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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {547}{639}The Grand Blowout {2902}{2964}Are you taking the preserves too? {2967}{3009}I have to take a gift. {3131}{3183}And you're also taking... {3186}{3263}your recipes and your knives. {3670}{3755}Your poor father bought you|the best German knives. {3758}{3842}And at 14, you left Carpugnino-- {3887}{3966}With your knives!|You've told us all that. {3968}{4015}But what I don't see is... {4018}{4110}what you plan to do|with your damned knives this weekend. {4151}{4244}And do you have|lemon dishwashing products? {4247}{4290}Yes, there's that too. {4318}{4411}Lemon freshness,|nature's own cleaner. {4413}{4467}Did you remember rubber gloves? {4625}{4669}The new kind. {4723}{4763}More sensitive. {4839}{4884}For housework... {4933}{4980}gloves are important. {5010}{5090}Flexibility and toughness. {5092}{5191}Flexibility, not to lose|the feel of the object. {5194}{5231}Toughness... {5275}{5330}for doing the work. {5571}{5682}That makes exactly four weeks|of taped shows. {5685}{5743}I can leave in peace.|God, what a feeling! {5746}{5780}But then what? {5783}{5872}Then the project I told you about. {5875}{5951}Right now I need rest and solitude. {5953}{6017}What's wrong? Take it easy. {6019}{6108}TV isn't your life.|Think about your life. {6111}{6187}I think I'd better.|I'll try yoga. {6218}{6315}Before I go, I'll do a good deed--|give my daughter a gift. {6437}{6484}I've been waiting 45 minutes. {6854}{6911}When one decides to get away-- {6914}{7001}Where are you going?|Why did you ask me to come? {7003}{7051}To see you before I leave. {7054}{7111}If I wait to hear from you-- {7152}{7233}- Seen your mother? How is she?|- I guess she's fine. {7235}{7353}- I take it you don't see her much?|- Oh, that paternal authority. {7356}{7404}I'm going. {7407}{7454}A series of news reports. {7516}{7585}Would you like to use|the apartment? {7587}{7643}No hell-raising. {7646}{7718}Watch out for the neighbors--|all old fools. {7721}{7775}Fuck paternal authority. {7803}{7834}What else? {8047}{8115}I'd like you to find him a job|before you go. {8118}{8202}He's a great dancer.|I want you to get him work. {9111}{9174}No more shuttle,|and the bus has gone. {9732}{9809}There they are.|Careful. It's heavy. {10288}{10362}You can roll it. {11287}{11326}10:00 {11693}{11734}Wake up. {11882}{11969}That work still isn't finished. {12104}{12180}Give me a number|where I can reach you... {12183}{12227}in an emergency. {12311}{12385}Why must I always tell you|where I go? {12387}{12434}I have to know. {12436}{12481}Your slippers. {12515}{12577}God, give me patience. {13571}{13614}The court having deliberated... {13616}{13711}and, in accordance|with the evidence, convicted-- {13739}{13788}If my colleagues could see me. {13818}{13871}They take me for a serious man! {13915}{13977}For the last time,|where are you going? {13979}{14018}But I've told you... {14021}{14100}to a legal conference in London. {14103}{14179}That's not true. You're a liar. {14387}{14470}Let's not fight, especially today. {14473}{14515}Why particularly today? {14580}{14617}Don't worry. {14619}{14732}I've arranged for you to have|a power of attorney at the bank. {14763}{14802}Understand? {14857}{14923}What are you talking about? {15021}{15076}No, not that. {15079}{15164}You're responsible|to your parents, poor dears. {15167}{15284}But I won't be involved in all this!|The picture stays here. {15287}{15343}I've given my life for what? {15346}{15394}To not know where you're going! {15524}{15598}I understand. {15600}{15655}You're going to the whores again. {15657}{15732}- Give me the picture.|- Never! {15735}{15774}You're crazy. {15901}{15986}Don't do it. Don't go there. {15989}{16043}Think of your career! {16045}{16110}Promise me you won't do it. {16112}{16197}I'll sacrifice myself,|as I always have. {16199}{16271}We can keep it in the family. {16274}{16389}Nicole, do you know|what you're saying? {16391}{16489}Who rocked you in her arms?|Who suckled you? {16675}{16719}I've got to go. {16805}{16859}You always rape me, and-- {16924}{16993}Do you think whores|can take my place? {16995}{17034}No, Philippe. {17793}{17841}Eating alone, eh? {19260}{19342}It's a house my father bought... {19344}{19451}just after World War I,|from a Polish engineer... {19454}{19511}to give to my mother. {19514}{19561}But she'd never live here. {19563}{19609}Lend me your hat? {19611}{19693}She found it too frivolous... {19695}{19774}so we stayed|at the apartment in Paris. {19838}{19877}There's old Hector... {19905}{19976}my father's old chauffeur. {19979}{20022}How old is he? {20024}{20122}I can't say,|but I've always known him. {20124}{20180}Now he lives here alone... {20233}{20272}with the dog. {20361}{20398}This is Ugo. {20463}{20517}This is old Catherine. {20519}{20629}I think you will be pleased.