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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:53,743 This is the last and final boarding call for flight BA138 to London. 2 00:00:54,343 --> 00:00:58,703 Will all remaining passengers please proceed to the gate 35 immediately? 3 00:01:05,303 --> 00:01:06,423 Sir. 4 00:01:12,303 --> 00:01:14,703 Mr. Zubin Readymoney. 5 00:01:19,303 --> 00:01:20,183 Sir. 6 00:01:20,903 --> 00:01:22,503 This is the final boarding call. 7 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:25,303 The gate will close in exactly one minute. 8 00:01:27,943 --> 00:01:28,943 Sir, I can see you. 9 00:02:04,183 --> 00:02:04,983 Hello. 10 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:06,183 Naazu. 11 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,143 What happened, Zubin? Anything wrong? 12 00:02:09,023 --> 00:02:09,903 I am at the airport. 13 00:02:10,623 --> 00:02:12,383 Sorry. What? I cannot hear you. 14 00:02:12,543 --> 00:02:13,343 I can’t hear you. 15 00:02:14,263 --> 00:02:16,183 It’s quite loud. 16 00:02:16,863 --> 00:02:17,543 Where… 17 00:02:18,303 --> 00:02:19,463 where are you? 18 00:02:22,863 --> 00:02:24,583 Has something happened, Zubin? 19 00:02:24,703 --> 00:02:26,343 I am waiting for you at the airport. 20 00:02:27,383 --> 00:02:28,543 For sake! 21 00:02:39,223 --> 00:02:39,903 Sir. 22 00:02:43,183 --> 00:02:44,743 She isn’t coming. 23 00:03:22,983 --> 00:03:24,023 Enjoy, sir. 24 00:04:01,343 --> 00:04:02,623 I had planned everything. 25 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,103 A violinist near the river. And... 26 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:06,743 Anyway... 27 00:04:10,023 --> 00:04:11,063 Marry me. 28 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:12,343 Wow! 29 00:04:13,623 --> 00:04:14,823 You know. 30 00:04:15,783 --> 00:04:20,143 Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared. 31 00:04:20,223 --> 00:04:22,663 I will come tomorrow to take my stuff. 32 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:23,943 No, Zubin. 33 00:04:24,663 --> 00:04:25,983 The answer is no. 34 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,223 Oh no! No! No! 35 00:04:45,503 --> 00:04:46,383 Carry on. 36 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:47,583 Carry on. 37 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,423 Be my guest. 38 00:05:01,743 --> 00:05:02,543 Have a seat. 39 00:05:11,063 --> 00:05:12,263 Cheers. 40 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:18,943 Eat. 41 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:19,783 Drink. 42 00:05:19,943 --> 00:05:21,023 Celebrate life. 43 00:06:48,703 --> 00:06:49,663 Hi. 44 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,063 Hi. 45 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:53,743 Can I get a selfie with you? 46 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:55,863 In here? 47 00:06:56,223 --> 00:06:57,263 Yes. I mean... 48 00:06:57,343 --> 00:06:59,383 I am not sure you want to, honey. 49 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:02,223 No. No. I want to. Why not? 50 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:03,423 I am a man. 51 00:07:03,783 --> 00:07:04,783 And I may be single. 52 00:07:04,863 --> 00:07:06,823 And I can do whatever I want. 53 00:07:07,143 --> 00:07:09,983 And I want my girlfriend to see that... 54 00:07:10,103 --> 00:07:11,223 So am I. 55 00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:12,823 A man. 56 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:14,983 My pronounces are he, him. 57 00:07:15,063 --> 00:07:16,903 And I am not single. 58 00:07:18,183 --> 00:07:19,903 Your pronounce. 59 00:07:22,063 --> 00:07:23,303 You are a man. 60 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:24,543 But... 61 00:07:25,303 --> 00:07:26,143 But how? 62 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:28,863 And that’s your take away from that. 63 00:07:29,143 --> 00:07:30,263 Dental flosser. 64 00:07:34,263 --> 00:07:35,623 Bloody cis-hets. 65 00:07:37,343 --> 00:07:38,303 Dental? 66 00:07:43,303 --> 00:07:44,743 Crazy people. 67 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,343 Don’t you guys know English? 68 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:50,023 If I start in Hindi... 69 00:07:50,423 --> 00:07:52,023 What will you do? 70 00:07:52,463 --> 00:07:54,263 Sister. 71 00:07:55,063 --> 00:07:56,063 Sister. 72 00:07:57,023 --> 00:07:58,983 - Are you an Indian? - No. 73 00:07:59,223 --> 00:08:00,663 I am an alien. 74 00:08:00,863 --> 00:08:02,823 But tonight you got slapped so many times... 75 00:08:02,943 --> 00:08:04,743 ...that your brain has got rewired. 76 00:08:05,143 --> 00:08:08,463 By the way, that was Bengali and not Hindi. 77 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:11,343 I spoke our language and you made me your sister. 78 00:08:11,623 --> 00:08:13,103 All foreigners are characterless. 79 00:08:13,183 --> 00:08:15,623 And Indians are your relatives. 80 00:08:16,023 --> 00:08:17,343 That’s enough. 81 00:08:17,823 --> 00:08:19,663 I am just getting slapped for whatever I have said all night. 82 00:08:19,823 --> 00:08:22,463 I don’t understand who is a man and who is a woman. 83 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,663 And who is an Indian and who is an alien. 84 00:08:24,783 --> 00:08:26,543 What language do you speak? 85 00:08:26,863 --> 00:08:28,703 I thought in England people speak English. 86 00:08:28,783 --> 00:08:29,663 But no. 87 00:08:30,983 --> 00:08:33,183 - Moreover, I want to pee badly- - Do it. 88 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,383 Who has stopped you? 89 00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:36,143 You are creating a commotion. 90 00:08:36,263 --> 00:08:39,743 You are flirting in the bathroom. I am bound to say something. 91 00:08:45,143 --> 00:08:45,983 Sorry. 92 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:49,743 - I am not used to this... - I can see that. 93 00:08:50,783 --> 00:08:52,703 - If my girlfriend..- - Dude. Dude. 94 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,863 I am sure you have many issues. 95 00:08:56,463 --> 00:08:59,063 But I really don’t have the bandwidth for this. 96 00:08:59,143 --> 00:08:59,863 Yeah. 97 00:09:00,223 --> 00:09:02,103 But good luck with whatever it is you are doing. 98 00:09:02,183 --> 00:09:03,383 - Thank you. - Bye. 99 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:06,063 Wait. Your name? 100 00:09:06,623 --> 00:09:07,343 Ruby. 101 00:09:08,943 --> 00:09:09,863 Ruby. 102 00:09:11,783 --> 00:09:13,743 You should have at least told me your real name. 103 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,783 It was so fun. 104 00:09:18,223 --> 00:09:22,103 Ms. and Mrs. McFeegle. Remember, all you need is love. 105 00:09:22,383 --> 00:09:24,303 But good... doesn't hurt... 106 00:09:29,023 --> 00:09:30,223 I am that way. 107 00:09:51,623 --> 00:09:53,063 Hurry up, lady. 108 00:09:53,623 --> 00:09:55,023 Should I just leave him here? 109 00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:56,743 Unless he is your boyfriend. 110 00:09:57,183 --> 00:09:59,503 Either way, do you know what I mean like... 111 00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:24,703 Naazu. 112 00:10:24,863 --> 00:10:25,783 Naazu, please. 113 00:10:26,023 --> 00:10:26,823 Marry me. 114 00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:43,303 Shit! Shit! Shit! I am late! 115 00:10:44,423 --> 00:10:45,503 Good morning. 116 00:10:49,183 --> 00:10:49,903 Where? 117 00:10:50,863 --> 00:10:51,783 What is this? 118 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:53,823 Relax. Because I don’t know you. 119 00:10:59,023 --> 00:11:01,183 Why did you remove my pant? Where is my pant? 120 00:11:01,303 --> 00:11:04,143 Ask the one who left you near the dustbin. 121 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:05,263 Dustbin? 122 00:11:07,703 --> 00:11:08,943 Shit! 123 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,943 That scoundrel stole my pant along with my wallet. 124 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:13,783 Yup. 125 00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,743 Issues meet alcohol. Indian boy meet hangover. 126 00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:18,823 Zubin. 127 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:20,903 Ruby. 128 00:11:21,063 --> 00:11:21,663 Late. 129 00:11:21,903 --> 00:11:22,503 Come on. 130 00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:27,423 Coffee. 131 00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:30,663 I don’t drink instant coffee. 132 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,383 Fancy? 133 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:34,743 At least try it. 134 00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:42,423 Only two minutes for vomiting. 135 00:11:43,743 --> 00:11:45,623 I don’t have clothes. 136 00:11:45,823 --> 00:11:46,743 Oh man! 137 00:11:58,383 --> 00:11:59,583 Oh God! 138 00:11:59,823 --> 00:12:02,103 Mallya should learn lessons from you. 139 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:03,863 Have you ever paid a bill? 140 00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:05,583 Not if I can help it. 141 00:12:14,503 --> 00:12:15,903 What work do you do? 142 00:12:16,743 --> 00:12:18,623 I am intimacy coordinator. 143 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:20,783 What the hell is that? 144 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:26,263 I choreograph intimate scenes for films, TV shows, etc, etc. 145 00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:28,463 Intimate meaning... 146 00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:33,623 You can say it. It’s not a dirty word. 147 00:12:34,343 --> 00:12:36,063 Is that your job? 148 00:12:37,183 --> 00:12:37,823 Yes. 149 00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:39,303 You can Google the rest. 150 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:40,983 Wear it. And come on. 151 00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:46,223 Hi. 152 00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:47,183 Hey! 153 00:12:47,503 --> 00:12:48,823 Hey! Good morning. 154 00:12:51,663 --> 00:12:52,423 Quinn. 155 00:12:53,463 --> 00:12:54,223 Zubin. 156 00:12:55,223 --> 00:12:56,823 I am…meet him. 157 00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:59,663 Sorry. He and him. 158 00:13:01,503 --> 00:13:03,703 My pronounces are him... 159 00:13:05,223 --> 00:13:06,063 ...and he. 160 00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:08,303 Congratulations. 161 00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:10,103 Nice pants. 162 00:13:10,903 --> 00:13:11,783 How are you, babe? 163 00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:14,383 - Curry for dinner last night. - Oh no. 164 00:13:14,623 --> 00:13:16,663 A man probably got lost on his way to Bangkok. 165 00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:18,303 Hey! I know what that means. 166 00:13:18,343 --> 00:13:19,183 Congrats. 167 00:13:19,543 --> 00:13:21,063 - What do you need, honey? - I have got to rush. 168 00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:22,023 Almond milk. 169 00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:23,863 I need my morning cereal. 170 00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:25,663 It’s in the fridge. You know the drill. 171 00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:29,503 Hey! Shall I call police? 172 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,343 I was not going to Bangkok. 173 00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:35,063 Excellent. Good choice. 174 00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:37,743 Actually, I had come to propose my girlfriend. 175 00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:39,463 - Wow! Fascinating! - He is bev. 176 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,303 Your phone. I found it last night. 177 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,623 Come. 178 00:13:48,023 --> 00:13:49,503 The door is there. 179 00:13:49,623 --> 00:13:50,823 The door is locked. Come on. 180 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,223 Out. Come. Come. Come. 181 00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:54,423 You always get the strange ones. 182 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,503 What the hell is an actuarist? 183 00:14:00,903 --> 00:14:01,903 Actuary. 184 00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:03,463 What does it mean? 185 00:14:04,223 --> 00:14:06,303 I use statistics to estimate the financial impacts... 186 00:14:06,383 --> 00:14:08,103 ...of uncertainty and help clients minimize risk. 187 00:14:08,183 --> 00:14:09,143 In Hindi? 188 00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:12,463 I… risk... 189 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:13,863 ...in other word... 190 00:14:13,943 --> 00:14:16,263 I know English. If you haven’t noticed. 191 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,503 Do you think I am an illiterate? 192 00:14:19,903 --> 00:14:20,743 No. 193 00:14:21,303 --> 00:14:26,263 I mean, for your job one needs graduates, postgraduates? 194 00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:28,143 What’s the requirement? 195 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,263 You. 196 00:14:30,863 --> 00:14:31,543 Hey! 197 00:14:32,063 --> 00:14:32,943 Sorry! 