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OK, guys, Intimacy Week's
coming up.
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How do you feel about that?
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Is that you in in bed for
the rest of the day now, is it?
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Are you having a breakdown? Ha.
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Oh, no, it's not that
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Married at First Sight Australia
horseshit again?
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Oh, two people looking for love
is horseshit, is it?
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They're not looking for love.
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They're looking for fame so they
can sell sunglasses on TikTok,
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as if getting married
wasn't tacky enough.
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Bloody hell, he doesn't
even like weddings now!
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Get yourself in debt
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so you can pretend to your friends
you live in a fairy tale? You knobs.
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Oh, you cynical old man!
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What job is it anyway?
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Weirdly, it's an actual wedding,
down near Wolves.
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Well, you tell that couple
from me to
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"cherish every single moment
they're together
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"cos that's what soulmates do."
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What?!
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It's what Cheryl's just said
to Digga in episode one. Aww!
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Yep, weddings.
Meaningless sentiment.
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See you later.
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CHATTER
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All right, Wicky? All right, Jack?
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What happened?
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Mad one. So, wedding reception's
about to start,
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some bloke in a balaclava comes in,
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smacks one of the guests round
the head with a baseball bat.
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Bloody hell! Dead?
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Nah, he'll have a bloody headache
though.
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Ketchup all over the shop.
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One of the guests tackled him,
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so we've got the toerag in custody,
but he won't talk.
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Just letting them get on with it.
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Get on with what?
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Father of the bride wants to
carry on with the reception.
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Eh?! You'll see when you meet him.
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Legend.
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Ah.
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Where's Ruth? She's at home,
watching some reality shit.
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About time you made
an honest woman of her, innit?
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Eh? Shut up!
Why would we want all this nonsense?
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All women want to get married,
Wicky.
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They want to have
their princess day.
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Jesus, Jack, you can't say that
sort of thing any more, mate.
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You'll get cancelled. You'll have
to go and work in Nando's.
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I didn't say it. Lorraine Kelly did.
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Why are you watching Lorraine?
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Personal choice.
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Here we go!
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Legend alert!
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The cavalry arrives!
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Not before time, son.
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We've got a bloody big train
to get back on the tracks here.
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Right, go on.
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Sorry, I don't...
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He knows. Course he knows!
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Come on.
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I... I really don't...
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Just sing the song
if you want, mate.
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Song?
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Bob Mammot's your king!
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He knows, he's just being polite.
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Right, kid, this is for you.
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Oh, we're not allowed, Bob.
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Hey, hey, you know,
you've been as good as gold
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and we could do without all this
getting in the press, you know.
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And you're going to keep it
on the downlow, yeah? Take it.
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Cheers, Bob.
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I'll have a vape in the panda,
make sure you're not disturbed.
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Right.
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Wicky. Wicky.
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Here's me hand, right?
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Here's me heart.
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Now, I've heard you're
the best in the business.
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I'm going to need you to perform
some miracles here, son.
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Come this way.
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So what was the attack
all about, then?
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Total mystery.
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Professional jealousy, probably.
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Oh, yeah? A lot of that in
the storage world, is there?
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Yeah. Who else has facilities in
Stourbridge, Dudley and West Brom?
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No-one! Oh!
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And it's going to take more than
a hoodie swinging his dick around
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to derail a Mammot wedding.
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Thought he was swinging
a baseball bat round?
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Hey, have a bit of respect, kid.
A man was hurt.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Dave, there's canapes
and fizz in there, son.
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Give your missus a break
from the prosecco.
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Cheap twot.
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Right, you need to get a wriggle on.
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Keep this on the downlow.
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Jasper Carrott's going to be
here in a minute.
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Right.
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Master of ceremonies.
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Ah.
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Thought he'd retired.
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HE thought he had...
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..until he saw how many zeros
were on the end of the cheque.
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Three. Ah!
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With a four in front.
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Four grand. Four grand, yeah. Yeah.
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Also, I hurt my wrist
writing one out for UB40 -
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featuring Ali Campbell.
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Oh, right.
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Are they going to play Red Red Wine?
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Well, we're not going to
have the first dance to
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Rat In Mi Kitchen are we, you plum?
