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Ouch!

Congratulations, sire

You've shot a tiger

have?

I heard "Ouch!"

Under your rule

Even tigers can speak

It's a great omen

Hurrah!

Hunting is...

Just a game

So much more awaits at the Palace

Perhaps...

We shall return

Sire, wait

Hear my plea

You haven't held court in months

Please meet our new...

Imperial Exams Scholar

So troublesome

Not at all

He's been standing by

Just send him home...

With your blessings

Hurry, then

I am Yip Ku Shing

Long live Your Majesty!

Rise

Thank you, sire

So smart

I'll give you gold, silk,

And...

And?

You'll make me a prince?

You wish

There's a new scholar every year

I'm out of sisters

I'll send 2 guards

To see you home

Guard Duen, at your service!

Rise

Thank you, sire

There are two?

Hi.

Your servant, sire.

My name is Lai Ma Po.

My name is Yip Ku Shing.

Truly a scholar

You're bilingual

And you, a fighter, so learned

Honoured

Pleasure

This color is great

Pink goes well with gray

Yes, it's so "in"

His Majesty coughs

The weather is bad

And it rains

Retire to a hot bath

Have a courtesan brew...

Herbal tea

My thoughts exactly

You will see him home

I will do what it takes...

Whatever the danger...

I swear

A question

Yes

In your job, have you killed anyone?

I don't need to

We're always happy

- That's most important - True

- Master Scholar - Yes?

What are your hobbies?

- Composing - Decomposing?

Composing

Great, I play the flute

We should jam together

Great!

- Is it too crowded? - Yes

- Well... - Master Scholar

We shouldn't be in here

Let's get out

Don't

We're going to Guangdong

It's too far to walk

I'll make room

What a nice bag...

Great style

Yes

Perfect with uniform or casual wear

Won't be in China till winter

I pulled connections to get it

Stop!

But I...

I'll get off

No, I...

I will get off!

Let me move

No need

Thousand Pound Drop!

Go!

Dad!

Son, how wonderful!

What up!

"It's always useful to be lucky and strong"

"We're always charging forward"

"In hard times, I want to show my courage"

"I don't have to prove I'm strongest in pain"

"You get a dream when you're lucky and strong"

"Success comes only from charging forward"

"Hope is on the way, I am confident"

"Don't force yourself, luck will come to you"

"If I'm down I'll go to the bottom"

"Climb a rock like an ant"

"All flowers come from dirt"

"The world is small but my heart is deep"

"Good things must be kept"

"I'll be there till the end"

"I treasure things I can let go of"

"I smile at chaos, I won't be embarrassed"

He's drunk again

Never early, never late

Whatever the job

I'm on time

Not so loud!

We are pretending to be guards

But as Imperial Geomancers

We are to check his home's feng shui

Same trick with every new scholar

We must see if his feng shui

Will overpower the Emperor's

You stink

Did you wash your hands?

I was cleaning pig kidneys...

For our midnight snack

Never mind

The feng shui here is average

Did his ancestors do great deeds?

I'll ask

No need

They're all drunk

Useless

What do we do?

I wasn't just drinking

I did my job

Your family is kind

Do you do much charity?

We don't have the money

Even for my knock-off shoes

We donate small sums

Help the elderly cross the street

- That's all. Cheers! - Cheers!

Nothing remarkable

Their gravesite must be well placed

Where is it?

I asked

Where are your ancestors?

None of your business

You're cute, so I'll tell

Walk along the river

Go south

Past a few hills

That's it

Let's go

Let's change

I can't breathe

I hate turtlenecks

That way

The Yip Family Gravesite

Is it a Drinking Dragon Site?

Drinking Dragon brings riches

The location is perfect

Their descendants...

Will be powerful

They may endanger our dynasty

You missed the tree

East is wood, west is gold

The dragon head faces East

No pimple on the horn

But this tree is a...

Pimple on the horn

If the fruits are delicious

Then the site is failed

Yes!

Sweet, juicy...

I swallowed the seed

These people are fated to be...

Academics only

But

What?

Pick the fruits, split them

Give some to the Emperor

Job's done

But it's our job to do our job

We can't let His Majesty...

Take this risk

The Yips' party had...

Cakes and treats...

Prizes and girls

Besides, breaking their luck...

Not only harms them...

Brings evil to us too...

And 3 generations of bad blood

I can't argue with you

- Look, a girl! - Where?

Where?

No!

We broke their luck

We'll always be the Yips' enemies

But it's our job...

Shut up!