198 00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:35,943 I was kidding. Is it that only you can tease me? 199 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:36,783 No. 200 00:14:37,063 --> 00:14:39,063 Now I understand why your girlfriend dumped you. 201 00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:41,223 It was for a different reason. 202 00:14:41,823 --> 00:14:42,743 Let me guess. 203 00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:44,743 You are really bad in bed. 204 00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:46,663 What? 205 00:14:46,903 --> 00:14:47,783 I mean... 206 00:14:48,423 --> 00:14:50,343 She said I am boring. 207 00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:52,943 I am not good in bed. 208 00:14:55,703 --> 00:14:57,423 If I wasn’t good in bed... 209 00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:01,463 ...could I do this? 210 00:15:09,263 --> 00:15:10,703 I am glad you are laughing. 211 00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,303 Sorry. Sorry. 212 00:15:13,983 --> 00:15:17,103 At times it happens. People are not compatible. You know. 213 00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:18,863 Give it some time. 214 00:15:19,303 --> 00:15:21,063 How long have you guys been together? 215 00:15:21,223 --> 00:15:23,783 Two years. But I loved her ever since I was in 8th grade. 216 00:15:23,983 --> 00:15:25,143 Two years. 217 00:15:25,303 --> 00:15:26,983 - Are you rich? - No. 218 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,383 But how is that related to Naazu? 219 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:31,983 There must be some reason for doing... 220 00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:34,183 ...a wonderful acting for so long. 221 00:15:34,823 --> 00:15:39,103 I mean, you look okay. But you aren’t really handsome. 222 00:15:39,783 --> 00:15:41,583 Wow! Thanks, Ruby. 223 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:44,743 Keep moving. Walk and talk. Come. 224 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,303 - Hi, Andrew. - This way please. 225 00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:54,063 Come on, guys. No time, let's go. 226 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,063 What am I doing here? 227 00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,023 No. I am not looking for... 228 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:02,943 ...I am in London with a girl with whom I was flirting yesterday? 229 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:06,063 Oh! You were flirting with me. 230 00:16:06,743 --> 00:16:08,463 And you still say flirting. 231 00:16:08,743 --> 00:16:09,743 Shut up. 232 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,063 I should go back. 233 00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:15,503 If that’s what you want. 234 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:56,463 Naaz. 235 00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:57,663 Baby. 236 00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:00,623 Please move that side. 237 00:18:00,903 --> 00:18:02,383 This is my side. 238 00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:04,063 I can’t sleep. 239 00:18:52,143 --> 00:18:53,103 Sexy. 240 00:18:55,623 --> 00:18:57,583 We are going to London, baby. 241 00:19:00,943 --> 00:19:03,823 Okay. Look. I know it’s not such a big deal for you. 242 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,983 But I am going there for the first time. 243 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,663 I had given you a pouch for your passport. Not like this... 244 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:17,983 This is not working. 245 00:19:18,143 --> 00:19:18,943 The pouch. 246 00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:20,783 I don’t like cheating. 247 00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:21,983 Cheating? 248 00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:23,703 What? 249 00:19:24,983 --> 00:19:27,383 Baby, I will never do that. 250 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:28,543 Not you. 251 00:19:30,063 --> 00:19:31,183 - Me. - You? 252 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,943 You are cheating on me. 253 00:19:36,703 --> 00:19:37,463 Not yet. 254 00:19:41,823 --> 00:19:44,623 I swear. If that Hormuzd is complaining about his parking spot again.. 255 00:19:44,743 --> 00:19:46,423 ..I will break his scooter today. 256 00:19:49,383 --> 00:19:51,143 - Good morning, son. - Mom. 257 00:19:51,503 --> 00:19:53,703 Packing all done? Just kidding. 258 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,023 You must have done it last Sunday. 259 00:19:56,343 --> 00:19:58,103 - Mom. - Wear your shirt. 260 00:19:58,423 --> 00:19:59,223 - What is this? - Dear. 261 00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:01,703 Snacks. You won’t get anything there. 262 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:03,543 Naazu. 263 00:20:03,663 --> 00:20:05,303 How are you, dear? 264 00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,703 Oh, my God! Didn’t you sleep last night? 265 00:20:08,863 --> 00:20:10,983 Such big dark circles under your eyes. 266 00:20:11,063 --> 00:20:11,783 Here. 267 00:20:12,623 --> 00:20:15,103 Leave the heaviest bag for me to carry. 268 00:20:15,223 --> 00:20:16,703 You are a man. Behave like a man. 269 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,943 While carrying the bag you need a man. 270 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:20,543 Otherwise every other time woman is stronger. 271 00:20:20,663 --> 00:20:21,583 Smart decision. 272 00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:26,623 Now teach all this to your daughter-in-law and son. 273 00:20:26,783 --> 00:20:27,703 Are you ready for marriage? 274 00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:30,103 Oh! I see. 275 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:32,823 - I will go have a drink. - It’s not even afternoon. 276 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,463 Time is moving slowly. 277 00:20:35,503 --> 00:20:36,943 Silence. 278 00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:45,303 Please. 279 00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:47,423 Can you guys come later? 280 00:20:47,783 --> 00:20:49,943 I want to talk to Shehnaaz urgently. 281 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,543 What happened, Naazu? 282 00:20:54,423 --> 00:20:55,423 I... 283 00:20:56,943 --> 00:20:58,823 I am not going to London. 284 00:20:59,103 --> 00:20:59,943 Means? 285 00:21:01,663 --> 00:21:03,503 I didn’t want to do it like that. 286 00:21:04,183 --> 00:21:05,183 But... 287 00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:07,663 It’s enough. 288 00:21:09,343 --> 00:21:10,063 Means? 289 00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:11,223 Means! 290 00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:15,623 Means I need a break. Means I am not coming with you. 291 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,503 That’s ironic. 292 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,823 - What? - Break? 293 00:21:19,983 --> 00:21:22,423 Mom, please. Keep quiet for two minutes. 294 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:23,263 Why? 295 00:21:23,423 --> 00:21:25,063 Why do you want a break? 296 00:21:28,143 --> 00:21:29,143 Because… 297 00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:33,143 ...you can’t do it. 298 00:21:38,543 --> 00:21:39,703 Zubin. 299 00:21:50,983 --> 00:21:51,903 Zubin. 300 00:21:53,503 --> 00:21:54,183 Naazu. 301 00:21:54,943 --> 00:21:56,343 I was going to do it in London. 302 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,863 - I had planned everything. - Zubin. 303 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,183 A violinist near the river. And... 304 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:03,903 Anyway. 305 00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:08,503 Marry me. 306 00:22:12,823 --> 00:22:13,543 Wow! 307 00:22:15,063 --> 00:22:16,183 You know. 308 00:22:17,183 --> 00:22:21,623 Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared. 309 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,343 I will come tomorrow to take my stuff. 310 00:22:29,423 --> 00:22:30,423 No, Zubin. 311 00:22:31,103 --> 00:22:32,303 The answer is no. 312 00:22:33,903 --> 00:22:34,663 Baby! 313 00:22:34,823 --> 00:22:36,783 Can we just go to London? 314 00:22:37,863 --> 00:22:39,063 It will happen. 315 00:22:41,223 --> 00:22:42,103 Bye, Zubin. 316 00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:46,903 I am sorry, aunt. 317 00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:14,623 Yeah, Zubin. 318 00:23:14,783 --> 00:23:15,783 Hi, Naaz... 319 00:23:17,343 --> 00:23:18,863 Is that a new filter? 320 00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:20,503 It’s my hair. 321 00:23:20,783 --> 00:23:21,863 What happened? 322 00:23:23,023 --> 00:23:24,023 It’s purple. 323 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,503 I can see that. 324 00:23:26,223 --> 00:23:27,063 But why? 325 00:23:27,863 --> 00:23:29,303 Because I can. 326 00:23:29,703 --> 00:23:30,623 Okay. 327 00:23:32,183 --> 00:23:33,383 It looks nice. 328 00:23:33,623 --> 00:23:34,703 It’s fresh. 329 00:23:34,903 --> 00:23:35,703 Zubin. 330 00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:37,943 I don’t want to be a bitch. 331 00:23:38,303 --> 00:23:39,383 So please. 332 00:23:39,943 --> 00:23:43,303 Don’t put me in a situation where I don’t have any other option. 333 00:23:43,543 --> 00:23:45,703 - I never called you... - Not yet. 334 00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:47,903 But I don’t want to go there. 335 00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:51,063 So please. Just go. Enjoy your trip. 336 00:23:51,743 --> 00:23:53,063 And stop calling me. 337 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,223 We were just talking about it and... 338 00:24:19,743 --> 00:24:21,423 - I will just come. - Okay. 339 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,263 Come. 340 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,183 Where? 341 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,023 So you will put this hand on here. 342 00:24:46,063 --> 00:24:47,863 And pull my hair. 343 00:24:47,983 --> 00:24:50,823 And you wrap your legs around my waist. And then you... 344 00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:52,823 Hey, fun police! 345 00:24:53,423 --> 00:24:55,703 Are they going to talk their way through the whole scene? 346 00:24:55,943 --> 00:24:57,383 Or can we try one now? 347 00:24:57,543 --> 00:24:59,263 Are you guys good with what we just did? 348 00:24:59,303 --> 00:25:00,663 - Yes. - Sure. 349 00:25:01,383 --> 00:25:03,103 What did I tell you? Sure means? 350 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:04,863 No. 351 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:08,343 Exactly. So you are good with this. Or I can just call the whole thing off. 352 00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:10,823 And watch Rob go into cardiac arrest. 353 00:25:10,863 --> 00:25:12,263 Totally worth it. 354 00:25:12,543 --> 00:25:14,503 - Anybody want mint? - Yeah. 355 00:25:15,023 --> 00:25:16,783 Superb. Let’s do this. 356 00:25:18,503 --> 00:25:19,863 Let’s do it. Come on. 357 00:25:20,783 --> 00:25:22,023 Sorry, Dylan. 358 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,663 New assistant, who is not supposed to be here. 359 00:25:24,743 --> 00:25:25,623 That’s fine. 360 00:25:26,903 --> 00:25:27,423 Good luck. 361 00:25:27,503 --> 00:25:28,303 Thanks. 362 00:25:29,303 --> 00:25:30,143 Come on. 363 00:25:30,423 --> 00:25:32,303 Ready. Order please. 364 00:25:32,903 --> 00:25:34,103 Where is the sweat? 365 00:25:34,503 --> 00:25:35,983 If I put any more, they are going to look like... 366 00:25:36,063 --> 00:25:37,183 ...they are both having a stroke. 367 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,903 I waited for you to do your hand holding stuff, right? 368 00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:43,783 Now I want more sweat. 369 00:25:44,863 --> 00:25:46,543 - Roll camera. - Rolling. 370 00:25:46,943 --> 00:25:48,023 And action. 371 00:25:58,823 --> 00:25:59,743 Cut! 372 00:26:00,223 --> 00:26:02,583 That’s why men should be banned from watching... 373 00:26:02,743 --> 00:26:04,223 All concepts get... 374 00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:08,543 You cannot do anything even if you bathe in oil. Scoundrel. 375 00:26:12,143 --> 00:26:14,223 What exactly do you do? 376 00:26:14,423 --> 00:26:17,063 I mean, if the director says action... 377 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,583 ...they both will do it. 378 00:26:20,063 --> 00:26:21,063 If there is a fight scene, what do they do? 379 00:26:21,143 --> 00:26:23,423 Tell actors to punch each other. 380 00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:24,703 Very good. Action. 381 00:26:29,263 --> 00:26:31,103 Humans’ oldest time pass. 382 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,943 But zero in practical. 383 00:26:33,823 --> 00:26:35,383 That’s why I have a job. 384 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,263 You know, I really wish I knew you before. 385 00:26:38,423 --> 00:26:39,623 I would have taken tips from you. 386 00:26:39,743 --> 00:26:41,183 That was the only thing left. 387 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:43,983 Which reminds me... 388 00:26:44,343 --> 00:26:45,143 Come. 389 00:26:45,383 --> 00:26:46,263 Come on. 390 00:26:51,103 --> 00:26:53,583 - What are you doing, Ruby? - Phone. Give me your phone. 