就沒辦法對付雷泰
1457
01:18:52,042 --> 01:18:53,000
你放心吧
1458
01:18:53,042 --> 01:18:54,208
不好啦
1459
01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:58,542
你不要吵，男人做事女人插甚麼嘴？
1460
01:19:03,208 --> 01:19:05,167
緣份！你怎麼啦？
1461
01:19:06,667 --> 01:19:08,042
你要支撐下去喔
1462
01:19:08,083 --> 01:19:12,292
你不能死，你是我唯一的精神支柱
1463
01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:16,250
緣份…
1464
01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:28,250
你打左邊六個
1465
01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:29,833
我打右邊兩個
1466
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:32,292
開玩笑，我小孩子怎麼可以打六個？
1467
01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:34,292
那你打兩個我打六個囉
1468
01:19:34,417 --> 01:19:35,375
好
1469
01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:10,500
幹嘛？是你自己選的
1470
01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,167
我要跟你對換！
1471
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:13,083
好
1472
01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:20,500
來呀
1473
01:20:23,792 --> 01:20:24,708
我又看錯了
1474
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:34,333
小孩子也欺負？我要出絕招了
1475
01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,125
你好棒
1476
01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:28,958
你也不差呀
1477
01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:30,833
姐姐可能在那邊，我們過去
1478
01:21:34,292 --> 01:21:35,208
姐姐
1479
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:36,667
你們在麼樣？
1480
01:21:36,875 --> 01:21:39,208
你給我把她送到醫院去吧
1481
01:21:39,250 --> 01:21:40,333
走
1482
01:21:43,542 --> 01:21:52,250
賭聖賭聖，逢賭必勝…
1483
01:21:52,292 --> 01:21:55,750
我愛雷泰…
1484
01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:01,875
麻煩大了，麻煩大了
1485
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:04,542
以前阿星是這樣，現在阿葛又是這樣
1486
01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:06,500
一到緊要關頭就一定要失蹤
1487
01:22:06,542 --> 01:22:07,833
簡直是害死我了！
1488
01:22:25,917 --> 01:22:28,708
時間到了，你再不去雷泰就成為世界賭王了
1489
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:32,042
我的功力恢復還不到七成
1490
01:22:32,750 --> 01:22:34,750
去了，還不是沒用！
1491
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:37,625
我要留下來陪緣份
1492
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:40,875
如果你不去，緣份捱了這一槍
1493
01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:42,500
就太冤枉了
1494
01:22:42,542 --> 01:22:45,417
你去呀，你留在這裡也沒用呀
1495
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:48,167
緣份
1496
01:22:48,667 --> 01:22:50,167
如果要我去的話
1497
01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:52,542
你就流一滴眼淚吧
1498
01:22:54,792 --> 01:22:57,375
我記得我以前看過的電影都是這樣的
1499
01:22:57,958 --> 01:22:59,667
沒眼淚？
1500
01:23:00,625 --> 01:23:02,542
今天的世界賭王大決戰
1501
01:23:02,583 --> 01:23:05,083
香港的幪面賭聖，可以說是一面倒的大熱門
1502
01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:07,667
無論在聲勢或實力方面都是
1503
01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:10,167
所以英國和日本的賠率都是一賠二
1504
01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:12,792
就像是世界杯的巴西隊，想輸都難呀
1505
01:23:13,792 --> 01:23:15,750
你看看他到現在還沒有出現
1506
01:23:15,792 --> 01:23:18,292
你再看看雷泰，坐在那兒多帥呀
1507
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,583
正所謂是繡花枕頭中看不中用
1508
01:23:20,625 --> 01:23:23,167
冷門歸冷門，我看你多少買一點吧
1509
01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:27,042
如果我輸了，你有多少香蕉我都把它吃下去
1510
01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:28,125
真的嗎？
1511
01:23:28,167 --> 01:23:29,792
那你就吃這一些吧
1512
01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:33,375
