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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:03,691 --> 00:01:07,653 IT ALL STARTED WHEN, TIRED OF HIS FIANCÉE'S JEALOUSY, 4 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:11,365 JEAN ARTHUR BONAVENTURE INVENTED A RIVAL TO HER. 5 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:33,011 HE WANTED TO TEASE HER, BUT IT BACKFIRED. 6 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,860 THE CASTAWAYS OF TURTLE ISLAND 7 00:02:45,497 --> 00:02:47,999 HE GAVE THE IMAGINARY RIVAL 8 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:51,169 A NAME SIMILAR TO HIS COLLEAGUE'S FIANCÉE'S. 9 00:02:51,336 --> 00:02:54,422 HER NAME WAS ETIENNETTE, HE CALLED HIS LISETTE. 10 00:03:14,224 --> 00:03:15,643 Jean Arthur... 11 00:03:19,261 --> 00:03:22,973 HE COULD HARDLY GUESS WHERE THIS WAS GOING TO TAKE HIM. 12 00:03:23,650 --> 00:03:25,777 - How are you? - Bad. 13 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:29,113 It's Yolande, she pisses me off. 14 00:03:29,363 --> 00:03:32,200 So do you. Where did you put my book? 15 00:03:32,366 --> 00:03:34,202 There before your very eyes. 16 00:03:34,535 --> 00:03:37,956 - I'll lend it to you! - No need to get so nervous! 17 00:03:38,122 --> 00:03:40,416 Honestly, you piss me off as well. 18 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:45,421 You got some cheek! 19 00:03:45,588 --> 00:03:46,839 This book is mine. 20 00:03:47,423 --> 00:03:51,552 Excuse me, I'd like to get some information about a cruise. 21 00:03:51,719 --> 00:03:54,054 Certainly. Where? 22 00:03:54,555 --> 00:03:56,473 Consquitador... 23 00:03:57,975 --> 00:04:00,268 - Pardon? - Consquitador. 24 00:04:00,518 --> 00:04:02,229 Conquistador! 25 00:04:03,021 --> 00:04:04,022 Just a second. 26 00:04:04,147 --> 00:04:06,858 Good choice, it's a very beautiful cruise, 27 00:04:07,609 --> 00:04:08,776 Conquistador is. 28 00:04:10,445 --> 00:04:13,865 Package 101, porthole, shower and toilet: FF 1,196. 29 00:04:14,031 --> 00:04:18,870 301, porthole, shower and toilet: FF 2,852. 30 00:04:19,036 --> 00:04:22,331 401, porthole, bathtub and toilet: FF 4,123. 31 00:04:22,498 --> 00:04:25,167 It's here, information deck. You see? 32 00:04:25,334 --> 00:04:27,879 - Is my book there? - Piss off, ask fatso! 33 00:04:28,045 --> 00:04:32,466 So you see... 401, porthole, bathtub and toilet: FF 4,123. 34 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:35,761 The information deck is... right here... 35 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,804 No, it's here... 36 00:04:38,514 --> 00:04:39,808 Well, somewhere there. 37 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,933 The best one is the grand salon, 38 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:45,937 501, porthole, bathtub and shower: FF 5,500. 39 00:04:46,104 --> 00:04:50,776 You got anything without porthole? I can get fresh air up on the deck. 40 00:04:54,112 --> 00:04:56,489 So you want package 1106. 41 00:04:56,656 --> 00:04:59,950 Yes, you know... I'll go to the deck for fresh air. 42 00:05:02,453 --> 00:05:05,081 In that case, there's package 1106 for FF 874. 43 00:05:05,164 --> 00:05:08,459 But could I organise my cruise by myself? 44 00:05:09,627 --> 00:05:12,963 By yourself? You mean, you're going by yourself? 45 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:17,301 If you want to go by yourself, forget everything I said. 46 00:05:18,969 --> 00:05:21,638 - Where do you want to go? - To Yucatan. 47 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,015 Yucatan! 48 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:27,060 - When do you want to go? - February 15. 49 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,353 What time? 50 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,521 At about 6 pm. 51 00:05:33,775 --> 00:05:36,319 In a minute, we'll see if that's possible. 52 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:43,242 CN Airlines operates three flights: 16:50, 18:15, 19:45. 53 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:44,743 18:15. 54 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:47,497 Good, shall we do it? 55 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:48,872 Who's speaking? 56 00:05:49,039 --> 00:05:51,167 - Wasn't he with you? - No, he wasn't. 57 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:53,210 So he was telling me the truth! 58 00:05:53,377 --> 00:05:56,907 He was with a certain Lisette Benoit, who works for Olivetti. 59 00:05:57,422 --> 00:05:59,550 Yeah, but how do you know that? 60 00:05:59,717 --> 00:06:03,303 I went to Olivetti yesterday, but she wasn't working. 61 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:05,430 Anyway, sorry for bothering you. 62 00:06:05,597 --> 00:06:07,724 OK... do you want to speak to him? 63 00:06:07,891 --> 00:06:10,685 No! Please don't tell him I called you. 64 00:06:10,852 --> 00:06:12,229 Once again, I'm sorry. 65 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:14,647 What's your name? 66 00:06:19,486 --> 00:06:20,487 Who was that? 67 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,154 Who was that? 68 00:06:22,864 --> 00:06:24,031 Lisette. 69 00:06:24,657 --> 00:06:26,951 I don't know anyone called Lisette. 70 00:06:27,118 --> 00:06:28,160 Are you sure? 71 00:06:28,327 --> 00:06:31,413 A certain Lisette Benoit, from Olivetti. 72 00:06:32,289 --> 00:06:34,000 What kind of a joke is that? 73 00:06:35,792 --> 00:06:40,046 I made that up, I didn't want to tell Yolande I was with you. 74 00:06:40,214 --> 00:06:42,924 Felt like teasing her a bit. So that was... 75 00:06:43,091 --> 00:06:47,345 That was Yolande on the phone. And she asked me not tell you. 76 00:06:47,513 --> 00:06:50,849 Actually, for your information, I should tell you 77 00:06:51,016 --> 00:06:55,145 she went to Olivetti yesterday. There is a Lisette Benoit there. 78 00:06:56,187 --> 00:07:00,316 Yolande must've spoken to her and she didn't understand a thing. 79 00:07:02,402 --> 00:07:03,778 You'll get in trouble. 80 00:07:07,907 --> 00:07:09,950 - Hey! Jean Arthur! - Etiennette. 81 00:07:10,117 --> 00:07:12,369 How are you? What are you doing here? 82 00:07:12,537 --> 00:07:15,247 I just came by to say hello. 83 00:07:15,414 --> 00:07:16,791 That's nice. 84 00:07:16,957 --> 00:07:19,168 I also wanted to ask you... 85 00:07:19,334 --> 00:07:22,671 if you know a girl called Lisette who works here. 86 00:07:22,837 --> 00:07:25,250 It's a big company. I don't know everyone. 87 00:07:27,176 --> 00:07:28,802 Why do you ask that? 88 00:07:28,968 --> 00:07:32,096 Just like that... nothing important... 89 00:07:32,263 --> 00:07:37,143 I just thought: "Well, why don't I ask her..." 90 00:07:37,310 --> 00:07:39,270 How can I find her? 91 00:07:39,437 --> 00:07:43,649 Go to Personnel, one floor up, and ask for Mr Cletienne. 92 00:07:53,075 --> 00:07:56,036 - I'm looking for Mr Cletienne. - That's me. 93 00:07:56,203 --> 00:07:58,414 Could you give me some information? 94 00:07:58,581 --> 00:08:00,457 By all means, if I can help. 95 00:08:00,624 --> 00:08:04,461 - Thank you. It's about my sister. - Your sister? Who's she? 96 00:08:04,627 --> 00:08:07,505 My sister is Lisette Benoit. 97 00:08:07,672 --> 00:08:10,342 Lisette Benoit... yes, she works here. 98 00:08:10,508 --> 00:08:13,136 I incidentally found out that she works here. 99 00:08:13,303 --> 00:08:16,348 She ran away and I've been looking for her. 100 00:08:16,514 --> 00:08:17,974 So is she here? 101 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:19,601 Of course, Mr Benoit. 102 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,769 - No, Bonaventure. - Bonaventure? 103 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:26,649 My name is Bonaventure, Lisette's is Benoit, she married Roger. 104 00:08:28,651 --> 00:08:31,445 Someone else asked me the same thing yesterday. 105 00:08:31,904 --> 00:08:35,699 I think I still have her registration number on me. 106 00:08:35,866 --> 00:08:39,035 Here, it's 027 67 15. 107 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,288 Could I see her now? 108 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:43,832 It's difficult during working hours. 109 00:08:43,999 --> 00:08:49,129 Let's see. It's 5:40, the staff leave between quarter to and ten to. 110 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:51,381 - I can let her know. - Thank you. 111 00:08:51,547 --> 00:08:53,800 6th floor, Legal Department. 112 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,426 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 113 00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:58,054 She's in the next office. 114 00:08:58,221 --> 00:08:59,639 - Lisette? - Yes? 115 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:01,806 You're looking for Lisette Benoit? 116 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:05,019 Yes, she's my sister. I was wondering if I could... 117 00:09:08,564 --> 00:09:09,982 This gentleman. 118 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,233 Hello. 119 00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:15,445 Could we have a quick word? It's very important. 120 00:09:15,613 --> 00:09:17,554 You can save my life unknowingly. 121 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,617 I'm off in 10 minutes. Meet me downstairs. 122 00:09:20,785 --> 00:09:22,077 OK, I'll do that. 123 00:09:52,481 --> 00:09:53,982 What's your name? 124 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,150 Jean Arthur. 125 00:09:55,276 --> 00:09:56,319 I like it. 126 00:09:56,485 --> 00:09:58,654 My father gave me that name. 127 00:09:58,821 --> 00:10:03,158 He wanted it to rhyme. His name is Fernand Bonaventure. 128 00:10:03,325 --> 00:10:07,620 He wanted something poetic for me: Jean Arthur Bonaventure. 129 00:10:08,496 --> 00:10:09,832 That's very nice. 130 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,459 What are you having? 131 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:13,793 A rum. 132 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:16,754 What would you expect me to have? 133 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:20,383 A rum, please. 134 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:22,760 We also have funny names at home. 135 00:10:22,927 --> 00:10:24,345 Like what, for instance? 136 00:10:24,512 --> 00:10:26,848 Irenee Nestor. Isn't that funny? 137 00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:29,016 Yes, that's funny too. 138 00:10:30,059 --> 00:10:31,643 It doesn't rhyme, 139 00:10:31,811 --> 00:10:32,812 but it's cool. 140 00:10:35,772 --> 00:10:39,110 Listen, I don't really understand what you want. 141 00:10:39,276 --> 00:10:41,027 If your girlfriend turns up, 142 00:10:41,195 --> 00:10:43,864 I won't be able to pretend. I can't lie. 143 00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:48,494 I couldn't possibly make her believe I'm your girlfriend. 144 00:10:50,537 --> 00:10:51,580 You could try. 145 00:10:51,747 --> 00:10:54,958 I can't lie. I simply can't. 146 00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:59,629 If you're not used to lying, it's kind of difficult. 147 00:11:02,715 --> 00:11:04,892 It'll be easier to do the real thing. 148 00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:08,679 I find you handsome, I like blonde men with blue eyes. 149 00:11:08,846 --> 00:11:11,682 My boyfriend left two weeks ago. 150 00:11:11,849 --> 00:11:14,143 I really want to have sex with you. 151 00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:23,360 Thank you. 152 00:11:25,362 --> 00:11:26,613 Two more, please. 153 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,621 So? 154 00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:56,058 I'm going to sleep so well! 155 00:11:58,352 --> 00:12:01,355 Hey, is that a nightshirt? 156 00:12:01,522 --> 00:12:05,275 - Well it's a shirt... - It's all torn. Look at that! 157 00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:07,653 - You did that. - Did I? 158 00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:10,989 You tear me all apart. 159 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,285 Don't start. 160 00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:17,829 Or you'll get some kisses. 161 00:12:18,746 --> 00:12:21,123 At home, we don't wear nightshirts. 162 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:23,376 Neither do we. I'm the only one. 163 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,086 That's funny. 164 00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,047 Where did you get that? 165 00:12:28,756 --> 00:12:30,299 Was it your grandfather's? 166 00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:34,011 - It's my fetish shirt. - Fetish! 167 00:12:35,012 --> 00:12:36,931 When I don't have it on... 168 00:12:37,098 --> 00:12:38,515 Don't rip it! 169 00:12:38,682 --> 00:12:40,017 Look at that. 170 00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:52,696 I don't like my men to wear nightshirts. Take it off! 171 00:12:52,863 --> 00:12:54,155 Come take it off. 172 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:57,117 No, you're gonna rip it. 173 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,252 You don't want to play? Boring! 174 00:13:12,047 --> 00:13:14,925 Listen, I have an idea. I'd like to go out. 175 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:17,136 Where shall I take you? 176 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:21,098 I'll take you to a great club called Castel's. 177 00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:22,682 Castel's? 178 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:24,351 What's that? 179 00:13:24,518 --> 00:13:28,105 It's a very fashionable club. 180 00:13:28,272 --> 00:13:32,401 A textiles club? A sales reps club? Not my kind of place. 