391 00:26:53,743 --> 00:26:54,703 Give me quickly. 392 00:26:56,623 --> 00:26:59,463 She is not putting her photos on Instagram for time pass. 393 00:26:59,823 --> 00:27:01,583 Your ex is a bitch. 394 00:27:03,343 --> 00:27:04,983 Time to give it back. 395 00:27:06,423 --> 00:27:07,183 Listen. 396 00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:08,103 Listen. 397 00:27:08,183 --> 00:27:10,463 I know I said I was flirting with you. 398 00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,023 But I really love Shehnaaz. 399 00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:13,623 Whoa! 400 00:27:14,303 --> 00:27:15,623 That’s so hot. 401 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:19,423 The right angle can make anything look wrong. 402 00:27:21,063 --> 00:27:22,223 You are welcome. 403 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:26,343 I am done with my social service for today. 404 00:27:26,983 --> 00:27:29,183 Now for the third time… 405 00:27:29,663 --> 00:27:30,423 ...bye. 406 00:28:13,063 --> 00:28:15,783 Can I take you on all my dates with me? 407 00:28:16,143 --> 00:28:19,783 And I love you. But not that much. 408 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:22,183 Ruby, I wanted to talk to you. 409 00:28:22,463 --> 00:28:24,063 Why are you behaving like my ex? 410 00:28:24,223 --> 00:28:25,103 Listen. 411 00:28:25,823 --> 00:28:28,543 Don’t get offended. But can you… 412 00:28:29,223 --> 00:28:30,263 ...give me tips? 413 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,343 Tips? 414 00:28:31,383 --> 00:28:32,503 For what? 415 00:28:33,303 --> 00:28:35,383 You know…tips to get… 416 00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:38,183 ..better. 417 00:28:41,223 --> 00:28:42,343 Seriously? 418 00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:44,903 I choreograph scenes. 419 00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:46,263 Does it mean I should start a coaching class? 420 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:47,383 Dude. 421 00:28:47,703 --> 00:28:48,863 Ruby. Ruby. 422 00:28:48,943 --> 00:28:50,143 Where is Ruby? 423 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,623 The video area. Last I saw. 424 00:28:57,223 --> 00:28:58,103 Ruby. 425 00:28:59,983 --> 00:29:01,023 Listen... 426 00:29:01,383 --> 00:29:02,303 Ruby. 427 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:04,743 Please. 428 00:29:16,183 --> 00:29:17,703 - What's happening? - Move. 429 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:29,863 Who are them? 430 00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:32,343 Front door people. 431 00:29:41,543 --> 00:29:43,063 Come on. Get up! Move. Move! 432 00:29:43,263 --> 00:29:44,183 Move! Let's go! 433 00:29:55,103 --> 00:29:57,143 At least the oil came to some use. 434 00:29:58,303 --> 00:29:59,623 What was all this? 435 00:29:59,903 --> 00:30:00,943 Who are you? 436 00:30:08,623 --> 00:30:10,743 Do you think this is? Tom & Jerry. 437 00:30:11,183 --> 00:30:12,583 Stay back. Or I will use it. 438 00:30:12,663 --> 00:30:14,223 Alright, lady. Wait. Calm down. 439 00:30:14,423 --> 00:30:15,383 I am going to use it. 440 00:30:22,223 --> 00:30:23,023 Jesus. 441 00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:26,903 I just want to talk. Take that. 442 00:30:29,183 --> 00:30:30,263 I will do the talking. 443 00:30:30,343 --> 00:30:31,223 Who are you? 444 00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:33,023 Her accountant. 445 00:30:35,183 --> 00:30:35,903 What? 446 00:30:37,623 --> 00:30:38,423 Such a pleasure. 447 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,303 Such a pleasure meeting you guys. 448 00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:41,503 Absolutely. 449 00:30:42,863 --> 00:30:44,383 Absolutely. I will keep that safe. 450 00:30:48,703 --> 00:30:49,863 Nice guys. 451 00:30:50,623 --> 00:30:51,663 You know, Charlie has made an app. 452 00:30:51,743 --> 00:30:53,063 He needs some market risk assessment done for.. 453 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,223 Stop talking. 454 00:30:54,623 --> 00:30:56,583 What did they say? What’s happening? 455 00:30:57,183 --> 00:30:59,903 Well, the bank wants to foreclose on the apartment. 456 00:31:00,383 --> 00:31:02,703 They have already sent you 4 NODs and they are setting an appraisal of your- 457 00:31:02,823 --> 00:31:04,943 Why are you talking in Sanskrit? 458 00:31:07,743 --> 00:31:09,423 The bank is going to seize your house. 459 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,463 They have been saying that since one year. 460 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,463 Nothing will happen. 461 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,663 It had almost happened. 462 00:31:13,783 --> 00:31:14,463 Now. 463 00:31:16,903 --> 00:31:18,583 But you have got two weeks’ time. 464 00:31:18,983 --> 00:31:19,743 How? 465 00:31:23,023 --> 00:31:25,103 I will help you. 466 00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:27,063 In sorting out your finances. 467 00:31:27,263 --> 00:31:29,143 I saw all the papers at home. 468 00:31:29,423 --> 00:31:30,503 You need help. 469 00:31:32,063 --> 00:31:33,023 Okay. 470 00:31:34,343 --> 00:31:35,263 Thanks. 471 00:31:35,743 --> 00:31:36,743 You are welcome. 472 00:31:38,783 --> 00:31:41,863 - And in return- - What tips do you want? 473 00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:44,183 What do I do? Sit on the bed with you guys? 474 00:31:44,263 --> 00:31:45,463 Like an Olympics judge. And say… 475 00:31:45,623 --> 00:31:47,543 Zubin, great move! Eight points. 476 00:31:47,623 --> 00:31:49,183 Shehnaaz... Five. 477 00:31:49,463 --> 00:31:50,663 - Huh? - No. 478 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:54,663 Just teach me what to do. 479 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,063 - Dude, I am not a therapist. - And I am not mad. 480 00:31:58,143 --> 00:31:59,743 That’s not what therapy is. 481 00:32:01,423 --> 00:32:03,023 I am an intimacy coordinator. 482 00:32:03,183 --> 00:32:05,703 I help fake people pretend to have real sex. 483 00:32:05,903 --> 00:32:08,943 You mean you help real people pretext to have fake sex. 484 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:10,863 Teach me that. 485 00:32:13,143 --> 00:32:14,543 I have never done it before. 486 00:32:14,663 --> 00:32:15,543 Neither have I. 487 00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,423 But if I don’t do something... 488 00:32:17,623 --> 00:32:20,543 ...Naazu will change me the way she changed her hair color. 489 00:32:26,423 --> 00:32:27,423 Let’s trade. 490 00:32:29,503 --> 00:32:31,583 Both need each other. 491 00:32:32,943 --> 00:32:34,103 Why me? 492 00:32:34,423 --> 00:32:36,303 Go to professionals like normal people. 493 00:32:36,383 --> 00:32:36,983 Because... 494 00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:39,183 I don’t know. 495 00:32:40,063 --> 00:32:41,343 Great argument. Solid. 496 00:32:41,423 --> 00:32:44,063 Listen. Nothing is normal about this situation. 497 00:32:44,183 --> 00:32:45,383 But you took one photo. 498 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,383 And for the first time Shehnaaz reacted. 499 00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:53,263 And I saw you working today. And you are bloody good. 500 00:32:54,143 --> 00:32:56,783 - And I know you. - We met yesterday. 501 00:32:57,463 --> 00:32:59,063 I am wearing your pants. 502 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:02,423 Point. 503 00:33:03,303 --> 00:33:04,663 So let’s try. 504 00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:09,383 If nothing happens, I am here for just a week. 505 00:33:09,663 --> 00:33:11,383 Then bye-bye, see you. 506 00:33:14,023 --> 00:33:14,943 Fine. 507 00:33:15,823 --> 00:33:17,583 But I am not responsible for any damages. 508 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:18,343 Done. 509 00:33:21,103 --> 00:33:23,063 What kind of damages? 510 00:33:23,863 --> 00:33:26,783 I mean, everything will work, right? 511 00:33:28,103 --> 00:33:29,023 Sorry. Sorry. 512 00:33:29,183 --> 00:33:30,343 Sorry. I was kidding. 513 00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:33,743 You help me. And I will help you open the front door in a week. 514 00:33:33,903 --> 00:33:35,503 I like the window. 515 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:39,583 Yeah. What do you think about that? 516 00:33:39,783 --> 00:33:41,583 - She is hot. - Exactly. 517 00:33:43,823 --> 00:33:45,183 But how come Zubin... 518 00:33:45,263 --> 00:33:47,223 Obviously. By paying her money. 519 00:33:47,783 --> 00:33:48,903 Listen. 520 00:33:50,383 --> 00:33:51,783 Are you sure? 521 00:33:52,023 --> 00:33:52,903 Totally. 522 00:34:10,983 --> 00:34:12,303 Full marks for style. 523 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,143 But then? 524 00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:13,863 Then what? 525 00:34:14,223 --> 00:34:16,663 Look. I have already ordered the dress. 526 00:34:16,823 --> 00:34:18,463 And she won’t marry. 527 00:34:18,863 --> 00:34:19,863 You too. 528 00:34:20,103 --> 00:34:21,343 But she has a point. 529 00:34:21,823 --> 00:34:25,343 I mean, it’s not easy to find a well-grounded boy like Zubin. 530 00:34:25,743 --> 00:34:27,223 And he is a Parsi. 531 00:34:27,903 --> 00:34:29,023 He is a human. 532 00:34:29,223 --> 00:34:30,383 He is not a potato. 533 00:34:31,463 --> 00:34:32,863 I dozed off. 534 00:34:33,383 --> 00:34:35,503 Are either of you listening to what I am saying? 535 00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:36,543 Huh? 536 00:34:37,183 --> 00:34:39,783 Sleeping after is good. 537 00:34:40,063 --> 00:34:41,983 Sleeping before. 538 00:34:42,383 --> 00:34:44,103 That’s what? Marriage? 539 00:34:44,903 --> 00:34:46,743 But sleeping while having. 540 00:34:46,943 --> 00:34:49,103 Now that’s a sign from the universe. 541 00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:56,623 He watered all my plants when I went to Udaipur. 542 00:34:57,143 --> 00:34:58,463 Even the cactus. 543 00:34:59,743 --> 00:35:01,943 He got me my GST number. 544 00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:03,783 Gardener. 545 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:05,023 CA. 546 00:35:05,623 --> 00:35:06,583 Not husband. 547 00:35:06,743 --> 00:35:08,423 And definitely not a lover. 548 00:35:09,543 --> 00:35:10,903 Cold man. 549 00:35:16,703 --> 00:35:18,063 Hello, dear. 550 00:35:19,303 --> 00:35:20,263 No. 551 00:35:37,223 --> 00:35:39,063 - Extraordinary. - Thanks. 552 00:35:39,863 --> 00:35:44,103 You have 22 credit cards and what looks like no collateral. 553 00:35:47,503 --> 00:35:50,543 And you are here to discuss why we shouldn’t foreclose. 554 00:35:50,823 --> 00:35:53,263 Madam, I admire your fortitude. 555 00:35:54,183 --> 00:35:54,863 Olivia. 556 00:35:55,463 --> 00:35:56,383 I am Zubin. 557 00:35:56,743 --> 00:35:57,863 Her accountant. 558 00:36:01,063 --> 00:36:02,463 So here’s the thing. 559 00:36:04,023 --> 00:36:06,583 From what I understand my client has a fixed rate mortgage. 560 00:36:06,663 --> 00:36:07,463 Right? 561 00:36:09,423 --> 00:36:10,623 Yes. Yeah. 562 00:36:11,423 --> 00:36:14,623 And the BOE has just raised the interest rates 0.25. 563 00:36:14,983 --> 00:36:16,343 Which means you are getting a lower rate than... 564 00:36:16,423 --> 00:36:18,623 ...you could if you did a Refi to an ARM, right? 565 00:36:19,023 --> 00:36:20,343 There is no rate for foreclose. 566 00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:21,463 Yes. 567 00:36:21,823 --> 00:36:24,543 But you can’t dual track we apply for loan modification. 568 00:36:24,743 --> 00:36:26,343 Or file for bankruptcy. 569 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:33,583 [SANSKRIT] 570 00:36:35,983 --> 00:36:39,863 [SANSKRIT] 571 00:36:40,303 --> 00:36:46,103 [SANSKRIT] 572 00:36:50,783 --> 00:36:51,863 We are done. 573 00:36:52,223 --> 00:36:53,143 We are? 574 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:56,743 They are not foreclosing. 575 00:36:56,903 --> 00:36:57,863 For now. 576 00:36:58,623 --> 00:36:59,743 Shall we go? 577 00:37:01,063 --> 00:37:02,143 Let’s go. 578 00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:05,183 Thank you. 579 00:37:06,103 --> 00:37:07,183 Thanks. 580 00:37:10,263 --> 00:37:11,983 Thank you so much. 581 00:37:13,823 --> 00:37:15,463 - Thank you, Olivia. - Thank you so much. 582 00:37:15,543 --> 00:37:16,183 Welcome. 583 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:18,463 Come look at this.. 584 00:37:21,063 --> 00:37:23,543 Have you ever seen anything like this before? 585 00:37:24,063 --> 00:37:24,703 See that. 586 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:31,263 Ruby. 587 00:37:31,503 --> 00:37:33,423 The bank is going to seize your home. 588 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,863 Instead of clearing the mortgage you are planning to open a shop. 589 00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,063 Café. 590 00:37:37,263 --> 00:37:39,423 - Are you mad or what? - Oh what! Definitely! 591 00:37:39,503 --> 00:37:40,383 Oh what! 592 00:37:41,103 --> 00:37:42,983 Is it necessary to do it now? 593 00:37:43,423 --> 00:37:44,303 Why? 594 00:37:44,383 --> 00:37:45,423 I don’t know. 595 00:37:52,983 --> 00:37:55,223 My father used to run a café. 596 00:37:57,663 --> 00:37:58,943 Tea and biscuit. 597 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,943 I remember sitting there in my childhood. 