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Lady, gentlemen
I am going to read out the will of the late Bernard All Saints Parerga
the Saints Bernardo of Parerga city of Naples, in Liberia, in London and in the world,
at the height of mental faculties of which I gave evidence piling
more money than all of you, I elect the My only daughter Epiphany
heir of all my worldly goods ,
my daughter will marry to the conditions that she
swore to observe, if contrary, she is punished.
Now that my heritage is officially passed into the hands of others
You can really consider died.
Billionaire died.
Live the billionaire!
Live the billionaire!
Give it to me! - Do not dare to open my letters!
I'm not a child. - Shut up! - Epiphany!
Are you husband and I do not allow that... - What?
No Epiphany, please, do not be always cos ู... Ouch!
This is him.
No, no epiphany!
This is her! - This what you wanted!
Coward! - No, no, please!
Epiphany, but what do you do? - This is him.
Get out of here!
You! Oh!
And this is done.
Everybody out!
Oh Dad! Popes.
Dad!
What trouble have you done Epiphany!
Nothing, nothing.
Epiphany!
Epiphany not lying.
But daddy any trouble.
Epiphany! You disobeyed me.
But no father because say these things?
Epiphany! Why did you marry that man.
ู he was so exciting, so fascinating and had a wonderful guadascio.
But he has stood the test?
I did not understand? - Has stood the test?
And then I understood right.
You had understood very well.
The evidence to which you swore submitting your future husband
giving him 500 pounds and marrying only if after three months
he could make them 1 5000, you did so ู?
I have done as you told me I gave him 500 pounds
have given him 500 pounds in shares
three months after them to have bought back to 15000.
But worth dad!
But he did?
A hoot, Epiphany have betrayed a solemn oath.
But I had to know us Parerga we always get what we want
and nothing stops us.
What should I do, tell me, what should I do ?
You're still the same, my daughter you have a habit of dramatizing everything.
No Dad are not worthy of a death cos ู honorable.
What else should I do, ma'am?
Disappear. - How commands lady.
Good morning!
Excellent day for p swimming.
I'm not swimming I am committing suicide.
Understand? Ilo I'm killing.
Ln luck.
Murderess!
Good morning!
From my lawyer.
And you will find enclosed a check to pay the amount you are entitled to
For scoring he moves the husband of Mrs. Parerga.
I think it only has who wait for marriage due respect.
Return, the same letter, we are very grateful for the information
you wanted to provide us with high esteem.
Mrs. will not be very happy with this.
Maybe he already knew.
Epiphany, oh so sorry.
The water is too cold.
What Epiphany! - To drown.
Oh right.
Immediately draw up my will. - Sure Epiphany.
Say infidelity of my husband led me to suicide.
Then you know everything!
Here are stupid dislinguimenti that writes the shameless
his girlfriend.
Then the complaint is now proven .
Proceed immediately against him.
And for me to devise a foolproof system suicide.
Oh!
Here it is.
What?
For suicide.
Tell the pharmacist that cyanide is a hornet's nest
tartaric acid is harmless put them in two different glasses and melts them
in a p water will cos ู acid idrocianico,
a sip sends it to another world, is infallible.
The death takes my very coldly Julius
Ha ha we are now accustomed my clientele consists
from wealthy pillars of the company
How? It has many customers overwhelmed by despair that must take
ready this deadly recipe?
S ู dear and it is infallible.
E 'sure they all died without suffering and the shot?
No, they are all alive.
How dare give me a recipe that is a fraud.
There is a fraud is a deadly poison but no one uses it. - I s ู.
And I hope that the for letting me hang procured.
It 'impossible my friend I am his legal and I give the advice I asked.
I do my duty.
And his heirs will have to give me 20 pounds for advice.
She is disgusting Stagmor, she enriches the death of his clients
It 's my profession, there will be a big business move
after his death Epiphany.
And she would pretend that I ammazzassi only to enrich her
And 'she was to arouse in me this hope.
Porco. - Via're good recipe remedy everything.
To hell with the recipe, that's what I do of his recipe.
I told you that it was infallible and now that has blown out
a steam sit down and expose me his new little problem.
My heart is broken and she, she treats me like a locomotive.
If you were in my place you would do ?
You are not a man is a English
I do not know how my father did to choose a prosecutor
cos ู treacherous and heartless.
Ln certain profession heart is a footprint,
Now please, please, sit down.
Oh Julius, Julius, how could I make a mistake cos ู big.
Dopottutto is a great athlete, I discovered tennis player
black belt and what follows.
S ู, and unlike many beautiful men cos ู was well stripped.
But as Epiphany! - I am very susceptible to sex.
There has no legal relationship with his case.
How could I make a blunder like that.
Assuming that this athlete had a lover fire,
all his ardor was in his punches,
our marriage has been a long series of meetings pugilistic.
And now the final blow, this stupid letter a stupid little woman
Damn!
I want to see, want to see that kind of slut preferred me
I want to see her face.
How strong you are. - Strong and love.
If Jein wants to borrow the car of permanent I'm so sorry
but not give them d. - I know that magic touch.
I assure you that the permanent not involved.
S ู!
What do you want?
Great, s ู a frame very suitable.
To your squalid amorucci.
Enough Epiphany. - Come on! - It ''s time to... -Alza hands.
Show off your lover stroke secret of the teacher.
Let me see how you treat the weaker sex.
Coward. - Permission?