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Any more stupid questions?
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Yeah, one.
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Who was it who got hit?
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It was me dad!
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Oh, God, I'm sorry. I...
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Who would want to hurt your dad?
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We built this empire together.
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Me and me dad are the biggest
storage providers
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in the Black Country.
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Maybe it was cutting the head off
the storage snake.
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He's my rock, Wicky. My rock.
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They wouldn't lie and say
he wasn't OK if he wasn't OK,
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they wouldn't do that,
would they, Wicky?!
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No, I'm sure if they said
he'll be fine, he'll be fine.
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Yeah.
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You're a good man, Wicky.
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I can see that.
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I won't forget this.
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I mean, do you even know
your inside leg measurement?
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What about this, then? All right?
Yeah, it's nice.
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Oh, here he is, my worst half!
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Hello! Hello!
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You're not going to believe this,
Bob, I just caught
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the Right Honourable David Quince MP
trying to sneak out!
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Oh, yeah, you're not
going anywhere, sir. Well...
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Let's get you a drink.
I think I've had quite enough.
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Oh, he says he's had enough.
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We'd never live it down, would we?!
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"MP seen leaving Mammot
wedding sober."
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No? No, thank you, to that headline.
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I think in the circumstances
it would be best I left.
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I think the press might see it
as a...
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David! I will not have you leave
the wedding of the year!
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And there's no press coming - other
than the ones I've paid for.
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Got a double-page shoot in the...
West Midlands Now.
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Yeah, and we've got this big
lad here,
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he's going to clear up the mess.
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All right? We've met before.
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I doubt it, I doubt that very much.
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Now, David, I would love to talk you
through the wedding menu...
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We have met before.
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Do you remember? you came down
my local pub for a photo shoot
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during the election.
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Not seen you since, though.
Typical politician.
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I imagine a politician is a bit busy
to sip pints with a cleaner.
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Crime scene cleaner.
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Hey, don't worry about that pint
that you left by the way.
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My mate Weasel mine-swept it.
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He's not bought a drink in 12 years,
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not bad for a functioning alcoholic.
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I say functioning,
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he shat himself.
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David, would you excuse me
for a moment
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while I handle this gentleman?
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Wicky.
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I shall show "the cleaner"
to where he is needed.
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Don't let him leave!
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Right, OK, so,
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get chugging on that, David.
Ooh, er...
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Hey. Oh!
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Sorry, but am I not cleaning
this first?
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Oh, sorry.
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Just thought it might be nice to
get the blood off
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my daughter's
23-grand wedding dress first!
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Come!
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It's quality that,
it's been soaked in oak or summat!
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SOBBING
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Mum! How is he?
Is he going to be OK?
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Who? Grandad, of course!
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He's fine! You just focus on being
the perfect bride.
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Get her slap sorted, Tara.
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It's a disaster.
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Look at me!
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Oh, you look gorgeous, Anne-Marie.
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Why would anyone want to hurt
Grandad?
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Tell her she looks like an angel,
Ravi.
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You do, you look well fit.
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Like an angel! Like an angel, yeah.
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There you go. Thank God this one
was here to tackle the little shit.
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We owe you, Ravi, don't we,
Anne-Marie?
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Yeah, thanks, Rav.
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Anything for you.
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You was a hero, Ravi.
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Like a Brummie Jason Statham.
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GIGGLING
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Hey, you're Ravi Singh?!
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Yeah. That's mad!
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I saw you score
against Brentford this season!
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Yeah,
that was a good goal, that.
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Hey, congratulations, by the way.
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Ta.
Oi, Cleaning Tower of Pisa,
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you're not here to spot celebrities.
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There's a bride there.
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Yeah, all right, I was just...
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I'm surprised to see him.
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How you doing? You all right?
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Never mind the therapy,
get that muck off her veil!
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Can you get it off?
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Hey, do bears shit in the woods?
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Oh! You show some respect.
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It's my little girl's wedding day.
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Fucking bears shitting in the woods.
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Hey, Tara, hoick them jugs up.
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We need a bit of glamour in
the photos.
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Give it here, I'll go and soak it
for you.