598 00:38:04,423 --> 00:38:05,623 Eating biscuit. 599 00:38:14,623 --> 00:38:16,063 Sorry. Moving on. 600 00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:19,463 So, first mortgage... 601 00:38:19,663 --> 00:38:21,023 ...and then café. 602 00:38:21,663 --> 00:38:23,503 From where will you get money for both? 603 00:38:23,623 --> 00:38:25,783 I have been saving since three years. 604 00:38:25,943 --> 00:38:27,543 It’s not without a reason. 605 00:38:40,623 --> 00:38:44,063 2442 pounds. 606 00:38:44,663 --> 00:38:45,423 See. 607 00:38:45,663 --> 00:38:46,903 Who needs banks? 608 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:49,383 You. You need banks. 609 00:38:49,543 --> 00:38:51,263 Even if we forget the mortgage... 610 00:38:51,383 --> 00:38:53,743 ...this is your café’s rent for 3-4 months. 611 00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:55,023 Only rent. 612 00:38:55,383 --> 00:38:57,063 Civil work. Interiors. 613 00:38:57,183 --> 00:38:58,983 Furniture. Staff. Maintenance. 614 00:38:59,143 --> 00:39:01,223 From where will you get money for that? 615 00:39:02,863 --> 00:39:04,183 What about your parents? 616 00:39:05,623 --> 00:39:06,503 I just have my father. 617 00:39:06,663 --> 00:39:07,463 Where? 618 00:39:07,543 --> 00:39:08,663 Southampton. 619 00:39:08,903 --> 00:39:09,703 Great! 620 00:39:09,823 --> 00:39:11,303 - Let’s go and meet him. - No. 621 00:39:12,423 --> 00:39:13,983 - But there is no other option. - No. 622 00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:21,983 That’s all for today. 623 00:39:22,223 --> 00:39:23,343 Now your turn. 624 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:26,343 It’s a two-way street. Right? 625 00:39:37,423 --> 00:39:38,263 Gen. 626 00:39:38,503 --> 00:39:40,143 Oh God! It’s so expensive. 627 00:39:40,343 --> 00:39:42,383 - It’s so costly. - I said enough. 628 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:46,143 "Starvation is better than tasteless food." 629 00:39:46,303 --> 00:39:47,263 What was that? 630 00:39:47,703 --> 00:39:48,663 It was poetry. 631 00:39:48,903 --> 00:39:49,943 By Omar Khayyam. 632 00:39:52,943 --> 00:39:54,663 I can’t be miserly. 633 00:39:58,183 --> 00:40:00,303 I have seen enough of that in my life. 634 00:40:01,183 --> 00:40:03,743 There is a difference between poverty and miserly. 635 00:40:12,383 --> 00:40:14,063 So Mr. Readymoney. 636 00:40:15,063 --> 00:40:16,103 Why are you bad in bed? 637 00:40:16,463 --> 00:40:17,663 I didn’t say that. 638 00:40:17,943 --> 00:40:18,863 Zubin. 639 00:40:19,103 --> 00:40:20,663 She dozed off. 640 00:40:21,063 --> 00:40:23,103 You are not going to get performer of the year award. 641 00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:25,343 Fine. 642 00:40:27,663 --> 00:40:29,303 So tell me, what to do? 643 00:40:29,663 --> 00:40:31,983 How do I... do it? 644 00:40:36,943 --> 00:40:38,343 Show me your technique. 645 00:40:43,903 --> 00:40:44,823 Okay. 646 00:40:49,463 --> 00:40:51,543 What the hell are you doing? 647 00:40:52,303 --> 00:40:54,463 You only said. Show me your technique. 648 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:55,663 Not like that. 649 00:40:58,663 --> 00:40:59,303 Okay. 650 00:40:59,743 --> 00:41:02,143 Let’s get one thing very clear. 651 00:41:02,303 --> 00:41:03,023 Okay? 652 00:41:03,543 --> 00:41:05,863 Nothing can happen between us. 653 00:41:06,103 --> 00:41:08,383 No shedding clothes. Nothing. 654 00:41:08,663 --> 00:41:10,583 Strictly professional. Got it? 655 00:41:10,943 --> 00:41:11,823 Yeah. Right. 656 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:12,983 Obviously. 657 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:13,943 Of course. 658 00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:18,063 Good. 659 00:41:20,423 --> 00:41:22,743 So what do you do first? 660 00:41:26,303 --> 00:41:27,183 Music. 661 00:41:28,623 --> 00:41:30,023 Mood. Nice. 662 00:41:32,183 --> 00:41:33,343 I have a playlist. 663 00:41:34,943 --> 00:41:36,303 Of course you do. 664 00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:40,303 It’s called gentle time. 665 00:41:42,343 --> 00:41:44,663 You know I read a study about BMP and its effects.. 666 00:41:44,863 --> 00:41:46,463 No. Just no. 667 00:41:46,903 --> 00:41:47,863 Next. 668 00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:50,103 I start with her. 669 00:41:51,663 --> 00:41:52,623 Gently. 670 00:41:56,023 --> 00:41:59,183 Then I shed her clothes. 671 00:42:00,903 --> 00:42:01,943 Then I... 672 00:42:03,503 --> 00:42:04,983 ...fold it and keep. 673 00:42:07,183 --> 00:42:09,063 Then I shed my clothes. 674 00:42:10,303 --> 00:42:12,583 - Then I- - Fold it and keep. 675 00:42:14,303 --> 00:42:15,943 And then… 676 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:21,023 ...we make love. 677 00:42:21,703 --> 00:42:25,503 Between 5… 7 minutes. 678 00:42:27,103 --> 00:42:27,943 And... 679 00:42:29,823 --> 00:42:31,343 That’s it. What else? 680 00:42:33,063 --> 00:42:34,423 Let me guess. 681 00:42:35,023 --> 00:42:36,343 Two condoms? 682 00:42:37,343 --> 00:42:39,903 You look like a two condom kind of guy. 683 00:42:40,663 --> 00:42:44,063 Actually, studies have shown that wearing two condoms, put- 684 00:42:44,143 --> 00:42:44,903 Lie down. 685 00:42:45,343 --> 00:42:46,023 Huh? 686 00:42:47,703 --> 00:42:49,183 I am not a therapist. But this is what I do. 687 00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:50,383 Come on. Lie down. 688 00:42:51,663 --> 00:42:52,703 Now I am you and you are me. 689 00:42:52,823 --> 00:42:54,263 I mean, Shehnaaz. Okay? 690 00:42:54,903 --> 00:42:55,703 Okay. 691 00:42:55,783 --> 00:42:57,103 You have seen ‘Friends’? 692 00:42:57,463 --> 00:42:58,263 Yes. 693 00:42:58,463 --> 00:42:59,743 Each and every episode. 694 00:42:59,943 --> 00:43:00,743 Twice. 695 00:43:01,303 --> 00:43:02,383 That’s great. 696 00:43:02,703 --> 00:43:06,023 You remember the one where Monica teaches Chandler about the zones. 697 00:43:07,223 --> 00:43:08,983 So maybe not seven. 698 00:43:09,183 --> 00:43:11,783 But you need to know one or two. 699 00:43:13,183 --> 00:43:14,703 Depending on the person. 700 00:43:24,743 --> 00:43:26,223 Use your lips... 701 00:43:30,623 --> 00:43:31,703 Finger's. 702 00:43:35,663 --> 00:43:36,743 Breath. 703 00:43:40,383 --> 00:43:41,463 Props. 704 00:44:14,743 --> 00:44:16,143 Sometimes it happens. 705 00:44:16,263 --> 00:44:18,943 When two actors are doing a scene... 706 00:44:19,303 --> 00:44:20,823 Physical attraction is normal. 707 00:44:23,623 --> 00:44:26,063 What do you tell your actors then? 708 00:44:27,303 --> 00:44:28,583 Why don’t you just try acting? 709 00:44:37,343 --> 00:44:39,303 Did you have any other girlfriend before Shehnaaz? 710 00:44:40,743 --> 00:44:41,863 I had a few. 711 00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:45,703 But all the time I waited for her. 712 00:44:46,103 --> 00:44:47,463 She was my childhood crush. 713 00:44:48,903 --> 00:44:49,903 Crush. 714 00:44:53,703 --> 00:44:54,943 Still in touch. 715 00:44:55,263 --> 00:44:56,823 No. No. No. 716 00:44:57,783 --> 00:44:59,903 Only on Facebook. But... 717 00:45:05,223 --> 00:45:06,223 Name. 718 00:45:07,063 --> 00:45:08,223 Why? 719 00:45:10,743 --> 00:45:12,303 Nauheed Wadia. 720 00:45:15,663 --> 00:45:17,023 What are you doing? 721 00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:19,623 I don’t know you. But she knows you. 722 00:45:19,943 --> 00:45:20,743 Let’s ask. 723 00:45:20,823 --> 00:45:22,583 - Are you mad or what? - Or what? Definitely. 724 00:45:22,663 --> 00:45:24,623 No. Please. Not Nauheed. 725 00:45:24,743 --> 00:45:26,143 - Why? - Not Nauheed. 726 00:45:26,343 --> 00:45:27,423 She... 727 00:45:29,223 --> 00:45:31,143 That ending was… 728 00:45:32,703 --> 00:45:33,783 ...a bit complicated. 729 00:45:33,903 --> 00:45:34,983 Even better. 730 00:45:35,743 --> 00:45:36,983 And hello. 731 00:45:37,663 --> 00:45:39,343 She is in Southampton. 732 00:45:40,103 --> 00:45:43,343 Some World Zoroastrian Youth Congress. 733 00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:50,663 Okay. 734 00:45:50,903 --> 00:45:51,983 Fine. 735 00:45:58,183 --> 00:46:00,303 Do you want today’s diagnosis? 736 00:46:01,943 --> 00:46:03,743 Should I be worried? 737 00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:08,183 Your problem is not there. 738 00:46:09,263 --> 00:46:10,223 It’s here. 739 00:46:11,863 --> 00:46:13,663 Like 90% of the problems in bed. 740 00:46:13,743 --> 00:46:14,743 What rubbish! 741 00:46:20,103 --> 00:46:21,543 What were the names? 742 00:46:22,383 --> 00:46:23,383 Whose? 743 00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:26,783 Yours and Shehnaaz’s unborn babies. 744 00:46:27,863 --> 00:46:29,543 How the hell did you know? 745 00:46:34,503 --> 00:46:35,983 Meherzad and Mahrukh. 746 00:46:38,423 --> 00:46:40,583 So when is this helping going to begin? 747 00:46:41,023 --> 00:46:43,383 Will you keep teasing me all the time? 748 00:46:43,903 --> 00:46:45,543 It’s called tough love, Zubin. 749 00:46:47,423 --> 00:46:48,503 Tough love. 750 00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:53,223 What a strange concept! 751 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:06,023 Ruby. 752 00:47:08,143 --> 00:47:09,503 Are you awake? 753 00:47:11,023 --> 00:47:12,023 Ruby. 754 00:48:52,983 --> 00:48:53,983 I have a plan. 755 00:48:54,663 --> 00:48:55,543 Dude! 756 00:48:55,863 --> 00:48:57,983 At least ring the bell. 757 00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:00,263 It’s a window. 758 00:49:02,423 --> 00:49:03,423 Point. 759 00:49:04,263 --> 00:49:05,983 So I have a plan. 760 00:49:07,223 --> 00:49:09,423 And I have a hangover. 761 00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:10,863 Road trip. 762 00:49:11,623 --> 00:49:12,543 Phase one. 763 00:49:12,703 --> 00:49:13,783 Nauheed is here. 764 00:49:14,063 --> 00:49:15,583 Let’s go meet her. 765 00:49:16,263 --> 00:49:18,823 Till yesterday the ending was complicated. 766 00:49:19,383 --> 00:49:20,263 It was. 767 00:49:20,863 --> 00:49:22,623 Since then we haven’t spoken. 768 00:49:22,743 --> 00:49:24,423 So it’s best to meet. 769 00:49:25,343 --> 00:49:27,303 Also, spontaneous. 770 00:49:37,983 --> 00:49:39,303 Spontaneous. 771 00:49:42,183 --> 00:49:43,303 Wow! 772 00:49:44,063 --> 00:49:46,583 Only you can make a plan of spontaneity. 773 00:49:46,703 --> 00:49:48,223 That too with bullet points. 774 00:49:54,543 --> 00:49:55,583 Phase two. 775 00:49:57,423 --> 00:49:59,223 This year Parsi meet is in Southampton. 776 00:49:59,303 --> 00:50:00,103 No. 777 00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:01,823 - Ruby. - No. 778 00:50:02,543 --> 00:50:03,983 Ruby, not as a guarantor but... 779 00:50:04,103 --> 00:50:08,023 ...your tax notification, address proof all documents have that address. 780 00:50:08,303 --> 00:50:09,663 At least bring that. 781 00:50:11,343 --> 00:50:13,303 You have got me some time. 782 00:50:14,103 --> 00:50:15,743 We will figure out something. 783 00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:22,863 Yes? 784 00:50:29,103 --> 00:50:30,543 Front door guys. 785 00:50:31,623 --> 00:50:33,303 From another place. 786 00:50:42,263 --> 00:50:44,103 Each time one phone gets broken. 787 00:50:51,103 --> 00:50:52,743 I am so going to regret this. 788 00:50:53,903 --> 00:50:54,903 Yes! 789 00:50:55,183 --> 00:50:56,863 Honey, she is not that good. 790 00:50:57,743 --> 00:51:00,263 We are going on a road trip. To Southampton. 791 00:51:00,423 --> 00:51:00,943 Why? 792 00:51:01,023 --> 00:51:02,503 Because he is bad in bed. 793 00:51:02,783 --> 00:51:03,863 Fair enough. Fair enough. 794 00:51:03,943 --> 00:51:05,743 - I am not- - We will have to go by bus. 795 00:51:05,903 --> 00:51:08,143 - I am not bad- - You could take Sally. 796 00:51:08,343 --> 00:51:09,063 Really? 797 00:51:09,143 --> 00:51:10,143 I am not bad- 798 00:51:10,223 --> 00:51:11,583 I am not sure my license... 799 00:51:12,103 --> 00:51:15,783 No. No. You are not getting anywhere near that wheel but... 800 00:51:16,143 --> 00:51:18,103 ..Southampton pride is that weekend. So... 801 00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,503 What the hell! I will drive you. 802 00:51:20,663 --> 00:51:21,503 Thanks. 803 00:51:22,303 --> 00:51:22,903 See. 804 00:51:22,983 --> 00:51:24,263 Spontaneous. 805 00:51:27,303 --> 00:51:28,823 There is no seatbelt. 806 00:51:28,983 --> 00:51:30,223 It’s backseat. 807 00:51:30,903 --> 00:51:32,383 So what happened? 808 00:51:37,343 --> 00:51:38,743 The car is beautiful though. 809 00:51:39,983 --> 00:51:42,103 Are you sure you don't have any Parsi in you? 810 00:51:42,343 --> 00:51:44,543 I am going to say no. 811 00:51:44,983 --> 00:51:46,663 Unless that was an offer. 812 00:51:47,223 --> 00:51:50,623 In which case the answer is never in a rain of pig’s pudding. 813 00:51:51,143 --> 00:51:52,023 No. 814 00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:55,463 What is the British’s problem? 815 00:51:55,743 --> 00:51:57,823 They have converted the whole world into English medium. 816 00:51:57,983 --> 00:52:00,663 But when they talk, we have to keep Google translate on. 817 00:52:00,823 --> 00:52:02,703 Hey! Rude. English please. 818 00:52:03,383 --> 00:52:05,983 Thank you. That is exactly what I am saying. 819 00:52:11,263 --> 00:52:12,063 Mom. 820 00:52:12,383 --> 00:52:13,743 Camera. Mom, camera. 