|I spared no expense. {20631}{20699}Everything is of the finest quality. {20757}{20794}Can we go in now? {20797}{20880}Tell your friends|the dog is very mean. {20883}{20981}Watch out for the dog.|He's not always nice. {21443}{21502}- How are you, Hector?|- Fine, Mr. Philippe. {21668}{21737}- Where are you going?|- Upstairs. {21739}{21786}Who is that, Hector? {21788}{21859}A man from the Chinese Embassy.|He has a gift. {22096}{22189}Excuse me. I'll see to my guests|and be right with you. {22191}{22240}I have plenty of time. {22374}{22414}Exploring, Captain? {22545}{22641}It's a stroke of luck... {22643}{22688}your finding me here! {22691}{22740}I rarely come to this house... {22743}{22799}though it's mine,|or was my father's. {22801}{22900}Excuse me, sir. Mr. President,|I've got to see the kitchen. {22903}{22991}- There's work to be done.|- Please sit down. I'll be right back. {22994}{23092}Hector, let's see the wonders|you've wrought in the kitchen. {23947}{23986}Taste this! {24014}{24059}- Blood pudding?|- No, thank you. {24062}{24126}Is the wind still from your place? {24157}{24199}Where's the cheese? {24243}{24290}Nobody for blood pudding? {24464}{24544}Marcello, our friends want you. {24547}{24634}Sir, allow me to offer you|a little welcoming snack. {24636}{24751}We are gathered|for a gastronomic seminar. {24753}{24824}Allow me to present a small gift. {24912}{24970}It is a character... {24972}{25048}from our theater called|"The Red Lantern." {25094}{25137}It's really superb! {25216}{25321}"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts." {25352}{25413}They want you. {25415}{25469}I'll take the Chinese room. {25509}{25600}I'm terribly sorry|to have to decline... {25603}{25656}your gracious offer. {25691}{25756}The car keys.|I left my suitcase. {25759}{25796}Can I taste? {25831}{25871}The small one. {25874}{25951}I understand your refusal perfectly. {25953}{26055}If an aura of sentiment|does not cling to a house... {26058}{26163}if the least of its walls|is not steeped in family tradition... {26166}{26235}then the idea of a home|is an empty one. {26270}{26310}A fierce, wild boar... {26312}{26379}ready for all|the subtlest marinades. {26381}{26437}That's good meat. {26439}{26550}Two superb soft-eyed deer,|the flesh redolent... {26552}{26593}of the Couves forest. {26595}{26632}Is it frozen? {26635}{26714}So what? I'm all for progress|when necessary. {26775}{26837}That's good meat. {26959}{27032}Ten dozen semi-wild guinea hens... {27035}{27074}fed on grain and juniper. {27250}{27296}Our friends want you. {27367}{27401}Nice sweater. {27694}{27737}Beautiful car, eh? {27816}{27923}You know, Bugatti had|his shoes made to order... {27926}{27998}like gloves,|with a separate big toe. {28041}{28101}- To drive?|- No, for every day. {28103}{28148}There was an artist! {28183}{28246}Look. What magnificence. {28249}{28317}Three dozen young Ardennes roosters. {28319}{28399}- What's going on?|- Twenty dozen Bresse chickens. {28402}{28495}Codfish. Oh, wow, does it stink! {28498}{28546}A hindquarter of beef... {28549}{28610}from the rich pastures|of Charolais. {28639}{28712}You'll see how much fun|it is to cut up. {28715}{28804}Five young salt-marsh lambs|from Mont St. Michel. {28807}{28855}A good cook could make... {28858}{28899}a good surgeon! {28947}{29019}Always clowning,|while we do the work. {29190}{29233}Don't be vulgar, Ugo. {29315}{29366}The feast begins. {30026}{30062}That's good meat. {30266}{30326}I always did that as a child. {30329}{30389}Do you remember, Hector? {30487}{30526}He's asleep. {31256}{31343}You can go now. Time for bed. {31346}{31403}Thanks for everything. {31406}{31454}Still know how to drive? {31488}{31553}I still have my license. {31596}{31639}Take the car back. {31679}{31735}Don't say a thing to Nicole. {31903}{31985}There's so much to do|to put this kitchen in order. {32076}{32114}Can we sing? {32139}{32188}Remember, not a word to Nicole. {33095}{33171}Looks like Michelangelo's Piet�. {33174}{33238}I'm sure it's intentional. {33241}{33288}A trifle blasphemous. {33646}{33694}Marcello, ready to race? {34672}{34729}Fifteen seconds. {34731}{34767}I lose. {35011}{35072}The expression of a whole era. {35185}{35248}I'm a sex maniac. {35251}{35327}You're getting hot over a funeral. {35355}{35443}We're not getting hot.|It's a collection I made as a boy... {35446}{35519}which is both sentimental|and artistic. {35522}{35570}Now this is life. Look. {35975}{36019}Let's see. {36079}{36144}What artistic lighting. {37094}{37150}What a splendid drawing. {37152}{37208}A Gall� drawing, 1890. {37235}{37272}Beautiful. {37275}{37335}Open this, please. {37338}{37383}Which dessert? {37385}{37452}Preserves or Cr�pes Suzette? {37455}{37499}I'll have Cr�pes Suzette. {37564}{37671}Gentlemen, we're not here|for a vulgar orgy. {37703}{37769}We can't just sit here forever. {37771}{37833}We must clear up this dining room. {38306}{38353}"Off to work we go." {38523}{38596}No, no oranges today. {38627}{38686}Tomorrow for breakfast. {39296}{39423}We have to skim the fat|from the bouillon. {39450}{39515}We have to feed these turkeys... {39518}{39614}chocolate, nuts and cognac. {39616}{39674}It gives an exquisite taste. {39676}{39715}So? What do we do? {39718}{39769}Are you my assistant or not? {39771}{39843}Then wash your hands.