181 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,778 - What do you mean? - I don't know... 182 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:39,574 I'll tell you what, I have some Brazilian friends here. 183 00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:43,745 They're very cool people. 184 00:13:43,912 --> 00:13:47,665 I'd like to go see them this afternoon, if you agree. 185 00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:52,045 - Can we dance there? - Sure. 186 00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:55,188 - Take that off. - How about your... 187 00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:57,925 No! You're gonna rip it! Stop it. 188 00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:00,261 You're tickling me! 189 00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,095 I'm not tickling you. 190 00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:04,640 Take that off. 191 00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,982 Come on, take that off! 192 00:14:20,197 --> 00:14:21,656 Who could that be? 193 00:14:35,837 --> 00:14:36,838 Speaking. 194 00:14:37,421 --> 00:14:38,589 Ah, it's y... 195 00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:41,258 Yes, I was sleeping. 196 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:44,636 No. Panting? 197 00:14:45,971 --> 00:14:48,724 That's because I had a nightmare. 198 00:14:53,437 --> 00:14:55,021 Yes, I'm alone. 199 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,648 Alone! 200 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:01,402 No, I'm alone. That's... 201 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,242 No, I was... 202 00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:09,619 You wake me up like that... 203 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:12,622 A woman! 204 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,333 Who's that talking? 205 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,043 My sister. 206 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:21,213 - Me? Your sister? - Please, be nice. 207 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,549 My half-sister. That's why I never... Yes. 208 00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:27,011 - Half-sister? - Come on! 209 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:34,351 I had a nightmare, she came to see me straightaway. 210 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:38,187 We've had sex all night and now I'm your sister! 211 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,399 What am I doing? 212 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,816 She's talking... 213 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,235 She's talking nonsense. 214 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,579 Give me that, I want to speak to her. 215 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,157 Just a second. 216 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:54,578 Listen, I must ask you to leave my husband alone. 217 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:58,166 You woke him up to bother him with your stories. 218 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,543 Stop pestering him! 219 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,629 Don't bother him and leave us alone. 220 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,589 He's my husband. 221 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,718 I can't believe women! 222 00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:13,555 Why don't you try to find somebody else? 223 00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,977 It's always the same with you! 224 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,314 - It's the 1st time we've had sex! - The 1st time? 225 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,981 "Always the same"... 226 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,901 Always the same? Not always the same. 227 00:16:27,193 --> 00:16:28,361 What? 228 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,657 - Who's your woman? Me or her? - She's my sister. 229 00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:35,993 - She's your sister and so am I! - I didn't say that. 230 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,244 What's going on? 231 00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:40,498 I told her you were my sister... No, I told you... 232 00:16:40,581 --> 00:16:41,748 You! 233 00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:45,211 When you go to work, you say: "I'm off to work, hon." 234 00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:48,380 But in fact you're fooling around while I'm here! 235 00:16:48,547 --> 00:16:52,258 I'm not fooling around. My sister wanted to know how I was! 236 00:16:52,426 --> 00:16:53,510 That proves it! 237 00:16:54,177 --> 00:16:55,429 That proves what? 238 00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:57,639 - That proves it. - Proves what? 239 00:16:58,306 --> 00:16:59,725 She's just called! 240 00:16:59,891 --> 00:17:00,892 Who? 241 00:17:01,059 --> 00:17:03,770 - She has just called! - That was my sister. 242 00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:07,773 Your sister? I'm your sister and now she's your sister? 243 00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:11,444 You're not my sister, she is. I said: "That's my sister." 244 00:17:11,611 --> 00:17:14,614 Now you're telling me she's your sister. 245 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,952 - Why did she call? - To ask how I was. 246 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:23,288 Right... And she kept calling you "darling". 247 00:17:23,455 --> 00:17:26,876 - You can call a brother darling. - Darling? A brother? 248 00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,210 Why? 249 00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:32,089 - You don't call your brother darling? - No. 250 00:17:33,507 --> 00:17:38,094 I'm sorry, but in my family we call each other "my darling". 251 00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:39,429 How strange! 252 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:44,809 You can say "darling", but there are ways and ways of saying it. 253 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,270 You think I say it in a special way? 254 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:51,690 You say it to me the same way you said it on the phone. 255 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:53,192 Because I was panting! 256 00:17:53,359 --> 00:17:54,610 Panting? 257 00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:58,906 That's an excuse... 258 00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:01,575 Not at all! She's my sister, so I said... 259 00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:04,412 I didn't even say "darling"! 260 00:18:04,578 --> 00:18:08,749 You couldn't say it, I was sitting next to you! 261 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:11,627 - You were sitting next to me? - I'm here. 262 00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:12,795 I know you are! 263 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,839 If I wasn't here, she'd be lying in my bed. 264 00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:17,883 Not my sister! She'd be... 265 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,510 But I'm your sister as well! Come on... 266 00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:24,181 You're my big sister! You're my darling little sister. 267 00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:27,141 It's over now. 268 00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:29,977 Wait. 269 00:18:31,062 --> 00:18:32,229 There. 270 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:36,108 - The nerve! - So you don't have to answer... 271 00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:38,069 - That's not it! - Vicious! 272 00:18:38,235 --> 00:18:41,447 Now we can sleep all night without being disturbed. 273 00:18:41,613 --> 00:18:44,075 Sleep all night... 274 00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:47,328 I'd rather get a divorce. I'm fed up with all this. 275 00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:50,809 A divorce! We first slept together last night! 276 00:18:50,956 --> 00:18:52,833 What kind of a girl is that? 277 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:54,876 That proves it! 278 00:18:55,877 --> 00:18:59,047 What? You've been saying that for an hour now! 279 00:18:59,214 --> 00:19:01,675 I'm fed up, you hear? Fed up! 280 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:07,305 Because of you, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't do anything. 281 00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:10,933 - Come here, it's over. - I'm fed up... 282 00:19:17,815 --> 00:19:20,025 I'm dying to take a wee. 283 00:19:21,151 --> 00:19:23,278 - It's over there. - Over there? 284 00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:25,656 I don't want you to see me naked. 285 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:30,202 - We've had sex all night. - That's not the same thing. 286 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,539 What do you want? I can't do that for you! 287 00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:36,750 Come on... 288 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:38,293 Here. 289 00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:40,795 - Good. - Put this on. 290 00:19:52,223 --> 00:19:54,683 That's sweet. Thanks, darling. 291 00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,147 I nearly saw them. 292 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:02,358 You'll see nothing at all. 293 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,902 Absolutely nothing! 294 00:20:07,946 --> 00:20:08,947 There. 295 00:20:12,409 --> 00:20:14,202 Who's that girl? 296 00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:16,747 A black girl. 297 00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:18,525 You like black women? 298 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,709 Well yes... 299 00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,006 I can't... 300 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,717 For no special reason... 301 00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:31,344 I mean, it's... 302 00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:36,808 Beautiful hair. I'll grow my hair into an Afro. 303 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:37,975 Look. 304 00:22:00,972 --> 00:22:02,598 This is a friend of mine. 305 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,185 - What's her name? - Marise. 306 00:22:06,352 --> 00:22:07,436 Hello, Marise. 307 00:22:09,397 --> 00:22:12,024 The Caribbean... Those far-away countries... 308 00:22:12,816 --> 00:22:14,902 I'd love to go somewhere sunny. 309 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,904 So would I. 310 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,698 I'm sick of living in this country. 311 00:22:19,865 --> 00:22:24,327 You make no friends, no pals... Everybody's so grumpy! 312 00:22:24,494 --> 00:22:28,081 Me too, when I have enough money, I'll go there. 313 00:22:28,456 --> 00:22:29,291 I don't get it. 314 00:22:29,457 --> 00:22:33,169 You fools work for a travel agency, but never travel. 315 00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:35,797 It should be easier for you. 316 00:22:35,963 --> 00:22:40,342 What's stopping us from exploring desert islands? 317 00:22:40,509 --> 00:22:43,846 You make me laugh. There are no more desert islands! 318 00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:46,765 On desert islands, you see plastic bottles, 319 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,143 people do water-skiing on oil slicks, 320 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,813 coconuts come in cans and there's no more fish in the sea. 321 00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:55,065 - What? - No more fish in the sea! 322 00:22:55,232 --> 00:22:56,858 No more fish in the sea? 323 00:22:57,025 --> 00:23:00,571 Well I know places where you don't have to work. 324 00:23:00,737 --> 00:23:03,615 You can catch fish with your own hands. 325 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:07,869 If you reach out a bit higher, you can pick mangoes. 326 00:23:08,036 --> 00:23:09,662 Hey Fatso, 327 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:12,707 wouldn't you like to go to a desert island 328 00:23:12,874 --> 00:23:15,085 and live on love and fresh water? 329 00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:18,754 I mean, she's right... 330 00:23:18,921 --> 00:23:20,548 Wouldn't that tempt you? 331 00:23:21,257 --> 00:23:24,218 Wake up, Big Ben Teddy Crusoe. 332 00:23:24,385 --> 00:23:26,345 Shut up. I have an idea. 333 00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:28,764 Excuse me. 334 00:23:28,931 --> 00:23:32,309 Listen, at the agency we can see that people want 335 00:23:32,476 --> 00:23:34,311 something exotic and unexpected. 336 00:23:34,394 --> 00:23:35,645 Unexpected, yeah. 337 00:23:36,188 --> 00:23:40,900 No one has ever had the idea to offer a holiday programme 338 00:23:42,819 --> 00:23:44,404 that has no programme. 339 00:23:46,406 --> 00:23:51,453 If we whisk people off to a place where they can only eat and drink, 340 00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:54,998 I'm sure they'll pay FF 2,590 for three weeks. 341 00:23:55,164 --> 00:23:56,290 Is that a bet? 342 00:23:56,457 --> 00:24:00,962 Even if they have to find their own food. I'm sure! 343 00:24:01,129 --> 00:24:02,463 Hang on... 344 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:04,590 I have an idea! 345 00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:08,719 Wait a minute, it's my idea. 346 00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:12,222 Are they always like that? 347 00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:16,644 A great idea! We could sell it to the agency and make some money. 