根據本屆大會比賽的規定
1513
01:23:33,417 --> 01:23:37,375
遲到就算輸，絕對不能超過一分鐘
1514
01:23:39,833 --> 01:23:41,292
表哥，自已人嘛
1515
01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:44,750
你叫大會他們延遲十五分鐘再比賽
1516
01:23:44,833 --> 01:23:47,583
反正你也是出來假裝輸給阿葛的
1517
01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:49,708
你是哪位啊？我不認識你
1518
01:23:49,917 --> 01:23:52,417
怎麼？你假裝失憶症呀
1519
01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:57,500
保全人員，把這個人趕出去
1520
01:23:57,542 --> 01:23:59,250
泰哥，你不要那麼認真聰
1521
01:23:59,292 --> 01:24:00,583
泰哥，你搞甚麼？
1522
01:24:00,625 --> 01:24:02,500
我認識他，我真的認識他
1523
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:07,500
國際裁判，如果賭聖遲到的話
1524
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:08,917
我要求你判我嬴
1525
01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:10,958
還有四分鐘
1526
01:24:11,542 --> 01:24:12,958
你的甚麼錶呀？
1527
01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:14,458
現在還有五分鐘
1528
01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:16,125
你的錶壞啦？
1529
01:24:17,917 --> 01:24:19,250
走 放開我呀…
1530
01:24:19,292 --> 01:24:20,792
不要亂來
1531
01:24:20,833 --> 01:24:31,500
賭聖…逢賭必勝…
1532
01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:34,417
賭聖來了
1533
01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:39,083
沒有呀
1534
01:24:40,167 --> 01:24:42,917
我隨便說說，我隨便說說的嘛
1535
01:24:44,542 --> 01:24:46,458
我警告你們不要打我的頭呀！
1536
01:24:47,208 --> 01:24:48,417
現在時間已經到了
1537
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,625
根據比賽規定
1538
01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:52,292
任何一個參賽者不能夠準時出席
1539
01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:54,375
就當作棄權論，我現在正式宣佈…
1540
01:24:54,417 --> 01:24:57,625
叔叔，等一等
1541
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:01,250
杜格拉斯？
1542
01:25:11,792 --> 01:25:14,958
聰明，我最聰明
1543
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:15,917
各位觀眾，你是不是想得到獎品？
1544
01:25:15,958 --> 01:25:17,875
想要嘛，那就打電話給我
1545
01:25:17,917 --> 01:25:19,417
答對問題又抽到你的話
1546
01:25:19,458 --> 01:25:20,833
這獎品就是你的了
1547
01:25:56,167 --> 01:25:58,542
我看這香蕉，還是拿回去吃吧
1548
01:25:58,583 --> 01:25:59,792
還沒開始賭
1549
01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:01,958
搞不好，要吃香蕉的人是你！
1550
01:26:02,542 --> 01:26:04,250
世侄，你想嚇死我嗎？
1551
01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:05,958
我怕你叫狗來咬我
1552
01:26:19,292 --> 01:26:22,625
現在雙方的面前都有一億美元的籌碼
1553
01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:24,083
每一個籌碼是一百萬
1554
01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:26,542
是他們在初賽和複賽贏來的
1555
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:30,083
換句話說，今天誕生的世界賭王會獨得兩億美元
1556
01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:33,208
裁判，他是甚麼人？
1557
01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:36,792
又沒有戴面罩，怎麼能證明是幪面賭聖？
1558
01:26:37,375 --> 01:26:38,375
好啊
1559
01:26:38,958 --> 01:26:42,583
你喜歡我幪面，那就應觀眾要求
1560
01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:45,500
我就幪面給你看看
1561
01:26:58,833 --> 01:27:00,000
小丑
1562
01:27:05,792 --> 01:27:06,875
謝謝…
1563
01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:08,375
他不就是矇面賭聖？
1564
01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:09,708
你能證明他不是嗎？
1565
01:27:10,875 --> 01:27:12,458
我下注賭賭聖嬴
1566
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:13,792
英明
1567
01:27:16,750 --> 01:27:18,917
如果不是你想控制外圍盤口…
1568
01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:22,708
把我捧成大熱門，你現在可能就已經是賭王了
1569