Yellow mud flows

Site fails, Dragon flies

This place will be named for today

Monkey King, Piggy...

Rainbow

You didn't ring!

I'm late!

Ouch!

No

Acne Cream?

Such bad luck

None here, either?

Soy sauce gargle

Salty, but tasty

Such bad luck

Where were you?

However...

It's better than no water

If I'll be lucky today

Today is October 9, I'm...

A fire-child

Good for burials, bad for moving

West is lucky

East, south, west!

Face west

May all things go well...

In love and health...

Yip Ku Hung bows to all

These are bad cards...

So avoid peacocks

Pisces is the shifter...

Among water signs

Imaginative and emotional

I know that

Today, green brings friends

Red fortune

Blue is good for type 0 blood

Today's lucky gems are...

Cairngorm and ruby

My moon sign is Cancer

I must watch my emotions...

And control my neurosis

I'm late!

Oh, no!

Forgot my peach blossoms

Oh, no!

Face west today

East, south, west!

West...

It's my fourth fall

Will I break something?

Miss, want a cab?

Yes, I'm late

Easy

Watch your head

Your feet

Driver

Your car is nice and clean

Great stereo

Flowers, too

So refreshing

I want my customers happy

You look unwell

You read faces?

A little

I was unemployed

But I had foresight...

And learned fortune-telling

Please read me

Let me see you

Sure

Both your parents...

Died long ago

You studied hard

But never did well

Dating is worse

You're often fooled

And taken advantage of

At work, nothing goes well

You are so unlucky

All correct!

How do I solve this?

I don't know

But you're still alive

Someday, someone will help you

You're right!

I've always dreamed of...

A man telling me...

On my unluckiest day...

A knight, with Monkey King and Piggy...

Will come riding a Rainbow

Robbery

No!

I told you you're unlucky

It's the 7th time this month

7 is a lucky number

Bye!

What now?

There's hope

Here's $20

Take the bus

Bye

Yip, you are so late!

It's already 11:45

Is Boss here?

Of course

I made sure he heard me

Give me a break

Do I look like a peacock?

Go away!

Excuse me

Can I help you?

Is this stretchy?

It's 60% cotton, 40% rayon

Not bad

Very stretchy!

Martial artist?

Hollywood action star

Here to work on MOUTTO CORAZON

What's that?

Brazilian remake of DIE HARD

DIE HARD?

May I test

This suit?

If it works, I'll buy several

Several? Sure

Take your time

- Excuse me - Sure

Is he nuts?

Nuts?

He's a Hollywood star

Wants several suits

Really?

Very stretchy

I'll take five

Buy ten, get 570 off

Okay

- He's my... - Go away

I'm having dinner with Mr. Chau Yung Fad

I need something formal

It's more expensive

Money is not a problem.

I have the perfect tuxedo for you

May I show you?

Sure

It's on hold

I'm your senior. Boss wants you

When?

Half hour ago

Give me a break!

No way

Help, Boss, don't fire me

I must lay off staff

And it must be you

Help, Boss, I've had...

This job longest

Don't fire me

I can't bear it

Just marry me

Help, Boss!

We have no magic

And you have 3 wives

So what?

They're in Canada, Hunan and Harbin

You won't meet

Help, Boss, don't force me

That's why I'm begging

You like fatty foods

You'll like me; try it

Judge me by my work

I would have fired you long ago

Give me your hand

Leave me alone

I need tomorrow off

Again?

Take me with you

I've waited 3 years to see him

You can't go

See who?

Someone who can rescue me

How is the feng shui in my office?

Wait

Well?

Wait

What's taking so long?

Are you checking for ghosts?

Yes

And if there are?

The needle will quiver

Like this?

Exactly

But it's my phone

Hello?

The floor plan? Beam it

Your "forecast" for the year

Your office floor plan

Area is 8,000 square feet

I charge $100...

Per square foot

I have money

Great

I've set the color schemes

I'll print it out for you

Remember, at the front door...

Put 2 steps at your logo

It forces people to bow to you

The fortune position is west

Put Accounting there

Human relationships are crucial...

So put a 7-level...

Wind chime in the south

But treat your staff well

Then they'll be loyal

Which is good

Come

This direction is bad

These antennas will kill you

What do I do?

In olden days, you would...

Beat them up, destroy the house

But we're civilized

Buy a Bohemian crystal...

Shield from Prague to block that

You'll feel better

Here

Not too close

This is a "Crack Curse"

Winds blow through

And make you sick

You could shut the window

And put cactus there

But you're rich

Put in a plate glass window

The wind can't come in

You're safe

This is a bad year for you

You must wear different charms...