Next lawyer, comes to see the harem my husband.
Do not lose control Epiphany.
Will not you introduce me to your wife treasure?
Sure. Epiphany This is... - Tell her I do not wish to know.
Maybe you better go away Alastair not nice to fight for him
before him, and then is exhausted poor dear,
tonight has never closed eye.
And how do you know?
Ln short you left me for spend the night in the arms
Miss... - Polly Smith very nice to meet you.
Polly... - There was not anything wrong.
He was in his arms s ู or not!
S ู ู so to say there was a little bit but not as she believes.
I know what it means.
It 'a headless cod. - Alastair is not a codfish.
Just I understand. - A moment Epiphany...
I have the duty to remind you that the breakup of a marriage
not a fact irrelevant.
These two inferior beings are highly suited to each other,
we go lawyer Sagamore.
Do not take it so much, it's not his fault with all its beauty
no one can live them next.
This little woman is insulting me.
If a man as gentle and normal Alastair lives with a woman prodigious
likely to die of suffocation.
Does that imply that she is capable of doing something
I do not know?
Well I know not make him happy right?
Tells the elephant and the mouse treasure,
a p tell it! - They make the kittens!
E 'that the mouse that does cruise?
S ู! - S ู ah I know it is very good!
See you in court.
It's good to let my friend.
Julius!
Why he believes that that can him happy and not me?
But it is so simple dear, she need an exceptional man.
S ู ..
Do not think that tovrei make me cut my nose?
Cut the nose!
I'm sure that has nothing to do surgery ,
why not try Adriano Bland?
Adrian Bland!
I really think I should come more often.
Miss Thonks try to give some Mrs. Willoughty
Seat more please. - S ู
It will be a difficult doctor she is so busy.
Thanks. - I'll take you to the elevator.
Oh Adriano. - Sagamore I'm glad to see you.
I would like to introduce Ms. Parerga.
Good evening. - Parerga!
I had never... - Mrs. Parerga has two or three
small problems you will certainly easy fix for her.
I'd be happy to do it.
I want to make a man happy.
S ู... the female of our species can not have higher aspirations, please!
The usual rate. - The 20% is yours. - I did not come to argue.
Okay like last time. - Agreed a small recommendation,
as administrator of Parerga think not advisable
Epiphany that you care to collect husbands.
I understood very well.
I have to undress?
No, it is not really necessary.
But I would ask you to lie down.
Of course, this is the best way to get to know .
First of all you must tell me exactly what comes to mind.
... Elephants - Elephants!
Mice. - Mice Ah, tell me about them.
They can not live together.
Murier I do not like this at all.
What is it?
The account of Dr. Bland. - It seems to me rather modest!
'S what worries me.
It's not a man to lose golden opportunity like this.
I pummeled, punched the first night of marriage,
with my fists, oh is a piece of ice!
He was unable to aprrezzare his wife was right to get rid of it.
Now I have to get rid of myself I have to punish me.
Mania suicide. - Merit a punishment for
married that cod.
But dear lady Parerga rush to the call of sex
it is not about blame.
She is so understanding Dr. Bland.
Cos ู indulgent.
Lady dear understanding is my professional tool,
but with her it is a pleasure.
Find interesting to hear what I say to myself.
For me there is no woman to Mrs. world more interesting than her,
but still talks.
I told her everything about my father?
Tell me again.
My father made me think of being a princess
Offered my hand and my heritage only to those who... - Only to whom?
Who he was able to pass a little test .
Then I ruined everything falling in love.
It is never a sin to fall in love.
At the court had a spectacular backhand !
And I felt so excited ู, shocked by his physical contact,
after Adriano I am a woman of flesh and blood.
S ู course! A woman of flesh.
Do not know what that means star in the arms of a man,
you could buy at a price twenty times higher,
never regret spending.
If he did not love her own so what?
Good, good, I was very pleased that you go really agree
with the lady. - Maybe soon you congratulerai with me.
I congratuler? - S ู, with me!
And very soon!
What? You mean you've already freed from his Oedipus complex
or mania father or whatever you call it?
No, not yet for... - Well you do not have many chances.
Unless you can not superimpose your image to that of his father.
S ู, s ู but I will riuscir.
'S all very Froidiano.
S ู, s ู I must free it from the tyranny of the memory of the deceased old billionaire
stingy. - Ah, I knew that you have the solution in your pocket.
And from now on, nothing will stop you.
Nothing will stop me, trust me. - Good luck.
Oh I hope to have it compromised.
Last night Julius did not put droplets in the nose.
Ah think? Almost make me forget everything Murier.
Money is power, money it is safety.
Money is freedom.
The dear money Epiphany is boring and vulgar.
Delicious! - I take another one in the whole market
You will not find better. - No Thanks,
pay her this man Adriano.
My father never spent more half pound per day.
I think it is time that she makes account my friend that there is something
fault in his balance values.
Examination I made dear... - You like it?
Examination I did...
Epiphany!
What? - Listen to me!
Examination I did is that she is fixed on his father and on the billions.
Well, what else do I have in life I, nothing!
Nothing because billions and his father take place so that
nothing to do another. - I enjoy it, I do not want another.
Excuse me, but this is not true, she came to me the first time
wondering why he was unable to make a man happy.
S ู and still did not answer.
The answer now, she will never be happy , will never know love
if you do not realize that his father was a bully , sleazy
and hateful troublemakers.