|Did you pee? {39846}{39890}What an idiot. {39919}{39982}- What time is it?|- 6:30 {40060}{40161}When I was a kitchen boy|at the Charlton Ceneto... {40163}{40219}know what time I got up? {40222}{40257}4:00 {40298}{40360}Here's the stock. {40427}{40470}The dough. {40513}{40557}- What's that?|- Conical strainer. {40590}{40652}We're going to strain... {40655}{40702}the stock. {40704}{40764}Oh, very good. {40767}{40862}Stock in the kitchen|is my stock in trade. {41719}{41770}Hello, Marcello. Up already? {41879}{41920}I didn't sleep. {42275}{42318}You're all set up! {42320}{42382}I like my chimney-nook. {42385}{42431}It's my little world. {42465}{42510}A real homebody. {42603}{42647}Sorry, but... {42649}{42727}I can't stay on|under these conditions. {42730}{42827}What's wrong?|You don't like the house? {42830}{42870}The change of atmosphere? {42906}{43001}In my job,|I get used to sleeping anywhere... {43031}{43079}but I need to get laid. {43183}{43305}Sure, we're shutting|ourselves in here. {43307}{43386}But we didn't take a vow|of chastity! {43439}{43524}Patience.|We'll talk about it later. {43527}{43599}For now, let's think|about breakfast, okay? {44122}{44177}A nice hot chocolate... {44179}{44218}around 11:00... {44221}{44298}whets the appetite for dinner. {44300}{44339}Who wrote that? {44342}{44381}Brillat-Savarin. {44572}{44616}What have we here? {44645}{44690}Kidneys Bourguignon. {44755}{44815}It's for me. {44817}{44862}Shit! That's typical. {44894}{44935}A beautiful theme. {44975}{45014}Very sexual. {45816}{45907}Actually, inviting girls... {45909}{45954}is a good idea. {46107}{46159}I like women too. {46162}{46231}I just think that|on this occasion... {46233}{46282}we could have done without. {46514}{46568}I'm no party pooper. {46571}{46640}You should do a special menu. {46703}{46760}"A dinner offered by... {46763}{46838}four Burgundian gentlemen... {46840}{46896}to three nice Canterbury whores!" {46920}{46967}Ah, so they're whores, eh? {47237}{47286}What did you expect? {47523}{47572}I've got a great menu idea. {47575}{47617}"The Whore Menu"! {47672}{47787}A saut� of fat and lean given|by four gourmand gourmets, epicures... {47790}{47847}for three young ladies|in twelve courses. {47850}{47887}That's it. {47890}{47978}Crayfish � la Mozart on a bed of|rice � la Sully, with Sauce Aurora. {47980}{48011}Not bad. {48430}{48515}Can we see Boileau's linden tree? {48518}{48565}The one in the garden? {48567}{48603}Who sent you? {48605}{48642}The teacher. {48645}{48737}She wants to see|Boileau's linden tree? {48739}{48823}Well, now, you tell her|to come whenever she wants. {48857}{48898}Are you an Arab? {48900}{48964}No. Don't worry.|I'm not an Arab. {48967}{49011}Listen, children. {49013}{49098}Do you see this tree?|It's a linden tree. {49101}{49207}Mr. Boileau used to come sit under it.|Who knows who he was? {49247}{49291}No, you don't. {49293}{49375}Boileau was a great French poet. {49378}{49451}He was born in 1636|and died in 1711. {49454}{49518}He wrote beautiful things.|He loved nature. {49521}{49610}And so he came here|to rest and wrote poems. {49612}{49728}"Hasten then softly,|and never lose heart. {49731}{49835}Twenty times on the loom,|keep on weaving your art." {49837}{49882}Understand what it means? {49935}{50004}Mr. Bugatti was an artist... {50007}{50071}like a painter or a musician. {50074}{50127}This car is his art. {50192}{50235}Do you like cars? {50519}{50558}Want some? {50777}{50853}Sir, are you the chef? {50855}{50930}At your service.|Eat, eat. {50933}{51030}- Smells good.|- Yes, it's stuffing for the pullets. {51033}{51125}We're doing another stuffing|for the suckling pigs. {51221}{51275}Know what they'll do with the fish? {51277}{51312}Eat them! {51315}{51407}My mean friends|want to eat them all. {51465}{51514}For the pig, something simple. {51517}{51590}With the chestnuts, smoked bacon. {51592}{51635}Truffles. Beautiful, eh? {51769}{51810}Kidneys Bordelaise. {51911}{51972}Smells wonderful,|but I'm having chocolate. {51975}{52046}Oh, but you've never heard|of Roussel. {52048}{52101}He was a great writer. {52103}{52161}Little known,|somewhat surrealist. {52163}{52223}He used to roll|all three meals into one. {52225}{52326}He always began|with hot chocolate and cream... {52328}{52435}and then something|like Kidneys � la Bordelaise. {52631}{52685}It's easy to make. {52961}{53000}Wonderful! {53135}{53183}Well, I have to go now. {53211}{53247}Now? {53275}{53333}Tonight we're giving|a little dinner. {53335}{53433}If you'd care to be our guest,|we'd be delighted. {53435}{53522}I don't think Mlle. Andrea|would be comfortable... {53524}{53580}with Marcello and Michel's guests. {53583}{53659}- Why not?