Every month: snake, horse, cat...

Hello Kitty too

I can't remember all this

I know

So may I suggest our...

Lucky Charm Download...

Package, updated daily with...

Lucky tips and ring tones

Only $18,800 a month

Guaranteed to work

These years have been...

Great for my business

But I'm too busy...

For my husband

Why work so hard?

You don't need money

I have enough for many lifetimes

Are you a workaholic?

I'm really worn out

People are never satisfied

Kings complain of loneliness

What do you want?

When will you stop?

Yes, I get it

I will also...

Learn to enjoy life

Good

Master, when you work...

You're cute

I adjust to my customers

I know about the quality of life

I have a private bedroom

Over here

I'll examine your head board

No need

See if the bed is soft enough

Wait for your staff

What for?

Come!

Tie up your hair

I've been waiting

But there's nothing

We're too early

What shall we do?

Any ideas?

Your business is good

Rich ladies like you

Just coincidence

You like them as clients

Acting as their marriage counselor

I hate that

I'm helping them

And using my degrees...

In Marketing and Packaging

I win

Again?

Drinks are on you

Just lucky

What do you think...

About fun in the new year?

South-westerly movement is best

Start at Club 97; C Club and...

Kee Club are best at midnight

Then up the hill

To Drop and Home

And to wear?

The usual

Winter-borne need reds, greens...

Clown colours

Summer-horns, blacks, greys...

Silent movie colours

And you?

Any good opening lines?

"How do you do" and "Nice to meet you"

Still work

Fortune Star

It goes west

Good for Hong Kong

We must celebrate

Where?

Downtown

Your first appointment?

"Forecast" reports are $100,000

"Briefs" are $25,000

Feng Shui is by the foot

Master Lai won't see...

Three kinds of people:

Murderers, evil people, and...

People surnamed Yip

You're welcome

Bye.

The hole is there

I was aiming at you

Can I help you?

I'm here to see Master Lai

This way

You know his exceptions

Of course

Good

Miss Leung Ku Hung?

Yes? May I go in?

Wait

I.D. check

ID. Card, please

- I. D. Card? - Yes

ID. Card

I didn't bring it

Without it...

We can't let you in

Check your pockets

Here

It's a credit card

Try again

Here

So battered?

What happened?

The surname is partly gone

"Leung" looks like this

So does "Yip"

We can't let you in...

To see Master Lai

Come back with a new card

I'll let you cut in

Yes

Please help me

What's wrong?

Are you all right?

I needed Master Lai to...

Pick a date for surgery

Doctor said my tumours...

Are getting worse...

And terminal

I can't wait

Careful!

Where are they now?

My chest

Check and see

- No... - Check it

It's huge and hard

Really?

As a woman

You see my desperation

Please let me see him

I'm here

Thank you

Strange, I'm cold

This way

You look even better in person

And I'm cute, too

Yes, Miss Leung?

Master, your name is...

Real

Lai is my surname

Po is generational

Liu means fortune-telling ace

It's a great name!

"Lai" has earth spirit

"Liu" has fire and "Po" water

You're winter-born, fire's good

Year of the Dragon: earth

Scorpio, a water sign

Water, fire, earth

Yours is a perfect name

You're an expert

Are you after my job?

No, I'm an amateur

You seem serious

You moved your seat to...

Today's fortune position

Really?

But these winged cats

Will blow your fortune to me

No

Today's other fortune position is...

East!

Don't stand there

Why not?

Master!

Are you all right?

And the tumours?

She...

Is sick there

She's not sick

Go

Miss Leung

Please sit

Freeze!

We're both here because...

We believe in destiny

Cause and effect

Your life is like a toad...

Climbing a slippery stone

Meaning?

The stone is slippery

Toads are slimy

So climbing is a waste...

Of energy, no progress

But stop, and you die

You'll fall

Exactly

But you comfort yourself...

Get up and happily start over

I'm just stupid

You should be this way

This is a "brief"

We have little time

Ask your question

Self, home, fortune

Boss wants to fire me

I've given you all my money

If I'm fired...

I'll be broke

So, a work question

You were born in 1977

The biggest event was

George Lucas made STAR WARS

"Universe" became a pop concept

Thus, you believe...

You can make your own universe...

And you can will things to change...

Like Yoda

I don't get it

Remember:

Bluntness is bad

Smoothness is good

Eat breakfast before work

Chicken is a good tool

Got it?

Yes.

Master...

Time's up

Thanks, Master

Bye

Bless me

Fever, too

My, you're early

Didn't get robbed?