Oh, as he said?
Again, you suffer most acute form of idolatry for the dead
That has certainly been the most frightening poultice that ever afflicted mankind.
I'm sorry to take away any illusion but it is necessary.
Adriano!
S ู?
Come here Adriano.
Come closer Adriano.
This is for giving my father dell'impiastro.
Epiphany, but who the hell does?
And this...
for saying that my father was a nuisance.
Help! Help! Help!
Help!
Hello I'm a doctor. - The shoulder, ah still her
what leaves drown people.
I heard some shouting I hasten to ask the causes,
I find it in a state of turmoil, can I help you?
S ู, s ู. - Help!
Oh! - Where you go? - A drowning man. - Ah s ู where?
Help! - I have never disobeyed .
Aspects, she must attend, is the second time I leave to die.
Neither this nor that time she found in her a serious chance of death.
But, but then he did not understand anything!
I'm sick and I'm very rich.
In this case it would be difficult to find a British doctor who will send the accounts.
But, but I could die at any moment .
S ู lady, of course, like all of us is a common destiny, good morning!
Good morning!
Help! Drown!
Oh hi! Did a swim with her beautiful right?
Not really cos ู, this lady is a p wet.
We would like to know if you can take advantage of the comforts of his ospitalissimo local.
S ู ู s been too comfortable.
I told you that I'm dying. - No, no, it is a natural affinity for water
But I am not dying, I think going forward will put
freely back there. - Pu do what he wants. - Where that way?
S ู, here that way.
Thanks.
On face forward as well.
Here. - Come in. - If you put it, if you put it.
You happen to be here at a time interesting,
I think that will affect much.
Today I prepared a composition that herring,
if the experiment succeeds well, the flavor and aroma of the best
smoked salmon. - Very interesting!
After all is not right that workers not find themselves in modest herring
taste that the gentlemen to pay price of gold at the Savoy and the Ritz.
But it is his opinion good man, just his opinion.
Oh this is his.
Come, take a sniff.
What really smell! That delicate.
Here is the skill sir.
One moment. - A part of sawdust cherry, two pieces of oak sawdust,
an elm and a hint of plum, a pizzichetto just no more.
A pizzichetto and just.
You suffer very lady?
S ู, oh!
You'd better examine her thoroughly. - Sit down for charity
sit down, there are no secrets between scientists,
want you to see the whole process.
Please Stand up, stand up please. - Oh s ู!
Oh I can not. - Where he feels bad.
Here doctor's shoulder. - We must put more wood on the fire.
The smoke goes straight to herring that we dance in and... - Hand.
And cos ู become smoked salmon notch.
Nothing wrong shoulder, nothing wrong lady.
But my shoulder is not his.
I know but I'm not discussing the property shoulder, say
she ignores the machine where dwelling his soul while I'm
skeletons and a mechanical I know everything.
Oh maybe it's back ู, here I hurt my back.
It could be, s ู lie down please.
Lie. - I'm laying down.
Here. - Thank you.
Oh here! - Here?
E 'where does it hurt?
No, no, no, everywhere.
It 'really, really wonderful.
What trapeze really perfect.
Very rare, very rare.
Oh finally about his appreciation.
A muscle so ู perfect not seen her since I
autopsy to a drain port who had drowned.
Discharger! - S ู was up 1.85 an upright,
a skeleton perfect.
But do not think this will ever be injured back lady,
is a back copy, copy! - I am sick.
Come doctor look at that beautiful smoked.
A nice smoke? - I looked at the language.
Language. - Oh right!
Outside the language.
Language very healthy.
Put it away well.
Oh I feel the pulse.
Him feel again but will try only what is obvious,
namely, that she is alive and well.
However we feel.
Survive?
Oh s ู live. - S ู? - S ู.
Probably forever.
So bad that I found.
Of nothing wrong. - Anything?
Except that she is a simulator, why? Why you want to become interesting?
I am interesting! - Anatomically s ู, not discussed.
Her wrist is a phenomenon very touching and unusual ,
but she is also interesting in other areas ?
I am the woman more interesting the world.
Because they are the richest.
Epiphany Saints of Parerga.
A noble Italian suppose. - More than noble.
I belong to the aristocracy of money.
Ah well, this is an evil for which they have remedies ,
heals only with revolution.
The revolution herring him I say. - He says he.
But the mortality rate is very high and if you are wrong the kind of revolution
gets worse evil.
So is not to try to heal.
Lady her illness with onset from my knowledge,
rest of this day is reserved a retreat and I work.
Please reconsider.
No, no you can not, see know these days I try to forget who I am,
and where I am and I sink down soul. - I transport it down with him.
This is like the wise men say one intermediate stage between being
and not be. - I teach you not to be.
Lady, she has seriously interrupted my thoughts.
And you mine.
And now will have to start over.
Goodbye lady. - But it has to do something for me.
Lady, I can not!
No, no, no, I'm Dr. Hamer Burkadir and nothing else.
And I can do nothing for her please, goodbye.
Hey doctor. - Wait!
Wait!
Oh, let him go, look, feel that scent.
Smoked like him.
The fifth will be difficult because Ms. almost all the property is mortgaged.
Detect all mortgages from district.
Detecting all mortgages in the neighborhood.
Detecting all mortgages in the neighborhood.
All mortgages have been detected .
Seizing wherever possible. - Seizing wherever possible.
Seizing wherever possible.