|- I'm not sure I can come. {53662}{53731}- She's a woman of the world.|- Exactly. {53875}{53923}I don't know if I'll come. {53985}{54064}Marcello, the great pilot! {54127}{54199}Pleased to see you.|Come this way. {54202}{54260}Come on. Come in. {54524}{54573}Take off your things. {54624}{54663}My friend Ugo. {54872}{54907}And you? {54962}{55031}- Do you like boas?|- What about you? {55091}{55136}What a meringue! {55171}{55215}- And me?|- Chocolate meringue. {55318}{55355}That's nice. {55358}{55439}- It's a farce.|- What's a farce? {55442}{55536}The girls arrive,|and everyone disappears! {55539}{55614}- Predictably.|- Predictable to you. {55617}{55698}- Oh, listen.|- I've had enough! {55700}{55777}Since we aren't eating,|I'll give it to the fish! {55808}{55867}Eat, little fishies! Eat! {55943}{55987}Philippe is going crazy. {56019}{56088}Hello. My name is Michel. {56151}{56185}Very pretty. {56319}{56394}Ugo, time to go to the kitchen. {56397}{56452}Okay, go to the kitchen. {56496}{56566}You don't even look at me,|a poor little orphan. {56568}{56624}Yes. Let's go to the kitchen. {56686}{56737}- You're the third?|- Ladies and gentlemen! {56739}{56797}In the splendor of her flesh... {56799}{56836}Gita! {57694}{57745}Oh, you look great like that! {57839}{57919}What's the chicken doing in here?|In an aquarium? {58000}{58038}Isn't that weird? {58077}{58118}It's a chicken-fish. {58120}{58164}Isn't France wonderful. {58167}{58207}You aren't French? {58210}{58264}There's my p�t�... {58296}{58368}charcoal-grilled turkey|and the rest. {58405}{58455}Do you know how to cook? {58458}{58509}No. I'd rather eat. {58759}{58840}I don't know who you are,|where you're from, but I like you. {59049}{59105}I decided to accept. {59151}{59200}How nice. {59203}{59254}You'll be in very good company. {59357}{59392}Come in! {59567}{59604}What broke? {59632}{59669}The carafe. {59711}{59756}Make yourself comfortable. {59794}{59859}The house is even stranger|at night. {59902}{59957}I'll leave you with these ladies. {59959}{60003}You might play billiards. {60076}{60122}Do you play billiards? {60224}{60310}The mirage, the dream|has become reality. {60313}{60347}A woman is here. {60350}{60398}- What woman?|- The schoolteacher. {60436}{60478}You see? She came! {60523}{60574}No. We're getting away|from all that! {60577}{60627}- Don't be shy.|- Getting away from it. {60630}{60695}Inviting that poor girl|with your whores! {60698}{60769}I'm going to bed.|I leave you to your debauchery. {60771}{60823}She's no whore.|She's a woman. {60826}{60862}The woman! {60931}{60975}Leaving, when I arrive? {60978}{61090}No, I was just going to the living room|to see how things are. {61139}{61177}Oh! Beautiful cake! {61263}{61346}Yes. Ugo made it.|He's a master pastry chef. {61348}{61411}We're all his assistants here. {61444}{61547}I was a bit embarrassed|to see you arrive just now. {61550}{61626}They've invited three other girls|that I don't know. {61628}{61690}Yes, I saw them.|They seem very nice. {61692}{61730}Really? {61733}{61789}You don't mind dining with them? {61791}{61835}No. Why? {61837}{61875}Because... {61878}{61966}I suspect their morals|may be a trifle free... {61968}{62010}a trifle loose. {62012}{62049}We'll see. {62388}{62498}Beautiful. A trifle melancholy.|Let us say it's awful! {62500}{62535}She finds it awful. {62538}{62655}The ideal would be to go on|eating like this, indefinitely. {62658}{62726}- What do you think?|- Yes, it'd be magnificent! {62728}{62791}The quail for you,|the rooster for me. {62883}{62939}I say a woman who likes food-- {63056}{63105}Likes other things too. {63154}{63190}Pirate! {63192}{63252}Brigand! Excuse him.|He's an airline pilot. {63312}{63362}At my command, Ugo! {63458}{63529}- Your hand is cold.|- I have alabaster skin. {63619}{63659}Eat! {63705}{63778}Mortadella must be eaten|in a sandwich. {63780}{63823}Aren't you hungry? {63826}{63873}I don't like to eat much. {63907}{63950}Worse luck for you. {63952}{63993}It looks that way. {64064}{64145}It isn't necessary|to act like an animal. {64147}{64185}Italians abroad. {64494}{64574}I drink--|I'm not sure to what, but... {64576}{64615}I drink. {65134}{65192}I've reflected|on our morning's talk. {65195}{65294}I must say, I admire|your pedagogic theories. {65607}{65673}Relax a little, for God's sake. {65718}{65782}This hair gets in my way! {65785}{65827}Are you okay? {65830}{65878}You okay, my love? {65881}{65932}Loosen your seat belts! {65935}{65994}Fasten or loosen them? {66436}{66483}Tasted the pullet? {66511}{66580}Now on to the pork. {66787}{66831}The banderillas! {67728}{67766}Marvelous night! {67768}{67811}Come in. Close the door! {67919}{67962}Take off your panties. {68503}{68547}Take off your coat. {68741}{68780}Do you like cars? {68783}{68825}Oh, yes, I adore them. {68856}{68899}What kind is it? {68902}{68940}A Bugatti. {69023}{69071}- Know what this is?