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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,406 --> 00:00:22,179 More than 2000 years ago... 2 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:25,202 ... in the suburb of Milan now known as Segrate... 3 00:00:25,283 --> 00:00:29,100 ... was home toprimitive men of unheard ferocity and violence: 4 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:32,282 The Barbarians! 5 00:01:02,608 --> 00:01:04,610 IMO! 6 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:09,402 Wasp! It stings! It hurts! 7 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:17,118 Thank you. 8 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,677 Pronati! 9 00:03:46,939 --> 00:03:48,899 Straight! 10 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:59,160 I see hairy and wild pigs. 11 00:03:59,243 --> 00:04:02,079 Are there-there-boars? 12 00:04:02,163 --> 00:04:04,039 Wild boar! 13 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:06,917 Pronati! 14 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:13,632 How many boars are there? 15 00:04:18,095 --> 00:04:19,722 Here! 16 00:04:20,431 --> 00:04:22,933 A big one and many little pigs. 17 00:04:24,226 --> 00:04:29,064 You, Godmar the Mighty, make stones for all! 18 00:04:32,735 --> 00:04:36,322 You bald head! Hand over the skull. 19 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:50,961 - A stone to me! - One for me! 20 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:55,966 On with the hunt! 21 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,510 IMO! 22 00:05:04,058 --> 00:05:07,686 Surround them! May you no longer remain a pig! 23 00:05:08,646 --> 00:05:13,442 Stop, pig! Pointer, forward! 24 00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:15,945 Godmar, take the pig! 25 00:05:17,822 --> 00:05:20,491 After you! 26 00:05:21,742 --> 00:05:24,203 Take this hammer! 27 00:05:28,290 --> 00:05:29,750 Use force! 28 00:05:54,859 --> 00:05:59,780 - What's this? - Hunting accident. I traded Puntario for a pig. 29 00:05:59,864 --> 00:06:02,241 For a pig? 30 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:16,297 Hammer! 31 00:06:17,256 --> 00:06:20,301 Giallo, funeral drumroll! 32 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:28,267 - Puntario was a baby. - And now he's dead! 33 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:31,520 They have mistaken him for pork and Odin has taken him! 34 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:33,606 He has taken him! 35 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:37,318 I take the biggest pork. 36 00:06:37,401 --> 00:06:41,822 - Why do you take it? - Because I'm the king. 37 00:06:41,906 --> 00:06:46,243 - Why must you always be the king? - Who must be? 38 00:06:46,327 --> 00:06:49,830 Why does Ardarico always be the king? 39 00:06:49,914 --> 00:06:54,001 Couldn't it be another? For example... 40 00:06:54,084 --> 00:06:58,923 - Couldn't he be the king? - He has royal grandeur. 41 00:06:59,006 --> 00:07:03,260 - He's also strong. - I can be I the king. 42 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:09,099 To be the king you have to challenge me. What are you challenging me to? 43 00:07:09,183 --> 00:07:12,269 I challenge you to iron paw. 44 00:07:12,478 --> 00:07:16,815 So much for the paw! 45 00:07:16,899 --> 00:07:20,402 - Come on! - Push! 46 00:07:20,486 --> 00:07:23,948 - Come on! - Good boy! - Like this! 47 00:07:24,031 --> 00:07:29,286 Godmar, I bet everything on you. Smash his foot! 48 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:34,458 Maciullagli the pig trotter! Who must be the king? 49 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:40,297 Now who is the king? 50 00:07:40,381 --> 00:07:43,509 - Ardarico is the king! - Who is the king? 51 00:07:43,592 --> 00:07:47,721 - Always Ardarico! - Who is the king? - Ardarico! 52 00:07:47,805 --> 00:07:52,643 - I don't hear a voice! - Which one? 53 00:07:52,726 --> 00:07:57,523 Yours! Who is the king? 54 00:07:58,065 --> 00:08:02,528 - It seems to me that you are the king. - Who is the king? 55 00:08:02,611 --> 00:08:05,698 Our only great king is you! 56 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:13,622 - The sun goes down! - The village is some distance away! - Females are waiting. 57 00:08:15,332 --> 00:08:17,251 IMO! 58 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:28,497 Meanwhile, in a camp of Roman explorers... 59 00:08:28,577 --> 00:08:33,959 ... who had crossed the border for a routine raid into barbarian land... 60 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:46,905 - What did you find? - A village, but there were no men. 61 00:08:46,989 --> 00:08:50,701 - Where were they? - Hunting. - What was in the village? 62 00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:53,620 Meat, flour and lots of horses. 63 00:08:53,704 --> 00:08:57,458 - The females? - In the fields planting rice. 64 00:08:59,877 --> 00:09:02,087 Go! Serpicio! 65 00:09:03,672 --> 00:09:07,676 - Serpicio! - Here I am, Commander Fusco Cornelio. 66 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:12,556 - You have to do one thing. - I heard everything. - Then do this raid. 67 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:17,186 - Yes. - Serpicio! This time bring the women alive! 68 00:09:17,269 --> 00:09:21,815 - They are barbarians! They are worse than wild beasts! - And? 69 00:09:21,899 --> 00:09:24,151 - They'll even defend themselves with their teeth. - Go! 70 00:09:28,781 --> 00:09:35,037 The men are having fun and we females do the work! 71 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,581 Do the work! 72 00:09:38,582 --> 00:09:45,172 The men go hunting and we females do the work! 73 00:09:45,255 --> 00:09:47,674 Do the work! 74 00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:55,182 I don't like husking rice. I will plant it! 75 00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:57,643 I will plant it! 76 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:05,150 Every day is a party for the men, I'm tired of fussing! 77 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,694 Tired of fussing! 78 00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:14,618 He dresses like a boss and he likes to command. 79 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,954 Command! 80 00:10:18,539 --> 00:10:24,128 He smoothes his beard and belly and we work hard! 81 00:10:24,211 --> 00:10:26,547 We work hard! 82 00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:33,387 - Take her! - Stop! 83 00:10:34,513 --> 00:10:37,057 Take that one! 84 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:39,434 Turn, over there! 85 00:10:39,518 --> 00:10:41,645 That other one too! 86 00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:46,525 Here's another one! 87 00:10:46,942 --> 00:10:48,777 Take her! 88 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:52,030 Use force! 89 00:10:52,114 --> 00:10:54,283 Are you scared? 90 00:11:00,622 --> 00:11:02,124 Leave that one to me! 91 00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:08,755 - Do you give up, blonde? - Come and get me, Roman! 92 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,763 Beautiful, come here! 93 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:20,559 Put this savage on the horse. Let's go back to camp! 94 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:29,314 The barbarians returned to the village after their hunt 95 00:11:30,903 --> 00:11:33,989 - Why are you following me? - Because you are the king! 96 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:37,451 - Why do we follow you? - Because I'm the king! 97 00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:40,662 Why do we follow you? Because you are the king. 98 00:11:58,347 --> 00:12:01,016 Mamma! Papa! 99 00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:10,734 What a mess! The village is destroyed! All mangled! 100 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:14,196 Spare my life! 101 00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:18,867 I don't want to die! Don't kill me! 102 00:12:18,951 --> 00:12:23,121 Osvaldo, calm down! We are! We who? 103 00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:29,628 - Grippa, Gibuldo and the king! Take it easy! - What happened? Speak! 104 00:12:29,711 --> 00:12:35,008 The Romans arrived! Iron, flames, swords descending! 105 00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:39,388 Arrows flying! They took away all the stuff to eat! 106 00:12:39,471 --> 00:12:44,268 Who cares! We have fresh pigs. We will eat those. 107 00:12:44,351 --> 00:12:47,521 They took all the females too! 108 00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:51,566 - The females? - Yes! - Are you really complaining? 109 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:56,947 You are the one who lost the least because they stole that dwarf from you! 110 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:59,908 They even stole the horses! 111 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:05,956 Precious horses? Did they steal my horses? 112 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:10,377 - Why didn't you defend them? - The Romans came from everywhere. 113 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:17,092 - They were many! - What's the hand that did not defend my horses? 114 00:13:17,175 --> 00:13:21,263 This! 115 00:13:21,346 --> 00:13:26,310 Give me the hammer. Put your hand down on the stone. Are you ready? 116 00:13:28,937 --> 00:13:31,732 Ardarico! Ardarico! 117 00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:40,866 Barbarians! Men of unprecedented violence! 118 00:13:40,949 --> 00:13:43,869 Of unheard-of ferocity! 119 00:13:43,952 --> 00:13:46,705 Children of the god Odin! 120 00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:53,003 I, your king, tell you that this time the Romans... 121 00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:58,175 ..went too far and so I tell you that... 122 00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:02,262 ..what goes around comes around! It's clear? - Of course! 123 00:14:02,346 --> 00:14:09,561 Do you know which is the city of the Romans, let's say the plump one... 124 00:14:09,644 --> 00:14:12,647 .. let's say the most overbearing one is it bigger? 125 00:14:12,731 --> 00:14:15,776 - Rome! - Well done, you guessed right. 126 00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:21,198 Romans, Rome! I would have guessed by myself. I wanted to see if you knew. 127 00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:25,369 Rome! I tell you, barbarians... 