No, and I ate breakfast

What smells so good?

Your favourite roast chicken

Thanks

Freeze!

Your outfit

What about it?

It's great, and the shorts...

Makes your butt perky

So cool

Tonight, I'm playing...

Volleyball

Morning

Morning

You're on diet

So I didn't get you food

You liked my lipstick

So I got you one

How much?

It's a gift

Thanks

I'll buy you lunch at Gao's

We've never had lunch together

It's always full

Pull it down, you'll get seats

Witch!

You have a customer

Chicken is a good tool

Just in time

Miss Leung

What you said...

Really worked

Good.

So I need you again

Why?

Miss

I'm a professional

I don't mess with clients

Read it first

All right

What's this?

All that to give me this?

You might say it's ugly

It is ugly

- But accurate - Of course!

I drew it according to your new book

I don't get it

Your wise words...

Helped my relationship

But I'm still getting fired

So I need your advice

You're cute

My clients are sad

But you smile

Makes me smile, too

But no free advice

Help me

There are rules

I thought you could help

Then I met you

Now I know you can help

Fortune tellers also wish...

To help others

Help me

Excuse me

I get the chills when you're near

Forget it, then

You have cash?

About $300

Whatever

What?

I said there are rules

Thanks, Master

Your drawing is so ugly

It will take time

Let's have dinner

Dinner?

Then forget it

A movie first

Okay

Don't call me "Master"

Liu Po

My full name

Lai Liu Po

"Master" sounds better

This is a left-hand drive

It's for visiting my...

Feng shui clients in China

You're so capable

You need a "Chaos Setup"

8 am is your lucky time

Be first at your shop.

The cashier

Is a gossipy place

Use gossipy things...

To attack gossipy places

Put gossipy magazines...

By the phone

South is best for you today

The stock room

Stay inside

Until when?

You'll know

Put this on your desk

Lay it flat; you'll be fine

Chaos will reign all else

Hi!

Are you up?

No? So late!

It says here, Bruce Lee still lives

Wait, I have a call.

Good morning!

You want Boss? Please hold

This one says...

Jacky Chen is a woman

Wait, I have a call

Good morning!

Hi, you're looking for Boss?

I'll put you through

Hi, movie star!

Where's Polyester?

Yes?

Why me?

What?

What!

Someone at Chau Yung Fad's...

Dinner said my suit was his

He had the receipt

And he'd call the cops

What did you do?

Guess

I took it off

But he took photos

And ran them in magazines

I'm the Boss, what's up?

What's up?

- You're the Boss? - Yes

I will sue you!

I will sue this shop

Bet on it

Wait...

Explain this

I...

What's wrong with you?

Why transferred all my calls...

In conference mode?

One is my Canadian wife

The other, my Harbin wife

You've messed it all up!

I...

I can't help you

Pack your things. Go!

It's my first mistake

I'll help you beg Boss

See what we can do

I'm hopeless

My customers' contact list

Take it

You will do well

Save it for yourself

Work for someone else

Jobs are hard to find

Who will want me?

Don't cry

Boss wants you

To yell at me?

He seems happy

Thank you!

My Canadian wife...

Found I have other wives...

But still treat her well

She'll send me a monthly...

Allowance instead!

Thank you so much!

You!

You are great!

Spielberg read the magazine

Liked my body

Hired me for his new dinosaur movie

Thank you!

I'll spend...

$100,000 here every month

Bye!

Will you still fire me?

Of course not!

I'll give you a prize

You wish

Work hard

You're safe now

Give it back

Check on the coats

They're heavy

I'll help you

Sure

You're here

You've calculated that?

No need; I get the chills

Why asked me out then?

A celebration?

Boss is still firing me

You're joking

My "Chaos Setup"...

Is infallible!

It is; I took it down

Why?

I shouldn't make others unlucky

You're kind

I don't want to feel guilty

That's all

If all my clients were like you...

I'd be jobless

Cheers

You have cash?

About $300

Whatever

You need a "forecast"

That's expensive

I only have $300

We're friends

Check your ancestors up

This takes forever

Why did you ask me here?

To help you

This place has the best feng shui...

In town; I come to inhale it

The harbour was so beautiful

But they straightened it out

Took away the charm

Made the waters rough

The hills in Kowloon were round

But chunks were blasted out

Creating a curse

Luckily, Hong Kong people are strong

I say "sorry" to the hills

I heard if the stone turtle...

Climbs to the Peak...

It will be the end of Hong Kong

Is that true?

Yes

What do we do?