348 00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:19,688 I want a new Renault 16 for my holidays. 349 00:24:19,855 --> 00:24:22,315 Big Teddy in a family saloon car! 350 00:24:23,275 --> 00:24:27,195 So what? Listen, pal. You'll never see me walk! 351 00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:29,739 It's people like you that... 352 00:24:29,906 --> 00:24:31,283 I'm having drinks. 353 00:24:35,245 --> 00:24:36,245 There! 354 00:24:36,461 --> 00:24:38,342 ♪ O que ♪ 355 00:24:38,823 --> 00:24:44,288 ♪ é que a baiana tem? ♪ 356 00:24:44,962 --> 00:24:46,463 What? 357 00:24:49,091 --> 00:24:50,259 That one. 358 00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:15,841 So we've come up with an idea... 359 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:19,302 You know that we sell classic products all day long. 360 00:26:19,469 --> 00:26:23,849 For instance, a trip to Guadalajara, Mexico for FF 2,250, 361 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,809 hotel with breakfast included. 362 00:26:25,976 --> 00:26:30,105 The fifteen-day Rio package for FF 5,080, 363 00:26:30,272 --> 00:26:31,856 "Saudade do Brasil". 364 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:35,527 The Inca temples in twelve days, round trip Paris-Paris. 365 00:26:36,903 --> 00:26:39,080 Bangkok, FF 2,850, penetration price. 366 00:26:39,238 --> 00:26:42,324 That includes a trip to Payuta and Yata. 367 00:26:42,492 --> 00:26:46,412 Departure by coach at 9 am, then back to Bangkok for a day. 368 00:26:48,497 --> 00:26:51,417 Listen, I know all that. 369 00:26:53,752 --> 00:26:58,882 All day long we also sell products that are less traditional. 370 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,886 The Amazon cruise, up the Zaire River in a pirogue. 371 00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:06,097 - Nomalisation... - Nomadisation, right. 372 00:27:06,264 --> 00:27:07,849 Of the Mauritanian tribes. 373 00:27:08,016 --> 00:27:10,769 It's not "of", it's "with". They're nomads. 374 00:27:10,936 --> 00:27:12,054 Yeah, that's right. 375 00:27:13,521 --> 00:27:17,608 Sir, we can... at least we think we can go even further. 376 00:27:17,775 --> 00:27:20,986 You see, in modern life... 377 00:27:21,154 --> 00:27:23,323 In current modern life, 378 00:27:23,489 --> 00:27:27,410 we're weighed down by trivial, minor emotions. 379 00:27:27,577 --> 00:27:31,831 We think there's a need for unforgettable, unique emotions. 380 00:27:33,874 --> 00:27:34,917 Yeah... unique. 381 00:27:37,294 --> 00:27:38,462 Grandiose emotions. 382 00:27:42,216 --> 00:27:43,383 How? 383 00:27:45,094 --> 00:27:47,554 If in the jungle 384 00:27:48,430 --> 00:27:49,598 or in foul marshes, 385 00:27:52,601 --> 00:27:57,188 you find yourself not knowing how to eat, drink... 386 00:27:57,355 --> 00:27:59,232 Sleep. How to sleep as well. 387 00:28:01,317 --> 00:28:05,029 All these everyday life things, I won't name them all. 388 00:28:05,196 --> 00:28:09,908 As he said, things that are trivial in a city context, 389 00:28:11,535 --> 00:28:13,537 but once you're out there... 390 00:28:13,704 --> 00:28:16,790 Well, the idea is: I get some people 391 00:28:16,957 --> 00:28:19,877 and drop them on a desert island. 392 00:28:24,464 --> 00:28:25,841 In the Caribbean. 393 00:28:29,719 --> 00:28:32,014 There are no more desert islands. 394 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,556 Are you kidding me? 395 00:28:34,474 --> 00:28:38,270 Nowadays, they build air-conditioned hotels 396 00:28:38,436 --> 00:28:40,554 for curler-haired American grannies. 397 00:28:41,063 --> 00:28:45,317 You're exaggerating, Mr Richon. There are some left. 398 00:28:45,485 --> 00:28:48,988 We'll force people to fend for themselves 399 00:28:49,155 --> 00:28:51,921 and this product will be called Robinson Crusoe. 400 00:28:52,074 --> 00:28:56,495 Actually, I can't say it's not an interesting idea. 401 00:28:56,996 --> 00:29:00,749 But you see, I don't make any decisions. 402 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:03,794 I run this agency, that's all. 403 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,587 But perhaps 404 00:29:05,754 --> 00:29:09,299 I can arrange for you to meet the managing director, 405 00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:12,385 if you want to sell your idea. 406 00:29:20,185 --> 00:29:21,352 Boissier? 407 00:29:22,562 --> 00:29:25,565 Is Mr Nottingham in Paris at the moment? 408 00:30:40,345 --> 00:30:41,721 Are you leaving at one? 409 00:30:41,888 --> 00:30:45,099 I've just arrived. Book me on the 5 o'clock flight. 410 00:30:45,266 --> 00:30:47,560 There are a few letters to sign. 411 00:30:48,686 --> 00:30:51,731 I've already told you, that can wait till next week! 412 00:30:51,898 --> 00:30:56,152 - Mr Leblanc said it was urgent. - Mr Leblanc is an idiot! 413 00:30:57,778 --> 00:30:59,738 So what am I supposed to do? 414 00:31:01,823 --> 00:31:03,284 Mr Bonaventure? 415 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:11,124 What are you doing for lunch? 416 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,877 - Nothing. - Have lunch with me. 417 00:31:14,044 --> 00:31:16,421 Yes, Mr Nottingham. 418 00:31:22,552 --> 00:31:23,886 And you, of course. 419 00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:30,643 Where are you going to find the desert islands? 420 00:31:30,810 --> 00:31:32,061 In the Caribbean. 421 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,772 There are a few places. 422 00:31:34,939 --> 00:31:36,691 Virgin Islands, Tobago... 423 00:31:43,530 --> 00:31:45,115 If for instance... 424 00:31:52,872 --> 00:31:55,334 There's something else to be considered. 425 00:31:56,710 --> 00:31:58,336 The insurance. 426 00:31:59,463 --> 00:32:03,341 When you offer a product, say crossing Thailand on foot, 427 00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:05,844 the insurance companies will cover you 428 00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:09,097 because you can provide enough security guarantees... 429 00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:30,242 If you know the expedition leaders, and so on. 430 00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:35,705 Do you smoke? 431 00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:37,207 Yes, thank you. 432 00:32:37,374 --> 00:32:38,458 Sorry. 433 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:42,379 The insurers accept to cover us 434 00:32:45,548 --> 00:32:48,134 because our expedition leaders are reliable. 435 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:52,054 They're local people, who know the country, the customs, etc. 436 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,045 The insurers agree to cover us. 437 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,058 But... 438 00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:00,354 your Robinson Crusoe project 439 00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:02,981 is entirely about the unexpected. 440 00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:06,152 We can say to the insurers... 441 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:12,365 It actually falls into the four S's. 442 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:16,787 Sun, sea, sand 443 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:18,413 and sex. 444 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:25,170 We had thought about the three first ones, but not... 445 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:38,516 I'm sorry. 446 00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,728 Robinson Crusoe only had Friday. 447 00:34:21,557 --> 00:34:22,558 Are you not well? 448 00:34:26,479 --> 00:34:28,981 Shall we ask someone to open the window? 449 00:34:35,737 --> 00:34:40,283 I would be unwise to discard your project as uninteresting, 450 00:34:42,076 --> 00:34:46,623 as you're telling me the passengers will find their own subsistence. 451 00:34:47,457 --> 00:34:49,166 - Is that right? - Absolutely. 452 00:34:50,001 --> 00:34:52,461 I think that's quite a clever idea. 453 00:34:52,629 --> 00:34:55,673 We usually have very narrow profit margins. 454 00:35:02,929 --> 00:35:04,056 What shall we do? 455 00:35:04,223 --> 00:35:09,270 I scribbled a short text about Robinson Crusoe. 456 00:35:10,354 --> 00:35:14,650 I've lost it and my sister's waiting. Sort it out with the copywriter. 457 00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:16,985 OK, I'll take care of everything. 458 00:35:17,152 --> 00:35:20,488 Do your best and it'll be fine. 459 00:35:23,408 --> 00:35:28,663 We also thought up something else. You said they'd have nothing... 460 00:35:28,829 --> 00:35:31,999 So we came up with "For Robinson, a nail is a nail." 461 00:35:33,459 --> 00:35:36,282 "A nail is a nail", yeah... Perhaps a bit more... 462 00:35:36,921 --> 00:35:38,714 It's along those lines... 463 00:35:38,881 --> 00:35:41,425 Also, highlighting the unknown side of it: 464 00:35:41,592 --> 00:35:44,637 "Robinson's island: all we know about it is nothing." 465 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,096 Yeah, that's closer. 466 00:35:46,263 --> 00:35:47,848 Do you like it? 467 00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:52,561 It's more like what I'd imagined: "Nothing assured for FF 3,000." 468 00:35:53,437 --> 00:35:56,940 We could have something like: "FF 3,000, nothing included." 469 00:35:57,106 --> 00:35:58,442 That's interesting. 470 00:35:58,608 --> 00:36:03,613 And I had another idea, my favourite one, really catchy: 471 00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:05,949 "Robinson, fend for yourself." 472 00:36:08,409 --> 00:36:09,660 Double page. 473 00:36:12,413 --> 00:36:13,873 On this page... 474 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,752 we'll put an island here. 475 00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:23,048 Water. 476 00:36:25,593 --> 00:36:26,760 A palm tree. 477 00:36:28,178 --> 00:36:29,179 Do you like it? 478 00:36:31,514 --> 00:36:35,018 And we can put the sign after the double page. 479 00:36:35,185 --> 00:36:36,812 The sign here... 480 00:36:37,437 --> 00:36:39,606 - It reads: "Robinson..." - Good. 481 00:36:41,441 --> 00:36:42,275 I love it. 482 00:36:42,442 --> 00:36:44,486 It's very big and that's important. 483 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:47,322 And we'll be able to put a caption here. 484 00:36:47,489 --> 00:36:49,031 And the catch line... 485 00:36:49,198 --> 00:36:51,325 What's that catch thing? 486 00:36:51,826 --> 00:36:53,202 The slogan. 487 00:36:53,369 --> 00:36:55,622 "FF 3,000, nothing included." 488 00:36:55,788 --> 00:36:58,141 Great. And "Robinson: fend for yourself". 489 00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:02,586 My friend, the directors are interested in your idea. 490 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:04,255 Especially Mr Nottingham. 491 00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:07,883 You're both going on a study trip, Dupoirier and yourself. 492 00:37:08,049 --> 00:37:09,301 Me, Mr Richon? 493 00:37:12,638 --> 00:37:15,015 - We're going on a study trip. - Who? 494 00:37:15,181 --> 00:37:16,182 Well, us! 495 00:37:16,307 --> 00:37:18,560 - What? A study trip? - A study trip. 496 00:37:18,727 --> 00:37:21,521 - The head office in London? - The Caribbean. 497 00:37:21,688 --> 00:37:23,148 It's Good Friday. 498 00:37:23,314 --> 00:37:27,235 You can leave, let's see... on Tuesday, the 9th. 499 00:37:28,153 --> 00:37:31,072 That gives you the weekend to get organised. 500 00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,240 You'll get it done in three weeks. 501 00:37:33,366 --> 00:37:38,245 Book your tickets now, on 253 to Fort-de-France or Pointe-à-Pitre. 502 00:37:38,413 --> 00:37:39,747 No, no... 503 00:37:40,706 --> 00:37:44,168 I had the idea and all... but I never wanted to... 504 00:37:44,334 --> 00:37:48,172 I just wanted to help the agency, not to travel myself... 505 00:37:48,923 --> 00:37:50,549 I'm not qualified to go 506 00:37:50,715 --> 00:37:52,892 and I'm getting married next month... 507 00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:56,513 Listen, pal, you're just an employee! 508 00:37:56,930 --> 00:37:58,014 Damn! 509 00:37:59,683 --> 00:38:03,478 What the fuck am I gonna do? Lose my job or lose my fiancée? 510 00:38:03,645 --> 00:38:06,815 What am I gonna do? What the fuck am I gonna do? 511 00:38:39,596 --> 00:38:41,223 Excuse me, sir. 512 00:38:41,389 --> 00:38:44,476 Aren't you Mr Jean Arthur Bonaventure? 513 00:38:44,642 --> 00:38:46,811 - I am. - I thought so. 514 00:38:46,978 --> 00:38:51,023 - Why? - Bernard Dupoirier, Joel's brother. 515 00:38:51,941 --> 00:38:54,235 Little Teddy! Big Teddy's brother! 516 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:57,321 It's nice of you to come see him off! 517 00:38:57,488 --> 00:39:00,074 - No, I'm going. - Going on a holiday? 518 00:39:00,241 --> 00:39:01,993 No, I'm going with you. 519 00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:03,619 To work with us? 520 00:39:03,785 --> 00:39:06,163 I'm going alone with you. 521 00:39:06,330 --> 00:39:08,040 How do you mean? 522 00:39:08,624 --> 00:39:11,095 You're going alone with me? Isn't he going? 523 00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:13,962 What? Isn't he going with me? Where's he now? 524 00:39:14,129 --> 00:39:16,382 Right now, he's in the lavatory. 525 00:39:16,548 --> 00:39:20,844 We're leaving in 10 minutes and he's in the lavatory? Jesus! 526 00:39:21,011 --> 00:39:22,428 Where's the lavatory? 527 00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:38,152 Mum didn't want him to go because he's sick. 528 00:39:38,319 --> 00:39:41,406 Yesterday, it was the fiancée, today, the mother! 