Order requisition is party.
Detecting all liabilities and liquidate.
Detecting all liabilities and liquidate.
Detect and liquidate.
Detecting all liabilities and liquidate.
All liabilities were recorded and paid lady.
And we will not have obstacles by boatmen who use
docks in the neighborhood?
There are fears that their union objects.
Convoke a meeting with the heads of unions in question.
Convene union leaders. - I Show me the plan of the area.
What's this?
I wanted to talk about this issue lady. - Well expose them!
This is the clinic of Dr. Kabir.
But not ours?
Dr. Kabir is the only representative of the company of Calcutta
owner of the clinic, and that individual refuses any
offer. - Okay call Calcutta on the phone.
Calcutta on the phone, immediately! - Calcutta, Calcutta on the phone!
No, let me go.
Look at them! - Via brats!
It's up to her baby lady Farady
Your clothes on!
Doctor!
Hallo!
This is not my client, plays please.
She is rude and impatient.
But as a doctor inspires confidence.
I visit all.
Lady, if I visit all the women who inspired confidence
after a week I'd be exhausted.
So for me to reserve an exclusive .
I must reserve to poor and helpful, have the courtesy to get dressed.
Why you do not want me as his client.
Why in the world there is much to do and no time left to sick rich
and imaginary.
But I'm not a sick rich and imaginary.
I'm your hostess.
Then is a serious disease.
Really? So what I?
I say? - So what I? - S ู!
So what I?
What the hell does it mean what I !
She square in here as if it were a godsend
and compels me to devote myself to her.
With utter disregard for everything does not belong, oh!
Go! Not you excuse me!
There, there, you put this wearing please.
For me she is a pig.
For you are a pig? - S ู!
Allow me to tell Mrs. throughout my constitution there
one particle of that animal. - Not a particle?
Not even one particle. - Please help me.
Please understand but I do, the car the lady.
No, no, he is turning around to the house.
Will already returned the perimeter is very short,
the house is small.
And it is mine, mine. S ู doctor.
Whole, including its clinical I am the mistress of all this.
Even this?
And can you heal?
I can.
And I do!
His work will be much reduced doctor.
It 's true.
Become a doctor outdated.
I really hope so.
It will mean that the world is healthy.
Does it go back to lndia?
Maybe.
But lndia resists organization.
I hope will be our inauguration tomorrow.
Thanks but I guess not.
Oh you should see my machines my, my equipment is amazing.
Come least see it, is now.
No, no, let me go, I groped to stifle my envy,
sleeping... - Oh, but there are...
There are still problems of a practical and...
and I need your advice.
I am a tired lady.
Of course we reject the great comfort of his science.
If you want.
Oh thank you!
Saints Bernardo of Parerga.
Strange irony, that he who did his neighbor ill
to earn more entrusts the continuity of his name
the billions spent to heal the same his neighbor.
We see doctor can assist 1000 patients a day
and have 500 beds, please.
It will give a great welfare humanity.
I am happy, I am delighted.
The well-being depends on the planning doctor.
S ู, s ู but you may also plan disease, I am opposed
planning, for me is a mistake.
The sick are filed and stored
electronically. - Looking even remember
their names.
Beautiful equipment real doctor?
S ู, s ู sumptuous.
You do not mind if I lady dare... - anything Oh please!
Touch any tool, it is a hospital cos ู well equipped.
I'm glad she says.
S ู, really, everything is beautiful, beautiful .
I have to congratulate her.
And here we have all that can be useful to his work.
And... she could do a lot more here than in the its antiquated cabin.
Doctor...
S ู, well, I can not deny that the my means are very modest.
Put it away please and here I have some...
delicious novelty.
What?
But... if you do not mind... - Oh no!
You do not mind to put them inside ? - Him? - S ู!
Where? - The ู!
In here? - S ู
L ู behind.
Cos ู.
Let lady doctor are I can see.
Ah yes.
She is a real lady phenomenon.
Then the doctor interested.
From a purely medical .
Aspects.
I have a proposal to make them.
I want you to direct this clinic.
I? - S ู!
My father always claimed that the Socialists are perfect employees.
But I... I can not.
But... and why not!
This is the power that you want because he does not want to accept it.
Because you see, the power, the power is born within us,
Otherwise destroys us, believe is a terrible destroyer.
Ah, the power that is on me... has the power to do good to his neighbor.
And if all that will accept... I belong here?
Ln fact!
You will not belong to me?
Oh, she thinks only of himself.
Lady, if you do not think of myself as I can think of others.
If you are not free as I I can make others free. - Dr. Kabir!
Dr. Kabir!
Dr. Kabir!
The mother of this boy is bad I have to go to her
forgive me. - I understand.
Sorry.
What do you want? What's up?
My lady is very bad he must come with me now.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
You say that Mrs. speaks only Indian? - Only Indian? - S ู.
How long since...
This groan know him.
Reminds me kippers.
What does this trap?
When I want something I resort to any trick.
To get anything?
For anything and everything! - Every everything is nothing.
So she has nothing. - Thank you! - You're welcome!
He wants the sun, moon and stars? You can not get them.
No, no, no, no, I just want what is on earth.
Right. Well, I'm glad you're okay and has therefore
no need of my assistance.
Good evening, I should say good morning but have already played four.
Good morning.
Good morning! Aspects.
What is it? - Wait!
Not want to dance?
If you want to dance? - S ู!