|- What's it for? {69073}{69117}A manifold. {69148}{69195}- Like it?|- Very much. {69360}{69398}It's cold. {69401}{69459}Don't worry. It'll warm up. {69462}{69556}Come on. Like this.|Are you happy? {69559}{69603}Like it hard like that? {69965}{70050}Wanting to be Marlon Brando|is vanity. {70229}{70326}Besides, even Marlon Brando|is a kind of epiphenomenon. {70461}{70524}- Very good!|- "Vanity of vanities." {70768}{70834}Ooh, Marlon, come here. {70883}{70922}Want some? {70968}{71012}It's really good. {71052}{71095}I really love it. {71199}{71274}My love. Oh, my love! {71276}{71318}How I love you. {71379}{71427}An old record from my youth. {71448}{71536}A very sensual melody,|you'll see. {73063}{73155}Outside of food,|all is epiphemomenal. {73157}{73263}Sand, beach, skiing, love, work... {73266}{73301}your bed... {73303}{73343}epiphenomena. {73346}{73391}Ecclesiastes says-- {73639}{73674}Eat, my girl. {73676}{73715}Eat, bitch. {73962}{74014}Funny, I've never known a judge. {74051}{74102}Meting out justice-- How exciting! {74158}{74249}It is more a case|of applying the law... {74251}{74315}which is often quite different. {74318}{74371}What a beautiful thing to say. {74433}{74506}It's as if we're alone together... {74509}{74556}out in the country. {74683}{74722}Afraid of me? {74756}{74811}No. I'm missing two buttons. {74911}{74975}Oh, poor baby! {74978}{75054}- If you like, I can sew them on.|- You know how? {75057}{75154}- That's very nice.|- Come, my frightened little judge. {75156}{75206}Here, eat this. {75208}{75281}I don't know if I'll find|the sewing things. {75414}{75514}Please, let's take a break|and go up and have some fun. {75559}{75606}There's plenty of time. {75608}{75647}Later. Eat. Eat. {75650}{75698}All you do is eat! {75867}{75915}Don't worry.|I won't prick you. {76117}{76173}Luckily, he's found|a little homemaker. {76202}{76242}The poor baby. {77308}{77356}Excuse me. {77359}{77408}Excuse me, Mademoiselle. {77411}{77459}I mean, Andrea. {77861}{77914}Allow me to request... {77916}{77981}your hand formally in marriage. {77983}{78019}Please. {78783}{78822}Get up! {79001}{79078}My mother died when I was two,|two and a half. {79080}{79140}My nurse raised me.|That's her. {79143}{79188}- Poor Philippe.|- Beautiful, eh? {79191}{79230}Very beautiful. {79233}{79279}A lovely face. {79282}{79342}Sorry.|They're waiting downstairs. {79345}{79414}Don't you know how to knock? {79475}{79533}He's so stupid! {79535}{79636}Don't worry.|We'll soon legitimize our situation. {79763}{79853}Ugo, you know my friend.|She's marvelously gifted. {79855}{79898}I'll introduce you. {79983}{80090}On the operating table,|the redhead dies. {80092}{80166}Woman's body, vanity. {80343}{80419}Woman's body is vanity. {80679}{80783}Gentlemen, I have|an important announcement to make. {80821}{80858}Gentlemen, please. {80925}{80971}Mlle. Andrea and myself... {80973}{81019}have decided to marry. {81598}{81642}I'm leaving. {81644}{81694}I threw up all night. {81737}{81797}Figure out the money with Anna. {81911}{81946}Bye, sweetie. {82048}{82093}Bye, everybody! {82977}{83043}Michel, come to the table, please. {83046}{83120}I hate these rustic|checkered curtains. {83123}{83170}We'll change them. No problem. {83347}{83442}So you shut yourselves in here|every weekend to eat? {83445}{83518}No, just now and then. {83555}{83602}You eat this much each time? {83637}{83677}This is different. {84403}{84454}It'd go down better with salad. {84457}{84507}You know, dykes are right. {84510}{84591}Men are such a pain in the ass. {84594}{84663}What do we have to do to amuse you? {84665}{84721}Something else|besides eat, eat, eat. {84769}{84857}- Play the pipes of Pan?|- For example, yes! {85435}{85475}A pizza proven�ale. {85514}{85579}All the aroma of the moors. {85582}{85629}And the sparkle of your eyes. {85765}{85839}You're grotesque and disgusting! {85842}{85932}Why do you eat if you're not hungry?|It's ridiculous! {86373}{86420}Michel is sick.|He wants you. {86423}{86462}Okay, I'm coming. {86859}{86872}Ohhh, I'm sick. I'm sick!|Don't be mean, Marcello. {86987}{87034}Easy, Marcello. {87037}{87087}Marcello, don't be mean. {87139}{87185}It's horrible! {87187}{87264}When I was little, my mother-- {87267}{87332}My mother used|to punish me terribly. {87335}{87446}This is the first time|since I've been grown up. {87448}{87500}Cut the tragedy. Open up. {87503}{87546}Push! {87548}{87650}It will relieve the congestion. {87653}{87700}Push. Help. {88122}{88167}You don't chew enough. {88557}{88606}Some well pur�e. {88608}{88667}Good pur�e. It's the adjective. {88669}{88738}- This isn't the moment, Philippe.|- Want some? {88740}{88860}To absorb the air.|Michel, I made it especially for you. {88887}{88946}You're wrong, Michel. {88948}{89015}You should take a little, you know. {89131}{89187}Easy. The platter. {89249}{89324}- Care for a little?|- Oh, yes, I adore pur�e. {89420}{89455}It isn't bad. {89535}{89581}It lacks butter, Ugo. {89583}{89647}It's meant to. {89650}{89707}- Why?