821 00:52:13,863 --> 00:52:15,703 Hi, son. Having fun? 822 00:52:15,983 --> 00:52:16,663 Yes, mom. 823 00:52:16,743 --> 00:52:19,423 Okay. I was thinking that you should stay back for a few more days. 824 00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:21,983 You know, that whiskey tour in Scotland is too good. 825 00:52:22,023 --> 00:52:23,703 Let him come home if he wants to. 826 00:52:23,783 --> 00:52:26,263 He has ventured out of Colaba mistakenly. 827 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,303 By the way, where are you? 828 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:29,583 In a car. 829 00:52:29,783 --> 00:52:31,543 I am going to Southampton with Ruby. 830 00:52:31,863 --> 00:52:33,783 Who is Ruby? The hotel clerk. 831 00:52:33,863 --> 00:52:34,623 Ruby... 832 00:52:34,823 --> 00:52:36,383 Hi, uncle. Hi, aunt. 833 00:52:36,423 --> 00:52:37,383 I am Ruby. 834 00:52:37,463 --> 00:52:39,983 We are helping each other because... 835 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:42,223 I also don’t know that. 836 00:52:42,903 --> 00:52:44,703 Hi, Ruby. Nice to meet you. 837 00:52:44,863 --> 00:52:46,503 Nice to meet you too. 838 00:52:46,783 --> 00:52:48,863 Where did you guys meet? 839 00:52:50,023 --> 00:52:51,143 In the bathroom. 840 00:52:51,383 --> 00:52:52,983 But he was flirting with a boy. 841 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:55,983 - See. I told you. - I was not flirting with anybody. 842 00:52:56,103 --> 00:52:58,143 Neither boy nor girl nor animal. 843 00:52:58,423 --> 00:53:01,423 I love Shehnaaz. Now and forever. 844 00:53:01,903 --> 00:53:02,783 Fine. Fine. 845 00:53:02,863 --> 00:53:05,543 But why are you going to Southampton? 846 00:53:07,383 --> 00:53:09,303 To meet Nauheed. 847 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,823 Nauheed who? Wadia? Your ex? 848 00:53:13,903 --> 00:53:15,223 Okay. I will call you later. 849 00:53:15,303 --> 00:53:16,623 Okay. Love you. Bye. 850 00:53:17,383 --> 00:53:19,783 Didn’t she look a bit East Indian type? 851 00:53:20,023 --> 00:53:21,063 I like them. 852 00:53:21,383 --> 00:53:22,183 Keep them. 853 00:53:22,263 --> 00:53:23,103 Please. 854 00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:25,863 Do they call you everyday? 855 00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:29,303 Oh yes! If by day you mean four hours. 856 00:53:29,823 --> 00:53:30,823 Wow! 857 00:53:30,983 --> 00:53:31,823 Yeah! 858 00:53:31,983 --> 00:53:33,863 They are completely deranged. 859 00:53:35,423 --> 00:53:36,663 But I love them. 860 00:53:37,383 --> 00:53:38,583 Again. Wow! 861 00:53:38,863 --> 00:53:41,143 I can’t remember the last time I said that about mine. 862 00:53:41,263 --> 00:53:42,023 Yeah. 863 00:53:42,543 --> 00:53:44,863 You guys don’t love your parents. 864 00:53:45,343 --> 00:53:47,703 It’s 2022. Not 1982. 865 00:53:47,783 --> 00:53:48,783 Who does? 866 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:52,463 When I came out to mine, the only question they asked... 867 00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:54,463 ...was how many people knew. 868 00:53:58,143 --> 00:53:59,103 And you? 869 00:53:59,823 --> 00:54:01,263 And me nothing. 870 00:54:02,143 --> 00:54:03,143 Ruby? 871 00:54:03,383 --> 00:54:04,623 Zubin. 872 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:08,183 What about your mom? 873 00:54:10,503 --> 00:54:11,543 She left us. 874 00:54:13,543 --> 00:54:15,303 I don't blame mom. 875 00:54:39,183 --> 00:54:41,703 You know, I have a cousin who is gay. 876 00:54:42,903 --> 00:54:44,103 That’s awesome. 877 00:54:44,943 --> 00:54:46,703 I am not gay. 878 00:54:47,143 --> 00:54:47,943 You are not. 879 00:54:48,063 --> 00:54:50,263 I mean, of course, you are not. 880 00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:54,063 - But then what are you... - Zubin. 881 00:54:54,263 --> 00:54:57,063 If you don’t know, keep quiet. Don’t be a... 882 00:54:57,223 --> 00:54:58,063 What? 883 00:54:58,343 --> 00:54:59,423 I was just... 884 00:55:00,143 --> 00:55:01,583 I am a male feminist. 885 00:55:02,183 --> 00:55:03,983 So you are a feminist. 886 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:06,503 Look. I just don’t understand how that works. 887 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,983 - The whole pronounce and identity. - I don’t get religion. 888 00:55:09,063 --> 00:55:13,183 But if she wants to pray to some magic wizard in the sky... 889 00:55:13,343 --> 00:55:15,143 ...I am not going to short-circuit on it. 890 00:55:16,143 --> 00:55:17,983 You don’t need to get it. 891 00:55:20,303 --> 00:55:22,063 Just accept it. Respect it. 892 00:55:22,863 --> 00:55:23,783 That’s all. 893 00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:27,623 You get it? 894 00:55:31,383 --> 00:55:32,103 Yeah. 895 00:55:33,823 --> 00:55:37,863 I think this calls for the full Sally experience. 896 00:55:57,783 --> 00:56:00,863 "Listen to what your heart is saying." 897 00:56:01,223 --> 00:56:04,063 "Why is the ambiance so different?" 898 00:56:04,983 --> 00:56:11,223 "Dark clouds have moved away and the sky has become clear." 899 00:56:12,263 --> 00:56:15,663 "The scenario is colourful." 900 00:56:15,863 --> 00:56:19,143 "The air is fragrant." 901 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:26,263 "The gypsy caravan is leading the way." 902 00:56:26,663 --> 00:56:29,783 "An unknown stranger. But a bit sensible." 903 00:56:30,183 --> 00:56:33,183 "Your words and songs are true." 904 00:56:33,863 --> 00:56:37,183 "Everybody loses some and gains some." 905 00:56:37,423 --> 00:56:40,743 "Let go of all woes and the world." 906 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:47,023 "Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky." 907 00:56:48,263 --> 00:56:49,743 "Entangled dreams." 908 00:56:50,103 --> 00:56:53,743 "My crazy heart." 909 00:56:55,503 --> 00:57:01,943 "See how it merged with the clouds." 910 00:57:02,623 --> 00:57:04,183 "Entangled dreams." 911 00:57:04,383 --> 00:57:09,303 "My crazy heart." 912 00:57:26,423 --> 00:57:30,223 Behind the umbrella. Amidst boulders. 913 00:57:31,343 --> 00:57:32,103 So? 914 00:57:33,543 --> 00:57:34,623 Are you mad? 915 00:57:34,983 --> 00:57:36,463 In front of the public? 916 00:57:37,103 --> 00:57:38,463 What if we slip? 917 00:57:40,103 --> 00:57:41,383 What if water goes in? 918 00:57:41,543 --> 00:57:42,423 Train. 919 00:57:43,023 --> 00:57:44,503 Sorry. Stupid question. 920 00:57:44,903 --> 00:57:45,783 Plane. 921 00:57:46,263 --> 00:57:47,223 Auto. Bus stop. 922 00:57:48,143 --> 00:57:50,223 In a restaurant’s bathroom. While watching movies. 923 00:57:50,423 --> 00:57:52,223 - Can I say something? - Yeah. 924 00:57:52,783 --> 00:57:53,823 I like beds. 925 00:57:54,343 --> 00:57:56,303 What’s the problem in having sex on the bed? 926 00:57:56,383 --> 00:57:57,703 That’s what it’s made for. 927 00:57:58,023 --> 00:57:59,583 Car is for driving. 928 00:57:59,783 --> 00:58:01,223 Cinema is for watching movies. 929 00:58:01,303 --> 00:58:02,503 And a bathroom is- 930 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:06,663 There something about pissing in the wind that’s just primal. 931 00:58:07,663 --> 00:58:08,863 Shall we, ladies? 932 00:58:09,783 --> 00:58:12,623 I think we need to start with something simpler. 933 00:58:14,703 --> 00:58:15,503 Kissing. Show it. 934 00:58:16,103 --> 00:58:16,903 What? 935 00:58:17,103 --> 00:58:18,263 Your technique. 936 00:58:20,103 --> 00:58:23,903 I don’t think I have a technique. 937 00:58:24,303 --> 00:58:26,863 And therein lies the problem, Zubin. 938 00:58:40,743 --> 00:58:41,863 Show me. 939 00:58:46,263 --> 00:58:48,263 It’s a fruit. Not your sister. 940 00:58:48,583 --> 00:58:49,743 Use your lips. 941 00:58:54,143 --> 00:58:56,383 Not so much. Gently. 942 00:59:03,503 --> 00:59:07,143 And... she dozed off. 943 00:59:09,423 --> 00:59:11,223 Are you teaching me? Or making me do parade march? 944 00:59:11,503 --> 00:59:12,823 It’s really not helping. 945 00:59:14,943 --> 00:59:15,943 Fine. 946 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:18,143 But control your emotions. 947 00:59:18,343 --> 00:59:19,023 Okay? 948 00:59:19,263 --> 00:59:20,023 What? 949 00:59:21,783 --> 00:59:23,023 Get up. 950 01:00:03,623 --> 01:00:04,503 It’s not a softie. 951 01:00:04,583 --> 01:00:06,703 It won’t melt if you take some time. 952 01:00:09,863 --> 01:00:13,863 And now, don’t fall in love with me or something. 953 01:00:19,903 --> 01:00:22,023 Definitely broke him this time. 954 01:00:48,623 --> 01:00:50,423 Now I know how you felt in my house. 955 01:00:51,383 --> 01:00:53,543 - Let’s go back. - Are you mad? 956 01:00:53,903 --> 01:00:58,103 I haven’t travelled for two hours on my off day to come and pray here. 957 01:01:01,863 --> 01:01:04,103 What was the complicated ending? 958 01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:07,183 Cheating. 959 01:01:08,783 --> 01:01:10,103 The same old story. 960 01:01:10,783 --> 01:01:11,583 Nauheed. 961 01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:13,383 You cheated? 962 01:01:13,863 --> 01:01:15,863 Obviously you don’t know Zubin. 963 01:01:16,023 --> 01:01:17,463 I was the bitch. 964 01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:20,903 Zubin Readymoney. 965 01:01:22,103 --> 01:01:23,903 Are you here for my apology? 966 01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:26,183 It’s a bit late for that. I know. 967 01:01:26,263 --> 01:01:28,143 God knows I tried then. 968 01:01:28,503 --> 01:01:30,783 - I didn’t say anything to you. - I know. 969 01:01:30,943 --> 01:01:32,223 Nothing. 970 01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:33,343 Anyway. 971 01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:35,263 Whatever it is, I don’t care. Bye. 972 01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:37,623 Ms. Wadia. Hi. I am Ruby. 973 01:01:37,783 --> 01:01:40,303 Zubin’s psychiatrist. 974 01:01:40,503 --> 01:01:41,343 Right. 975 01:01:41,903 --> 01:01:43,503 You are not his type. 976 01:01:44,783 --> 01:01:46,183 But like I said, I don’t care. 977 01:01:46,263 --> 01:01:47,023 Goodbye. 978 01:01:47,543 --> 01:01:48,583 Nauheed. 979 01:01:48,983 --> 01:01:49,943 5 minutes. 980 01:01:50,743 --> 01:01:51,623 Please. 981 01:02:00,983 --> 01:02:02,383 Aren’t you getting married? 982 01:02:02,903 --> 01:02:04,143 What’s her name? 983 01:02:04,303 --> 01:02:05,103 Shehnaaz. 984 01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:08,743 I was going to. 985 01:02:09,583 --> 01:02:10,903 Now, I don’t know. 986 01:02:11,703 --> 01:02:12,703 Oh no! 987 01:02:13,183 --> 01:02:15,383 What about your schedule? 988 01:02:15,663 --> 01:02:18,543 You must be mourning in Khushroo Baug. 989 01:02:19,543 --> 01:02:21,263 Why are you so angry with me? 990 01:02:21,703 --> 01:02:22,583 Shouldn’t I be angry? 991 01:02:22,663 --> 01:02:23,583 I wish. 992 01:02:23,743 --> 01:02:26,263 At least I would have got some reaction. 993 01:02:27,063 --> 01:02:29,223 - I wasn’t so bad. - Zubin. 994 01:02:29,543 --> 01:02:31,023 You walked in on me. 995 01:02:31,263 --> 01:02:32,663 With another man. 996 01:02:32,823 --> 01:02:33,983 In the kitchen. 997 01:02:34,543 --> 01:02:35,663 What did you do? 998 01:02:35,743 --> 01:02:38,143 You started cleaning the table quietly. 999 01:02:38,223 --> 01:02:40,303 You didn’t utter a word. 1000 01:02:43,503 --> 01:02:44,423 Anyway. 1001 01:02:44,823 --> 01:02:47,223 What is this? Why have you come? 1002 01:02:50,343 --> 01:02:51,383 Nauheed. 1003 01:02:54,903 --> 01:02:56,583 Was I bad? 1004 01:02:59,423 --> 01:03:00,503 In bed. 1005 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:08,743 Sorry. 1006 01:03:08,983 --> 01:03:11,343 I am not ridiculing you. 1007 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:14,703 If you had told me you will discuss it after two years.. 1008 01:03:20,703 --> 01:03:22,903 There is an advantage of being an ex. 1009 01:03:24,103 --> 01:03:25,863 You don’t have to lie. 1010 01:03:29,263 --> 01:03:31,263 Your problem is not in bed. 1011 01:03:31,863 --> 01:03:33,063 I mean, it is. 1012 01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:35,303 It is a problem. But that’s not the reason. 1013 01:03:36,623 --> 01:03:40,543 I didn’t cheat on you because he was good in bed. 1014 01:03:40,623 --> 01:03:43,503 Or because I fell in love with him. 1015 01:03:45,503 --> 01:03:47,423 I cheated because I couldn’t follow... 1016 01:03:47,503 --> 01:03:49,663 ...your time-table for one more day. 1017 01:03:52,663 --> 01:03:55,543 You still sleep on the right side of the bed. 1018 01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:00,863 That’s it. 1019 01:04:01,903 --> 01:04:04,823 I was tired of sleeping on the left side. 1020 01:04:11,743 --> 01:04:12,863 Wow! 1021 01:04:15,063 --> 01:04:17,663 For how long had you saved this line? 1022 01:04:19,143 --> 01:04:20,143 Two years. 1023 01:04:29,983 --> 01:04:31,383 But listen. I… 1024 01:04:31,703 --> 01:04:33,223 I am trying to change. 1025 01:04:33,383 --> 01:04:35,063 This girl Ruby… 1026 01:04:37,503 --> 01:04:39,463 is not a psychiatrist. 1027 01:04:40,263 --> 01:04:41,903 I met her two days ago. 1028 01:04:42,103 --> 01:04:44,343 And then, I came here to meet you. 1029 01:04:44,983 --> 01:04:47,063 I came to London. Alone. 1030 01:04:48,383 --> 01:04:49,503 I went to a club. 1031 01:04:49,623 --> 01:04:50,863 And I got drunk. 1032 01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:54,303 I am fixing myself. 1033 01:04:54,823 --> 01:04:56,663 And…it feels nice. 1034 01:04:57,943 --> 01:04:58,983 Zubin 2.0. 1035 01:05:00,623 --> 01:05:02,223 Ruby is helping me. And... 1036 01:05:02,383 --> 01:05:03,863 Nauheed, what happened? 1037 01:05:05,783 --> 01:05:07,143 Go to hell, Zubin. 