What the hell do you think of that want to dance.
Cos ู in pajamas.
And 'more intimate dance.
You can not, there is no music.
Music is useless. - Never happened, never happened!
Shut up and listen to me!
What?
I want to know one thing. - What do you want to know?
It 'true that with money you can only get more money?
Really... you can also get men.
I do not want men you buy.
But it may be that those who do not buy not want her.
No?
S ู Oh, sure she has a great presumption lady,
S ู. - S ู and the funny thing is... I'm pounding The dress, the beauty is that she
I think without sex. - How dare you?
How dare say that they are not sex!
Yet...
For you men do not have nothing mysterious,
of private, sacred, she speaks like a man .
A man? - S ู!
E 'married her?
To science.
Science is helpless without money.
Take another wife!
Science is my wife!
I would not be at all jealous.
Do you consider rival science?
Sure! I want to marry you.
I see.
Next!
Answer.
It's not so easy.
I love you!
I think you would want many toys and that when had them
threw them in a corner without even play.
He threw them in a corner without even play.
No, no, no, I need you.
It is very difficult to reject those needs.
It is very difficult to reject those needs.
So do not dismiss.
No, I can not, I have to reject .
But why? - Oh well, because...
because... because... my mother.
Because... because... my mother.
Your mother?
S ู, my mother, myself, my mother, I... I have a mother complex.
S ู, my mother, myself, my mother, I... I have a mother complex.
Oh well the mother complex. - S ู, here, you see... I'm sorry.
Here.
What was your mother?
What was your mother?
A woman, certain that she was a woman, was a seamstress, a widow.
It would never have allowed .. marry a billionaire?
Oh no, for heaven's sake, he never wanted , it s ู I promised... thanks
Oh no, for heaven's sake, he never wanted , it s ู I promised... thanks
solemnly at his deathbed... - Allow? - Oh, thank you ma'am.
S ู made me swear that if ever a woman I wanted to marry
S ู made me swear that if ever a woman I wanted to marry
and I was tempted... - Tempted, are tempted ?
One moment please.
If anything, I wanted to marry and I I was tempted. - You're tempted, you are tempted!
If anything, I wanted to marry and I I was tempted. - You're tempted, you are tempted!
Do you please let me say what I try to tell her . - All right!
Thanks!
So if a woman wants to marry me and I am tempted to marry her
I have to put them in the hands of 500 rubie and tell her that if he can not go
I have to put them in the hands of 500 rubie and tell her that he does not know go
to the world that only money and with the clothes she's wearing
and not know earn a living for at least three months
and do not know to make a living for at least three months ,
I must not talk to her more.
And if it passes the test? - Then I must marry.
Although it is the ugliest witch there is.
Or the most beautiful?
Or the most beautiful?
Or the most beautiful s ู.
Thanks. - Your welcom.
He knows that this is his incense very strong?
He knows that this is his incense very strong?
Oh by the head.
I have to go because there cat waiting for me.
There are people waiting for me, there are people waiting for me .
There are people waiting for me, there are people waiting for me .
My bag.
S ู, I do not know, I do not know where it is!
S ู, I do not know, I do not know where it is!
I have to open my own clinic understands?
And I have to open my.
And I I have to open my.
Let them go, please, to another bench.
From and to the left.
Father's name, mother's name, father's profession ,
profession of the mother, name, age, father's name, mother's name,
father's profession, occupation mother,
= = father's profession, occupation mother,
name, age, father's name, mother's name ,
father's profession, occupation mother,
name, age, name, age
= = sex. - Thing? I've had enough. Anna, I've had enough. - Me too!
Sex. - Thing? I've had enough. Anna, I've had enough. - Me too!
S ู and I go back to Dr. Kabir.
Ah good him the know.
Bad svergognanta ask sex.
But why should I tell them?
O you!
Tomorrow. - Good night Miss thanks.
I think we lose time give the clutch.
I think we lose time give the clutch.
If he drinks whole.
Fortunately we have in abundance.
He needs another doctor?
Oh, no, no, thanks.
So goodnight doctor. - Good night.
So goodnight doctor. - Good night.
Doctor!
There is the usual lady. - As?
That the new clinic.
Oi oi, oh!
Doctor! Doctor!
S ู? - Doctor!
S ู? - Doctor!
I decided to groped the test.
S ู and what proof was lady?
That's his mother!
My mother. - S ู! - S ู.
A very wise woman my mother.
I decided to accept his challenge, sees his mother had something
in common with my father, he left a test
Because my husband was worthy of me.
Oh So the husband should be tried? - S ู!
Oh So the husband should be tried? - S ู!
Ah, this my mother and I had never thought .
I have to trust the man in question 500 pounds in three months and he has to
take them to 15000.
bring to 15000.
15000?
It 'a nice pile of money.
A nice bunch!
Well, not cheap, but sure if that man was me
Well, not cheap, but sure if that man was me
man is you!
Excuse me, let me say what I mean . - S ู! S ู.
If that man was me, ah, ah, at the end of three months I would not have a penny.
If that man was me, ah, ah, at the end of three months I would not have a penny.
Cos ู you consider yourself still beat before beat you.
Oh s ู wrought hopeless.
Then we fought them both? - S ู, beaten them both,
she does not know what misery and hunger I do not know what an annuity
she does not know what misery and hunger I do not know what an annuity,
then... - How do 500 rupees?