|- It's a medicinal pur�e. {90052}{90141}- They'll all croak!|- Make an effort, Michel. {90143}{90194}It's a matter of will. {90237}{90331}Pretend you're a little|Indian boy in Bombay... {90334}{90410}and you're hungry--|very hungry. {90413}{90507}If you're very hungry,|what do you do? You eat! {90642}{90675}Pretending? {90757}{90798}Well, then... {90800}{90846}eat some more. {91108}{91156}Eat some more, my pet. {91243}{91278}Eat! {91311}{91362}If you don't eat... {91410}{91461}you won't die. {91615}{91662}You've got to eat. {91740}{91828}I thought Philippe would be|the first. {91831}{91875}The judge. {91974}{92009}They're crazy! {92215}{92298}Stay cool. Stay cool. {92301}{92370}If they want to commit suicide,|let them. {92372}{92422}Come, Andrea. We're going. {92424}{92472}Coming with us? {92730}{92787}All four of them|are imbeciles... {92790}{92838}idiots, mental deficients! {93005}{93098}You're wasting your time.|Leave too! {93145}{93180}No. {93207}{93246}I'm staying. {93263}{93319}What a tableau! Marvelous! {93322}{93372}A Sterlini still-life. {93407}{93455}A friend of mine. {93482}{93529}A great painter. {93556}{93643}I'm not sure|the starches are good... {93646}{93694}for my gas. {93723}{93762}I'm hungry! {93820}{93868}This will do you good. {94375}{94411}My name! {94515}{94633}It was a very delicate idea|of Ugo's. Very nice. {94716}{94760}It looks good. {94806}{94854}I have trouble articulating. {94896}{94936}Diabetes. {95086}{95170}You know the history|of sauces, Michel. {95277}{95343}Do you know the story|of the Italian sauces... {95346}{95444}that were offered as a gift|by the Gonzagas? {95447}{95494}Don't you want to? {96440}{96491}Feeling better? {96639}{96720}Courage, Philippe.|Everything will be fine. {96786}{96847}Just a short spell|of fatigue. {96976}{97058}Tortellini in|cream-and-mushroom sauce! {97719}{97780}- I want some more.|- Yes. Wait. {98074}{98121}You don't mind. {98187}{98260}Can I stretch out|on your bed a bit? {98717}{98793}I don't know what's wrong.|I'm shivering. {98881}{98929}With Philippe's permission. {98956}{99012}Come. I'd like to lie down.|I'm cold, sick. {99015}{99074}Of course,|if it's for your health. {99351}{99386}Get comfortable. {99617}{99703}No, it's not nice to all get|on Marcello's bed. {100382}{100417}Pants! {101020}{101086}Michel, I'm a woman! Come. {101089}{101142}Mustn't get sick. {101145}{101223}We must do it--|but staying alive. {101226}{101290}- Who-- Who's cooking?|- Sleep, Philippe. {101293}{101352}Is anyone|in the kitchen? {101379}{101505}Michel, it's your fault.|You got me excited, dancing. {101507}{101581}Here. Touch. Touch.|I'm all wet. {102585}{102646}See how worked up I am. {104341}{104437}Philippe, you've never sent anyone|to the guillotine? {104489}{104525}That's different. {104577}{104638}I saw you sleep with Michel. {104759}{104807}That's not important. {104864}{104974}I'll marry you|even if you sleep with everyone. {105003}{105071}I know you're broad-minded. {105137}{105198}I have a button that's loose. {105246}{105306}Later.|Now the turkeys. {105747}{105808}Do you want|a church wedding? {105839}{105886}Whatever you like. {106174}{106234}Look, Marcello.|She's doing the chopping. {106397}{106450}Lady assassin. {106453}{106501}I knew it. {106586}{106621}Happy? {106659}{106709}It's fine, yes. {106711}{106792}- And how's your baby?|- Please... {106795}{106855}don't joke about it. {106885}{106958}Feel it?|Feel how firm it is? {107067}{107142}What do you think|of this new communal living? {107144}{107204}What communal living? {107207}{107264}The bed! {107267}{107359}Hey, look. I should ask you that.|You've had the fun. {107361}{107405}Please, please. {107534}{107582}Found the solution? {107585}{107679}We have to enjoy ourselves.|We've got a long haul. {107715}{107758}Shit, it's fantastic. {108051}{108097}No, I wanted to-- {109328}{109374}Come on. I've got a surprise. {109410}{109455}Be good. Sleep. Sleep. {110164}{110199}Get in. {110337}{110385}It's so beautiful. {110387}{110459}You're the first|to have the honor. {110461}{110508}You're very nice, Marcello. {110593}{110634}Does it work? {110798}{110850}It works! {112708}{112755}What a romantic spot! {114515}{114601}- Take off your coat.|- No, Marcello. I'm naked. {114667}{114748}- Take it off!|- It's cold. {114751}{114810}I thought about you|all night long. {114812}{114876}- You never look at me.|- I do! Come on. Take it off. {115466}{115501}Well? {115546}{115580}Turn around. {115623}{115673}Show me your fanny. {115675}{115724}Raise it. {115727}{115762}Raise it! {116286}{116354}- Think of Philippe.