128 00:14:25,452 --> 00:14:30,999 ..that we will raze Rome to the ground. 129 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:36,713 We will put Rome to meat and fish! 130 00:14:36,797 --> 00:14:43,011 Where we pass not even a blade of grass will grow anymore! 131 00:14:43,095 --> 00:14:45,180 - It's clear? - Of course! 132 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:48,975 Then barbarians, IMO in Rome! 133 00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:53,313 - To Rome! To Rome! - One moment! 134 00:14:53,397 --> 00:14:57,275 Ardarico says to go to Rome. 135 00:14:58,151 --> 00:15:03,281 But how do we go to Rome if we don't have horses? 136 00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:10,205 Gallop! Gallop! Forward! 137 00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:16,878 Forward! I am not joking! Donkeys! 138 00:15:18,171 --> 00:15:22,092 Hurry up! Feel the whip! 139 00:15:22,175 --> 00:15:25,345 Push! Beast! 140 00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:30,225 How am I to tell you? Push! 141 00:15:32,477 --> 00:15:37,065 - Forward! - Halt! Stop! 142 00:15:37,149 --> 00:15:40,610 How dare you stop the wagon? 143 00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:46,283 Because you are comfortable on the wagon and we pull it like horses? 144 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:52,330 You are not horses, but you are donkeys and I'm the king! 145 00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:56,835 Somebody else could be king? 146 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,379 For example... Here he is! 147 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:04,593 Couldn't he be the king? He has the noble features of a king! 148 00:16:04,676 --> 00:16:09,723 Does he have noble features? But where? Where? 149 00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:16,104 - Couldn't I be the king? - Did my ears hear well? 150 00:16:16,188 --> 00:16:19,733 You, bald head, would you like to be the king? 151 00:16:19,816 --> 00:16:25,572 - Yes, I dare you! - What are you challenging me to, bald head? 152 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:28,909 Iron head! 153 00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:32,496 Iron head? All right. 154 00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:03,693 - Who is the king? - You are the king! 155 00:17:03,777 --> 00:17:09,074 My ears have not heard that shrill, loud voice... 156 00:17:09,157 --> 00:17:13,078 ..which often comes out of our tribe. Why? 157 00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:16,706 I didn't hear that loud voice either! 158 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,959 You are the king! It's you! 159 00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:23,797 Look at the sky! Darkness eats the sun! 160 00:17:27,634 --> 00:17:30,512 - Light goes out! - Night is hunting day! 161 00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:32,597 The sky has become black! 162 00:17:45,277 --> 00:17:48,280 - The wind blows! - A storm grows! 163 00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:50,282 Odin is pissed! 164 00:17:57,372 --> 00:18:02,544 I tell you that Odin is against us! This is a sign of him! 165 00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:06,339 He doesn't want IMO in Rome! 166 00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:09,676 You speak because you have a mouth! 167 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:13,972 Perepé! Perepé! Perepé here here! Odin is with us! 168 00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:18,435 - Who says Odin is with us? - The sorceress! 169 00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:21,104 - What sorceress? - The sorceress Columbia! 170 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:26,818 - The sorceress Columbia hears the voice of Odin. - It is true! 171 00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:31,364 Let's go to the sorceress! We need two volunteers! 172 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:37,120 Tartufo! And you, Cornuto! IMO! 173 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:42,042 - IMO! - The sorceress Columbia! - She knows everything! 174 00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:55,305 - Stop! - Here is Columbia! 175 00:18:55,388 --> 00:18:58,558 IMO from Columbia! IMO! 176 00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:10,445 Barbarians, what do you want from me? 177 00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:16,534 Sorceress Columbia, here we are me and my men... 178 00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:18,787 ..to ask you a favor. 179 00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:23,625 I need you to have a conversation with god Odin... 180 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:28,338 ..and tell him that a group of barbarians... 181 00:19:28,421 --> 00:19:32,342 ..had their village razed to the ground... 182 00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:35,178 ..by a group of fierce Romans. 183 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:39,307 These barbarians would like to raze Rome to the ground... 184 00:19:39,391 --> 00:19:43,728 ..the city of the Romans, as the name says. Right? 185 00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:48,483 They would like to know if god Odin agrees. 186 00:19:49,943 --> 00:20:04,541 - What do you give me in return? - A couple of pigs, a deer, an ibex! 187 00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:09,003 - We could make a human sacrifice! - With who? - You! 188 00:20:09,087 --> 00:20:12,257 I can butcher him! I sacrifice him! 189 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,551 Why me? 190 00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:16,761 I want that stone. 191 00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:21,891 Better the stone than the slaughter! 192 00:20:21,975 --> 00:20:26,271 - I would have preferred to slit your throat. - Give the stone to the sorceress! 193 00:20:26,354 --> 00:20:30,233 Are you a real sorceress? What if she was a cheater? 194 00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:34,946 Shut up, you donkey! 195 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:48,501 She really made you an ass! 196 00:20:48,585 --> 00:20:53,631 - I'm a donkey! - What are you complaining about? Better for you! 197 00:20:53,715 --> 00:20:59,387 Instead of walking, you can go stretching or galloping! 198 00:20:59,471 --> 00:21:02,515 Here, sorceress! Talk to us! Speak! 199 00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:05,727 Talk with god Odin! 200 00:21:08,688 --> 00:21:12,192 What are you looking at? - Odin says that there will be a barbarian... 201 00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:15,695 - A barbarian? - It's me! - Who will take vengeance on the Romans. 202 00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:20,325 - Maybe it's me! - Impossible! - Proud and Tall! - Here because! 203 00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:23,119 - Strong and muscular. - Muscular! 204 00:21:23,203 --> 00:21:28,124 Endowed with great courage and ruthless ferocity. 205 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:32,337 - Smart too, right? - Shh! - He said yes! 206 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:36,841 He will be vengeful and bloodthirsty. 207 00:21:36,925 --> 00:21:40,845 - I'm already thirsty! - He will release flames, iron and fire! 208 00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:47,227 He will bring violence, ruin and destruction. 209 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:53,775 He will be called the scourge of god, Attila! 210 00:21:53,858 --> 00:21:56,694 Attila, the brother of god! 211 00:21:56,778 --> 00:22:00,114 - God's scourge! - It's the same! 212 00:22:00,198 --> 00:22:05,411 From today my name will be Attila! 213 00:22:05,495 --> 00:22:09,457 - God's scourge! - Your name is Ardarico! 214 00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:13,503 - Attila could be me! - What's my name? 215 00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:18,758 - Attila, it seems to me. - Ciuccio, what's my name? 216 00:22:18,842 --> 00:22:21,886 - Attila! - Good boy Ciuccio! 217 00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:26,766 Thank you, my beautiful and fresh sorceress Columbia. 218 00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:30,436 I salute you, but before saying goodbye... 219 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:35,233 ..I intercede for the donkey. When he was human, he sucked. 220 00:22:35,316 --> 00:22:38,403 But now he's worse! Make him human again. 221 00:22:38,486 --> 00:22:41,239 Do Attila a favor! 222 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,420 Thanks, I'm back to human! 223 00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:58,631 How disgusting! He was better as a donkey. 224 00:22:58,715 --> 00:23:04,512 As punishment, every full moon he will turn into a donkey. 225 00:23:05,346 --> 00:23:08,349 A werewolf donkey! 226 00:23:15,732 --> 00:23:17,692 Shut up! Shut up! 227 00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:29,370 - We will sell them as slaves in Rome. - Will we make money with these? 228 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:38,004 Ahh! Who is this? 229 00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:40,089 - A pain in the ass! - Really? 230 00:23:40,173 --> 00:23:46,054 - Her name is Uraia and she must be their boss. - How much she stinks! 231 00:23:47,221 --> 00:23:50,350 - But I like her. - Me too. 232 00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:53,478 - What? - Shouldn't I like her? 233 00:23:54,187 --> 00:23:56,731 No! Ouch! What are you doing? 234 00:23:56,814 --> 00:24:00,276 - Damn you! She almost bit it off! - She also kicks! 235 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:05,281 - Really? - Yes. - Get her washed and then take her to my tent. 236 00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:18,336 Fuscus Cornelius! 237 00:24:19,587 --> 00:24:22,840 - Did you get rid of the smell? - Yes. 238 00:24:24,509 --> 00:24:26,552 I also perfumed her. 239 00:24:41,192 --> 00:24:43,987 It's champagne! 240 00:24:45,863 --> 00:24:47,198 There! 241 00:24:48,491 --> 00:24:49,659 There! 242 00:24:52,370 --> 00:24:54,247 Drink, Uraia! 