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Oh, I'll get a picture for Insta,
babe.
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Not when I look like this!
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Yeah, maybe let me clean her up
first, eh, girls?
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I think maybe we just cancel
it all, Mum.
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What? Are you a Mammot or a mouse?
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Cancel? Have you any idea
how much all of this cost?
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You think Jasper Carrott,
Ali Campbell
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and Noddy Holder are free?!
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I told you,
I don't know who they are!
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Who's all this for?
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So ungrateful.
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For you, my girl.
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To make you
the bride of the fucking century!
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Can we go and see Grandad?
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What for? He's off his nut on
morphine.
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We have got a schedule as tight
as a gnat's chuff, my girl.
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You stay focused.
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I spoke to your dad before,
he said he's going to be fine.
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Your grandad, I mean.
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And he's an old comedian.
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He had a hit about a funky moped.
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Jasper Carrott.
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It's less relevant. I should have
bailed at the grandad fact.
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Bollocks, we're supposed to be
throwing the bouquet!
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Come on, girls,
the photographer's on the clock.
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She don't need a veil
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to throw a bunch of flowers
over her fucking shoulder.
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I just wanted a normal wedding!
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Mammots are not normal.
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Ravi, love, do you mind helping
Bob move the cake?
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No problem, Mrs M.
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Cheer up, Anne-Marie.
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You look... Like an angel.
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Yeah, like an angel.
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Right, come on, you lot, photos.
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Tits and C.
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Charmer, isn't she?
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She might be the worst person
I've ever met
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and there was a lad in my town
who had sex with a magpie.
255
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,840
They Wolves socks?
256
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,120
Yeah. Yeah!
257
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,720
You play with Ravi, do you?
258
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,840
I used to, on the youth team,
but didn't make the cut.
259
00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,080
Aw, but you've stayed best mates?
That's nice.
260
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,440
Yeah, I mean,
261
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,680
don't see much of him now
that he's busy with the team, like.
262
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,400
Ah, well, shit game anyway, innit?
263
00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,120
I only went to that match
because I had a spare ticket
264
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,600
cos my mate fell into a septic tank.
265
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,720
He what?
266
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,800
I mean I say fell, he dived!
267
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,560
He'd been on poppers for three days.
268
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:51,920
What do you do now?
269
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,720
Work for Bob, unfortunately.
270
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,960
Ah, the power behind
the Storage King's throne, eh?
271
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,520
Nightmare about this attack!
272
00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,920
Yeah, I mean I can't say it was
a massive shock, but...
273
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,200
Yeah, he said something
about a jealous rival, is it?
274
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,480
Is that what he told you?
275
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,920
Oh! Why you know different, do you?
276
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,200
Well....
277
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,640
There you are, brain-ache.
278
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,880
I've been looking for you
everywhere.
279
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,240
DJ needs help setting up.
280
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,360
Can't someone else do it?
281
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,800
Can't someone else do it?
282
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,040
You work for me, you bloody muppet.
283
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,600
Even Ravi is helping out.
It's all hands to the pump.
284
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,440
Bob, we should have a chat
about what's just happened.
285
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,800
My boots will have a chat with
your ping pongs in a minute, son.
286
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,200
Get!
287
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,480
Bloody kids these days, eh, Wicky?
288
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,240
Right, let's get me dad's
spooge off that cake.
289
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,200
Love you, Dad.
290
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,560
Stay strong.
291
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,600
Thank you for your patience,
everybody.
292
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,360
Please enjoy a glass
of vintage champagne...
293
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,560
..courtesy of
the Storage King himself,
294
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,160
Mr Bob Mammot.
295
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,320
There you go, big man.
296
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,960
Good lad. What do you think?
297
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,680
Well, it's big.
"It's big", he says.
298
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,680
That's four grand's worth of
cream sponge in there, mate.
299
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:05,880
Who's that?
300
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,800
Who do you fuckin' think?
It's the mug who paid for it!
301
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,160
Well?
302
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,400
Well, I can clean it, yeah,
303
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,240
but the chemicals are
pretty toxic, you know.
304
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,400
It's all right.
305
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,720
Well...it's life-threatening.