529 00:39:41,572 --> 00:39:43,365 And he hides in the lavatory! 530 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:52,750 - What's all this? - I was in the lavatory. 531 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:54,751 I'm talking about the trip! 532 00:39:54,919 --> 00:39:56,961 My brother is going in my place. 533 00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:58,755 He doesn't know the job! 534 00:39:58,922 --> 00:40:03,134 He was a cook on an aircraft carrier in Toulon for 18 months. 535 00:40:03,302 --> 00:40:04,428 And the tickets? 536 00:40:04,594 --> 00:40:07,346 His name is Dupoirier, isn't it? 537 00:40:07,514 --> 00:40:10,559 - How about Richon? - I'll handle him. 538 00:40:10,725 --> 00:40:12,894 This was your idea, you're going! 539 00:40:13,061 --> 00:40:15,354 We need a brain in Paris, that's me. 540 00:40:15,521 --> 00:40:16,522 A brain! 541 00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:19,943 - Excuse me, immediate boarding. - Go get my luggage. 542 00:40:20,109 --> 00:40:22,445 - See? He's very helpful. - I don't care! 543 00:40:22,528 --> 00:40:24,058 - I'm not going. - You are! 544 00:40:24,738 --> 00:40:25,989 This was your idea! 545 00:40:51,055 --> 00:40:52,224 Where are you going? 546 00:40:52,307 --> 00:40:56,227 To send a postcard to Mum and Joel to say I've arrived safely. 547 00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:40,478 You must have travelled a lot. 548 00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:43,398 Not so much. 549 00:41:44,106 --> 00:41:46,526 A few holiday trips with Mum and Joel. 550 00:41:46,692 --> 00:41:48,653 We go to Spain quite often. 551 00:41:48,819 --> 00:41:52,239 You're a cook on big ships, aren't you? 552 00:41:52,907 --> 00:41:57,202 I was a navy cook. In Toulon. I mean, canteen staff. 553 00:42:22,893 --> 00:42:25,813 That's also tropical vegetation. 554 00:42:48,168 --> 00:42:49,252 This one. 555 00:42:51,713 --> 00:42:52,880 This one. 556 00:42:54,966 --> 00:42:56,217 I like that one. 557 00:42:56,968 --> 00:42:59,261 With this one, I'm sure... 558 00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:02,556 I'll keep this one. 559 00:43:02,724 --> 00:43:04,516 And you can have that one. 560 00:43:14,235 --> 00:43:16,612 It was stupid of them to send me here. 561 00:43:17,738 --> 00:43:21,408 And even more stupid of me to agree to come. 562 00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:28,790 Big Teddy is a happy bastard, with his Etiennette, his slippers, 563 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,709 his chocolate charlottes. 564 00:43:33,294 --> 00:43:35,130 What am I doing here? 565 00:43:35,296 --> 00:43:38,062 What am I doing in this place I don't even know? 566 00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:40,135 And you? 567 00:43:41,636 --> 00:43:45,848 What are you doing with me? You never even left the Toulon harbour! 568 00:43:46,015 --> 00:43:50,352 True, I've never gone past Morillon, except to have a swim. 569 00:43:50,519 --> 00:43:52,437 We won't get far this way! 570 00:43:53,522 --> 00:43:55,983 Don't worry, we'll be fine. 571 00:45:38,248 --> 00:45:40,291 In the name of the King of France, 572 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,544 I take possession of these unknown lands. 573 00:45:45,421 --> 00:45:47,632 Here we shall plant banana trees 574 00:45:48,298 --> 00:45:49,634 coffee trees 575 00:45:50,342 --> 00:45:51,969 and sugar cane. 576 00:45:52,970 --> 00:45:55,723 We shall have black Africans sent over 577 00:45:56,306 --> 00:45:58,517 to work for us. 578 00:45:59,852 --> 00:46:01,103 Thus, 579 00:46:02,062 --> 00:46:05,732 we shall ensure the prosperity of the Kingdom. 580 00:46:09,528 --> 00:46:11,237 Long live the King! 581 00:46:14,323 --> 00:46:16,826 In the name of the Republic, 582 00:46:16,993 --> 00:46:19,620 slavery will be abolished. 583 00:46:19,954 --> 00:46:22,999 The right to vote will be guaranteed to everyone, 584 00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:27,211 and everyone will have access to the public health service. 585 00:46:27,378 --> 00:46:32,425 We shall build roads, hospitals, schools, 586 00:46:33,008 --> 00:46:36,929 hotels, marinas, pizzerias, drugstores 587 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:39,306 and also airports, 588 00:46:39,473 --> 00:46:44,436 thanks to which, we'll dump hordes of tourists here by charter flights. 589 00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:49,900 Thus, we shall make substantial profits, 590 00:46:50,984 --> 00:46:52,694 beneficial to all, naturally. 591 00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:57,490 Because each person is free to invest their capital. 592 00:47:00,076 --> 00:47:01,536 Long live the Republic! 593 00:47:09,210 --> 00:47:11,670 You don't know what you're looking for? 594 00:47:11,838 --> 00:47:15,841 We don't. There's no bananas and we can't only give them fish. 595 00:47:16,008 --> 00:47:18,219 There's no water. We looked everywhere. 596 00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:20,011 We did. 597 00:47:22,514 --> 00:47:25,601 You know, there are hundreds of Caribbean islands. 598 00:47:26,435 --> 00:47:31,147 A friend of mine knows them well. He's not far. 599 00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:34,818 - He's got a boat? - Yes, a Baltic Trader. 600 00:47:35,610 --> 00:47:38,321 If you want, we can get in touch with him. 601 00:47:54,211 --> 00:47:56,964 Hello Aventure, Rescator calling. 602 00:47:57,131 --> 00:48:00,717 Rescator calling Aventure. Do you read? 603 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:04,429 Rescator, I read loud and clear. 604 00:48:05,222 --> 00:48:07,849 Hello Serge, this is Babi. 605 00:48:08,642 --> 00:48:12,521 We're near Petite Terre. I have a couple of friends on board. 606 00:48:12,687 --> 00:48:14,689 We'd like to have a planteur. 607 00:48:14,856 --> 00:48:16,525 I'd prefer a daiquiri. 608 00:48:16,691 --> 00:48:18,276 A pina colada for me. 609 00:48:18,442 --> 00:48:20,236 Daiquiri or pina colada. 610 00:48:21,404 --> 00:48:22,822 We'll be right there. 611 00:48:27,368 --> 00:48:28,995 You think they can hear us? 612 00:48:36,294 --> 00:48:38,421 Do you know a desert island? 613 00:48:43,216 --> 00:48:44,467 What did he say? 614 00:48:50,432 --> 00:48:55,603 There: "Our efficient ad has born fruit, many have signed up. 615 00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:59,357 "Directors have decided to try it at once 616 00:48:59,524 --> 00:49:02,109 "with the first group Jinristou." 617 00:49:02,276 --> 00:49:04,320 Our holidays are over. 618 00:49:04,487 --> 00:49:07,824 "They'll arrive on the 15 of this month." 619 00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:09,742 What's the date today? 620 00:49:09,909 --> 00:49:14,246 "Bernard should come to Paris to take care of the group. 621 00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:15,747 "Joel." 622 00:49:17,083 --> 00:49:18,875 End of quote. 623 00:49:19,043 --> 00:49:21,749 I'll take things in hand, supervise everything. 624 00:49:21,878 --> 00:49:24,548 And you know what you have to do. 625 00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:28,469 A WEEK LATER... 626 00:51:23,204 --> 00:51:24,830 Is everybody here? 627 00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:30,001 Is everybody here? 628 00:51:39,677 --> 00:51:40,761 What? 629 00:51:41,596 --> 00:51:42,597 There's no what? 630 00:51:52,815 --> 00:51:54,191 Is everybody here? 631 00:51:58,278 --> 00:52:00,405 Why do you keep doing this? 632 00:52:00,948 --> 00:52:02,032 Good. 633 00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:36,649 - How many are there? - So far, only her. 634 00:52:36,815 --> 00:52:38,151 How do you mean? 635 00:52:39,277 --> 00:52:42,821 My brother said there'd be just under ten of them at Orly. 636 00:52:42,988 --> 00:52:44,490 I only found her. 637 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:48,994 Is that "taking things in hand"? Where are the others? 638 00:52:49,161 --> 00:52:53,581 My brother didn't give me the sign, so I couldn't spot them at Orly. 639 00:52:53,748 --> 00:52:55,833 They may have gone elsewhere. 640 00:52:56,001 --> 00:52:58,961 Seychelles, the Azores... I mean, the Comoros... 641 00:52:59,129 --> 00:53:01,798 I actually found her by chance on the plane. 642 00:53:02,632 --> 00:53:05,009 He knows an adventure needs planning! 643 00:53:07,595 --> 00:53:09,418 Is your desert island far away? 644 00:53:09,556 --> 00:53:10,807 What desert island? 645 00:53:10,973 --> 00:53:14,977 Oh yeah, I don't know. We'll wait for the others outside. 646 00:53:19,690 --> 00:53:20,691 This way. 647 00:53:26,738 --> 00:53:28,114 Is that the coach? 648 00:53:28,282 --> 00:53:31,868 Not very swanky, but it's only for tonight. It's not far. 649 00:53:32,869 --> 00:53:35,664 Little Teddy, put the suitcases in the back. 650 00:53:36,372 --> 00:53:37,726 Come on round the back. 651 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:47,342 You give them to me? 652 00:53:59,645 --> 00:54:01,105 Careful with my guitar. 653 00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:03,523 My hat! 654 00:54:05,985 --> 00:54:08,528 You didn't have to bring your guitar. 655 00:54:21,207 --> 00:54:23,710 Is this Robinson Crusoe? I'm going with you. 656 00:54:23,793 --> 00:54:27,546 I'll get my diving equipment. Be right back. 657 00:54:27,714 --> 00:54:29,423 Go help him, Teddy. 658 00:54:45,523 --> 00:54:47,525 - Here, I'll help you. - Thanks. 659 00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:49,901 - Is it fragile? - Yes, be careful. 660 00:54:52,279 --> 00:54:54,239 I'll take this and the two bags. 661 00:54:54,406 --> 00:54:58,243 - What's all this stuff? - My diving equipment. 662 00:55:03,373 --> 00:55:04,749 This thing's heavy! 663 00:55:18,554 --> 00:55:19,972 Come on, let's go. 664 00:55:20,472 --> 00:55:21,974 Close the door. 665 00:55:23,934 --> 00:55:25,186 - Ready? - Yes. 666 00:55:26,312 --> 00:55:27,646 You nearly missed us. 667 00:55:27,813 --> 00:55:28,814 We're off. 668 00:55:29,690 --> 00:55:32,278 - I said you nearly missed us. - Close thing! 669 00:55:33,735 --> 00:55:37,573 - I was collecting my equipment. - What's all that stuff? 670 00:55:38,699 --> 00:55:40,075 Let's go. 671 00:55:45,038 --> 00:55:48,124 That's not what Robinson is about. 672 00:55:48,291 --> 00:55:50,000 We'll talk about it later. 673 00:55:57,550 --> 00:55:58,718 Are you OK? 674 00:55:58,884 --> 00:55:59,885 We're fine. 675 00:56:01,470 --> 00:56:05,390 This desert island we're going to... this Galantine... 676 00:56:08,643 --> 00:56:10,437 The best one of all islands. 677 00:56:10,604 --> 00:56:12,231 Galantine or whatever... 678 00:56:12,397 --> 00:56:13,940 There's no Galantine. 679 00:56:14,941 --> 00:56:18,320 There's Marie-Galante, but that's not where we're going. 680 00:56:18,487 --> 00:56:21,075 - There. - We're gonna have a laugh with you. 681 00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:22,866 Where are we going? 682 00:56:23,032 --> 00:56:26,870 We're now going to the boat. It's not far, won't take long. 683 00:56:27,036 --> 00:56:28,037 Great. 684 00:56:30,623 --> 00:56:32,750 The captain will be waiting for us. 685 00:56:32,917 --> 00:56:36,754 - Is it a long drive? - No, just about 10 minutes. 686 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,964 Are you OK? 687 00:56:44,428 --> 00:56:46,805 I really didn't feel like coming. 688 00:56:47,347 --> 00:56:49,558 But he wanted to so badly. 689 00:56:51,393 --> 00:56:53,520 I was bored in my company. 690 00:56:54,146 --> 00:56:58,775 We had a row, I quit and instead of looking for a new job, I thought: 691 00:56:58,942 --> 00:57:00,472 "I'll go away for a month, 692 00:57:01,028 --> 00:57:03,738 "get some rest, take a break, do some diving... 693 00:57:04,281 --> 00:57:05,532 "and then I'll see." 694 00:57:06,241 --> 00:57:08,451 Stupid that I am, I followed him. 695 00:57:14,290 --> 00:57:17,126 - Won't you get motion sickness? - No, I'm fine. 696 00:57:19,003 --> 00:57:20,963 - Are you from Paris? - Yes. 697 00:57:21,130 --> 00:57:25,842 I needed some sun, some nature... That's good in winter. I'm exhausted. 698 00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:28,762 - What do you do? - I'm a press attaché assistant. 699 00:57:28,845 --> 00:57:30,472 Such hard work! 700 00:57:36,812 --> 00:57:38,438 Don't mind my asking, 701 00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:43,276 but do you think you'll rest there? I mean, no comfort... 702 00:57:44,069 --> 00:57:47,906 You're sure you're aware of the security conditions? 703 00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:49,657 Security? Why? 704 00:57:51,326 --> 00:57:53,203 You didn't read the leaflet? 705 00:57:53,994 --> 00:57:58,291 We'll be dumped on a desert island and will have to manage alone. 706 00:57:58,458 --> 00:57:59,459 Joyful... 707 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:03,212 It is joyful! I personally won't get bored. 708 00:58:04,213 --> 00:58:08,217 - This is not an organised holiday? - How do you mean? 709 00:58:08,383 --> 00:58:11,803 I wanted a peaceful holiday village where I wouldn't move. 710 00:58:11,971 --> 00:58:15,182 You're gonna have to move, but it'll be peaceful. 711 00:58:15,349 --> 00:58:17,976 There's no radio, no TV, 712 00:58:18,143 --> 00:58:21,396 no cinema, no water, no beds... 713 00:58:22,689 --> 00:58:23,940 And no men either? 714 00:58:24,315 --> 00:58:26,192 - Pardon me? - No men? 715 00:58:26,359 --> 00:58:27,527 Well that yes... 716 00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:43,584 Hey... 717 00:58:46,379 --> 00:58:49,965 What kind of a coach is this? How did you get it? 718 00:58:51,133 --> 00:58:54,094 It does the Point-à-Pitre Kokoyé route. 719 00:58:54,261 --> 00:58:56,805 The driver's very kind, we made a deal. 720 00:58:56,972 --> 00:58:58,891 He'll drive us to Sous-le-Vent. 721 00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:03,020 Only, we have to call at the station to pick a couple of people. 