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We are the Crystal Gems

Garnet,

Amethyst,

Pearl,

and Steven!

Steven Universe, Created by Rebecca Sugar

You're back!

Hey Steven, look at this!

Woah! What are you? Crazy?

What the heck was that?

An Electric Skull

The Crystal Palace was swarming with them

They were after this

Can I see that?

Yeah, sure

No! It's extremely powerful. We shouldn't have even brought it home

Garnet!

Tell Pearl to let me see the thing

Shhhh

Aww man

I wanna come next time

I even wrote us a song

it's like

♫ If you're ♫ Wait, hold on

♫ If you're evil and you're on the rise ♫

♫ You can count on the four of us taking you down ♫

♫ cause we're good and evil never beats us ♫

♫ We'll win the fight, and then go out for pizzas ♫

♫ We, are the Crystal Gems ♫

♫ We'll always save the day ♫

♫ and if you think we can't ♫

♫ We'll always find a way ♫

♫ That's why the people of this world ♫

♫ Believe in ♫

♫ Garnet ♫

♫ Amethyst and ♫

♫ Pearl and Steven! ♫

What's with the part about pizzas?

That's just a best-case scenerio

You wanna sing that during battle?

Yeah!

Why?

Because I'll look really cool!

You'll look... like a clown

Don't make fun of Steven

Look, Steven. You're still too young to come with us

You don't even have powers in your gem

But I wanna help

Why don't you grab us some donuts

The thing

Well, if it isn't Steven of the Crystal Femmes

hey, Lars

Just give me three donuts

You want me to connect them with a hot dog?

Oh no, they're not for me

It's for Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl

what are they anyway?

Witches or ghosts or something?

They're Crystal Gems and they save the world, like, all the time

and I'm a Crystal Gem too

Aren't they all, like, hot girls?

You're not exactly a hot girl, Steven

Lay off

Ugh "not exactly a hot girl"

Well, if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you

I should've said that, that's really funny

...not exactly a hot girl, Steven

W-well i-if I was, I wouldn't be talking to you!

Steven! Good one!

You're a joke, you know that, right?

You're a big joke!

Lay off!

The Thing

Did it let me do that comeback to Lars?

Ugh what's his problem, calling me a joke?

Must be tougher for you, Lars

At least people like jokes

Aww that's what I should've

..you're a joke, you know that, right? You're a big joke

It must be tougher for you, Lars

At least people like jokes!

Oh Steven, you're on fire!

I just have a bad feeling

I was at the Big Donut

and Lars was giving me trouble

and he was like

"You're a joke" and then

the thing took me back in time

and I was like

Why do you have that?

Why did you give him that?

He wanted to see it, I was letting him see it

We've been protecting that hourglass for a thousand years

Now that it's activated

it can only be used by you for it's chosen purpose!

What did you use it for?

Comebacks?

Comebacks? You used it for comebacks?

Look outside

We've led it right to us

Steven, it can see the holes you've ripped in the fabric of time

Steven

Why are you such a buttface?

W-what?!

Gems!

Pull your weapons

Pearl!

Amethyst!

Is this normal?

Are we winning?

No, this is bad, Steven, help!

I-I can't

I'm...

...a buttface!

why... am I such a buttface?

I know you are, but what am-

-no that's not good enough!

I-I can come up with a better line than that

with my... butt... closed

Oh that doesn't make any sense!

Buttface... why am I

Ah! Garnet!

uhh... buttface... I can't...

I can't help it, what's your excuse!

-why are you such a buttface?

I can't help it, what's your excuse?

you did it!

Get back!

Oh! Oh! Get up here!

We can't get close to it

but we've gotta take out it's... hair things!

Everybody push!

Eat this!

Ahhh!

I saved you! I saved you!

and you guys!

I wish I could've told you this morning

That this clown was gonna save your lives-

No!

No no!

No no! No n-n-n-no!

-you'll look...

...like a clown!

Noooo!

What the

It's okay, Steven

You're our clown

Yes, a very hilarous clown

Hey!

Don't make fun of Steven

Yeah

This clown is gonna save your lives