306
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,600
Doesn't know much about showbiz
this one, does he, Ravi?
307
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,400
Nah. Yeah, right.
Show him your watch.
308
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,440
Nah, you're all right.
309
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,960
No, go on, show him your watch.
310
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,800
Right, how much is that?
311
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,640
I'm not really a watch guy, lads.
312
00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640
Guess how much. How much?!
313
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,040
Yeah, go on.
314
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,080
3 million?
315
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,960
3 fuckin' million?!
What are you talking about?
316
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,800
Like I say, I'm not really
a watch guy.
317
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,320
That's 80 grand's worth, that watch.
318
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,400
80 grand!
319
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,360
Now, did you have to spend that
to tell the time, Ravi?
320
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,440
Yeah... Did you, Ravi?
321
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,960
No!
322
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,320
You don't.
323
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,920
And you don't need to eat a cake
to be impressed by it.
324
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,800
The function of this cake is
to wow the crowds before my...
325
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,000
..before...
326
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,840
..you know, the speeches.
327
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,880
Right, see, lights down, right?
328
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,640
Jasper comes out,
gives it the big 'un,
329
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,000
then UB40 crank out Baby Come Back,
330
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,480
then lights up...
331
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,760
Cake.
332
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,680
Wheeled out by a bloody Premiership
football player.
333
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,040
And then I come out,
give it all the funnies!
334
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,440
Legend!
335
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,600
Too right I'm a legend,
come here, Ravi Singh.
336
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,480
You're the son I never had, mate.
337
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,480
I mean it. Do you understand that?
338
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,360
I'm just thinking, Bob, right,
you're the legend of storage
339
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,200
and I'm the legend of score-age.
340
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,560
Fuck me, mate.
341
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,880
Did you just come up with that?
342
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,200
Yeah.
343
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,600
Did you hear that?
He just came up with that.
344
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,960
I'm going to open with that, mate.
345
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,720
Can I have that? I mean it.
346
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,120
That'll bring the ceiling down.
347
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,040
Lads, just to be clear,
if I clean this cake
348
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,960
and someone eats it,
they might die.
349
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,440
Bob!
350
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,400
That bastard MP's had it
on his toes again!
351
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,240
We've got star-studded speeches.
352
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,760
We can afford to lose an MP.
353
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,560
No, I want him here.
354
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,040
I told everyone he'd be here.
355
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,000
Where's Anne-Marie?
Has she gone AWOL?
356
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,600
Shithouse bride, that girl.
357
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,520
Hey, Viv, it's our
daughter's big day. Come on.
358
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,560
What's this bell doing here?
The floor isn't done.
359
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,760
What are you doing here, you bell?
360
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,720
Ravi, sweetheart,
will you please find Anne-Marie?
361
00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,760
She'll listen to you.
362
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,920
Tell her she needs to be
working that courtyard.
363
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,040
MP! NOW!
364
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,920
So sorry, sir.
365
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,360
Mr Carrott and Mr Campbell
are stuck in traffic.
366
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,040
Shit, bollocks!
367
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,800
Right...
368
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,040
I'm going to phone
Jeff Lynne from ELO.
369
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,120
Hey, Mr Blue Sky.
370
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,000
That's right. No, it's Bob Mammot.
371
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,480
Yeah, it is, Bob Mammot.
372
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,040
Yeah, King of Storage.
373
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,400
Oi.
374
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,640
Does this not bug you a bit?
375
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,840
What?
376
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,280
Why's he on the cake?
It's your wedding!
377
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,080
It's not. What?
378
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,840
It's not my wedding. I'm best man.
379
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,360
You seen Anne-Marie?
380
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,240
You better watch that woman, son.
381
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,240
Don't want to lose her on
the way home, do you, eh?
382
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,000
Eh? Hey!
383
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,200
Heeey! 1-nil! Ha-ha!
384
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,800
You're the groom?!
385
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,400
What are you doing out here?
386
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,720
You should be cleaning up.
Vivien will go mad!
387
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:36,480
If you're the groom, why's he got
you running round like some skivvy?
388
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,120
Same reason he's made me buy
all this shit no-one needs -
389
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,160
he's a boss.