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:26,958
不過我現在要拆穿你！
1570
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:32,292
我拆穿你呀…我拆穿你以後慘兮兮…
1571
01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:34,875
賭聖先生，場內不准唱歌跳舞
1572
01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:35,917
對不起
1573
01:27:38,917 --> 01:27:40,708
你以為你的特異功能很厲害嗎？
1574
01:27:41,292 --> 01:27:42,542
我們兩個距離這麼遠
1575
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,833
你要多用十倍功力才知道我在想甚麼
1576
01:27:45,250 --> 01:27:46,458
更何況…
1577
01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:50,625
拿出來
1578
01:27:50,667 --> 01:27:51,792
拿甚麼東西出來？
1579
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,583
我申請進入這個箱子
1580
01:27:57,333 --> 01:27:59,083
這箱子可以發出干擾電波
1581
01:27:59,792 --> 01:28:01,333
又不受其他電波進侵
1582
01:28:02,417 --> 01:28:04,125
我看你怎麼看我的底牌！
1583
01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:05,792
雷先生
1584
01:28:15,333 --> 01:28:18,417
泰哥，怎麼現在這裡流行棺材裡面裝米高峰？
1585
01:28:18,458 --> 01:28:20,000
請問裡面有沒有裝冷氣呀？
1586
01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:25,708
廢話少說，發牌
1587
01:28:46,292 --> 01:28:48,458
他那個箱子真的那麼厲害？
1588
01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:54,083
雖然我的功力很恢復了一點點，沒甚麼把握贏他
1589
01:28:55,083 --> 01:28:56,500
可是這一次…
1590
01:28:56,542 --> 01:28:58,292
我真的要豁出去跟他拚了！
1591
01:29:03,208 --> 01:29:04,667
救命呀
1592
01:29:05,792 --> 01:29:07,833
想看我的底牌嗎？給錢呀
1593
01:29:09,792 --> 01:29:10,667
你沒事吧？
1594
01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:11,625
沒事
1595
01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:12,750
那繼續呀
1596
01:29:16,958 --> 01:29:18,500
A請說話
1597
01:29:18,542 --> 01:29:20,125
我叫五塊，謝謝
1598
01:29:20,167 --> 01:29:20,875
零錢要找給我
1599
01:29:20,917 --> 01:29:22,000
最少一百萬
1600
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,042
那就一百萬吧
1601
01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:25,375
我再加一千萬
1602
01:29:27,792 --> 01:29:29,292
好！
1603
01:29:30,167 --> 01:29:32,625
既然大家都是年青人，我跟了
1604
01:29:39,792 --> 01:29:43,000
他可能要買順子或同花，我一對老K
1605
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:44,917
讓我嚇嚇他
1606
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:46,667
我梭了
1607
01:29:50,917 --> 01:29:52,208
再加這隻手錶
1608
01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:54,375
王八蛋，想出怪招？
1609
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:58,042
好牌不可能耍花樣，分明是偷雞
1610
01:29:58,542 --> 01:30:01,833
我A和K可買同花和順，機會比他大
1611
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:04,625
好吧，你想輸得快點吧？
1612
01:30:06,375 --> 01:30:07,542
我成全你
1613
01:30:07,583 --> 01:30:08,458
梭了
1614
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:09,667
很沒有技巧喔
1615
01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:11,750
不過很有個性，全都梭出去了
1616
01:30:12,458 --> 01:30:14,042
吃香蕉吧，矮子
1617
01:30:20,792 --> 01:30:22,875
小子，你有對A沒有用
1618
01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:24,958
我如果是順子或同花你就完了
1619
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,708
雷泰，你幹了麼多壞事
1620
01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:28,208
你還以為你有那麼幸運嗎？
1621
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:29,917
怕…怕你就不敢來了
1622
01:30:29,958 --> 01:30:33,875
看我的，我有神功護體…防護罩…
1623
01:30:33,917 --> 01:30:36,167
抬回去…抬回去
1624
01:30:37,208 --> 01:30:38,375
你死了吧？
1625
01:30:39,417 --> 01:30:40,167
還沒死
1626
01:30:40,375 --> 01:30:42,875
等著瞧吧
1627
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:54,917
等一等
1628
01:30:55,042 --> 01:30:56,375
緊張的時刻到了，各位觀眾
1629
01:30:56,417 --> 01:30:58,417