722 00:59:03,186 --> 00:59:05,313 They may not like that. 723 00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:07,357 Them? 724 00:59:07,524 --> 00:59:09,567 Nonsense, a bit of local colour. 725 01:00:35,233 --> 01:00:36,943 Are they coming with us? 726 01:00:38,652 --> 01:00:41,905 They're gonna get off soon. This is a regular route. 727 01:00:42,073 --> 01:00:43,241 Luckily. 728 01:01:44,382 --> 01:01:45,634 Miss... 729 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,186 Are we there? 730 01:01:56,352 --> 01:01:58,438 The coach has broken down. No more lights. 731 01:01:58,521 --> 01:02:01,524 I'm worried, we must be there in the morning. 732 01:02:01,691 --> 01:02:04,318 We can't drive at night. 733 01:02:04,485 --> 01:02:07,154 - How far are we? - 20 km. 734 01:02:16,621 --> 01:02:19,041 The driver wants to go back to the village. 735 01:02:19,124 --> 01:02:21,418 Too risky in the middle of the night. 736 01:02:21,585 --> 01:02:24,463 After all, there's only 10, 20 km left. 737 01:02:24,629 --> 01:02:26,089 We can carry on, right? 738 01:02:26,756 --> 01:02:30,802 I think I saw a house when we were going through the pass. 739 01:02:30,969 --> 01:02:33,805 Right, I'm sure they'll put us up. 740 01:02:33,972 --> 01:02:36,678 There's only 10 of us. We'll go in the morning. 741 01:02:36,808 --> 01:02:38,392 Is it far? 742 01:02:38,559 --> 01:02:40,769 - No, just over there. - Seriously? 743 01:02:41,479 --> 01:02:43,272 Everybody, please get off. 744 01:02:44,773 --> 01:02:45,983 Get your luggage. 745 01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:48,694 Get the luggage in the back of the car. 746 01:02:59,329 --> 01:03:00,706 OK, you can go. 747 01:03:07,462 --> 01:03:09,047 I can't carry this! 748 01:03:09,714 --> 01:03:13,050 We can't leave it in the car. Three months' savings. 749 01:03:14,051 --> 01:03:17,639 Well you'll carry your savings on your shoulders. 750 01:03:26,397 --> 01:03:27,815 What are you doing? 751 01:03:27,982 --> 01:03:29,150 The light. 752 01:03:32,569 --> 01:03:33,945 Honestly, it's heavy! 753 01:03:44,122 --> 01:03:45,123 Come on. 754 01:03:49,252 --> 01:03:51,129 - Is that all? - Yes. 755 01:03:51,296 --> 01:03:52,839 OK, just follow me. 756 01:03:53,006 --> 01:03:55,633 - Where to? - Just over there, not far. 757 01:03:56,301 --> 01:03:58,803 I'm taking you to a shelter. 758 01:04:01,181 --> 01:04:03,266 It's not far, honestly. 759 01:04:03,433 --> 01:04:05,142 No, let's go. Follow me. 760 01:04:05,310 --> 01:04:08,270 Little Teddy, you lead the way, I'll go behind. 761 01:04:08,813 --> 01:04:10,230 Take the lamp. 762 01:04:10,397 --> 01:04:11,899 Here, I have a lamp. 763 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:14,234 It doesn't work. 764 01:04:14,401 --> 01:04:15,778 Take these tanks. 765 01:04:16,904 --> 01:04:18,280 Follow Teddy. 766 01:04:18,447 --> 01:04:19,907 Come on this way. 767 01:04:24,578 --> 01:04:26,871 - I'll take the lamp. - Here. 768 01:04:27,038 --> 01:04:28,206 You lead the way. 769 01:04:44,430 --> 01:04:46,307 - Can you see it? - No. 770 01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:48,726 I'm sure it's around here. 771 01:04:48,892 --> 01:04:51,645 I'm telling you it's before the hill. 772 01:04:51,812 --> 01:04:53,814 No, I'm sure it's around here. 773 01:04:53,981 --> 01:04:55,232 Before the hill? 774 01:04:55,399 --> 01:04:58,527 Anyway, it must be less than a kilometre away. 775 01:04:58,694 --> 01:05:00,153 So it's not up hill? 776 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,322 Must be less than a kilometre away. 777 01:05:02,405 --> 01:05:06,326 I remember it's around here, are we on the hill? 778 01:05:06,869 --> 01:05:08,245 I don't know. 779 01:05:10,747 --> 01:05:13,541 I could've gone rock-climbing in Fontainebleau. 780 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:16,127 Here it is. I told you. 781 01:05:16,711 --> 01:05:19,418 Here's the path. I told you it was around here. 782 01:05:19,547 --> 01:05:22,216 I can't see a thing with that lamp. 783 01:05:22,383 --> 01:05:24,510 The path is waymarked. 784 01:05:24,677 --> 01:05:25,928 Where are we going? 785 01:05:29,473 --> 01:05:30,850 Are we all here? 786 01:06:22,566 --> 01:06:24,359 It's very windy here. 787 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,967 - Is anybody there? - Yes. 788 01:06:51,969 --> 01:06:53,596 I think there's somebody. 789 01:06:54,638 --> 01:06:57,600 They said "yes" when I asked. 790 01:06:57,766 --> 01:06:59,267 It was me, you idiot. 791 01:07:00,393 --> 01:07:02,605 Funny acoustic effect! 792 01:07:04,481 --> 01:07:05,565 So? 793 01:07:05,733 --> 01:07:07,192 Everything's fine. 794 01:07:21,038 --> 01:07:22,999 I'm sure I can hear a noise. 795 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:32,424 I can't take this! I want to leave this place! 796 01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:34,886 I don't want to stay here! 797 01:07:42,393 --> 01:07:43,560 Calm down. 798 01:10:29,219 --> 01:10:30,470 Already up? 799 01:10:32,096 --> 01:10:34,057 We'll let the little ones sleep. 800 01:10:50,698 --> 01:10:52,241 You up as well? 801 01:10:55,994 --> 01:10:57,788 It's gonna be a beautiful day. 802 01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,042 You slept well? 803 01:11:46,210 --> 01:11:47,294 Not really. 804 01:11:56,970 --> 01:11:59,597 You know what I'd really like? Some coffee. 805 01:12:16,489 --> 01:12:18,949 Great... but six hours too late. 806 01:12:19,116 --> 01:12:23,829 May not be too late for coffee, if we can make some inside. 807 01:12:23,996 --> 01:12:25,414 There's nothing inside. 808 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:27,166 Not a bloody thing. 809 01:12:27,791 --> 01:12:30,169 There's nothing. Only this thing. 810 01:12:32,671 --> 01:12:35,382 No, let's keep it. It can come in handy. 811 01:12:38,593 --> 01:12:41,763 I have the feeling they're a lot less enthusiastic. 812 01:12:42,556 --> 01:12:45,183 The fact that there's no coffee didn't help. 813 01:12:52,648 --> 01:12:54,358 Perhaps there's a leader. 814 01:12:55,818 --> 01:12:57,153 If I find out who... 815 01:13:06,161 --> 01:13:10,082 I think you'll have to talk to them about our next moves. 816 01:13:18,090 --> 01:13:20,592 Hey Mr Artist, no daydreaming now. 817 01:13:20,758 --> 01:13:23,678 It's OK. We'll reach the falls in an hour. 818 01:13:23,845 --> 01:13:25,012 An hour or two. 819 01:13:26,389 --> 01:13:27,474 Alright, Teddy? 820 01:13:28,224 --> 01:13:30,101 Hurry up a bit. Move it. 821 01:13:33,187 --> 01:13:34,599 Hope you're enjoying it. 822 01:14:04,885 --> 01:14:06,761 My shoulder's numb. 823 01:14:12,767 --> 01:14:14,394 My shoulder's numb! 824 01:14:17,438 --> 01:14:18,523 Here. 825 01:14:19,231 --> 01:14:20,858 Take that, it's heavy. 826 01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:26,321 - Are you OK? - Yes. 827 01:14:29,992 --> 01:14:30,993 Come on. 828 01:14:35,622 --> 01:14:37,832 Hurry up. Just one more hour. 829 01:14:39,584 --> 01:14:41,044 You're coming? 830 01:14:42,587 --> 01:14:43,672 Very good. 831 01:14:47,175 --> 01:14:48,342 Shit! 832 01:14:49,177 --> 01:14:52,013 - What's the matter? - I dropped my suitcase. 833 01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:53,847 Hurry up, Teddy. 834 01:14:54,015 --> 01:14:55,808 Still a good hour to go. 835 01:14:55,975 --> 01:14:57,851 Watch out! The suitcase! 836 01:14:59,103 --> 01:15:00,729 I can't believe this! 837 01:15:00,896 --> 01:15:02,955 I'll get it because at this pace... 838 01:15:06,193 --> 01:15:07,736 We'll never get there. 839 01:15:14,534 --> 01:15:16,744 You want me to carry something? 840 01:15:17,245 --> 01:15:19,331 If you don't mind, the little bag. 841 01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:22,375 Come on, quick. 842 01:15:24,711 --> 01:15:26,182 Where are the others now? 843 01:15:29,006 --> 01:15:30,477 Have to do it all myself! 844 01:15:35,972 --> 01:15:39,683 - These natural-born live wires... - Stop moaning! 845 01:15:42,103 --> 01:15:44,938 I find eternal optimists so depressing! 846 01:15:46,940 --> 01:15:47,941 Hurry up! 847 01:15:51,194 --> 01:15:52,529 Hurry up, Teddy! 848 01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:06,001 Are you OK? 849 01:16:11,339 --> 01:16:13,758 - Not afraid anymore? - I'm fine. 850 01:16:14,759 --> 01:16:16,302 Are you helping or what? 851 01:16:23,225 --> 01:16:24,476 Watch out. 852 01:16:27,104 --> 01:16:29,398 Are you happy, girls? 853 01:16:39,241 --> 01:16:40,742 You up there, you coming? 854 01:16:51,502 --> 01:16:52,503 You OK up there? 855 01:16:52,628 --> 01:16:53,671 Come on. 856 01:17:01,470 --> 01:17:02,638 Are you alright? 857 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:07,268 I'm beginning to have enough of this. 858 01:17:07,351 --> 01:17:10,145 Let's go on till the end. It may get easier. 859 01:17:10,312 --> 01:17:11,647 I hope so. 860 01:17:11,814 --> 01:17:12,981 No, that's OK. 861 01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:17,569 I'll have a word with the hat guy. A month like this... 862 01:17:17,735 --> 01:17:20,697 Stop it. It's sunny and the place is beautiful. 863 01:17:20,863 --> 01:17:23,575 Honestly, I'm sick of this exoticism. 864 01:17:24,076 --> 01:17:26,203 Let that clown get through. 865 01:17:28,037 --> 01:17:30,915 I'll give up. I'm fed up with this, really. 866 01:17:35,795 --> 01:17:36,963 My friends, 867 01:17:39,631 --> 01:17:41,926 now that we've stopped for a rest 868 01:17:42,551 --> 01:17:45,637 surrounded by this sumptuous scenery, 869 01:17:46,805 --> 01:17:48,336 I'd like to make a speech. 870 01:17:48,432 --> 01:17:51,185 A short speech, don't worry. 871 01:17:52,686 --> 01:17:55,772 I believe I have detected in some of you 872 01:17:56,314 --> 01:17:59,109 a few signs of irritability 873 01:17:59,735 --> 01:18:03,655 which I personally think are completely unjustified. 874 01:18:05,156 --> 01:18:07,117 The holiday programmes 875 01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:10,370 offered by ordinary agencies 876 01:18:10,536 --> 01:18:13,373 follow the principle of the three S's. 877 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:24,634 Sun, sand and sea. 878 01:18:25,676 --> 01:18:28,929 Besides that, we are offering you 879 01:18:29,096 --> 01:18:30,722 the three F's. 880 01:18:35,769 --> 01:18:39,231 Fire, forests, falls. 881 01:18:41,233 --> 01:18:42,651 Obviously, 882 01:18:42,817 --> 01:18:46,320 these natural beauties aren't within everyone's reach. 883 01:18:46,488 --> 01:18:48,615 We could... That's right we could... 884 01:18:48,782 --> 01:18:51,409 We could build motorways 885 01:18:51,575 --> 01:18:53,912 that would be packed with coaches. 886 01:18:54,078 --> 01:18:58,874 You would inevitably find here chlorophyll flavour gum wrappers, 887 01:18:59,042 --> 01:19:01,002 empty bags of crisps, 888 01:19:01,169 --> 01:19:05,047 mineral water bottle caps and sausage skins. 889 01:19:05,214 --> 01:19:06,549 Excuse me. 890 01:19:08,801 --> 01:19:11,261 I find that absolutely charming. 891 01:19:11,929 --> 01:19:15,015 But I think that's not the real problem here. 892 01:19:15,724 --> 01:19:19,727 Personally, I was sold a holiday on a desert island, 893 01:19:19,895 --> 01:19:22,022 not a cross-country hiking session. 894 01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:23,941 It's just a misunderstanding. 895 01:19:24,732 --> 01:19:29,111 Try to see that we came straight from Paris, totally exhausted, 896 01:19:29,279 --> 01:19:31,573 worn out by our shitty lives! 897 01:19:33,991 --> 01:19:37,620 You could at least give me some time to adapt. 898 01:19:37,787 --> 01:19:38,955 You understand? 899 01:19:40,414 --> 01:19:43,084 - May I? - Aren't you guys jet-lagged? 900 01:19:43,876 --> 01:19:46,963 I wanted to say that some pleasures... 901 01:19:50,341 --> 01:19:51,883 Exactly. 902 01:19:52,343 --> 01:19:57,306 I'm getting there. Certain pleasures have to be deserved. 903 01:19:57,473 --> 01:20:00,100 And you were after those pleasures 904 01:20:00,266 --> 01:20:03,562 since you signed up for this expedition. 905 01:20:03,729 --> 01:20:05,731 So I want to tell you this: 906 01:20:05,897 --> 01:20:09,650 if some of you are unable to adapt to the circumstances... 907 01:20:10,693 --> 01:20:15,115 Wait. If some of you are unable to adapt to the circumstances, 908 01:20:15,281 --> 01:20:18,243 you're free to go right now. The road is clear. 909 01:20:18,409 --> 01:20:19,994 You've seen nothing yet. 910 01:20:22,622 --> 01:20:24,164 I've found a shortcut. 911 01:20:25,124 --> 01:20:26,477 Teddy, come here quick! 912 01:20:51,983 --> 01:20:54,068 Let go of me, take care of my foot. 913 01:21:00,866 --> 01:21:02,743 Bloody hell! Come help me. 914 01:21:04,995 --> 01:21:06,289 Come help me. 915 01:21:06,705 --> 01:21:08,249 I'm not joking! 916 01:21:14,171 --> 01:21:15,756 All this for a shortcut. 917 01:21:21,678 --> 01:21:24,306 My friends, behind you, the jungle, 918 01:21:24,472 --> 01:21:29,227 which you've triumphantly crossed among snakes, anacondas, foul marshes. 919 01:21:31,813 --> 01:21:33,356 Ahead of you, 920 01:21:33,523 --> 01:21:36,317 the Caribbean Sea, which is waiting for us. 921 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,530 Rest assured that we've organised everything. 922 01:21:42,782 --> 01:21:44,491 Tomorrow, we will reach 923 01:21:46,285 --> 01:21:47,870 the Caribbean Sea. 924 01:21:58,755 --> 01:22:00,756 Our agency has thought it all out. 925 01:22:44,090 --> 01:22:46,091 - Nice, isn't it? - Very beautiful. 926 01:22:47,176 --> 01:22:51,264 I wasn't expecting that. After the coach, it's a good surprise. 927 01:22:52,682 --> 01:22:55,059 We're not on it yet. You never know... 928 01:23:04,068 --> 01:23:06,029 Will we be on the boat long? 929 01:23:06,570 --> 01:23:08,114 Just a few days. 930 01:23:09,615 --> 01:23:10,909 Is it a long crossing? 931 01:23:11,033 --> 01:23:13,619 Mind your legs when you're getting on it. 932 01:23:43,940 --> 01:23:46,587 - There's no one on the boat? - He's visiting. 