390
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,680
Look, the whole family are mad.
391
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,360
Well, why are you marrying into it,
then?
392
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,040
Because Anne-Marie is amazing.
393
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,680
It's mad! You haven't even been
in the photos!
394
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,560
Yeah, but I'm not a celebrity, am I?
395
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,240
Why would they want a photo of me?
396
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,800
Oh, no. No, no, this is no good.
397
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,840
It's none of my business,
but this is your day.
398
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,840
You have to do a
Janet Jackson here, mate.
399
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,720
You're going to have
to take control.
400
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,480
She's a singer.
401
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,720
Had a series of hits
in the '80s and '90s?
402
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,640
She whopped her bap out
at the Super Bowl!
403
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,440
It doesn't matter who she is,
Manish! Focus!
404
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,920
You know what? You're right.
405
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,320
Thanks, Wicky.
406
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,720
Don't thank me.
407
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,880
Thank Janet Jackson.
408
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,200
Now, go.
409
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,080
Ah, mate, we've been
together for years,
410
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,880
but I don't even know
what to say to her.
411
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:42,480
Hey, all she needs is for you to
call her your wife, all right?
412
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,880
Failing that - God forgive me -
play the grandad card.
413
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,280
OK.
414
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,160
Anne-Marie...
415
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,680
What are you doing here?
Dad's looking for you.
416
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,720
Yeah, but I've barely seen you
all day.
417
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,480
Not even had a chance to call
you my wife yet.
418
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,560
Sounds good, doesn't it? "Wife".
419
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,720
Oh, don't be a melt, Manish.
420
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,920
Grandad!
421
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,720
Listen, I was thinking maybe
we could go to the hospital
422
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,880
and see how your grandad's doing.
423
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,960
Eh?
424
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,160
No, we can't, Mani.
425
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,760
They're going mental.
426
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,680
It's the photos, then the meal,
then the speeches.
427
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,920
That's how it works.
Yeah, but this is OUR wedding day!
428
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,560
We can do what we want.
429
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,240
I know you'll feel better
if you see him.
430
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,640
Now, this is none of my business
and it might not help,
431
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,360
but if you want, I could cause
a distraction and you can go.
432
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,560
I used to be able to do
the robot, something like...
433
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,240
Actually, that won't help, but...
434
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,680
..you can borrow my van.
435
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,720
Cheers, Wicky.
436
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,040
Well, well, well!
437
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,160
This is a cosy love-in.
438
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,960
Where have you two been?
439
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,680
I was talking to Mani. Why?
440
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,040
Because she's my wife.
441
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,080
Ooh, lucky girl!
442
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,880
But you two have got the rest
of your lives to talk shit.
443
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,240
Meanwhile, your poor dad
is losing his mind.
444
00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:00,600
Carrott and Campbell are stuck
in traffic on the motorway.
445
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,880
Ah... Coming together, are they?
That's a bit weird.
446
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,200
Shut it, you!
447
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,800
Now, I won't lie to you, Anne-Marie.
448
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,720
You've let the family down -
God forgive me - and your poor
449
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,600
grandfather would be ashamed.
450
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,200
He's lying there in that hospital
bed with his brain smashed out
451
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,600
while you two kiss and cuddle!
452
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,880
That is an awful thing to say.
453
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800
Oh, tears again.
454
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,160
Did the spoilt girl not get
everything she wanted?
455
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,360
Did it ever occur to you that maybe
you're the one causing the stress?!
456
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,160
Woo! Hello, big balls!
457
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,440
Nah. You're not worthy
of this family.
458
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,040
You know that, don't you?
459
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,280
Bob just gave you
the job out of pity.
460
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,280
You're just some failed footballer
our Anne-Marie took a shine to.
461
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,640
Christ, I don't even know
why she chose you,
462
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:46,320
especially when, well, you know...
463
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,920
..there are other options.
464
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,840
OK.
465
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,240
I think it went quite well.
466
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,200
Just leave it, man.
467
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,040
She's right.
468
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,200
Hey!
469
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,760
You know something, don't you?
470
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,520
You know why all this happened.
471
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,240
Right, kid, tell the kitchen
to stall.