I ask how much do 500 rupees? - S ู. Do I wonder what they do 500 rupees.
Well I... well, I believe that the change contemplated by my mother
are roughly 35 shillings.
So give it to me.
How? - S ู!
Ah, ah, well, see, my mother hath forgotten to leave that amount,
I, I do not have 35 shillings. - No matter you give them to me again.
I have precisely 500 pounds with me, how strange!
I have precisely 500 pounds with me, how strange!
How strange!
Dear lady, let me say, I do not understand nothing of these things.
Wait, and then do not run any risk accepting the challenge of my father.
Wait, and then do not run any risk accepting the challenge of my father.
No, no, please.
I do not want to try!
I do not want to try!
Oh glorious, is this one of your terrible trials?
Tell me! Do not do this to me please. Do not do this!
Tell me! Do not do this to me please. Do not do this!
Oh Mommy, Mommy.
No Epiphany, my dear, for heaven's sake listen to me, try to think of it,
I would like you to realize that Al...
Who has duties to his heritage and that
its assets consists of many billion.
You have to remember that... - No dear I do not think this
functions, thanks a lot, we see this.
Epiphany!
Can I remind her that she has also duties to the memory of his father?
Can I remind her that she has also duties to the memory of his father?
Oh but my father would approved.
You like it? - Epiphany! - Sa as he started it? With 20 pounds.
And a compromising letter of the wife of the main .
I'm only repeating the story. - You do not want to make use of blackmail!
I'm only repeating the story. - You do not want to make use of blackmail!
I serve of what is needed. 35 shillings, the clothes I'm wearing,
s ู and, if necessary, blackmail, see you in three months Sagamore.
S ู and, if necessary, blackmail, see you in three months Sagamore.
Epiphany! What penniless doctor Indian is just so much effort?
I'm not trying its value but mine.
I'm not trying its value but mine.
Vanish please? Thank you!
Go away and do not come back, I just want working girls!
Go away and do not come back, I just want working girls!
What work? Ugly slave trader. - You do not have to see more!
I am than I want to brave working girls.
Brave girls, made of it within the ู good girls!
Brave girls, made of it within the ู good girls!
Hey she feels.
And 'the owner of the cabin? - S ู.
S ู me. - Good boy!
Who are you?
She looks for a girl?
She looks for a girl?
I look for work.
Search work? - Ah Ah
You would not think a girl seeking work.
But ู s.
Okay. - So?
And then come here in my office, cos ู talk about everything in good friendship.
Why stop working. Work! You work all of them.
The heavy lifting is not for her for these beautiful little hands.
Why not combine something better?
Why not combine something better?
Oh Mary! Arrivals at the right time!
I see.
My wife, it always happens at the right time .
My wife, it always happens at the right time .
What do you want? - Job.
With a hat cos ู not trying work that we give.
He does not work with mica hat Mary.
The know cut the noodles? - Of course you know how to cut!
Is not it? - No!
Is not it? - No!
But at least spaghetti them you can do?
No, no!
Look we make the dough for all Italians London
that work are you doing with us?
Listen to me, here they work more girls than allowing the law,
Listen to me, here they work more girls than allowing the law,
It 'an inspector! Ugly old fool is an inspector.
Oh no! - I'm not an inspector,
but inside there is a gas machine that is a laboratory,
but inside there is a gas machine that is a laboratory,
Here it is. - Sure is my laboratory. - If I want him close in an hour.
Oh no! You can not do this to me. I came to London 30 years ago,
Work, work, I have a shop, I have kids.
Ah, I have a wife.
Can not take away everything.
Oh no?
Ah, what you want me to give?
I do not want money, I want to work .
But you can do?
Command, I organize, I plan, here is what I do.
But we do not need those in power, organizes, plans,
every day is Benito with the cart, we pay us what we did,
I delivery to wholesalers, is simple.
It 'simple.
Why not supplied directly to you wholesalers?
And who knows wholesalers!
How do you do?
That's where I am speaking, I organize everything and I'll take the 50 percent
the more gain you make.
S ู but... - What risk?
They risk everything.
The capitalist intelligent not likely ever ,
Now we see the figures of production last month.
Next nimble!
As you see there is no need to fuss about ,
this you do not drink, is to rub, we understand each other well?
Every evening, see if you drink it not... you do not stay more
for clutches, you see that is not true? Well, well, and now look,
It says take one when outputs, take it!
No, no, thank you, Doctor. Good night Miss.
Good night!
You see he did not just want. - He does not want any doctor.
How is it that people do not take the that it offers.
Maybe he thinks she already so from everyone.
I think that woman, that woman is dangerous for mankind.
And what does he say?
What do I say? That does not work, you have to change .
But my family has always done cos ู.
And that's why you always were poor men.
To make this work we are machines.
But I prefer girls machines.
S ู I know it, we will take the car .
Of course we will take a car.
How's production this week? - E 'increased more than 16 percent.
Good, good.
And the workers are complaining? - We complain God forbid!
With all overtime, meals, the common room, away those hands!
I know that I say? These girls will never have the courage
we had them we age.
See Joe? Girls are satisfied ,
We give them the minimum pay and earnings increase.
This is true, it is true.
And you now have a nice little house.
It 's true.
And your children go to a good school .
It 's true.
And instead of being hated by all slave traders and ,
are reputable employers.
S ู true.
So why the long face?
I do not enjoy it like they used to.
