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This programme contains
some strong language.
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There's a vegetarian restaurant
round the corner.
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You know, just round...
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A couple of streets from here.
Does completely veggie.
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I had a falafel. It was nice.
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It was OK.
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Did you see the news
on telly last night?
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No, just wondered.
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There were some bits in the papers,
I checked in WH Smiths.
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Tiny, you know,
but that's not what I'm...
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So, you didn't see News at Ten, no?
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No.
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Ah, shit.
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Oh, well.
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Two fellas over there.
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Can you believe they voted no?
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Can you believe it?
I couldn't believe it.
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Yeah, well, not...
No, I know, but 18.
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You know, it's almost worse
than if they'd kept it at 21.
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There would be some honesty in that.
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We hate you and, you know, piss off.
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At least that would have been
consistent but, yeah,
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we'll make you slightly more equal.
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Yeah, well, big wow!
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Of course it's better, I know that,
of course it is.
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But, well, it's just...
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It's 1994!
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You know, Jesus!
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That's what this fella said
last night.
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He said it was good
and that things were changing
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but it just makes you...
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I don't want to be tolerated,
you know?
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I've got a bit of falafel
in me teeth.
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It's impressive when you see it.
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The House of Commons. Have you been?
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It's bigger than it looks on telly.
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I just come down on my own.
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I wasn't planning to.
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I hadn't thought of it, really. I
mean, I knew the vote was coming up,
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the reading of the bill.
I've been following it, but...
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Then it was on the front page that
morning that Derek Jarman had died
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and, erm...
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You know,
not like it was a sign or anything,
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I don't believe in all that,
but I just thought...
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"Sod it. I should go."
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You know, show them that we count.
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You know, we do exist.
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It does matter, the things
they're talking about, so...
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I mean, I'm not a big fan
or anything.
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I just knew he was important,
Jarman.
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I've seen his version
of The Tempest.
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It was the first thing I saw
at the arthouse cinema back home.
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I never even knew they were a thing.
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And I taped Blue off Channel 4
a couple of months back.
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I haven't watched it yet.
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That's been the best thing
about sixth form,
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is discovering things like that.
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No-one at my old school would ever
have gone to something like that.
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Morons.
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There was this lad in my year,
Darren Hardcastle.
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Daz.
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All he'd talk about was wanking.
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You know, he was obsessed.
It's all he went on about.
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And if he wasn't banging on about
wanking, he was punching people.
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Wanking or punching.
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And I used to think, "This is
what prison must be like.
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"This is like...1984."
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I couldn't wait to leave.
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I ran from that place.
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Well, metaphorically.
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Well, literally.
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They arranged a scrap with the comp
across the field.
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I hated it.
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We were outside for
hours last night, shifting around,
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trying to keep warm.
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Most people were in groups,
actually.
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I don't know if they were friends
or from, you know, Stonewall,
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that kind of thing.
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There were some banners and signs
and people had candles.
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You needed candles
because of how bloody cold it was,
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I'm telling you. Flipping heck!
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And there was a weird mix of
excitement because of what it was
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and boredom because it took ages.
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And this lad looked at me
a few times while I was there.
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I saw him looking.
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Caught his eye.
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Looked back.
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He was...
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You know, he was lovely.
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I can be a bit shy.
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And then finally someone come out,
must have said it had been done,
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whatever time it was, late,
come out of the House of Commons.
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I couldn't see who they were
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and then you heard
everyone starting to boo
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and you think, "Oh..."
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You know, because we'd been there
for so long because...
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Well, I don't know how many people
there were, but enough.
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You know, 200.
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Enough for it to feel like...
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You know, because I'm used to being
on my own.
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I don't know anyone else who's...
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gay.
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And last night, there were loads
of us, and we're nice, you know,
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I was looking round and I was
thinking, "These are nice people."
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And so you start to think, well, of
course they'll vote the right way.
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Why wouldn't they?
What would be the point in not?
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You start getting carried away
with reason.
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And I know...
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you shouldn't do that.
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And so this bloke come out and he
must have said they voted 18 and
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everyone started to boo cos I think
we had all convinced ourselves
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it was going to be 16, you know,
it was going to be equal,
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so it was like a...
It was like a kick in the teeth.
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And then we all sort of surged
towards the Commons,
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towards the doors
he had come out of.
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It just happened and police
were there, a couple on horses,
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that kind of thing and...
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And people are chanting and shouting
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and just sort of, you know,
pissed off,
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you know, and there is a bit
of a scuffle and I did think,
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just for a moment, "Is this...?"
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Because a policeman's helmet
landed at my feet.
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Yeah, but it was nothing really,
and then someone shouted,
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"Let's go to Downing Street,"
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and so we all marched up there and
there was some shouting outside
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the gates for a bit
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and then we all went up to
Trafalgar Square and a group of
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people started sitting in the road
to block the traffic and...
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Well, you go along with it,
but I did feel a bit...
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You know, self-conscious, I suppose.
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You know, but also, like...