243 00:24:58,793 --> 00:25:00,878 You do not like it? 244 00:25:02,714 --> 00:25:05,758 I understand what you want! 245 00:25:09,303 --> 00:25:11,097 Come! 246 00:25:12,098 --> 00:25:13,766 Are you crazy! 247 00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:19,772 Do you barbarians make love like this? Who taught you that? 248 00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:21,524 Giallo! 249 00:25:42,253 --> 00:25:46,174 - Run away! I'll take care of the Romans. - Thank you, Uraia. 250 00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:48,384 - Quickly! - IMO! 251 00:25:53,848 --> 00:25:57,977 Wake up, Romans! Come out! 252 00:26:00,313 --> 00:26:05,526 - Take me! I am Uraia! - What happened? - The slaves escaped! 253 00:26:05,610 --> 00:26:09,906 - Stop her! - Quickly! Take her! 254 00:26:16,454 --> 00:26:18,706 Let's chase her! 255 00:26:26,798 --> 00:26:28,591 Use force! 256 00:26:30,134 --> 00:26:32,053 Quickly! 257 00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:08,923 Oh! Oh! Gallop! 258 00:27:09,006 --> 00:27:12,468 Gallop! How many times do I have to tell you? 259 00:27:12,802 --> 00:27:17,348 Halt! Here begins Roman territory! Stop! 260 00:27:17,431 --> 00:27:19,725 None shall pass! Who are you? 261 00:27:19,809 --> 00:27:21,894 Barbarians! 262 00:27:21,978 --> 00:27:26,232 - What do you want? - To destroy Rome! 263 00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:31,445 Where I pass, the grass no longer grows, dear! 264 00:27:31,529 --> 00:27:34,907 - What is your name? - Attila! 265 00:27:34,991 --> 00:27:37,869 - What? - Attila! 266 00:27:37,952 --> 00:27:43,749 - What? - Attila! Are you deaf? 267 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:46,752 Are you a tribe of handicapped? 268 00:27:46,836 --> 00:27:49,255 ''A'' for atrocities! 269 00:27:49,338 --> 00:27:53,968 Double ''T'' as in earthquake and tragedy! 270 00:27:54,051 --> 00:27:58,848 The as wrath of god! ''L'' as lake of blood! 271 00:27:58,931 --> 00:28:02,268 ''A'' as now I'm coming and to kick your ass! 272 00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:04,520 Bring me the weapons! 273 00:28:04,604 --> 00:28:07,732 Load the catapult! Quickly! 274 00:28:17,408 --> 00:28:19,660 Briazio is dead! 275 00:28:27,293 --> 00:28:31,297 They wrecked our wagon and they killed Briazio. 276 00:28:31,505 --> 00:28:36,928 They have one hell of a machine that throws boulders like pebbles. 277 00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:43,059 Action must be taken. I need a volunteer. 278 00:28:43,142 --> 00:28:49,315 - I'm not well! - No? You, come volunteer! 279 00:28:49,398 --> 00:28:51,609 Let's go smash them, give me the hammer. 280 00:28:51,692 --> 00:28:55,529 Not this! This! 281 00:28:55,613 --> 00:28:58,658 You, open the way for me. Go! 282 00:28:58,741 --> 00:29:01,118 I will follow you and tear them apart. 283 00:29:03,496 --> 00:29:05,581 IMO to defeat them! 284 00:29:05,998 --> 00:29:11,879 Good boy! Open the way for your king, bald head! Good boy! 285 00:29:12,964 --> 00:29:14,966 IMO! 286 00:29:29,605 --> 00:29:33,943 - Do you recognize me now? - Yes! - Who am I? 287 00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:36,529 - You are Attila! - Take that! 288 00:29:36,696 --> 00:29:39,865 Now splash around, you stupid fish! 289 00:29:41,659 --> 00:29:46,789 The Romans are defeated. How many losses have we had? 290 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:49,959 Giallo, funeral drumroll! 291 00:29:53,254 --> 00:29:56,674 - Briazio was strong! - And now he's dead! 292 00:29:56,757 --> 00:29:59,969 The stone crushed him and Odin has taken him! 293 00:30:00,052 --> 00:30:05,141 - Odin has taken him! - IMO! 294 00:31:02,239 --> 00:31:04,784 Stop! There is someone in the tree. 295 00:31:14,043 --> 00:31:16,045 Who are you? 296 00:31:16,128 --> 00:31:20,591 Uraia. My village has been burned and I fled from the Romans. 297 00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:23,969 - Come down and show yourself. - I can't, I'm naked. 298 00:31:33,396 --> 00:31:37,191 Here, I see. He crossed the river. 299 00:31:37,274 --> 00:31:41,862 He defeated the Romans over a bridge and now advances towards Rome. 300 00:31:41,946 --> 00:31:46,492 - I'm happy for him. - He wants to put the city on fire. 301 00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:50,496 - He wants revenge. - Is he our own king Ardarico? 302 00:31:50,579 --> 00:31:55,209 Now he calls himself Attila. But you can't stay here. 303 00:31:55,292 --> 00:32:00,840 You have to run to him and help him. Soon Attila will need you. 304 00:32:03,092 --> 00:32:05,136 Do what is written. 305 00:32:06,303 --> 00:32:11,767 Wait! You will have to go through lands full of wild beasts and Romans. 306 00:32:11,851 --> 00:32:14,603 I'm not afraid, I'm a barbarian. 307 00:32:16,939 --> 00:32:19,108 This will help you in need. 308 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,364 Go, Uraia! 309 00:32:31,829 --> 00:32:34,415 Stop! 310 00:32:34,498 --> 00:32:37,042 - Stop! - Stop! 311 00:32:39,462 --> 00:32:43,966 Shut up everyone! What do I hear, Giallo? 312 00:32:44,592 --> 00:32:47,928 What do you think the noise is? 313 00:32:50,389 --> 00:32:55,311 Good, I thought so too. It must be something very fierce. 314 00:32:55,394 --> 00:33:00,900 An animal! A hideous beast that comes from beyond the grave! 315 00:33:00,983 --> 00:33:04,069 IMO will see! Come on, my Sprodi! 316 00:33:55,913 --> 00:33:58,832 - Who are you? - Renolto. 317 00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:02,836 - Are you Roman? - No! Barbarian. 318 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,006 - Barbarian? - A barbarian! 319 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:09,051 Renolto the unleashed, come with us. 320 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:12,346 - Where are you going? - To conquer Rome. 321 00:34:12,429 --> 00:34:15,641 No, you are crazy! 322 00:34:15,724 --> 00:34:19,270 I came down from Gallia with many men. 323 00:34:19,353 --> 00:34:23,691 - The Romans broke our asses! - All the Galletti? 324 00:34:23,774 --> 00:34:28,445 All dead! I was left alone and chained. 325 00:34:28,529 --> 00:34:32,700 How many are these Romans? We'll break their asses! 326 00:34:32,992 --> 00:34:36,996 - Seventy times a thousand. - What? - More than us? 327 00:34:37,204 --> 00:34:41,041 - Seventy times a thousand! - We are not familiar with the numbers. 328 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:46,171 You should explain it to us with reeds. The reeds! 329 00:34:46,255 --> 00:34:52,177 Thirty-six thousand and one. And two, and three, and four, and five, and six! 330 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,181 Renolto stop. We understand. 331 00:34:57,516 --> 00:35:00,853 Barbarians, I have a good idea to offer you. 332 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:05,441 - Tell us! - Tell us. - Let's go home. 333 00:35:05,524 --> 00:35:09,028 - Hurray! - Come back! - Let's go home! 334 00:35:09,236 --> 00:35:12,114 - Good boy! - Thank you. 335 00:35:12,323 --> 00:35:17,995 Well done, nice idea! You are a military genius! 336 00:35:18,078 --> 00:35:22,791 I'm glad there was... 337 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,836 ..a nice democratic vote! 338 00:35:25,919 --> 00:35:29,882 We are barbarians, but we are also democrats. 339 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:34,511 - Right! - At this point it's my turn to vote. 340 00:35:34,595 --> 00:35:40,309 My vote is unfortunately against yours. I vote to go to Rome. 341 00:35:40,392 --> 00:35:43,479 It's an order. IMO in Rome! 342 00:35:44,647 --> 00:35:48,359 Why are you following me? Because I'm the king! 343 00:35:48,442 --> 00:35:52,029 We follow you because you are our king! 344 00:35:52,112 --> 00:35:55,658 Why are you following me? 345 00:35:55,741 --> 00:36:00,245 Barbarians! Where are you going? 346 00:36:00,329 --> 00:36:04,833 Are you going around the hill to scare me? 347 00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:08,671 To prank me? 348 00:36:08,754 --> 00:36:14,468 Barbarians! I'm losing my patience! 349 00:36:14,551 --> 00:36:19,306 It's an order! You have to follow behind me. It's clear? 350 00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:24,228 I'm telling you for the last time. It's an order! Stop! 351 00:36:25,479 --> 00:36:29,608 No? Then I'll come and let's see what happens! 352 00:36:29,692 --> 00:36:31,360 I'm coming! 353 00:36:31,443 --> 00:36:35,823 I told you I'd show you! 354 00:36:35,906 --> 00:36:41,662 Why have you bound your king like a salami? 355 00:36:41,745 --> 00:36:45,833 Shame on you! Molla! Do you want to dump me? 356 00:36:46,041 --> 00:36:48,168 My wrath! 357 00:36:48,377 --> 00:36:50,754 My wrath! What can I do to you? 358 00:36:52,381 --> 00:36:56,260 - The Romans are blocking our way! - We can not pass! 359 00:36:57,511 --> 00:37:00,180 I stopped you! Uraia! 360 00:37:00,264 --> 00:37:04,685 - It's Uraia! Not the Romans! - You don't have to tell us! 361 00:37:04,893 --> 00:37:07,312 We see that it is her. 362 00:37:08,397 --> 00:37:10,399 I will come down! 363 00:37:11,942 --> 00:37:17,197 Where are you going? The Romans are over there. And you are the barbarians? 364 00:37:17,281 --> 00:37:20,659 Odin's children never turn their backs on the enemy. 365 00:37:20,868 --> 00:37:26,582 - Attila, you also had yourself tied up. - They took me by surprise. 366 00:37:28,751 --> 00:37:32,629 The sorceress told me that Odin is with us. IMO in Rome. 367 00:37:32,838 --> 00:37:37,342 There are many Romans. In Rome we will all be killed! 368 00:37:37,426 --> 00:37:41,472 - They'll tear us apart! - I have an idea! 369 00:37:41,555 --> 00:37:46,602 Now women have ideas too? 370 00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:51,982 Silence! Just go through the places where there are no Romans. 371 00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:58,614 - Come on! - I have an idea. Just pass through places where there are no Romans. 372 00:37:58,697 --> 00:38:01,158 - Nice idea! Right! - Of course. 373 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:06,246 - Nice idea! - But where are they? The places where there are no Romans? 374 00:38:07,456 --> 00:38:11,168 We will advance through forests, deserted and desolate lands. 375 00:38:11,251 --> 00:38:17,549 I have an idea. We will advance between forests, wastelands... 376 00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:19,927 ..mosses, lichens and mushrooms! Right? 377 00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:22,221 - Nice idea! - Yes. 378 00:38:22,304 --> 00:38:27,184 Uraia, jump back up on your mound. Until we meet again. 