472
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,160
Jeff Lynne's having his bathroom
fitted.
473
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,480
He said he's going to move a few
things around and it should work,
474
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,160
so he should be able to make it, OK?
475
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,200
But the Chef said
the chicken will get dry.
476
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,000
Well, tell him to rub butter
on it or something!
477
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,400
It's not fucking rocket science! Go!
478
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,840
Thank you for your
continued patience, everybody.
479
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,640
Strap yourselves in, you're
going to have a cracking night.
480
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,840
Just don't leave, please.
481
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,520
Dunna suit you, crying, kid.
482
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,200
Brought you this.
483
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,280
I don't want it.
484
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,680
Might make you feel better.
485
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,920
I just wanted a normal wedding.
486
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,400
Just me and him.
487
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,880
You're worried about your grandad.
488
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,440
Don't worry, I rang the hospital
for you. They say he's fine.
489
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,560
Did you?
490
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,920
Yeah.
491
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,480
Ravi saves the day again, eh?
492
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,200
Thank you. Course, yeah.
493
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,480
Come on, kid. No more tears.
494
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,800
It was always meant
to be me and you.
495
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,840
What?
496
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,840
Come on. Ravi, what the fuck?
497
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,320
Come on, babes, I know you love me.
498
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,840
Anne-Marie.
499
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,600
I knew it.
500
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,720
Mani, no.
501
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,960
Manish! No!
502
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,520
That goal came off your ankle
anyway, you knob!
503
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,400
It didn't.
504
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,880
Manish!
HE WHEEZES
505
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,600
Don't make me run any more, mate.
506
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,880
I'm clinically obese.
507
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,600
I don't look it, but I am.
508
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,040
I get away with it cos I'm tall,
but it's...it's all here.
509
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,560
Belly fat.
510
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,840
It's the dangerous kind.
511
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,280
Just forget it, Wicky.
They got what they wanted.
512
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,400
No, nothing happened. I saw it.
513
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,800
She turned him down.
514
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,400
Yeah, but I don't fit in.
515
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,040
You've seen it yourself.
516
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,000
No, neither of you do.
517
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,720
That's why you've got to tell her.
518
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,840
OK.
519
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,720
Let's do it. Let's.
520
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,000
Oh, this is mad.
I'm just going to go.
521
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,280
Hey.
522
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,720
Weddings are meaningless...
523
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,760
..but I know when two people
are right, OK?
524
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,080
Thanks, Wicky.
525
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,840
DISTANT MOVEMENT
526
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,480
MAN AND WOMAN PANT
527
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,320
Anne-Marie?
528
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,160
Yeah, fair play,
I wasn't expecting that.
529
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,480
Now, I may have read
this quite badly, Manish.
530
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,640
I'm... I'm not too proud
to admit that to you, mate.
531
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,520
Well, don't go in there!
532
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,560
Manish!
533
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,200
I knew I'd get you to stay
somehow, David.
534
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,560
I don't want to go home! Ugh!
535
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,280
Nearly there, love.
536
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,880
You're polling well.
537
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,160
HE GROANS
538
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,640
Get in there!
539
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,840
Hello.
540
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,880
Ah...
541
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,800
David, get out, lad.
542
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,080
HE SIGHS
543
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,560
Come on. Yeah.
544
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,080
When people say to me,
"Why storage?"
545
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,760
I say, "Because every kingdom
needs a king."
546
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,000
The plains of Africa have the lion
547
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,480
and the leading storage solution
of Wolverhampton...
548
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,720
..have Bob Mammot!
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
549
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,080
Dad, have you seen Mani?
550
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,840
No! No, I haven't seen him!
551
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,080
I'm not the boy's keeper.
552
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,880
I have to do all the bloody work
for him as it is.
553
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,280
No, you don't.
554
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,040
I'm the only one that knows what's
going on in your stupid business.
555
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,360
Uh-oh!
556
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,960
Shut up! What the fuck
are you talking about?
557
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,800
Mani... You are not going
to believe this, Bob.
558
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:03,160
Them two burst in when I was helping
David get ready for the speeches.
559
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,680
God knows what he's thinking now.
560
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,360
He was a debt collector,
the bloke with the baseball bat.