1038 01:05:07,623 --> 01:05:09,423 Why are you getting angry now? 1039 01:05:09,503 --> 01:05:10,423 Because you are a... 1040 01:05:12,103 --> 01:05:13,423 I am so confused. 1041 01:05:14,383 --> 01:05:17,103 You were the most boring man in the world. 1042 01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:20,023 - Not anymore. - That’s the problem. 1043 01:05:21,143 --> 01:05:25,583 So you would prefer if I was the same control freak, boring man? 1044 01:05:25,703 --> 01:05:26,583 Yes. 1045 01:05:26,863 --> 01:05:28,263 That would be much better. 1046 01:05:28,823 --> 01:05:31,503 Because this Zubin... 1047 01:05:32,183 --> 01:05:33,903 Hi. I have come to London. 1048 01:05:34,023 --> 01:05:36,783 For self-improvement. Zubin 2.0. 1049 01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:39,623 This is what I wanted. 1050 01:05:41,143 --> 01:05:42,063 And now... 1051 01:05:42,863 --> 01:05:44,503 You also want it. 1052 01:05:45,863 --> 01:05:47,063 But not with me. 1053 01:05:55,543 --> 01:05:57,943 I guess I should say something like... 1054 01:05:58,143 --> 01:06:00,023 ...Shehnaaz is very lucky. 1055 01:06:02,063 --> 01:06:03,783 But you know what? 1056 01:06:04,303 --> 01:06:05,783 I am not in the mood. 1057 01:06:25,143 --> 01:06:26,703 I should have done the booking. 1058 01:06:26,943 --> 01:06:28,663 This is the outcome of being spontaneous. 1059 01:06:28,823 --> 01:06:30,023 All hotels are full. 1060 01:06:30,623 --> 01:06:33,823 Who knew that pride and Parsi would flock together? 1061 01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:35,623 Relax, Zubin. 1062 01:06:36,263 --> 01:06:38,223 Look around. See how happy people are. 1063 01:06:39,463 --> 01:06:41,863 You are the only one who is sulking. 1064 01:06:43,343 --> 01:06:45,223 What did your ex say? 1065 01:06:46,063 --> 01:06:46,943 Nothing. 1066 01:06:50,863 --> 01:06:53,063 I thought only Shehnaaz had a problem. 1067 01:06:54,503 --> 01:06:55,823 Maybe it’s her fault. 1068 01:06:57,423 --> 01:06:58,343 But now... 1069 01:07:03,903 --> 01:07:04,943 It’s your turn. 1070 01:07:05,303 --> 01:07:06,583 Phase 2. Come on. 1071 01:07:09,583 --> 01:07:11,823 What happened to your mood? 1072 01:07:12,223 --> 01:07:14,143 Listen. I spoke to Nauheed for your sake. 1073 01:07:14,223 --> 01:07:15,863 Okay? Now it’s your turn. 1074 01:07:16,023 --> 01:07:17,103 Quid pro quo. 1075 01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:20,663 Latin. So sexy. 1076 01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:23,143 I have one for you. 1077 01:07:23,503 --> 01:07:25,183 The party has just begun. 1078 01:07:26,463 --> 01:07:28,023 No. I am tired. 1079 01:07:28,263 --> 01:07:30,143 After this paperwork. I promise. 1080 01:07:30,503 --> 01:07:31,703 I will sit for some time and then come. 1081 01:07:31,863 --> 01:07:32,623 Fine. 1082 01:07:33,823 --> 01:07:36,943 But just remember. She is not the only one having a good time. 1083 01:07:38,943 --> 01:07:40,423 I am coming with you. 1084 01:07:40,503 --> 01:07:41,983 Where are you going? 1085 01:08:17,383 --> 01:08:18,303 Naazu. 1086 01:08:21,343 --> 01:08:22,303 Naazu. 1087 01:08:37,143 --> 01:08:38,023 Oh, my God! 1088 01:08:38,103 --> 01:08:39,263 Zubin. 1089 01:08:39,663 --> 01:08:40,383 What? 1090 01:08:40,943 --> 01:08:42,343 What the...! 1091 01:08:44,943 --> 01:08:45,943 Zubin. 1092 01:08:46,343 --> 01:08:47,823 What’s happening? What happened? 1093 01:08:48,023 --> 01:08:49,743 I am a control freak. 1094 01:08:49,943 --> 01:08:51,383 I am boring. 1095 01:08:51,943 --> 01:08:53,743 What else did she say? 1096 01:08:54,023 --> 01:08:55,463 I am unspontaneous. 1097 01:08:55,543 --> 01:08:57,383 - That’s not a word. - I will show her. 1098 01:08:57,623 --> 01:08:59,543 I can be fire. 1099 01:09:00,663 --> 01:09:01,663 Lit. 1100 01:09:01,823 --> 01:09:02,463 What is it called? 1101 01:09:02,543 --> 01:09:05,063 Zubin, you should lie down for some time. 1102 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,063 Ruby. 1103 01:09:06,503 --> 01:09:09,383 Do you know? The past three days were the most... 1104 01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:11,263 ...pathetic days of my life. 1105 01:09:11,663 --> 01:09:14,823 Greatest hits of my issues are going on. 1106 01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:17,623 And now, with another man Naazu was... 1107 01:09:18,383 --> 01:09:19,223 That’s it. 1108 01:09:19,303 --> 01:09:20,663 That’s it. It’s enough. 1109 01:09:21,183 --> 01:09:22,343 It’s enough. 1110 01:09:22,783 --> 01:09:24,903 I just want to feel happy. 1111 01:09:25,423 --> 01:09:25,903 Listen. 1112 01:09:25,983 --> 01:09:27,943 I just want to feel happy. 1113 01:09:28,023 --> 01:09:30,783 It’s okay. Just look around. 1114 01:09:34,103 --> 01:09:34,943 Yeah. 1115 01:09:35,263 --> 01:09:36,703 Yeah. You are right. 1116 01:09:36,903 --> 01:09:37,783 You are right. 1117 01:09:38,183 --> 01:09:40,063 It’s the celebration of love. Right? 1118 01:09:40,143 --> 01:09:41,303 Yeah. 1119 01:09:41,663 --> 01:09:43,143 Let’s celebrate. 1120 01:09:44,543 --> 01:09:45,623 My brother. 1121 01:09:45,863 --> 01:09:46,743 I love you! 1122 01:09:47,103 --> 01:09:48,183 I love you! 1123 01:09:48,343 --> 01:09:50,303 I love you. Let’s celebrate! 1124 01:09:50,623 --> 01:09:52,143 Let’s celebrate. I love you! 1125 01:09:52,463 --> 01:09:53,303 I love you! 1126 01:10:40,543 --> 01:10:47,103 "Look. Just see how the scenario has blossomed beautifully." 1127 01:10:47,463 --> 01:10:52,503 "I have discovered that light on my path." 1128 01:10:52,583 --> 01:10:54,383 "It’s like dawn." 1129 01:10:54,983 --> 01:10:58,143 "Let’s soar." 1130 01:11:01,103 --> 01:11:04,303 "In the open sky." 1131 01:11:05,703 --> 01:11:08,143 "Trance." 1132 01:11:09,263 --> 01:11:12,383 "Demur, coyness, grace." 1133 01:11:12,863 --> 01:11:16,103 "A light touch that brings you closer." 1134 01:11:16,503 --> 01:11:17,783 "Stay in this moment." 1135 01:11:17,823 --> 01:11:19,703 "Dance merrily." 1136 01:11:19,983 --> 01:11:23,423 "Look. Immerse yourself in all the colors." 1137 01:11:23,703 --> 01:11:29,863 "Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky." 1138 01:11:31,023 --> 01:11:32,463 "Entangled dreams." 1139 01:11:32,743 --> 01:11:36,623 "My crazy heart." 1140 01:11:38,143 --> 01:11:43,343 "See how it merged with the clouds." 1141 01:11:45,343 --> 01:11:46,903 "Entangled dreams." 1142 01:11:47,143 --> 01:11:51,383 "My crazy heart." 1143 01:11:52,703 --> 01:11:58,503 "Look. Entangled dreams have grown as big as the sky." 1144 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,303 "Entangled dreams." 1145 01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:04,903 "My crazy heart." 1146 01:12:06,863 --> 01:12:13,503 "My crazy heart." 1147 01:12:14,143 --> 01:12:15,663 "Entangled dreams." 1148 01:12:15,983 --> 01:12:18,383 "Entangled dreams." 1149 01:12:36,423 --> 01:12:37,943 Stop it. 1150 01:12:39,663 --> 01:12:41,983 To hell with your Naazu. 1151 01:12:42,463 --> 01:12:44,263 You deserve better. 1152 01:12:47,183 --> 01:12:49,423 You are an okay guy. 1153 01:12:51,103 --> 01:12:53,143 Can’t you give a proper compliment? 1154 01:12:53,343 --> 01:12:55,703 I did. Two. 1155 01:12:56,623 --> 01:12:58,583 Ok-ay. 1156 01:13:10,543 --> 01:13:11,943 - Come on. Get up. - What? 1157 01:13:12,943 --> 01:13:13,863 Why? 1158 01:13:15,143 --> 01:13:16,703 I found Airbnb. Come on. 1159 01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:18,503 Mr. Spontaneous. 1160 01:13:18,663 --> 01:13:19,863 You couldn’t take it. 1161 01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:22,223 I'm taking the f**k back. 1162 01:13:23,823 --> 01:13:25,063 Tell me something. 1163 01:13:25,423 --> 01:13:28,343 You were always a designated driver in college, weren’t you? 1164 01:14:14,503 --> 01:14:15,663 Papa. 1165 01:14:53,063 --> 01:14:54,823 How did we come here? 1166 01:14:56,183 --> 01:14:57,503 Your paperwork. 1167 01:14:58,183 --> 01:15:00,103 Is he your friend? 1168 01:15:01,023 --> 01:15:03,383 Papa, he is already vexed with the English here. 1169 01:15:03,743 --> 01:15:06,143 Please don’t add Bengali to the mix now. 1170 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:08,823 How are you, Rubaiyat? 1171 01:15:09,103 --> 01:15:09,983 Rubaiyat? 1172 01:15:10,303 --> 01:15:12,503 - Is your name Rubaiyat? - He doesn’t even know your name. 1173 01:15:12,583 --> 01:15:13,543 My name is Ruby. 1174 01:15:13,623 --> 01:15:15,343 We had named you Rubaiyat. 1175 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,423 Who we? 1176 01:15:16,783 --> 01:15:18,903 I can only see you here. 1177 01:15:42,343 --> 01:15:43,823 You look good. 1178 01:15:43,983 --> 01:15:45,303 I am good. 1179 01:15:45,983 --> 01:15:47,423 You look old. 1180 01:15:47,743 --> 01:15:48,903 I am old. 1181 01:15:51,823 --> 01:15:53,543 New coffee machine. 1182 01:15:54,943 --> 01:15:57,503 Finally, you loosened your purse. 1183 01:15:58,383 --> 01:15:59,783 I stay alone. 1184 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:02,343 So my expenses have halved. 1185 01:16:05,223 --> 01:16:06,623 Are you still doing your immoral work? 1186 01:16:06,703 --> 01:16:08,623 Yes. My plan of going to hell hasn’t changed. 1187 01:16:08,743 --> 01:16:10,383 No. Shame. Decorum... 1188 01:16:10,463 --> 01:16:12,383 Tell me something. Does the word ‘decorum’... 1189 01:16:12,463 --> 01:16:14,023 ...apply only on women? 1190 01:16:14,343 --> 01:16:16,223 Men have complete freedom to be shameless. 1191 01:16:16,303 --> 01:16:17,183 It’s almost like a compliment. 1192 01:16:17,263 --> 01:16:20,063 But an entire word has been reserved for us. 1193 01:16:20,223 --> 01:16:21,063 "Decorum." 1194 01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:22,903 - Stop your nonsense. - What do I do then? 1195 01:16:22,983 --> 01:16:26,223 Sit quietly in a corner. And then, leave the house one fine day. 1196 01:16:26,303 --> 01:16:27,943 - Like mom. - Rubaiyat! 1197 01:16:28,743 --> 01:16:30,263 My name is Ruby. 1198 01:16:41,303 --> 01:16:42,183 Potato and ‘Puri’... (Fried flatbread) 1199 01:16:42,263 --> 01:16:43,183 ‘Luchi’ (Fried flatbread). 1200 01:16:43,383 --> 01:16:46,143 Please. I am not interested. 1201 01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:47,983 In what? 1202 01:16:48,063 --> 01:16:49,623 In your nonsense. 1203 01:16:49,783 --> 01:16:52,183 I love her and all that speech. Nonsense. 1204 01:16:52,263 --> 01:16:53,703 But I don’t love her. 1205 01:16:53,863 --> 01:16:55,143 I don’t love her. 1206 01:16:56,103 --> 01:16:57,543 I love Shehnaaz. 1207 01:16:57,623 --> 01:16:59,983 Shehnaaz? Who is Shehnaaz? 1208 01:17:00,663 --> 01:17:02,423 Shehnaaz is my fiancée. 1209 01:17:03,063 --> 01:17:04,023 She was. 1210 01:17:04,623 --> 01:17:06,223 She was going to be. 1211 01:17:08,063 --> 01:17:09,183 Forget it. 1212 01:17:09,503 --> 01:17:11,623 Ruby is helping me. And I am helping her. 1213 01:17:11,943 --> 01:17:15,023 In sorting out her finances and opening her café. 1214 01:17:16,863 --> 01:17:17,783 Café? 1215 01:17:18,223 --> 01:17:19,983 Yes. After I save her from the bank. 1216 01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:22,543 But yes. She is planning to. 1217 01:17:22,863 --> 01:17:25,583 We needed paperwork for that. So we... 1218 01:17:26,383 --> 01:17:28,863 So Rubaiyat will quit her work? 1219 01:17:30,343 --> 01:17:31,183 I don’t know. 1220 01:17:31,463 --> 01:17:32,903 She shouldn’t quit it. 1221 01:17:33,223 --> 01:17:35,023 - It’s an important work. - Important. 1222 01:17:35,263 --> 01:17:37,023 How can making porn be important? 1223 01:17:37,143 --> 01:17:39,823 If not for her, it would have definitely been a blue film. 1224 01:17:39,983 --> 01:17:42,423 She keeps people safe. She makes them comfortable. 1225 01:17:42,503 --> 01:17:44,823 So that people can make more such films. 1226 01:17:44,903 --> 01:17:45,583 Huh? 1227 01:17:46,383 --> 01:17:47,983 What will happen if they don’t make all this? 1228 01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:48,903 Nothing. 1229 01:17:49,703 --> 01:17:52,543 You will be able to pretend that... 1230 01:17:52,743 --> 01:17:55,823 ...there is no word like sex in the dictionary. 1231 01:17:59,983 --> 01:18:01,943 I will bring the paper. 1232 01:18:02,383 --> 01:18:04,823 Wash your face. You fool. 1233 01:18:11,303 --> 01:18:12,023 Ruby. 1234 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:16,663 Every relationship is a transaction. 1235 01:18:17,543 --> 01:18:18,783 Okay. 1236 01:18:19,383 --> 01:18:20,943 What happened to you? 1237 01:18:22,183 --> 01:18:24,143 All relations of your life. 1238 01:18:26,183 --> 01:18:27,863 With all the men and women you know. 1239 01:18:28,223 --> 01:18:30,103 All of them are transactions. 1240 01:18:31,023 --> 01:18:32,623 Like yours and mine. 1241 01:18:33,223 --> 01:18:35,863 You are helping me and I'm helping you. 1242 01:18:37,143 --> 01:18:38,343 Except one. 1243 01:18:39,823 --> 01:18:41,823 Your relation with your father. 1244 01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:45,343 Ruby, he doesn’t need anything back. 1245 01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:47,503 Even now. 1246 01:18:49,103 --> 01:18:50,423 You had asked... 1247 01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:53,543 ...how can anyone still love their parents in 2022? 1248 01:18:54,063 --> 01:18:55,423 This is how. 1249 01:18:57,383 --> 01:18:58,823 That’s nice. 1250 01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:03,783 But you have no idea how I have spent my childhood. 