933 01:23:46,693 --> 01:23:47,819 A deserted boat. 934 01:23:54,491 --> 01:23:55,609 I'd also like to... 935 01:23:55,742 --> 01:23:57,453 Someone's missing. 936 01:23:57,994 --> 01:23:59,788 He's not here, his bag is gone. 937 01:23:59,871 --> 01:24:03,291 I can see a head there. That's perhaps him diving. 938 01:24:08,213 --> 01:24:11,049 The frogman is the one who's missing, right? 939 01:24:27,523 --> 01:24:28,649 I can't see him. 940 01:24:38,826 --> 01:24:40,202 Maybe that's not him. 941 01:24:42,621 --> 01:24:45,165 - Where is he then? - Perhaps in the toilet. 942 01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:48,585 Yeah, maybe. 943 01:24:48,752 --> 01:24:50,295 Talking about that... 944 01:24:54,549 --> 01:24:57,426 There's not much water on the boat. 945 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:01,180 So I'd like to ask you 946 01:25:01,347 --> 01:25:03,307 not to use the toilets please. 947 01:25:05,851 --> 01:25:09,313 Do it on the deck, holding on to the guardrail. 948 01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:11,690 Depending on the wind? 949 01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:13,359 Leeward, right? 950 01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:15,068 Just rely on the wind. 951 01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:17,118 You'll have to explain properly. 952 01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:18,822 It's not complicated. 953 01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:21,283 Teddy's a sailor, he'll explain. 954 01:25:22,534 --> 01:25:24,077 I also want to tell you 955 01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:29,541 that the captain is a friend and agreed to use the sails. 956 01:25:35,338 --> 01:25:38,925 I thought that would be truer to the Robinson spirit, 957 01:25:39,091 --> 01:25:40,718 besides being nicer. 958 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:42,303 When will we row? 959 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:44,430 If the wind drops. 960 01:25:47,516 --> 01:25:49,693 I think breakfast will be served now. 961 01:25:51,353 --> 01:25:52,980 We get breakfast! 962 01:25:58,735 --> 01:26:00,571 Did you hire him? 963 01:26:02,489 --> 01:26:05,617 No, I even asked you yesterday who he was. 964 01:26:05,784 --> 01:26:07,578 I'm not completely awake. 965 01:26:14,334 --> 01:26:15,335 Coffee's ready! 966 01:26:17,670 --> 01:26:19,755 They're a bit wet but hey... 967 01:26:26,846 --> 01:26:28,514 Why are those goats here? 968 01:26:29,264 --> 01:26:31,100 - What? - The goats on the deck. 969 01:26:31,266 --> 01:26:32,560 Did you order them? 970 01:26:33,018 --> 01:26:34,061 Not at all. 971 01:26:37,982 --> 01:26:39,734 Not the coffee, milk's over there. 972 01:26:39,817 --> 01:26:41,464 Shit! She's pissing on my... 973 01:26:42,277 --> 01:26:43,737 There's no bread. 974 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:47,868 You know, some people are dirtier than goats. 975 01:26:47,991 --> 01:26:49,618 Picturesque to the last! 976 01:27:07,676 --> 01:27:08,844 I'll loosen it. 977 01:27:10,638 --> 01:27:11,805 Beautiful, huh? 978 01:27:13,682 --> 01:27:16,101 - Cool! - You see? I was right. 979 01:28:06,149 --> 01:28:08,109 It's a billy goat. 980 01:28:46,605 --> 01:28:48,690 Isn't this cool? 981 01:29:28,771 --> 01:29:30,397 Why are you laughing? 982 01:29:32,315 --> 01:29:33,525 What's up there? 983 01:29:34,276 --> 01:29:36,569 - Didn't you see the staysail? - What? 984 01:29:36,736 --> 01:29:39,071 The sails are taut. 985 01:29:39,239 --> 01:29:41,658 That's normal, we're going by sail. 986 01:29:42,950 --> 01:29:45,953 You really believe that? 987 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:48,414 Of course, that shows it. 988 01:29:48,581 --> 01:29:49,749 Listen a bit. 989 01:29:54,170 --> 01:29:55,712 I can hear a motor! 990 01:29:57,673 --> 01:30:01,218 And even if we didn't have a motor, we couldn't move. 991 01:30:01,385 --> 01:30:05,889 This boat can't tack close to the wind, it only does fair wind sailing. 992 01:30:06,765 --> 01:30:09,017 I can't understand any of that. 993 01:30:10,185 --> 01:30:11,978 You know a lot about sailing? 994 01:30:12,145 --> 01:30:15,065 Yes, I served in the navy. 995 01:30:15,231 --> 01:30:16,482 Did you? Where? 996 01:30:16,650 --> 01:30:18,401 - In Toulon. - I know Toulon. 997 01:30:18,568 --> 01:30:22,863 I was a cook in the canteen, so I had some time to read. 998 01:30:23,031 --> 01:30:26,659 I've always liked sailing, so I've read a lot about it. 999 01:30:31,289 --> 01:30:34,542 - Why put on all this show? - To make it seem real. 1000 01:30:34,709 --> 01:30:37,545 I'm not here to pretend. 1001 01:30:37,712 --> 01:30:39,880 - We'll see that later. - Right. 1002 01:30:40,715 --> 01:30:43,425 - You're always laughing. - This isn't sad. 1003 01:30:45,094 --> 01:30:48,222 Do you think the conditions will be good there? 1004 01:30:48,388 --> 01:30:51,035 Will the conditions be good where we're going? 1005 01:30:51,766 --> 01:30:53,227 Yes, I suppose so. 1006 01:30:57,063 --> 01:30:58,898 What's the name of the place? 1007 01:31:00,692 --> 01:31:01,735 I don't know. 1008 01:31:01,901 --> 01:31:04,028 Haven't you been there before? 1009 01:31:04,195 --> 01:31:07,198 No, I haven't. I talked to a sailor about it. 1010 01:31:07,949 --> 01:31:09,409 Wasn't everything planned? 1011 01:31:09,492 --> 01:31:13,871 He said it was a good desert island that matched my requirements. 1012 01:31:15,289 --> 01:31:18,292 I think we'll call it Turtle Island. 1013 01:31:18,459 --> 01:31:20,628 But Turtle Island isn't here. 1014 01:31:20,794 --> 01:31:23,881 I know that, but that sounds more... 1015 01:31:25,716 --> 01:31:27,926 For the imagination, it opens... 1016 01:31:28,719 --> 01:31:31,554 "Turtle Island" is a bit buccaneer. 1017 01:31:34,682 --> 01:31:36,059 It's swaying hard! 1018 01:31:36,226 --> 01:31:38,728 - That's nothing yet. - You think so? 1019 01:31:38,895 --> 01:31:40,522 Oh yes! I'm telling you. 1020 01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:44,692 - How are you? - I'm fine, I'm used to this. 1021 01:31:44,859 --> 01:31:47,507 For me, the problem isn't the swaying, it's... 1022 01:31:48,446 --> 01:31:49,489 Are you sick? 1023 01:31:50,490 --> 01:31:51,699 Are you OK? 1024 01:31:56,037 --> 01:31:58,038 Stop moving, hold on to something. 1025 01:31:58,164 --> 01:31:59,540 I'm doing that. 1026 01:32:00,082 --> 01:32:02,376 I prefer this side, it's windier. 1027 01:32:03,294 --> 01:32:04,670 Everything's fine. 1028 01:32:09,466 --> 01:32:11,552 What will we eat tonight, captain? 1029 01:32:13,637 --> 01:32:14,846 Fish. 1030 01:32:15,013 --> 01:32:17,779 Any fishermen on board? You've caught some fish? 1031 01:32:18,599 --> 01:32:20,852 - You guys. - We've caught some fish? 1032 01:32:31,612 --> 01:32:35,032 Are there wild animals there? I was told there were. 1033 01:32:36,992 --> 01:32:39,537 If you're not feeling well, just say it. 1034 01:32:39,704 --> 01:32:41,038 No, I'm fine. 1035 01:32:41,205 --> 01:32:42,665 I was taking a nap. 1036 01:32:43,623 --> 01:32:46,501 What's in that cask? It says rum. 1037 01:32:46,668 --> 01:32:48,295 Well it's a cask of rum. 1038 01:32:49,213 --> 01:32:52,591 We're taking it with us because Robinson had rum. 1039 01:32:53,883 --> 01:32:55,177 Is the barrel full? 1040 01:32:55,344 --> 01:32:58,137 We'll fill it on land with those bottles. 1041 01:32:58,305 --> 01:32:59,681 With all that? 1042 01:32:59,848 --> 01:33:02,559 It's dangerous to fill it on the boat. 1043 01:33:02,726 --> 01:33:03,852 Can I take a swig? 1044 01:33:04,018 --> 01:33:06,771 After we've drunk all that, it's gonna be fun. 1045 01:33:07,981 --> 01:33:12,235 Like the goats. We've brought them to stay true to the story. 1046 01:33:12,401 --> 01:33:15,571 We're gonna milk them? Make cheese? 1047 01:33:15,738 --> 01:33:19,450 If necessary, we can use them to make clothes and things. 1048 01:33:19,617 --> 01:33:22,870 Two goats for nine people, that's a sock each... 1049 01:33:57,319 --> 01:34:00,656 The captain says the island should appear soon. 1050 01:34:00,822 --> 01:34:05,036 You can't make out much now, but when you see it, let us know. 1051 01:34:05,619 --> 01:34:07,704 Make a big fuss cause I'm not... 1052 01:34:08,747 --> 01:34:09,873 No, nothing. 1053 01:34:14,335 --> 01:34:16,588 - Are you alright? - Yeah, you too? 1054 01:34:16,755 --> 01:34:18,298 You're pale. 1055 01:34:25,430 --> 01:34:27,140 OK, I'll leave you alone. 1056 01:34:31,686 --> 01:34:33,396 - How are you? - Very well. 1057 01:34:34,272 --> 01:34:35,523 Watch out! 1058 01:34:37,650 --> 01:34:38,943 It's not that easy. 1059 01:34:40,820 --> 01:34:41,987 That was close! 1060 01:35:02,006 --> 01:35:03,382 Land! 1061 01:35:27,364 --> 01:35:29,282 I don't care, I'm sick. 1062 01:36:12,533 --> 01:36:15,243 THE JOURNAL OF A PARISIAN PRESS ATTACHÉ 1063 01:36:15,411 --> 01:36:18,288 WHO LONGED FOR SUN AND NATURE IN WINTER 1064 01:36:18,454 --> 01:36:21,416 AND WANTED TO GO TO A PEACEFUL HOLIDAY VILLAGE. 1065 01:36:21,875 --> 01:36:24,961 It took us almost a week after we'd left Paris 1066 01:36:25,128 --> 01:36:27,672 to come within sight of Robinson Island. 1067 01:36:35,805 --> 01:36:36,806 At first, 1068 01:36:37,307 --> 01:36:39,475 the island seemed welcoming. 1069 01:36:40,309 --> 01:36:44,104 The boat was pitching less and I wasn't sick anymore. 1070 01:36:46,691 --> 01:36:50,735 I'd got over the misunderstanding that had brought me on this trip 1071 01:36:50,903 --> 01:36:53,072 so unlike all my expectations. 1072 01:36:53,989 --> 01:36:56,241 But did I feel reassured? 1073 01:36:57,326 --> 01:37:00,995 At the time, I refused to admit I was worried 1074 01:37:01,162 --> 01:37:04,123 because everyone was euphoric about our arrival. 1075 01:37:11,715 --> 01:37:12,966 Great atmosphere. 1076 01:37:14,300 --> 01:37:16,010 We may not laugh in a while. 1077 01:37:19,013 --> 01:37:23,142 We were to leeward of the island, about to drop anchor. 1078 01:37:38,656 --> 01:37:42,910 In a few hours, we'd break links with civilisation for a month. 1079 01:37:43,078 --> 01:37:45,080 General distribution of rum! 1080 01:37:46,248 --> 01:37:47,790 - Who wants some? - Me! 1081 01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:50,293 Women first. 1082 01:37:57,383 --> 01:38:01,512 In that gentle roll, we could hardly imagine what awaited us. 1083 01:38:06,767 --> 01:38:07,893 Bloody hell! 1084 01:38:11,397 --> 01:38:13,221 A month in there! That's scary! 1085 01:38:13,357 --> 01:38:15,191 I'm here, hon. Don't worry. 1086 01:38:30,790 --> 01:38:32,458 We could go somewhere else. 1087 01:38:32,625 --> 01:38:34,419 No way! I'm tired of that. 1088 01:38:38,298 --> 01:38:39,549 Come here. 1089 01:38:43,093 --> 01:38:44,804 Do you have any valuables? 1090 01:38:50,935 --> 01:38:52,603 Give me the money and jewels. 1091 01:38:52,686 --> 01:38:54,146 And your bags. 1092 01:38:56,898 --> 01:38:57,899 Quick! 1093 01:39:30,723 --> 01:39:31,807 The bag. 1094 01:39:34,935 --> 01:39:36,269 No, don't bother. 1095 01:39:42,901 --> 01:39:44,152 Patrick! 1096 01:39:44,861 --> 01:39:46,571 He threw my bag away. 1097 01:39:47,697 --> 01:39:50,200 - Are you mad? - He took my money! 1098 01:39:50,367 --> 01:39:52,159 And my camera's in it. 1099 01:39:52,327 --> 01:39:54,245 - What? - Well, that's my bag. 1100 01:39:54,412 --> 01:39:58,457 I've told you twice already. Apparently, I have to explain it 1101 01:39:58,625 --> 01:39:59,834 all over again. 1102 01:40:00,001 --> 01:40:01,585 Go on, man. Do it! 1103 01:40:01,753 --> 01:40:03,379 Two days ago, I said... 1104 01:40:09,635 --> 01:40:11,887 - We've arrived! - What? Where? 1105 01:40:12,054 --> 01:40:13,054 On the beach. 1106 01:40:13,139 --> 01:40:15,224 - Where are you going? - Diving. 1107 01:40:15,391 --> 01:40:17,976 - We haven't arrived yet. - Well I'm going. 1108 01:40:18,727 --> 01:40:19,936 I've had enough. 1109 01:40:20,103 --> 01:40:22,606 Look at that. What the hell is that? 1110 01:40:26,151 --> 01:40:27,610 See you in awhile. 1111 01:40:27,778 --> 01:40:29,487 If you see a bag... 1112 01:40:36,286 --> 01:40:38,663 Are you out of your mind? You're mad! 1113 01:40:39,580 --> 01:40:41,749 Throwing bags away! 1114 01:40:41,916 --> 01:40:45,545 - Just try to touch my bags. - It's not about your bags. 1115 01:40:45,711 --> 01:40:48,422 Money and jewels stay, the bags go 1116 01:40:48,589 --> 01:40:50,007 so you won't use them. 1117 01:40:50,174 --> 01:40:52,134 Easy there! 1118 01:40:52,301 --> 01:40:53,928 What? 1119 01:40:54,094 --> 01:40:57,347 You read the ad of the trip, didn't you? 1120 01:40:57,973 --> 01:41:02,477 What did it say? "Robinson: fend for yourself!" 1121 01:41:02,644 --> 01:41:05,939 So you'll do it... Anyway, you better open your ears! 1122 01:41:07,982 --> 01:41:10,193 - Where are my goggles? - No idea! 1123 01:41:10,359 --> 01:41:12,445 - I'm only asking. - It's somewhere! 1124 01:41:14,363 --> 01:41:16,657 He's a nice guy, but a bit crazy. 1125 01:41:16,825 --> 01:41:18,910 He threw all my stuff into the sea! 1126 01:41:19,077 --> 01:41:23,206 He only threw one of your bags, you have two. 1127 01:41:23,372 --> 01:41:25,999 I hope your milking apron went in the water. 1128 01:41:26,167 --> 01:41:28,336 I can always find one on land. 1129 01:41:28,836 --> 01:41:33,424 I like the idea, but I'm afraid it's only theory. 1130 01:41:33,591 --> 01:41:35,300 I'm not sure he can to it. 1131 01:41:50,357 --> 01:41:52,734 I found in the hull 1132 01:41:53,693 --> 01:41:56,946 an illustrated children's edition of Robinson Crusoe. 1133 01:41:57,113 --> 01:41:58,740 I'll pick a page at random. 1134 01:42:04,370 --> 01:42:08,082 You know Robinson Crusoe was a lone shipwreck survivor. 1135 01:42:08,249 --> 01:42:11,335 This is what he says when he makes it to the shore. 