|- Philippe. This is love! {116356}{116391}I'm different. {116527}{116603}It's all the same to me. {116606}{116654}I'll marry her anyway. {116727}{116818}She does it out of goodness,|not vice. {116859}{116894}Understand? {117075}{117126}Come on. Time to eat. {117129}{117222}To the table! Time to eat! {117416}{117501}"...with an ornamental platter,|toast... {117503}{117557}and a bed of caviar... {117559}{117650}the border garnished|with a bed of olives... {117653}{117736}slices of lemon,|cedar and sugar. {117739}{117858}A sweet course:|quartered oranges... {117861}{117910}sprinkled with sugar." {117912}{117966}Stop. I'm getting sick. {117995}{118046}A beautiful recipe. {118048}{118100}It's not finished. {118248}{118341}- Why are you sulking?|- I'm not sulking. {118440}{118488}You're very handsome today. {119196}{119231}Permit me. {119263}{119318}Philippe, be broad-minded. {119563}{119620}Big ass man,|this Marcello. {120117}{120180}Why is there no stuffing|in the turkey? {120183}{120282}Ugo, why didn't you put in|any stuffing? It's stupid. It's sad. {120384}{120437}It's sinister like that. {120439}{120495}It's dry. Look at it. {120530}{120565}It's spiritless. {120602}{120686}There are other things.|There's pur�e. {120689}{120795}Cr�mes-- apple, chestnut. {120835}{120883}And the stuffing? {120911}{120950}Life is stuffing. {121907}{121943}Stop eating. {122059}{122095}Stop! {124090}{124162}Chestnut pur�e|is one of my vices. {124199}{124312}A solitary vice, then.|I hate it. {124315}{124451}On the other hand,|I adore stewed apples... {124454}{124501}because they're so sweet. {124612}{124672}Too bad there are no pears. {124823}{124894}You've got to!|I've got to do it! {124897}{124965}I've done it|every night of my life. {125116}{125163}I've got to! {125344}{125396}Oh, shit! {125399}{125446}I've got to do it! {125707}{125766}Marcello,|it's not my fault. {125804}{125858}Not your fault! {125914}{126004}You haven't understood! It's impossible|to eat yourself to death! {126007}{126042}I'm leaving! {126274}{126343}Calm down, Marcello.|Calm down. {126484}{126550}What is it?|What's going on, Marcello? {126553}{126605}He's right.|I am too fat. {126657}{126710}No, my little dove. {126713}{126783}You're beautiful.|You're not fat. {126785}{126882}You're soft,|you're graceful... {126885}{126967}you're light,|and you're a great cook. {127007}{127090}Yes. She's also sensual. {127093}{127193}You're three imbeciles.|That's the word that fits you. {127195}{127283}You can't eat yourselves to death|because you're eunuchs! {127286}{127340}Marcello, please. Eunuchs? {127377}{127444}If there's a eunuch, it's you.|You just proved it! {127447}{127494}All three of you! {127651}{127715}Stop!|This isn't the moment! {127743}{127818}He makes trouble! He acts jealous!|He plays the imbecile! {127821}{127874}There's no fantasy|in this story. {127877}{127959}You've picked|the most disgusting way to die! {127961}{128022}Go on. Wash your face.|Freshen up. {128113}{128202}Freshen up?|I don't need to freshen up! {128204}{128297}You need to freshen|your ideas! {128299}{128359}Look at this! What is this? {128409}{128486}Oh, shit! Shit! {128488}{128558}Marcello, what is it?|Are you hurt? {128560}{128647}- I'm covered with shit!|- Horrors! It's a tidal wave! {128752}{128819}My God, how horrible! {129011}{129089}Come help me!|It's a catastrophe! {129091}{129157}It's horrible!|It's filthy! {129159}{129226}It's appalling!|It's monstrous! {129229}{129277}Don't leave me alone! {129427}{129462}The explosion-- {129586}{129645}Don't leave me alone|like this! {129863}{129899}Come on! {130147}{130194}It's full of filth! {130384}{130450}I'm afraid|Ugo's a trifle sick. {130453}{130501}Yes, I think so. {130677}{130744}Me stay here?|You're crazy! {130835}{130871}It's snowing. {130962}{131009}The wind's blowing. {131067}{131103}A snowstorm. {131177}{131286}The smell of shit.|We'll never be rid of it. {131288}{131350}Aren't you sleepy? {131377}{131453}Michel, after all the work|we've done? {131455}{131503}With this stink,|who can sleep? {131506}{131553}Come on. Let's sleep. {131593}{131640}The universal deluge... {131668}{131703}Of shit. {132078}{132171}Marcello is fighting|a plastic monster by his car. {132250}{132339}Did you see him?|He was afraid to die. {133887}{133922}He's gone. {138210}{138285}Michel, quiet.|The neighbors. {139119}{139212}- Philippe, we must bury him.|- Out of the question. {139215}{139270}"Illegal inhumanization|of corpse... {139272}{139320}strictly punishable by law." {139323}{139387}Article-- I forget. {139449}{139487}I'm cold. {140903}{140946}Is it ready? {145250}{145297}Not bad at all. {145629}{145677}What are you making? {145730}{145777}Professional secret. {145975}{146023}A marvelous taste. {146111}{146158}Can I taste? {146258}{146370}- Didn't you sleep well?|- I slept, but I have a headache. {146397}{146444}Can I taste? {146699}{146746}Your mouth smells of borscht. {147183}{147248}Come. I've got an idea. {147251}{147298}What? Tell me. {147319}{147365}Tart Andrea! {147367}{147403}- Fantastic!|- See! {147877}{147914}Come on. {147917}{147952}Press! Press! {148391}{148484}You'll see. What a tart! {148863}{148935}I'm trying to do|some exercises, but... {148966}{149013}I'm a little tired. {149049}{149117}Did you see?