What is this?
There's more adventure, there more danger, there is no taste.
But as they talk, if we go on cos ู soon can be collected,
return to Naples.
Oh, I buy a house, I'm sitting there to think, think and m'assetto,
but what I think?
Do you want to?
What sells?
I do not sell anything.
D because of the money.
Not want?
Take a pound.
Do not you want some?
Here Mr. John, the performance 20 girls,
and covered the cost of setting only a few shillings a week
electricity.
Very good, very good.
Between three months Mr. John the transaction is completed
before we take the workers and pay them better syndicated ,
cos ู produce more, then we acquire the means of distribution
and abolish the matchmaker, the end when we put the gain by
take other machines and the workers sostiuiamo ,
sees? Simple!
Oh how beautiful the industry.
Lady Epiphany.
Lady Epiphany ..
I want to sell my part of the company
wants to return to Naples and retire?
No! But not to buy my part?
Yes, yes, it will be a nice p money for her Jo
But if not returned to Naples what does?
Here, I am a nice underground around here
and I put on a little shop as was my
Some people have no was born to direct, to progress.
He's right but you know, I like working with people
not with machines, in my little shop it was well
I had so many girls around, shriek, trouble
eh, was fine.
I do not mind Mrs. Epiphany.
I? No no no.
Do as he wants.
I have reached my goal.
As I explained immediately my lady, it is absolutely
can hope that I venture successfully in enterprise
commercial, I said it clear from the first day ,
please understand and do not insist and then the test period
expired.
S ู expired huh money.
Here's the money, do not want them, thanks to avermeli provided
but I do not want them.
S ู, behold, just say so ู.
S ู, the rest just did not to do with a fool.
It has to do with personality.
Ah, the Institute of Scientific Doctrine feels?
The lnstitute of Scientific Doctrine aspires to the pleasure of the company
at the pleasure of the company of Dr. Mushammed Al Kabir
Calcutta graduate, in Delhi graduate, to graduate Resize
Suoneck to graduate, Canterbury rejected.
At the annual dinner held by Romanos.
Here is my dear lady who has to do.
It has to do with a doctor who goes by Romanos.
At annual dinners.
I can say that it is my firm, my unalterable conviction rather
that will be the day when the good will command the force.
The doctrine will command ignorance and men
science will prevail over principles and billionaires.
Old rimambito!
Please have the empty glass. - No, no thanks
I drank more than I should.
In fact I think that I should not drink more , sorry.
No son, now you're not big 're no longer a schoolboy
Berber in if you want to be a man drink like a man.
S ู to be all his fault.
Now I drink and then worse for her.
Did you hear what he said?
The well will command the force, idiot,
As saying that the sheep will eat the lion .
However, it is a feeling high.
It 'a feeling that does not hold.
The men of science will prevail on billionaires.
Chatter idiotic.
Professor, believes it is possible for a man of science
oppose the wishes of a billionaire?
If opposes is an imbecile.
Look at me, a life entirely dedicated to the fight against evil,
and not a penny in his pocket ,
if I dedicated my efforts to seek a system
to exterminate humanity would rich and revered.
Drink son, drink.
The cognac is his, all scoliamocelo before that old goat
noticing.
Did you see?
A heritage that removing organs from unnecessary wealthy
females superfluous.
Yet, professor I do not think it is impossible
for a man of science can and perhaps will strongly duty
a woman, I think so ู.
But what are you talking about?
But my idea.
But, I am safe, I am safe.
Do you believe?
You want to know why?
The Mommy protects me.
On drink and leave.
I replenished cognac until next year.
The prince and billionaire.
Yet know, it is very, very beautiful.
I am so glad I confided in her
professor, so glad I confided in her.
Via son might not have never fear.
Cheer up, give me the loot and I think I do not
never put to use.
But, but because it is so good to me ,
and cos ู... Ohh - But as you are rude, you're good.
Watch must hide. - Now give me the loot,
I think the rest.
Careful, careful that the billionaire is .
That's the billion dollar.
Oh is she!
To me it is not scary.
The billions of England are lambs with me.
No, no, let's move from behind.
Millionaire...
Oi oi there was a close.
Force guy out the loot where?
Science expects my throat is dry.
The throat of science is dry.
Will be twenty years since I drank a cognac like that.
Here. - Thank you.
And let me say that I am proud to have helped
His research. - S ู friend, I am, too.
And to think that I was unwitting
long-awaited cure for the common cold.
Right, right, right.
Three pounds a bottle with these we take 150 bottles.
Being able to be... to be help humanity.
I do not want more, I do not want another .
150 bottles, with this arrival basically I already 76 years.
Dear old friend and teacher, live forever.
Thanks dear boy.
Now see... - I hope so, I hope so.
That aroma, were 20 years since I I felt more.
Now you see.
150... 160 bottles.
Goodbye son. - Farewell is good professor.
Take a beautiful sonnet l ู above I know the way.
Now I'm ready for anything.
Here it is.
I hope your mother will rest in peace.
I hope the same for his father lady.
I did what I wanted your mother.
And even more.
Then you have really exceeded the impossible test?
Oh s ู and I can show you the certificate of accounting ,
if you do not believe.
It is not necessary, I just its word, she's an amazing woman.
I take the world as I find
and I put it to good use.
A fruit s ู.
But the wrath of the Lord falls on those who peer
the world without improving it.
Many tests show that He loves those who can get rich.