379 00:38:27,267 --> 00:38:30,687 - No, I'm coming with you. It is written on the sword. - Me too! 380 00:38:30,771 --> 00:38:34,858 - I want to settle the score with the Romans. - Where it is written? 381 00:38:34,942 --> 00:38:40,864 - On the chains! - I too have a small bill to settle... 382 00:38:40,948 --> 00:38:44,952 ..since when is the day when they count! With a little man! 383 00:38:45,035 --> 00:38:51,959 - A slimy, putrid being that stinks! - Who is? - A traitor! 384 00:38:52,042 --> 00:38:55,546 - Tell me! Who is? - Who do you want who is? 385 00:38:55,629 --> 00:38:58,215 Piccinunum! Martellum! 386 00:38:59,675 --> 00:39:03,345 Give me a whack on the arm as a joke? 387 00:39:03,428 --> 00:39:07,975 No dear. Where do we give the hammer? 388 00:39:08,058 --> 00:39:12,646 - Where should he give it to me? - Nice idea, Giallo! 389 00:39:12,729 --> 00:39:16,650 You, the groin has smashed us! 390 00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:21,822 - And we'll smash your groin! Giallo, drumroll! - One moment! 391 00:39:21,905 --> 00:39:26,368 - Prepare him for punishment! - No! Please, no! - Ready? 392 00:40:03,864 --> 00:40:07,534 Water! I am thirsty! 393 00:40:20,047 --> 00:40:21,548 Water! 394 00:40:24,009 --> 00:40:25,761 It's empty! 395 00:40:38,982 --> 00:40:42,986 - Water. - Water! Water! 396 00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:47,699 Look! Water! A lot! Like the lake near our village! 397 00:40:47,783 --> 00:40:51,828 - But it's much bigger! - IMO to water! 398 00:40:51,912 --> 00:40:53,914 Water! 399 00:40:54,206 --> 00:40:57,042 - Water! - Drink! 400 00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:59,419 Water! 401 00:41:03,757 --> 00:41:07,719 Stop, it's not good! 402 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:15,602 Don't drink, it's bad! 403 00:41:16,478 --> 00:41:20,565 - That water doesn't quench your thirst! - Tartufo, bring me a drink! 404 00:41:21,858 --> 00:41:23,151 It's not good! 405 00:41:24,695 --> 00:41:27,197 - Give it to me! - Here! 406 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,543 It's salty! It is completely undrinkable! 407 00:41:40,377 --> 00:41:43,755 It's not a lake, it's the ocean! 408 00:41:43,839 --> 00:41:48,010 That's why it sucks! It's shit! 409 00:41:48,093 --> 00:41:54,850 The ocean, the sea! A large salty lake populated by fish and monsters! 410 00:41:54,933 --> 00:41:58,937 Our fate is cruel! 411 00:41:59,021 --> 00:42:03,692 Dying of thirst in front of so much water! 412 00:42:04,776 --> 00:42:10,073 - Men, IMO to die! - IMO! 413 00:42:10,574 --> 00:42:12,701 I die here! 414 00:42:14,286 --> 00:42:17,873 - I die here. - I die here. 415 00:42:21,209 --> 00:42:22,961 I die here. 416 00:42:26,006 --> 00:42:28,800 I let myself die here. 417 00:42:28,884 --> 00:42:31,261 I die here. 418 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:42,522 - Politeo, are you dead? - Not yet. You? 419 00:42:42,606 --> 00:42:47,778 - How do you die? - Do you remember how you were born? Is the opposite! 420 00:42:47,861 --> 00:42:50,155 Maybe we need to turn around. 421 00:42:52,157 --> 00:42:54,534 We can't die with this mess! 422 00:42:54,618 --> 00:43:00,540 - Can I die next to you? - Just don't take my shade away. 423 00:43:05,962 --> 00:43:08,799 - I am sorry. - For what? 424 00:43:08,882 --> 00:43:11,676 You know, I'm thinking... 425 00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:18,850 Now women think even before you die? Is it a sign? 426 00:43:18,934 --> 00:43:23,396 Yes. I'm thinking we could pass life together... 427 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:28,318 ..having our own hut, many children! - Everyone has their own hut! 428 00:43:28,401 --> 00:43:32,781 If you came to say this nonsense... 429 00:43:32,864 --> 00:43:37,494 ..Die elsewhere! - I will die with you. I'll will keep quiet. 430 00:43:37,577 --> 00:43:39,412 All right. 431 00:43:52,551 --> 00:43:54,636 Rain! Rain! 432 00:43:56,513 --> 00:43:59,641 Water! It falls! 433 00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:03,562 - Rain! - Water! - Water! 434 00:44:05,063 --> 00:44:08,733 We thank the god Odin which is on our side! 435 00:44:08,817 --> 00:44:11,111 Rain! 436 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,490 Odin sends water! 437 00:44:21,413 --> 00:44:23,874 IMO in Rome beautiful fresh! 438 00:44:23,957 --> 00:44:29,254 Oh ha! Oh ha! 439 00:44:29,337 --> 00:44:33,925 Oh ha! Oh ha! Oh ha! 440 00:44:34,009 --> 00:44:39,598 - Oh! Ah! - Because you always stay on the bridge... 441 00:44:39,681 --> 00:44:43,476 ..to say Oh ha and we row. Why? 442 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:49,816 You wonder why every time I say Oh ha! 443 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:54,112 I repeat the same things over and over again! I told you I'm the king. 444 00:44:54,196 --> 00:44:56,364 It's clear? Oh! Ah! 445 00:44:56,448 --> 00:44:58,491 Oh ha! Oh ha! 446 00:45:02,162 --> 00:45:06,666 Oh ha! Oh ha! 447 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:09,544 Oh ha! 448 00:45:11,713 --> 00:45:15,133 One moment, one moment! I hear something! 449 00:45:15,217 --> 00:45:19,971 Where does this subtle and wonderful voice come from? Look! 450 00:45:20,055 --> 00:45:23,391 I see a woman half human and half fish! 451 00:45:25,352 --> 00:45:28,980 That's a deceiving mermaid! 452 00:45:29,064 --> 00:45:31,066 She's a monster! 453 00:45:31,149 --> 00:45:35,320 Galletto, let me hear the singing! 454 00:46:29,457 --> 00:46:32,127 Why is she laughing? 455 00:46:36,673 --> 00:46:39,259 Fish woman is gone! 456 00:46:39,342 --> 00:46:42,137 She's gone! 457 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:44,889 There are stones in the water! 458 00:46:48,727 --> 00:46:54,858 - There's water everywhere. - It is an island. - What do you mean island? 459 00:46:54,941 --> 00:46:59,279 - That we are in deep shit. - In the sea? - No, shit! 460 00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:03,950 With that face a bit like this... 461 00:47:04,034 --> 00:47:10,206 ..that expression a bit like that we have who have seen Genoa. 462 00:47:10,290 --> 00:47:16,046 - I hear a voice! - A boat! A boat! 463 00:47:17,005 --> 00:47:19,632 Hey, handsome man! 464 00:47:19,716 --> 00:47:22,719 Who are you? 465 00:47:22,802 --> 00:47:30,143 We are barbarians! We have to get to Rome. Will you taking us to the mainland? 466 00:47:30,226 --> 00:47:32,228 He brings us! 467 00:47:32,312 --> 00:47:36,358 - No! - He doesn't get us. Why? 468 00:47:36,441 --> 00:47:43,907 I don't trust you because you are barbarians. Who says you don't steal my boat? 469 00:47:43,990 --> 00:47:47,577 I say so! King's word! 470 00:47:47,660 --> 00:47:51,790 I swear! Let him die! I swear to god Odin! 471 00:47:51,873 --> 00:47:56,294 What do you give me? We Ligurians don't make bargains for nothing! 472 00:47:56,378 --> 00:48:03,176 We can't give you anything because we lost everything in the shipwreck. 473 00:48:03,259 --> 00:48:08,556 You have something I need. That blonde whore! 474 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,560 Do you need her? What is she for him? 475 00:48:12,644 --> 00:48:17,148 - What's the use to him? - No! I'm not going with him. 476 00:48:17,232 --> 00:48:22,821 - I don't want to go. - She does not want go with you, inexplicably! 477 00:48:22,904 --> 00:48:29,035 Pity! I would have taken you to Maremma which is near Rome. 478 00:48:29,119 --> 00:48:34,707 Too bad because he could take us to Maremma. 479 00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:37,961 I don't want to force your decision. 480 00:48:38,044 --> 00:48:40,296 For God's sake! 481 00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:45,552 We who are barbarians always have freedom of choice. 482 00:48:45,635 --> 00:48:52,113 - But why don't you go? - No! - She said she's coming! 483 00:48:52,194 --> 00:48:54,613 Having dealt with the Ligurian, Attila landed in Maremma 484 00:48:54,694 --> 00:48:58,857 - Goodbye, Uraia! - Thanks for the ride to Maremma. 485 00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:03,528 - Greetings! - Gross! Wretch! Bastard! 486 00:49:03,611 --> 00:49:08,908 Exaggerated! With all the people suffering in the world! 487 00:49:08,992 --> 00:49:12,162 Attila, I will return! 488 00:49:12,245 --> 00:49:17,375 I am waiting for you! Until we meet again! Men, IMO! 489 00:49:32,348 --> 00:49:34,350 Here's the money! 490 00:49:35,643 --> 00:49:38,605 For such a beautiful slave do you give me so little? 491 00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:45,028 - Here! - If I give you news that you want, how much do you give me? 492 00:49:45,111 --> 00:49:50,617 - Ligurian, I gave you too much already. - It is about a certain Attila. 493 00:49:52,285 --> 00:49:54,704 - What name did you say? - Attila! 494 00:49:55,455 --> 00:49:57,165 Attila? 495 00:49:57,248 --> 00:50:00,668 That son of a bitch that slay the guards on the bridge? 496 00:50:01,711 --> 00:50:03,838 Where is he? 497 00:50:05,173 --> 00:50:10,595 - Here. - I left him in Maremma in a cursed place. 498 00:50:10,678 --> 00:50:14,307 Without weapons, without food and without game he will die! 499 00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:16,476 Thank you Ligurian! 500 00:50:28,571 --> 00:50:31,991 Fate brought us together again, I'm happy. 501 00:50:32,075 --> 00:50:36,496 - Not me! - Barbarian, I want to make you a proposal. 502 00:50:37,497 --> 00:50:42,585 I want to make you a Roman. I want to marry you. 503 00:50:44,295 --> 00:50:47,966 Think about it? A beautiful house on the Aventino... 504 00:50:48,049 --> 00:50:50,927 ..jewels, slaves! 505 00:50:52,262 --> 00:50:57,767 And then you would elevate yourself socially! What do you think about it? 506 00:51:02,730 --> 00:51:08,611 You are stubborn! Then rot here until you reconsidered. 507 00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:16,869 Hungry! Hungry! 508 00:51:24,794 --> 00:51:26,838 Hungry! 509 00:51:28,131 --> 00:51:30,633 Worm! 510 00:51:32,010 --> 00:51:34,220 Nice! Good! 511 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,307 No, it's mine! 512 00:51:40,685 --> 00:51:41,894 Look! 513 00:51:43,646 --> 00:51:45,523 Look! 514 00:51:51,654 --> 00:51:56,909 What is that animal? 515 00:51:56,993 --> 00:52:01,164 Looks like a bird to me! Is it a chicken? 516 00:52:01,247 --> 00:52:05,710 - It's winged! - Look how fat it is! Look! 517 00:52:05,918 --> 00:52:09,172 Look how meaty and appetizing it is! 518 00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:12,467 It hid behind the branches! Get the bird! 519 00:52:12,592 --> 00:52:15,595 Be ruthless! Giallo, drumroll! 