你們猜我這副牌到底是甚麼呢？
1630
01:30:58,625 --> 01:30:59,750
這位小姐，請說
1631
01:30:59,917 --> 01:31:00,750
三條A士
1632
01:31:00,792 --> 01:31:02,542
三條A士！這位先生講說
1633
01:31:02,583 --> 01:31:03,458
俘虜
1634
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:05,708
俘虜，好眼光，恭喜你呀！
1635
01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:06,792
各位觀眾請說
1636
01:31:06,833 --> 01:31:11,458
俘虜…
1637
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,375
好緊張呀
1638
01:31:23,375 --> 01:31:24,375
這是甚麼？
1639
01:31:25,042 --> 01:31:26,667
你不會是同花順吧？
1640
01:31:29,292 --> 01:31:31,875
不是，但我有順子
1641
01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:33,708
這樣就想贏我了？
1642
01:31:34,833 --> 01:31:36,125
你最多三條A士
1643
01:31:37,833 --> 01:31:39,417
我可不可以換一張牌呀？
1644
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:40,958
你快點開牌呀
1645
01:31:41,125 --> 01:31:49,917
開牌…開牌
1646
01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:52,333
快點開牌，開牌給我看！
1647
01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:54,417
等一等
1648
01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:03,625
小龍
1649
01:32:03,667 --> 01:32:05,625
姐姐她現在已經脫離危險時期了
1650
01:32:05,667 --> 01:32:08,375
她有一句話一定要告訴你
1651
01:32:08,417 --> 01:32:10,708
我把它給錄了下來，你看
1652
01:32:16,625 --> 01:32:20,250
阿葛，經過這麼多事之後
1653
01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,708
有旬話我想跟你說
1654
01:32:29,958 --> 01:32:31,167
她會說甚麼呀？
1655
01:32:32,250 --> 01:32:33,542
我愛你
1656
01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:39,250
你不要那麼衝動嗎
1657
01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:41,292
又不是拍文藝片
1658
01:32:42,292 --> 01:32:43,542
我樂死了
1659
01:32:45,708 --> 01:32:47,542
毛骨悚然，毛髮直立
1660
01:32:52,625 --> 01:32:53,667
過去坐下
1661
01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:56,583
我來啦
1662
01:33:03,375 --> 01:33:06,167
我心頭小鹿亂撞呀
1663
01:33:11,042 --> 01:33:13,667
我終於抓到我的支柱了
1664
01:33:18,333 --> 01:33:19,500
你快點開牌
1665
01:33:19,542 --> 01:33:20,667
不要再扮小丑了
1666
01:33:21,667 --> 01:33:24,750
我全梭了
1667
01:33:24,792 --> 01:33:26,333
對不起，你已經梭過了
1668
01:33:27,833 --> 01:33:29,125
留到下次吧
1669
01:33:29,167 --> 01:33:30,458
對不起啊
1670
01:33:32,667 --> 01:33:34,792
現在你可以開牌了吧？
1671
01:33:43,833 --> 01:33:47,917
完了，一定要有三張A才能夠贏他
1672
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:50,625
現在祇有一個方法
1673
01:33:51,125 --> 01:33:54,333
趁現在功力這麼強，祇好試一試啦
1674
01:33:55,167 --> 01:33:56,667
搓牌吧
1675
01:34:01,333 --> 01:34:02,125
搓牌呀
1676
01:34:02,167 --> 01:34:03,167
他在幹甚麼？
1677
01:34:03,667 --> 01:34:06,125
最高境界，搓牌呀…
1678
01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:13,958
他不會搓牌啊！
1679
01:34:18,083 --> 01:34:19,208
他在幹甚麼？
1680
01:34:26,167 --> 01:34:27,458
還是老K呀？
1681
01:34:37,833 --> 01:34:39,333
夠…夠…
1682
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:41,500
停…夠了…好了…
1683
01:34:43,417 --> 01:34:44,417
小二呀？
1684
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,208
大叔，你又暈啦？
1685
01:34:50,375 --> 01:34:51,750
這種牌你也敢梭哈呀？
1686
01:34:52,125 --> 01:34:53,917
你輸定了
1687
01:34:55,125 --> 01:34:57,500
世界賭王就是我
1688
01:35:02,292 --> 01:35:03,875
怎麼會是兩點？
1689
01:35:03,917 --> 01:35:05,083
一定有人換了我的底牌
1690
01:35:05,458 --> 01:35:06,625
明明是張A的
1691
01:35:06,667 --> 01:35:07,792
世侄，怎麼會這樣？
1692
01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:10,083
我怎麼知道？我怎麼知道連他的底也一起換了
1693
01:35:10,458 --> 01:35:11,458
怎麼辦？
1694
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:14,917
人家是一對A士，你最大的是老K
1695
01:35:14,958 --> 01:35:15,958
你回家睡覺吧
1696
