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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,129 Where do you think the trash goes 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,714 when you put it down the chute? 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:09,134 Maybe it goes to California. 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,602 Thrilling news! 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,889 I've finally built the labyrinth I've always wanted. 6 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,683 What's a labyrinth? It's an elaborate maze 7 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,777 filled with riddles and monsters. 8 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,855 Monsters? You ask a lot of questions, Smith. 9 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,482 Well, here's a statement. 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,783 I'm in a good mood, too. 11 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,152 Tonight's family game night at my house. 12 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,512 Family game night?! 13 00:00:28,712 --> 00:00:30,030 Why didn't you say so?! 14 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,698 Get out of here, Smith! 15 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:35,035 Everyone, please remember, 16 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:37,004 you do not need to come into work 17 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:40,415 if you have family game night, a tickle in your throat, 18 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,377 or see any unlucky numbers on your drive in. 19 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,388 Left hand... red. 20 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,521 Left hand... red? That's impossible. 21 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,631 This stupid game's rigged against me. 22 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,900 Whose idea was this? I bet it was yours. 23 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:09,194 Steve, you've been coming for my throne for years. 24 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,029 But never forget where you came from... 25 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,573 my balls. 26 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,286 My bad. 27 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,121 It's right foot... green. 28 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,290 Hey! I'm already on green. 29 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,711 Stan wins! 30 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,382 Now, without further ado, 31 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,634 I will celebrate in the traditional manner. 32 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:38,724 Looks like another 33 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,935 victorious game night for Stan! 34 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,980 Why do we always let Mr. S win at game night? 35 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:48,317 He's such a bad loser that we really have no other option. 36 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,570 Believe me. It kills me to see that man happy. 37 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,823 Yeah, when dad loses, he gets toxic. 38 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,913 That's four! 39 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,956 I win! 40 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,417 I know you cheated and I know you watch me and your mom 41 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,885 do it, you little creepo. 42 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,755 Francine, I don't love you anymore. 43 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,341 And you! You're not very good at basketball. 44 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,016 Joke's on him. That only fueled me 45 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,736 to take my game to the next level. 46 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:26,522 Well, I would like to win every once in a while. 47 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,482 And I would like my butt to smell like 48 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,150 strawberries and not butthole. 49 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,361 But neither is happening, Jeffy, my boy! 50 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,828 Isn't anyone gonna ask me what I'm eating? 51 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:42,921 It's foie gras. 52 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,706 I just tried it for the first time 53 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,759 at Frog Ross's Foie Gras-taurant. 54 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,378 Roger, you know how they make that stuff? 55 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,171 It is disgusting and cruel. 56 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,473 They force-feed geese 57 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,842 until their fattened livers are bursting. 58 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,176 With flavor. 59 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,886 I was so full, I barely even wanted 60 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,680 to stop at Burger King afterward. 61 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,061 Hey, Stan. 62 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,655 Cool to see you in my alcove. 63 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,898 Are you trying to hide a dirty rag? 64 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,525 That's why most people come in here. 65 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,986 I'm trying to pick out something for tonight's game night, 66 00:03:14,186 --> 00:03:16,321 but I've won all these. It's getting boring. 67 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,699 If you really want a game that will shake things up... 68 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,827 I'm not doing sex dice with my family. 69 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,996 We don't have to invite the family. 70 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:31,044 Sir, is something wrong? 71 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,005 You seem a little off today. 72 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,215 Is this about that botched coup 73 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:37,259 where we paid the Libyan dictator's barber 74 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,719 to give him an embarrassing haircut, 75 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,679 but then everybody loved the haircut 76 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,431 and his power only grew stronger? 77 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,349 It's my damned labyrinth. 78 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,818 No one can escape it. 79 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,687 If no one wins, I can't congratulate them. 80 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,565 And I already know what I'm going to say. 81 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:54,193 "Attaboy! You finished my labyrinth, 82 00:03:54,393 --> 00:03:55,777 and I'm proud of you!" 83 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:59,114 Sir, I think I have the answer to your prayers. 