1251 01:19:06,383 --> 01:19:07,463 I don’t. 1252 01:19:10,103 --> 01:19:11,423 However it was... 1253 01:19:12,423 --> 01:19:14,103 ...it’s just the two of you now. 1254 01:19:15,863 --> 01:19:16,783 Try. 1255 01:19:18,143 --> 01:19:18,903 Once. 1256 01:19:28,143 --> 01:19:29,663 I made it for you. 1257 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:36,943 No. 1258 01:19:37,543 --> 01:19:39,303 It’s genuinely quite good. 1259 01:19:43,263 --> 01:19:45,623 I heard you are opening your café. 1260 01:19:50,143 --> 01:19:51,663 What’s the need to hide it? 1261 01:19:52,143 --> 01:19:53,103 It’s good. 1262 01:19:54,063 --> 01:19:56,943 At least you will quit that job. 1263 01:19:57,223 --> 01:19:59,343 I like that job. 1264 01:19:59,703 --> 01:20:02,623 - Why are you opening a café then? - I don’t know. 1265 01:20:08,783 --> 01:20:10,623 As a kid I used to see you behind the counter. 1266 01:20:10,703 --> 01:20:13,543 And I used to feel that it’s such a cool job. 1267 01:20:15,903 --> 01:20:17,183 Indians used to come. 1268 01:20:17,423 --> 01:20:19,783 To drink tea in the evening. 1269 01:20:22,143 --> 01:20:24,783 It was your mom’s recipe. 1270 01:20:25,783 --> 01:20:27,863 Cardamom, clove, cinnamon... 1271 01:20:28,263 --> 01:20:29,903 Okay. I can’t do this. 1272 01:20:31,263 --> 01:20:32,263 I can’t. 1273 01:20:33,743 --> 01:20:36,103 You had said it’s just the two of us now. 1274 01:20:37,143 --> 01:20:39,103 But why is it just the two of us? 1275 01:20:40,863 --> 01:20:43,303 Because he drove mom away. 1276 01:20:47,783 --> 01:20:49,823 When I asked him, nothing. 1277 01:20:50,143 --> 01:20:51,823 Complete silence. 1278 01:20:52,183 --> 01:20:53,783 When I tried to find her… 1279 01:20:55,463 --> 01:20:57,103 ...he didn’t help me at all. 1280 01:20:57,463 --> 01:20:59,823 It’s almost like he never cared. 1281 01:21:04,103 --> 01:21:05,623 Why did she run away? 1282 01:21:07,103 --> 01:21:09,583 Because she was fed up of you and your stinginess. 1283 01:21:09,703 --> 01:21:10,743 Like me. 1284 01:21:11,783 --> 01:21:13,383 You know. I was the only kid in school... 1285 01:21:13,463 --> 01:21:15,783 ...who could never afford a school trip, who never had new toys. 1286 01:21:15,863 --> 01:21:19,183 I was so, so embarrassed all the time. 1287 01:21:26,143 --> 01:21:27,303 I tried. 1288 01:21:29,863 --> 01:21:31,023 - Sit. - No. Thanks. 1289 01:21:31,223 --> 01:21:32,983 I didn’t drive her away. 1290 01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:39,703 I didn’t drive her away. 1291 01:21:40,623 --> 01:21:42,423 She left willingly. 1292 01:21:46,743 --> 01:21:49,903 She didn’t want an immigrant life. 1293 01:21:50,423 --> 01:21:52,063 Tea stall. Poverty. You and me. 1294 01:21:52,143 --> 01:21:53,503 She didn’t want it. 1295 01:21:56,183 --> 01:21:58,583 Unlike our country, arranged marriage here... 1296 01:21:58,823 --> 01:22:01,623 ...doesn’t mean lifelong imprisonment. 1297 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,623 So she left. 1298 01:22:05,343 --> 01:22:07,143 She found a foreigner... 1299 01:22:07,863 --> 01:22:10,583 ...who could give her everything. 1300 01:22:14,143 --> 01:22:16,183 Before leaving she said… 1301 01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:20,583 ...not to try and find her. 1302 01:22:22,503 --> 01:22:25,023 That’s why I didn’t let you talk to her. 1303 01:22:25,783 --> 01:22:28,583 Because she didn’t want to talk. 1304 01:22:35,623 --> 01:22:37,423 Yes. I was stingy. 1305 01:22:38,143 --> 01:22:41,783 Because I had to face bankruptcy each month. 1306 01:22:42,543 --> 01:22:44,583 If you cannot afford child care here... 1307 01:22:44,663 --> 01:22:47,703 ...then child service people take your child away from you. 1308 01:22:48,823 --> 01:22:50,663 I didn’t want that to happen. 1309 01:22:55,583 --> 01:22:56,503 Listen. 1310 01:22:56,743 --> 01:22:58,143 I don’t hate her. 1311 01:23:00,743 --> 01:23:03,903 But I wanted to make sure you don’t grow up hating her. 1312 01:23:06,903 --> 01:23:09,743 I think I succeeded a bit too much. 1313 01:23:16,223 --> 01:23:18,663 Why didn’t you tell me all that before? 1314 01:23:19,383 --> 01:23:20,663 I am your father. 1315 01:23:21,703 --> 01:23:25,463 My job is to protect you from all negativity. 1316 01:23:36,023 --> 01:23:37,623 Look, Rubaiyat. 1317 01:23:40,023 --> 01:23:41,663 Rubaiyat, I am old. 1318 01:23:42,063 --> 01:23:43,503 I belong to a different generation. 1319 01:23:44,703 --> 01:23:47,743 I don’t understand what you guys do. 1320 01:23:48,303 --> 01:23:49,463 But it’s allowed. 1321 01:23:52,823 --> 01:23:54,823 All parents think like that. 1322 01:23:56,903 --> 01:23:59,063 My parents also used to think that if I cross the seven seas... 1323 01:23:59,143 --> 01:24:01,863 ...and go to study English, I will go to hell. 1324 01:24:02,743 --> 01:24:06,703 Each generation has a problem with the next generation’s choices. 1325 01:24:07,063 --> 01:24:07,903 It’s fine. 1326 01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:11,263 If that doesn’t happen, how will you people rebel? 1327 01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:13,423 Look. 1328 01:24:13,663 --> 01:24:14,623 I cannot be like that overnight. 1329 01:24:14,703 --> 01:24:16,863 What do you guys say? Cool. 1330 01:24:18,423 --> 01:24:19,423 But... 1331 01:24:20,703 --> 01:24:22,023 ...will lukewarm do? 1332 01:24:22,263 --> 01:24:23,143 Papa. 1333 01:24:24,103 --> 01:24:25,663 Such a dad joke. 1334 01:24:26,023 --> 01:24:27,263 But I am a dad. 1335 01:24:33,343 --> 01:24:34,383 Fine. 1336 01:24:38,143 --> 01:24:40,023 I don’t have high hopes. But… 1337 01:24:43,343 --> 01:24:44,343 let’s try. 1338 01:24:44,903 --> 01:24:46,063 ‘Luchi’ (Fried flatbread). 1339 01:24:47,663 --> 01:24:48,903 You are still grumpy. 1340 01:24:48,983 --> 01:24:50,503 Yes. I am just like you. 1341 01:24:51,463 --> 01:24:53,223 Shots fired. 1342 01:24:57,463 --> 01:24:58,903 You can also eat it. 1343 01:25:24,503 --> 01:25:25,983 My recipe book. 1344 01:25:26,903 --> 01:25:29,103 It will be useful for your new café. 1345 01:25:35,343 --> 01:25:36,023 Look. 1346 01:25:37,183 --> 01:25:38,663 I can tolerate your anger. 1347 01:25:38,903 --> 01:25:41,543 But this aloofness, ignorance... 1348 01:25:43,143 --> 01:25:44,263 ...not allowed. 1349 01:26:02,463 --> 01:26:04,823 So, Rubaiyat. 1350 01:26:05,223 --> 01:26:06,623 I will kill you. 1351 01:26:06,863 --> 01:26:08,663 You are quoting the book you are named after. 1352 01:26:08,743 --> 01:26:09,783 So uncool. 1353 01:26:12,903 --> 01:26:13,823 Hello. 1354 01:26:14,023 --> 01:26:15,383 Look what I got. 1355 01:26:40,343 --> 01:26:41,703 What is she doing today? 1356 01:26:46,903 --> 01:26:48,663 She is going on a vacation. 1357 01:26:53,783 --> 01:26:56,183 Why are you so interested in my future? 1358 01:26:56,463 --> 01:26:58,823 The deal was for bank work, right? 1359 01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:02,663 That deal was with Ruby. 1360 01:27:03,463 --> 01:27:05,823 I am thinking about Rubaiyat’s future. 1361 01:27:06,103 --> 01:27:06,943 Why? 1362 01:27:07,343 --> 01:27:10,063 Because she is my friend. 1363 01:27:12,023 --> 01:27:12,783 And I like her. 1364 01:27:12,903 --> 01:27:14,383 I told you don’t fall for me. 1365 01:27:14,463 --> 01:27:15,503 I am not. 1366 01:27:15,863 --> 01:27:18,183 Ruby is almost impossible to fall for. 1367 01:27:18,663 --> 01:27:19,823 But Rubaiyat. 1368 01:27:20,623 --> 01:27:21,703 She has potential. 1369 01:27:22,703 --> 01:27:24,463 It’s a name that can handle domestic life... 1370 01:27:24,543 --> 01:27:26,103 Your domestic life. 1371 01:27:26,383 --> 01:27:28,503 I will hit the car with a tree. 1372 01:27:29,103 --> 01:27:31,943 Double suicide. How romantic! 1373 01:27:40,503 --> 01:27:42,183 I am glad I met you. 1374 01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:44,743 Yeah. Me too. 1375 01:27:46,383 --> 01:27:49,583 You guys are so cute. I am going to throw up. 1376 01:28:15,823 --> 01:28:16,583 Nice. 1377 01:28:18,023 --> 01:28:18,703 But? 1378 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:22,543 Honest feedback? 1379 01:28:24,543 --> 01:28:25,503 Uncle’s was better. 1380 01:28:26,503 --> 01:28:27,583 I knew it. Damn it! 1381 01:28:28,823 --> 01:28:30,423 I need to hire a cook. 1382 01:28:31,303 --> 01:28:33,583 Everything is organized for the bank meeting. 1383 01:28:33,663 --> 01:28:34,983 By date and category. 1384 01:28:35,063 --> 01:28:36,903 Oh no! Relapse. 1385 01:28:37,423 --> 01:28:38,703 The therapy has been a waste. 1386 01:28:39,543 --> 01:28:40,263 Funny. 1387 01:28:40,463 --> 01:28:41,303 Rubaiyat. 1388 01:28:43,823 --> 01:28:45,223 It’s such a beautiful name. 1389 01:28:45,423 --> 01:28:46,703 I have even started reading it. 1390 01:28:46,783 --> 01:28:47,383 See. 1391 01:28:47,943 --> 01:28:49,783 Come on. Maybe there is hope. Yeah. 1392 01:28:52,983 --> 01:28:56,903 Perhaps the most beautiful trip of your life... 1393 01:28:57,783 --> 01:29:00,063 ...is the one that is unplanned. 1394 01:29:01,623 --> 01:29:04,903 To unexpected detours. 1395 01:29:07,463 --> 01:29:09,223 I am a beautiful journey. 1396 01:29:09,903 --> 01:29:10,703 Cheers. 1397 01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:16,823 Did you talk to Shehnaaz? 1398 01:29:17,063 --> 01:29:17,983 No. 1399 01:29:18,783 --> 01:29:20,783 - Don’t you want to talk? - I want to. 1400 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:24,663 I am doubtful about whether she wants to talk. 1401 01:29:28,023 --> 01:29:28,823 Okay. Fine. 1402 01:29:30,343 --> 01:29:31,943 Let’s try something. Okay? 1403 01:29:32,943 --> 01:29:36,663 Tell me five things that you dislike about her. 1404 01:29:38,743 --> 01:29:40,143 I can’t think of anything. 1405 01:29:40,223 --> 01:29:42,143 Zubin, don’t be such a coward. 1406 01:29:45,303 --> 01:29:47,063 You feel scared of her, don’t you? 1407 01:29:47,823 --> 01:29:48,903 No. 1408 01:29:53,303 --> 01:29:54,183 Come on. 1409 01:29:56,343 --> 01:29:57,503 Last lesson. 1410 01:30:04,863 --> 01:30:06,183 I am Shehnaaz. 1411 01:30:06,263 --> 01:30:07,743 Okay. Now you are scaring me. 1412 01:30:07,823 --> 01:30:09,623 Tell me. What problem do you have with me? 1413 01:30:09,783 --> 01:30:11,343 Check. It must be mom or dad’s call. 1414 01:30:11,503 --> 01:30:13,383 - They will get worried. - Tell me, you coward. 1415 01:30:13,543 --> 01:30:15,223 What is this horror movie type behaviour? 1416 01:30:15,303 --> 01:30:16,383 Ruby! Rubaiyat! 1417 01:30:16,463 --> 01:30:18,023 This is my favourite shirt. 1418 01:30:18,143 --> 01:30:18,863 It was. 1419 01:30:18,943 --> 01:30:20,863 I don’t understand. What’s happening? 1420 01:30:20,943 --> 01:30:23,063 In last five days I had with five men. 1421 01:30:23,143 --> 01:30:24,183 And I was awake the whole time. 1422 01:30:24,223 --> 01:30:25,743 What will you say? You coward. 1423 01:30:25,863 --> 01:30:27,223 Tell me, you... 1424 01:30:27,303 --> 01:30:28,543 I don’t even know what that means. 1425 01:30:28,623 --> 01:30:30,623 You don’t know what it means. 1426 01:30:30,743 --> 01:30:32,863 Next time take notes. I will be with two men. 1427 01:30:32,943 --> 01:30:34,303 Maybe three men. Maybe one from- 1428 01:30:34,383 --> 01:30:35,943 You are a bloody bully! 1429 01:30:36,863 --> 01:30:38,423 You never took me seriously. 1430 01:30:38,623 --> 01:30:40,943 You want to marry me only because both of us are Parsis. 1431 01:30:41,023 --> 01:30:42,983 And your breath f**king stinks. 1432 01:30:43,463 --> 01:30:45,663 Four. Nicely done. 1433 01:30:48,503 --> 01:30:50,183 Really? She doesn’t brush? 1434 01:30:50,343 --> 01:30:52,183 Not thrice a day as per the timer. 1435 01:30:52,263 --> 01:30:53,223 Who are you? 1436 01:30:53,383 --> 01:30:54,103 Naazu. 1437 01:30:54,183 --> 01:30:55,183 Shehnaaz. 1438 01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:56,543 His girlfriend. 1439 01:30:56,583 --> 01:30:58,583 Okay. So she was walking around looking for Zubin. 1440 01:30:58,663 --> 01:31:00,063 And I didn’t know... 1441 01:31:00,743 --> 01:31:02,983 But I like what’s going on here. 1442 01:31:03,263 --> 01:31:04,223 Can I watch? 1443 01:31:04,303 --> 01:31:05,303 Sod off, Quinn. 1444 01:31:06,423 --> 01:31:08,023 You are stalking him. 1445 01:31:08,303 --> 01:31:09,463 I called. 1446 01:31:09,903 --> 01:31:10,983 Thrice. 1447 01:31:11,663 --> 01:31:14,303 He made our location sharing visible for each other. 1448 01:31:14,543 --> 01:31:15,543 Safety. 1449 01:31:16,023 --> 01:31:17,703 That is so Zubin. 1450 01:31:17,903 --> 01:31:20,983 Naazu, what are you doing in London? 1451 01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,183 - Can you please open this? - Do you know? 1452 01:31:23,223 --> 01:31:24,983 I received so many marriage proposals from Parsis. 1453 01:31:25,023 --> 01:31:26,623 I refused all of them. 1454 01:31:26,743 --> 01:31:27,983 So you love him. 1455 01:31:29,703 --> 01:31:30,583 I am sorry. 1456 01:31:30,743 --> 01:31:33,223 But can you please stay out of this? 1457 01:31:34,103 --> 01:31:36,863 I don’t know how much he has paid you. 1458 01:31:37,143 --> 01:31:39,023 Naazu. Naazu. She is not a... 1459 01:31:39,103 --> 01:31:40,583 I thought since you are a woman... 1460 01:31:40,663 --> 01:31:42,983 ...you won’t pass judgment so quickly. But... 1461 01:31:43,223 --> 01:31:45,063 I am not judging you. 1462 01:31:45,623 --> 01:31:48,343 It’s your life. You can do whatever you want. 1463 01:31:49,983 --> 01:31:53,943 Not that there is anything wrong in being one but I am not a prostitute. 1464 01:31:54,423 --> 01:31:56,543 I picked him from the dustbin and brought him home. 1465 01:31:56,623 --> 01:31:58,863 Wonder how he became my friend. 1466 01:31:59,063 --> 01:32:00,623 Okay. Seriously. Please open me. 1467 01:32:00,703 --> 01:32:03,743 Mounting on your friend and bitching about his girlfriend... 1468 01:32:03,863 --> 01:32:05,343 ...must be normal for you. 1469 01:32:05,423 --> 01:32:05,983 Right? 