1136 01:42:11,502 --> 01:42:14,296 "I soon found my comforts abate 1137 01:42:14,463 --> 01:42:18,008 "and that, in a word, 1138 01:42:18,174 --> 01:42:20,260 "I had a dreadful deliverance, 1139 01:42:21,470 --> 01:42:25,265 "for I was wet, had no clothes to shift me, 1140 01:42:25,431 --> 01:42:28,518 "nor anything either to eat... 1141 01:42:30,729 --> 01:42:33,564 "or drink to comfort me, 1142 01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:36,359 "neither did I see any prospect before me 1143 01:42:36,526 --> 01:42:41,864 "but that of perishing with hunger or being devoured by wild beasts..." 1144 01:42:42,031 --> 01:42:43,991 Wild beasts? Are there any here? 1145 01:42:44,158 --> 01:42:46,452 - Wild beasts? - Yes, wild beasts. 1146 01:42:48,829 --> 01:42:51,832 Silence. Where's that tall guy? Your husband? 1147 01:42:51,999 --> 01:42:53,834 He's gone to get the suitcases. 1148 01:42:54,001 --> 01:42:55,883 You didn't have to come back on. 1149 01:42:56,796 --> 01:42:59,298 Everybody's going in the water. 1150 01:42:59,464 --> 01:43:02,134 - Are you kidding? - Not at all! 1151 01:43:02,301 --> 01:43:05,762 What did Robinson Crusoe do? He went on shore with nothing. 1152 01:43:05,929 --> 01:43:07,764 We'll all do the same. 1153 01:43:07,931 --> 01:43:11,393 He was shipwrecked, so why don't we sink the boat? 1154 01:43:12,060 --> 01:43:14,854 - Sink the boat? - Yeah, let's do it for real. 1155 01:43:15,021 --> 01:43:16,606 It's not our boat. 1156 01:43:16,773 --> 01:43:18,942 Otherwise, I would sink it. 1157 01:43:19,108 --> 01:43:23,237 Anyway, I'll give everyone one set of clothes. 1158 01:43:23,404 --> 01:43:27,866 Whatever you say, they'll stay here if you don't swim to shore. 1159 01:43:28,033 --> 01:43:29,785 Like Robinson Crusoe did. 1160 01:43:29,952 --> 01:43:31,329 I can't swim... 1161 01:43:31,495 --> 01:43:34,790 You shut up! Just shut up now. I'll take you on my back. 1162 01:43:34,957 --> 01:43:38,085 You knew I couldn't swim. I'm tired of this. 1163 01:43:38,251 --> 01:43:40,128 Just shut up! 1164 01:43:40,295 --> 01:43:41,463 Are you done? 1165 01:43:42,673 --> 01:43:47,427 I'm warning you, I'll wait as long as it takes till you jump in the water. 1166 01:44:40,603 --> 01:44:42,688 Excuse me, your bag's there. 1167 01:44:42,855 --> 01:44:44,899 - Where? - There. I fished it back. 1168 01:44:59,288 --> 01:45:01,665 I've been trying to stay calm, 1169 01:45:03,833 --> 01:45:07,086 but I think this is reaching ridiculous proportions. 1170 01:45:07,796 --> 01:45:12,926 I mean, given where the shore is, it'd be pathetic and childish 1171 01:45:13,092 --> 01:45:16,179 to play voluntary castaways by swimming out there. 1172 01:45:16,345 --> 01:45:18,556 If you can swim, it's nothing. 1173 01:45:18,723 --> 01:45:21,976 It's no feat. And if Robinson hadn't been able to swim, 1174 01:45:22,143 --> 01:45:24,812 we'd never have heard of him. 1175 01:45:24,979 --> 01:45:30,193 This is a whole load of rubbish, I don't want to play at shipwreck. 1176 01:45:30,359 --> 01:45:33,987 There are women here, this may not appeal to everyone. 1177 01:45:34,154 --> 01:45:37,616 I'm sorry, I think it's absurd! We should land calmly. 1178 01:45:37,783 --> 01:45:41,119 Plus I'm terrified. I can't swim. There's no way. 1179 01:45:41,286 --> 01:45:42,370 You see? 1180 01:45:42,537 --> 01:45:46,458 How about me? Why don't you ask me what I think? 1181 01:45:46,624 --> 01:45:48,753 - What? - I like the idea, I want to go. 1182 01:45:48,836 --> 01:45:52,422 I'm tired of you moaning. You do that all year long. 1183 01:45:52,589 --> 01:45:55,758 You want to swim? Do it. I'm sure he won't stop you. 1184 01:45:55,925 --> 01:45:59,514 Everyone's been moaning: the cold, this, that... I want to go. 1185 01:45:59,679 --> 01:46:01,848 You want to swim? Go on, do it. 1186 01:46:02,014 --> 01:46:04,559 At least we'll leave this boat. 1187 01:46:05,184 --> 01:46:07,353 - I'm not doing it. - Stay here. 1188 01:46:07,519 --> 01:46:11,148 Here's a suggestion for you two, you swim, you go with her... 1189 01:46:11,315 --> 01:46:14,610 and you can have the island, my wife and FF 3,000. 1190 01:46:14,776 --> 01:46:17,738 Plus, it'll be a very romantic ending. 1191 01:46:17,904 --> 01:46:19,281 Right, honey? 1192 01:46:21,032 --> 01:46:22,701 Don't dramatize things. 1193 01:46:22,868 --> 01:46:25,078 Don't dramatize! This is ridiculous! 1194 01:46:25,245 --> 01:46:29,082 Let's go to land calmly and we'll see what we can do. 1195 01:46:29,249 --> 01:46:32,418 What a load of crap! Are we playing at shipwreck? 1196 01:46:32,585 --> 01:46:35,463 - Yes, we are. - It's absurd, that's all. 1197 01:46:35,630 --> 01:46:38,466 Of course it is. That's why I decided to come here. 1198 01:46:38,549 --> 01:46:40,135 Do whatever you like. 1199 01:46:40,301 --> 01:46:44,305 I won't jump, I'll go to land calmly and I won't play castaways. 1200 01:46:44,472 --> 01:46:46,098 I won't jump either. 1201 01:46:47,308 --> 01:46:49,477 That's your business. 1202 01:46:50,395 --> 01:46:54,314 - To swim 100 metres! What a feat! - And yet you won't do it. 1203 01:46:54,481 --> 01:46:58,568 The principle is totally stupid. What will you prove through this? 1204 01:46:58,736 --> 01:47:01,155 If Crusoe hadn't been able to swim, 1205 01:47:01,321 --> 01:47:04,199 there'd be no book or anything! 1206 01:47:04,366 --> 01:47:07,286 Even if he'd only had to swim 50 m. 1207 01:47:08,578 --> 01:47:12,874 Come on, go ahead. Stop wasting time. Go have your dip. 1208 01:47:13,041 --> 01:47:14,876 - Are you ready? - I'm ready. 1209 01:47:15,043 --> 01:47:16,044 For anything. 1210 01:47:16,503 --> 01:47:17,754 I'll come with you. 1211 01:47:17,921 --> 01:47:19,548 Not everyone's afraid. 1212 01:47:19,714 --> 01:47:23,551 I kept out of that commotion, as it didn't mean much to me. 1213 01:47:24,177 --> 01:47:27,931 Little Teddy's cool and self-control were astonishing. 1214 01:47:30,391 --> 01:47:32,601 A privileged observer 1215 01:47:32,768 --> 01:47:36,146 might have read in his eyes cold determination. 1216 01:47:41,068 --> 01:47:45,113 Indeed, in such circumstances, one should get ready for worse. 1217 01:47:47,240 --> 01:47:49,284 Could you pass me my suitcase? 1218 01:47:50,118 --> 01:47:51,828 And call your boss, please. 1219 01:47:54,039 --> 01:47:56,208 Give me my bag, will you? 1220 01:47:56,374 --> 01:47:57,417 Sure. 1221 01:48:03,548 --> 01:48:04,674 Jean Arthur. 1222 01:48:06,050 --> 01:48:08,219 The frogman wants to speak to you. 1223 01:48:09,846 --> 01:48:11,681 I want to see the director. 1224 01:48:11,848 --> 01:48:13,557 - I'm here. - Good. 1225 01:48:13,891 --> 01:48:16,560 - Caught some fish? - Yes, a lot of fish. 1226 01:48:17,144 --> 01:48:18,229 You'll see. 1227 01:48:18,729 --> 01:48:19,896 Very interesting... 1228 01:48:21,565 --> 01:48:23,567 - A bagful, apparently. - Look. 1229 01:48:24,485 --> 01:48:27,015 I must be careful, wouldn't want to lose it. 1230 01:48:30,281 --> 01:48:34,035 - What kind of fish? - Peeled whole tomatoes. 1231 01:48:38,206 --> 01:48:40,458 Look at this one, Dutch beer. 1232 01:48:43,461 --> 01:48:46,381 I have something to tell you, I've had enough. 1233 01:48:46,547 --> 01:48:49,091 This is a shitty area, there's nothing. 1234 01:48:49,259 --> 01:48:52,470 Robinson Crusoe is over. I'm going away. 1235 01:48:53,554 --> 01:48:56,932 Besides, Robinson Crusoe was alone, we're in a group. 1236 01:48:57,099 --> 01:48:58,893 So I've found a little spot. 1237 01:48:59,434 --> 01:49:03,438 I'll take my bag and go camp in the wild. 1238 01:49:03,605 --> 01:49:07,817 Back in Paris, I'll get a refund. You guys will hear from me. 1239 01:49:08,402 --> 01:49:12,030 I've had more than enough. Keep your seabed to yourself. 1240 01:49:12,197 --> 01:49:13,990 Give me my bag. 1241 01:49:14,157 --> 01:49:15,158 I've had enough. 1242 01:49:15,825 --> 01:49:19,203 You can keep this bag. I don't want it. 1243 01:49:24,751 --> 01:49:26,753 You won't find Friday. 1244 01:49:30,924 --> 01:49:34,177 While they talk over there, I'll organise the landing. 1245 01:49:35,094 --> 01:49:38,306 The tender is exclusively reserved for the goats. 1246 01:49:38,472 --> 01:49:40,391 - For the goats? - That's right. 1247 01:49:41,684 --> 01:49:42,685 They can't swim. 1248 01:49:42,851 --> 01:49:46,063 - Nor can I. - But we need them for the milk. 1249 01:49:46,229 --> 01:49:50,608 We'll also have to take the rum, the hammocks, the machetes. 1250 01:49:52,527 --> 01:49:53,695 Let's do it. 1251 01:50:09,293 --> 01:50:13,047 - What do we do with it now? - Tie it to the tender. 1252 01:50:13,756 --> 01:50:16,425 Of course, it was an original trip, 1253 01:50:16,592 --> 01:50:19,303 but I wasn't tempted to plunge in the water. 1254 01:50:19,470 --> 01:50:23,849 In the meantime, get the machetes, the hammocks, everything. 1255 01:50:24,015 --> 01:50:28,144 Julie, help me put them on the tender, they're used to you. 1256 01:50:28,520 --> 01:50:30,772 Get the small one, the big one's here. 1257 01:51:04,513 --> 01:51:06,598 Mind your hat with the goats. 1258 01:51:08,183 --> 01:51:11,645 I hadn't chosen to be unknowingly turned into a savage. 1259 01:51:12,646 --> 01:51:16,691 So I skilfully found a way to take all I needed. 1260 01:51:26,242 --> 01:51:28,327 Throw the cask rope to me. 1261 01:51:39,588 --> 01:51:40,941 Can I release the boat? 1262 01:51:41,799 --> 01:51:45,636 The bottles, we'll get them tomorrow on a raft. 1263 01:51:45,803 --> 01:51:47,596 We'll make the raft ourselves. 1264 01:51:47,758 --> 01:51:50,520 And we'll put the rum in the cask on land. 1265 01:51:53,060 --> 01:51:54,186 Let's tie it. 1266 01:51:58,273 --> 01:51:59,524 You do it? 1267 01:52:10,702 --> 01:52:12,161 Come on, hurry up. 1268 01:52:29,970 --> 01:52:33,030 - Why don't you swim to the beach? - Not very clever. 1269 01:52:34,265 --> 01:52:35,684 Weren't you a sailor? 1270 01:52:35,851 --> 01:52:38,061 Very clever method... 1271 01:52:39,938 --> 01:52:41,314 A stroke of genius... 1272 01:52:41,481 --> 01:52:42,732 Hold it. 1273 01:52:43,149 --> 01:52:45,150 You're better in the kitchen, huh? 1274 01:52:50,240 --> 01:52:51,866 He was a cook in Toulon. 1275 01:52:56,912 --> 01:52:58,623 I can't start it. 1276 01:53:06,088 --> 01:53:07,840 What's practical 1277 01:53:08,007 --> 01:53:09,633 is my trousers... 1278 01:53:18,267 --> 01:53:20,184 Bye. Bon voyage. 1279 01:53:24,272 --> 01:53:26,149 Watch out for the barracudas. 1280 01:53:28,484 --> 01:53:32,280 How about the pin-up girl? Won't she swim like the others? 1281 01:53:32,446 --> 01:53:34,212 Right, what's she doing there? 1282 01:53:47,294 --> 01:53:48,837 Are you goats alright? 1283 01:53:49,004 --> 01:53:50,380 Yeah, how about you? 1284 01:54:13,903 --> 01:54:18,490 As a sailor, Little Teddy looked hardly excited by the humiliation 1285 01:54:18,657 --> 01:54:20,827 of being towed by his own boat. 1286 01:54:22,578 --> 01:54:23,829 All of a sudden, 1287 01:54:23,996 --> 01:54:26,415 I began to regret my impulsiveness. 1288 01:54:28,959 --> 01:54:30,168 Good luck on land. 1289 01:54:49,437 --> 01:54:51,814 Suddenly, I realized my recklessness. 1290 01:55:03,784 --> 01:55:06,245 It doesn't seem to be easy over there. 1291 01:55:07,537 --> 01:55:08,950 We're talking adventure. 1292 01:55:59,837 --> 01:56:01,464 No, stay there. 1293 01:56:17,104 --> 01:56:19,691 I'll break my back with this cask. 1294 01:56:37,583 --> 01:56:39,459 This is almost a shipwreck. 1295 01:56:40,627 --> 01:56:43,797 Little Teddy didn't tell me to get back on the tender. 1296 01:56:44,756 --> 01:56:47,050 I wonder if he wanted to himself. 1297 01:57:15,202 --> 01:57:16,745 It'll soon be dark. 1298 01:57:16,911 --> 01:57:18,037 Yeah, it seems so. 1299 01:58:07,502 --> 01:58:09,421 The wind was getting cooler. 1300 01:58:11,589 --> 01:58:14,676 I began to regret my ingenious initiative. 1301 01:58:17,219 --> 01:58:20,597 What was going to happen on board now? 1302 01:58:30,691 --> 01:58:31,900 Grab the rope. 1303 01:58:32,067 --> 01:58:33,777 OK, that's fine. 1304 01:58:35,237 --> 01:58:36,655 An incredible current! 1305 01:58:38,239 --> 01:58:40,408 - There's a current? - Jesus! 1306 01:58:41,409 --> 01:58:44,996 - Where's the goat girl? - Stayed there with her stuff. 1307 01:58:45,163 --> 01:58:46,957 What? I threw it all in the sea! 1308 01:58:47,040 --> 01:58:48,708 And I fished it back. 1309 01:58:50,543 --> 01:58:53,129 I try to organise everything and... 1310 01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:57,967 Anyway, I'm not letting Teddy spend the night alone. 1311 01:59:12,314 --> 01:59:15,775 It's completely stupid to swim to shore at this time. 1312 01:59:15,943 --> 01:59:20,447 Too dangerous, you get shoved about, there are rocks, waves... 1313 01:59:20,947 --> 01:59:24,784 Why can't you be reasonable and take the tender? 1314 01:59:24,951 --> 01:59:28,788 It's out of the question, the tender for me is over. 1315 01:59:28,955 --> 01:59:30,707 You heard me. I was very clear! 1316 01:59:30,790 --> 01:59:35,336 You got that? No tender! Now listen, I'm going tonight. 1317 01:59:35,503 --> 01:59:38,797 I'll give you till tomorrow at 10 to decide. 1318 01:59:38,965 --> 01:59:42,843 And there's no point trying to bribe the sailors. 1319 01:59:43,011 --> 01:59:45,053 I'll let you think about it. 1320 01:59:50,601 --> 01:59:52,478 What shall we do? 1321 01:59:55,856 --> 01:59:59,484 I was as precise as I could be. My position is very clear. 1322 01:59:59,651 --> 02:00:03,155 Do whatever you want. I'll wait for the tender. 1323 02:00:03,321 --> 02:00:05,865 But they're saying it's broken. 1324 02:00:06,033 --> 02:00:11,037 Let's wait till it's light again, time often sorts things out. 1325 02:00:11,204 --> 02:00:14,541 I still think this can be a good experience. 1326 02:00:14,707 --> 02:00:16,543 Good start of the experience... 1327 02:00:16,709 --> 02:00:20,379 Come on, let's not go there again. Give us a break! 1328 02:00:21,673 --> 02:00:23,675 I don't care, I'm going to bed. 1329 02:00:26,844 --> 02:00:29,513 - Fine, I'm going back to Paris! - Go then! 1330 02:01:17,977 --> 02:01:19,269 No regrets? 1331 02:01:32,657 --> 02:01:34,909 - He's mad! - He jumped! 1332 02:01:41,582 --> 02:01:42,917 I can't believe it. 1333 02:01:43,084 --> 02:01:44,293 See you tomorrow. 1334 02:01:47,505 --> 02:01:48,506 He has panache. 