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You know,
because I was pissed off, too,
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and the police were getting a bit...
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Well, not mardy but...
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It was late.
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I think we could all tell it had run
out of steam but we were angry.
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That's the point.
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And so what do you do?
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So we did that for, you know...
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..ten minutes.
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Then everyone went home.
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And then you read this morning
that there were scuffles
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between police and a minority
out to cause trouble.
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And there was no minority
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out to cause trouble,
it was so...piddly.
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There was a bit of shoving and
a bit of shouting and that's all.
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But to read the papers,
the bit there is,
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you'd think it was a kind of riot.
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That's kind of interesting,
the distortion.
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I've never been a part of something
that's been reported before.
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We were all just fed up.
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And so I'd missed my train by this
point and this fella, Marcus,
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that I'd been sitting
in the road with,
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he asked if I wanted to go back
to his and I thought...
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Well, you know, but what do you do?
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I had nowhere to go, and so I did.
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That's his name, Marcus.
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Of course it is, sorry.
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"Mar-cous".
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We went back to his, his flat,
and it was...
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You know, I mean, it was fine.
It was a bit...
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Not... It was OK.
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I think I'd thought, and I mean,
this is stupid, I know it is,
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but I think I'd thought
people in London...
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London is just a place, isn't it?
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Like any other.
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I suppose you think, London...
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You know,
I don't mean to sound snobby.
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It's not snobby. I'm not a snob.
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My mate Sean is proper bourgeois,
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though he'd have you believe
he's working class because his dad,
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I don't know, once drained
a radiator or something,
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but I remember his face when I told
him we had our tea on our laps
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on Sunday watching Bullseye,
so I'm not...
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..you know, posh.
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Anyway, he was asking what I did,
Marcus,
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and I told him I was a student
and he said he worked for the BBC
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in accounts,
so that's interesting, isn't it?
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Kind of. And I'd said from the start
that I just needed a place to stay
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until I could get a train home in
the morning and he said that was OK.
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I was giving off the right vibes,
I think, so...
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Yeah, it was cool.
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He's a lot older than me.
He's 30, but he was...
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You know, nice.
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He made us some toast and
put the heat on, so it was fine.
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He had this jam
that's made without any sugar.
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And we talked a bit. He said he'd
been on a few marches and things.
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You know, not just gay,
but other stuff.
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Poll tax, and...
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You know, so it was interesting.
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We talked about last night and
called them bastards and put the...
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What is it? Put the world to rights.
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And then he said, "Well, at least
that means you're legal now."
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You know, because I'm 18.
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I mean, I'm actually 17
but I'd told him I was 18
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because I thought 17
sounded a bit young.
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That's stupid, isn't it?
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And I think when he said that,
I thought...
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"Right..."
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You know?
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I just kind of laughed it off
and then he said he should go to bed
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and he went to get some bedding
for me for the sofa
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and I think he thought I
was a virgin, which I'm not, but...
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I mean...
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Well, I'm not not a virgin.
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But when he came back in
the living room with the bedding...
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..he was starkers and I thought...
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"Blimey!"
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You know, but then I thought,
maybe that's just what he does.
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Sean, my mate, sleeps in the nude.
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It never occurred to me
that was a thing you could do
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until I stopped round his.
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Well, a lot hadn't occurred to me
until I stopped round his.
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But anyway,
so I was sitting down on the sofa
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and he dropped the duvet
and pillows next to me.
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The duvet didn't have a cover on it.
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The things that go through
your head!
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You know, I thought, "Mum would
never give someone a duvet
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"without a cover on it."
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So then,
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he was there...
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You know, "Hello, boys!"
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So I'm kind of...
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And then he reached his hand out
and he stroked the back of my head,
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just softly, and...
that was actually quite nice.
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That sounds pathetic, doesn't it?
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I'm not an idiot, I knew what...
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Well, you know, cards were on
the table, but I thought,
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he's letting me stay over
and he's not...
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Well, he's quite nice,
you know, looking, I mean.
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He's all right.
He's not Kristian Schmidt, but...
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So I put him in my mouth.
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And that seemed to go down well.
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And then a minute or two later
he stood me up and he kissed me
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and I thought,
"Right, I've got to decide now,
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"you know, if I'm not up for this,
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"I've kind of got to say something
now
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"because you don't want to be rude."
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But I didn't say anything and so
he led me through into his bedroom
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and he said, "Is this all right?"
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And genuinely, for a split second,
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I thought he was asking
about his room, and I did think,
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"Well, now we know what Athena does
with its remaindered stock."
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But he had my top off by that point
and I felt kind of separate to it,
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like I was watching myself,
you know,
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like Brecht - verfremdungseffekt.
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And I was kind
of talking to myself, saying,
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"Is this all right? Is this OK?"
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You know, keeping calm.
In my head, not...
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No, I think that might
have put him off.
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But it was just nice
not to be rushed because...
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I suppose everything I've done
up till now
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has been at parties
with lads from college who...