561
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,560
Fuck off, was he.
562
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,560
He was, Anne-Marie.
563
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,760
Your dad's run the business
into the ground.
564
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,120
I should know - I do the accounts.
565
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,040
HE GROWLS
566
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,600
Ooh!
567
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,720
He's been borrowing left, right
and centre
568
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,080
to pay for this wedding...
569
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,400
..from dodgy people.
570
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,680
What? Dad?
571
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,240
Now do you see who you married,
my girl?
572
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,200
He's a little liar.
573
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,360
Tell her, Bob.
574
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,560
HE MOANS
575
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,520
Bob, tell her!
576
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,600
Don't look at me.
577
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,120
I'm busted.
578
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,160
Bob!
579
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,800
Aaaargh!
580
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,440
THEY GASP
581
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,480
Ooh!
582
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,400
He's right. We're on our arse.
583
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,640
Forgive me, Dad! Argh!
584
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,440
I did this for you, Anne-Marie!
585
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,880
What have you done?!
586
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,000
You bloody bastard!
587
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,880
I hate you!
588
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,880
I want a divorce!
589
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,640
I don't want to be poor!
590
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,160
I'm supposed to be rich!
591
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,960
No way is that fresh cream.
592
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,640
I don't know...
593
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,560
I don't know who I am any more!
594
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,280
You're Bob Mammot!
You're Bob Mammot!
595
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,240
Bob! Bob!
596
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,880
You are the Storage King!
597
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,040
Who's the fucking Storage King?!
598
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,280
Yes, love?
599
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,760
Er, sorry to interrupt, Mr Mammot,
600
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,280
but...Jeff Lynne just pulled out.
601
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,240
Aaaaaaaargh!
602
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,520
Let's go to the hospital.
603
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,280
BOB AND VIVIEN GROAN AND SOB
604
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,840
I'll get my mop.
605
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,720
Could all guests leave
the premises immediately.
606
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,560
This event is cancelled.
607
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,680
Yeah, yeah, get the face out.
608
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,400
Just the watch and the tits.
Just the watch and the tits.
609
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,720
That's the money-maker. Your face
ain't, darling. Trust me, kid.
610
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,880
Yeah, yeah.
611
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,760
Bling, bling, Ravi Singh.
Tag me in it.
612
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,280
What do you want, cleaner?
613
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,880
Oh, I'd just like to finish my job.
614
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,720
Just put things right.
615
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,800
Oh, cheers.
616
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,960
Give me that.
617
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,600
Oh, not the watch! Not the watch!
618
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,000
CAMERA CLICKS
619
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,320
Put that on Insta.
620
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,920
I'm a Premiership footballing...
621
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:23,960
Ref!
622
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,760
And, for the record,
you're more than a pair of boobs.
623
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,400
No, I'm not.
624
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,440
OK.
625
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,200
Oh, no! Oh, no, not the watch again!
626
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,880
Fuck! Fuck!
Bridesmaid, get me a towel!
627
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,920
Fetch me a towel, love.
628
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,440
Bob Mammot's your king!
629
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,320
SWITCHES OFF
630
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,120
All right?
631
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,200
Ooh...
632
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,000
Did you get it sorted?
633
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,120
Yeah.
634
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,160
It was all quite dramatic
in the end.
635
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,440
Well, that's weddings, though,
innit, really?
636
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,800
Not all of 'em.
637
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,160
Do you know what
I don't get, though?
638
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,240
I mean, that Digga...
639
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,080
..he knew that she
wasn't right for him
640
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,240
and yet he still went ahead with it.
641
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,600
How many times?
They're not real weddings.
642
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,400
Yeah, but...
SHE SIGHS
643
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,160
..why do it at all?
644
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,040
Do you know what I mean?
It's just daft.
645
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,680
Well, just if two people are happy,
646
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,360
just...get on with your life, innit?
Just...
647
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,120
..just get on.
648
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,840
Right, I'm off to bed.
649
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,200
Press start on the microwave.
650
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,040
You're six minutes away
from a top jalfrezi.
651
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,440
Antacids are in the bathroom
cupboard.
652
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,040
Night, love. See you.
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