84 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,367 Maybe you didn't hear earlier today when I was in my house, 85 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,037 but I'm a little bored of all the games my family owns. 86 00:04:05,237 --> 00:04:06,380 Oh, no! 87 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,715 I need a challenge. 88 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,625 You know what we should do... 89 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,586 We should kiss. No. I should play your labyrinth. 90 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,171 Yes, of course. 91 00:04:14,371 --> 00:04:15,756 Now on to that kiss 92 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,925 you've been begging me for. 93 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,806 I went to buy some foie gras, 94 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,141 but it was too expensive, 95 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,435 so I did the next-best thing. 96 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,813 Meet Ross, Chandler, Joey, Monica, Rachel, 97 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:35,034 and Phoebe, my geese! 98 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:38,153 I grabbed them from the park to make my own foie gras. 99 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,572 This is a very good idea, Roger. 100 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,075 I am 100% on board. 101 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,120 Follow me, please. 102 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,887 For this week's game night, 103 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,256 I have something a little different planned. 104 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,132 It already feels a little different. 105 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,134 We're gonna do a labyrinth. 106 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,178 Come on. 107 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,682 I really don't feel like doing a labyrinth tonight. 108 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,434 I'll do anything to get off this noisy-ass elevator. 109 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,437 Dinging when the door opens, beeping on every floor. 110 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,815 We get it! You're an elevator! 111 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,650 I'm sure it won't take that lo... 112 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:17,818 Gulp. 113 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:25,701 The one time I forget my Rollerblades. 114 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:31,206 This is a strange thing the government built. 115 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:40,641 Hi! I'm Grunklebean, A.K.A. "The Cool Bean." 116 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,886 Can anyone tell me what happened in the Tampa Bay Lightning game? 117 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,597 This lady's hilarious. 118 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,229 What the hell is this place? 119 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,315 Great question. I'll have my Groban 120 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,658 explain everything. 121 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,952 What's a Groban? Great question. 122 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,738 I'll have my Groban explain everything. 123 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,243 Welcome to the labyrinth 124 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:11,038 In the CIA basementh 125 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:14,166 It's a maze filled with riddles 126 00:06:14,366 --> 00:06:17,211 And puzzles and challenges 127 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:20,347 And tons of freaky-ass creatures 128 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,592 Ooh, ooh, yeah If you get into trouble 129 00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:26,595 Ooh, yeah Bullock will rescue and bring you home 130 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:29,056 But if you want to win 131 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,225 You got to make it to that Toyota Tacoma 132 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:34,353 Make it to that Toyota Tacoma 133 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:36,488 Take it, Dr. Dubs! 134 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,941 That's right, Dr. Dubs comin' straight from the streets 135 00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:41,401 In my lab, I make monsters and sick-ass beats 136 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:44,196 Now, there's only one rule in this place I'm so proud of 137 00:06:44,396 --> 00:06:47,699 You gotta make sure you don't fall in lo-ove 138 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,288 Enjoy the labyrinth! 139 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,387 Hiya! 140 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,589 I'm Werb-Berg the Woober. 141 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,516 This is my puzzle palace. 142 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:08,428 To pass, you must parse my puzzling puzzle. 143 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,222 Got it. Physical challenge. 144 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,027 Dad, I think this floor is a puzzle. 145 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:18,605 The floor? Don't you dare touch that beautiful mosaic. 146 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,065 It's a puzzle. 147 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,155 Did I not make that clear enough? 148 00:07:22,355 --> 00:07:24,403 It's not you, Wahlberg. You're fine. 149 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,613 We got a whole thing going on. 150 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:29,157 Maybe we should do the puzzle? 151 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,994 Aha! 152 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,871 It's a gingerbread wall. 153 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,667 This place is rigged. 154 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,961 I should have expected this from a scum-sucking, 155 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,172 bottom-feeding Woober. What?! 156 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,841 Oh, no! Bad-loser alert. 157 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:50,304 Let's finish... quick! 158 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,441 Good job, Stan! 159 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:06,195 You bit the right rock. 160 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,988 Yeah, I did. 161 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,406 This is my labyrinth. 162 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,951 No. I will not clap. 163 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,621 Jesus, Jeff! Who cares? 164 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,089 It's just making a noise 165 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,833 by slapping two meat sticks together. 166 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,461 It doesn't mean anything. 167 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,098 Oh, baby! 168 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,716 This smells so good! 169 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,218 Okay, what's the next step? 170 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,136 This is all pretty sick and twisted. 