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:17,167
你先放我出去呀
1697
01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:21,500
你先放我出去，那張是Ace呀
1698
01:35:29,792 --> 01:35:32,667
裁判，我已經準備好了，你可以宣佈了
1699
01:35:32,708 --> 01:35:33,375
現在宣佈
1700
01:35:33,417 --> 01:35:36,458
第二屆世界賭王，就是幪面賭聖God Bless You
1701
01:35:44,333 --> 01:35:46,083
已經宣佈了？
1702
01:35:49,792 --> 01:35:54,167
穿上這件賭聖戰袍
1703
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:03,667
恭喜你呀
1704
01:36:09,458 --> 01:36:12,417
我看這些香蕉留給你自己吃吧，矮子
1705
01:36:14,458 --> 01:36:15,125
放我出去呀
1706
01:36:15,167 --> 01:36:16,958
他把錢全輸光，沒錢付薪水了
1707
01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:18,333
不如我們去跟賭聖好了
1708
01:36:18,375 --> 01:36:19,167
放我出來呀！
1709
01:36:19,208 --> 01:36:20,333
賭聖…逢賭必勝
1710
01:36:20,375 --> 01:36:23,792
我愛你們大家，謝謝大家
1711
01:36:31,667 --> 01:36:32,625
怎麼停電了？
1712
01:36:32,667 --> 01:36:34,917
快放我出去呀，我怕黑呀
1713
01:36:35,708 --> 01:36:36,750
出來啦
1714
01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:39,708
你是誰啊？這麼好放我出去
1715
01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:41,583
我在裡面就快給熱死了
1716
01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:45,208
我是國際刑警，我來抓你
1717
01:36:47,667 --> 01:36:48,833
恭喜你呀賭聖先生
1718
01:36:48,875 --> 01:36:51,792
你贏了這場比賽之後，心裡面有甚麼感想呢？
1719
01:36:51,833 --> 01:36:54,208
你已經贏了比賽，打算幾時結婚啊？
1720
01:36:55,542 --> 01:36:57,917
日子選好了嗎？甚麼時候生孩子？
1721
01:36:57,958 --> 01:36:59,042
我明天結婚
1722
01:36:59,083 --> 01:37:00,125
昨天就生了兒子
1723
01:37:02,125 --> 01:37:05,833
世侄…這位是天天日報的總編利智先生
1724
01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:07,375
你想要訪問你
1725
01:37:08,042 --> 01:37:09,292
狗仔隊的老闆？
1726
01:37:09,625 --> 01:37:11,833
你真是給面子，要親自訪問你
1727
01:37:11,875 --> 01:37:14,375
為了讀者的需要，我要來向你求證
1728
01:37:14,833 --> 01:37:17,625
我們查到了你早就跟緣份小姐同居了
1729
01:37:18,042 --> 01:37:20,417
而且還生了兩個兒子一個女兒
1730
01:37:20,708 --> 01:37:23,500
還跟達叔有曖昧關係
1731
01:37:23,542 --> 01:37:25,708
所以我們已經派人到你的家鄉去了
1732
01:37:25,750 --> 01:37:28,542
拍下你媽媽跟他暗中偷情十四年的情夫
1733
01:37:29,042 --> 01:37:30,583
還拿他的血去驗
1734
01:37:30,625 --> 01:37:31,958
看看你是不是他的私生子
1735
01:37:32,875 --> 01:37:33,917
你承不承認呀？
1736
01:37:33,958 --> 01:37:36,625
你不承認也沒關係，我還是會登的
1737
01:37:36,667 --> 01:37:37,625
三叔！
1738
01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:41,667
我回來了
1739
01:37:43,708 --> 01:37:46,875
老天有眼，明察秋毫
1740
01:37:46,917 --> 01:37:50,750
老媽，我成功了
1741
01:38:02,208 --> 01:38:05,750
阿叔現在帶你到大口狗檔口，贏光他的錢
1742
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:08,500
先把面幪著 做什麼？
1743
01:38:09,375 --> 01:38:13,208
這次先幪面，下次上去不幪面，就可以贏他兩次
1744
01:38:13,250 --> 01:38:16,208
為何不是這次不幪面，下次幪面
1745
01:38:16,250 --> 01:38:18,750
下一次都我幪面，一人一次吧
1746
01:38:18,833 --> 01:38:19,917
來
1747
01:38:20,417 --> 01:38:21,917
對不起，泰哥，未拆殼
1748
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,833
你是來玩牌還是弄蛇？
1749
01:38:23,875 --> 01:38:25,917
這樣好玩嗎？
1750
01:38:25,958 --> 01:38:27,708
你這樣是給我看嗎？
1751
01:38:27,750 --> 01:38:28,792
我看到那些牌了
1752
01:38:28,833 --> 01:38:30,500
首先你拿到2，跟著我拿A
1753
01:38:30,542 --> 01:38:33,417
跟著你拿Q，跟著我拿A
1754
01:38:33,458 --> 01:38:36,083
你之後拿3，我然後就會梭
1755
01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:37,833
假若你輸了又如何
1756
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:44,083
輸了的話，我就將這一隻霹靂無敵…Swatch給你
1757
01:38:49,417 --> 01:38:50,667
各位觀眾
1758
01:38:51,083 --> 01:38:52,375
仍是K一隻
1759
01:38:52,583 --> 01:38:55,125
你不行的 是它在撒嬌
1760
01:38:55,167 --> 01:38:56,458
說謊
1761
01:38:56,708 --> 01:38:57,875
是它累了
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