S ู, but the wealth is bad and even poverty is bad.
And also... s ู In short, what I feel for you ,
also what is bad?
Are idle talk.
S ู she has stood the test imposed by my mother,
But I, I have not stood the test set by his father.
Oh but there is still time, I'll teach you how to get
15000 pounds before dawn, stockbrokers
working for me around the world, we have no problems.
We have and how!
Unless you do not want to exceed evidence.
And you want.
My desire has more importance.
The money is gone.
Oh no! You can not have spent it all.
Give me what little you have left and make money.
I have no more.
But you can not live with anything.
Something must be left.
No. No. Not even a penny.
Why?
Why I gave it all away.
Via everything?
Everything.
You have given away the chance of me.
S ู, s ู I gave away the chance to have you .
I once tried to buy I was wrong.
But now are you that you're wrong.
You're too small to accept a free gift.
A free gift.
The Epiphany Saints of Parerga town of Naples, Liberia,
London and the world, with full mental faculties
Tested accumulating more money than all of you
leave all worldly goods order of Epiphany.
What is this order of Epiphany.
To the best of my understanding is a community exclusively
women, for women who want to give up their perennial conflict
with typically masculine and live in contemplation.
It 'unhygienic.
Mrs. Parerga will retreat in a monastery in Tibet,
where surrounded by women, wonder excuse to order sir,
spend the rest of his life in an attempt to plunge
in 'infinite.
Spronfondando in his soul.
We were all evicted.
Lords have done everything possible to induce Mrs. Parerga
to reverse its decision, but swore, swore
that from midnight of this day no living man,
longer be able to communicate with her.
Silence!
Before lifting gentlemen from positions
entrusted to them I wish to thank them all.
Tonight give a reception at which I hope will all be present.
Epiphany. - S ู.
How can put on the streets many innocent people.
Think of the hardships that will tackle these faithful
employees to earn life.
They each have 35 shillings and the clothes she's wearing.
I will try another job Giulio.
How? Do not rush Murier.
Murier, what did he say that agent investigation.
Search for any excuse to see Indian doctor.
Look, Julius, are 8 years that aspect. - The Indian doctor?
The Indian doctor!
This is the secret weapon.
Of course it will be a perfect husband for Ms. Pererga.
But the investigator says that the doctor has not passed the test.
Eh? Why I suggested to you impose this geezer
stupid condition.
Goodbye Giulio.
Murier... wait... until midnight.
Okay, then at midnight.
Excuse me is Dr. Kabir?
S ู good evening. - Good evening.
How can I help?
Here's ู, I was told that she's some kind of saint.
The old drunk who wrote these notes it is not me.
But she devotes intermente to the poor.
She works for the welfare of man free.
She lives alone, shuns company female.
S ู Eh, I think she is the holy we seek.
S ู however I have no wife.
I have the duty to inform you of some details of the will ,
a certain Bernardo Saints of Parerga.
I would spare me the posthumous complications
caused by unbearable individual.
But I can not help it doctor.
She is the only one of all the men who refused the woman
richest in the world and has thus inherited a fortune ู
left for this purpose by the late Mr. Parerga.
I'm sick and sick, I am sick and tired
I Do not want to be the victim of the whims of involuntary Parerga understand?
But dear doctor is my duty to inform you that the 28 companies
pharmaceutical associated Parerga pass now under its control.
The weeping ladies, go to hell with his old billionaire
nuisance, s ู go to hell! I prefer to sell...
prefer to sell what is written in these notes
burdensome than accept an annuity, an annuity burdensome as that
she offers me.
A new medical discovery we buy it immediately.
Thanks but I will not accept.
Dir immediately to Mrs. Parerga that can yield this absurd
legacy Ente charity of his choice.
Come and tell him to come.
Sure, I'll say, I'll say tomorrow!
Tomorrow we will all be overwhelmed by an immense tragedy.
Tragedy? - To all of us!
What does it say?
Why sir she has sworn to leave the world at midnight.
No, not true.
It 's true!
That crazy self-destructive, I have to get there!
Lmmediatamente!
Sure!
Now I have to go
and leave me forever from the world.
It 's almost midnight.
Kabir!
Kabir Hurry, hurry!
Run!
Then Giulio.
Another moment my love and I think we will all be safe,
Curer but where?
Ah Curer, Curer must buy these pharmaceutical patents ,
to 30000. - Care against the cold,
cancer, maybe it's a bargain.
S ู must issue a check for 15,000 pounds
in favor of Dr. Kabir.
Kabir. - S ู lawyer.
And the other one in 5000 she suppose.
No, no Miss Murier Piikington
Piikington.
Epiphany, Epiphany for charity forget it.
Do not jump mica!
So you do climbing up there.
I sink into my soul.
Oh Epiphany might fall, down from that wall.
Oh oh I think I was... oh
What is it? What?
I'm afraid of the void.
Epiphany. - Sweetheart.
I have dizziness.
I fell in love your wrist.
Outlive?
S ู.
Probably forever.
But I love you too.
I love you as a woman.
Not like goddess.
And then you look so stupid with this hat to tip.
This is not a hat is the order of Epiphany.
I did not know.
I thought it was that of the Eiffel Tower.
Oh what are you doing in my Eiffel Tower? That is my order.
I put it on. - Oh no!
Now, he does not talk about it anymore.
What that means Giau Giau
From now on you Giau as I say.
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