520 00:52:15,678 --> 00:52:21,184 - Let's get it! - It's behind the bush! 521 00:52:23,895 --> 00:52:25,813 Take that! 522 00:52:25,897 --> 00:52:31,819 - My mouth is watering. - Are you telling me? - It's not just you and me. 523 00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:38,493 Bring it here! 524 00:52:39,327 --> 00:52:45,541 What hideous beast this is? What a disgusting animal! Pluck it! 525 00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:54,217 - It's a man! - If there were two, it would be better. We would eat more. 526 00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:58,805 What will be the best part? The arm? I will taste. 527 00:53:00,098 --> 00:53:05,019 - It's good. Now we eat him. - Eat a man alive? 528 00:53:05,103 --> 00:53:08,356 - You are barbarians! - Do you gulls eat them dead? 529 00:53:08,439 --> 00:53:13,611 That's why you have bad breath! If you want, that shit. 530 00:53:13,695 --> 00:53:16,614 - Stop! - Do you want to die alive? 531 00:53:16,698 --> 00:53:19,826 Let me speak. Are you hungry? 532 00:53:19,909 --> 00:53:22,328 Otherwise I wouldn't eat crap like you! 533 00:53:22,412 --> 00:53:28,084 I'll take you where there are salamis, hams, beef... 534 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:33,798 .. lambs, kids, piglets, eggs! - Eggs? - Eggs? 535 00:53:33,881 --> 00:53:37,969 - And wheat buns. - Where is all this good food? 536 00:53:38,052 --> 00:53:42,724 - To Saturnia! - Saturnio? - Near my house. 537 00:53:42,807 --> 00:53:48,229 - Then take us! - Let's go. - IMO to Saturnio! 538 00:53:54,610 --> 00:53:57,780 Stop, that's Saturnia. 539 00:53:58,489 --> 00:54:02,201 Wait here my villagers are suspicious. 540 00:54:02,285 --> 00:54:06,038 If they see you, they are afraid. I will let you in. 541 00:54:06,122 --> 00:54:07,957 Go! 542 00:54:10,209 --> 00:54:13,212 - He's a good man. - Is very ugly. 543 00:54:13,421 --> 00:54:17,759 Aesthetically he's crap but he is a good man. 544 00:54:26,309 --> 00:54:29,687 Who is it? - I'm Goricchio of the Rione dell'Oca. Open up. 545 00:54:29,771 --> 00:54:31,397 Open. 546 00:54:33,065 --> 00:54:37,278 - Close! Here come the barbarians! - The barbarians! 547 00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:39,989 Here come the barbarians! Let's run away! 548 00:54:41,032 --> 00:54:42,950 Close the doors! 549 00:54:44,702 --> 00:54:46,537 Shut the doors! 550 00:54:47,830 --> 00:54:53,878 He seemed good, but also morally he was crap... 551 00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:56,130 ..as well as aesthetically! 552 00:54:56,214 --> 00:54:58,466 What will we do? 553 00:54:58,549 --> 00:55:03,596 Keep calm. I'm going to talk with the villagers. 554 00:55:03,679 --> 00:55:07,433 From when the world began, the devil was with humans... 555 00:55:07,517 --> 00:55:13,314 ..it always served a purpose. Calm down. Hey, villagers! 556 00:55:13,439 --> 00:55:17,485 Come out, I have come to talk to you. I'm Attila... 557 00:55:17,777 --> 00:55:22,573 ..the king of the barbarians! You are lucky. 558 00:55:22,698 --> 00:55:26,911 I didn't come to iron and set fire to your beautiful village. 559 00:55:27,078 --> 00:55:31,791 I didn't come to burn you to the ground. I want to have a talk! 560 00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:35,628 Let me enter the castle for a moment. 561 00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:40,299 Maybe there's a nice tavern and we can eat something. 562 00:55:40,383 --> 00:55:46,514 We can eat chicken, we can eat ... 563 00:55:46,597 --> 00:55:50,476 ..deer, moose, ostrich! 564 00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:54,772 River octopus, which is very good... 565 00:55:54,856 --> 00:55:58,234 Let us in for a moment! 566 00:55:59,277 --> 00:56:02,697 Fool! Stupid! 567 00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:08,160 Dumb to me that I'm the king? Hurry! 568 00:56:08,244 --> 00:56:11,038 Set the castle on fire! 569 00:56:11,122 --> 00:56:14,375 Come on, my Sprodi! 570 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:20,214 Destroy everything! Come on, barbarians! 571 00:56:20,298 --> 00:56:27,346 Destroy it! I do not want to see one stone left standing. It's clear? 572 00:56:27,430 --> 00:56:29,557 After you! 573 00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:38,190 Over there! 574 00:56:38,274 --> 00:56:41,944 - Tartufo, throw the stone! - Throw the rope! 575 00:56:42,403 --> 00:56:45,573 Make way for the most powerful stone! 576 00:56:49,827 --> 00:56:51,329 It holds! 577 00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,373 It doesn't hold! 578 00:56:56,208 --> 00:56:58,252 Take them! 579 00:57:03,549 --> 00:57:05,551 Giallo, climb the rope! 580 00:57:05,635 --> 00:57:07,720 Climb up! 581 00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:21,943 Two! I took out two! 582 00:57:27,865 --> 00:57:32,536 Godmar the mighty, I saw a pulley between the battlements! 583 00:57:32,745 --> 00:57:36,165 He raises Piccinunum! 584 00:57:38,334 --> 00:57:41,087 Lore said you go up you! 585 00:57:53,099 --> 00:57:55,267 Jump on the blackbird! 586 00:58:11,659 --> 00:58:13,536 Beware of hot oil! 587 00:58:17,415 --> 00:58:21,210 Help me! Fire! Burn! 588 00:58:21,794 --> 00:58:24,380 - Help me! - Piss! 589 00:58:24,797 --> 00:58:26,799 Burn! 590 00:58:29,510 --> 00:58:31,721 Thank you! 591 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:42,940 Renolto got pierced by a spear! 592 00:58:48,779 --> 00:58:53,659 Attila, the men can no longer resist. They can't do it anymore! 593 00:58:53,826 --> 00:58:56,454 Do we retreat? 594 00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:59,790 Never! Attila never retreats! 595 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,462 - Let's retreat! - Right! 596 00:59:04,545 --> 00:59:07,131 Quickly too! 597 00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:10,134 Victory! 598 00:59:13,929 --> 00:59:17,767 Mamma, what a beating we took! 599 00:59:17,975 --> 00:59:24,315 We are all spent! We hope that the night brings us advice. 600 00:59:24,398 --> 00:59:26,859 Is anyone missing? 601 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:32,948 Renolto! Renolto is dead! Renolto! Renolto! 602 00:59:33,032 --> 00:59:37,119 - Renolto is dead, but there are those who are worse! - Who? 603 00:59:37,203 --> 00:59:40,164 - There are worse misfortunes. - It is true. 604 00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:44,460 I'm sorry for Renolto because he was a good man. 605 00:59:44,543 --> 00:59:47,046 Giallo, funeral drumroll! 606 00:59:50,424 --> 00:59:54,220 - Renolto was the smartest. - And now he's dead! 607 00:59:54,303 --> 00:59:58,182 Like a thrush he was skewered and Odin has taken him! 608 00:59:58,265 --> 01:00:01,143 - Odin has taken him! - Enough! 609 01:00:21,330 --> 01:00:23,541 Attila! Attila! 610 01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:28,921 With the full moon I turned into a donkey. 611 01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:31,590 But you're better off this way! 612 01:00:31,674 --> 01:00:36,804 Even physically you seem more lively and muscular. 613 01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:42,393 A donkey? Wait a moment! A wonderful idea just came to me! 614 01:00:42,476 --> 01:00:47,189 With you tonight I will take possession of the city. 615 01:00:47,273 --> 01:00:52,903 It's a very clever plan. I will whisper it in your ear. 616 01:01:04,165 --> 01:01:08,294 - Who knocks at the door? It's me, I'm a gift! 617 01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:13,424 - What? The barbarians are gone and they left me as a gift. 618 01:01:13,507 --> 01:01:15,509 A gift for us? Open the door! 619 01:01:17,428 --> 01:01:22,099 - What a beautiful donkey! - Go slowly, you're hurting me! 620 01:01:22,183 --> 01:01:24,143 Let's go! 621 01:01:24,935 --> 01:01:27,646 - Stop! - What is it, baker? 622 01:01:27,855 --> 01:01:32,526 I do not trust him. My nephew is going to school with the Greek master Sillone... 623 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:36,238 .. he told me about a horse stuffed with warriors! 624 01:01:36,322 --> 01:01:40,326 - Maybe the donkey has a belly full of barbarians. - We'll disembowel him... 625 01:01:40,534 --> 01:01:44,079 ..and will see right away. - Gut him! 626 01:01:44,163 --> 01:01:49,627 I can't have barbarians in my belly. I'm a little donkey! 627 01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:54,673 - The donkey convinced me. - He can't have anything in his belly. 628 01:01:54,757 --> 01:01:59,595 Do as you like, but I don't trust you! 629 01:02:00,763 --> 01:02:02,973 But wait...! 630 01:02:16,153 --> 01:02:18,197 I'm back to human! 631 01:03:02,157 --> 01:03:08,205 Listen to me! All the men must be passed out! 632 01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:11,542 - And the females? - Rape them! 633 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:14,503 - And you get the gold! - Why? - Because you are the king! 634 01:03:14,586 --> 01:03:16,839 Right! Nice idea! After you! 635 01:03:30,936 --> 01:03:33,689 Leave me! Don't rape me! 636 01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:37,860 - Rape me! Rape me! - What are you doing to me? - I'll tell you. 637 01:03:43,782 --> 01:03:47,119 What is this? A gathering of dwarves? 638 01:03:47,244 --> 01:03:52,958 - What do you want? - We want to kill you! - Stop! 639 01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:56,128 We'll talk about it after class. Sit down! 640 01:03:56,211 --> 01:03:59,381 How dare you, handsome man... 641 01:03:59,715 --> 01:04:05,304 ..to talk to me like this? Do you know who you are talking to? 642 01:04:05,471 --> 01:04:08,849 I don't know and I don't want to know! Sit down! 643 01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:12,478 - But... - We have to... - This is the temple of wisdom. 644 01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:16,148 - Ignorant! - Talk to him, he called you ignorant. 645 01:04:16,357 --> 01:04:20,402 I talk to both of you. Sit down! 646 01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:24,907 - Be careful how you talk! - We'll talk about it later. 647 01:04:24,990 --> 01:04:28,118 - We agreed that... - We'll talk about that later! 648 01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:31,997 - Keep calm! - You are in the temple of wisdom. 