171 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,639 You have to force-feed the geese several times 172 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,140 a day with this thing. 173 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,775 It's called a gavage. 174 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:40,187 I'm sure they like it. Look, I'll try some. 175 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,397 This is kind of good. 176 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,818 Really good! I can't get enough! 177 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,724 When I signed up to help you, Roger, 178 00:08:52,924 --> 00:08:55,327 I didn't know it would be so corny. 179 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,129 Thank you. 180 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,498 But that joke's in this book. 181 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,546 Like my orb? Yes. 182 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:09,007 Aaaand are you enjoying my labyrinth? 183 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,343 Well, the craftmanship is a little bit shoddy, 184 00:09:11,543 --> 00:09:13,846 And there's more duct tape... 185 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,814 It doesn't matter what you think 186 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,642 This is my labyrinth so just shut up 187 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,772 Hello. I am The Riddle Lord. 188 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,111 Cool, man. I'm Steve. 189 00:09:25,311 --> 00:09:26,608 Let's hear that riddle. 190 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,322 I build up castles. 191 00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:30,195 I tear down mountains. 192 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,864 I make some men blind. 193 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,032 I help others to see. 194 00:09:34,232 --> 00:09:35,450 What am I? 195 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,785 Stevie Wonder! Final answer! 196 00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:39,788 What? That makes zero sense. 197 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,165 Got it. It's sand. 198 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,377 Stan! You were right! 199 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,422 It was Stevie Wonder. 200 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,799 No. Stop Cabbage Patching! 201 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,969 I'm sick of letting you win everything! Letting me win? 202 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:56,054 Yeah. That's what we're doing now and have been doing 203 00:09:56,254 --> 00:09:58,432 every game night for years. 204 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:01,977 I've been tricking you... me, Jeff, 205 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:05,898 the guy who's still legally not allowed to use scissors. 206 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,779 My dumb ass has been fooling you, 207 00:10:08,979 --> 00:10:11,820 all because you're such a bad loser. 208 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:13,739 What? Is this true? 209 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,575 Well, you do get a little mean when you lose. 210 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:17,910 Rebuttal. 211 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,578 Fuck you! I'm never mean, 212 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,455 you **** fucking gutter turds. 213 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,248 You fucking **** **** 214 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,713 Father, why do the people fight so? 215 00:10:25,913 --> 00:10:28,337 Don't judge them, my sweet Groban. 216 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,464 It's just human nature. 217 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:32,591 Yeah, that's right. I can talk. 218 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,594 You know what? I'll show you how wrong you are. 219 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,471 I'm going to beat this labyrinth on my own, 220 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,894 and you'll see just how great I am at games. 221 00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:42,476 It's not that you're bad at games, Stan. 222 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,811 It's that you're a bad loser. 223 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,614 Although, you are very, very bad at games. 224 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,442 You tried to eat the plastic hippos when we played 225 00:10:50,642 --> 00:10:52,027 Hungry Hungry Hippos. 226 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:53,487 Tried? 227 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:55,572 I ate every last one. 228 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,452 Actually, there's another riddle to pick the doors. 229 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,870 Suck it, Riddle Lord! 230 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,758 Cheer up. I'll hear your riddle. 231 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,211 Alright. A Jew, a blonde, and a gay are stuck on a houseboat. 232 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,467 Another puzzle. 233 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,348 This isn't a puzzle, bud. 234 00:11:17,548 --> 00:11:19,388 It's just a dead end. 235 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,807 Every dead end is a blocked highway, 236 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,810 and every day is a winding road... 237 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,646 Sheryl Crow. 238 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:34,403 This bone piano is not here by accident. 239 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,530 It must be the key to opening the door. 240 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,294 Geez, Louise, Hayley! 241 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,872 I said open the "door," not the "floor." 242 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:53,797 I didn't know labyrinths had an essay portion. 243 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,013 Here you go, Professor Lasagna. 244 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,603 Interestingly, you all wrote lengthy defenses 245 00:12:04,803 --> 00:12:07,979 of the man in the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside," 246 00:12:08,179 --> 00:12:11,356 even though the question was about the Civil War. 247 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,700 C-minus. 248 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,526 You may pass. 249 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,535 I can't believe we got through the last three challenges 250 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,287 just by flashing my cooter. 251 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,872 Mom, that's not how we got through those. 252 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,207 We kept telling you to stop. 253 00:12:28,407 --> 00:12:29,374 Attaboy! 254 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,792 You finished my labyrinth, 255 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,920 and I'm proud of you! 256 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:42,721 Where are you taking me? 257 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,265 I'm not leaving until I get through this labyrinth. 258 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,934 You think I'm a loser. 