|I found some straws... {149119}{149155}in the kitchen. {149243}{149291}For hot chocolate. {149384}{149444}I was an anti-aircraft officer. {149485}{149550}Have some breakfast.|There's a surprise! {149617}{149685}A big surprise. {151386}{151458}Are we eating this tart|or not? {151641}{151701}You scared me.|I thought it was Marcello. {151891}{151939}No, it isn't Marcello. {151942}{152001}But he has|the pilot's insignia. {152299}{152334}Her ass. {152399}{152444}Want a piece? {152447}{152557}It looks good,|but not now. In a bit. {152598}{152633}Not eating? {152937}{152985}Marcello plays well. {153030}{153077}Almost as well as Michel. {153547}{153594}We're used to it. {155772}{155881}The difficulty is in the rapport|between the taste of the wine... {155883}{155937}and the moment|when each dish is ready. {155939}{156077}Each, first, must be steeped in the|juices in which it will partly cook. {156079}{156189}The final cooking will be done|in a brioche pastry. {156255}{156316}So let's start. {156579}{156626}Sherry for the chicken. {156859}{156907}Port for the duck. {157115}{157162}And champagne for the goose. {157486}{157533}A bit more. {158386}{158496}- Eat the brioche. You'll see.|- I love brioche in milk. {158499}{158567}Yes? Especially|for your diabetes. {158635}{158696}Why the egg slices? {158699}{158745}Because eggs... {158747}{158806}according to the Jews... {158808}{158854}are the symbol of death. {159244}{159313}I could be a millionaire|in one month... {159315}{159382}making these dishes for people. {159385}{159453}But they'll never know... {159455}{159503}what they're missing. {159531}{159594}We, on the other hand... {159597}{159645}and our friends. {159674}{159721}I drink to them. {160382}{160440}The honor goes to you.|You cut it. {160467}{160518}Cut that? How? {160520}{160603}I can't slice that.|It's too bulky! {160654}{160738}- It's pure poetry!|- Well, it's bulky poetry! {160821}{160868}Taste it with the fork. {160911}{160958}Just a bit. {161064}{161112}How is it? {161212}{161247}Shit. {161326}{161406}- You're not being sincere.|- It's shit poetry. {161408}{161455}Andrea, you taste it. {161588}{161643}It's good, isn't it? {161646}{161705}It's good,|but it won't go down. {161743}{161791}But we've got to eat! {161899}{161970}I'll eat it all myself,|and I'll cut it! {162551}{162587}It's marvelous! {162617}{162652}Marvelous! {163099}{163146}I'm going to sleep a bit. {163184}{163221}Coming, Andrea? {163224}{163301}No, I'll stay here with Ugo. {163303}{163351}I'll keep him company. {163811}{163859}Goose p�t�. {163861}{163896}Chicken p�t�. {163925}{163960}Duck p�t�. {164157}{164205}Philippe calls this shit! {164275}{164306}It's genius! {164517}{164604}Come to the kitchen.|Ugo's got to stop eating. Come! {164684}{164758}Ugo is old enough|to know what he's doing. {164761}{164808}Come. We'll both tell him. {164864}{164942}- I have no influence over him.|- Yes, we'll manage. {165413}{165456}Stop! {165459}{165518}Stop now! {165520}{165600}That's enough. Stop. {165637}{165684}Or else you'll die. {167429}{167477}Shut up, dogs! {167975}{168027}Tomorrow,|make me another p�t�. {168047}{168095}And I'll eat it. {168131}{168179}All right. {168289}{168349}I'm heating you|some water, Ugo. {168373}{168438}It's good with sugar|for digestion. {168719}{168754}Listen! {168807}{168862}You owe me something. {168865}{168918}You know. {168920}{168955}Yes. {169575}{169623}Oh, that's good. {170703}{170756}I leave you... {170759}{170846}the tower as a souvenir. {171213}{171284}More! More! {172634}{172671}He's dead! {173117}{173177}Come, Philippe.|Let's go to bed. {173261}{173312}What do we do with Ugo? {173315}{173397}Leave him in the kitchen.|It's his domain. {173400}{173447}We'll think tomorrow. {175578}{175625}You're a glutton, Ugo. {175697}{175745}You eat too much. {175775}{175823}You always ate too much. {176755}{176791}For you. {176794}{176858}It's very sweet|and very good. {177991}{178062}God knows|what they think of me. {178064}{178122}That's enough, Ugo. Stop. {178291}{178351}They must think|I've abandoned them. {178560}{178609}Here we are... {178611}{178654}together, happy. {178696}{178746}And they-- {178749}{178821}Wait here, Philippe.|I'll see who it is. {179280}{179358}Straight ahead. {179361}{179424}There's someone in the house. {179619}{179692}- The meat-- Where do we put it?|- In the garden. {179799}{179872}- This is good meat!|- Yes, in the garden, over there. {180547}{180608}A delivery of meat|just arrived. {180719}{180781}- Is it nice?|- Very nice, Philippe. {180817}{180877}Is it stamped "Grade A"? {180904}{180944}That's the best. {180972}{181019}Because last time... {181097}{181132}it wasn't. {181256}{181316}Tell your boss... {181355}{181453}that last time,|the veal was second-rate. {182078}{182126}I can't go on. {182264}{182312}Is that better? {182557}{182592}I'm cold. {183963}{184017}Is that okay, miss? {184019}{184061}Meat in the garden! 40436