649 01:04:32,081 --> 01:04:36,794 - Sit down! You too! - Sit down too. 650 01:04:36,877 --> 01:04:39,254 - Silence! - We were I agree that... - I have to talk. 651 01:04:39,338 --> 01:04:44,927 - Look, I'll pierce you afterwards! - Silence, ignoramus! 652 01:04:45,010 --> 01:04:48,764 - Ignorant! - Ignorant! - Don't repeat what I say. 653 01:04:48,847 --> 01:04:53,268 - He's looking at me! He embarrasses me! - Where is he? - What are you looking at? 654 01:04:53,352 --> 01:04:56,230 We'll talk about that later. 655 01:04:58,315 --> 01:05:02,694 Earlier I was explaining the universe to you. 656 01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:08,659 What a beautiful word, universe! Without beginning and without end. 657 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:12,413 - Are you two listening? - Yes. 658 01:05:12,496 --> 01:05:16,667 The sky is full of stars. What are the stars? 659 01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:22,339 Spheres! There are small spheres and bigger ones. 660 01:05:22,423 --> 01:05:28,679 The small spheres are the satellites, the largest spheres are the planets. 661 01:05:28,762 --> 01:05:32,391 Among all these spheres is the moon. 662 01:05:32,474 --> 01:05:39,648 - I knew this. - Shut up! Only answer if you are questioned. 663 01:05:39,731 --> 01:05:42,443 - It's clear? - Just answer when you are questioned. 664 01:05:42,526 --> 01:05:45,863 - Shut up or I'll cut you off! - We were left on the moon. 665 01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:50,117 - You know the moon, right? - Yes! 666 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,579 White, bright, pale! 667 01:05:54,413 --> 01:05:58,000 You ! Do you know what the moon is? 668 01:05:58,083 --> 01:06:02,296 - It's a satellite. - Good boy. - Lucky he didn't ask us. 669 01:06:02,379 --> 01:06:05,757 Do you know the moon? 670 01:06:05,841 --> 01:06:09,470 - The? The moon? Of course! - Tell me how big it is. 671 01:06:09,553 --> 01:06:13,056 - How big is the moon? - I'm asking you! 672 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:17,603 - How big is the moon? - The moon is big... 673 01:06:17,686 --> 01:06:21,482 ..at least like this! - No! - Ouch! 674 01:06:21,565 --> 01:06:25,569 - Okay! - Okay! - Sit down! - Sit down. 675 01:06:25,652 --> 01:06:27,988 - It is bigger. - Ignorant! 676 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:32,534 - Cifone! - Sillone! - I'm amazed at you! 677 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:38,165 Are you asking him who is ignorant? Everyone knows how big the moon is. 678 01:06:38,248 --> 01:06:42,711 - Even the dwarfs! You, me! It's a fact of popular culture. - Good boy. 679 01:06:42,794 --> 01:06:45,839 We want to know from you. How large is it? 680 01:06:45,923 --> 01:06:49,801 If they know, I know and you know, what do we say to do? 681 01:06:49,885 --> 01:06:53,597 We better say it. How big is the moon? 682 01:06:53,680 --> 01:07:00,062 - Cifone, stay calm! - Sillone! - It's so big! 683 01:07:00,145 --> 01:07:04,525 - It is bigger! - Watch out I'll stick you on the wall! 684 01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:09,571 - The moon is bigger than this city. - How large is it? 685 01:07:09,655 --> 01:07:13,867 It is bigger than Rome and all the towns around it. 686 01:07:13,951 --> 01:07:17,454 It is a very large and luminous ball. 687 01:07:17,538 --> 01:07:21,667 - So, Cifone... - Sillone! - If you say... 688 01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:26,880 ..that the moon is as big as a city... 689 01:07:26,964 --> 01:07:32,594 ..because at night, while we sleep, doesn't it fall on our heads? 690 01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:36,139 - Excuse me! - You tell him, Pierino. 691 01:07:36,223 --> 01:07:40,143 Each planet attracts the others like a magnet... 692 01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:44,314 ..and all remain in perfect balance. - Good boy! - Good boy! 693 01:07:44,523 --> 01:07:48,235 - Do you mind if I eat him afterwards? - Shut up! 694 01:07:48,402 --> 01:07:53,991 - It looks sweet to me. - Now let's change the subject. 695 01:07:54,074 --> 01:07:57,202 Let's go to history. 696 01:07:57,286 --> 01:08:00,998 Let's take advantage of the fact that there are two barbarians in class... 697 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:06,128 - Are you really barbarians? - I am Attila, the king of the barbarians. 698 01:08:06,211 --> 01:08:10,257 - I am viceroy! - You are nobody. 699 01:08:10,424 --> 01:08:16,388 When was the last invasion of Rome by the barbarians? 700 01:08:17,014 --> 01:08:21,935 - I know! - Me too. - I know! Who knows? - He! 701 01:08:22,019 --> 01:08:25,772 It was that of Renolto, the cocky young man. 702 01:08:25,856 --> 01:08:27,774 I met him. A handsome man. 703 01:08:27,858 --> 01:08:32,154 - No! - An ugly man! - No! - Medium! - No! 704 01:08:32,237 --> 01:08:36,992 Renolto never arrived in Rome because they took him! 705 01:08:37,075 --> 01:08:39,578 They chained him. 706 01:08:39,661 --> 01:08:42,539 Indeed, that's how we found him. 707 01:08:42,664 --> 01:08:47,711 - Instead Brenno arrived in Rome. - I knew it! - Brennero! 708 01:08:47,794 --> 01:08:52,341 - Brenno! - First Brennero and second Renolto. 709 01:08:52,424 --> 01:08:56,345 What did the Romans do to avoid looting? 710 01:08:56,428 --> 01:09:00,849 They took a scale. In a dish they put a lot of gold. 711 01:09:00,932 --> 01:09:04,853 Brenno saw the gold, took the sword and... Pow! 712 01:09:04,936 --> 01:09:07,564 He spat into the scale! 713 01:09:07,648 --> 01:09:12,277 No, he put the sword on the other side of the balance. 714 01:09:12,361 --> 01:09:15,697 He said the words: "Vae victis"! 715 01:09:15,781 --> 01:09:19,409 Fateful words! What does it mean? 716 01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:24,873 "Woe to the vanquished". To equalize the weight of the sword... 717 01:09:24,956 --> 01:09:30,003 ..the Romans put more gold on the plate of the balance. It's clear? 718 01:09:30,087 --> 01:09:36,927 Just say "Vevivis", spit the sword into the plate... 719 01:09:37,010 --> 01:09:40,347 ..and you immediately got double the gold. Nice idea! 720 01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:45,352 The lesson is over for today. 721 01:09:45,435 --> 01:09:47,437 Go. 722 01:09:53,193 --> 01:09:58,031 Stop! Now that class is over, I'm ready. 723 01:09:58,115 --> 01:10:02,202 - To do what? - Ready? - To do what? - To die! 724 01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:06,164 - Ah, we said that... - I'm ready. 725 01:10:06,248 --> 01:10:08,625 Wait! 726 01:10:08,709 --> 01:10:13,130 Where do you find a person with a big brain... 727 01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:16,049 ..and a big nose? It's a shame. 728 01:10:16,133 --> 01:10:19,886 - You, handsome man, Cifone! - Silone! 729 01:10:19,970 --> 01:10:25,225 All right, Ciphone, Silone! Attila saves your life! 730 01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:27,227 Go, lucky boy! 731 01:10:28,937 --> 01:10:34,109 - Master, you were born with the shirt. - With the tunic. 732 01:10:35,026 --> 01:10:40,741 Attila! I, Silone, I promise you that one day I will repay you! 733 01:10:40,824 --> 01:10:43,952 That guy! 734 01:10:44,035 --> 01:10:46,747 I can understand his good faith... 735 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:50,625 ..but how can he repay Attila? 736 01:10:50,709 --> 01:10:53,920 - Listen! - Tell me. 737 01:10:54,004 --> 01:10:59,634 Go around the country. Find me some women. 738 01:10:59,718 --> 01:11:01,928 - Go! - How many? 739 01:11:02,012 --> 01:11:04,681 - A number... - Eight? 740 01:11:04,765 --> 01:11:08,769 Many more! Nine! Go! 741 01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:13,690 - Listen to me! - Attila, look who we got. 742 01:11:13,774 --> 01:11:18,445 Here he is again and he says hello! 743 01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:26,161 It's you, virus! Now I do see green rats! 744 01:11:26,244 --> 01:11:32,959 Suddenly I see him here in front of my eyes! Why are you shaking? 745 01:11:33,043 --> 01:11:37,088 - Compassion! I forgive! - What pity? What forgiveness? 746 01:11:37,172 --> 01:11:43,553 It's too easy to ask for forgiveness. Are you asking for forgiveness now? 747 01:11:43,637 --> 01:11:46,223 Then bite me, but let me live. 748 01:11:46,306 --> 01:11:52,771 I've already eaten. I have no more appetite and now you disgust me! 749 01:11:52,854 --> 01:11:57,984 We adopt the law of us barbarians. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth! 750 01:11:58,068 --> 01:12:00,362 Nice idea, bald head! 751 01:12:00,445 --> 01:12:06,326 - You crap! Did you get our butts kicked? - Yes! 752 01:12:06,409 --> 01:12:10,580 And for the butt you will be punished, dear! 753 01:12:10,664 --> 01:12:16,294 - You and you! Impale him! - No! 754 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:23,343 Compassion! Compassion! 755 01:12:25,512 --> 01:12:30,350 Please! I don't want to be impaled! 756 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:33,478 Watch the virus! 757 01:12:37,315 --> 01:12:40,026 I don't want to die! 758 01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:44,531 The right and deserved rest of the warrior! 759 01:12:44,614 --> 01:12:48,493 We crushed the whole country and now we rest. 760 01:12:48,577 --> 01:12:51,997 I beg you! Compassion! 761 01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:57,627 - We barbarians do not know mercy. - Enough! 762 01:12:57,711 --> 01:13:01,006 Silence! Giallo! 763 01:13:02,173 --> 01:13:04,175 Drumroll! 764 01:13:05,302 --> 01:13:09,347 Now the virus who betrayed us... 765 01:13:09,431 --> 01:13:12,809 ..there will be vengeance! 766 01:13:12,893 --> 01:13:15,770 Godmar, drop him! 767 01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:18,273 Compassion! 768 01:13:23,111 --> 01:13:26,448 Vengeance! 769 01:13:26,531 --> 01:13:28,867 Did you decide? 770 01:13:30,785 --> 01:13:33,204 Do you want to marry me? 771 01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:39,502 You will answer me when I get back from the three-day military campaign. 772 01:13:41,129 --> 01:13:46,593 Don't worry, he's an asshole! You know who he is. 773 01:13:48,678 --> 01:13:53,016 What's the name of that big head friend of yours? Attila! 774 01:13:54,559 --> 01:14:00,023 Him and four other ragamuffins they set Saturnia on fire. 775 01:14:02,859 --> 01:14:05,028 But they made a mistake. 776 01:14:06,404 --> 01:14:12,786 They have been there for three days getting drunk with some women. 