259 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,228 I'm gonna stay here and prove it. 260 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,896 Prove that you're a loser? 261 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,981 You know what I meant. Game night isn't over 262 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,191 until I say it is. 263 00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,116 Uhp, got a calendar alert. 264 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,452 We're supposed to get your dad out of the labyrinth 265 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,621 if he's still stuck there after a month. 266 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,290 Cool sack, Rog. 267 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,792 Yeah, cool sack. 268 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,126 That's my liver! 269 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,632 We need to go back to the labyrinth to get Stan. 270 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,950 What's a labyrinth? 271 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:21,426 Your life's dream? 272 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,762 Toyota Tacoma? 273 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,098 The Groban?! 274 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,933 Oh, that place. 275 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,568 Yeah, it got weird down there, 276 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,813 so I just locked it up and kind of forgot about it. 277 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:36,441 But if you want to go back there, knock yourself out. 278 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,197 Good luck finding your friend. 279 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,205 Bullock really let this place go. 280 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,049 You shouldn't have come back here. 281 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,722 Dad?! Now wait next door 282 00:14:02,922 --> 00:14:04,553 in the Puzzle Palace. 283 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:06,597 As you can see, I'm trying to take a poop. 284 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,615 It's really gone to hell down here. 285 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,817 Sorry it doesn't look like the perfect people 286 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,360 you follow on Instagram. 287 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,453 This is real life. 288 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,455 What have you been doing down here? 289 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,991 I tried to get out, but you guys were right. 290 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,326 I suck at games. 291 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,161 I'm a loser. Don't worry. 292 00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:30,296 We'll work together 293 00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,247 and get you out of here. Fine. 294 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,875 Let me just swing by my place and grab a few things. 295 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,468 Your place? 296 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,004 Sorry it's so messy right now. 297 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,469 Hey, Dad, why are there two pillows? 298 00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:44,092 Oh, Stan, I didn't know we had company. 299 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:50,682 Guys, th... this is Herbert, my roommate. 300 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,894 Herbert, this is my friend, Francine. 301 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,063 Grunklebean killed himself? 302 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,775 Not sure. We've had a few plagues. 303 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,736 This place was paradise before you came here. 304 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,071 I moved here from Hawaii! 305 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,664 Come on. Let's get through 306 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,699 this labyrinth and get you home. 307 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,284 Take us with you. 308 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:10,786 I want to try a cronut 309 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:12,788 while they're still all the rage. 310 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,123 Yeah. Or maybe everyone else leaves, 311 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,775 and me and Stan stay here forever. 312 00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:18,585 Whatever. We'll figure it out. 313 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,048 Grody. 314 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,716 What the hell happened to this water? 315 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:27,261 It's not so bad. 316 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:32,224 These walls are weakened by the termites. 317 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,893 We're not termites. 318 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,062 We're Flermites. 319 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,530 Shut up! Just... Just shut up! 320 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,899 I've had it up to here with Floobles and Grungles 321 00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:42,484 and Gogurts and Snoobrals 322 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,703 and Deeples and Scoozers and Snackrats. 323 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,781 I can't take it anymore! I'm as mad as a Wuznut! 324 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,913 I'm sorry. I got carried away there. 325 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,540 I actually like Snoobrals. 326 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,088 I don't get why I'm so fat. 327 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,758 My corn mix is only 1 Weight Watchers point. 328 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:09,428 Per teaspoon? Boy. 329 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,014 #GooseLife. 330 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,433 #TakeAGanderAtMyGeese. 331 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,943 #BuildTheWall. 332 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,645 Is that an Instagram? Are you crazy?! 333 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,773 You've just sent out a beacon to all the geese killers out there. 334 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,817 Don't be silly. 335 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,411 Sully Sullenberger! 336 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,779 The pilot hero of the Hudson?! 337 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,617 And Frog Ross, a man who needs no introduction? 338 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,702 Those geese are mine, Sully. 339 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:36,288 I need them for my Foie Gras-taurant. 340 00:16:36,488 --> 00:16:38,290 No way, Ross-ay. 341 00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:41,710 I will be the one who kills those geese, not you. 342 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,836 Sully? 343 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:44,213 Is this revenge 344 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,881 for the geese that flew into your engine? 