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Well, you've got to sort of take
advantage of the moment.
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I say lads, it makes it sound like
there's hundreds of them,
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there's not, believe me,
really just me and...
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Well, just me and Jamie Flynn,
I suppose.
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And Sean.
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We...
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Not, not regularly, you know, not...
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If he's drunk and in the right mood,
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and I kind of know how to be in
the right place at the right time,
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but... Well, it's an art
more than it is a science
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and you've either got one eye
on the door or worse,
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you've got to kind of prep yourself
in case he loses the mood or after
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decides it didn't happen.
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I don't mean nasty, but just...
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So it was really the first time
it felt legitimate doing anything -
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you know, with an accountant!
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I didn't have a clue what I was
doing, I'll be honest, but...
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Well, he didn't...
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You know, he was nice, patient.
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He kept talking to me
and checking I was OK.
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I almost wished he wouldn't.
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I almost wanted him
to just go for it.
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Almost.
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And I think, weirdly,
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and this feels weird now
I come to think about it,
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but I think because
I didn't madly fancy him,
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it meant I could relax a bit more.
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It didn't seem as important
as it might have done.
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I could just do what he told me
and weirdly that was kind of easier.
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I think...
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I mean, it wasn't easy really,
but...
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While we were doing it... I can't
believe I'm telling you all this.
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I had a real coffee earlier.
I think it's kicking in.
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There was a moment where I was
thinking,
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"Two hours ago
I was outside Parliament
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"and they were saying
I wasn't allowed to do this,"
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and that made me laugh,
and that turned him on
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because I think he thought it meant
I was getting into it,
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and I was getting into it,
but not because of...
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Not just because of him. I was
thinking about all the tossers who'd
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opposed it, opposed me,
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and I was thinking,
"If you could fucking see me now."
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You know, fucking...
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And that felt great.
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Oh, I felt great.
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00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,040
You know, who'd have predicted
I'd spent my first time
300
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thinking about Lady Olga Maitland
and Sir Nicholas fucking Fairburn.
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I doubt anyone's ever thought about
them while they're doing it before,
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including the people they're doing
it with, if they do ever do it,
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the desiccated twats.
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I wasn't dwelling on them. I'm not a
pervert. But it did give it a...
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A frisson.
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
307
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I've never said frisson before.
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00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,720
I've only ever seen it written down.
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00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,080
That's one of those words,
you know, like...
310
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,120
hyperbole.
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00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,480
And then,
312
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,680
after, he turned the light off
and he held me
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while he fell asleep and...
314
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,360
..all I could think was...
315
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,800
.."I hope Mum and Dad weren't
watching the TV news," because...
316
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:51,080
At one point, when we surged towards
the doors of the Commons,
317
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,000
that's when I'd seen the cameras.
318
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,680
They had these big lights
on the top of them, the cameras.
319
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:06,360
You know, like spotlights,
because it was dark, obviously.
320
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,120
I'd been trying to stay behind
this big bloke in front of me
321
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,080
so I wouldn't be seen,
but he moved out of the way
322
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,200
just at the same moment
that one of them swung round
323
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and I know it got me
full in the face.
324
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If that's been on the News at Ten,
I'm dead.
325
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So that's why I wondered
if you'd seen it.
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Well, I'll find out later today,
you know, when I get back.
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I mean, I was thinking about him
as well, you know, Marcus.
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I was thinking, "He could get
in trouble for this," but...
329
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,200
But then I thought, "Yeah,
but who's going to say anything?"
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I mean, who is?
Who really cares?
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00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,400
Quite dry, aren't they, falafels?
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My friend Elisa, she's a vegetarian.
I mean, not just a vegetarian,
333
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she's quite fussy as well, you know,
fries everything in water.
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She's got this...
335
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,160
Futon? No, tofu, instead of chicken.
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Have you tried it?
337
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I had some once.
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I wouldn't go mad.
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00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,320
It's not really a substitute.
340
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,720
He's got his hand on his leg now.
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00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,800
Those two blokes.
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It's just nice to see.
343
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,720
You know, Nottingham,
there's nothing.
344
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,880
Gatsby's, MGM the first Monday
of every month.
345
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,280
But, here...
346
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,880
Well, it's not lunchtime yet.
347
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,280
My two hopes are that there
won't be much coverage of it
348
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,760
and that's a good bet,
and that it won't be on at all,
349
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or that they will only show
one or two seconds
350
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so I'll be really unlucky
if I'm on it,
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or that Mum and Dad
weren't watching last night.
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00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,680
Or that they were watching and I was
on it but they didn't see me because
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they won't be looking for me.
354
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,480
They won't be expecting me
to be on it.
355
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,200
They'll think I stayed around Sean's
last night.
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00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,760
I'm kind of looking forward
to telling him about it, Sean.
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I think I'll feel a bit better
around him now.
358
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,480
You know, it was good fun.
359
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,680
It's funny, isn't it?
Because if they'd said yes,
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if they had made it 16...
361
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..then I'd have gone straight home.
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