It's changed its course

It's going to the ocean

That's the turtle's head

It wants to take Hong Kong with it

Where to?

To get its egg

Then to dive down below

Can we do anything?

Of course

Cover the egg, but better yet...

Build a bird-shaped building...

In West Kowloon

Bird and turtle together will bring...

Prosperity

I am also an amateur architect

I entered the...

West Kowloon Design Contest

Hoping to bring luck to Hong Kong

Why staring at me?

You are so clever

Really?

Women like clever men

Leave these, it's the style

Liu Po, remember our motto:

"Know a Yip, Make a Loss"

A loss of what?

Anything from feeling feverish...

To the end of the world!

Is it that bad?

I'm anxious

Yip Ku Hung

What? My surname is Leung

Stop lying

Miss Yip, your ancestor...

Yip Ku Shing was a scholar

He brought...

Bad luck for 3 generations

Including yours

Leave him be

Talk about us

The Lai family motto is

Never to know a Yip

There must be a reason

We both believe in fate

Meaning?

Nothing

I must go

Liu Po!

Call me "Master"

"Lai Family Motto"

"Know a Yip, Make a Loss"

"Everyone has a someone"

"The someone of their dreams"

"Even if the angel loses balance"

"I'll do anything if you hug me"

"You're the one, I'll hold you tight"

"Love is all that matters"

"We will share our pain"

"We'll join hands, become one"

"Fate's blind, but you're the one"

"People drive our luck away"

"I was lost when I met you"

"Even if fortunes are not going our way"

"I won't feel bad for at least I've loved you"

"You're the one, I'll hold you tight"

"Love is all that matters"

"We will share our pain"

"We'll join hands, become one"

"Let the sky fall, you're the one"

"You're the one, I'll hold you tight"

"Love is all that matters"

"We will share our pain"

"We'll join hands, become one"

"Fate's blind, but you're the one"

Harvard Scholars have found...

Children's facial features

Greatly affect their growth

Cute children are loved...

And become more confident

Others are more lonely

The conclusion is:

Face Affects Character Formation

Your face affects your character

Based on simple logic

We can see that

If character is destiny

And face affects character formation

Therefore, face affects destiny

Yes, sir!

Today's topic is unlucky features

First, eyes:

Whites above or below...

The eyeball is bad

As we get older, eyelids droop

We're often cheated of our money

Noses should be straight

Size doesn't matter

It doesn't indicate the size...

Of that other organ

So relax

Mouth shapes don't matter

But must be symmetrical

Or you will vomit often

The classic "starvation" look

Big ears mean intelligence

But they must be level

So your inner ears will balance

Your glasses will stay on

This face has all the unlucky features

The worst

No, it's not

Mine's worse

They say I'm the queen of misfortune

Use me as an example for the class

Time's up

It's too soon

That's not an unlucky face

Eyes are large, round and clear

She looks kind

Kindness is different from luck

Her eyes

They're watery; she's a victim

Others take advantage of her

But her brows are lush

And orderly

Indicating attention to detail

Look clearly

There's a mole, meaning...

She will easily drown

Her mouth shape is popular

Mouths are not fashion

Thick lips mean she's emotional

But...

They're dull

She shows all her emotions

No need for brutal honesty

You're too blunt

He's going by the book

He's too blunt

Quiet, you

Because I'm a Yip

You're giving me up?

Can you not believe such things?

We got together because we do

What do you want me to believe?

Yourself

Feelings are unique

But if you insist

Then tell me

What is my darkest day?

Well...

I'll tell you

My darkest day is...

Today

Until I met you...

I was never truly unlucky

For I was at least happy

And when I found you

You left because I'm a Yip

That's most painful

Now I know

Sorry to trouble you

I'll never see you again

Wait

Don't go

He's just grumpy

Did anyone bring soup?

Yes

Squid and beans

Tasty

Sorry

I'm here to read feng shui

I must hug my visitors

Yes, but...

It's been over 3 hours

What's wrong with that?

Nothing

Fine, then

Your home's...

Feng shui makes me...

Uneasy

Really?

How can you tell?

I'll get to work

Uncomfortable homes bring bad luck

There's too much "yin"

Is this a rental?

Yes, $2,000

$2,000?

A murder victim's home

A steal at $1 a foot

That can be fixed, but...

Why this layout?

"Fun Fish" layout

Water is worst for you...

But it's everywhere!

Here! Here! Here!

And what layout is this?

"Fun Fish"

What color is your ceiling?

White

a fish is white where?

Belly

So a "Dead Fish" layout!