777 01:14:13,870 --> 01:14:17,624 - We will exterminate them immediately. - Fusco! - Yes? 778 01:14:17,707 --> 01:14:19,417 What do you want? 779 01:14:19,501 --> 01:14:24,965 I changed my mind. You are a brave soldier. I will be your wife. 780 01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:30,971 - We'll talk about it when I get back. - No, right away. You will not regret it. 781 01:14:32,681 --> 01:14:35,517 You burn with desire, don't you? 782 01:14:37,727 --> 01:14:42,899 I'll look for four witnesses, so we can have a Roman wedding. 783 01:14:42,983 --> 01:14:46,444 No, barbarians. For me it has more value. 784 01:14:59,874 --> 01:15:03,211 - Serpicio. Serpicio! - Don't yell! 785 01:15:03,294 --> 01:15:07,007 - What are you looking at? Give me the dagger. - Here it is. 786 01:15:13,179 --> 01:15:15,015 It's your turn! 787 01:15:22,731 --> 01:15:27,110 - The blood of my blood join yours. What are you doing? - Stop! 788 01:15:27,193 --> 01:15:30,363 - I'll kill him! - Don't bullshit! 789 01:15:30,447 --> 01:15:35,910 - If you move, I'll cut his throat! - You understand? Keep calm! 790 01:15:35,994 --> 01:15:39,914 - Walk! - Where are you taking me? 791 01:15:39,998 --> 01:15:41,624 Ouch! 792 01:15:48,173 --> 01:15:50,216 Stop! 793 01:15:52,677 --> 01:15:56,723 She may be a whore's daughter, but I like her! 794 01:16:27,253 --> 01:16:32,884 - Attila! - Who's calling me? What is it? 795 01:16:37,972 --> 01:16:42,560 I felt something on my chin. What was it? 796 01:16:46,773 --> 01:16:51,569 Why are you here in the middle of the night? 797 01:16:51,653 --> 01:16:54,823 Quickly! Go away! 798 01:16:54,906 --> 01:16:58,785 Outside! Quickly! Go away! 799 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:06,835 Did you tell them to go away? 800 01:17:06,918 --> 01:17:12,006 I wonder and I say how dare you raise your voice... 801 01:17:12,132 --> 01:17:18,138 ..in the presence of Attila king of the barbarians? My concubines! 802 01:17:18,221 --> 01:17:20,807 We have to go to Rome. 803 01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:26,020 Except that Rome doesn't run away because it is a city and doesn't move. 804 01:17:26,104 --> 01:17:31,818 You can go to Rome calmly. It's not a snake that moves! 805 01:17:31,901 --> 01:17:34,737 You are in a trap here! 806 01:17:34,821 --> 01:17:38,700 - Fusco Cornelio arrives with his soldiers. - Fuscus Cornelius? 807 01:17:38,783 --> 01:17:41,494 - Yes. - Do you know him? - Yes. 808 01:17:41,578 --> 01:17:44,789 Who the fuck is he? I don't know him. 809 01:17:44,873 --> 01:17:49,127 - He's the leader of the Roman soldiers. - The leader of the Roman soldiers? 810 01:17:49,252 --> 01:17:52,422 He gives me a mustache! 811 01:17:52,505 --> 01:17:57,927 We'll give them four beatings too. We'll grind them to a pulp. 812 01:17:58,052 --> 01:18:02,849 Here come the Roman soldiers! Ouch! 813 01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:07,228 - What is that? - You're a weakling. 814 01:18:07,312 --> 01:18:11,608 - You're out of strength. - Me, spineless? 815 01:18:11,691 --> 01:18:14,986 But if I'm feeling the power than half is enough! 816 01:18:15,111 --> 01:18:20,867 I have violence in me that you can't even know! 817 01:18:20,950 --> 01:18:24,579 - But what does the hammer have to do with it? - Lift it up. 818 01:18:26,581 --> 01:18:31,044 It's mine. With this hammer I have defeated multitudes of enemies... 819 01:18:31,169 --> 01:18:35,924 ..enemies of all races! - Prove it! 820 01:18:36,007 --> 01:18:39,135 - Shall I lift it? - Yes. - Wait. 821 01:18:41,221 --> 01:18:45,225 They weighed down the hammer or have they weakened me? 822 01:18:45,350 --> 01:18:49,354 - You are weak. - Am I weak? It is true! 823 01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:52,982 In fact, I don't feel... You know what? 824 01:18:53,107 --> 01:18:59,280 Maybe it's better to flee first and let Cornelius arrive with heads. 825 01:18:59,364 --> 01:19:03,493 Let's round up the men! All men to me! 826 01:19:25,765 --> 01:19:28,268 Hey! You! 827 01:19:30,061 --> 01:19:33,773 - Did you say something to me? - Who else? There is only you. 828 01:19:34,274 --> 01:19:38,403 - Do you know where by any chance... - I do not know! 829 01:19:38,486 --> 01:19:41,781 - I haven't asked you anything yet. - And I didn't answer anything. 830 01:19:41,864 --> 01:19:47,120 - Good answer. Where do you come from? - I don't know, I don't remember. 831 01:19:47,203 --> 01:19:52,292 - Are you by any chance a soldier? - What? Why do I have a helmet? 832 01:19:54,168 --> 01:19:59,966 Maybe yes, I was a soldier. They made me go to many wars. 833 01:20:00,049 --> 01:20:05,096 Punic Wars, African Wars! But I'm tired. 834 01:20:05,179 --> 01:20:07,348 I know nothing. 835 01:20:07,432 --> 01:20:13,104 Before you don't know anything anymore, Can you tell us which direction Rome is? 836 01:20:13,187 --> 01:20:16,733 - The city with arches, columns and the Forum? - Yes. 837 01:20:16,816 --> 01:20:19,235 Never heard of it! 838 01:20:19,402 --> 01:20:22,322 I don't even know my name! 839 01:20:22,405 --> 01:20:27,910 In my opinion he knows nothing! Go back to where you came from! 840 01:20:27,994 --> 01:20:31,164 I will go where you want. I know nothing. 841 01:20:31,289 --> 01:20:35,376 Leave me alone, I don't know anything! 842 01:20:39,589 --> 01:20:41,883 So, where are we, IMO? 843 01:20:43,468 --> 01:20:46,054 Good question, Grippo! 844 01:20:46,137 --> 01:20:50,850 In my opinion Rome is over there! 845 01:20:50,933 --> 01:20:55,229 Instead, in my opinion Rome is over there. I tell you! 846 01:20:55,313 --> 01:21:00,568 - I repeat that Rome is over there! - But she's over there! 847 01:21:00,651 --> 01:21:05,865 - I repeat that Rome is over there. Where is Rome? - I think it's over there! 848 01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:09,077 - You guessed it! - Hey! 849 01:21:10,036 --> 01:21:12,288 I am here! Attila! 850 01:21:12,372 --> 01:21:15,917 - Who's calling me? - It's me! 851 01:21:16,876 --> 01:21:19,796 It's a girl. A female horse! 852 01:21:19,879 --> 01:21:25,343 - Female horse? - Let me get a look at you! 853 01:21:25,426 --> 01:21:32,100 Don't let the farmer know how nice the horse with tits is. 854 01:21:32,183 --> 01:21:35,853 Ask me, Attila. I am the Centaura. 855 01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:41,901 - I know everything. - I'm not used to talking with the horses. 856 01:21:42,026 --> 01:21:46,614 You who knows everything, do you know where the city of Rome is? 857 01:21:46,697 --> 01:21:48,408 Rome? 858 01:21:50,451 --> 01:21:54,497 - Wait! - You shoot at me? - Follow the arrow. 859 01:21:54,580 --> 01:21:57,208 Rome is there! 860 01:21:59,085 --> 01:22:02,130 Rome is over there. Come on, this way! 861 01:22:06,467 --> 01:22:10,054 - Rome! - This city is strong! 862 01:22:10,138 --> 01:22:14,058 - It's all open! - But the buildings aren't there anymore? 863 01:22:14,142 --> 01:22:16,602 Barbarians, IMO in Rome! 864 01:22:29,532 --> 01:22:31,784 The barbarians! 865 01:22:31,868 --> 01:22:37,165 - I think it was Brenno who raze it like this! - Brennero? 866 01:22:37,331 --> 01:22:42,795 Did he burn it to the ground? Maybe, it could be... 867 01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:48,968 ..that the Romans knowing that I was coming. I, Attila, scourge of god... 868 01:22:49,051 --> 01:22:52,305 ..they took shacks and puppets and they went away! 869 01:22:52,388 --> 01:22:55,850 But they left us nothing to break. 870 01:22:55,933 --> 01:23:00,605 - The walls are left! - Those we will break! 871 01:23:00,688 --> 01:23:07,153 We will not leave a single stone. Barbarians, destroy everything! 872 01:23:15,953 --> 01:23:20,124 What are they doing? They destroy the aqueduct. 873 01:23:20,208 --> 01:23:22,335 Quickly! Quickly! 874 01:23:32,637 --> 01:23:36,390 Prodigy! It rains without clouds! Prodigy! 875 01:23:37,558 --> 01:23:42,522 Senators, there is danger. Attila is a wild madman. 876 01:23:42,605 --> 01:23:45,024 He's a force of nature. 877 01:23:46,025 --> 01:23:52,532 He raided a border post and set fire to Saturnia. 878 01:23:52,615 --> 01:23:54,909 From the news I have... 879 01:23:56,160 --> 01:24:00,373 ..they now march on Rome. - Are they organized? 880 01:24:00,456 --> 01:24:04,085 Do they have a regular army? Weapons, war machines? 881 01:24:04,168 --> 01:24:10,258 - I don't think so, they are barbarians. - The water doesn't come out anymore! 882 01:24:10,341 --> 01:24:13,511 - Maybe a water supply failure. - It never happened before. 883 01:24:13,594 --> 01:24:15,888 Senators! 884 01:24:16,889 --> 01:24:20,434 The barbarians have arrived! 885 01:24:20,518 --> 01:24:25,982 - Let him through. - The barbarians are breaking the aqueduct. 886 01:24:26,065 --> 01:24:30,611 They are very fierce. They break bows with blows! 887 01:24:30,695 --> 01:24:32,196 They are ugly as death! 888 01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:36,701 - Do you need to tell us anything else? - No. - Then take him away he stinks of goat. 889 01:24:39,287 --> 01:24:44,917 Barbarians are not that ignorant. They follow a strategic plan. 890 01:24:45,001 --> 01:24:47,878 They cut off the aqueduct to thirst us out. 891 01:24:47,962 --> 01:24:52,925 - We have to fight back. - How many men do you have? 892 01:24:53,009 --> 01:24:58,598 - Few! - Then Fabio Massimo, then that would be me... 893 01:24:58,681 --> 01:25:03,728 ..he says we need to buy time until our troops return. 894 01:25:03,811 --> 01:25:06,689 We need to stall! 895 01:25:08,774 --> 01:25:13,279 In addition to 50 bushels of wheat, a hundred pieces of fruit... 896 01:25:13,362 --> 01:25:15,990 ..and a wagon to go home... 897 01:25:16,073 --> 01:25:18,409 ..here is the gold! 898 01:25:18,492 --> 01:25:21,996 In exchange for this gold... 899 01:25:22,079 --> 01:25:28,502 ..you Attila undertake not to enter into Rome and not to harass the citizens. 900 01:25:28,586 --> 01:25:32,548 All right, but hunt for gold! Hunt for the gold! 901 01:25:32,632 --> 01:25:36,052 - Romano, put it inside! - Do you also undertake... 902 01:25:36,135 --> 01:25:41,182 ..to return to your primitive confines. Are you committed? 903 01:25:41,265 --> 01:25:44,727 - Am I committed? - Yes! 904 01:25:44,810 --> 01:25:50,650 - Am I committed? - Yes! - I promise! 905 01:25:50,733 --> 01:25:55,196 Beautiful! I like it! I'll take this. 906 01:25:55,279 --> 01:25:58,616 Put it down! You get four slaps! 907 01:25:58,699 --> 01:26:02,745 - It's all mine. You take nothing. - Why? 908 01:26:02,828 --> 01:26:06,290 Because I'm the king and all of this belongs to me. 909 01:26:06,374 --> 01:26:10,086 Now you have to fulfill the agreements. 910 01:26:10,169 --> 01:26:14,090 Remember what Cifone told us by Brenno. The sword! 