345 00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,975 No. I've always hated geese. 346 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,802 I flew that plane into them on purpose. 347 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,554 You see, as a child, 348 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,140 both my parents died in a car accident 349 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,851 while they were on their way to see the movie "Geese," 350 00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,854 starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. 351 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,732 Wait. Don't fight. I have a solution. 352 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,692 Sully's dead. 353 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,487 Wow. So he is. 354 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,406 Now give me those geese or I'll kill all y'all! 355 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,741 Are you hungry? 356 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,910 I'm always hungry. 357 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,162 Sharpen up my knife. Chopping off my liver. 358 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,372 Sizzle-sizzle, pop-pop. 359 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,207 Cinnamon! 360 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,005 Wonder why that happened. 361 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,217 Foie gras-sta la vista, babies. 362 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,851 Alright, Professor Lasagna, what's the essay this time? 363 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,227 No essays. 364 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:43,063 We fight to the death! 365 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,233 Lasagna, who put the Grunkle in your beans? 366 00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,776 Nice, babe. You've been wanting 367 00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,528 to say that for years. 368 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,243 Everybody, now! 369 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:07,379 We defeated him through the power of knots! 370 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,050 Oh, no. 371 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,760 Spikes. 372 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,137 Don't worry. I've got the perfect 373 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:18,599 labyrinth hack for this. 374 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,351 Luckily, this place is filled with corpses. 375 00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:31,445 Stan, I think one's still alive. 376 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,655 Why do I feel embarrassed? 377 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,240 Oh, dude, my bad. 378 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,160 Sorry. 379 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,495 Pardon us. 380 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,715 Oh, no! 381 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,833 Jeff, you got to be more careful. 382 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,169 Noooooo! 383 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,762 Herbert, you saved my life. 384 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,932 But I broke Dr. Weitzman's one rule. 385 00:19:00,132 --> 00:19:03,310 You did? I fell in love. 386 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,939 With who? Riddle Lord? 387 00:19:07,139 --> 00:19:08,240 That guy's ugly! 388 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,858 Why couldn't you love me?! 389 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:15,864 We made it! We did it! 390 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,283 A Nissan Frontier? 391 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,787 Man, this place has gotten worse than I thought. 392 00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:23,622 Guys, thank you. 393 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,374 Living with all these awful creatures... 394 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,925 who never had my back! 395 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,878 Made me really appreciate you showing up. 396 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,298 Even though I was a total dick, you never gave up on me. 397 00:19:33,498 --> 00:19:36,635 Because we're not monsters in a labyrinth, Stan. 398 00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:37,886 We're a family. 399 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:40,848 I've never thought about it that way. 400 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,374 Come on. Let's go home. 401 00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:44,059 You're not going anywhere! 402 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,894 This is for killing my husband... 403 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,856 I mean flusband! 404 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,555 We're back at the beginning? 405 00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,740 I can't believe this shit. 406 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,125 Welcome to... 407 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,144 Honey, it's gonna be okay. 408 00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:03,820 We live in this labyrinth now. 409 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,367 It's not so bad down here. 410 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:06,915 Let's get some snacks. 411 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,502 Snacks? This is all garbage. 412 00:20:10,702 --> 00:20:12,796 It leads to the snacks. 413 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,388 You got us out of the labyrinth! 414 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,098 Dad, this is amazing! 415 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,601 No, no. We're just getting snacks. 416 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,186 Now, who wants some Takis? 417 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,729 Dad, we're out of the labyrinth. 418 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,898 You did it! You saved us! 419 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,357 I did? Wait! 420 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,660 I did! I won! 421 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:39,031 Oh, the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride 422 00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,199 You're toxic, I'm slippin' under 423 00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:43,368 With a taste of a poison paradise 424 00:20:43,568 --> 00:20:45,838 Grunklebean! You've alive! 425 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:48,123 Of course. That's just how I sleep. 426 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:51,084 Don't you know that you're toxic? 427 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,012 And I love what you do 428 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:54,588 Don't you know that you're toxic? 429 00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:55,923 Is it a problem 430 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,883 that all these monsters are getting loose? 431 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:58,967 Probably. 432 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:03,889 Bye! Have a beautiful time! 30363