Who taught you this?

You

How?

My book doesn't...

How can this be?

What?

Out of 100,000 copies...

Only this is tampered; why?

This is...

My peach blossoms

The florist said...

If I keep it for a year...

I'll be lucky in love

They are plum blossoms

No

Keep this for a year...

You'll go broke

Bastard!

I'll kill him!

Wait

Your life is unlucky...

But not this unlucky

Someone's out to get you

An expert

An expert I am

Asia's Top Numerologist...

Guarantees her bad luck

Then join the Olympics

Honey!

I was a mistress

My beau and his wife died early

So I'm cursing their daughter

So she will turn to vices

And I'll be...

Safe with her dad's money

But she's still fine

Are you a quack?

Stop it

Lady here...

Took me in at age 7

Sent me to school

I'm atop numerologist

So you're good at maths

Let's see:

I lose 7 out of 10 beer games

4 out of 10 dice games

Each loss I drink 1/3 can of beer

Every 3 cans, I vomit 1/4 can

I play 60 beer and 110 dice games

How much beer did I drink?

22¾ cans

He's great!

But Yip is still fine

I've been cursing her life...

Since high school

She's still happy and kind

So fate helps her

If not for lady here...

I would have married her

Are you done?

Get her to join a gang

Put some drugs in her home

Sell her to a brothel

Then to the Middle East

Numerologists cannot harm people

We help them make decisions

If they pick vices

We're not responsible

What are you saying?

My CD is coming out

Ask him the marketing plan

Crab, did you work on it?

It's my job to do my joke...

I mean, my job

I've picked the best release date

And reserved all the tunnel billboards

Including pedestrian tunnels

And...

Buy a CD...

Get...

Free gifts

Lots of them

This small CD...

In such a big box...

For $12.80!

What value!

Will it work?

I'm positive

He'll win Best Newcomer

No!

I mean, can you handle Yip

Yes, unless...

A wizard helps her

Here's one

"The Dating Feng Shui Wizard"

This is bad

That's trash

He'll be forewarned

He knows I'm helping you

We must hurry

To do what?

Fix your home

It's beyond fixing

I'll move in with you

You wish

Not now

Moving is...

Admitting defeat

Feng shui teaches...

All problems can be solved

In olden days

We'd open the roof

This is cement

So we adapt

We need help

Your flat's "Yin-ridden"

We need masculine "Yang"

Make it an internet bar

Get men to come up

"Sexy Internet Bar"

Boss!

Go online?

You're early

More "Net-mates"

This way

You're a novice; here

What's your rate?

It's...

Excellent

You'll have fun

Separate rooms?

Of course

You, over there

- You, here - Over there

This is it

Nice place

Have a seat

- Hey man - What's good here?

You want local?

Yes

Please

- No problem - Hurry

Sit here

I'll decide for you

Not too small

Am I big or small?

Medium

Yes, sir

Your first time?

Come often. I'm Tian

What do you want?

You wanted local

I'm your man

Please go out

Let's go online

- No - Drink?

No need

You wanted big?

Not that big

I'm wrong?

I haven't sat down yet

No way

Study online

We're making money

Are you hiring?

Not minors

You can see we're mature

But not up here

Short on cash?

Buy less

Moron

Just go home

Ridiculous

Crazy

We could have used them

They're minors

Those 2 inside are fine

The "Yang" is strong

Our guys are so bizarre

They won't last

Bizarre?

Not bizarre enough

Are you hiring?

I need money

When can you start?

Now

Great!

We don't take cuts

You keep your tips

Get rejected,

It's bye-bye

Okay

Know your foe's moves

You're the janitor?

Wait

Not so loud

I'll scream

I'll dance for you

Didn't she look strange?

Not really

Forehead, brows

Eyes, mouth

Waist, legs

Everything is wrong

Let's test her

Okay

I'm going

Sir!

Crazy

Sir!

Crab Duen!

It is you!

You recognized me...

After intense makeup...

And hiding my powers

I'll be damned

It was easy

Your eyes shine too brightly

A top numerologist

Why mess us up?

It's my job to do my job

My boss...

Wants me to curse Yip

I have no choice

So it was you!

Again, I have no choice

So our battle...

Is inevitable!

We'll pitch...

Your compass against my fingers

Who called us?

I did

This is an immoral business

Go and see

Yes, Madam!

You run this precinct?

Beautiful uniform

I'll buy you supper

Madam!

Only men are here; very healthy

No pirated software

Two are studying online...

Very worthy

Then let's go

Madam!

Don't you find him strange?

What?