1335 02:01:59,349 --> 02:02:00,644 He's going to drift... 1336 02:03:02,076 --> 02:03:03,786 It's taking him a bit long. 1337 02:03:04,454 --> 02:03:06,914 Plus I think he's drifting. 1338 02:03:11,418 --> 02:03:14,171 There are strong currents around these islands. 1339 02:03:25,849 --> 02:03:27,267 Can you see him? 1340 02:03:28,643 --> 02:03:29,644 I think so. 1341 02:03:41,114 --> 02:03:43,992 He's going over to the other side of the tip. 1342 02:03:44,158 --> 02:03:45,909 - You think so? - Yeah. 1343 02:03:50,080 --> 02:03:53,125 He'll only see us if we make a fire. But how? 1344 02:03:53,292 --> 02:03:56,086 Wait, I think there's a lighter in my bag. 1345 02:04:10,267 --> 02:04:11,684 If it's not wet... 1346 02:04:21,528 --> 02:04:23,780 You think of everything, don't you? 1347 02:04:23,946 --> 02:04:25,990 I'd forgotten about that. 1348 02:04:26,157 --> 02:04:29,786 Do you think you could lend me a shirt or something? 1349 02:04:29,952 --> 02:04:31,120 Will this do? 1350 02:04:35,416 --> 02:04:38,210 Darkness was now about to surround us. 1351 02:04:38,794 --> 02:04:40,629 Fear was taking over me. 1352 02:04:45,216 --> 02:04:47,886 Teddy seemed darker than night itself. 1353 02:04:48,053 --> 02:04:52,098 Just as I didn't let my fears show, he could be hiding his. 1354 02:04:52,766 --> 02:04:54,350 Did he know this island? 1355 02:04:56,644 --> 02:04:59,480 My childhood books came back to my memory. 1356 02:05:00,065 --> 02:05:03,477 Remembering the skeleton in Treasure Island made me shiver. 1357 02:05:03,568 --> 02:05:07,029 I was expecting to see Captain Flint any minute. 1358 02:05:09,699 --> 02:05:14,286 This fantasy of my imagination made me realize how lonely we were 1359 02:05:14,453 --> 02:05:15,913 and how abandoned. 1360 02:05:26,340 --> 02:05:29,509 My companion probably shared my feeling of isolation. 1361 02:05:36,808 --> 02:05:39,811 He must have been struggling not to let it show. 1362 02:05:41,896 --> 02:05:45,024 It turns on its driving lights, but not fog lights... 1363 02:05:46,442 --> 02:05:49,903 He even made jokes to make us forget our distress. 1364 02:05:50,071 --> 02:05:53,157 Your ad should have been about Paul and Virginia, 1365 02:05:53,324 --> 02:05:55,075 not Robinson Crusoe. 1366 02:05:56,369 --> 02:05:58,245 We've been shipwrecked. 1367 02:06:02,625 --> 02:06:04,668 And where are we going to sleep? 1368 02:06:05,502 --> 02:06:07,379 We'll go to the hammock hotel. 1369 02:06:08,380 --> 02:06:11,967 Terrified by the wild beasts and their nocturnal noises, 1370 02:06:12,134 --> 02:06:14,511 I obviously didn't sleep a wink. 1371 02:06:14,677 --> 02:06:19,140 But in the morning, I found out something worrying had happened. 1372 02:06:19,807 --> 02:06:20,975 Bernard... 1373 02:06:22,477 --> 02:06:23,728 The boat's gone. 1374 02:06:23,895 --> 02:06:25,897 - What boat? - Wake up! 1375 02:06:27,899 --> 02:06:29,692 The boat's gone! 1376 02:06:30,777 --> 02:06:31,861 The boat? 1377 02:06:58,386 --> 02:07:01,889 Perhaps it was badly anchored and went round the tip. 1378 02:07:13,859 --> 02:07:15,152 That's bad. 1379 02:07:16,111 --> 02:07:18,906 Where could this bloody boat possibly be? 1380 02:07:21,992 --> 02:07:24,411 And what's happened to Bonaventure? 1381 02:07:24,786 --> 02:07:26,621 I hope he hasn't drowned. 1382 02:07:26,788 --> 02:07:29,166 We'll have to go look for him. 1383 02:07:32,711 --> 02:07:35,129 Easier said than done. 1384 02:07:36,631 --> 02:07:39,383 An impassable cliff prevented us from going 1385 02:07:39,551 --> 02:07:42,220 where Bonaventure had disappeared. 1386 02:07:45,389 --> 02:07:49,936 We had to walk up the stream to go round the obstacle. 1387 02:08:08,328 --> 02:08:13,000 A few hours later, having gone 400 m above sea level, 1388 02:08:13,166 --> 02:08:16,669 we found a passage that led to the east of the island. 1389 02:08:34,520 --> 02:08:35,729 Impressive, huh? 1390 02:08:50,869 --> 02:08:52,704 We're at the edge of the cliff. 1391 02:09:27,904 --> 02:09:30,740 A huge walk to cover such a small distance! 1392 02:09:31,366 --> 02:09:33,543 We're on the other side of the cliff. 1393 02:10:21,456 --> 02:10:25,877 Retracing our steps, we found his hat, which partly reassured us. 1394 02:10:26,043 --> 02:10:28,004 At least, he hadn't drowned. 1395 02:10:28,630 --> 02:10:30,464 But there was no indication 1396 02:10:30,632 --> 02:10:35,094 that he hadn't fallen down the steep trails we'd walked along. 1397 02:10:42,893 --> 02:10:44,520 I know we'll find him. 1398 02:10:46,605 --> 02:10:48,488 If he didn't fall off the cliff. 1399 02:10:48,607 --> 02:10:52,486 And who would have heard him scream as he fell 1400 02:10:52,653 --> 02:10:54,571 and then howl in agony. 1401 02:11:06,124 --> 02:11:08,251 A terrible vision came over me. 1402 02:11:09,544 --> 02:11:13,631 If he'd escaped the treacherous sea, he'd surely perished 1403 02:11:13,798 --> 02:11:15,675 smothered by an anaconda. 1404 02:13:08,074 --> 02:13:09,450 School kids! 1405 02:13:35,975 --> 02:13:40,605 Although no longer castaways, we still wanted to find him. 1406 02:13:40,772 --> 02:13:42,774 We looked for him everywhere. 1407 02:13:43,316 --> 02:13:45,527 We'll have gone around the island. 1408 02:13:46,695 --> 02:13:49,363 Nothing tragic seemed to have happened to him. 1409 02:13:50,073 --> 02:13:54,618 Was he brooding over this non-desert island, yet not disenchanted? 1410 02:13:54,785 --> 02:13:56,787 This will be my last village. 1411 02:13:57,746 --> 02:13:59,207 Why was he hiding? 1412 02:14:22,645 --> 02:14:24,356 That's the best one yet! 1413 02:14:25,940 --> 02:14:27,859 How on earth did he land here? 1414 02:14:59,681 --> 02:15:01,266 What are they doing there? 1415 02:15:03,643 --> 02:15:06,812 The press attaché. She's all cute! 1416 02:15:10,441 --> 02:15:12,235 What are you doing here? 1417 02:15:13,986 --> 02:15:15,363 Lazing in the sun. 1418 02:15:16,989 --> 02:15:19,033 We landed on a fishing boat. 1419 02:15:19,784 --> 02:15:23,996 One of those that have a palm frond as a sail, you know? 1420 02:15:35,299 --> 02:15:39,219 Okébé wanted to go because his boat was tripping the anchor. 1421 02:15:39,386 --> 02:15:40,554 Dragging it. 1422 02:15:41,638 --> 02:15:43,598 And the shallows, so he split. 1423 02:15:44,348 --> 02:15:46,392 He took that couple with him, 1424 02:15:47,476 --> 02:15:50,313 the guy with the guitar and the redhead. 1425 02:15:51,815 --> 02:15:54,400 They never stopped quarrelling. 1426 02:15:58,737 --> 02:15:59,947 Nice weather, huh? 1427 02:16:03,701 --> 02:16:06,662 Suzie and I, nothing to do with Robinson Crusoe. 1428 02:16:06,829 --> 02:16:10,458 Nothing really, Paul and Virginia more like. 1429 02:16:13,836 --> 02:16:16,463 What's become of what's-his-name? 1430 02:16:16,629 --> 02:16:17,807 - Who? - Bonaventura. 1431 02:16:17,923 --> 02:16:19,632 Couldn't care less. 1432 02:16:26,723 --> 02:16:28,516 - Are you alright? - Yes. 1433 02:16:30,226 --> 02:16:32,979 - How did you get here? - Me? 1434 02:16:34,856 --> 02:16:36,774 I felt aspiration. 1435 02:16:39,318 --> 02:16:40,778 "Inspiration". 1436 02:16:41,738 --> 02:16:43,823 You know I'm musician. 1437 02:16:43,990 --> 02:16:49,203 And boat come to fish, small boat, we see fisher... 1438 02:16:49,370 --> 02:16:50,454 A fisherman. 1439 02:16:53,374 --> 02:16:54,750 We came here 1440 02:16:55,334 --> 02:16:58,629 and I make music with children. 1441 02:17:02,423 --> 02:17:06,302 What's the name of guy with beard? 1442 02:17:06,469 --> 02:17:08,138 And hat. 1443 02:17:08,304 --> 02:17:09,430 This one? 1444 02:17:10,431 --> 02:17:11,724 The hat, yeah! 1445 02:17:16,646 --> 02:17:18,481 He did foolish thing. 1446 02:17:20,274 --> 02:17:21,984 Big mess. 1447 02:17:24,862 --> 02:17:25,863 What did he do? 1448 02:17:25,988 --> 02:17:28,115 He ate bananas. 1449 02:17:28,949 --> 02:17:30,409 He ate a lot of bananas. 1450 02:17:30,575 --> 02:17:32,452 You can't eat bananas here? 1451 02:17:32,619 --> 02:17:36,581 You can, but it was plantation, with owner. 1452 02:17:36,748 --> 02:17:38,875 The owner arrived 1453 02:17:39,042 --> 02:17:42,671 and asked him to pay for bananas he ate. 1454 02:17:43,212 --> 02:17:46,716 He had no money, started terrible mess. 1455 02:17:48,968 --> 02:17:50,970 Big mess. 1456 02:17:51,137 --> 02:17:53,639 And now, he's in jail. 1457 02:17:55,724 --> 02:17:56,725 In jail for that? 1458 02:17:56,893 --> 02:17:59,437 In jail, him in jail. 1459 02:17:59,603 --> 02:18:02,773 He had no money to pay for bananas he ate. 1460 02:18:04,192 --> 02:18:05,401 In jail where? 1461 02:18:05,568 --> 02:18:09,154 There's everything here. There's village. 1462 02:18:09,322 --> 02:18:11,073 It's inhabited. Understand? 1463 02:18:11,239 --> 02:18:15,118 There's village, there's police, police station, everything. 1464 02:18:15,285 --> 02:18:16,453 Can we go there? 1465 02:18:40,351 --> 02:18:42,644 - What day is it? - Friday. 1466 02:19:21,223 --> 02:19:22,266 Are you OK? 1467 02:19:24,435 --> 02:19:25,603 Let me kiss you. 1468 02:19:30,065 --> 02:19:33,152 - Is this all that's left? - I'll explain later. 1469 02:19:48,041 --> 02:19:49,333 Give me his hat. 1470 02:20:05,224 --> 02:20:07,476 Here, we found your hat. 1471 02:20:08,269 --> 02:20:11,188 That's how we knew you hadn't drowned. 1472 02:20:19,362 --> 02:20:22,908 I had an idea for a very original holiday package. 1473 02:20:24,742 --> 02:20:26,744 While I was there thinking. 1474 02:20:27,954 --> 02:20:31,249 But first, we have some formalities to fulfil. 1475 02:20:33,376 --> 02:20:36,546 It'll be hard for the Robinsons in the city. 1476 02:20:36,713 --> 02:20:38,631 "Robinson: fend for yourself"... 1477 02:20:39,298 --> 02:20:41,217 We'll see how they manage. 1478 02:20:45,387 --> 02:20:47,556 We must start getting ready now. 1479 02:20:48,099 --> 02:20:49,183 Shall we go? 1480 02:20:51,518 --> 02:20:53,229 So how did you guys manage? 1481 02:20:54,355 --> 02:20:58,650 We met lots of Fridays, we did some bartering... 1482 02:21:00,402 --> 02:21:02,696 Julie had her passport in her bag. 1483 02:21:03,279 --> 02:21:04,740 You always find a way. 1484 02:21:05,281 --> 02:21:07,951 Thanks to that we really played at Robinson. 1485 02:21:08,118 --> 02:21:11,037 It was the real thing. But the way it began... 1486 02:21:11,204 --> 02:21:13,789 I can assure you you have nothing to regret. 1487 02:21:13,957 --> 02:21:17,043 You'd have had to make a speech for every coconut. 1488 02:21:17,543 --> 02:21:19,879 "This coconut..." 1489 02:21:20,045 --> 02:21:22,965 Wait, we still have some formalities to fulfil. 1490 02:21:30,848 --> 02:21:33,475 No, they must see it when they come in. 1491 02:21:33,809 --> 02:21:34,977 The catalogues. 1492 02:21:35,685 --> 02:21:37,479 Are they still in the boxes? 1493 02:21:37,646 --> 02:21:40,482 Chill out a bit. Get off my back a few seconds. 1494 02:21:40,649 --> 02:21:42,859 I'm taking things in hand here. 1495 02:21:43,026 --> 02:21:45,987 I remember where that took us the first time. 1496 02:21:46,154 --> 02:21:48,907 Wait a minute, you have some cheek! 1497 02:21:49,073 --> 02:21:52,201 If you hadn't screwed up, we wouldn't have been fired. 1498 02:21:52,368 --> 02:21:54,996 Did I force them to pay for the return flight? 1499 02:21:55,079 --> 02:21:58,750 There's no need to shout, there are clients around. 1500 02:21:58,917 --> 02:22:01,460 You don't want people to think we're crooks. 1501 02:22:01,627 --> 02:22:04,297 - There's something wrong. - What is it? 1502 02:22:04,463 --> 02:22:08,092 - You said 190 by 250. That's not it. - Let's have a look. 1503 02:22:08,259 --> 02:22:09,968 - Everything OK? - Yes. 1504 02:22:10,135 --> 02:22:11,929 But I have a little problem... 1505 02:22:12,095 --> 02:22:13,889 I have no time now. Sorry. 1506 02:22:17,768 --> 02:22:21,354 We must put brackets, not nails, or it won't look good. 1507 02:22:21,521 --> 02:22:23,899 - Is that the right height? - Yes. 1508 02:22:24,066 --> 02:22:25,067 50 cm brackets? 1509 02:22:32,074 --> 02:22:34,576 50 cm brackets and that's all. 1510 02:22:34,742 --> 02:22:36,077 Nothing else. 1511 02:22:36,244 --> 02:22:39,581 Two 50 cm brackets, a shelf and that's it. 1512 02:22:39,747 --> 02:22:43,000 - Wall plugs? - Won't hold. Something more solid. 1513 02:22:43,167 --> 02:22:44,335 Let's do it. 1514 02:22:44,501 --> 02:22:46,545 What's this? 1515 02:22:46,713 --> 02:22:48,301 It's plaster, we can do it. 1516 02:22:48,840 --> 02:22:49,841 Shut up! 1517 02:22:49,966 --> 02:22:51,592 It's from the board. 1518 02:22:53,469 --> 02:22:56,012 I can get a cheaper licence. 1519 02:22:56,180 --> 02:22:57,723 Shut up, please. 1520 02:23:05,772 --> 02:23:09,067 - What's this doing here? - Leave it there, dammit! 1521 02:23:16,116 --> 02:23:20,286 - You've opened, you know nothing! - I'll ask the director. 1522 02:23:22,330 --> 02:23:26,376 Mr Bonaventura, I have a problem about a special rate. 1523 02:23:26,542 --> 02:23:28,252 I don't have the information. 1524 02:23:32,632 --> 02:23:35,259 You are our first client 1525 02:23:35,425 --> 02:23:39,804 so the agency will give you a 15% discount without hesitating. 1526 02:23:40,430 --> 02:23:41,640 25 even. 1527 02:23:42,182 --> 02:23:46,228 How kind! It won't come from my pocket. Dad's paying. 1528 02:23:46,395 --> 02:23:48,897 It's my birthday present, with the car. 1529 02:23:49,063 --> 02:23:50,946 I'll tell him when he gets back. 1530 02:23:51,107 --> 02:23:53,444 He'll be happy, he's had some expenses... 1531 02:23:53,527 --> 02:23:55,529 I've seen that face somewhere. 1532 02:23:59,282 --> 02:24:00,992 You! Fancy that! 1533 02:24:01,159 --> 02:24:03,327 We'll talk about that island later. 1534 02:24:03,494 --> 02:24:05,955 - Frogman. - Dad is not a frogman. 1535 02:24:06,122 --> 02:24:09,375 That's right. I didn't swim back, I took a banana boat. 1536 02:24:09,542 --> 02:24:12,127 We'll talk about anything you want later, 1537 02:24:12,295 --> 02:24:16,590 but never pronounce the word banana in my presence! 1538 02:24:30,520 --> 02:24:32,855 You hear? Never the word banana! 1539 02:24:36,484 --> 02:24:38,194 PLEASURES & TRIPS 105854