911 01:26:14,340 --> 01:26:17,343 Wait a minute, I have another topic. 912 01:26:17,468 --> 01:26:22,098 As my friend Brennero says, I come, I spit in the plate... 913 01:26:22,223 --> 01:26:25,893 .. I take the money and go home! 914 01:26:25,976 --> 01:26:32,066 Attila, thank you for giving us the discount! Take everything off. 915 01:26:32,149 --> 01:26:36,779 What is he doing? He's taking it away? We had the wrong pan of the balance! 916 01:26:36,862 --> 01:26:42,118 - You made me get the wrong dish! - No! 917 01:26:42,201 --> 01:26:46,872 - What is that? - A gift from the Senator Fabio Massimo, that would be me. 918 01:26:46,956 --> 01:26:50,918 Blood? Did you know that Attila only feeds on blood? 919 01:26:51,001 --> 01:26:57,758 It's not blood, it's wine! It's good! Drink to our health! 920 01:26:57,842 --> 01:27:01,303 We drink the wine. Alternate occasionally blood wine is good for you! 921 01:27:01,387 --> 01:27:04,140 - That's right , Attila! - What can it be worth? 922 01:27:04,223 --> 01:27:08,310 - Four or five sesterzi. - Three at most! 923 01:27:08,394 --> 01:27:13,816 Barbarians, we have fancy stones, gold, wine! 924 01:27:13,899 --> 01:27:15,317 IMO have fun! 925 01:27:15,401 --> 01:27:18,946 - IMO! - Load the wine! 926 01:27:19,029 --> 01:27:20,823 My treat! 927 01:27:28,998 --> 01:27:34,044 - Will the wine have an effect? - They will be hungover for two days. 928 01:27:34,128 --> 01:27:38,799 I put lotus essence, powder of poppy and cannabis indica. 929 01:27:38,883 --> 01:27:42,511 - Cannabis indica? What is it? - Hash! 930 01:27:45,129 --> 01:27:48,300 With opium and oriental drugs 931 01:27:48,380 --> 01:27:55,937 Attila and the barbarians undertook a great trip to a world of astounding visions. 932 01:27:59,195 --> 01:28:02,490 I see everything colorful! Naked females! 933 01:28:07,119 --> 01:28:12,291 - Tartufo, what do you see? - I see a man riding a man. 934 01:28:12,958 --> 01:28:16,003 Anguillara is a country... 935 01:28:25,054 --> 01:28:30,810 I see a mysterious oriental city called Anzio! 936 01:28:30,893 --> 01:28:33,479 Indeed, Bisanzio! 937 01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:38,526 - I see my whole life flowing. - Wake up! - Who's calling me? 938 01:28:38,609 --> 01:28:41,946 - It's me. - Is that a sea turtle? 939 01:28:42,029 --> 01:28:46,325 - Are you a prehistoric animal? - I'm Master Silone! Wake up! 940 01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:52,456 - Now I remember, Cifone! - Silone! - The master of the dwarves! What do you want? 941 01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:57,086 - What do you want? - I promised you that I would come to save you. 942 01:28:57,169 --> 01:29:01,215 - But I'm so comfortable here. - You say that! You come! 943 01:29:01,298 --> 01:29:06,971 - I also have gold! - You come! - Will you take me into the grove? 944 01:29:07,054 --> 01:29:10,975 More than a grove! Look! 945 01:29:13,060 --> 01:29:16,647 - A Roman army! - Look! 946 01:29:16,772 --> 01:29:21,235 - Another Roman army! - Look! - Another? 947 01:29:21,318 --> 01:29:27,199 - Just another! - You're surrounded. The Romans will destroy you. 948 01:29:27,283 --> 01:29:31,579 - It is not said, dear Cifone! - Silone! - All right. 949 01:29:31,662 --> 01:29:38,460 First I have to consult the auspices, the flight of the bird! 950 01:29:38,544 --> 01:29:43,424 - It could also be favorable. What do you know, Cifone? - Silone! 951 01:29:43,507 --> 01:29:48,846 Birds, where are you? Where are you? The eagle! 952 01:29:48,929 --> 01:29:54,935 Queen of birds, you flutter high and hurtling through the skies... 953 01:29:55,019 --> 01:30:01,817 ..Let me know! Tell me what will be my destiny! 954 01:30:05,446 --> 01:30:10,743 - I understand what my destiny is! - I have an idea for you to escape! 955 01:30:10,826 --> 01:30:16,040 Attila run away? Attila never runs away! 956 01:30:16,123 --> 01:30:18,667 Attila fights to the death! 957 01:30:18,751 --> 01:30:24,089 Barbarians, to arms! Come all here! 958 01:30:24,173 --> 01:30:29,720 Let's squeeze the crabs! Ready to face the mortal enemy! 959 01:30:29,803 --> 01:30:34,642 Once and for all, forward! Stop! 960 01:30:34,725 --> 01:30:40,147 - What is that? - Not IMO? - I see two people coming. 961 01:30:40,230 --> 01:30:45,694 Two individuals galloping on two horses! 962 01:30:45,778 --> 01:30:48,322 What will they want to tell us? 963 01:30:55,287 --> 01:30:58,374 - Which of you is Attila? - Try to guess! 964 01:30:58,457 --> 01:31:04,254 Who do you think could be Attila? This fool? Maybe him? 965 01:31:04,338 --> 01:31:10,803 Who has the petrifying gaze? Who is handsome and muscular? 966 01:31:10,886 --> 01:31:16,517 I am Attila! You rather, handsome man, who are you? 967 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,478 I'm Fusco Cornelio and you have no escape. 968 01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:23,399 - I have no escape? You say! - Let me finish. 969 01:31:23,482 --> 01:31:27,695 I will save your life and these other bastards... 970 01:31:27,778 --> 01:31:31,532 - He told you! - If you give me her. 971 01:31:31,615 --> 01:31:35,035 Who? This? The girl? 972 01:31:35,119 --> 01:31:38,706 She is not light, she is heavy! 973 01:31:38,789 --> 01:31:44,294 Scratches, bites, crunches and throws stones! What are you doing? 974 01:31:44,378 --> 01:31:48,007 Take him! Watch him and admire him. He's a gem! 975 01:31:48,090 --> 01:31:51,760 - Get him! Trust me. - No, I want her. 976 01:31:51,844 --> 01:31:55,556 - Why? - I'm in love! 977 01:31:59,393 --> 01:32:02,563 Hilarious! Hilarious! 978 01:32:04,732 --> 01:32:08,110 If he's in love, let's give her to him! 979 01:32:08,193 --> 01:32:12,114 I give it to you! 980 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:18,704 - Barbarian, what is your answer? - You will get the answer... 981 01:32:18,787 --> 01:32:24,251 ..along with the barrel that stinking Fabio Massimo gave me! 982 01:32:24,334 --> 01:32:27,713 So you bring him back and forth! 983 01:32:29,048 --> 01:32:31,425 Grab him! 984 01:32:33,260 --> 01:32:36,430 Leave me, you scumbags! 985 01:32:38,515 --> 01:32:40,851 Lay the barrel down. 986 01:32:41,894 --> 01:32:46,732 Roll it down the hill. 987 01:32:50,736 --> 01:32:55,616 See how the handsome man tumbles! Look how fascinating it is! 988 01:33:09,213 --> 01:33:14,134 Did you see how the handsome man rolled? 989 01:33:14,218 --> 01:33:18,806 - He thought he was smart! - Why didn't you hand me over? 990 01:33:18,889 --> 01:33:23,894 - Because I'm in love. - You? Who? 991 01:33:23,977 --> 01:33:30,359 With who? Tartufo? I'm in love with you Uraia. 992 01:33:30,442 --> 01:33:33,529 Why didn't you ever tell me? 993 01:33:33,612 --> 01:33:36,824 Because you never asked me. I answer the question. 994 01:33:36,907 --> 01:33:41,495 But I am the king. I can not express myself first. 995 01:33:45,415 --> 01:33:50,254 Be careful, don't bite! I know you. 996 01:33:50,337 --> 01:33:51,880 All right! 997 01:34:15,821 --> 01:34:19,741 It's an encirclement! 998 01:34:39,303 --> 01:34:42,556 I hit him! I'm not afraid anymore! 999 01:35:04,953 --> 01:35:06,747 Arrow! 1000 01:35:07,998 --> 01:35:11,293 Another arrow! To me? Arrows? 1001 01:35:27,601 --> 01:35:29,937 You killed me! 1002 01:35:34,024 --> 01:35:38,111 Halt! Is there problem? We are friends! 1003 01:35:38,195 --> 01:35:42,449 We are brothers, we are all Italians. Why harm us? 1004 01:36:14,815 --> 01:36:16,275 Attila, the sword! 1005 01:36:22,990 --> 01:36:26,410 Halt! Is there problem? We are friends! 1006 01:36:26,493 --> 01:36:30,872 We are brothers, we are Italian. Why harm us? 1007 01:36:55,897 --> 01:36:58,400 Halt! Is there problem? 1008 01:37:01,611 --> 01:37:04,614 I wanted to have a talk! 1009 01:37:56,958 --> 01:37:58,794 Take that! 1010 01:38:01,046 --> 01:38:03,548 I'll break your horses! 1011 01:38:04,966 --> 01:38:10,597 You are cowards! You saw how the cowards retreated? 1012 01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:16,895 - We put them on the run! - I took the bat... - What do you say? 1013 01:38:16,978 --> 01:38:20,732 The cavalry gave way to the soldiers. 1014 01:38:21,858 --> 01:38:26,405 - The foot soldiers are coming! - You have no escape, come with me. 1015 01:38:26,488 --> 01:38:31,284 - Let's do it soon! - They look like wild beasts advancing... 1016 01:38:31,368 --> 01:38:35,831 ..around a delicious prey. - Watch! 1017 01:38:35,914 --> 01:38:42,295 Air in contact with fire it heats up and lifts strongly. 1018 01:38:44,631 --> 01:38:50,053 - Yes! - What do I care? - Wait! - Do you do magic? 1019 01:38:50,137 --> 01:38:53,223 Now I'll explain. I built a great machine. 1020 01:38:57,978 --> 01:39:03,108 - It will take you to freedom. It's clear? - Until a certain point. 1021 01:39:03,191 --> 01:39:05,485 He's dead. 1022 01:39:05,569 --> 01:39:10,866 - Silone was known. And now he's dead! 1023 01:39:10,949 --> 01:39:14,619 - An arrow went through him! - Odin has taken him! 1024 01:39:14,703 --> 01:39:21,293 Why the fuck are you singing? Think about escaping. 1025 01:39:23,003 --> 01:39:26,548 Now he's really dead, but we have already sang the song. 1026 01:39:26,631 --> 01:39:30,677 IMO is getting ready. The Romans approach. 1027 01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:34,556 Do you know how this machine works? 1028 01:39:41,563 --> 01:39:44,107 - Let's fly! - Where do we go? 1029 01:39:44,191 --> 01:39:47,569 - Where will the wind take us! - Where does it take us? 1030 01:39:47,652 --> 01:39:53,116 - South, towards Naples. - We will put Naples on fire too. 1031 01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:56,203 Mamma, how many there are! 1032 01:39:58,288 --> 01:40:01,291 If they catch us, they'll kick our asses! 1033 01:40:01,374 --> 01:40:04,753 - What happened? - We're going down. 1034 01:40:04,836 --> 01:40:09,341 - It seems to me too. - There's too much weight, we need to lighten up. 1035 01:40:09,424 --> 01:40:14,596 - Let's throw away the gold. - No, the gold stays here! 1036 01:40:14,679 --> 01:40:18,016 Instead of gold, we throw down just one. You! 1037 01:40:18,099 --> 01:40:23,271 I had a great idea! Let's throw her down! 1038 01:40:23,355 --> 01:40:27,817 - What do we care? - No, I need her. I throw you down! 1039 01:40:27,901 --> 01:40:33,698 Did you see, I threw him down! So you will stop bothering me! 1040 01:40:33,782 --> 01:40:38,828 We are safe! Please don't bite me! 1041 01:40:38,912 --> 01:40:40,747 Don't bite me! 1042 01:40:44,419 --> 01:40:49,591 ...and they lived barbaricly and happily ever after. 78314

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