Men can't wear dresses?

I don't like it

- Take him away - Yes, Madam!

Go!

Will he be detained?

I'll do my best

Great

Go!

I'll be back!

Here's your bag

Thanks to those men

And cops

The "Yin" is gone

It's balanced now

But watch out for Crab

He will be back

And do what?

"Light Curse"

The light puts...

Too much "Yang"...

In here

Consequence?

Hemorrhaging to...

Dying in an...

Inferno

I'm moving in with you

I'm no fool

Counter-attack!

Charge!

You're great!

Don't jinx me

But you're great!

Darn!

"Noise Curse"

Great move!

Annoying you...

While drilling your lucky site

So you'll do stupid things

What?

"Noise Curse"

Augh!

Hey!

How dare you?

Stop!

It's a trick

He deserves this

Feng shui dictates we call...

The cops

It's him, sir

The Power Company?

We met before

Gas Company?

What's it to you?

Cable Company?

Don't waste my time

Sue me

Quiet, or...

I'll arrest you

You?

You're just a beat cop

What's your salary?

Turn it back on

I'll take...

Won't stretch?

Let's go

You're great

Hey

Remember our family motto?

"Know a Yip, Make a Loss"

- Loss of what? - We don't know

So?

Unless these 4 things happen:

Green horse joins Heaven and Earth

Great Buddha faces west

Thunderbolt on a sunny day

Loving you to Death

But there's no green horse

I checked

Tsing Ma Bridge

Why?

Tsing Ma means green horse

Here it is, but...

Joining Heaven and Earth?

Who knows!

Take a picture

I'm wearing...

My Sunday best

Hurry

Shoot when I jump

Ready

1 - 2 - 3!

Strike another pose

Joins Heaven and Earth!

The tornado was refreshing!

My chills are gone

And I feel slim

Freeze!

Your dark colors shift

Your bad luck is fading

Wonderful

Wait

The tornado left us a gift

Great

We'll steam it for dinner

Hold it!

It must be a magic fish

Set it free

Work on "Great Buddha faces west"

How?

I don't know

But I know where to go

Where?

Great Buddha of Lantau

Why?

It's nearby

No joke

I'm not out of breath

Let's climb back up

And roll down

Let's not

How heavy is that Buddha?

Over 10,000 tons

Too bad

It's facing north

East, south, west

How can it face west?

How?

Gambling on sacred ground!

West!

"Great Buddha faces west"!

What a purifying sound

Then we don't have to...

Quiet!

Your dark colors are gone

You're in luck

Really?

What kind?

Super great luck

Really?

Let's steam the fish

Later

While's you're lucky

Let's be aggressive

How?

Follow me

How much for the fans?

Each $500

Extra $200 for shouting, $300 for crying

$1000 for go crazy

I want to say...

What?

What's going on?

Calm down

Smile for the press

Don't expose...

Our relationship

Go away

Today is a great day...

For performing and publicity

But his star sign

Is bad of showing off

How true

Why are you here?

To congratulate you

Mind the reporters!

Thank you

Why curse me?

You already stole my dad

I didn't curse you

When did I...

Liar

You can't sleep well

Feng Shui shows that?

Can I fix it?

Can't undo evil deeds

I sleep very well

I tell you

I did not, do not, will not...

Admit defeat!

I'll show you

I hate them!

Make them go away!

Secu...

No need

We're going

You want press?

You won't get any

Look, over there!

Not one photo

Don't cry

It breaks my heart

I'll rent the Coliseum for your concert

Don't just talk

Don't lie to me

I need guest stars

I'll invite Michael Jackson

I love you!

Here's your picture

It's smaller than snot

Useless!

I told you to sell Yip to the brothel

I said I can't directly do harm

Or we'll be repaid tenfold

Besides, everything is...

In my control

Meaning?

Yip seems to have good luck

I did that, so she'll...

Let down her guard

Lai's compass will never show

On Yip's 25th birthday

She'll have a crisis

Master said

We all have darkest hours

When we're most vulnerable

Some will sleep through it

Some lose their money

Others get attacked, or worse

Yip's guardian star will dim

We'll just help her

How?

On her birthday, we'll make sure...

She's not at home

Bad luck will follow

Hung, don't cry

Everyone bullies me

I'm so unlucky

Soon, a knight will come

With Monkey King, Piggy

Riding a rainbow

Same dream?

Don't worry

I've been watching you

After your birthday today

You will be lucky

Do I get gifts?

Of course

Freshen up and cut the cake

Cake and treats...

Gifts and guy

Isn't that sweet?