1470 01:32:06,063 --> 01:32:08,743 If his girlfriend ditches him and sleeps around with half of Mumbai... 1471 01:32:08,823 --> 01:32:10,023 ...that is allowed. 1472 01:32:11,623 --> 01:32:12,303 Guys! 1473 01:32:13,023 --> 01:32:15,223 Please. Can somebody open me? 1474 01:32:16,063 --> 01:32:16,983 Excuse me. 1475 01:32:17,463 --> 01:32:18,823 I just realized something. 1476 01:32:20,743 --> 01:32:22,423 Both of us are fighting over this idiot. 1477 01:32:22,503 --> 01:32:24,383 And neither of us are his girlfriend. 1478 01:32:25,423 --> 01:32:28,943 Till a few days ago the highlight of his life was... 1479 01:32:29,023 --> 01:32:32,023 ...that he was an expert in making girls go to sleep. 1480 01:32:32,143 --> 01:32:33,463 I mean, that’s bad. 1481 01:32:36,343 --> 01:32:37,503 Okay, Ruby. 1482 01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:38,463 Open me. 1483 01:32:38,543 --> 01:32:39,263 Now. 1484 01:32:41,663 --> 01:32:43,143 Ruby. Ruby! 1485 01:32:44,143 --> 01:32:46,863 - What am I doing here? - Naazu. 1486 01:32:47,383 --> 01:32:48,383 Seriously. 1487 01:32:49,303 --> 01:32:50,343 FOMO. 1488 01:32:52,023 --> 01:32:52,863 Yeah. 1489 01:32:53,623 --> 01:32:55,023 Imagine this. 1490 01:32:55,423 --> 01:32:59,263 One day Zubin becomes so cool that... 1491 01:33:00,903 --> 01:33:02,743 ...I start feeling jealous. 1492 01:33:04,583 --> 01:33:06,063 How pathetic is that? 1493 01:33:08,223 --> 01:33:09,223 Thanks. 1494 01:33:10,863 --> 01:33:12,343 Tell me something. 1495 01:33:13,343 --> 01:33:15,703 Why didn’t you come with him that day? 1496 01:33:19,463 --> 01:33:21,103 I don’t like cheating. 1497 01:33:24,383 --> 01:33:28,423 But after spending one year with Zubin... 1498 01:33:28,983 --> 01:33:31,263 ...anybody would start looking around. 1499 01:33:32,743 --> 01:33:35,743 I am not just talking about that. 1500 01:33:37,943 --> 01:33:39,343 You mean... 1501 01:33:41,423 --> 01:33:43,423 Why are Indians so scared of this word? 1502 01:33:43,503 --> 01:33:44,543 I am a British citizen. 1503 01:33:45,223 --> 01:33:46,943 Passport doesn’t decide your country. 1504 01:33:47,063 --> 01:33:48,343 Okay, guys. Seriously. 1505 01:33:48,463 --> 01:33:50,023 That’s enough. Can you open me? 1506 01:33:50,143 --> 01:33:51,383 Zubin, this is important. 1507 01:33:52,063 --> 01:33:53,223 Not scared. 1508 01:33:54,863 --> 01:33:57,663 But in India telling anybody... 1509 01:33:58,583 --> 01:34:03,063 ...especially your parents that you are breaking up with your boyfriend. 1510 01:34:04,063 --> 01:34:06,823 Because is boring... 1511 01:34:07,703 --> 01:34:10,143 Can you imagine that conversation? 1512 01:34:13,423 --> 01:34:15,263 Moreover, his time-table. 1513 01:34:17,183 --> 01:34:20,103 Of eating, drinking, waking up, crying, sleeping. 1514 01:34:20,543 --> 01:34:22,543 Everything is planned. 1515 01:34:24,023 --> 01:34:25,983 - Absolutely no... - Spontaneity. 1516 01:34:28,543 --> 01:34:30,823 I have got this feedback from many. 1517 01:34:36,263 --> 01:34:38,263 That day I felt… 1518 01:34:41,263 --> 01:34:42,943 ...this is my life. 1519 01:34:44,583 --> 01:34:45,623 And I… 1520 01:34:46,583 --> 01:34:50,463 ...will become moody if I live this life. 1521 01:34:51,303 --> 01:34:52,623 I couldn’t. 1522 01:34:53,223 --> 01:34:55,023 I just couldn’t. 1523 01:35:00,783 --> 01:35:02,263 You are not wrong. 1524 01:35:05,463 --> 01:35:09,423 Your only fault is that you didn’t give him a chance to change. 1525 01:35:11,503 --> 01:35:13,823 Yes. There are many issues in him. 1526 01:35:14,943 --> 01:35:16,983 But issues can be resolved too. 1527 01:35:20,943 --> 01:35:25,783 Both of you need to sit in one room and talk. 1528 01:35:28,703 --> 01:35:30,743 I have to go for work tomorrow morning. 1529 01:35:30,943 --> 01:35:32,623 So wear your clothes and leave. 1530 01:35:33,663 --> 01:35:35,103 Our arrangement is done. 1531 01:36:19,503 --> 01:36:20,423 Wow! 1532 01:36:22,503 --> 01:36:23,583 Baby. 1533 01:36:26,183 --> 01:36:28,303 Whatever you did with her... 1534 01:36:30,623 --> 01:36:32,103 ...I forgive you. 1535 01:36:34,343 --> 01:36:35,823 You forgive me? 1536 01:36:38,823 --> 01:36:39,703 Okay. 1537 01:36:41,223 --> 01:36:42,383 Fine. 1538 01:36:43,223 --> 01:36:44,703 How is this? 1539 01:36:47,583 --> 01:36:50,503 Whatever happened in these five days... 1540 01:36:53,343 --> 01:36:54,423 ...delete it. 1541 01:36:56,263 --> 01:36:58,623 We will never ask each other about it. 1542 01:36:58,783 --> 01:36:59,703 Deal? 1543 01:37:00,423 --> 01:37:01,343 But... 1544 01:37:05,343 --> 01:37:06,583 Okay. 1545 01:37:13,743 --> 01:37:15,623 This feels right. 1546 01:37:18,463 --> 01:37:20,303 I hated being single. 1547 01:37:22,543 --> 01:37:24,743 It feels strange to be alone, right? 1548 01:37:25,783 --> 01:37:26,543 Right? 1549 01:37:26,743 --> 01:37:27,703 You know. 1550 01:37:30,583 --> 01:37:31,943 No. 1551 01:37:32,063 --> 01:37:35,263 I…don’t, actually. 1552 01:37:48,663 --> 01:37:49,703 - Naazu. - Zubin. 1553 01:37:49,783 --> 01:37:50,503 Wait. 1554 01:37:50,583 --> 01:37:52,143 I owe you this. 1555 01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:54,943 Marry me. 1556 01:38:00,263 --> 01:38:01,583 Listen. 1557 01:38:03,063 --> 01:38:06,503 I know I did some things which I shouldn’t have done. 1558 01:38:07,823 --> 01:38:09,023 But I told you. 1559 01:38:10,063 --> 01:38:10,903 Delete it. 1560 01:38:15,943 --> 01:38:16,743 No. 1561 01:38:20,863 --> 01:38:22,183 Are you taking revenge? 1562 01:38:22,383 --> 01:38:23,223 No. 1563 01:38:25,623 --> 01:38:27,103 I don’t want to delete it. 1564 01:38:30,343 --> 01:38:33,823 Ruby and you... 1565 01:38:33,943 --> 01:38:35,343 No. 1566 01:38:38,063 --> 01:38:39,223 I don’t know. 1567 01:38:39,783 --> 01:38:41,343 But that’s not the point. 1568 01:38:42,103 --> 01:38:44,263 What you were saying... 1569 01:38:46,823 --> 01:38:48,223 I just realized. 1570 01:38:51,543 --> 01:38:53,943 I can’t remember the last time I was single. 1571 01:38:54,943 --> 01:38:56,463 It’s almost like… 1572 01:38:58,063 --> 01:39:00,103 ...I am scared to be alone. 1573 01:39:02,063 --> 01:39:03,223 I used to be. 1574 01:39:17,303 --> 01:39:19,063 I am sorry, Naazu. 1575 01:39:21,063 --> 01:39:22,463 I am changing. 1576 01:39:24,103 --> 01:39:26,143 Isn’t this what you also wanted? 1577 01:39:26,903 --> 01:39:27,623 Yes. 1578 01:39:28,863 --> 01:39:30,303 This is what I wanted. 1579 01:39:32,463 --> 01:39:33,663 But not like this. 1580 01:39:40,783 --> 01:39:42,823 "Starvation is better than tasteless food." 1581 01:39:44,703 --> 01:39:45,503 What? 1582 01:39:50,863 --> 01:39:52,783 It’s from a book I am reading. 1583 01:39:53,543 --> 01:39:55,263 Do you know the next line? 1584 01:39:57,903 --> 01:40:00,183 "Loneliness is better than compromise." 1585 01:40:17,783 --> 01:40:23,343 "I was carrying some fragments of sunlight in my hands." 1586 01:40:27,943 --> 01:40:33,223 "In the quest for shade I doused a bit and I burned a bit." 1587 01:40:37,823 --> 01:40:40,503 "My heart was lost amidst clouds." 1588 01:40:40,583 --> 01:40:43,103 "Sunrays opened the window." 1589 01:40:43,143 --> 01:40:46,343 "Dawn broke on the way." 1590 01:40:47,903 --> 01:40:50,223 "The sky was scattered." 1591 01:40:50,303 --> 01:40:53,103 "Droplets paved the way." 1592 01:40:53,183 --> 01:40:56,823 "And created a rainbow in my heart." 1593 01:40:58,223 --> 01:41:03,343 "Grief has started soaring." 1594 01:41:03,543 --> 01:41:08,263 "Grief has started blending." 1595 01:41:08,663 --> 01:41:18,263 "Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams." 1596 01:41:20,783 --> 01:41:22,583 Didn’t you feel scared? 1597 01:41:22,703 --> 01:41:23,703 For what? 1598 01:41:23,863 --> 01:41:26,543 What if you guys had not met each other? 1599 01:41:28,863 --> 01:41:31,383 You know, that’s the problem with love stories. 1600 01:41:31,983 --> 01:41:35,743 They have destroyed the reputation of being alone. 1601 01:41:36,263 --> 01:41:39,063 What is this romantic concept of soul mates? 1602 01:41:39,343 --> 01:41:41,703 You will meet such a person in your life... 1603 01:41:41,943 --> 01:41:43,623 ...who will make you feel whole. 1604 01:41:43,823 --> 01:41:47,183 Basically, your happiness lies in somebody else’s hands. 1605 01:41:49,863 --> 01:41:52,103 No. What we need to worry about is... 1606 01:41:52,223 --> 01:41:54,663 ...becoming whole on our own. 1607 01:42:04,223 --> 01:42:09,143 "Grief has started soaring." 1608 01:42:09,383 --> 01:42:14,103 "Grief has started blending." 1609 01:42:14,423 --> 01:42:23,223 "Grief has started living somewhere in my dreams." 1610 01:42:28,223 --> 01:42:32,583 "There are many sagas in these moments." 1611 01:42:33,223 --> 01:42:38,423 "It tells us to live in the moment." 1612 01:42:38,583 --> 01:42:42,783 "Breaths are throbbing." 1613 01:42:43,543 --> 01:42:48,583 "It tells us to live in words." 1614 01:42:48,783 --> 01:42:52,983 "Humans have many memories." 1615 01:42:53,783 --> 01:42:58,543 "It tells us to live merrily." 1616 01:42:59,103 --> 01:43:03,343 "There are many desires in words." 1617 01:43:04,063 --> 01:43:09,023 "It tells us to live colourfully." 1618 01:44:40,423 --> 01:44:41,343 Hey! 1619 01:44:42,383 --> 01:44:43,103 Uncle! 1620 01:44:43,863 --> 01:44:44,823 Wow! 1621 01:44:45,063 --> 01:44:45,943 All this... 1622 01:44:46,103 --> 01:44:48,303 You and here? 1623 01:44:48,823 --> 01:44:49,823 What is going on? 1624 01:44:49,903 --> 01:44:52,703 She has opened a café. She needs a good cook. 1625 01:44:53,423 --> 01:44:54,383 Thank God. 1626 01:44:56,103 --> 01:44:58,423 But Ruby…Rubaiyat... 1627 01:44:58,503 --> 01:45:00,343 Ruby will do. 1628 01:45:00,743 --> 01:45:01,623 What is she doing? 1629 01:45:01,703 --> 01:45:03,623 What she knows best. 1630 01:45:03,863 --> 01:45:05,463 Helping people. 1631 01:45:05,703 --> 01:45:07,783 - She has become a therapist. - No. She is studying. 1632 01:45:08,303 --> 01:45:11,383 But nowadays she is making people shed inhibitions. 1633 01:45:11,823 --> 01:45:13,583 Money? Bank? 1634 01:45:13,863 --> 01:45:15,463 You know about money. 1635 01:45:15,663 --> 01:45:17,503 She is not good. I am. 1636 01:45:17,663 --> 01:45:19,663 I had saved some money. It came to use. 1637 01:45:19,943 --> 01:45:20,823 Will you have tea? 1638 01:45:20,903 --> 01:45:22,783 Papa, he cannot even understand English properly. 1639 01:45:22,863 --> 01:45:23,903 You have started talking in Bengali. 1640 01:45:23,983 --> 01:45:26,623 Who speaks English in this wretched country? 1641 01:45:27,023 --> 01:45:28,143 Are you stalking me? 1642 01:45:28,583 --> 01:45:29,303 Yes. 1643 01:45:29,503 --> 01:45:30,783 Seriously? 1644 01:45:31,703 --> 01:45:34,023 That’s all the faith you have in your therapy? 1645 01:45:34,223 --> 01:45:35,583 I came to ask for coffee. 1646 01:45:35,783 --> 01:45:36,983 The next session is at 2. 1647 01:45:37,063 --> 01:45:38,743 Walk and talk. I have a lot of work. 1648 01:45:38,783 --> 01:45:40,023 I can see that. 1649 01:45:40,383 --> 01:45:42,383 So finally, you took your father’s help. 1650 01:45:42,463 --> 01:45:43,783 I didn’t have any other option. 1651 01:45:43,903 --> 01:45:45,583 He went directly to the bank. 1652 01:45:45,983 --> 01:45:47,223 What about hell? 1653 01:45:47,743 --> 01:45:49,543 Both will go there together. 1654 01:45:50,223 --> 01:45:51,143 Seriously. 1655 01:45:51,223 --> 01:45:52,703 Why have you come here? 1656 01:45:52,983 --> 01:45:54,223 I have come to propose you. 1657 01:45:54,303 --> 01:45:55,383 Oh man! 1658 01:45:55,503 --> 01:45:57,823 Don’t be such a Ruby. At least hear me out. 1659 01:45:58,583 --> 01:46:00,863 Friendship is rarer than love. 1660 01:46:01,823 --> 01:46:02,903 St. Guru. 1661 01:46:03,983 --> 01:46:04,903 Funny. 1662 01:46:05,383 --> 01:46:08,183 You know, you just pick a human you met and you think. 1663 01:46:08,583 --> 01:46:10,303 Yeah. I like this one. 1664 01:46:10,623 --> 01:46:11,703 Let’s do things together. 1665 01:46:15,983 --> 01:46:17,743 I have learnt to stay single. 1666 01:46:19,503 --> 01:46:21,743 But I miss having a friend. 1667 01:46:25,183 --> 01:46:26,623 Ruby, I have spent my whole life... 1668 01:46:26,703 --> 01:46:29,183 ...within a radius of 2 km from my colony. 1669 01:46:30,103 --> 01:46:31,743 Now I want to see the world. 1670 01:46:33,023 --> 01:46:34,423 I don’t have any plans. 1671 01:46:34,703 --> 01:46:36,543 I have just embarked on a journey. 1672 01:46:37,263 --> 01:46:38,583 Let’s see what happens. 1673 01:46:38,983 --> 01:46:40,823 Zubin without any plans. 1674 01:46:41,383 --> 01:46:43,303 Hey! You were the best thing I never planned. 1675 01:46:43,583 --> 01:46:46,263 Zubin, that’s sweet. 1676 01:46:47,343 --> 01:46:48,343 And true. 1677 01:46:53,143 --> 01:46:54,903 I am in London for six months. 1678 01:46:55,863 --> 01:46:56,943 Transfer. 1679 01:46:57,223 --> 01:47:00,743 After that I don’t know where I will go. 1680 01:47:03,383 --> 01:47:05,863 All I know is that I don’t want to delete you. 1681 01:47:07,223 --> 01:47:08,023 Friends? 1682 01:47:09,023 --> 01:47:10,903 Fine. Friends. 1683 01:47:14,783 --> 01:47:16,703 "Embrace this moment." 1684 01:47:17,503 --> 01:47:18,823 "This moment is your life." 1685 01:47:18,903 --> 01:47:20,223 No way. 1686 01:47:21,063 --> 01:47:23,303 Okay. Seriously impressed now. 1687 01:47:24,423 --> 01:47:25,903 Are you sure you are not flirting with me? 1688 01:47:25,983 --> 01:47:27,263 Yuck, Rubaiyat. 1689 01:47:27,423 --> 01:47:29,903 Who the hell says flirting anymore? 1690 01:47:32,303 --> 01:47:33,663 At the moment, no. 1691 01:47:33,983 --> 01:47:35,383 But I can’t guarantee you about the future. 1692 01:47:35,463 --> 01:47:37,263 I knew it. Stalker. 109759