What a strange cake

I made it

With mousse, cream...

More mousse...

And Chinese broccoli?

I ran out of cream

So I used our leftovers

Is it edible?

Of course, I had some

And I'm fine

Come on

Make a wish

Okay

I wish...

You will never ever leave me

Will it work if you say it?

I'm making you promise

Joking aside

Let's work on...

"Thunderbolt on a sunny day"

and "Loving you to Death"

Promise me!

I promise

Say it

I'll never leave you

Clearly

I'll never leave you

Never ever

What now?

Tummy ache

Stop acting

Bathroom time

Hurry back

All right!

What?

Nothing

Yip's birthday on track

Her guardian star dims

Hello?

This is your Boss

Help! I'm downstairs

Now, please

It's not a good time

You must help me...

Or I'll die!

Hung!

Yes, Boss?

Here

Go to 15 South Bay Road, now!

I can't

Please

I let you borrow clothes

I never touch you

Please save my life

My wallet and phone are upstairs

No need... taxi!

Yip should be out now

Come with me

Something seems wrong

Oh, no! I overlooked!

Hung!

15 South Bay Road

Boss

Boss

What are you doing?

Nothing

Nothing?

What is his name?

Baby

Baby?

That's not his name

No sign of Yip

Did we lose her?

She'll come to us

Are you sure?

I've clinched it

South is lethal to her today

So is water

East, south... South Bay!

Taxi!

Spread his legs

How?

TRUE

What's this?

I don't know

What milk powder is this?

Mongolian

Quit joking

I'm done

Go

Boss!

Boss?

Boss!

Boss?

What re you doing?

Baby! Thanks, Hung

Some guy named Crab

Told my Hunan wife

I'm married and have a son

She's coming to kill me!

- Really? - Yes

This is...

My Harbin wife

We'll escape to...

Hainan Island

I'll see you sometime

Time to go

Hurry

Take him

This is for you

From Crab

- Hurry! - Come on!

Happy Birthday, bad luck to me?

Boss!

Boss, help!

Bye!

It's moving

Stop!

Help!

Help!

I need a boat

I'm booked

It's urgent

I can't help you

Who can?

No one around here

Help me to hitch a ride

I really can't

No?

Come out!

I'll break the glass

Why brought me here?

I only called...

And gave your Boss a card

You came aboard yourself

Throw her in the ocean

Feed her to the sharks

Crab, now what?

I only know...

She's doomed in 1 minute

You can't scare me

Doomed?

More like dead

No escape

How can someone just die?

Perhaps by the Discovery Channel's...

Simultaneous Human Combustion

What is that?

People blow up

What blow up?

57 - 56 - 55...

What will happen?

I wish I knew

I'm anxious myself

You're sure?

Am I ever!

40 seconds

39 - 38...

- Hung! - 37 - 36...

Hung!

Liu Po!

Hey, you!

Monkey King?

Piggy?

Rainbow?

How cool!

Hung!

You're my knight

"Thunderbolt on a sunny day"

3...

I get it!

I'll take it

Liu Po!

2...

1!

How can you die and leave me?

Now I know "Know a Yip, Make a Loss"...

Means I'll lose you and be sad forever

Who are you?

Her Dad

Daddy?

I've worried about you

But you won't see me again

He'll take care of you

2 deaths; but fate did it

Yes, fate

Not us

We're good guys

Did nothing bad

Right

You screw people up

Then blame fate?

How can you survive...

A lightning strike?

Dry suits are...

Poor conductors

Stop messing around

Plant the drugs on her

A freak wind!

Crab, you didn't figure...

On this, did you?

You're on my boat

I can kill you

Who called us?

I did

They have illegal drugs

Expensive stuff

Of course

Your weapon

I didn't do anything

I'm innocent

And you look like this?

TRUE

Take them away

Let's go!

See?

What?

Don't harm others

You'll be repaid tenfold

Go!

See?

Good citizens

Please come give your statements

Sure

You water ski?

A little

You're great

It's nothing

Why not move in with me

I must fix my hair first

It's a mess

I doubt it can be fixed

No!

Those 4 things happened

You still sneeze

It's winter

I caught a cold

3 generations of bad luck...

Led to love

A gift for you

A teasing one?

No

It's great

Your bird operahouse won

They'll build it

Really?

I'll show you

Construction starts soon

Bird and turtle together

Leads to prosperity

And we will...

Get married

Not a good year for that

Nonsense

We'll marry and have...

Many Hong Kong boys

I like girls

Half-dozen of each

Think you're ordering satay?